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[@snootboot9700]

"dont be illumi-naughty!" i love garrett

[@nannanuggetzzz5829]

snoot boot I said this today before this video came out! Like wtf!

[@scratchedtrashcan1214]

snoot boot same

[@madisoncenteno9504]

😂😂😂😂

[@lindsey6661]

snoot boot OML U HAVE 666 LIKES LMAO

[@Ben-ue9mg]

Omg lollllll

[@juanitamaria5499]

Who's watching this in 2020??? I miss this videos.... the old shane😭😭😭

[@chellelove2520]

Juanita María that’s why I’m watching old videos because simply missing Shane

[@aliyahmeier_]

Sameee

[@TeddyK1ng]

Exactly! I Really Like Binge Watching His Older Videos

[@floratp5535]

Yessss

[@miint.658]

His older videos are so funny and always make me smile

[@Colts92-ve2nl]

Still watching in 2024,absolutely love Shane..he’s so funny and the only KZbinr I get pure entertainment out of watching.

[@lilliwasnthere]

shane saying “DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA”. i almost dieddd 😭😭 16:36

[@pingahito5478]

**Shanes House is about to catch on fire** Shane: DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA

[@mariecazares8270]

TheWorldIsBeautiful 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂I almost pissed myself

[@loocie4636]

Yes we want to see

[@jillian5050]

When your Jake Paul

[@albatoulmhd3921]

priorities

[@emmsschannel4765]

TheWorldIsBeautiful I CRIED😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@derickshunichi5058]

No one: Shane: making fun of the illuminati

[@tbslkatie]

life sucks now that’s the right way to write that.

[@pietroscorpions9866]

@@theofficialsdos hi did you get what you want? How much you pay ?

[@Scilla_Sage]

guys please make sure there’s only 666 likes lol

[@pietroscorpions9866]

@@Scilla_Sage you are such an idiot

[@ybgoatz312]

lol

[@Quokka325]

I think he seriously joined because now he has a makeup palette, is much more well known, and has a ton more money. Im serious too

[@nederlandsepatriot8078]

Yeah ikr, he liked making these videos and now he stopped while the truth is slowely coming out. I dont think he joined it, but maybe they controlled him?

[@braunmcallen523]

@@nederlandsepatriot8078 Do you wish to join the great Illuminati and make your dream come true? Gain power, wealth and fame?? Receive 500,000 USD monthly once you are a member....if interested...ask how... on WhatsApp [phone]

[@ibrahimdakolakamara3804]

I want to join illuminati

[@deibronzytv5063]

We need jesus here 👀

[@jaydenlee6573]

Facts🙏🏾

[@jaedontaylorthespanishkid3841]

true

[@Metalhead010]

Amen🙏🏾

[@babycakesxo9625]

Jesus is with me always

[@nacholibre1979]

@@G0lden07 not funny

[@hannahisagoose]

Shane saying “ *DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERAAAAA* ” when the book was on fire just buttered my croissant

[@hannahisagoose]

Infinite Love I’m hilarious

[@hannahisagoose]

Infinite Love oops...

[@andrewwalrod4164]

Infinite Love Mh

[@hunni5713]

*Right before the camera turns off* Shane: DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA Me: *Fucking dead*

[@tannersmith3209]

CrazyAssFangirl the funniest part

[@hunni5713]

Carlos Castillo Nope it's a symbol from a tv show I rly need to change it

[@deahnaw9506]

CrazyAssFangirl TEEN WOLF

[@briannaroberge1845]

CrazyAssFangirl TEEN WOLF❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@thestrangeone4819]

I love how everyone is now making theories about Shane being part of the Illuminati in the comments.

[@AngelRodriguez-zm9rz]

I feel like Shane is in the Illuminati now and he can’t get out😭

[@Moneyman-lx3nw]

You never will

[@300_42]

@@Moneyman-lx3nw so what if someone wants to do it but doesn't want God to be ashamed of them or something

[@emilygrace74]

*KNOCK KNOCK* shane: is that the illuminati!!!!! Shane: dont worry its just *CHIPOTLE*

[@mirandanash3428]

emily keel CONSPIRISYS

[@rudyravenous4456]

Chipotle confirmed*

[@ToTheBeloved]

I'm more concerned about finding the name of that lovely background music that is played throughout the vid. That softer bsckground flute like music, would appreciate it if someone knew the name

[@maritzamador9]

LOL😂😂

[@taylorbreckenridge6390]

"Life's journey begins at the bottom," *points at Ryland*

[@samanthadegroot7749]

... I just got that now.

[@taylorbreckenridge6390]

Samantha DeGroot it took me 3 seconds before I burst out laughing. 😂

[@stephaniandtheyeesusfam101]

+Taylor Breckenridge now we know who stands in the relationship

[@demonspit2807]

Samantha DeGroot same here I'm rolling

[@ayeletdrago]

lmao i died 😂😂

[@gachananir14]

This is like my 10th time rewatching this video and I've always found it hilarious. I honestly don't know how I never thought about how he literally became an entirely different person, became much richer and more famous all of a sudden a short while after this video.. and it literally sounds like a theory Shane would talk about.. I don't know how to feel about all this.

[@samma9831]

he was rich during this video too. i think he just appears way more rich now cause he moved out of LA which is expensive

[@aspenisthebest]

I was just thinking that. It's so strange. His content improved drastically and he literally produced the best entertainment youtube has ever seen. He literally changed the game.

[@LivzonlineP0G]

Anyone in 2021 when he’s cancelled but still wants to watch his videos? No? *just me?*

[@k.k2058]

miss him

[@thalianickol2604]

*everyone except Shane screaming about burning book* Shane: DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA!

[@lenzellclark6261]

Not original but ok

[@daestars3090]

oof you have 666 likes creepy

[@coffinbits]

Tell me I’m not the only person rewatching these cause I miss his videos🙁 Edit: wow wtf I don’t think I’ve ever got that much likes😂 Edit two: Nothing happened to him I just posted this before he uploaded so-

[@coffinbits]

LemexTheGreatestVEVO nothing he’s just been working on a video for like weeks or sum

[@elliearmstrong2280]

Jjlove1056 me too

[@moniba.xo2]

Don't worry dude, your not

[@daredevilking1797]

Jjlove1056 me too

[@r.c.whitaker296]

Definitely. I preferred Shane's videos when he wasn't trying to be so grown up.

[@Bryanato-xz1tk]

4:34 “I read this book about seven times to be exact.” Lmao meeeee.

[@emmiegarvey7895]

shane: Ha when the illuminatti is more reasonable than james charles's merch me: *cries in june 2020* NO SHANE SHHH

[@bbluenya6990]

casually sips holy water

[@ntanglx2078]

Same....

[@pleaseenteraname8596]

ME

[@Liv-tr9of]

Cute name

[@WhitneyTheExPat]

I call it coffee.

[@graceg4408]

Xtreme Gaming no he's not

[@jiwooyoon7425]

"...and then Ryland got one and.. I FELT LESS SPECIAL" only Shane 😂😂😂

[@suzetterichardson1345]

That was the funniest part lul 👁💕🎶💃

[@KodasCove]

Shane: Guess what I'm printing! Ryland: What? Shane: Contracts for the illuminati! Ryland: Are you trying to kill us?! I loved Ryland's reaction 😂

[@thefifthbeatle4582]

anyone watching this after he announced he is making a horror movie possibly? this is weirdly relevant now

[@cyn379]

Shane: *joins the illuminati* Shane one year later: *is about to make millions on a makeup palate* I’m just sayin 😳😳

[@illusionateez-world-domina6607]

cyndal vannoy omg👀☕️

[@lemlomm]

😵

[@purpleperson7113]

About to get married, as well

[@dixienormas187]

FUCKING TRUE THO JUST REALISED DAMN

[@beatriceh7878]

*mind explodessss

[@comic_life_86]

IDK, here he is joking about joining iluminati, but then a year later - making a bilion dollar pallet with Jeffree alian Star... just saying

[@marscreaturesplanetofmars8706]

Just want to ask you..... did I like or love iluminati

[@ravitalsecunda3615]

Yes he's with them and jeffry star is to!

[@ilonaxxx20]

😀😀😀😂😂😂 you are not bright at all.

[@teep2056]

Because they have different ones making a joke about it to try to throw people off

[@gloomybear_uwu]

😱

[@ameliamcgowan9907]

soon after this Shane stops talking about the Illuminati also i wanna mention him putting the Illuminati symbol triangle all over his merchandise all this is feeling fishy

[@Joey.20]

Literally one of my favorite videos 😂😂❤️

[@megank933]

"Is this a setup? Ricky Dillon come on out" Garret my spirit animal

[@chelamejia77]

Megan Leonard f

[@wolfiewolf11icedragon64]

Megan Leonard Shane is my spirit animal 😂

[@s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c]

Im the diet coke that spilled everywhere and caused a technical difficulty.

[@s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c]

M&M Fifa hit the exit ❤️

[@s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c]

M&M Fifa see u there , come in an xl m&m bag. ❤️💛💚💙💜

[@s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c]

M&M Fifa it means SNACKTIME ❤️❤️❤️ aint no one hitting the exit hungry. What a disrespect.

[@sim6530]

Lol

[@s.c.o.r.p.i.o.n.i.c]

M&M Fifa and what does that make you? 🤔 i mean an intelligent persons username is not m&m and fifa 💀

[@KatelynOBrien-cr7bz]

This is still one of my fav videos from Shane 😂💚🌻

[@abbymorris4182]

Who is here in 2021 I miss the old Shane so much!

[@shevettejackson.]

2024

[@Amy-fg6in]

"Is the Illuminati a KZbinr? I have questions" 😂😂💀💀

[@patrickgwatts]

They are google youtube crome they are all over even all apps facebook twitter Instagram they're all over the place

[@violetttmsp9380]

Amy omg lol, 123 likes

[@Lil_Blinga13]

www.illuminati.am

[@galaxystar6954]

Amy XD

[@catniss2917]

Amy Yeah

[@ashlynsmith9852]

*DONT TURN OF THE CAMEERRAAA*

[@got7btsexomxsvtbp553]

Ashookie19 noone likes your comment anymore 😁 got stuck at 665

[@leys5434]

GOT7 BTS EXO MX SVT BP more like 921

[@keiral.9305]

OMIGOD 1000 likes exactly

[@keiral.9305]

I ruined it

[@sinsslight4991]

1.4k

[@DefNoodles]

LMAO this is genius XD

[@shane3546]

What is genius joining the Illuminati?

[@infiniteviberz1595]

@@shane3546 ikr

[@infiniteviberz1595]

Bruh

[@Spizycamilla]

@@shane3546content

[@danielclaw]

Is it weird that after he had "joined" the Illuminati that he had stopped posting video about the Illuminati? Or that Garrett had now got a really awesome Podcast with his friend Andrew that got 100's of 1,000's of subs as well as millions of channel views? Very weird if you ask me!!

[@bunny_god]

“Liza Koshy is in the illuminati?” “Yes.”

[@saadiamohammed2105]

Kosta Kour no she's mey senpaiiiiii

[@delilah4057]

she better not be

[@andreamoreno3916]

Delilah Salvatore Somerhalder calm down she isn’t

[@meglikesbees7621]

Bunny God ii

[@jadafrench3236]

Bunny God no shes just crazy

[@hcoates76]

Illuminati: sign this contract Shane : ew

[@bignats2319]

Ha sounds like jake Paul's team10

[@kaylakuczaj1395]

I miss this soooo much Shane come back with the old crew

[@omarambriz4189]

I was laughing the whole video especially when they set the book on fire 😂😂😂

[@chloejackson7249]

16:49 Ryland: holding a burning book literally about to burn his hand off Garrett: trying to put out the fire shane: screaming "DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA!!" literally has me dead ly shane

[@sims1009]

Makeup By Chloe 😂🤣🤣

[@xbellamoonx1384]

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

[@Lauren-od7wd]

Makeup By Chloe iii

[@yaoiseme7682]

🤣🤣🤣

[@myadobson6177]

Some teenagers: going out with friends, partying. Me: watch 3 grown men joining the illuminate😂

[@danamuller5016]

ME. I am lonely ugh oh and I am in my twenties lmao

[@myadobson6177]

Dana Müller 😂😂

[@antisocialafrican1469]

Mya Dobson LITERALLY

[@jackdaw99]

Hahahaha meeeeee! I’m actually older than Shane though 💁🏻‍♀️

[@parisgray3252]

* illuminati and SAME

[@britt224]

I just love your soul!!!!! Put a smile on my face some many times ❤

[@Jeni_hehe]

Shane looks insane with that red coat over his head😂

[@steph2990]

“do you have any leftovers any coffee any tea any food any chipotle-“ “GARRETT”

[@nomifox4291]

My favorite part XD

[@blachbkahbsbd]

Scariest part of this video is the fact that he didn't say "yes" in his intro

[@swaggycatslol3649]

I was crying

[@paulinaluna491]

IM SCREAMING SAME

[@marymoore63]

Sophie he said "huh" instead

[@h.drippp]

I was shook

[@anasofia2390]

i got scared

[@sanyangousman8546]

Shane are you serious, I just can’t stop watching this🙈🙈🙈

[@cornsyrup3905]

i read shane’s book 7 times and i will never get tired of it.

[@TiaVapes]

Sponsored by the Illuminati lol😂😂

[@katelynprater2389]

TiaVapes oml you watch shane! I watch both of you ilysm

[@lordtachankagaming5402]

TiaVapes lol🤣

[@averytheweirdowashere7363]

Not exactly.

[@averytheweirdowashere7363]

join illuminati Already did.

[@yxzhe]

TiaVapes BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@marblewater.]

*reads title* of course shane

[@sarahf4703]

*looks at thumbnail* here we go

[@marblewater.]

ButterBreaded me

[@shellmello4638]

little human I saw you in yesterday’s comment section lmao

[@marblewater.]

shellmello lol hello again

[@petra7423]

*looks at thumbnail* Welp, it was going to happen eventually

[@baileystuart5595]

The way GARRET READS THE OATH

[@billyrawlings5848]

Best funniest and creepiest video he's done! Loved it.

[@daryaafsari]

Me: Mom I'm joining illuminati Mom: what's that? Me: the 1% of the population that rule the world Mom: Ok

[@daryaafsari]

Okosun Maliki lol

[@wendysimposter7203]

Fuck yeah😂😂😂😂😂

[@shadybreeze5554]

She’s like idgaf

[@royaljuniorjunior1574]

Ummm hole the unated state is under the iliminati

[@williameyelashes6999]

Your mom is my spirit animal 😂😂

[@kaitlynjade2355]

Shane: “I can finally be a queen” Me: YOU ARE ALREADY A QUEEN.

[@omumafu6346]

Kaitlyn Jade YES

[@agjoy4824]

Kaitlyn Jade yass

[@6942pumkinsmommy]

Kaitlyn Jade yassss

[@cdms8787]

I’ve been watching Shane all day with a thunder storm in the background

[@anthonyburrell178]

Hey Shane I'm from DC, I love the videos, keep em coming 👍

[@illuminati_666_]

Reach 👆👆👆👆grandmaster through this figures.

[@angievargas9190]

*gets scared* Shane: it’s the Illuminati?! Shane:no it’s just chipotle *flexes chipotle* 😂

[@anniemorgan2576]

I mean, I'd do that too, so...😂

[@nearbymydiamondssss5483]

Lol

[@angelthedgg5235]

Lol

[@nevaehpenland3207]

Hey I subbed

[@isleyloryn3997]

Ryland: *ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL US* Shane inside: *Yes.*

[@kathryn2752]

Stormie McCullough random question: have you heard of the webtoon “Lost in Translation”?

[@isleyloryn3997]

@@kathryn2752 yes why

[@rapidgreek8474]

One of my favorite videos from shane

[@Bethhany]

"He usually dangles them from a tree" He's so funny.

[@hayleesmith5616]

Shane:we’re joining the Illuminati! Garret:that’s impossible! Shane:no it’s not, I found a website! 😂😂

[@kiyahjaee5220]

Haylee Clare I hollered 😂😂😂

[@hayleemc6627]

I saw your name and I was shook

[@hayleesmith5616]

Haylee MC twinning!!

[@queenbeyonce1538]

Lmao imagine being contacted by the illuminati?? Bitch I’d shit myself

[@arichalevas2298]

I'd say sign me up! lol

[@sweetlikesweetness5728]

yet your picture is beyonce , ironic much

[@MrDavin170]

Sweet like sweetness stfu dumb Bitch

[@jack-xj3wi]

Ikr I’d fully shit myself

[@ari2605]

“Hello, this is the Illuminati.”

[@dadude6758]

LMAO for real! You guys are are flipping hilarious. Lol seriously I'm subscribing to your channel. Thanks for the laughs. Big hugs. Mad props.

[@adeyipotosin2176]

Join the great illuminati brotherhood and become a rich and famous in life WhatsApp the grandmaster 🕎🕎🕎

[@adeyipotosin2176]

✝2348028532033🌹🌹⏮⏮⏮🔯🔯🔯

[@Bakedsalmon1911]

He really joined Illuminati on camera and made it look like a joke

[@alisphichit5901]

“Don’t you want to hangout with Beyoncé”🤣

[@alisphichit5901]

Intrepid llama what do you mean ? I’m quoting Shane Dawson, but okay.

[@stargirl1702]

Alis Phichit Lmaoo

[@sixteenfthorse]

Wrong comment! Srry

[@pinkish4959]

666 likes tho

[@scar.6978]

qUEen

[@fionaj.851]

They should have mugs called “Illuminat-Tea” I’ll let myself out. Edit: You know what’s funny? A year before I posted this comment I was messing around with some 3D modeling for school and made a mug with a triangle handle and called it, “Illuminat-Tea”. I could have been making millions with Shane and Jefree if I just copyrighted it.

[@imtheburgercat1360]

I’m a special rodent that actually is a good idea to me I’ll walk out to

[@aloisplushie3787]

I would buy that....Mabay we should all step out

[@mindyrichardson6805]

No no I agree

[@lil9913]

I’m a special rodent probs gonna be a eyeshadow or lip stick things with that.

[@cyn379]

I’m a special rodent lol did u see the new jeffree ep heheeh

[@hggfhfgxxh1663]

I hate scary videos but when Shane do scary videos he make them funny so we don’t get scared

[@user-ut7hy5qc4z]

Shane you’re so amazing ♥️😭

[@melissar5331]

“Before you leave tell them don’t be Illuminati, like a sign off” GARRETT IS SO FREAKIBG PURE AND ADORABLE I LOVE HIM

[@paigespiller7323]

melissa Ramirez I LOVED THAT PART

[@GlorytoSparta]

melissa Ramirez we have the same last name 😱

[@saffhana7521]

i think he meant like "illumi-naughty" but i still AGREE I HAD THE SAME TRAIN OF THOUGHT I WANT TO HOLD HIM

[@Faridaudee]

he meant illumi naughty you're dumn

[@noodlezoodlez1770]

Teacher : what did you guys do over the weekend? Me: I watch Shane Dawson join the Illuminati !!!!!!

[@nippledippers7329]

Your at 69 likes 😅

[@clickbaitxoxo3192]

666 likes😳😳

[@clickbaitxoxo3192]

😂

[@TheBeatlesLover1962]

ME

[@cassiejin1182]

I rlly hope he doesn’t

[@angeldogluver5961]

The beginning of the video and my head already hurts, also this is very chilling.

[@maddyrockafelllow824]

IM CRYING LAUGHING WHEN GARRET PUT GIS SODA ON THE FIRE AND SHANE DCREAMD DMD

[@hrtfrmidoriya]

Shane: *DON'T YOU WANNA HANG OUT WITH BEYONCÉ?!* Me: kinda yeah...

[@bootyfly5456]

BANGtAN?

[@sleepless7867]

ARMY!!!

[@Yes-qd8tl]

i mean who wouldn’t?

[@Yes-qd8tl]

Abbegail Craig ?

[@arimonokiku8775]

lmao

[@kailyncochrane6908]

Did any one else start losing it when shane came out with the red blanket on his head

[@Levi_OP]

nope

[@petstheshow1168]

😂😅😆

[@elle.r4698]

Kailyn Cochrane little red riding hood

[@marcquispartlow7949]

Kailyn Cochrane (NOPE)

[@milicajo3500]

YESS😂😂

[@eller5377]

this is my comfort video 💀💀

[@shadybeashooketh1911]

the last ever spooky boys video 🥺

[@DistressedAndImpressed]

Shane...Don't go crazy...Or missing...Or get murdered. 😓

[@anachkhapelia3269]

Anaiah Z I’m dying

[@NotionNationX]

It probably might be hackers dude 😂

[@Ka1tl1n]

Jesus

[@iionnapassey3984]

Anaiah Z we all knew this was going to happen someday

[@WunderwaffePrime]

Anaiah Z How do you 'Go murdered'?

[@sage6171]

“Guess what I’m printing?” “What?” “Contracts for the Illuminati!” “Are you trying to kill us?!” Died laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Anjellike1]

This is one of my favorite videos EVER!!!! Hahahahaha 😂😂😂

[@annetennan]

I love how Garrett is literally their child

[@umyea6310]

Garret: *time for a sneak peek!* Ryland: oh! GARRET!!!

[@slurpiegames]

Haiden Taylor XD

[@tataandcooky7795]

Lol XD

[@Ines.21.]

“Beyoncé’s here”😂😂😂😂I’m dead 😂😂

[@sofiaandmiaaredone6257]

Ines _B 😂😂😂

[@dianathomas456]

Ines _B 😂😂😂😂

[@samanthadegroot7749]

Ines _B 661 likes... 5 more people, come on!!!

[@alizegooglesnorf179]

Ines _B 666 likes?!?!

[@pwurin9737]

I READ THAT COMMENT AS HE SAID THAT 😂

[@samanthierens411]

i love when shane was poppin rylands pimple whilst saying its "for the illuminati" hahahaha i never thought i would hear that phrase in my entire life! xD

[@nunaapop9201]

And now all of a sudden he's under a lot of heat (which happens to most celebrities and just makes them more famous) and is SUPER relevant. Not to mention his content has also changed drastically and its like he's a whole new person. Shane Dawson really did sell his soul and we all just watched it happen without batting an eye. The fact he made it look like a joke and we all just kinda found it funny is scary too.

[@nikkiexx013]

@@johnson-zn6ek no❤

[@johnson-zn6ek]

@Hispanic American [phone] ...message the grand master

[@daughteroftheking374]

@@johnson-zn6ek If what you posted is legit, I bind you and the Illuminati in the MIGHTY NAME OF JESUS!! No need to reply. Have a blessed (by the One and Only True God) and beautiful day!!

[@HG-fs5fb]

@@daughteroftheking374 Amen, in the mighty name of jesus!!!

[@realeyesbars]

@Hispanic American why tf would you wanna join??

[@Tatertot98]

I laughed so hard at this 😂😂 I'd never watch if someone else posted this

[@h.drippp]

Stephanie same😂

[@millyyygomezzz]

Haha same ! I love Shane !

[@faustako4085]

Stephanie same xd

[@victoriahulley5450]

I frickin tried not to cuz it’s night and everyone is sleeping but I ended up snorting and scaring my cat...

[@Kellystella97]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 same

[@memoirsofannie]

dont be illumi - _naughty_ edit: people be saying im making their day like its not literally said about 15 times near the end ksksk

[@Bella-xw4pz]

just.your.regular.witch that was very *PUNNY*

[@anelisalvarez8644]

😂😂😂bruh you made my day

[@aestheticuzi8753]

just.your.regular.witch .... 😀😀 go home

[@scoop572]

just.your.regular.witch wow u made me hate bff choke lol

[@SannV2]

You also made my day

[@Battmatt22]

I love how Shane was treating this as a joke, but was still conflicted if it was real.

[@MirrorImageOfYou]

Shane and his friends are hilarious 😂😂

[@sammyw9564]

Shane: "life's journey begins at the bottom" *points at ryland 😂😂😂😂

[@kmjot]

ARMYY

[@hatsunemiku4740]

Hi Armys!

[@hoseokxnamjoon5559]

Lmao

[@dua_junaid]

Me: *Sees title, thinks Shane is joining the Illuminati* _Finally,_ why did I see this coming?

[@judywild6053]

Half The Heart SAME

[@shadowmare9620]

+LiL Dorito it's just a joke, you know humor. no need to take everything seriously, and so what if some people are? shane talks about conspiracys all the time too, people love that type of thing.

[@shadowmare9620]

+LiL Dorito there's really no reason to call these people idiots. they can say what they want.

[@willowr1735]

LiL Dorito Still goin ?

[@emmiegarvey7895]

*me binge watching all the spooky bois videos reminiscing about the good old days while shane and jeffree get dragged through the dirt by everyone on twitter*

[@singingwithbecca]

I LAUGHED IN THIS VIDEO MORE THAN I WAS SCARED 😭😭😭😭

[@kingfrmda214]

*welcome to McDonald's can I take your order* *1 large holy water please*

[@Mosedane]

Evil Morty u can take my

[@toasterdragonz5055]

Evil Morty lmaoooo

[@stupidandsensitive]

*uhhh we don't have holy water here* *1 LARGE McHOLY WATER NOW* *...um.. ok..here.. enjoy your order sir..*

[@toxicfate6078]

I am gonna do this. I am gonna ask for one large holy water.

[@subscriberswithnoVideos-zv8ft]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-qy9bq4nh3z]

I am SHOOKETH and TRIGGERED at the same time

[@ally450]

i relate to ur name

[@tessmastro5708]

ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 ARE YOU QUAKING

[@veubo8460]

ThatOneEmoBandFan 28 I am laughing

[@leilasherrard2565]

Shooggered

[@AwkwardlyKerrie]

literally nobody says this shit anymore grow up

[@puiwenlamlam2691]

Illuminati: *Welp he is exposing our secrets* Also Illuminati: * Lets expose his past so he won't talk about us ever again*

[@andreaandreasgsvgyjkccvvvc4735]

Hi need help

[@andreaandreasgsvgyjkccvvvc4735]

Let me know

[@desmondbolsackkgetse4641]

Help

[@sweetmagnolias5563]

*house burning down* Shane: “DONT TURN OFF THE CAMERA ”

[@HeyItsIgnasio]

Deluxe version of reputation? *SIGN ME UP* 😂

[@licicharlotte2672]

SwiftieRunner .89 YES PLEASE!!!!!!! BUT I CANT WAIT FOR TS7 NOWWWWWW😂

[@ayomizz9477]

Love ya

[@anniemorgan2576]

SwiftieRunner .89 Me when I join the Illuminati 😂😂😂

[@meowmew444]

Oh my god when Shane was decoding Good Luck Charlie I couldn't brEATHE

[@destinyberumen]

SAME LMFAOOO

[@meowmew444]

Alejandro Sandoval It's at 15:16 lol

[@tyjostannie]

XD samee

[@lord_tony]

+Cry Baby (Cry Baby) i miss Christina Grimmie

[@NinjaOutfitInTheWash]

Meow Mew right, Hana, that part was hilarious

[@andreasevilla8892]

I miss the old Shane he was the bomb.. now he hangs out with Jeffery star and he is a whole different person ... dam Shane why change how you use to be now u in all this drama ever since u started hanging out with jeff I dont understand smhhh

[@princesskodsoj7709]

Its bc he joined the Illuminati ..l

[@immapiglol7157]

Shane:starts a fire Shane also:dOn't tUrN oFf tHe cAmEra Oh he's such a legend 😂😂