Shane Gillis' 23andMe result

This test result is a gamechanger.
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Sources:
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Ep 434. Razzle Dazzle PAYTCH
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[@zacharychristy8928]

Shane needs to submit his DNA to "24 and Me"

[@venomoususus]

Yo! 😂

[@dominicdangelo4801]

23'sss and me

[@askew88tm88]

I think this deserves more.

[@jaredwillard3022]

Dawg lol

[@benardman2665]

Perfectly exacuted

[@michaelofarrell6473]

As a Person from Glasgow i can confirm 90 percent of people i walk by look like Shane, even the woman!

[@ender003]

There's only one woman in Glasgow?

[@jchamm3r]

@@ender003 yes.

[@onbored9627]

Aye, she is not a wee lass.

[@Adam-zh4hm]

Northern England checks out as well but just the women

[@seanosborn3272]

He’s missing a chromosome, so that’s why

[@jacobbunea3131]

“It sucks you can’t claim native American” “That blows dude they got me” 😂😂

[@_PRISM_]

Matt's french toast zinger was amazing

[@xanderanderson7327]

i don't get it

[@eliyahuohiyon7461]

Found Matt's alt account

[@urgamecshk]

I don't get it either

[@freddyfootstomps6557]

@@urgamecshk it’s a dna result test. He’s saying if you eat French toast 30 mins within the test, you’ll come back French.

[@RobRowBoat]

Shane must have ate a whole sack o potatoes 30min before the test

[@DanielJamesEgan]

My grandpa did a 23 and me. He had one country of origin: Ireland. No 0.2% this or that, literally just 100.00% Irish.

[@tubbyrainbow111]

Deadly 💪🏻🇮🇪

[@iarlacomedy]

I wonder how far it goes back, do you know? Because surely before Irish they'd be celts in Europe or vikings etc?

[@TheMikesc15]

Fyi... 100% anything literally means inbred. not a joke...

[@TheMikesc15]

​@@tubbyrainbow111yeah.. deadly inbred lol.

[@DanielJamesEgan]

@@TheMikesc15 you heard that from Conan, a comedian. It's untrue.

[@DavidJBurbridge]

He didn't need to pay for that. He could have just stood in front of a group of people from anywhere in the UK or Ireland and we would have just told him "Yeah. You're one of ours."

[@beowulf_of_wall_st]

it's so obvious

[@kewltony]

"I got my 23andme and it's says I'm 10% West African. Does anyone wanna buy a fake Gucci bag?" - Joey Diaz

[@quinny9814]

- Fucking Hack

[@resellex5091]

'Unless I'm British, in which case you're welcome for the entire western world'. One of us, one of us!

[@DeltaBadeMaker]

I literally almost choked due to laughing and inhaling a green bean

[@collinmc90]

dang bro glad you are still with us PRAYERS

[@theDC4L]

What you get for eating vegetables

[@quintinfink12]

Damn close one brother

[@DeltaBadeMaker]

@@quintinfink12 the amount of times i have hurt myself while working due to their podcast making my laugh is astounding. I accept this burden for it is my duty as a bro to bear it

[@tux1968]

Please wait at least a half hour before swimming or sending in your sample to 23-and-me.

[@brianthomason5022]

The girl from The last of Us had me crying. That girl's forehead gets its own changing room

[@MegaJimbob73]

Dude, crocs and socks. I'm Glaswegian too, don't let an extra chromasome get you down

[@chickenfishhybrid44]

Lmao

[@mitragyninethespeciosa6891]

Shane's DNA is now property of google

[@RobRowBoat]

Shane would be a Top Dawg clone, imagine like my Buddy but instead my Gillis he can make you cringe and laugh

[@JTNugget]

Even worse, Blackrock.

[@evanh.6462]

Matt would never

[@kingxiii4680]

As long as you aren't out molesting people who really cares lmao

[@davidm6293]

I guess mine is too

[@Gods_Will88]

Shane's the homie with an extra chromey

[@zamboslambo5243]

Fast out the gate with french toast what a banger of an opening joke holy shit

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

I don't get it

[@osomnm431]

I also don’t get it am I stupid

[@Lazlo.]

someone pls exblain

[@zoogie980]

Are you guys trolling or actually that dense? He is saying you cant eat before doing a DNA test (which tests your saliva) because if you eat something like FRENCH toast it will ruin the sample and make it come back as French. I cant believe I am having to explain this joke.

[@Loquacious_Jackson]

@@zoogie980 I don't understand

[@QuixEnd]

I want to be able to laugh at myself as well as Shane does🤣 he could say or do the dumbest stuff and feel zero regrets it's awesome

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

This is successful shane. When he wasnt he was full of ragrets

[@QuixEnd]

@@DatBoi-mo9vc his attitude was still pretty zero fuvks given back then🤣 like any time he was bad at something he'd be like "yeahh basketballs soooo gay" or on JRE where his jokes didn't land, idk handled himself pretty well

[@Lebowski333]

Seek comfort in your own white skin

[@Pickles_McDickles]

Once you learn the art of not giving a fuck you become free

[@DatBoi-mo9vc]

@@QuixEnd just watch the first ep of mssp man, he talks about bombing and how he felt on it.

[@genore1993]

everytime shane says ewww i laugh

[@Derek_Keenan]

"EWWW, dude!"

[@schmitz4206]

Grew up with girls 😂

[@jektonoporkins5025]

I have a sort of olive complexion and I took one of those DNA tests to see if I was any sort of minority so I could Elizabeth Warren my way into a promotion. Turns out I'm entirely from the British Isles and Germany. What a bummer.

[@billyin4c514]

In defense of Elizabeth Warren I don't think she advanced her career in any way by saying she was native American, and now she has just come off as a dorky white chick who cosplays.

[@alexparris7769]

to be fair, my DNA is like a jackson pollock on the worlds canvas lol. I feel more lost than anything... either ALL my people got conquered, or they were the most prolific global sluts this worlds seen... I choose to believe the latter XD

[@t9056]

was it a promotion or to get scholarship into college

[@xxxBradTxxx]

Claim your mom is Argentine, then you can say you’re Hispanic.

[@philipgodsworth4764]

So you’re only partially PoC.

[@maadmoode]

thought editing that poop horder video was your demise. Glad to see you back you were missed by the Dawgs.

[@Goy_1Da]

2:05 is the all you can truly hope for when reading your results

[@jangobango2847]

Jewish is a state of mind

[@BanditoBurrito]

And another one we won’t name

[@ekmad]

No joke I once had an ex-gf do it because I suspected some admixture, when she showed me the results with none it was a sigh of relief.

[@BadBaru]

ive got so much shit for the POINT .3% jew, i told 2 people, ill never tell anyone again.

[@TEAMGETHELP]

👃🏻

[@lukasgelu1834]

Shane is pure.

[@tom-vf1xv]

He took the jab, so no.

[@oofowie8882]

I had the exact same results as Shane lol. Was like “hmm maybe I’ve got a little Italian in me” or something like that. Nope. Straight British & Irish 100% 🤣

[@oofowie8882]

@@okay8136 thanks fgt

[@ComeAlongKay]

British? Sorry for your loss.

[@oofowie8882]

@@ComeAlongKay and what is your elite genetic makeup?

[@Henchman.24]

Congratulations on the wonderful news

[@winstonpeanutbutter]

@@ComeAlongKayyou from mars?

[@agencyisland5077]

The effect at 2:09 caught me so off guard I'm dying lmao

[@ShawnFX]

I love seeing Shane in that Notre Dame polo he wears😂 its just so fitting lol

[@Brandon-op9uf]

Was hella waiting for this one 😂😂😂

[@garethlloyd4346]

Were you hella really?

[@bobkin611]

Now I see why he gets along with Sam “Candyman” Hyde. It all makes sense

[@drunkenmmamaster419]

We need Sam Hyde on the podcast

[@WhyForWhatNow]

Matt is a pretty funny dude, but that french toast bit is the funniest fucking thing he has said off the cuff "I gotta pump too" is second 😂

[@heraldosurpriz7059]

Him giggling, and the way it hit Shane make it even better.

[@JackCarsonite]

Is anything not a bit?

[@featherfoot614]

I shared this with my Irish friend. She loved it when his head turned into a potato 😂

[@taintedtango2737]

What Shane is saying here is not a joke -2:30. You've got like a big handful of "looks" on the Island depending on your tribe/clan/kingdom origins and they can be incredibly distinct. This happens everywhere but you notice it a lot more here and I would argue the differences are more pronounced. Shanes got the Irish Traveller look to him - It's from one of the families, I'm the same and look like a distant cousin to him. Every now and then I'll come across a complete stranger who looks like he could be my Fathers twin brother, It's wild. Some of these gene pools are still little puddles. It's actually uncanny how similar Shane looks to one of my cousins "Alan" - It's saturated to say but if you took a chromosome from Alan then he'd look just like Shane.

[@jamessigmon4765]

Gotta remember too that it was a relatively small number of europeans who went and colonized the new world, but those that did tended to multiply like crazy. I'm a but like Shane here in that my mom's side is nearly 100% English, despite having been in the US since the 1700s

[@chocolatepolos1268]

Just got tickets for his Dublin show. Gonna be good!!

[@matthewhiggs4805]

I'm English born in England and I've got more going on in my genes than Shane does 😂

[@boltaurelius376]

This guys 100% Glasgow and a 100% Dublin. The math checks out if you're from those places.

[@milseq]

Shane's got more genes tho.

[@lukeramer7702]

@@milseq nice

[@cowboythomas5904]

I thought the Germans left a lot of their genes in England and had a harder time leaving those same genes in Scotland and Ireland. Am I right about that?

[@asdoof4]

​@@boltaurelius376he reaaaaalllly looks the part eh? Lmfao

[@WestTexasCrude_806]

This is my new favorite KZbin channel, so glad I found it!😂 and the editing is spot on!😂

[@ShaneGillisfan]

Thanks bro🤝

[@deanobrien2021]

Reminds me of Theo's downs joke "he's just Irish" ... Nobody's THAT Irish lmao

[@NeoAndersonChannel1]

"The girl from The Last of Us is the closest one of *us* " what a funny fucking sentence in itself lmaoo

[@joshuakauffman2701]

I can’t wait to watch Shane 20 years from now

[@_Mr.Black_]

He ain't gonna be around that long man. Dead or irrelevant

[@joshuakauffman2701]

@@_Mr.Black_ you seem like a total loser lol. Grow up

[@alpharoo2581]

@@_Mr.Black_ Not a chance, Shaman's working some deep magic on the boy to keep him going

[@Courtesyflush52]

He's irish. In 20 years he's gonna be a bloated red ball, or dead of liver disease

[@NobleVagabond2552]

@@_Mr.Black_well if that’s what happens at least everything he’s done up to this point is timeless

[@jonahs4819]

Shane Gillis is a diverse mon from da islands 🌴 😎 🏝️ (British isles)

[@timmytadhgh]

British and Irish isles

[@johnsometimeswrong8742]

​@@timmytadhgh You tell em Tadhgh....

[@slynt_]

@@timmytadhgh British Isles. Go back to school and read a geography book.

[@timmytadhgh]

@@slynt_ wow great comeback

[@Mr.krabz2182]

​@@timmytadhghceltic isles and britain

[@dalidylan]

Love you Shane

[@ShaneGillisfan]

I love him too bro

[@mikelitorous5570]

I’ve always thought Shane looks like Aiden Mcgeady. He’s Irish and Scottish

[@Teddyisoffline]

Haa i See it

[@TARSoda]

Shane Gillis was found chanting "Water is wet!" after his 23andme result. God only knows what this means.

[@NobleVagabond2552]

Water isn’t actually wet because being wet is the condition of something having water on it. Fire can’t be on fire

[@TARSoda]

@@NobleVagabond2552 Foiled again by facts and logic!

[@billyin4c514]

​@@NobleVagabond2552Are you saying that the molecules that make water aren't perceived as wet to us?

[@Gordo-m4nz4n4]

i enjoy watching a ShaneGillisfan video

[@chrisjack7857]

Yet again! Editing...... top notch!

[@GetOffTheLawn]

The French Toast joke was like an 8 year old told it I laughed loud. Stupid. Love it.

[@MrHBox]

That 23andme result of Shane was 100% predictible.

[@buckodonnghaile4309]

He'd look right at home in the Canadian Maritimes. No wonder with that makeup.

[@GlorifiedGremlin]

That's actually genuinely impressive to have a pure bloodline in 2023

[@TheRealGatD]

Its not, it means incest in the family 😂

[@seanmatthewking]

@@TheRealGatD The unrelenting streak of cousin-fucking ancestors is impressive

[@jingoist-sj8gj]

​@@TheRealGatD mongrel cope. It just means all your ancestors are from the same country.

[@lukeramer7702]

A pure bloodline? Fucking Lucious Malfoy over acting like we're wizards

[@lukeramer7702]

@alex ander Not in the context of race, everyone knows what is implied in the statement.

[@jordannelson8591]

“Sorry, Jews.” 😂😂

[@animuslite8809]

your edits are truly funny man

[@KilyanAustin]

The editing on this is great😂

[@DT61636]

The editing on these is just, sherk 1 dude

[@goyhowdy6456]

"no jew! sorry jews!" lol

[@gavinwock6133]

That Quantum Leap edit was so funny!

[@screamingatthesky1878]

Shane needs to come to Wales to finish the UK tour

[@crghert8794]

That cellphone edit had me dying

[@MichaelWatson21600]

Being from Glasgow I can say that shanes personality and humor 100% makes sense now after watching this video and finding out his dna results 😂

[@jeffnarum1373]

17% Special Olympian

[@MrJoeeano88]

The numchuck video killed me

[@wtf1231122]

I understand why he can consume so much alcohol now

[@BoshyG]

As someone from glasgow, shanes shit talking ability males more sense now 😂😂

[@WolfRaven-jm1cm]

"It came back and says, 'You are 100% drunk"

[@MSG685]

My best friend did 23 and me last month and found out he had a different dad two brothers and a sister .

[@genore1993]

Best pod on planet earth. Fight me.

[@jesusmaryandjoseph6]

I was born in London, my Dad's English and Scottish my mom is 100% Irish and I was destroyed learning my dad is 15% French. The only redeeming factor is he's also 15% Danish so my viking cancels out my Frenchness

[@LaughingMan44]

You're not inbred if you have an unbroken lineage of the same related ethnic groups. In fact that's a very unique and beautiful thing, a desirable thing. Gaelic tradition, culture and history spanning thousands of years courses through your veins unbroken, it's up to you to not waste that gift.

[@jacksonbarry5727]

“No one is that Irish” - Theo Von

[@marksnowden89]

Gotta be happy about the 0% jew though. Close call

[@Aquaticgoat37]

It makes so much sense shane is irish considering he deletes beers

[@pcarson1377]

Shane forgot to take his dip out when he spit in the vial.

[@EvanSaltare]

Yeah but was he wearing the fucking Notre Dame gear when he did the sample? That coulda played a part as much as Matt's french toast theory.

[@grandmadaewood]

This edit is the kind

[@TrevorTrove]

The thumbnail is pure art

[@sayLeotardbutsayitChinese]

"We know what you did." 😂😂 ......... What they do?

[@pressrepeat2000]

These edits are so good.

[@AcidicMentality]

2:00 best edit

[@Lee-vo6zr]

100 percent looks like he's from Northern England 😄 🤣

[@matthewhiggs4805]

He does 😂

[@danielfearon9423]

The irish: "we like to fuck around dude"

[@baird5682]

Yeah...mostly cousins thou

[@Tol1as]

If you ever go to Glasgow and walk around for a bit you'll immediately realize Shane being from Glasgow makes perfect sense.

[@Sock1122]

Shane obviously needs to do a 24 and me instead

[@peterbuckley1310]

You're editing is 🤌

[@PearceVaughn]

editing at 3:20 caught me sooooooooo off guard

[@ZeranZeran]

"NO JEW. Sorry Jews!" lmao

[@blastovich]

That thumbnail is gold lmaoo

[@prosaic.7944]

I love it when you say "downie looking dude who does a great trump impression" and people immediately get it's Shane.

[@crawdadds]

Who would have predicted that Mr. Gillis would have been fully Irish? 🥔

[@713flight]

"We're not in movies" lmao

[@MRmanbearpig1993]

The "have downs" edit kills me.

[@jakeperkins5321]

I fucking lost it when he showed Matt the phone and it was just a Down syndrome ninja 😂😂😂

[@bertchintus4103]

Bruh, where are you?!!! *COOOOOOME BAAACCCK I MISS THE DAAAAWG!*

[@simonwilson-ayer9913]

That French toast joke was fire

[@bigben42]

Make a clip of the hotdog bit. Also never stop making these

[@thetruebatman4632]

The chucker KILLED me.

[@jerrynadler2883]

This is why I love Bill Burr most. WHY WOULD YOU SEND YOUR SALIVA INTO A DATABASE?! these people don't have enough of your information.

[@JoeKurr5]

Why would I care?

[@jerrynadler2883]

@@JoeKurr5 lol it's a comment board. what is wrong with you? you obviously do care, because the simplest thing to do would have been to scroll past and not say anything.....

[@JoeKurr5]

@@jerrynadler2883 I care about your comment, not about them having my data.

[@jerrynadler2883]

@@JoeKurr5 well aren't you a good little slave...

[@MyLittleMonsters]

"I dunno who to vote for, the TV tells me how to vote and I go out and vote" Bill Burr

[@johnpaton4246]

I love that clip from quantum leap

[@stephjarr]

What's the clip from where the guy looks in the mirror and its a DS person lol

[@ShaneGillisfan]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oZLZaKefm9Ksisk

[@stephjarr]

@@ShaneGillisfan thank you!!

[@crazycarl00]

I was *thrilled* to see I was 99.2% English/Irish. Also no Jew. *feelsgoodman*

[@ryanpaul1403]

I'm half anglo half jew and help the jews shaft you people :D

[@cl9615]

Good for you

[@dragons_red]

How sad that you are proud of such a stupid and meaningless thing

[@shakhster8382]

2:35 the girl from the last of us made me crease

[@blackcorp0001]

A little Scottish ... a little Irish ... ALL FREEEDOM !!!

[@UhtredOfBamburgh]

I would have thought Shane Gillis would get a footnote on his 23and me that says he's 3rd cousins with Susan Boyle for sure

[@bp56789]

"It says I'm 102% African, with a 2% margin of error"

[@cantsneedgaming4591]

These edits are kinda cool lol

[@Dodi-jf2jj]

thank god for uploading this, I thought id have to listen to bret chrysler pod

[@TheVanpablo79]

Glasgow is an Irish colony in Scotland

[@nathan6116]

Nothing beats Conan O’Brians test 100% Irish, which meant inbreeding