Shane Dawson's Newest Failure

[@lucyh9051]

shane always seems like he’s hitting on/flirting with e v e r y o n e except for his husband ?

[@evalovett]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY LIKE DUDE 😭

[@user-hm6tm9yd4q]

My headcannon is that he isn't actually attracted to his husband but doesn't want to get a divorce because he knows nobody else could ever love him again

[@grey6703]

reminds me of my father, he’s going through a divorce right now

[@cristenk7230]

He does it on purpose bc it causes engagement. It's one of the few things that works for him. I hate it lol

[@Medusa_The-Bard]

​@@cristenk7230and because Chris works for him he is not able to say anything about it

[@limelacroixcan]

shane and chris DEFINITELY have something going on. even just an emotional affair, something is happening between them and it’s so glaringly obvious it’s uncomfortable to watch them interact with each other…

[@Venti.the.bard.613]

My thoughts exactly this man has to be getting SOMETHING from Shane. He’s literally there all the time and there’s absolutely no reason to have a camera man for just a chill vlog with your family 👀👀👀 just saying

[@liesbeneathoureyes]

GEM Reloaded has made a lot of videos about the Chris-Shane-Ryland love triangle!

[@sukai121]

It’s so uncomfortable!! like does Chris ever get to leave 😶😶

[@susan4912]

​@@Venti.the.bard.613Shane has a camera man because he wants a co-host without the co-host salary

[@mikuhatsunevocaloid0]

I dont trust chris he just seems suspicious like he tries to act innocent but i dont believe in his act somethings not right

[@callieeelise]

the twinkies being older than shane’s intended audience is a scary thought

[@nadaroshdy485]

that gasp i just gasped

[@aeroh790]

@@nadaroshdy485gusped* /j

[@XXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDD]

BODIED, I'M CRYING /pos

[@KingOfGaymes]

Shane still working with Destery after him being exposed is not at all surprising, birds of a feather flock together lol

[@casrrole]

Exactly like how Shane is the only KZbinr who still tolerates jeffree lol (I say tolerates bc I don’t actually believe they’re friends lol)

[@kiwikrg]

Omg I literally said the same thing out loud then saw your comment

[@Oliviaandtrina]

The birds of a feather do flock together. Anyone who isn't like minded would get rid of someone like that immediately.

[@qtcami]

i had no idea that there were allegations against destery. or maybe i forgot, it’s hard to keep track of all of them now but i’ll look into it. i used to watch him a lot when i was in middle school :0

[@scrambledEgg69]

Since Shane basically kick started whatever fan base Destery has left, I’d say ‘The Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree’ would fit better 😂😂

[@lilz]

I really just cannot stand how they make everything into an innuendo. I do not get how they find that funny. It is even worse if they’re only doing it to target a younger, immature audience because gross.

[@ToddyWithaHotdog]

For a person's mind to go to that place in every single context unprovoked, it has to be a trauma response. Doesn't make it any less uncomfortable or disgusting though. His viewers are children. 🤢

[@please_im_a_staaar]

I don't think they are trying to target kids because they do swear in this video. And if you swear then your content gets restricted, no?

[@us3r33]

@@please_im_a_staaarwhat 18 or even 16+ yr old is watching this grown man eat different twinkies and play with slime for a half hour

[@caponeboxerx]

Shane’s self deprecating humor was tired and over-used years ago. I appreciate his dedication to that bit though.

[@MurronWright]

Dedication or too lazy to keep up with the times lol.

[@caponeboxerx]

That part 😂

[@micahbanimating610]

I feel like it just makes people seem really insecure when they joke like that. My mom does it and it makes me cringe 😂😂

[@Lyra556]

@@micahbanimating610 oh well it's some people's only coping mecanism...

[@sourgreendolly7685]

@@Lyra556too true. It's kinda hilarious how people say stuff like it makes us SEEM insecure. We are, that's why we joke about it- that nervous energy's gotta go somewhere 😂

[@cowboyinacrown]

im so concerned that this man is gong to be a father of twins

[@sapphinese]

I’m genuinely so worried for his future children. I feel like he only wanted them as a profit avenue from the start.

[@CheeseNuggetz]

I feel like it was almost all Rylands idea to want a kid and Shane just went along with it so he wouldn’t leave him but I’m sure Shane saw a new form of content he could squeeze dry. Prayers for those children.

[@ajakakakak]

I’m worried too, I hope those children will be alr

[@sstarsodaa]

doesn’t destery have like, 50+ alleged victims?

[@liesbeneathoureyes]

Yes

[@peacecraft82]

Everytime Shane made a sex joke I keep thinking he said he made this video for his kids. Disgusting.

[@mierenierez]

It’s so fucking reminiscent of that time. He has not changed.

[@awndraya]

Right!!! He makes SO MANY of those jokes for no reason either

[@Oliviaandtrina]

No one who actually changed, and wasn't like minded would ever be around Destrey. Working with him is the biggest admission that he has not changed, sees nothing wrong with what he or Destrey did. It's disturbing. If I found my best friend in the world had even 1 victim it's over, much less the 50+ destrey has. Disgusting.

[@VexedMummy]

God, please Shane, never do anything with slime ever again.

[@lynnhathorn]

How can he claim to be obsessed with slime and always look like he's never played with it before? 😆

[@jjcookie6]

i didn’t know someone could be bad at playing with slime until now

[@juiceboxfromthevoid]

I think he just shouldn't do anything again in general

[@Medusa_The-Bard]

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[@scorchingbread]

The fact shane literally DID eat period blood once. It was a video with Trisha, and i had that memory repressed so well until it was brought up how much periods were a bit for him to do 😭

[@chrisbcpack]

I'm sorry,,, WHAT

[@Oliviaandtrina]

I'm sure it was fake but it's still disgusting to simulate it and post it for literal kids to watch.

[@TrinaWater]

Or how he got 18 yr old tana Moe Joe to bleed on him 🤮

[@scorchingbread]

@@Oliviaandtrina exactly it could've been fake blood, but the fact that he would even want to act like he was actually trying it is so weird and gross

[@Ceilidh222]

fucking HUH???

[@grachisol8236]

Just a reminder that Shane accused a family of faking their 13 year old son's death.

[@haneenms6]

Wait what??!

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodgh29]

@@haneenms6I think they’re talking about how he used to make those conspiracy theory videos and made at least one about crisis actors? Unless it’s something else I don’t know about

[@teetee996112]

Another reminder that he admitted to m0l3sting kids in Alison Rosen's podcast titled "Shane Dawson #5" he claims it was because he was m0l3sted but in his book " I Hate Myselfie" he says he never was and in fact was upset that he wasn't because he thinks he was "a beautiful child." Also in that same book he admitted to catfishing a classmate for n00d photos so he could blackmail them by placing them all over their school.

[@saurus8689]

​​@@teetee996112every time I learn something new about this man, I get more shocked and disgusted

[@chocomelo454]

honestly seeing Shane not only relapse ON CAMERA but try to get his husband to purge is a new level of horror. like what the fuck Shane why would you keep this in let alone encourage your husband to purge

[@NostalgicEditor]

I completely agree with you, I used to watch his old taste test videos every day (regret) and he would talk about how he stopped making them because they were bad for his mental health and ED, it baffles me why would he start a brand new series where the whole bit is him trying all the different varieties of the same food to rate. As someone with an ED also, I can’t rewatch those old ‘rating all the menu items from’ vids because he would joke so much about purging it later or not swallowing after chewing and just spitting it up in the trash.

[@Natsjuicebox]

I think theres a difference from encouraging him to purge rather than get rid of something that is expired that could make him sick but okay

[@chocomelo454]

@@Natsjuicebox nahnah he encouraged him to spit out foods that WEREN'T expired and just didn't taste good.

[@Oliviaandtrina]

I'm not even there yet and I'm horrified. He should never have added that in.

[@chocomelo454]

@@Oliviaandtrina fr

[@Bernie_is_eepy]

Oh god I didn’t need to be reminded that destery exists. It’s always weird to find out someone you idolized as a kid, you actually had a chance with lol

[@verdantvixen96]

Right? I was doing just fine repressing the childhood memories of watching Shane Dawson and Destery content 😭 so much shame.

[@bones_man327]

Oh god that's horrible

[@Bernie_is_eepy]

@@bones_man327 I know lol

[@Liviosaur.]

No because the way we all looked up to these people 😭 only to find out they probably would’ve been interested in someone like us (nasty)

[@TrinaWater]

Why would u say that wtf there are actual victims this is such a weird thing to say

[@Contraholiday]

Destroy literally took a 12 year old on a date to the fair…

[@samoaahh]

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!????

[@hawyeefish4846]

wtf how and where were the logical adults

[@mariya_tortilla]

that is vile.

[@ToddyWithaHotdog]

Shane kissed a 12 year old fan of his at a public meet and greet 🫣 Not surprised they still work together.

[@Tree-House69]

That "you dumb b1tch" bit seemed a little too sharp to not be how he actually thinks about similar scenarios lol

[@anissag.2084]

shane really thinks he can get away with being creepy towards kids we need to bully this man off the internet sorry not sorry both his husband And mistress smh

[@wlammy4ever]

How does Shane not give himself migraines with those loud ass fake laughs 💀

[@katolmstead9472]

My name is Kathryn and I feel extremely violated. I don't like hearing Shane say my name

[@judgementaltoad330]

another kathryn here, definitely changing my name

[@aced6333]

@Fayesnotthatcool4398again? have you already changed your name before? (you don’t have to answer that)

[@Tosnacc]

Mine is spelled differently but i still felt gross every time he said it 😭💀

[@laurakeightley9882]

This content is not for kids, or adults, shane has lost it! This was a hard watch

[@Bianca1207-g5f]

god I’m so glad Andrew, Garrett, and Drew got out when they did

[@badbeetle]

they’re way too good, im so happy they’re finally away from this mess

[@HippieHC]

Fun fact: Twinkies were originally banana flavored, the vanilla ones came after WW2 caused supply chain issues with bananas 🍌

[@rueb2455]

I'm literally 8 minutes in and I just... Why does he think he can just steal from anyone on youtube? It looks like he's stealing from big channels now, maybe, but Sporked is owned by Mythical. I don't think they'll strike him, but I sincerely doubt they want to be associated with him. I do not understand why he continues to do this--Didn't he at least ADD credits with the last video? Why tf has he gone right back to not crediting!!!

[@connorhart7597]

Shane was that kid in middle school that would go "you dare me to *insert gross thing here*" and then does it anyway...

[@revelryinthedark632]

20:37 He deep fried a Barbie and ate a piece and that’s the worst?

[@28dldjen]

he also ate literal period blood, he's eaten so many disgusting things but a twinkie is the thing that does it ig

[@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw]

My fear at this point is that shane is scrambling to find his new content style and that it will end up being a family content channel. And that's so scary. What's also scary is I didn't hate Ryland in this video

[@potatopotatopotato-zo1rw]

I hope someone reasonable in their life stops them from exploiting their children for content, apparently Morgan got into a huge fight with Ryland because he wanted to get horses on a whim

[@funmachine694]

Damn, trying to get horses on a whim is honestly shitty. They have to be planned out very well as far as their surroundings and setup goes, and they require TONS of care, and I don’t trust them to get the care they need unless someone is hired for it. I don’t trust these two with anything honestly.

[@lostavenue4819]

I wonder if Morgan is even IN her brothers life anymore- honestly would not blame her for cutting ties at all (if she did)

[@DecoraGarfoid]

​@@funmachine694my mom has had horses her whole life. She's put so much money into them as well as all the vet stuff. Definitely not like a dog or cat😂 those poor things..

[@lyzetteblackston2562]

19:10 u can see the box expired on may 1st 2023 he used a different box in the edit But its still back logged content lol

[@sarah-pz5de]

thank you for bringing back the shane videos, i refuse to watch them on his channel but love watching you react to his bullshit

[@247webgirl]

Same!

[@limelacroixcan]

27:54 made me giggle, “girl you don’t have to eat it” lmaoo

[@Ceilidh222]

friendly reminder for every time shane does literally anything in this vid: at the beginning he said he cant wait for his kids to watch him doing this!

[@aubrythomas9812]

I literally had 0 idea about Destery and was still a fan up until hearing this. Would love to see a vid where it’s covered!

[@brigettelancome4063]

oh babe! there’s videos upon videos youtube and tiktok and threads FOR DAYSSSS on twitter. the victims of destrey are too many to count tbh… it’s so sad, they were all in their early teens 14-17

[@liesbeneathoureyes]

He literally groomed and r*ped multiple kids

[@zeroo7471]

Jake, thank you so much for this video it got me thru a tough time of waiting for my weedman to show up, it's almost midnight you have no idea how helpful this was

[@EMILY_RACHEL_]

funny comment win

[@SharkFishFace]

Every time he says “Welcome to whatever this is” all I can think is why post it. If it’s just garbage and you think it’s garbage, Shane, then leave us all alone ffs.

[@sydney.mp4]

of course shane doesn't like women. he likes girls

[@spinelessdevil]

its giving good mythical morning ripoff

[@io9371]

i was just about to say he wants to be rhett and link sooo bad 😭

[@mariya_tortilla]

shane, right? bc yess

[@kiwikrg]

I said that during the live out loud omfg!!!!

[@lostavenue4819]

good mythical morning episode with none of the charm or entertainment value or chemistry or natural camera presence or production value and care

[@KTShea]

Especially the wood background thing when he was showing those clips

[@bloodyneptune]

From a logic perspective, I can only assume he's working with Destery to drum up controversy for views. I can't imagine his recent family style vlogs featuring the families of two dudes who can't stand eacother are covering the mortgage payments. An hour long video of eating twinkies sure af isnt, buuut it might if everyone's flocking in watching to see what he/Destery says and if they can call them out about it. There's no way he's trying to avoid p*do rumors, _while_ having a child, with everyone including his fan base being against hiring Destery the accused p*do...and get thought "no I don't care I'm doing it". Why? What possible logical or financial reason is there? Other than "attention"

[@sweetandsourartist]

Do not expect to get attacked by hearing Destery's name today. I physically recoiled

[@tleigh4583]

The end with ryland really gives Colleen/kory vibes

[@monkfruit2389]

I HATE the Chris reactions can't he just be a camera man

[@emilymcdonald2684]

I genuinely think this is the most insufficient video of Shane's return and that is really saying something

[@Peridot420]

Wtf I thought we left this type of content in the 2010’s, great job Shane

[@Pepper-sg5rc]

Bro no one consented to what he did with that slime

[@luciusisdead]

holy fuck i forgot about destery, i used to love watching him on shane’s channel back in like 2015. i had no idea about all the stuff he did

[@senatorpalpabean2638]

Ugh, can we please re-cancel shane, his face doers not bring joy

[@aidenmorales5517]

pls the way it’s so obvious they’re doin stuff together behind closed doors💀

[@dragu_la]

im in the uk and i've had a twinkie once-- disgusting. whether it was old cus it was in an american sweet shop or fresh idk it was so gross and i'll never have the desire to try one ever again

[@sonicbodypillow]

it probably wasn't old, twinkies are genuinely just abhorrent lol

[@verdantvixen96]

I hate bananas in general but artificial banana flavoring is on a completely different level of disgusting. Twinkies are awful lol

[@Elle_Like_The_Letter]

They're good if you've never had good food. Hehehe The Hostess like products from different brands are actually way better.

[@brigettelancome4063]

omg.. i’ve always liked twinkies lol but i can only eat them once in a while but that once in a while it’s pretty good!

[@honeyjoo2039]

To be fair, most Americans think they are crap too. Little Debbie pastries are way better.

[@r3p0sed]

27:35 this reminds me of when someone sends jerma a screenshot of him making an absurd face & he has to ask chat if it's real

[@Sam-squid-ink]

Another Shane period joke was with a Lady Gaga Applause parody music video, I saw it when I was 13 and it’s now forever scared into my brain

[@ravenmagpiie]

It’s so horrible to watch Shane and Ryland interact, they clearly hate each other

[@funmachine694]

Ends up being a Tom Cruise contract marriage type deal

[@desireetorres0316]

All the jokes he makes is disgusting. He makes me ill. How I ever found him funny as a child is shocking to be honest.

[@MaxKing-zm1sn]

shane definitely use to joke about period blood

[@28dldjen]

he ATE period blood 😭😭

[@okmoonshapedlimb1505]

​@@28dldjenbruhhh wahtt😢

[@BBB-to4cc]

Okay but ppl like Coleen Ballinger and Shane Dawson make sexually charged period jokes bc they’re pedos

[@skeletonfunksquad]

Does the surrogate know that they're actively working a suspected predator..like I don't know if it would change anything for her decision and that's her prerogative, but like. She should be entitled to that information if she is bringing two children into this world to give to these people to care for... I dunno. Something to think about.

[@sophitiaofhyrule]

We've seen her in some of Shane's videos. She knows how much of an insane person he is but doesn't seem to care

[@lostavenue4819]

@@sophitiaofhyrulethey’re probably paying her bank so not surprised

[@littlejunkettes4122]

​@@lostavenue4819 I wouldn't provide a kid for creeps like these for money but then I have morals unlike her, I presume

[@limelacroixcan]

damn i’m gay and i like banana flavored sweets…not beating the stereotypes smh

[@sophiabalounsi7832]

I think the 2019 thing was a "quirky shane" joke because he did say 2020 was 3 yrs ago earlier

[@Anonymum]

Why does Ryland NEVER say thank you for ANY gift..?

[@accioyoongi]

it’s ryland, can’t expect much from a leech

[@rosegold-sc6fp]

Chris has never had an original thought. He repeats everything shane says.

[@artstudentlife]

What I don’t under is why someone would actually go out and eat expired food Like I promise neither are you funny nor is it going to be good for you like…

[@Wired_User]

Seriously! If I want to watch a white man eat expired food I’d watch LA Beast, not fking Shane.

[@seanna1997]

The gasp I gasped when you pulled up desterys profile...... jump scare

[@epicgirl65060]

he used to credit people…. it’s not that hard…

[@baileywalker1658]

not only is he supporting an abuser, the video editing is actually bad!

[@scipiodriver4076]

Shane himself is an abuser

[@vanessafulton6203]

Not Shane doing an extremely worse version of what GMM does

[@kelliewright8915]

I feel like he recently watched a good mythical morning video and he just… he said I could do that. Idk man.

[@BigCheddah]

Fun fact - the Twinkie mascot is named “Twinkie the kid”. Makes this whole video much creepier….

[@yrn3992]

My moms name is Kathryn and I literally screamed NO when he said that’s what he named the m&m like I don’t enjoy hearing shane dawson say my mothers name like it feels disrespectful because I hate him so much.

[@mariya_tortilla]

theyre JUST twinkies, relax 😭

[@niahobrien]

“This looks like a bloody turd” Is the first time I laughed at a Shane Dawson joke since gaining consciousness

[@rosegold-sc6fp]

Shane Dawson's tiny hands creep me out.

[@no-wun]

THE FAKE LAUGHS ARE INSANE. i usually do not pick up on it but oh my god i really get why he can't stand chris lmao. & shane's fake laugh at ryland suggesting something tastes like cornbread.. horrifying.

[@Zoeriemann]

I love how Jake just hates everything Shane does. „You want me to feel nostalgic?!!!??! FCK you Shane!“ 😭😂

[@mierenierez]

1:12:53 dude. Actually LOOK at Shane here. “See how much he loves sparkly gifts.🤪😒😃”

[@NotHorror]

Jake gives me will to live

[@elegantdisarray]

"Designer almond milk" It's from Trader Joe's 😅

[@nayeliunhinged]

love you, jake!! keep it up with the content!! i’m enjoying it sm!! ❤

[@ellz6250]

please never stop making shane videos. they’re the only way i can keep up with this creep without becoming overwhelmed with hatred

[@vickorpus]

god i hate destery’s editing so much

[@funmachine694]

Every once in a long while Shane actually says something that makes me laugh, and I feel like I can’t laugh because I don’t like him as a person. Very conflicted lmao

[@FennecLarkspur]

When I clicked on this video I audibly whispered to myself “oh what else is new-“ Shane has truly messed up his career

[@brookem3889]

How dare Shane compare chicken and waffles to that monstrosity

[@thejaz8749]

27:37 HELP!! Why does he looks like jack Nicholson in the shining

[@sheratesrocks]

I used to watch shane like in like 2016 when I was a kid but the straw that broke the camels back was when ryland showed his pee jars next to the bed

[@nadaroshdy485]

shane aside, how the fuck are they selling twinkies THAT old

[@loveline119]

Hate warching a shane video feels amazing

[@victoriaemerald6677]

This was sooooo hard to get through….it was the slime that made me want to end it without finishing 🤢

[@usersoapsoup]

would LOVE to see a video of you reacting to questionable Shane and Chris moments. They FOR SURE have something on the low...

[@noahgaron2435]

it's also a straight up commercial. for twinkies and Walmart.

[@ltamha]

I'm here and ready for the sass to begin 😅

[@teetee996112]

Call back to when Destrey Smith was 19 gloating on Tumblr about dating a 15 year old, still on wayback machine btw. I found it funny when he tweeted at stating such and blocked me when I brought the receipts proving that it was 100% his Tumblr that was connected to his youtube and that he used for his "Q&A with capndesdes" series

[@sl33pi6unni]

Holy shit capndesdes so much nostalgia ew

[@killerquacken4756]

In South Africa we have a brand called Tinkies, and they're AMAZING (I've had tinkies in america, ew) I highly recommend everyone tries them

[@lorielovesbooks7315]

I have to disagree I think Shane saying "I'm scared" is his most repeated phrase ever.

[@BBB-to4cc]

The way that he made this pre-COVID and posted it like it’s new is just fascinating to me

[@froggy5748]

This wasn’t made pre-COVID though? One of the boxes expired in may 2023 and he said it expired “a week ago”. It’s definitely older, but not three years old.

[@BBB-to4cc]

@@froggy5748 ahhh I thought it said 2019?

[@froggy5748]

@@BBB-to4cc the stock photo said 2019 but the actual box said may 2023 lol

[@eternall0ve16]

@@BBB-to4cche was way skinnier in 2019 lol

[@dianecaffrey4169]

emetophobia visibility slayyyy love u jake

[@tori-pl7jf]

Needed a Shane video before the first day of school tomorrow 👏

[@lilmistake1900]

6:25 CHRIS JUMPSCARE!!!!

[@pinerunningfree8460]

I LEFT THE VIDEO ON TO GO GET A SNACK AND THEN HE STARTWD PLAYING WITH THE SLIME HELPPP

[@monkfruit2389]

cotton candy twinkies are so good *for twinkies* wish I had one rn the cream is lighter than the regular ones plus it's a cute pink

[@secretformulathief910]

I don't think people understand the effects Shane's content had on me as a kid especially because I was his exact demographic. I can elaborate for anyone who's curious but let's just say I'm happy to see people rightfully criticising his content and pointing out his manipulation and cash grabs

[@cydelegs]

That brown M&M SHOULD be judgey