Secret to life is don't unmake ur bed just sleep on top. Its like ur acomplishing tasks in the future while sleeping.
@sethmiller517310 ай бұрын
Haha! My wife thinks I'm so dirty for doing this, it's one of the habits from deployment I can't shake 😅
@alienzordfalcon516210 ай бұрын
Y’all are 12th!
@alienzordfalcon516210 ай бұрын
@@sethmiller5173your wife sounds like a sweet woman. Do not take it personally that she is not 12th. You are giving her a little window she has no choice but to peer thru and this will be the first time she sees, but not only thru her 2 standard eyes. U are a real one. Church approves this too.
@alienzordfalcon516210 ай бұрын
@@sethmiller5173I had to find the 12D on my own, oh what I would give for a lil sweet window into it
@75percent2infinity510 ай бұрын
And if it winter time break out one of those plush throw blankets. Super easy to roll up.
@RamFly1A110 ай бұрын
Absolute happiness and I'm 44, you no longer concern yourself about being right or wrong. Only happiness matters, you guys make me happy, thank you.
@garycork580810 ай бұрын
I think you've reached the twelfth
@dorivalalmeida19794 ай бұрын
Just completed 45. Absolutely true.
@bobcaldwell581010 ай бұрын
Sterling about to become #1 foiler in the world
@rinker197810 ай бұрын
Your cousin is right…9 is way better than 45 !!! My soon to be 9 year old son Bodhi just walks around the house all day saying “ You know da rulez!!!”
@ShaleG10 ай бұрын
Cousin Ryan is absolutely on fire this episode 🔥
@logdizza10 ай бұрын
Cousin Ryan burner account. You needed this one cous
@ShaleG10 ай бұрын
@logdizza Just stick to your foam boarding there pal
@Mikeydoesit673142 ай бұрын
@@ShaleGhe’ll never get to the twelfth with comments like this
@Sol_Weird10 ай бұрын
Soon to be #1 Foil Boarder in the world!!
@Og_Mandingo10 ай бұрын
I’ve never surfed a day in my life and I watch you guys videos religiously. You guys are funny as all hell. Still not sure if Sterling is a world champion surfer or not though.🤔😅
@kylelinsly135110 ай бұрын
He is in the 12th dimension.
@garycork580810 ай бұрын
He knowz da rulez
@JB-sv5pr10 ай бұрын
Let’s go surf brah
@Og_Mandingo10 ай бұрын
@@JB-sv5pr you got a board for me?
@The-Finisher9 ай бұрын
Dudes you are my favorite giggle pod. I had been slogging through life listening to too many “comedy” podcasts as a “balance” to my hippy self-help pod addiction. Tonight I found you and I haven’t laughed out loud so much in soo long. You are my new favorite for keeps. Non stop gigglefest. Super stoked! Best dissimination of diet ever. OMG I was the bouquet catcher at weddings for a stretch ironically it means your next to get married-nope I’m snuggled in bed with my dog. Wah wah, tradition. Also I hate weddings Hard No. Although I did attend a wedding that Wavy Gravey was in attendance from the brides side, they didn’t last two years and she’s a lesbian now. Bah hahahaha weddings are a scam. Although I’d attend your Florida cousin wedding. Irish Godbye. And I ain’t making my bed tomorrow morning. Big Love. 🤙☠️🖤✨
@garycork580810 ай бұрын
Great Ep guys, funny as... I think Sterling grabbed his crutch 17 times 😂😂😂
@Hobbs__10 ай бұрын
The number 1 surf podcast in the world has arrived 🎺🎺🎉 Thank the Laird!
@Unifoil10 ай бұрын
Can't wait to see this first session Sterling!
@OSheaGlobalAlliances10 ай бұрын
I’d like to get a unifoil sent to me please!!!
@OSheaGlobalAlliances10 ай бұрын
Sterls is about to have his paradigm frickin shiffffted
@chrisbali597510 ай бұрын
Cousin Ryan's shirt is banging!
@pierregodeau428610 ай бұрын
Never surfed in my life, but this podcast cracks me up.
@troycreatlive414810 ай бұрын
well done! u guys just went next level with proper mics. i will watch more.
@toneyrush4910 ай бұрын
Y’all are killing the editing!!! New mics sound waaay better. I see u cousin Ryan. This Spode was all time.
@MA-zg2pz10 ай бұрын
❤
@scorncrypto887910 ай бұрын
When's the next episode?😊 I need my weekly salt 🧂 fix.😮 Keep up the hard work 💪 guys.
@STERLINGSPENCER10 ай бұрын
Every OTHER Monday!!!! Next one comes out October 30th!
@marle448810 ай бұрын
Loving your channel Sterling, Pensacola Beach, FL Native
@alexchala703510 ай бұрын
These guys are funny AF but also based AF
@preplan17 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for making me laugh and for the nuggets of wisdom 🤙🏽
@chrisbali597510 ай бұрын
Kelly slater is the best basketball player of all time....if you get into the details of it.
@travismoore249210 ай бұрын
Ill nerd out and chime in. People say that oil is from dinosaurs but it is actually mostly from phytoplankton that died and settled into marine sediments and was then compressed and converted to oil and other natural gases. 🤙🏼
@earthtoissy9 ай бұрын
I've been binge watching you guys all morning and craaaaacking up...💛Adding to the plastic conspiracy theory... It was invented in the 50s, so people are just guessing it'll decompose in 300 years but we can't know that for sure in our lifetimes. The polymer size is bigger than that of naturally occurring beings (like dinosaurs) so natural decomposers (like fungi) can't decompose plastic naturally (that's why microplastics are so prevalent) so it could be that it's just pilled up everywhere and people are cruising around looking at plastic mountains.
@dudabertho909010 ай бұрын
dude this makes me so happy every OTHER monday
@onefootswell10 ай бұрын
Sharks, you know, they're good people too.
@diego_costarica10 ай бұрын
That was a good show, pura vida from Costa Rica! Come and surf in our nice beach town 📍Santa Teresa 🤙🏽 yewww
@justinjacques293610 ай бұрын
It blows me away. You guys still find a way to talk about surfing so much and it’s always a blast.
@ivorypoacherplays10 ай бұрын
Back Baby! Get up here to Halifax. I'll fly you guys up. You know the rulz
@maxmurtagh10 ай бұрын
This podcast taught me how to love again, would recommend 👍
@Lilmisshotrod110 ай бұрын
Shine On☝️
@primalfreediving10 ай бұрын
Another amazing production. Laughed a bunch! I was feeling the enlightenment from the 12th.
@Brenden08310 ай бұрын
😂Malibu's commune surf sesh, everyone shares, no Unc's or kookaphobia will be tolerated... Edi: All migrant surfers are welcome, love is love
@MikeNolan_Councilman10 ай бұрын
I gotta work on my hivel swips 😂
@birdhater110 ай бұрын
i swear i NEVER comment videos, but you guys just keep killing it!
@N3vDawg10 ай бұрын
Ah, Sterling talked shit on foils to get a free foil. It all makes so much sense now
@flatwavemike126910 ай бұрын
Lebron couldn’t clean the scuffs off of Jordan’s shoes.
@jwbudney10 ай бұрын
On average, men's overall life satisfaction dropped in late life, after peaking around 65, so that men around age 85 were about as happy as they were in the their mid-40s, Mroczek says. "But people vary significantly from that overall growth curve,"
@idewydewi110 ай бұрын
They called it fossil fuel to give the idea that it is a limited resource, therefore worth more.
@meyochi110 ай бұрын
Peak happiness is life in the present.
@Maya123horses10 ай бұрын
That was dope, not sure cds 💿 are gonna power out space ships though 😂, great pod fellas
@georgelucienfrancfortii428210 ай бұрын
Florida man approved 😎
@gregmartin222310 ай бұрын
I love you guys!! I LMAO every time I watch. Only 27k Subscribers? Your mktg team needs to step it up!! Keep up the good work
@kathrynmattisson256610 ай бұрын
jeez quite a deep episode guys ! keep it coming boys
@ItsWesSmithYo10 ай бұрын
I’m trying to go to sleep and you fkn guys play the Laird clips 😂😂😂😂
@daleharrison935710 ай бұрын
I'm 45, I got my Inner Darren out through Surf Rage and Hendonism. Now it's time to unwind into a Retirement Package. ;)
@tzt118210 ай бұрын
Dropping on a Monday! The day just got awesome.
@edward562015 күн бұрын
Greatest pod!!!!!!!
@okifarm10 ай бұрын
always awesome!!
@JakeBryanWolf9 ай бұрын
Watching Pinch My Salt fills your body with energy and nutrients. Imagine your cells smiling back at you and saying: 'You Know Da Rulez!'
@pinched_image10 ай бұрын
“Thinking about going homeless so I can become more fit, or more tan…. Either way, I win”
@JackCalvinRoss10 ай бұрын
We're early... Sterlings soft top foil addiction has just started to begin
@juliakoltzoff68709 ай бұрын
Brah! You fakas what! Mahalo for keeping humor alive in surfing culture…everyone is WAY TOO SERIOUS these dayz - you make me want to gain 30 pounds and not surf like Koa! Love from Maui! 🤙🏝❤️
@shaunpaulus138110 ай бұрын
You guys are the beeeeeesssstt
@sethmiller517310 ай бұрын
As a skinny tall surfer, I am jealous of plus size dudes. If they rip there's so much power in their turns, some of these guys when they hit the lip it cracks like a gun shot with a massive spray. Ain't no shame in plus size surfing, look at Kai Borg
@PurpleCabbage10 ай бұрын
Sterling try’s to sound like he’s from San Diego so much … 😂 . “Bro” “sick” “dude” , the squeaky voice is so trending in the surfing community
@Justrose11379 ай бұрын
4th time watching this episode and dying laughing again lol -mufasa
@Ex3oP10 ай бұрын
I wouldn’t cover the plunger. That wave pool is very mad max.
@TheMushroomTrap10 ай бұрын
Lard Hamilton and Belly Slater broke the mold
@qAtuBiFa10 ай бұрын
The plus size dude at 16:00 minutes is Wagner Pupo. Miguel and Samuel Pupo's dad.
@warrenwilson257210 ай бұрын
The offers on the table to move to the Sterling compound on a mountaintop overlooking the North shore. I'm in with my four boys and wife!
@jessicasinkule702928 күн бұрын
oh man! im o- blood type. I thought I was the only one left. Apparently, we are the warriors of Earth. I tried to be vegetarian and got super weak. I need meat .
@bigtinyhomeadventurebigtin5201Ай бұрын
"The Irish Exit" It's a staple
@lukepedersen968110 ай бұрын
Uncle Ryan, 2 words: extra episode Patreon. $5
@MyMW3Channel10 ай бұрын
I thought they were definitely high, once they started promoting LeBron James. You can't do an Irish goodbye, once you're married. You have to announce that you're leaving as a couple but as the man you state "I'll be in the car." as your spouse says goodbye for 15 minutes.
@rotsen9955 ай бұрын
I agree with you but it depends on your upbringing . I feel it at 39 but I had a crazy life so I am looking forward to 45 because I feel that way at this age !
@GMain182 ай бұрын
this is the best
@_Roarz10 ай бұрын
I'm vegan but i don't care if everyone eats vegan . I don't think you can compare native Americans eating meat from the land to eating meat from some chain supermarket they bought from an industrial farm
@Justrose113710 ай бұрын
I lost at when he said it’s to beat off surfers lol
@aqchino08915 ай бұрын
Another banger
@prodigylaunch516110 ай бұрын
Cocoa Beach 1ft ripper checking in.
@danmaurin602610 ай бұрын
You know da rules!
@mikeobryant336710 ай бұрын
Hope y'all get a pipe house...really wanna see the Kelly wars🤣
@justintime525210 ай бұрын
I’m with Ryan 10 lbs in 10 years let’s do this daaaawwgg
@ProdigyHighlights10 ай бұрын
Occy's plunger wavepool is the beginning of his Immortal Joe timeline.
@spencerthornhill514110 ай бұрын
I broke my hip at 30 because of a onewheel. However jump back on that horse! enjoy the foil trash can learning curve.
@taco_fetish51787 ай бұрын
I wonder if a stinky garder has ever been caught at a wedding?. Like it stunk a foot radius around it
@ezraheethuis35810 ай бұрын
My theory is Sterling's third eye is his foamie homie radar. 4:54
@roanweston971810 ай бұрын
Much of the coal and oil deposits found around the world can be traced back to the carboniferous period, when towering 130ft lycopods, ferns, and other mosses inhabited the Earth. During this period there was no bacteria that could break down the lignin in these plants. And over millennia, the dead matter built up on the forest floor, eventually becoming the deposits of fuel we use today.
@grantthomas538310 ай бұрын
Me n sterls got the same blood type. I always knew we were related somehow
@PedroFeixa10 ай бұрын
Make foil great again!
@richardreynolds566410 ай бұрын
There is a Kelly in every line up
@markstrijbosch502810 ай бұрын
STERLING THE SHARK SAVER! Thanks for doing that, dude! Spank those fishermen next time
@OSheaGlobalAlliances10 ай бұрын
Yo that’s a good foil
@kylearmstrong11889 ай бұрын
0% chance that oil actually comes from dinosaur fossils.😂
@davidjonmiller81938 ай бұрын
I love at 14:38 The Ster-Meister grabs his little pee-pee and it actually wiggles,he pulled and it snapped back with a helmet wiggy to fakey.
@jagz92610 ай бұрын
Kelly needs sharks in his wavepool...
@TraderMing10 ай бұрын
Gotta say I love the editing you boys do. Makes the show a good watching experience. Like you bring up the 3rd eye glasses and boom picture. Also a while ago I spazzed about y’all making fun of the fool boards. I regret that and I’m sorry, you boys didn’t deserve that.
@STERLINGSPENCER10 ай бұрын
All is forgiven
@barbaradenvir547210 ай бұрын
Where are y'all? It's tommy tantime in Flagler beach!!! Hit over here. Free lodging!!!
@jackwest529510 ай бұрын
uncle Donald sent me a message from the grave that you guys Have the Key...
@MyMW3Channel10 ай бұрын
29:41 😂
@kylelinsly135110 ай бұрын
good to meet one of the other 3 with the blood type haha
@benjaminhouser431610 ай бұрын
Half of all marriage's end in divorce now days with odds like that I'm not skydiving lol
@JakeBryanWolf9 ай бұрын
Watch Pinch My Salt, part of a balanced nutritious breakfast
@russellboza81306 ай бұрын
Liked and commented
@bradstewart345010 ай бұрын
Michael Jordan has 2 more rings 3 more final mvps 1 more DPOY 1 more season MVP 9 more scoring titles 3 more steals leader 3 more all defensive team selections Beat 20 50+ win teams (Lebron only defeated 10) Jordan never averaged less than 40% Field Goal in the finals Lebron did it 2wice 6/6 never allowed a game 7 Jordan never had a teammate averaged more than 22 points in the finals.. Kyrie averaged over 28 and DWade averaged more than 26 MJ never ever had a finals meltdown like Lebron in 2011 against the Mavs MJ has more points in the playoffs in less games.. All of this accomplished in 13 years Lebrons all time points, rebounds and assists is impressive but remember he also Carrie’s the most turnovers of all time. Also isn’t a fair comparison, take curry n Westbrook. Westbrook has more points, rebounds and assists then curry but I wouldn’t say he is better then curry
@mattford7210 ай бұрын
Crotch Scratch Counter next episode! Please 🙏🏼
@Gpep-ku4ml9 ай бұрын
You have to do a clip of my mate attacked by a Seal - jbay webcam
@bholden86259 ай бұрын
Shane upchurch the kfc surfer??? Grew up in same county as him. Next beach south of him. Gnarly story!!
@3paseoluna10 ай бұрын
Boys, MJ retired for 3 years (his prime) in between his 6 titles. Really, MJ would have 9 titles had he not retired. GOAT