Funniest Delta Force Story: "He Had Me Rub Bengay on Raw Meat"

[@ShawnRyanClips]

Thanks for watching everyone. You can watch the full episode with John “Shrek” McPhee here kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmWUdZ6mjLmUmtEsi=tiGl2VnORL-37Ezp Additionally if you want to support the Shawn Ryan Show you can join the community. www.patreon.com/VigilanceElite

[@nunyabiz9288]

Omg love his personality!! Love his service!! Love to get in touch!! From Alabama 😊

[@njablakk]

This guy would fail every police department psych test. Love it.

[@TheBigHomie13]

comparing a police department to Delta is nuttier than a fuckin squirrel.

[@davidr1676]

Better than any cop ever

[@uwillnevahno6837]

Given the current crop of cops that probably means their psych evals are yet another flaw in the vetting process. This guy has been through the ringer and would easily be a good cop.

[@aaronszabo6905]

I dunno man this guy is str8 up the sh!t big time. I'd follow this guy str8 into hell. At least he'd probably be making us laugh the entire time.

[@Silencedogood1974]

He’d also fail a polygraph.

[@MongoMan693]

This guy. This guy is the shit. Been watching Shrek vids for 10+ years. Bought his stuff and he never disappoints, I always come off knowing something I didn't know before and I started shooting at age 5 and I'm f'ing over 60 now. A true Spartan. Thank you John...

[@leecook7904]

This man seems simultaneously super cool and quite scary at the same time.

[@michaelpeters6659]

The sheriff

[@gannethackett9323]

@@michaelpeters6659🤣🤣

[@michaelrenner3214]

I thought EXACTLY 💯 🤔 THAT

[@SamaelVR]

Just like Shrek. Go figure.

[@bensears7499]

If I was going to die by His hands, I would not be rude.

[@NDB469]

Chafing is the absolute worse! Although painful, if you’re in a hurry to fix it, Bengay does work! The stuff called Aquafore works really good to, but takes longer.

[@sirloin9348]

Roger that! Part of training for selection needs to be learning the hotspots on your body so you can regularly apply it before the rubbing causes too much damage. That and learning how to use moleskin

[@NDB469]

@@sirloin9348right on dude!

[@Starking_45]

Great advice! Aquaphor is the shiznit for chaffing

[@ArtOfRuin981]

The small travel tubes are in every pack i own. Shits legit. If youre near aloe, take a wedge and put it in a cup of ice or the fridge til it gets cold...split it, stick it, and thank me later

[@davidbgooch9587]

​@@sirloin9348I swear mole skin was one of the greatest things

[@B_Weezie]

Shawn Ryan, thanks for these videos and stories. These folk ain’t gonna last forever. So these stories are that much more precious. Don’t Stop!!

[@danielgawelczyk4695]

Seeing The Sheriff Of Baghdad looking so happy and healthy has made my day. This dude Is The REAL DEAL…

[@GardenGuy1942]

He was not a SEAL. He was in Delta, it’s in the title. Learn to read

[@BobFiltration]

​@GardenGuy1942, where does it say SEAL in the comment ?.....it's you who had to edit there comment!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mr-E.]

@@GardenGuy1942 Did you think he wrote "SEAL" instead of "REAL DEAL" ?

[@GardenGuy1942]

@@BobFiltration I didn’t edit ANYTHING.

[@BobFiltration]

@GardenGuy1942 It says " EDITED " next to 10 hours ago 😜

[@jocalafarms4051]

"Young men being men" great statement. Backed it up by saying he wanted Delta more. That's what separates the men from the boys.

[@ericearhart]

I taught 1911A1 for a while in VANG. The number of people who thought they could shoot a pistol until they picked one up was amazing! Super humble for Shrek to say I got there and didn't know how to shoot a pistol. Keepin' it real.

[@DirkDiggler-qp3vm]

I agree with you 💯 %. I teach CCP carry class and it’s scary asf to see how many people have no idea, how to 1 check to see if it’s a safe weapon. 2 how to load. 3 aim now my personal favorite is the sideways Chi Rak - Chicago aiming style 😂. I could go on and on

[@soonerfrac4611]

I was an MP and spent time on our SRT. Watching my fellow MP’s shoot was often difficult. We also ran training for several line units on post, usually the officers and SNCO’s who needed to a 9mm qual. Watching a bunch of artillery officers & SNOC’s, most of whom had tabs and a couple with scrolls, made me feel much better about the inadequacy of the MP’s in my unit.

[@paovang187]

Lol, that my cousin

[@shawntailor5485]

Thanks for serving!

[@jessejohnson391]

@@DirkDiggler-qp3vm

[@shawntailor5485]

Sure glad the medics and cooks were mostly my friends being in HHC Support , was fortunate to have bros up front and back ,we all depended on each other .

[@coacoa289]

Glad he was on our side..Thanks

[@tminusnyc2915]

He should've asked Diddy for some baby oil... 🤣

[@ShawnRyanClips]

😂

[@impactjim]

🤣🤣🤣

[@edwardrichard2561]

Haha

[@Fortjul]

I was waiting for this comment.

[@reinmutuc8999]

😂

[@cliffherring7006]

Had something similar happen in airborne school.... holy freaking hell. Bengay on the nads before a 3 mile run in the Georgia heat is no joke

[@Rodrickrodney]

Im proud to be ur first subscriber after 11 years of youtube

[@HeronMarkedBlade-ef7zz]

As a former medic this is just freaking awesome. 😂 I preferred triple antibiotic ointment with lidocaine. Way less burny..

[@R.LeeReese]

Key word here: LESS burny.

[@donmyers584]

91B then 91V

[@unclebuzz6913]

This is so like what happened to my father when he was stationed on the East West Germany border in 1950s 2nd Armor division, he and a few others got crabs from some unclean new recruits in their barracks .Went to the medic and he gave pops horse rub he put that on it burnt like he'll so he ran into the shower and he said it was like putting gasoline on a fire.. I sure miss dad.. That just reminds me of that story. Thanks you made me smile 😊

[@kylelaughinghouse1893]

Those weren't recruits 😅

[@EventHorizon13]

What did he fuk the recrutes or what , don't see how u get crabs unless ur rubbing ur bollox on there face ect

[@Angela-iv7qy]

You know damn well he didn’t get crabs from dirty recruits! How close was the Red Light District??? 😂

[@DaneOrschlovsky]

Yeah, just like how girls can get pregnant from a toilet seat 😂 He was sampling the local talent, hate to break it to ya.

[@scoopvfx]

Maybe a different type of recruit

[@billbbobby2889]

A total professional fearless beast and savage. They should make a movie about The Sheriff of Baghdad.

[@HappyG1lm0re]

This is the funniest, craziest guest so far. Love this guy already

[@oksanaglazkova1820]

We need more stories like this to watch on Mondays 😂

[@paulbarclay4114]

shawn knows how to interview "what do you want to know? - "everything"

[@jkim8551]

AA school in 2000. As a pure genius I decided to buy brand new Jungle Boots and wear them for the first 3 mile ruck - without having ever stepped a foot in them. Proceed my “Air Assault” slog at Mile 0, after 2 minutes in I realize the leather heels - not broken in - are as good as razor blades. Both of my heels are shaved down and pouring blood into my boots. On Day 2 of AA school. Needless to say, Moleskin was my best friend for the next couple weeks

[@grumpy5.3]

"Drop your drawers, show me. 😐" 😂😂

[@tyree9055]

"Pucker up, butter cup!" 🤣👍

[@davidinsvaz7883]

His shirt...."Touch the Muff"...we had a team member who had a set of 'business cards ' made up that said, "No Muff Too Tough"! True story...

[@Saltwater_kayak]

That’s a zNavy SEAL thing. It’s part of the speech they make the new guys learn.

[@KingdomOfNoise1]

I know the pain. I put my sleeping bag down on top of poison oak. I was the BN CO driver, and we got to base camp late, light discipline, etc. Laid out my bag behind the Hummer. Woke up covered in a rash, balls to butt...for 3 weeks. I had to walk around like I had something up my... but the best part, I had my GF pour rubbing alcohol on it. Very cool and pleasant one second to feeling like someone had a welding torch on it. Rinse and repeat, LOL.

[@donnellm5435]

This guys worst day wasn’t when he lost someone but when he was chaffed 😂😂 talk about built different 💪🏾

[@151ncoke]

My grandfather told me a similar story from Vietnam, but he used motor oil from a blown up jeep.

[@sheltdog8463]

He said his ass was feeling like a peppermint patty!!! 😂

[@enzothebaker22]

This is just so real world military life. We still swap the funniest, most absurd stories that somehow, in the moment...just seemed to fit. Even in the middle of the most absurd situations. Thanks for keeping it real Shawn, brings back a lot of memories, brother.

[@Teebagzzz]

Thank you for your service

[@tjroy]

SHREK looking really good. Good to see. Love his stories. GREAT story teller

[@SSgtBlueUSMC0369]

The more I hear these guys talk the more I realize what my instructions at SOTG hammered into us about the basic stuff. Shoot move & communications are the building blocks. I love how matter of fact Shrek is love it !

[@sirloin9348]

"Whatever the Army calls that shit". Roger that. I regularly confuse and forget names/acronyms/abbreviations for schools and courses we spent weeks/months doing. Keeping your binder turns out to be very helpful lol

[@islefty]

You might want to watch the full ep. Binders are the last thing on this guys mind. 😂

[@Steviekneecapz]

Delta force, not only do you have to be a complete badass but you have to have to have a high IQ. Listen to this guy, hes definitely not a meathead.

[@applejuice9468]

Obviously. It's kind of redundant saying that the highest level operators in the U.S. military need to be smart

[@Steviekneecapz]

@applejuice9468 Get loose applejuice and go feed your cats.

[@themackguyverchannel7713]

Shrek is a reincarnation George Carlin. His delivery and story telling are fuckin HIGHlarious.

[@applejuice9468]

It's not a reincarnation because they were alive at the same time

[@endlessmountainoutdoors]

One of our nuggets came in the room whining about his armpits being chaffed up. I told him to rub toothpaste on it and it will clear up. I could smell him walking down the hall and he walks in arms out like the little kid in A Christmas story. I was laughing so hard a started to feel guilty.

[@johnnyc0811]

Great leadership.

[@endlessmountainoutdoors]

@@johnnyc0811 🙄

[@GIGrandpa]

I remember going through Pre-Phase (before SFAS) like it was yesterday. I also remember wearing compression shorts years later, which eliminated chaffing and wishing I had those back in 1979 😅

[@tereseiervasi1006]

I can't stop laughing you lunatic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰😘 Love your videos....I love Shawn Ryan's Shows ❤

[@godiskungen27]

This was the BEST episode I ever seen on the SRS🤣🤣man this man is a legend ..you both are. Bless you both man just awesome❤❤😂😂

[@nereidatorres7613]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂OH MY LORD BENGAY FOR HIS BUTT!!!!! I CAN IMAGIN THE BURNING PAIN 😫😫😫😫🚽🧻 THIS GUY HAS SO MANY CRAZY STORIES IN HIS LIFE THAT IT WOULD BE A BEST SELLER IF HE WOULD WRITE A BOOK IT WOULD BE A BEST SELLER. I LOVE ALL HIS CRAZY STORIES. ❤❤

[@jonsmallwood1657]

😂 I’ve been there. I made the dumb teenage mistake of using icy hot for a private moment with myself, then showering to get it off made it worse.😂

[@DLo336]

Atleast you got to get off 3 more times trying to wash it off

[@burtbrooks7731]

😂 me and my wife were messing around back when we were younger, and i accidentally grabbed a bottle of this stuff called udder buttter I thought was lube😂 this shit set my junk a blaze🔥🔥and not to mention my poor wife😂 and the stuff was so thick it wouldn’t wash off with just water, so by the time we both got that stuff off of us we were both burnt up so bad it took us a week to get over it😂😂😂

[@factsnotfeelingssendit5961]

​@@burtbrooks7731Was making chili after cutting up jalapenos. She was trolling by ready. Well it was a fiery experience lol

[@RandomName-h1o]

haha. I once used body wash. Terrible mistake. It formed like a chemical peel / second skin. Definitely faked a note for gym class.

[@jessebons1]

When I was in basic training we had got ahold of some tiger balm which if you know you know. My flight brother gets the bright idea to put a handful on his nuts 😂 was not a good time for him but was hilarious for us to see him running around like a chicken with no head 😂😂 good times flight 539 one team one fight steady smoooooth hoooyah bulldogs hoo hoo

[@DJCsuccess101]

This guy is the real deal. Good to see real men

[@duanemcclurg7897]

Been waiting for this one for months!!!!!!!!

[@timothyjohnson4285]

Initially, I thought I'd bumped into a comedy podcast! 🤣 This was High-Larry-haus! Ben Gay, who wood-a thunk?

[@EODHammer]

Yeah, he's right. Discipline with the partying is a big one. Same with me when I was younger and training

[@Emmanueltusa]

Hearing them talk about marksmanship really puts together for me how much the standards are raised at Edson range !!!

[@TheAutoexecbat]

I worked with a guy who trained with the top tier guys. He was a communication specialist and has told me about having to drag absolute monsters out of the bushes in the morning to get them to their barracks. He reemphasized "monsters" when he told that story

[@RedLegs13b]

As someone who was just a regular soldier, nothing but respect to what these guys do.

[@timfreeman3826]

It's great to hear operators talking about failure. Talking about not being the super alpha invincible badass.

[@adiabeticjedi3278]

Not an advert but I use that handgun modification. It replaces my barrel with laser, and has fun eject able casings. It is such a fun fathers day gift.

[@reanukeevesau]

What's it called please?

[@milesdee1806]

"Got with the guys with Orangutan arms......." Gawd that had me spittin' diet coke everywhere....😆

[@scudrunneradv3269]

I almost just crashed my truck I laughed so damn hard.

[@gareths8633]

"It's not funny" But we are all in tears laughing our assess off!

[@jackross2332]

Analgesic balm, I’ll never forget that story. Great interview.

[@johngetz8585]

Got to have your "Man setting" set to 10 for this interview..!!😂😂 High test and highly entertaining...

[@chrisjohnson1967]

great shows...love these episodes

[@Jeff-z5h]

Funniest clip I’ve seen in a looong time 😂😂 dude had me laughing so hard I was crying 😭

[@jamessylvestri5392]

I used to be a commercial fisherman and sounds a little like bag balm is the absolute best.I still have a can from nearly 15years ago and burned my arm out the old stuff on and voila no more pain unbe

[@keithcoombs2185]

Quite possibly my favorite guest so far, if there is a cooler human than Shrek McPhee I’ve yet to come across him…

[@gengarpokemon7731]

Was great to finally see Shawn on Joe Rogan's podcast and now after watching John he must also go on Joe's podcast. John was a pleasure to hear and honestly this pod cast is up there with Joe's. The content, your style of interviewing especially just letting the guests go on which is rare these days and letting people know about things that happen in the real world and the reality of the life you are/were apart of.

[@jonmurphy4889]

I can't believe he didn't know what analgesic cream was... All he needed was a tube of A&D ointment😂

[@fernandocastillo1972]

I heard a similar story however it was in Vietnam, involved a soiled Vietnamese dove, VD, Ben gay and revenge.

[@neilmcleish9014]

Would love to buy this dude a few beers. Could listen to his yarns for hours.

[@001hamish]

Obviously the good Sheriff has never had a bad jalapeño pepper oil on the hands incident 😂😂. But seriously, hearing him say "these dudes with orangutan arms" and seeing his physical proportions 😅😅👍

[@aarondungate8318]

Best show hands down

[@sebastienleblanc2708]

Meh zinc cream... Or fluciden cream.. in jungle training i always carry dehydral cream for the feets foot 🦶👣 fugy is the main reason SFO quits the course... French Guiana.... The jungle commando course is the hardest in the FFL ( Legion etrangere)

[@jamessylvestri5392]

I love this stuff.Definetly know a war is right around the corner as I've never seen all the elite branches together (sort of ) learning a lot though I am pushing 70 but still have my military weight.❤❤❤

[@BrandonKemp-wb5wj]

Brilliant love this this guy. Absolutely Awesome interview.

[@applejacks8160]

“It seems like this feels right.” 😂😂😂😂

[@elnach3240]

This is one of the greatest stories to ever touch the ear of civilized man.

[@terrymorris1687]

I appreciate the truth from real combat veterans. You can always tell who the real MF’s are. They tell you how bad they sucked, how much they didn’t know, and then they tell you how they overcome the obstacles of training and learned how to crawl, walk, run.

[@michaelsweeney6836]

What a great interview. Very entertaining

[@619roca]

I used to Chaf at Ft Benning. The foot powder I'd put on my feet and balls, actual degree deodorant is great for ass chafing. Did wonders during my ruck marches in that GA heat.

[@haikeaintiaani9183]

he is one of a kind

[@KizzMyAbs]

Had the same problem at work in 35°c summer heat used polysporin shit burns but cured it in hours.

[@douglaschandler199]

I love this guy he is so real. No pride just facts.

[@pilhoney10]

I found it interesting he said on the range they would shoot 100, 200 and 300 yards. I was a Marine we would shoot 100, 300 and 500 yards with iron sights.

[@dj007twk]

he wasn't wrong because it increased the circulation to heal. we are hydraulic you got to have the circulation.

[@jamessylvestri5392]

You have such a great attitude amazing.❤❤

[@johntaylor-lo8qx]

Always gr8. Thank you for the gr8 work ✌️.

[@outdooraf]

This guy is so real and genuine. He doesn't scream Delta to me

[@sirloin9348]

You'd be surprised how many of them are like that

[@outdooraf]

@@sirloin9348 From what I can tell, true special operators prefer to stay under the radar. It's the wannabes and fakes that get the over-sized tattoos and wear all the gaudy pins and such

[@sirloin9348]

@@outdooraf the guys who wind up at delta are generally less flashy and have a good degree of humility. A good many of them have tattoos and such, but they don't often seem like what you'd think. Reserved, polite, curious, etc. They typically seem like regular dudes. Not trying to put on a show and prove anything

[@Johngottisentme]

Bruh as a 68W I would’ve never said let me see. I would’ve gave you tub and goodbye 😂

[@genegalpin556]

Great podcast. Thanks Ryan!

[@jaycee6777]

Got him with the Ben gay ,,, damn 😵‍💫 .. Remember getting drenched in fuel helping some fuelers and driving a couple hours from Fallujah to Al Rutbah near Syria heat blasting on me and my skin peeling off ,, that sucked lol

[@justindownes6696]

If this guy is ever near Connecticut I would like bring this guy out for a dinner of his choice and let him story tell if he choose to.

[@AnthonyDibiaseIdeas]

Thank you. Great content.

[@jesiblag21]

John Malkovich In RED vibe

[@Fishi_nn]

One of my favorite interviews

[@jellohello9859]

John's a good guy. Much more to him beneath the surface.

[@BsBasicBites]

Cornstarch works best, cup your stuff daily with powder. It's safer than talcum powder and won't cause a yeast infection like flour.

[@MrOtisWilliams]

😅😂I just almost sh!t myself from this story

[@tstevens6554]

Great show guys! Keep up the great work.

[@coolruler8856]

Man this dude reminds me of a friend of mind that went in an apartment complex by himself & laid out some thugs that was trying to check him . 😅

[@NeverrNirvana]

Bro doesn’t have PTSD he has nostalgia

[@Patriot218S]

Listening to John “Shrek” McPhee is always a fun and informative time. You know what I mean?

[@michaelgiangiulio7090]

Natural coconut oil works well has antibiotic properties and it also tastes good !

[@michaelbarnes2142]

Great interview!

[@scalawag6878]

I love this Mike foxtrot so damn much

[@Kenniscent]

I thinking it wouldn’t go well , but this man is maybe the president this country needs at this exact moment .. I’m not sure if America is considered the super power of the world these days , but if the guy is in charge over night we would be again .. we should all sleep better at night knowing this man is out there

[@rope8874]

I like the stories from Mcphee, he's been there and very entertaining.

[@jasonwhite5125]

This dude, and Cody Alford are my 2 favs so far lol! I bet “shrek” was a hoot to serve and fight with 😆🤦🏼‍♂️. I picture him as the guy laughing and cuttin up during firefights, but he could clear a fallujah street in 03 by himself if he was in a pinch😆😆😆

[@greatzoglo]

Analgesic means something that relieves pain. An/ algitikon literally is anti pain. Algos is the greek word for pain.

[@WilsonEywlkyutbe-s3b]

Dateline: Tonopah, Nevada 1976 Our physical education teacher in high school had us doing exercises outlawed but U.S. Army. Coach Braden. One time I took a pivot in bare feet on the basketball court, on my way to the lockers I took my shoes and socks off before leaving the court, grabbing a stray ball, turned for the shot, ripping all the skin off the ball of my right foot. (In case you’re wondering no I didn’t make the shot) For first aid , coach put Cramer red hot on it, and put the flap back over it. Well, he realized his mistake when I started complaining about how hot it was. He says “oh that’s Cramer red hot”

[@peterpiper5668]

Any selection guys from the early 90's at Camp Mccall remember the 18D cadre they nick named Dr. Death? Tall dude with dark hair. He rode around in the old red suburban. That's who I think of when he tells this story about the chaffing.. lol