Sharing A Bed With A Dude - Andrew Schulz - Stand Up Comedy

[@HashiriyaSquadron]

"Anti-gay structure" Using that one. 😂

[@yugen8382]

To protect us from the *gay*

[@goblin_flavoured_]

Tosseef Kaira How would you use that in a sentence?

[@LPgmxDan]

@@goblin_flavoured_ thats easy

[@devinmccurry1160]

@@LPgmxDan very easy

[@devinmccurry1160]

Me too haha

[@medzed4139]

"im using a pillow so no one hears you" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kayferd1550]

“Someone cheeks are getting cracked”

[@mwametallic7668]

He's a murderer

[@mirelsounds]

he has the face of a 1940's army dude. like I can see him playing in a Normandy movie.

[@sourishhazra2636]

Exactly

[@TheTaterTotP80]

@Chaos Undivided Nah, it's because he's Scottish. He doesn't look Italian at all.

[@Deathridaz714]

Lmfao

[@thumpertorque_]

Vito from Mafia II.

[@yasamangaler1107]

Chaos Undivided yeah. He’s the Tony in every movie from Brooklyn

[@plan2b501]

Andrew is just one Showtime/Netflix/HBO Special away from blowing up. He's funny, he's a friend of the culture WITHOUT being a corny wanna-be, and he's got that cross-over appeal.

[@gevorkbabayan]

plan2b501 can you please ezplain whats cross ever appeal means

[@rohypnotist6263]

Gevork There's this thing called google nowadays ...

[@gevorkbabayan]

Rohypno tist i rather talk with people.

[@rohypnotist6263]

Gevork Bagdasarov Looks like people don't wanna talk to you because nobody gave you an answer mate .

[@ZoomerHistorian]

Gevork Bagdasorov His content crosses over multiple demographics, whites and blacks like him is what he's trying to say I think

[@Likerholicz]

So happy for Schulz. He's going viral with his clips and now he has the numbers that Netflix was looking for besides being already talented af.

[@Ryan-vi2qy]

Too bad his jokes are "offensive" to Netflix

[@Noah-qx4kf]

Likerholicz „1 year ago“

[@Likerholicz]

@@Noah-qx4kf wym lol.

[@Noah-qx4kf]

Likerholicz how long ago people already talked about how he should get a netflix special, but he hasn’t gotten one till today :/

[@ivicix2652]

"I'm using a pillow so no one hears you" that part killed me 😂😂😂

[@zipx1410]

That pillow would kill you too lol

[@RoninofCrimsonMaple]

It also smothered others

[@twiggynation.2779]

Andrew Schulz gonna make it.. .he funny,...

[@religionispoisonous3685]

..he's almost as funny as your grammar skills

[@Ebvardh]

Speak normally.

[@kennygwalk5328]

Weeewooweewoo. Oh shit! Beat it! It's the KZbin comment grammar police! Fuck outta here...

[@chichopepelopez]

@@kennygwalk5328 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@Sktlmn]

@@chichopepelopez fuck you i thought i had hair on my phone

[@jbru9576]

How does Amy Shumer have a Netflix special and he doesn't

[@Somefatguy69420]

Corey J We’ve found Amy Schumer’s only fan gentleman

[@Somefatguy69420]

Corey J Netflix gives specials to shitty comedians every week. Take your facts and your shitty grammar straight back to whatever community college you’re flunking out of, buy your filthy Amy Schumer tickets and get your pretentious ass the fuck outta here

[@theotherhouse5910]

Yeah she's annoying af

[@notinterestedd]

And she ain't that funny

[@allobove7798]

Because she's a she.

[@stuart124]

He's setting up obstacles because he likes a challenge...

[@fiercekitty2522]

😂😂

[@Terrapin47-s8y]

😭😭😭

[@OnceABustAlwaysABust]

☠️☠️☠️

[@cipher88101]

LOL

[@iwanttocryandkms4735]

PFFFT

[@adityahol2054]

He didn't sleep that night. 😂 Andrew Schulz is 🔥.

[@mereteheleneruden3015]

aditya hol z

[@alcanalimposible]

Gotta be honest, Andrew's worth a climb

[@michaelregis1015]

Krillin haha GAAYY😁

[@isaacrubio3021]

Hol up

[@shampasamant901]

He sure is mate

[@cathl4953]

Wow that dedicaded huh?

[@cami1249]

Totes

[@kotsiosraf]

So accurate! " Pretty sure nothing gay is gonna happen if we just go to sleep and you don't wake up and FFFFUC me" The emphasis on the f word cracks me up everytime!!

[@Phoenix85006]

Same! 🤣😆😂😁

[@Milanvaneijk]

Nice! I feel that Schulz his timing and delivery keeps improving rapidly. Good to see. Killing out there man, respect.

[@michaelbland2924]

Lmao this sound like it was Wax 😂

[@Hi_Tamera]

bob walker it wasn’t wax tho he talked about this on one of his podcasts. I forgot who he said it’s about lol

[@HaitianPrynce]

Hi_ Tamera it was about Alex the guy who's usally operating the camera

[@michaelbland2924]

I'm surprised honestly! Alex always sounds like the most PC one lol

[@Bftd_ed]

bob walker lmao wax would stop him and be like "why you doing this man?"

[@jennavee7528]

LMAO i was deadass searching for this comment & finally found it i thought of wax also

[@fysejamaliable]

He kinda sounds like Jesse Pinkman sometimes 😂

[@Ashhhhhhhhh_baybeee]

yes lol I was waiting for someone to say this

[@alexbelalis7430]

Exactly

[@AayushTheOG]

DON'T FUCK ME, BITCH !!

[@Maarioo007]

And like Donald Trump when he talk like his friend

[@Dog3D]

Never thought of it till now lol no I can’t unhear. He’s like pinkman with a NY accent

[@RashtaEinthisB]

"I'm usin the pillows so no one hears you" 😂

[@kinglaney4630]

fire

[@julianrodriguez8310]

KingLaney p

[@lurkexocollector]

KingLaney I

[@theroadtoria]

friendly fire

[@africaisindabuilding871]

KingLaney 😂😂😂 yup

[@taiellis7186]

The amount of likes u have

[@Younis_DD5]

“Just brainstorming” 😂😂

[@kennethgates129]

How can we get the full version? Shit I would pay for it..

[@Dr_Drizzy24]

kenneth gates you can pre-order his comedy album 5-5-1

[@ShockwaveITB]

Pre-order his complete comedy album 5:5:1 on itunes or anywhere that you get music. It's not expensive and every download counts. We want the networks that turned him down for a special to see how many people support him so if you can pre-order it please do so. Also you can check his website at theandrewschulz.com/ for tour dates he might be coming to your city or a city near you soon. If so get your tickets fast because these shows are selling out fast, quick, and in a hurry. (I am not in anyway shape or form associated or in any affiliation with Andrew Schulz, The Brilliant Idiots, Flagrant 2: No Easy Buckets, Westerbros, or any other Andrew Schulz ventures or endeavors)

[@kennethgates129]

ShockwaveITB thanks.. (you the real mvp)

[@loveinspired7]

kenneth gates I thought it was called, " 4-4-1"... That's already here on KZbin. Are you guys talking about a NEW one?

[@habenhaben5268]

I feel hurt the fact that he brings me so much laughter, and he still doesn't have a damn special. WTF does it take.!!!!

[@bm.h9268]

You have to not be "offensive" 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@hpflix]

Naught Guile Joe Rogan has specials on Netflix among other comedians, so that’s a load of crap.

[@bironjames9948]

The soul 🙁

[@vasileiagianni5775]

I always wonder why he has so little views. He serves top notch comedy

[@hectorsanchez5818]

Wax got his cheeks craaaaaaaaaaacked!

[@CR-pw9il]

Lets boycott netflix for not giving my boi yung hezzy his special

[@alexusalejandro-clark6810]

Yeahhhh!

[@akumaisreal2090]

niggas

[@arnoldles858]

You’re on you own. Netflix is to precious to me

[@devinmccurry1160]

I never even used it lol

[@Jakobi26]

@@arnoldles858 netflix is garbage.

[@kernelpanick636]

Lmao i gotta preorder his comedy mixtape son 5-5-1!

[@Qurisx]

Tedley Meralus gtfo with that secret Andrew Shultz throwaway account 🤣🤣

[@Hi_Tamera]

Christopher Borelli 😂😂

[@MrCchh7]

It was 🔥!!!!

[@ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE]

"Protect us from the gay"!!!!!!!!!!

[@djedosemir]

discovered this guy just a few days ago... oh boy what i have missed, he's hilarious!

[@Mars-us1ru]

Andrew, get on Joe Rogan Experience!

[@gamimoose5203]

Mar6 I was just thinking the same thing

[@EveningWhispersASMR]

Mar6 yessss

[@kennybar9285]

Would be a great look for him

[@peacheskong2245]

Naaaaah....

[@SKU11CRU5HER115]

Blessed

[@MrHamSandwhich]

I laughed so hard at the ending "someone's cheeks are getting cracked" lmao 🤣 💀 nothing was better than the guy with the wheel chair. Literally the most optimistic man ever.

[@loveinspired7]

I've been binging on this dude all day! EVERY video clip that I click on, he has me crying laughing! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love this guy!

[@SirDonald]

Damn me and cousin have the same conversation when we sleep together on the bed.

[@dannystuff8640]

Donald Duck Your cousin? For him to even think about it... Is a lot more concerning 😂

[@ashleycrystal9719]

Are you from... Kentucky?

[@mmoran3]

@@dannystuff8640 lol, it's not like they can inbreed!!

[@BlubbryVM]

Sweet home alabama-

[@aarohansharma4551]

@@dannystuff8640 any chance one of you is from Alabama?

[@SuperLitzer]

Why doesn't Schulz have a special?

[@12bymax]

He does now

[@SuperLitzer]

@@12bymax I know 😃 Will watch it today💪

[@lightemup3081]

Literally the most underrated comedian of this time. I hope he gets his shine. He’s been working consistent for a while now. He hasn’t blown cuz he won’t sell his soul to the illuminate I heard

[@vltirsarnat9405]

I loved going on tour with dudes who were afraid to share a bed with another dude. The end result was always me with a bed to myself and them sleeping on the floor.

[@anja6983]

D'Tāh TeVï they are more fridgid... Some schools dont have sex ed. Their parent dont like their kids having sex "under their roof" They have a weird relationship with sex. I slept with a man or a woman in a bed, or both, without any problem... Im a woman and i dont had to ask if someone slept in my room.

[@donjohn281]

D'Tāh TeVï Filipino immigrant here who moved to America at 12 years old, 25 now. Homophobia has a TON to do with it, but besides that I think it's because they never experienced any REAL porverty. I'm talking 20x20 shitbox sleeping on an air mattress with ur male siblings and cousins and uncles and dad together. Poverty brings alot of people together, and America has never seen it.

[@cheerioss-9121]

@D'Tāh TeVï I mean that’s cool and all and I used to do that when i was younger too. Now it’s just not something i’d want to do. I’d be much more comfortable sleeping on the couch or a chair or something then in the bed with another guy or anyone im related to.

[@Hi_Tamera]

Preorder his comedy mixtape everyone!!

[@iron3624]

Is this wax? 😂😂😂

[@afrosymphony8207]

THIS GUY IS THE FUNNIEST COMEDIAN I'VE SEEN OUT RIGHT NOW! #Facts, his topics, his delivery are just effortlessly on point, like when you see someone at their prime, this is what it looks like. Someone get this dude the studio push he deserves.

[@cillianovic5691]

Easily the best one yet

[@destinygonzales5009]

"SOMEONE'S CHEEKS ARE GETTING CRACKED!!" 🤣🤣

[@mlungisimndebele6435]

This dude is hilarious!!😂😂😂 Should be getting more exposure

[@ascrummy]

This is my favorite bit... my dude you are hilarious

[@bubbajaxx1800]

I gotta feeling it was Wax 😂 😂

[@d.j.cuthbertson4585]

Bubba Jaxx I’ll put $100 on it being Wax😂

[@sck4512]

0:38 Just brainstorming here aaaah JESSE PINKMAN!!!!!!

[@whitewolf9895]

Lol man i remember last time a dude slept with me. I dunno why he did it.. we were chillin in my room playin games and i passed out first... i woke up to him with a mortefied face. I asked him what was wrong and he goes; "dude, I woke up this morning and your arms were wrapped around my body holdin me close..." and from look on his face, i might have been spooning him lmao. Why men cant sleep with me at all now. Lol. Shortly after he came out, so I may have attributed to that too. Lmao.

[@vraja5]

@@justink5000 ????

[@Bostik13]

Whitewolf989 he looked mortified because he was enjoying it too much lol

[@Magere-Kwark]

Hahaha great story! What I experienced in my life is that the people who are most concerned about being gay (or the most concerned about other people thinking they are gay) are often the people with the most surpressed feelings. Remember, the most homophobic guys around you are extremely insecure about there sexuality and believe me, one of the gayest things you can do is to be concerned about what two man do in the bedroom ;)

[@DanikonLUK]

This happened to me. Went to sleep back to back woke up pelvis to pelvis. Anti-gay structure is necessary.

[@mukorgalaxies7766]

@@DanikonLUK "pelvis to pelvis" is not how its generally done...

[@Piesfan35]

Yo I’ve just found this dude and I’m so glad I have!! He’s properly funny, and super relatable to a younger generation who are only now starting to mature into proper stand up comedy

[@ririsulistiani1317]

😂😂😂😂 He never fails making me laugh to tears~

[@RelaxUrSelf1]

I watch a video of yours every morning starts the day right keep that comedy 🤣 coming brother....

[@lipsohlips97]

Oh my god i havent laughed that hard it so long! That was awesome... Imma watch it again lol

[@kight4111]

Most underrated comedian out there 😂😂😂

[@CRANKDATDONTE]

KEEP IT TIGHT OR KEEP IT ALEX

[@casucasueq4479]

Just saw you on the JRE. Great podcast and thanks for expanding my comedic radar. Watching your playlist now :)

[@Marty_esco]

Just here to point out that he finally has a Netflix show

[@alejandroloza]

Lol, someone's cheeks are getting cracked! 😂

[@roronoa3243]

I’m using this one for when the homie won’t let me sleep with him

[@ronaldraygun8007]

this is too funny. i've watched like 10 in a row. outstanding !!!

[@dragos9356]

BRRRRUHH fire!

[@FutureOfGameing]

More than 5 years later and this joke still hits.

[@selinadeloach6680]

This was funny 😂

[@openseason1450]

This was fucking hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@PaulyBlock]

Great talent

[@sleeprene]

This was the first Andrew video I watched last year, now I’m a big fan

[@stonersimpson_]

Good shit Andrew

[@Afsaroseli]

His timing with "not fuck" me is just beautiful

[@TrinidadSuperman]

This is GREAT!!!!

[@Lil_Noot]

You’ve activated my trap card! Great Wall of gay protection! 😂

[@ashishwilson7118]

This guy's damn good! Get him a NETFLIX special!! Also are we going to ignore how much he resembles Craig Ferguson 🤯 who also happens to be a stand up comedian

[@brandondavis7257]

What makes you think some blankets and pillows are gonna stop me. This guy is a gem.

[@danm1063]

Lol no but for real I wouldn't want their legs coming over to my side and shit

[@Larcona_]

Dan M Kick em

[@TCt83067695]

Dan M and what would happen if they did? You catch the gay? Dont be a foolishness man.

[@Larcona_]

TCt83067695 It's just annoying for someone to be on you when you're trying to sleep.

[@TCt83067695]

Ian Parrish lol that is true

[@stud6060]

I use my legs to push there leg back

[@JohnDoe-101]

Schulz looks like he is trying to make bantamweight.

[@WhatIsThis-zq4hk]

I once slept in the same bed as a guy without the anti-gay structure, and now I'm gay. Can confirm that a barrier is needed

[@justalazyguy.0_0]

Lol

[@jalengalom204]

New favorite Comedian dead ass. Sorry Kevin 🤣😂

[@sfcallstar]

This was actually funny

[@elle9030]

I fucking love you man😂 You joke about sensitive topics without being offensive and that my friend is true talent

[@hova772]

Anti gay what!!!!!! Legend

[@stockpumpers975]

You know a joke is this good when it has this many views and it keeps getting more

[@TAMARGR8]

Very funny Andy

[@drsumantamajumdar2771]

Broke a few ribs while ROFL !!!! Absolutely terrific....epic

[@apidas]

I think he's talking about Alex

[@atlstaybizy]

very bill burr esque, hear so much of him in the new york impression. almost a spitting image of burr's bobby kelly impression, mainly the emphasis on "dude". funny af

[@ant6240]

He's using a pillow so no one here u😂😂

[@israel.horowitz]

Brilliant! Every minute! 😂😂😂

[@therenegade9459]

I do the pillow in the middle when I go on trip and have to share bed with my cousins or friends, I do it because it has been proven I hug in my sleep, it has also been proven that sometimes during said sleep-hugging dreams get the little general standing, no movement tho just the soldier standing his ground, lucky for me the time figured that out I was hugging the pillow to stop me from hugging. so you see in the center goes a pillow so you can be safe from down below

[@theohuioiesin6519]

Schulz is great as he gets the audience going.

[@quroncoop914]

Gotham Comedy... I wonder if BatMan is around 🤔

[@davidfarrell310]

Haha just seen this on IG, and to come and see the rest of it lol. 👏🏽

[@LouisFGraham]

Lol, it's funny, but i kinda feel the same way. Id prob sleep on the floor.

[@HaiderAli-vp5vr]

This one killed me🤣🤣🤣

[@-rehvoh-2316]

More more😂

[@lengduke6777]

YO THIS NIGGA SCHULZ DONT MISS WHEN HE ON STAGE

[@_.13_]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@202WinkProductions]

I love Shultzy, he’s funny and tells the truth and everybody’s relates

[@Dr_Drizzy24]

I could have sworn he said his comedy album was going to be $5 but iy was $10 instead. Am I wrong? Regardless i preordered anyways.

[@syndera9942]

I've never seen this guy up until recently but every video is amazing!

[@missnicoleimachildofgod2618]

Ur soooooo funny😂😂

[@losborn411]

🔥🔥🔥 creepin on a come up

[@rickytaylor7151]

thank you for all the gay people that understand this is humour and didn’t dislike this video😂💯

[@christianmcnally4323]

This guy. @Comedycentral let's go full hour let's go

[@iyobosa]

LMAO

[@homairaansheri1562]

Wow getting laughs at every single sentence! How is he not more famous?!

[@raseebharoon]

I don't know but sounded like bill Burr.

[@Freakylynx21]

exactly what i thought

[@raseebharoon]

Jeff Royer well he is not a red head or a bald man.

[@trevorfurusa3102]

thought the same thing

[@extirpatebabel]

Yeah, you really sound clueless

[@thetimdmiller]

TROLL

[@danielvolosin6614]

This guy funny AF. Didn't know about him until youtube put this on my recommendations. Thank you YT