exploring the unhinged world of Wattpad: Kidnapped by One Direction

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part 02: • the most bizarre story...
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Q: whatsa whosit whatsit?
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intro song: Lolita - Lana Del Rey

[@dakshitaxo]

wattpad is my “you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me”

[@SullySyndrome]

For me it was Quotev 💀 it was rough to say the least

[@ohjoelle9614]

@@SullySyndrome OH SHIT QUOTEV-

[@moon_snake_vvitch]

That's exactly what I was thinking, and now I am studying literature at University because this app made me loved reading lol crazy coucou stories

[@SullySyndrome]

@@ohjoelle9614 hard times call for desperate measures 😔 (I was in fifth grade)

[@geekpolice1940]

The fact that Shawn was not already well acquainted with the Wattpad Trenches is honestly shocking news

[@shawnmccomb]

didn’t you listen… I was watching porn on Facebook

[@ForestFae]

@@shawnmccomb that explains why the old folks love that site/app

[@catbread5832]

I bet he used ao3 like the big kids

[@emptycinema]

Okay but what kind of( that's the interesting part

[@crustyballs17]

​@@catbread5832 the fact i have an ao3 account haunts me nearly every single day

[@questionablekate]

"i was watching porn on facebook at 11" that explains so much

[@l0v3b1t3s]

the fact that he didn’t understand what they meant by “epically” is sending me😭😭

[@Maanillu]

shawn isn't epical enough 😔😔

[@maremarr]

"I TOLD YOU BOB (bob is my imaginary friend)" that's literature right there

[@Yuuuuta06]

"I'll scream until you come" HELP

[@AuraSoneCARAT]

Already uncomfortable 30 seconds in and my fight or flight response has been activated. 10/10

[@shawnmccomb]

yayyy😌💖

[@rini6998]

Watching people who were previously not acquainted with wattpad get traumatized by it has got to be my favorite genre of content.

[@seaslugger]

"shawn dropped a new video!" i say in shock while muttering profanities

[@llennzo]

BYE LMAOAOAO

[@vee_lastmodified]

I’ve been on wattpad since 2015, back when you didn’t need to pay coins to read chapters, and there was A LOT of fanfiction around one direction kidnapping ocs let me tell you 😭😭😭😭 That being said, I miss when it was just a place to write and read other people’s work, some people on that app were some of the best writers of I’ve ever been introduced to.

[@shawnmccomb]

here is the very deserved only purple heart you’ll ever receive:💜 thank you for your service 🫡

[@angelicart.6]

@@shawnmccombI love purple

[@Z5Z5Z5]

I was also on wattpad in 2015. I have not been on since. Thats so stupid you have to pay now.

[@torroro33o]

​@@Z5Z5Z5 you dont have to pay for most of the stories tho

[@womananimalartist5676]

I wish they'd cast him for willy wonka he has that like camp potential and also that intellectual grandiosity like that enigmatic quality plus the silliness

[@shawnmccomb]

and the years of gymnastics means I can do a really good somersault

[@angelicart.6]

@@shawnmccombgirl teach me please I’d love to do a somersault

[@Nothereforit174]

Willy had slaves and some problems with depictions of little people so....and he was a real bummer in the end tbh

[@womananimalartist5676]

Ok but hear me out- does he know how to somersault

[@aveliahq]

“IM LOVING THE SCHIZOPHRENIC REPRESENTATION” shawn oh my god

[@ce_982]

shawn's british accent for Louis sounds like a horrid henry character to me😭

[@cosmari245]

Help I had to pause the video, the accent for niall was funny too jdakjajk

[@atlasxoxo]

NOT SHAWN MAKING HIS BDAY 9/11😭😭😭

[@shawnmccomb]

🫣

[@Max-rn7st]

not my birthday actually being 9/11 😭😭😔😔

[@tomonewi]

​@@Max-rn7stAyo- what year??

[@neeltjeschmidt]

@@Max-rn7stmy stepsister was born on 9/11, including the year. My stepdad tells me that after his ex wife gave birth to her and the mom was recovering, they turned on the TV to see the event all over the news

[@pentamerone]

"who is liam" got me howling

[@PoTato-ht7jl]

it's the fact that 'epically' is one of the few words they did spell correctly and he didn't understand at all 😆

[@7anton7]

war flashbacks as soon as I remembered the imaginary friend trope

[@BringMeTheChildren]

That was a trope??? 😭😭😭

[@roseslugi]

now this is revolutionary

[@shawnmccomb]

1776😤🏳️‍🌈

[@tomonewi]

​@@shawnmccombYorktown.

[@365_PARTYBOY]

wake up babe new shawn video just dropped

[@shawnmccomb]

it’s past 10AM… get up! 😑😡😂

[@365_PARTYBOY]

@@shawnmccomb mama i have RISEN

[@tr-st_me_bro]

@@365_PARTYBOY “MAMA” IM CACKLDIDNG

[@alyssah262]

one direction in the thumbnail was a jump scare

[@shawnmccomb]

im so sorry did they kidnap you too? :(

[@annonymously1778]

"in 2012 I was fuckinggg worried about the end of the world" is SOOO real for all the late 90's to early 2k's kids WORLDWIDE PTSD frrr!

[@etsukiikanaa]

U telling me ur sense of humour is original and not effected by the wattpad comment section ?... quite scary more than impressive.

[@fara2321]

I'm scared, Directioners are scarier than Shrek swampers

[@Z5Z5Z5]

wait until you see kpop wattpad from 2015

[@fara2321]

🫢I might have some PTSD

[@glacousxx]

No as a directioner we don't own these nasty mentally ill girls . And some fantasies should stay in their heads 😂. Omg imagine if you knew about kpop you would cry 😂. So many of my friends are obsessed with them but not me thankfully. Ships ruin fandoms honestly

[@MoonBuns__]

PLEASE make this a series. It’s epically

[@raxidaydreams]

I need a part two pleeeeeease. The story is giving me war flashbacks

[@Scott-md9nx]

When shawn got close to his window I realized how comically large his blinds are, like he lives in a little tikes house

[@cchelsea.y1]

the blinds are normal sized he is just really really small and petite

[@AmbassadorKat]

I wondered why the perspective seemed so off

[@lane.]

omg!!! you share a birthday with the day my grandma died from a stroke!! that so cute!! 🥰

[@shawnmccomb]

okay reincarnation u betta werk🤣💋👻

[@matilda56853]

please never die shawn, i really love you.

[@mckaevid]

Please do the rest of this story, this is the hardest I've laughed in so long

[@abiehafatima-do3wc]

"apply for the job you want, not the one that you're qualified for, we accept the love we think we deserve" -shawn mccomb 2024

[@nesussy1948]

mama kudos for reading these... for uploading

[@ismalise]

This will be talked about in history books I fear

[@emmak.7663]

sometimes i feel ashamed when i watch one of your videos in public, i love u keep it up ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@DanaToony]

The "VOTE! COMMENT! FAN!" in the descriptions of this video 💀💀💀

[@The-Busy-Beeeee]

Shawn is like everyone’s unhinged uncle who’s really close to our age

[@paulinedoan]

shawn being so genuinely perplexed about the word "epically" sent me

[@sourcher]

I remember my sister had a somewhat famous harry styles fanfiction on wattpad in the early 2010s. It had like 5M reads! I tried to read it a few years ago and it was unbearable 😭

[@kqties]

welcome to 13 year old me’s reading list

[@Z5Z5Z5]

me at 14 but BTS ff

[@xoxo.alexa529]

I SUBSCRIBED IMMEDIATELY IN THE FIRST MINUTE as a long-time directioner, the accents and impressions GOT ME WHEEZING

[@Abyssal_Red]

i feel like my country (brazil) equivalent of the kidnapped by one direction fanfictions would be the "i got hit by a bts member car" and "kidnapped by one of bts members...but they are a mafia boss for some reason"

[@mayamodelli]

you gotta read my immortal

[@catladyabby]

will VOTE! COMMENT! FAN! for a part 2

[@cindyo6298]

This is an inspiration. Write like nobody's reading.

[@mikatogo]

YES WE WANT THE REST IMMEDIATELYYYYY

[@purplepeach4539]

Wattpad and wattpad writers scare me 🫣

[@shawnmccomb]

I just wanna pick their brain

[@meri8555]

Please post a part two this was hilarious 🤣

[@AngelleAnnie-cs1te]

Shawn... Epically IS a word LMAOOOO

[@meeratali4195]

I loved being a little freak in my room reading one direction fan fiction when I was 12

[@petrichon]

Shawn you don't even have to ask. I need the rest of the chapters and your reenactment. Do it for Bob.

[@LaurenHart-sw7zr]

When Shawn makes a wattpad video you know that it’ll be crazy.😂

[@phoebee7007]

that intro was literally terrifying for somebody who just woke up. never stop king! 😊

[@user-ji6wm8bn2e]

will i get traumatized by this video? yes. will i watch it anyway? yes.

[@landryfrench3107]

The dry hand claps and aggressive smiling is such a crazy intro Shawn 😂

[@uneasyA]

Shawn not understanding that the word was "epically" as in epic, i'm gonna screaM lmao. also not you actually sounding like louis.

[@niikkum]

PLSSSS I NEED TO SEE THE RESTTTT

[@maileizumita-sousa3311]

it was only a matter of time

[@venere5886]

thank you shawn i honestly would love to experience the early to mid 2010s RPF lit through the eyes of a grown canadian man in 2024 like it's the first time

[@DebonedAbsol]

the utter confusion from Shawn trying to read this fanfiction is wonderful

[@dingle_danglee]

You make me giggle and wiggle my toes with joy. Thank you, Shawn for being so you

[@mishyy]

I have the attention span of a fish and I was HOOKED. pls as a one direction + Shawn fan I am on my knees BEGGING for a part 2. I will DIE PLS PART TWO

[@maiyajacqueline9972]

normalise screaming OH MY SPIDERMAN when in life threatening situations

[@zhangsoleilz]

Your accent indeed had me the blushing 😌 But please do make this a series!

[@catladyabby]

had to pause my reading once i read one direction in the title

[@catladyabby]

used to read 1D imagines on tumblr to go to sleep back in my day

[@toriabascal]

i need to see the rest pls like this is THEEEE asylum where they raised me

[@SilverhairedMuqing]

Shawn re-enacting the scenes😭😭

[@sop-he-uh]

I NEED A PART 2 BECAUSE I WOULD NEVER READ THID MYSELF BUT WATCHING SOMEONE READ THIS IS LIKE 10 TIMES MORE ENJORABLE.

[@Xenia_Anna]

finally, I've been waiting for this..

[@Alice.Wonderbooks]

Shawn acts like a Gremlin all the time and i love ihm for it! That's why i subscribed to him in the first place! ❤

[@aditimishra1035]

I need a part 2!!!

[@saabaa04]

Please I need the rest of the story, it's so random I can't stop laughing 😭 plus the voices are iconic

[@user-rl7wo9bb2k]

I wanted to show my friend a youtube channel that I like and you do this 30 seconds in… We ended up not even getting past the first minute… Never felt so betrayed

[@papayamh]

PLEASE release the rest i was giggling and kicking my tootsies this entire video 🙏

[@fifi-dr6tp]

it’s like you knew i was about to eat my dinner and needed something to watch

[@Larapavlovic13]

Patiently waiting for pt 2 bc this was honestly one of the funniest videos.

[@abiehafatima-do3wc]

SHAWN WE NEED A PART 2!!!

[@dainfied]

your humor is so weird and i absolutely love it you're hilarious to me

[@haxel222]

Your intros are so iconic

[@levis_duster]

Ok dude I tried to do the hand thing he did at the beginning, HOW ARE YOU MAKING THAT SOUNDS, ARE YOUR HANDS FREAKING WET

[@onkookietime]

need shawn to read the fics with the most kudos on ao3 from every big fandom

[@ecekacar2532]

YESS THIS WAS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THANK YOU!!!

[@mmneverold]

this is your funniest video so far i think thank u for this 🧘‍♀️

[@Ghostgirlfr]

Good day to be alive 🧛🧛

[@2moldy]

pleaaase post the rest this is so funny ur reactions r killing me

[@EvysBookshelf]

I’m crying no way she spelt San Diego wrong😭😭

[@KatianaCastaneda]

I will watch as much of this as you are willing to provide 😂

[@ninaninafishgirl]

its sensory overload every time i watch a shawn video

[@pp-jt7mb]

PLEASE WE NEED TO SEE THE REST

[@beesmusic]

Ashamed to say I NEED part two

[@h4shimio]

helpp this immediately became one of my fave videos from your channel 😭 i’m so seated for part two!!

[@aurorae7448]

this is my favourite kind of video you do 😭

[@Ava_Kirby]

We 100% need a series of this!

[@user-rv1hu5lt2e]

“Who is liam” lmao i love u 😂😂

[@messerislesser2636]

U should definitely do a series I love when u read goofy stories like these ❤

[@melisaozkan238]

you have the same level of madness of these stories 🥴

[@deargodwhyamihere]

Please do more of these oh my god seeing you navigate Wattpad made my week this is absolutely wild

[@Vampire679]

This NEEDS to be a series

[@christinalavengood2043]

shawn i need to see the rest im cackling

[@cjb4127]

"I have been sitting here for hours just sitting here" killed me lmaooo

[@aditimishra1035]

❤😢 I am just lucky I came across your channel pretty recently and all I have consumed for past two days are your videos. Sending loads of love and good wishes.

[@shawnmccomb]

🩵🩵🩵

[@mimicool406]

PLEASEE make this a series 😖😖