"She Fair Dinkum Just Vanishes!" Destination F'd (Vol. 34) Extended Episode

[@ozzymanreviews]

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[@austenpowers]

Awesome as always mate 😂❤

[@infamouswickedjokestar]

Cheers mate! 😎🍻

[@trumanhw]

that was great bro. more of those please

[@ParanoidGoblinoid]

That dodgeball take was bang on.

[@Wooargh]

I have been using NordVPN for years and I can 100% guarantee they are completely trustworthy.

[@judyb4155]

“And she used the strongest part of her body to stop it” Most underrated quote of the video. 🤣

[@ExpensivePizza]

Legend has it she's still stuck there.

[@mariorodriguezperez9580]

😂

[@ACDZ123]

Yes that smell will repel and gate

[@MetisMan88]

I LOL,d when he said that hahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@AlanLonghurst]

Took me a second

[@ray.shoesmith]

$100 says the drunk guy ate the floor pizza

[@LindaC616]

I thought the same thing!😅

[@taylor....]

Yeah not a bet I'd go against

[@LazoGT]

sober me would eat that too

[@Adam1nToronto]

He certainly was considering it for far too long

[@rototiller345]

who wouldn't

[@thomasyates3078]

"That was dodgy and ageist, apologies. FUCKING GRANDMAS!" nearly ended me.

[@cvn6555]

JFC how clueless can one person be? There is clearly a gap there but she was too busy blabbing. The same people that decide they have to be on the roads at 8 am, driving 15 miles below the posted speed and making everyone late for work.

[@shawn21127]

I actually did die and reincarnated just to watch this video again. Story of my life. Might do things a tad diff now.

[@gmfreeman4211]

@@cvn6555 Know what's even worse? Those are the same people running our government.

[@grahamparsons1070]

He never fails. Ever! Fuckn comedy gold

[@jeffjones7108]

Just assumed her progeneration.

[@jakerio8]

bottom heavy surfing sheila's low center of gravity was built for balance

[@davec.3198]

Look like they haven't moved in 25 years.

[@seamripper0000]

I don't think that was built, I think it was bought.

[@nicholasselvaggi54]

2000 days sober today. Thank you for bringing some smiles, Ozzy. 😁

[@nickgissing5741]

Safe to say you don’t have a drinking problem then so treat yourself

[@jcIIXVIIIVII]

2,008 days now. Congrats! 🎉🎉

[@xxkissmeketutxx]

I quit smoking 2 years ago. Addiction of any sort sucks. Congratulations on beating it 😍👌

[@nicholasselvaggi54]

Thank you and hope you all are well. 🇺🇸

[@ficklefingeroffate]

I'm pushing 2000 days of bourbon, but that's just me.

[@PsychoThirteen]

7:05 "It's impossible to turn off my verbal diarrhea." killed me!

[@NotSoFast71]

Somebody tell the pizza guy that the racks in the oven slide right out.

[@JustLikeHeaven77]

I was about to say that. You can take the entire rack out and set it on the stove top.

[@trueaussie9230]

​​The rack's in back-to-front. The 'turn-up' goes at the back. But taking it out would have solved the immediate problem. If only his 2 brain cells were communicating with each other.

[@SKY031]

removing racks is some advanced level stuff. He should probably start at the beginning, and learn about oven trays.

[@lewisbolman7862]

If stoned use the pizza stone

[@yidy1]

Oh No, please don't tell him, or we'd never get more inspiring videos like these!

[@thomasyates3078]

Inspirational Champagne Man is one of the few times a slomo replay would have been warranted.

[@beastinshow2362]

For sure! Pure inspirational excellence, distilled into a few seconds. I love how the dude instantly owns it fully enough to just burst out laughing his ass off. Hell yeah man, way to tackle an obstacle gracefully.

[@kathleenr4047]

​@@beastinshow2362 Inside he's pissed off, but he's laughing cuz he knows he's on camera, It's embarrassing, and very public, so it's best to laugh at yourself.

[@mediterraneandiet2483]

The guy in blue knocks the bottle with his arm that caused the accident.

[@mattfatt67]

Haha true! Watch it in .25 speed and enjoy the super-slow commentary! Ozzyman slowed down is a whole new dimension of funny!!

[@Matt10124]

Laughing after something goes wrong is a healthy and underrated quality to have.

[@giantWario]

I really don't think being younger would have really helped in that biking situation Ozzy. His front tire just straight-up exploded!

[@margaretthatcher6828]

NO...that was Biden.😁

[@shortfattoad7317]

@@darkmatter5262 He married one....🤣

[@tedunguent156]

I have NEVER seen a tire just peel off the rim like that. The bead must not have been seated in the rim at all. Dangerous.

[@grahamwishart4832]

Halfords bike!!

[@themok3rify]

A younger person most likely wouldn’t break their hip in that situation 😅

[@johns3106]

2:25. “Fockin’ Grandmas!” was on of the funniest Ozzie-man exclamations ever!

[@Biffo1262]

Oi! I'm an aging cyclist at 76 years old doing 250 miles a week. Despite spinal disabilities and heart failure I ain't giving up. BTW I do not wear lycra nor do I ride in the middle of the road. PS I stop at red traffic lights too. I know.....boring.

[@nellz72]

Good for you!! Keep on keepin' on!! 👍 Sorry to hear that you have the health challenges that you do. You have an awesome positive attitude, and I honestly wish you all the best. P.S. Also, nice to hear from a cyclist that actually cares about rules of the road and all that stuff. Sometimes boring can be a good thing!

[@kristintrossbach6320]

​@@nellz72absolutely! My old neighborhood had cyclists riding up and down a very tight 2 lane, winding road (one lane on each side) It was called 'the back roads.' They would be riding in the road, and you would have to risk your life, and others by going into the other lane to go around them, and most of the time it was on a bad corner that you couldn't see what was coming! It only got worse when they actually put a sign up to 'share the road with bicycles!!' There was barely any road to drive 2 cars going opposite ways, let alone, with a bicycle that can't get out of your way because there wasn't even any room between the yellow line and the edge of the road!!

[@MrNicoJac]

With behavior like that, it's no wonder you're still alive at that age. Very different than most cyclists 😜 (cheers from the Netherlands, where we laugh at anyone wearing a helmet, and cycle to school at age 4, hahaha)

[@billmadison2032]

You know the dude's going to have the imprint of that ball on his face for the next half hour

[@debjoy12]

I had the imprint of a soccer ball on my lower thigh/top of knee for a full 6 days after blocking a shot from about 10 ft away. he's gonna be "marked" longer than a half hour lol 🤣🤣

[@twitchster77]

what happened? I'm sorry I was a bit ass...disass, distracted. i'm sorry.

[@darrenmason7927]

Lol, no your not 😆.

[@joeburrows6]

How childish you can think that way. Nothing nice about her. Maybe her feet but that’s it.

[@Theon435]

@@joeburrows6 extremist

[@furusato4319]

Chill out, that's just your assumption

[@sevenevils8282]

Datasstracted

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

Man, I’ve been riding bikes for 40+years. I’ve also watched plenty of bike races & I have never seen a tire just ‘go’ like that!

[@MrGarycharters]

Over inflation I reckon.

[@esburn7895]

bike cops musta thrown down a bike spike strip! XD

[@ih8temoney]

Looks like it's Tubeless, over or under inflated, when he puts weight on the edge/sidewall it gives way.

[@christinearmington]

Bike had been sitting in the garage for ten years. Let’s just pump it up. Way up. 🤦‍♀️

[@vinsgraphics]

I had a wheel completely collapse out of the blue … sent me into a fence. Twenty stitches and a skin graft to the face. At least you can’t tell without staring real hard (awkward).

[@michaelbaysorensen]

"That's not a fun day of recreational boating" hahaha can't stop laugh

[@stevenhamerlinck6832]

"She needs to spread it, the hammock that is"

[@fuski23]

5:16 Those guys have been training on dumping out the boat when trouble comes. 👍

[@clobberelladoesntreadcomme9920]

ikr? it was actually impressive.

[@r.awilliams9815]

Yeah, that whole swinging on vines thing is a good way to bust your butt. Tarzan was SUCH a liar.

[@steamedwatermelon2165]

Granny got snapped out of existence

[@suchnothing]

She failed to mind the gap

[@TheTrueBuster]

“She uses the strongest part of her body to stop it” Damn Ozzy man that one got me. One of your best lines yet I reckon! 👏👏

[@claudethibaudeau2714]

I've never seen a hammock turn into a g-string lol😂😂

[@Z7Sakari]

“…and she uses the strongest part of her body to stop it!” Yes, I definitely caught that, and greatly appreciated all of its varied and satirical implications 😉

[@enderethan144]

5:39 Kinda looks like the start of a death scene you’d see in the Final Destination series.

[@etatauri]

lol, car is nice, but it ain't worth getting bisected vertically.

[@Jabarri74]

That one kinda scared me, not gonna lie. She almost got squished trying to save her car

[@The1stDukeDroklar]

Looked like her neck might get caught there for a sec.

[@james64ibm]

I was thinking to myself "If that gate has no optical detector to stop itself I really wouldn't gamble on it having a force cutoff." She probably just got lucky that the motor wasn't that strong.

[@Baba_Yaga_123]

Or the beginning of a corn scene 😂

[@jpeterson9087]

The intro does not disappoint. No hiding those thumbnails deep in the vid. No, Ozzy Man puts that gold front and center.

[@thunderchubbs7640]

Most of the frozen pizzas say For best results cook directly on oven rack. I’ve always been good (especially when shit-faced) with perfectly fine results and bake them on a pan.

[@LindaC616]

Same!

[@mat-tilde]

My guess is it started out defrosted

[@cruisinguy6024]

Directly on the rack is the way unless you’re making a homemade pizza with raw dough, in which case using a preheated pizza stone is nice

[@SirCanuckelhead]

I do my frozen on the rack and never had an issue, that is the key, cold pizza onto a hot oven rack.

[@peteh7966]

Ozzy Man goes full Blade Runner - "zoom in, enhance" - nice one!

[@kevinfoster1138]

I really appreciate you putting in the video at the end of the two ladies stuck in the oversized chair. That was wholesome thank you.

[@jnf1283]

No click bait in this video! Even put the thumb nail that drew my attention at the start...what a legend.

[@tomatoeskin3781]

That lady decided to risk getting crushed so she wouldn't dent the car. I don't know whether to be impressed by her resolve or saddened by her lack of self worth.

[@user-gk9lg5sp4y]

Ozzyman, we NEED another collabo with the incomparable Mozza❣️

[@ericdunthorne1981]

Nah, that guy is annoying.

[@unicroninc09]

Yes! What Mozza been up to?

[@Moonbatcrazy]

Pizza on the floor… it’s a great thing to wake up to in the morning after long night, sleeping on the floor drunk !! “ roll over and just start eating ! NO hands needed !

[@jimjones994]

I would have ate that pizza off the floor, a little dirt is not gonna stop me.

[@LindaC616]

His floor did look pretty clean....

[@kindabluejazz]

Depends on the floor. Melted cheese side down is bound to pick up everything like glue and can't be blown off.

[@royltbescheidenblake6187]

Ozzy man is the only person who never stops talking, that you never want to stop talking. Another hilarious video awesome thanks

[@evingmadeez5008]

RIP grandma 😂😂😂

[@Black_Blow_Fly]

Nord is sooooo awesome.

[@royltbescheidenblake6187]

That first woman the way she jumped like "mission accomplished"😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅 wtf im dying

[@t1aoshibby]

Pizza guy was totally not drunk enough, any sane aussie would of scooped that up grabbed another beverage and gone at it.

[@BeaHindebars]

I'd eat that pizza, the floor looked clean enough 😁

[@LindaC616]

More than one person has said this😅

[@AvB.83]

Sober... probably. Drunk af at 4 in the morning? I'd eat the pizza straight from the floor, fuck going hungry 😅

[@Sockieknowshockey]

A true liquored up person would say no problem and eat that pizza right up.

[@billthebutcher6873]

Destination F'D are ozzys best vids by far

[@Tea-nOpals]

BEST NORD VPN COMMERCIAL, EVER!

[@xombie0078]

Love how the old woman just falls and vanishes! lol 😮😮😆😆

[@EscapeePrisoner]

That slippin' down between the boat and the pier thing scares the b'jesus out of me.

[@AlldatJazz-rw9wy]

When hit that water going down, in the immortal words of Tony Baker, "ahhh Kirkpatrick"!!!🤣

[@ADgamingHD]

Ozzy man learned some french. Destination le fucked. 🤣🤣🤣

[@user-gk9lg5sp4y]

I think it's Fuqued 😁

[@jerry-xx8mu]

😂

[@ADgamingHD]

@@user-gk9lg5sp4y he's trying, so let's just be supportive. Besides at least "le" is french so that's a start. 🤣🤣

[@user-gk9lg5sp4y]

@@ADgamingHD 😁

[@benoithudson7235]

“Phoque” means seal, and we use that homonym with wild abandon.

[@MrJayrock620]

7:59 It’s worse when comfort devices get stuck in you…. Any ER doctor can vouch to that 😂

[@stashoneill]

The dad is epic!

[@kashmm]

The ending was a real tear jerker. 10/10 would watch the sequel.

[@janeC00]

that Willy Wonka Experience really is a destination... but fucked💀

[@Milestonemonger]

Grandma didn't even try to avoid the gap 😂

[@dannyarcher6370]

Air bag dad is a lad!

[@themurrrr]

“I was loose with me privacy” sounds dodgy af,… and I WILL be incorporating it in my daily conversations

[@hushpapi]

Destination F'd is the best!! made my day :)

[@MrGUnit27]

"Nah, apologies, that was dodgy and ageist. FARKIN' GRANDMAS!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@2BRO2B_jc]

How many different sports are they playing in that one gymnasium?! Floor lookin like an electrical schematic

[@jazbah2194]

"Invention Lifejacket" - you legend!

[@TheHolonConcept]

Sploosh Spelunk Hadouken

[@deandesrosiers6857]

I spit my coffee out when grandma when missing. Pure gold, mate!

[@Olinser]

That first clip was definitely celebrating too early material.

[@immimfromnailsworth2753]

I'm flying tomorrow to move yet again, the metal crown of my molar fell off, and my daughter failed to return her student ID card to the school, but you made my day. I love you Ozzy man!

[@3DEditor]

The last few were Destination Stuck

[@HubertofLiege]

Destination diabetes

[@JoãoEduardoReis-h3l]

07:11 "It's impossible to turn off my verbal diarrhea" 🤣🤣

[@anshuldhanker5383]

5:40 is she alright? i think she may have crushed herself

[@BogusJNutherwebb-me6pn]

Vegi-mite to the rescue

[@EmmanuelMuthomi]

The car is alright, yes. Not a scratch.

[@Kenzalina_]

That is how Anton Yelchin died. He got caught between his car and his gate. Only it was the cars fault.

[@joeg5414]

@@Kenzalina_ yeah it was Jeeps bad shifter design. I had the same Jeep. It was really hard to tell what gear you were in. They did away with it after that

[@Kenzalina_]

@@joeg5414 Thank you! I couldn’t remember what kind of car it was. So scary. I am glad you didn’t have the same issues as Anton. Such a horrible tragic way to die.

[@susanmartin3762]

"COME ON MAN! Show your pizza whose boss!"🤣🤣😅😂🤣🤣 DEPLOY!! DEPLOY!!😅😅😅 GOD I LOVE YOU OZZY LOVER MAN!

[@ChannelDunco]

Classic... Love your work mate. But Wow!...Took em ages to get her out! 2:27 - 6:42 🤣

[@sbgbreakfastclub]

😂

[@BlackKarnage]

You know, if you don't wear outside shoes in the house, you could still salvage whatever pizza on the floor

[@lowellarnett3172]

He is laughing because he knows the camera person does not know he is going to eat it anyway!

[@kristintrossbach6320]

"She's good, she's safe....and she waddles off!" LMFAO 😂😂😂

[@novaglow1466]

another awesome vid OzzyMan

[@willlinke2849]

“Destination drunk n hungry” rofl you own the interwebs

[@CaptToilet]

Saw the thumbnail and thought Destination Perfect. Ended up getting a Destination Fucked. 2 for 1 package deal.

[@ByHerHand]

Girly trying to stop the gate closing on her car was hilarious!

[@captain-poppleton]

"I might get crushed to death but my car will not be scratched."

[@NuckinFuts_13]

I'm almost 60 yrs old and will NEVER understand why people think they should put a pizza directly on the oven rack - just because the box it came in says so?? Smh

[@ReeN1995]

I'm wondering too, at least use some baking paper or something. They could have also taken out the entire tray to make it easier. They must have been really wasted

[@x808drifter]

Having never had a problem I don't see why you wouldn't. The only time I have ever seen problems was it was a home made pizza that should be on a cookie sheet or something (you specified cardboard under the pizza that it comes with so it's 110% a frozen pizza), the person doesn't know how to take things out of the oven, or the pie was super undercooked.

[@ljgottaget]

Just made one like that with nothing underneath it was fine but they had to reassure me cuz I was thinking wtf is wrong with y'all 😂

[@ElPolloDiabloCH]

I'm so confused right now. Who does pizzas like that? Do people not have pizza stones? Or at the very least a backing tray. That's madness!

[@KajunNightmare]

Boomer says what

[@jethroPDiddy]

Destination drunk and hungry.

[@jonathangarlinghouse]

I just had the same pizza scenario play out where the package says bake directly on the rack but then melts through the rack anyways. I had the quick thought to just grab the whole damn rack out and plop it on the stovetop, pizza puddle and all. I could then work standing up and without injury. He almost had it but the pizza peal being metal was the downfall. A wooden one would hold onto a pizza better.

[@ReeN1995]

What pizza makes you do it on a rack? That seems kinda dumb

[@jonathangarlinghouse]

@@ReeN1995 most of the frozen thin crust pizzas instruct to bake on the rack directly. If you baked on a preheated pan or stone in the oven it's better, and I knew that but I still threw it in sans pan. You know how it is

[@ReeN1995]

@@jonathangarlinghouse Maybe I've never seen it because I'm from Germany. Making frozen pizza is an artform in itself hehe

[@jonathangarlinghouse]

@@ReeN1995 My apologies, I'm from North Carolina, and the USA has a lot of national brands as well as major regional brands throughout the country. I usually go for a thin-crust pizza as a "blank canvas" to add more fresh and preferred toppings. Is that how the Germans craft their frozen pizzas? I'm genetically ~40% German and ~40% Norwegian, so maybe my ancestral instincts kick in while making frozen pizzas. Otherwise, I have no idea what you meant by that, lol.

[@ReeN1995]

@@jonathangarlinghouse No need to apologize. My point was that the frozen pizzas I eat will probably be not the same as yours. I've dated a woman from Ohio for 2 years and am quite familiar with American food. Maybe this all is a weird cultural difference or lost in translation. Oh and I'm also making one on "blank canvas" today too.

[@DeanVarney]

I love how these Destination.F'd videos these days are a healthy mix of people being dumb, nature saying "F you!" And some wholesome. Much appreciated!

[@chrisprobert6]

2:16 tyre left chat

[@stevengibson3788]

WHERE YOU BEEN!?… I’m SURE! All Of Us Missed You! I don’t see your content anymore! Except for today!… Love Your Channel Bubba! God Bless!

[@benl7925]

2:53 Scott Sterling has entered the chat

[@CoffeeCupVT]

Funniest sport-related vids ever! (Except for OzzyMan's, of course!)

[@pjotrtje0NL]

The man! The legend!

[@LupoGalante]

the 'uses the strongest part of her body' ended me, full on wheeze laugh.

[@deborahcornell171]

At 05:46 I'm wondering if that clip is from our famous annual horse race, the Kentucky Derby. All the hallmarks are there...big hat, drink in hand (surely a Mint Julep), drunken falling around. That day each May people from everywhere descend on Churchill Downs in Louisville & all the ladies don hats (the more outlandish the better), everyone's drinking the aforementioned Mint Juleps & you're sure to see someone doing what that lady did at least 2 or 3 times before the race even starts. It's a hoot. As always, much love from Kentucky U.S...land of Bourbon, Horses, Burgoo, Barbecue & Bluegrass. 🐎🍸🐎🥃🐎🎶🐎☘️🩵💙✨️

[@LindaC616]

I would bet 100 dollars, it's the Derby

[@igrim4777]

It must be. The Kentucky Derby is surely the only horserace, nay, the only event in the world where women dress up in stupid hats and get drunk.

[@kevinrhodes79]

Kid flying off trampoline,perfect spot for a patented "whilllhelm scream ? Sp.." the classic movie scream? Love it ,,thanks ozzyman ,makes me laugh and feel happy all day.

[@tsal4379]

"3 to 4 drinks and a pizza before bed" should be my theme song.

[@99bx99]

Does everyone fast forward through Ozzys commercials like me? I've been watching TV since the 50's and can honestly say that I've never, ever, even once bought a product I've seen in a commercial.

[@AtheistOrphan]

Same here!

[@beevie4081]

Wow, before watching this video I did not realize my ability to lay down in a hammock was an advanced skill. Kind of took the ability for granted.

[@BobTheBlue]

Can we please have a video dedicated to women learning to surf? 😜

[@revwillyg6450]

Yanet Garcia!

[@randotuber]

I presume your request is all but for academic purposes, correct? 🧐

[@BobTheBlue]

@@randotuber of course… pure scientific research

[@rayangelomakasiar1872]

Granda: Nevermind the boat. Destination Atlantis.

[@hannahxx17]

Even after he dumped that booze in her face and shes stumbling away in pain, he follows her and gives her one last pour. Im convinced he planned on it.

[@devrajsinghbalyasra1407]

After many months I was able to watch Ozzy man.

[@ghazman6141]

The collective sigh that men from all over the world uttered when it it turned out that Christina only mounted the hammock.

[@Sarara14]

Damn, that dude got hit with the dodgeball so hard he went from kneeling to on his ass!

[@NothingIsKnown00]

Why does Ozzy man's overbearing voice never actually get overbearing?

[@kittytheflcatmom9566]

OMG! You got me with gate-skiing!! 😂😂😂

[@ultrasupernectar]

I was eating a slice when I was in line for the forced COVID vaccinations in the USA, it fell face down straight on the ground, but I believe in the 5 second rule so I swoooped it up and continued eating to the abject horror of everyone in the room, while having my mask down, at a time when that was a pitchfork moment lol it was legend, no fuks given mate

[@vipe650r]

And yet you magically survived and were neither instantly killed, nor the harbinger of death to all around you. Funny, that.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

And everyone clapped

[@vipe650r]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Aww, the low-hanging fruit of those with nothing to say. Seriously, this seems hard to believe to you?

[@ultrasupernectar]

no one clapped mate, the real contagion had set in, manufactured fear.@@skeetsmcgrew3282

[@Thane36425]

Back in the day we built ramps for bicycle jumping. Basically the same results, keep building it up until someone got hurt.

[@TP-pq9xx]

Gyatt

[@marklangley7758]

Ozzy Man! Keep these coming, please. We need these, everyday. Thank you 🤣🤣😂

[@minnesotatomcat]

Leave the hammock alone big girl, it’s not butt floss 🤣

[@unvergebeneid]

That pizza scene is my absolute nightmare scenario each time I take something out of the oven when I'm really hungry.