Shakespeare Programming Language!

You are an infected fat stupid cowardly fatherless dirty pig. You are the difference between thyself and a small cute beautiful young cow! You are as evil as the difference between thyself and a lovely hero. YOU ARE AS TERRIBLE AS THE SUM OF YOURSELF AND A PLAGUE! YOU ARE AS DISGUSTING AS THE PRODUCT OF THYSELF AND A PIG! SPEAK THY MIND!
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Programs:
www.dropbox.com/s/e25q4n0zmat...
Language Website:
shakespearelang.sourceforge.net/
Translator that I used:
github.com/drsam94/Spl
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MUSIC
Jr Troopa Theme from Paper Mario
Thatched Villagers by Kevin Macleod @ incompetech.com
Itro x Valcos: Starbound ( • Itro x Valcos - Starbo... )
Rocksteady from Club Penguin (It was my igloo music when I was 7...)
Jumper (2013) By Waterflame ( / waterflame89 )

[@B_dev]

The ultimate challenge: write a program that is both functional as a play and a program

[@robinpage2730]

Already been done

[@Ookami31]

@@robinpage2730 can you post a link?

[@VTPPGLVR]

@@robinpage2730 Whooooo??????

[@raskr8137]

Me: You are the difference between big big big big cat and a big big big big big cat! Speak thy mind! Cassier: Sir, this is a wendy's. [Exeunt]

[@martysh1226]

This deserves way, WAAAY more likes!

[@raphaelobama5851]

Lmao

[@nathanoy_]

i cant stop laughing. this is the best comment i have seen this week! Edit: this month

[@seanordonez9208]

this would put -16 into output, and we can't input ascii if there's a negative number

[@BertLeyson]

@@seanordonez9208 cat is neutral, not negative

[@kbhasi]

1:58 I never knew Truttle1 would venture off into OFFICE 2000 territory with the choice of characters he decided to use. 2:06 You could have represented "starvation" as an icon of a battery at a very low charge level.

[@Truttle1]

Did you think I would stay in Paper Mario territory? Also, I could've been venturing into office XP territory.

[@javaaugustus4469]

Who remembers the Whoa Zone from Super Paper Mario? 1:37

[@keheck]

The "99 bottles of beer" is the advanced "Hello World" it seems

[@ordinaryshiba]

also, the truth machine if the language can take in input

[@maruseron]

Damn. Julius Caesar being a jerk in Civilization really hits close to home.

[@hwgh]

I wrote a tale of love, passion, treason and reconciliation in the Kingdom of Fibonacci. ( A program that prints the Fibonacci sequence while telling the drama of a broken home lol ) Unfortunately the translator I was using didn't have the proceed thingy so I had to use the Scene number :( The Fibonacci Throne. Romeo, King of Fibonnacci. Juliet, Queen of Fibonnacci. Othello, The lover. Act I: The beginning of succession. Scene I: Value each other. [Enter Romeo and Juliet] Juliet: Thou art my king! Romeo: Thou art a lovely beautiful charming gentle sweet angel! Scene II: The lover and the fight. [Exit Romeo] [Enter Othello] Juliet: You are as lovely as myself. [Exit Othello] [Enter Romeo] Romeo: Thou art a lying disgusting nothing! Scene III: The Plead for Reconciliation. [Exeunt] [Enter Romeo and Juliet] Romeo: Open thy heart. Thou art the sum of yourself and me. Scene IV: The lover tries to create a space between the King and Queen. [Exit Romeo] [Enter Othello] Juliet: Speak your mind! [Exit Othello] [Enter Romeo] Scene V: Reconcilation at last. Juliet: Open thy heart. Thou art the sum of yourself and me. [Exit Juliet] [Enter Othello] Romeo: Speak your mind. [Exit Othello] Romeo: Am I better than nothing? If so, Let us proceed to Scene III.

[@ploopybear]

Wow a lot of effort put into videos 😤👌😎🔥

[@tux1468]

2:06 You could have used the hunger effect from Minecraft to show starvation.

[@masterjrtroopa7842]

DARN IT DARN IT DARN ITTT! I'LL BE BACK!!!

[@masterjrtroopa7842]

I MEAN IT! I'LL BE BACK! PREPARE TO START CRYING AT THE FEET OF MASTER JR TROOPA!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!

[@vicr123]

Go and try to break into the Excess Express instead ;)

[@masterjrtroopa7842]

Victor Tran That sounds like it might be a fun idea... and then I could USE MY MAGIC TO MAKE THE ENGINEER GIVE THE CONTROLS TO ME!! AND THEN I WOULD OWN THE TRAIN!!! AND BUB WILL NEVER BE ALLOWED ON AGAIN!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! BUB'S DREAMS MUST DIE!!!

[@vicr123]

Too bad Mario already gave him an autograph ;)

[@masterjrtroopa7842]

GRRRRRRRR! THAT STUPID MARIO! HE MUST PAY FOR HIS ACTIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@cdemr]

4:58 "This program also tells the story of people having an insult contest" lmao like "this is the side effect sorry"

[@miskeeping]

It's times like this where I think about the world, and how this language popped up. [Exeunt]

[@robinpage2730]

Shakespeare Programming Language, My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, and Chef, all prove that programming in plain English is very possible.

[@mr.duckie._.]

i'd also try to make an esolang with english (kind of) (as syntax), a stack, a 2D grid and variables as items that is painful to code in, yet easy* to understand (just a concept.... right now) so starry night★ is also a "programming language" in english

[@ThePixelPolygon]

If I'm getting this right, the description translates to BEL (bell)

[@Truttle1]

The Pixel Polygon I just copied one of the lines Macbeth said in the "SHAKESPEARE" program, and it only has "speak your mind" once.

[@IluvinortheIneffable]

/*this is a great tutorial. Its a shame you can only insult or compliment for the values. How does one go about adding to the dictionary? Do I have to adjust the translator? */

[@marioglitchy64_original]

If any other channel had these characters, it would be majorly cringe. But you actually made the entertaining

[@alastarslater4004]

If you like writing a program like a Shakespearian play, perhaps you’d also like YASBL or Verbose? Otherwise if you want to use only Lambda functions, maybe check out Lambdastack.

[@Truttle1]

Alastar Slater I just looked up Verbose. It looks like it will get very annoying to use very quickly. =P

[@alastarslater4004]

Truttle1 I mean I agree. But so does programming in BrainF***, and quite a number of esoteric programming languages. In any case, really like your videos! Can’t wait too see whatever it is you do next!

[@Truttle1]

Alastar Slater I think I'll do a custom-made esolang next. I have an idea for an interesting mechanic that I don't think has been done before.

[@alastarslater4004]

Truttle1 not sure if this helps, but if you are thinking of making the language yourself, perhaps use a meta language. (Such as YACC) I think there’s even some esoteric languages like that (I think ALPACA is on). This is all from my limited knowledge on developing languages. Good luck, hope this could help somehow

[@tux1468]

So umm, I just discovered this video has a poll attached to it.

[@Truttle1]

It does... This was when Carlventures was expected to be a thing. I intended for a second episode of Carlventures (the format used in the FALSE video) to follow the Stagecast video... Argh! was going to be the pirate theme, and AsciiDots was going to be the bandits theme... At some point I decided not to do Carlventures a second time.

[@calingligore]

What is happening in these videos? Is there a plot? Like the little guy always trying to undermine the other dragons?

[@deidara_8598]

Now write a quine in it

[@barrettkepler7618]

God, do not scream, please

[@vicr123]

Writing a -interpreter- compiler for this must be really hard work :) What happens if you attempt to divide by zero using that calculator? EDIT: Yeah I don't learn from my mistakes

[@Truttle1]

Victor Tran I wonder what would be harder: writing an SPL compiler or writing a Befunge compiler...

[@Truttle1]

Victor Tran I divided by 0 and it just printed a floating point exception error.

[@vicr123]

Well considering Befunge was made to be difficult to compile... That's a pretty good question actually :P Ahh, and I assume errors just terminate the program. Interesting to know :)

[@beansheeran7322]

Write a programming language in Shakespere

[@kraventm]

The compiler doesn't work I have literally ctrl C Ctrl V the dummy code the creator gave us and also tried other online already compiled codes and it always returns a different error.

[@noel.friedrich]

Thats part of the experience

[@BertLeyson]

does this work? Thou art the sum of a tiny yellow sweet honest warm rose and the sum of a rich noble sweet sunny joy and the sum of a loving honest plum and a girl. Speak thy mind. 32 + (16 + (4 + 1)

[@gebys4559]

Jesus christ it's been quite a while since I quit a video because presenter was so bloody annoying m

[@MsMosoka]

SPL

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

7:25 Did he just say sh*t? Or am I mishearing it? EDIT: I misheard it.

[@Truttle1]

Blue-Maned Hawk shoot

[@Blue-Maned_Hawk]

Oh. Whoops.

[@thescratchguy428]

description says "S"

[@vicr123]

4:20 WAIT YOU PLAY CIVILISATION!?

[@Truttle1]

Sometimes. I'm not very good at it though...

[@vicr123]

Don't worry, I'm not too good either :)

[@fireandblood9308]

Que

[@telnobynoyator_6183]

pls stop roleplay pls

[@jameswalker199]

Shush, you! I think its fun!

[@jimbeammeup9879]

Schlechter code

[@bartekkowalski]

Comment under this video

[@KatzRool]

64th

[@CocoTheMii]

Go away Paris I will never marry you! >:(

[@thescratchguy428]

PIN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1:57 clippy returns 3:13 egg guy returns by cursor

[@thescratchguy428]

*clippit truttle pin me

[@thescratchguy428]

no pls dont ban me i mean *jr troopa*

[@crypt8919]

I've discovered it : The single most annoying video in existence.

[@eventseen7317]

SCHLECHT

[@kraigweinstein4640]

I cringed so hard watching this video.