Shane Gillis | Remember the Titans Ended Racism 😂😂😂 | Live In Austin

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[@ordinarypete]

Racism in USA is fake. I was born in 1980 in a small Arizona town! I’m Puerto Rican so I shoulda felt that shit my whole childhood. But nope, everyone of our heroes in the 90s and 80s (outside of Larry Bird) was a black or Hispanic guy. “I wanna be like MIKE” was the song we grew up on. We loved Jordan, Bo Jackson, Mr T, Julio Caesar Chavez, Mike Tyson and then Deion Sanders. All our favorite music was “black.” Tired of the lies news and schools have pushed.

[@standupcomedyhighlights]

awww yeee

[@Butiguessilovememore]

​@standupcomedyhighlights so a minority speaking "his truth" gets the pin of shame? Tolerant left 😂

[@Courtesyflush52]

So you’re saying every hero for black/hispanic kids to look up to was either an athlete or an actor And because of that….racism….didn’t happen?

[@Doodoopepe]

Ur probably a white puesto rican lmao

[@NoMoJo]

My mom was literally called the n word while working at Kmart in the 90s, my dad grew up in the south and there were still stores in the in the in the late '90s to early 2000s that had no colored allowed signs because they knew no one would do anything about it like I'm glad you never experienced any of that, but your personal experience doesn't erase years of history and millions of other people's experiences. It's definitely better than it used to be but come on man😂

[@kevinmora8551]

A football joke in texas ? Easy w

[@Rowsy91]

I’m in Canada and people love football here even 😂

[@Rowsy91]

@@kennyliverpool8842 he’s in Austin

[@JETSFOOL101]

The joke hits better in Boston because the patriots are the real American team

[@sb2h]

Austin ain't hardly Texas.

[@ShroomThePainAway]

@@sb2hNot all its been conquered by communists parasites

[@seanrivera3009]

A lot of comedians do a version of this bit and it's always true.

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

Who else are you referencing

[@Toxodos]

@@freddyfootstomps6557 I've heard Nick Mullen refer to The Way Back as "I can't remember the Titans" ("the way back to what? Jail?") I know this isn't remotely what you talked about but I thought it was funny

[@sealife12]

Gay comment that somehow attracted 35 gay likes

[@seanrivera3009]

@@sealife12 hahaha that's hilarious

[@Tonybaloney6969]

Craziest part is this is improve

[@VintageBalderdash]

Remember in the movie when Bill Burr gets up from the stands and yells “Get out of the pool!”

[@leonardticsay8046]

I’d love to see him do that in real life to his wife and kid. “Get out of the pool… Barbecue’s ready.”

[@kevinkenny5663]

They're gonna steal the paddles

[@dan.p.8060]

Bill is the man 🤣

[@robertomarrufo3877]

Was he actually in the movie ?? Lmao

[@moneymanmar7662]

Pride is a good movie based on true events lol

[@SEATACx]

“Rollllll tiiiiiiide”

[@chaddy1259]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 very underrated comment

[@casematecardinal]

not in Texas.

[@chaddy1259]

​@@casematecardinal go longhorns?

[@casematecardinal]

@@chaddy1259 yes chaddy, go longhorns. Suck it bama

[@randy42000]

Those are some tough bitches

[@Rowsy91]

Shane doesn’t miss 😂

[@clumpyschlipz7571]

But Joe Rogan dodges

[@kreb12]

The funniest conservative comedian is the guy who unironically still calls things gay as a 35 year old man.

[@Jashuatadglock95]

@@kreb12well if it’s gay what are you supposed to call it then

[@Rowsy91]

@@kreb12 tbf he’s the funniest comedian period right now conservative or liberal And ftr I usually vote liberal . If someone voting diff then you stops you from liking their comedy that’s a you issue

[@blarghblarghblargh]

​@@kreb12"calls things gay" If you don't like it, stop doing gay things.

[@chaggz04]

Those are my brothers 🤨😂😂

[@DrMiles15]

“Don’t let ‘em in our schools” “Oh shit the high school team is 4 and 0?” “Those are my brothers” Those 3 quotes accurately describe that whole movie😂

[@chaddy1259]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 younger me didn't even notice 😂😂😂

[@tdmidas289]

😂😂😂😂

[@peew1020]

​@@chaddy1259What the fuck does this even mean?

[@raymondsmit344]

@@peew1020 didn’t notice the connotations when they were a child?

[@OldManStanf]

I imagined reading this on the back of a vcr tape box

[@albertobernal2537]

Bro, when Shane shortens his sentences to pauses, gestures and chuckles, you know he's on to something :D

[@vibangigan5336]

There’s just something so funny when you think about the time table of the movie. Like In 3 1/2 months the captain literally goes from I would hang someone to THIS IS A BROTHERHOOD!!

[@Shiestey]

It’s not even a character arc at that point it’s like a character U turn

[@warmour2886]

@@Shiesteyhe just started going backwards

[@grega3611]

“I’m not playing for a monkey” to “Can’t you see the resemblance, that’s my brother” - Gerry Bertier

[@bswizzle5227]

Sports is a uniting force for those that play. You don't care about color if you're focused on winning and being great.

[@KevinMah-ol5on]

And there's no DEI in sports either.

[@DABEATBAKERZ]

Bruh this is accurate

[@sebastianzarate6793]

The great equalizer 😂

[@hawkmoon1518]

His delivery is next level

[@mikekelly592]

“Don’t give a piss bout nun but the TIIDEEE”

[@HeavyD79r]

SEC ended Racism in the early 70's! Roll Tide!!!!!😂

[@jaimebarba619]

Lol he ain’t lyin

[@dawntinaniger6930]

half of my family grew up on route 1 and can confirm

[@juwonroberts8622]

“Those are my BROTHERS “😂😂😂😂

[@gerald6656]

This joke aged well.

[@josiahmccallister3150]

🤨

[@Jjjof]

🤨

[@bendees555]

🤨

[@kingclanka]

🤨

[@drewgalbraith4499]

I think you might be referring to what has happened with the kid from the blindside and not remember the titans

[@shaynedarcy1715]

Just re-watched this special today. Shane is the GOAT

[@Yarkoonian]

My dad grew up right when segregation ended, he said that football was what got everyone excited about segregation ending

[@bandyboi3032]

True. I experience racism a fair amount in my hometown being 1 of about 5 non-white kids, but I was 6’3” like 200lbs and could play ball so everyone was pretty cool with me.

[@Whisky_Brando]

Remember the Titans is a good movie 🔥😂

[@aleatoric909]

Comedy is healing

[@UGetThatThingISentYa]

General Motors, Ford and Stellantis be like.... 😂

[@stanktaint15]

Those are my brothers 😂

[@joshualyons2854]

Shane Gillis’ whole shtick is ‘you seen this?’

[@llamawizard]

This is the greatest hit ever

[@tylergoodwin3546]

I think this is low key one of the GOAT jokes of all time

[@savethebeez]

lowkey one of the greatest of all time jokes of all time?

[@markf.9281]

The silence was pretty interesting lol mad funny

[@jakemartin4305]

I grew up in South East TX in the 90's I lived this everyday lol 🤣🤣

[@KelBShobra]

I remember watching that movie in school

[@kstutz81]

Dude looks like an adult Bobby Hill

[@DAC936]

Never gets old

[@kasino24k71]

Bro 😂…this is facts

[@TJayWhoo]

I am think that’s call “roll tide” apparently 😂

[@kingpotpie4132]

Netflix!!! Tomorrow baby!!

[@imadeafunny2109]

Come to Manhattan Kansas, there’s no one here but I’ll go see you

[@Sawyer_Krall]

That sums up how the fans were, but the players settled their differences before a single game started.

[@franklyjustty]

Not just football sadly

[@RealBigDLil]

For those who haven’t seen it, it’s a great movie. You need to watch it.

[@Norfdix]

Pure genius

[@rickmaldoo4205]

I never considered that, it felt like they were together for years😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@candyandy3072]

Crazy funny he should elaborate that one

[@christiansmith3461]

Ayo rs😂😂😂

[@NickThiller]

The demand for racism is always higher than the supply, but grifters are gonna grift, right Henry Rogers?

[@System-ly6de]

he has a point tbh

[@jaykaufman9782]

Hollywood and the news media love accusing innocent people of being racists. "Remember the Titans" got sued for it. The filmmakers invented the racist things said and done by an opposing high school coach -- and then the actual coach sued because from context, it was possible to identify him. The world would think he was a racist cretin. IRL the man never said or did anything the film portrayed; the filmmakers made it all up, all of it. And though the film avoided his real name, they had to settle out of court. There was none of the racist crap shown in the film when the two schools merged. The controversy was the newly created mega-school destroyed Virginia high school football competitiveness. On the other hand, Denzel is good in everything.

[@baseballhaha]

If this doesn’t explain the SEC idk what will

[@denisemcdougal6445]

😂😂😂 true

[@allfallin1]

Money is more important than your feelings

[@dkrovo9133]

Remember the titansss

[@3jasonwebb]

That's literally what happened at Alabama. They got beat by racially integrated USC and next year they had black players on the field.

[@vipe650r]

A trip or two outside the US has taught me how big racism isn’t in the US. The effects of poverty are greater. The effects of family life are greater. The effects of where you were born are greater. Racism is a worldwide issue, but we’ve come so very far in this country, on the shoulders of incredible men and women. We have so much to be grateful for.

[@pooperstalker2818]

I mean the government did systematically break up black families and redlined them into into poverty and poor education up until the 90’s

[@michaelweston2285]

SNL should ask him to host

[@cloudlounger6903]

Bear Bryant

[@davidjennings9907]

Well it is football

[@maxcenevil]

It's true. Lol

[@venago8254]

That’s so funny

[@123100ozzy]

PRIORITIES

[@eatme173]

It's still in my top 3 favorite movies

[@casematecardinal]

its actually a phenomenon I've noticed as a political scientist. the acceptance of a group in society coincides with their appearance in media such as sports, music and entertainment. and the reception is far better than going through legal means. George lopez has done more for Mexicans in the cultural consciousness than even figures like Cesar Chavez. its very interesting.

[@CameronL211]

Idk cause my grandpa and his friend always mention how Ohio state now has a white qb after like 11 years

[@13LaRRiC24]

It is true

[@kennethgrayjr2855]

That’s cool

[@kylechermak7092]

He goes on to say if a team of trans folks start winning state championships no one will have an issue with it anymore 😂 Shane’s Hilarious

[@Darthdoodoo]

Its almost like the racism isn't that much of an issue as we are told to think it is

[@kreb12]

The premise of the joke is that a historically and systematically racist group of people were only willing to embrace black folk in order to feed their personal egos. In other words, race is a massive fucking issue that dehumanizes people.

[@eleminoupi5670]

That's the point of the joke. It's not if you can run fast or dunk or catch a ball. Screw racism you're on the team😅😂😅. Championships>racism 😅😅

[@kulio1214]

I'd rather be racist and live in a safer country.

[@viperrecords3288]

@@kulio1214Yeah but you’d still have a little penis and have that meth problem. 😂

[@pippiman]

crowd must look like a sausage party

[@Brotherken1234]

What's a sausage party

[@spenceredelman1800]

HAHAH

[@michaelsykes2975]

It’s true tho, think about it the Tennessee Volunteers! It was a southern regiment for the the civil war. No one has said a word about it Unlike the redskins the natives finally got a W

[@shamanky9719]

How do we participate in the Groovy Hollow race? I would love to race in it and support the cause.

[@Bearmusclefitness_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@anthonyballard8468]

BREAD is Big too.

[@mr.sanchez9522]

I blame Canada..no reason. I just do those goody goods 😁

[@slimpickens9103]

Damn sadly true

[@raghavsharma8642]

Lol, you want racism to be bigger than football

[@Pistolycharles]

Sadly ?

[@aerthreepwood8021]

And racism was ended in Virginia, never to be seen again. I grew up not super far from there and they celebrated "Lee-Jackson-King Day" instead of MLK Day until, like, 2003. The Klan had adopted RT 28, Darrell Green Highway.

[@playlisthitmaker9913]

😂😂😂😂

[@sharkastic2633]

Watched Remember the Titans in a middle school social studies class and it's still my favorite movie of all time.

[@yoshitheonly]

Awe its a shame all the racists have to ruin this joke by saying racism is gone in the comments.

[@kerndanglade4579]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@keyofgsharp6560]

I really like this guy, but he didn't finish even one sentence. Didn't fully understand lol

[@samuelburton302]

Oh, he a fruitcake huh? Strong side! Who's your daddy? Sunshiiiine, sunshiiineee, sunshineeee

[@nasaihyana]

Amazing isn't it

[@unironicaluser1867]

was*

[@devinstewart7892]

Hate to ruin the story behind the movie but their football team was great because they merged 4 schools into 1 which wasn’t accurately depicted in the movie. Those schools were also already desegregated. But that doesn’t make for a good movie.

[@cklambo]

How strong are u?

[@ohjaeciii]

Strong side! Left side!

[@dedicatedfit1]

8 weeks

[@nickgray6305]

People that are so into high school football need to grow up

[@WatsaKing2aGod]

Texas is like in some the big oil country town for sure they be a Marquis, Dante, Jamal now don’t go get in trouble over the weekend we y’all do the team can make to the playoffs 😂😂😂matter of fact I’m barbecuing & got some drink y’all come on down get some free food this weekend my son & all his friends will be there will have the pool open & everything

[@DoIoannToKnow]

racism was invented in 1993 by racism incorporated to sell more racism and also baking sheets for some reason

[@maddogsenglishmen8020]

If america so racist then how come so many wanna come here

[@sidneylittle5399]

Virtue signaling comedians suck. No matter how funny the rest of their bit is. They are cowards in their hearts.

[@Milton_Friedmanite]

1) racism isn’t exactly “big” in the US compared to like every other country 2) same with economics though. Countries and people get along together more and integrate more as the economy and quality of life improves. Then when some discrimination goes on it starts to fall apart again. Like the white males who aren’t getting a fair shake today because they are white males and every major company is incentivized to hire more and promote more non-white males.

[@dc4lcorkscrewpatdaGIGA]

This is why I like the ufc because I at least get to get off to white guy’s knocking out black guys quit often

[@viperrecords3288]

We know that’s why white’s gravitated to that sport because blacks took all the others one and y’all still have to use Brazilians shit to compete and the top guy is STILL Jon Jones. Who’s black man y’all whites can’t catch a break. Of wait what about Boxi… never mind lol

[@Jashuatadglock95]

America isn’t racist bro

[@aroccoification]

Racism is not big in America. America is one of the least racist nations in history

[@JamesOutonBond]

Troll

[@aroccoification]

@@JamesOutonBond that's not a troll. We're statistically the least racist because we're constantly interacting and living with other races. Most countries have mostly their own race and don't like foreigners and have much longer history so they often have grudges against certain other countries or races becauae of past interactions. Look it up if thats not something you're aware of but don't don't go around calling people trolls just because they say something you didn't know

[@JamesOutonBond]

@@aroccoification doing “better” than some countries doesn’t change the facts. saying racism isn’t big in America is ridiculous. There wasn’t a single point in the history of America were race wasn’t an issue

[@Hellopleesh]

Racism is still huge in this country. We are probably middle of the barrel globally.

[@kvnyegvmp]

@@JamesOutonBondroom temp iq

[@MurdoT860]

0 & 4

[@frankjames1955]

Whoever edited this video doesn't understand simple concepts of having it make scense