She Had a Secret Relationship With Her Teacher - UNFILTERED

[@danszabo94]

Hearing Jordan burst out laughing at random times brings me so much joy 😂

[@summerhyden1879]

Mariah is so funny 😭 “Harry styles, a brick in one hand…” 🤣

[@valeriev.1253]

I LOOKED FOR THIS IN THE COMMENTS

[@Kspellx]

shes too good💀💀

[@sophiabarahona5431]

SHES QUICK WITH IT

[@VeronicaMarce]

Matt and Mariah need to be next to each other at least until the intro is over. The synchronized dancing is so much better when they're next to each other!

[@mh23hm]

The whole podcast is better when we get to see matt/mariah and zane/heath next to each other... sometimes reactions from those not speaking is just as interesting as what's being said. Plus cutting back and forth between four people is too much... it's a podcast, not an action movie.

[@mxxxn]

I think they just need to get two more of the seats Zane & Heath have so they'll be separated but still next to each other

[@LifefulLife]

wait omg the synchronized juice and the funny was everything they need to find a way to bring it back

[@CindyLouWhooters]

I disagree. I love how much room Mariah has to bounce around 😂they’re having so much fun it makes it a better show

[@ayyyyme]

I like Matt and Mariah next to each other way better. I love watching the podcast in video form and it was hard to watch with all the cutting.

[@RayRay.01]

Mariah is so innocent not knowing what a centerfold is. Bless her heart. Keep her safe!

[@MyPetGargoyle_]

"I want you to grade me good" 😏😌😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 That is one of the funniest things I've ever seen Matt say 😂😂

[@tashakeit]

Please the “you might be getting a d another way” got me

[@HeyitsmeGahbriehla]

I like Matt and Mariah sitting together 😭😂😂

[@LifefulLife]

ugh I know it felt so personal

[@soukybird9274]

Me too I miss it 😅

[@lexil8212]

Jordan laughing in the back is always my favorite part 😂

[@Peacenluv.c]

1:04 Zane just repeats exactly what heath just said. Lol

[@noe5004]

the exact thing👌🏼

[@haleywallace5395]

He does it at least once per episode hahaha

[@ricanqueen3417]

Literally lol!!!!

[@jazmyne4340]

My boyfriend does too they just got the tism it ain’t personal 😂

[@brookeflynn8613]

Please please please keep the statin island mom reading the tea. This was my favorite part of this whole podcast. Love you all

[@haleyblackwell9063]

I love Mariah sitting there !!!! Her and matt actually compliment each other feeding off their jokes 😂😂

[@abbyyy571]

Thank god for Unfiltered, making my Valentine's Day 10x better ❤️

[@mailejoy96]

Mariah is shining sitting in her own space! Such great energy

[@mattiatamburini5164]

Mariah in the guest couch>> we love to see her main character moment

[@kensieg9110]

The way I immediately went to the thumbnails to make sure Heath hasn't worn headphones 🤣 Happy Valentine's Day yall!

[@MsToccora]

Same lol

[@mxxxn]

Same, I was looking to see how long it's been 😂

[@homegrazing3002]

My fav thing is when heath says something and Zane says the same sentence again just with less words

[@Madirosemuah]

He dumbs it down for us 🥰😂

[@baileystevenson8913]

Zane repeating exactly what they just said a centerfold was…same. **Since this blew up….. I’m adhd. what he’s doing is taking the initial confusing thought/new idea, processing it from diff contexts/memories, into a language his brain understands (not listening to the convo around him), then spitting it back out for confirmation, not realizing everyone had just vocally expressed his inner thoughts while he was tuned out (hard at work mentally). Your brain is a spectrum, adhd is a spectrum,I am not saying he’s adhd. Gn.

[@fabianmartinez1767]

He pisses me off sometimes

[@YouNeedIdont]

he tries his best 🤣

[@keepmeinurorbit]

@@fabianmartinez1767 he’s trying his best man 😭

[@MsToccora]

@@fabianmartinez1767 same

[@gazershaun]

@@fabianmartinez1767not too much now

[@bickyyboo]

i would date zane immediately. but i would never give david or ilya a chance

[@Steezey7]

Queen

[@joheansen9754]

Same!!

[@marieg10]

Same

[@karinaperilli]

sameeeeeeeeeeeee

[@celinesantoyo4594]

id date zane and ilya not David tho😂

[@ayjahjust6102]

Mariah said “everyday feels like Valentine’s Day” 🥺 Love that for them

[@SuperMinnie222]

I'm sorry but I need Matt and Mariah to go back to being next to each other

[@LifefulLife]

same, like maybe they can be on a bigger couch or something but the vibes were so cozy and personal Also, we need the juice and the funny

[@karench8876]

Yup

[@kate-ec4pj]

no

[@canyounot123]

Heath: *explains centerfold* Zane: *asks what a centerfold is immediately after*

[@camrynklein9408]

dying at how much they decorated for valentine’s day but didn’t do anything for christmas hahaha

[@Sunflowergazer]

50:15 -Zane: ".....and the baby is fresh too, you know,....this happened,....and the baby is out." 🤣😂🤣 Don't know what's funnier,.....Zane saying that or everyone else's reaction to Zane saying that. 🤣

[@aliyahr1014]

"HOLD THE PRENUP!!" matt is hilarious 😂

[@LadyKoolio]

Best Valentine's gift today. You guys bring so much joy!

[@hannahtheone]

I love how they decorate the studio for special occasions ❤

[@maritzaalberto8586]

JORDAN’s LAUGH AFTER THE JOKES MAKE ME ACTUALLY LOL

[@soleilbarg]

Mariah reading the confession in her Staten Island mom voice is everything !!🤩

[@angelina_j]

yooo matt saying “sea monkeys” and zane saying “you know what they eat sea bananas” that shit had be dead 😭

[@nadiasworld7715]

I love when they decorate the set with the event going on! It looks so beautiful!!❤❤

[@hayleedervalis8749]

I’m loving this new seating arrangement!! Mariah looks so much more comfortable

[@kateyvlogs286]

Watching this podcast late at hospital after having my first baby on Valentine’s Day!! Unfiltered and a new baby! What a way to celebrate baby! ❤️🎉🤩

[@kate-ec4pj]

congratulations ❤

[@kayceewalmart8491]

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[@hernandezwright]

I will text her on WhatsApp. Good Woman❤️.

[@kaylajenai7]

I love the confession segment almost as much as I love the word game y’all used to play 😂

[@emily847]

Zane thinking that they were talking about passing valentines in high school and realizing they were talking about elementary school(38:45-39:03)😂😂 I’m dead I love him

[@kaylajenai7]

I like the new set up with Matt and Mariah being in different seats! I’m sure it’s easier on you all too

[@geeidunno6592]

Mariah on her resting "thinking" face 😂 so relatable. The amount of times at work someone will ask me "Why are you mad?" or "You look like something is wrong." but no just trying to focus and get my tasks done.

[@miagutierrez4714]

I love this set. Happy Valentine’s Day guys ❤❤.

[@miranduh04]

Take a shot every time Zane readjusts himself lmao

[@mrjonathan5523]

Mariah reading is like Harley Quinn’s narrating 😮😂😂😂

[@juliedaniels2394]

The episode is different but I swear they have pretty much said this entire podcast already. When Matt says, am I having déjà vu or did he say this already he’s right and I remember Mariah talking about the box she got for Valentines before once as well

[@laurendarrling]

Heath has told the story about Andy Dick as well lol

[@ItsMadRiv]

❤️Happy valentines everyone❤️

[@LilSaintLouis]

Been watching for years but I gotta say this one hit different, amazing the whole time. Felt like one of the exclusive video content stuff you put out . Love you Zane and Heath y’all are amazing

[@xobrittdaniixo]

Yess everyone is ON IT!& I feel like they're genuinely happy and the convo is so natural and vibey! Loved it!

[@katelynnbain9302]

Anyone else in favor of them recreating the acrobatics video? I just rewatched it and they've all changed so much

[@lor962]

Yes! And instead of elton, matt can fill in

[@kate-ec4pj]

yesss i love that video

[@noellev9332]

Love when it’s story time with Matt

[@sabs110]

I hope Matt reads this in time! Quick murder mystery on Coronado Island is the story of Rebeca Zahou. May she Rest In Peace. It’s interesting to read her story or watch videos covering what happened. All respects to her family!

[@sarahhornberger6882]

Matt : “What’s that really nice BMW?” Zane : “A hummer!!!”

[@addylantz8550]

I was screaming lmaoooo

[@AleynaSeymen]

i was so excited for a second i thought mariah was the guest

[@gabriellaw7294]

Best part of tuesdays…..unfiltered posting

[@carlahaoui5814]

Every time I'm having an anxiety attack i put on your podcast because it makes me feel better so thank you so much. Keep up the good work. Mariah i freaking love you

[@brookebecker6488]

Me too, feels like I’m hanging out with my friends in a comfy space ❤

[@kate-ec4pj]

it also helps when u feel lonely bc they literally feel like my friends

[@Dink_13]

The advice part of the podcast was AMAZING! I really would love to hear more of these

[@monicaelizabethcoronis]

Yasss just put my kids down for a nap! Perfect timing! 🤭❤️ happy v day guys!❤❤❤

[@shotbyjuan]

Lol, Zane should be in the next sidemen video with speed dating.

[@brianna-cz6ik]

"Its the valentine's episode" awe heath🤣❤️ he loves love🥺

[@ellashannon8998]

tbh i love the dating advice. could make an advice segment on the pod? it could branch off into other things like family advice, work advice, love advice, friendships advice, etc.

[@amandalujan4730]

My Valentines Day just got soooo much better😝💜

[@Maditown16]

I feel like I need to have Matt and Maria on same couch again 🙏🏻

[@tamerysm]

I really enjoyed these listener submissions! Id love to see more interactive segments like these 😊❤

[@meztlisosa9936]

I love the heart shaped plates as decorations! I think they are plates 😂

[@heatherhart6255]

Matt's near death experiences just keep getting crazier

[@bethanybalenton]

Jordan’s laugh is everything 😂

[@brogannicolemb]

My parasocial friends. I cannot without this gang 😌💗

[@alexiayanez4148]

y’all should have drew and deison afualo on!! they are so insanely funny and they’re laughs are so contagious, i think you guess would all be laughing together the whole podcast!! 😂

[@katkamila8601]

mariah seems a lot more comfortable this episode and I love it

[@dianaramirez7668]

i can’t with matt he’s hilarious 🤣

[@smileyface518]

The beginning has the same vibes as moving furniture around in your room when you were younger. 😂😂 I love them

[@kaileyb8942]

Matt’s sympathy and compassion he has for other people is amazing…he is always thinking of others 🥹

[@alyssasmith5249]

Mariah was so funny this episode pls😭😭😭

[@odalizdelgado240]

Zane - well you know what sea moneys eat…. Sea bananas 😂😂😂 I fucken lost it

[@Kysplz00]

I always laugh when zane asks what something is when the group already defined what it is😂

[@Itszahia]

“I want you to grade me good” mattt lmao 54:48

[@TootieFruutie]

You guys should bring back fan call-ins! I miss them 💘💘

[@kate-ec4pj]

yess

[@jens136]

Matt and Mariah need to be next to eachother because A the dancing and B the faces Mariah makes when she isn’t talking for a while are the best🥺 HER BEING DUMB AND FIDGETING WE NEED IT

[@secret99826]

i feel like zane speeds his speech up sometimes in fear that he won’t be able to fully get it out or like someone will misunderstand him lol.. i kinda catch onto it cus he just like me fr

[@1.ghostqueen.1]

Why is Matt so the person people are always saying “Sir!” to 😂😂

[@reemm317]

Matt is the life of the podcast 😂

[@archaedia]

Love the new seating - BUT wish Mariah's camera was zoomed in to match everyone else's

[@sweetpea2k166]

Zane im right here baby let's go get dinner and a movie :)

[@Noyesnoyes88]

Heath: a centerfold is when you open a magazine and the main picture that flops out Zane 10 sec later: Is a centerfold when you open the middle of a magazine and it’s a bigger picture?

[@ThatsAllie]

Happy unfiltered Valentine’s Day!!!

[@kaciemichkowski5413]

Mariah I’m am right here with you with overthinking anxiety. Please talk about it more

[@court7513]

I had to stop the video to scream laugh for 5 minutes at Matt “I always thought the sheriff was just like one guy but it turns out it’s like a whole department” 😅 ffs.

[@arieeld8222]

i’m in class rn GRRRR, itching to leave just to watch thisssssssssss. happy valentines dayyyyyyyyy❤

[@alexessabuda8733]

matt is a walking movie encyclopedia and im living for it

[@gboo22]

Love the advice segment . You guys should do am I the asshole segment ! Happy Valentine’s Day everyone ❤️

[@vero_gee7530]

Jordan’s laugh is always on point 🤣

[@imnoone1256]

Happy Valentine's day UNFILTERED ❤️🔥

[@jopping_]

this was such a fun n chill episode!! also i love when they decorate the set it's so cute lmao

[@sophiabarahona5431]

It shows they care LOL

[@melanieamac]

I need a Staten Island Mom Gives Advice segment in every episode

[@48alishous]

Jordan’s laugh in the background of this episode is my favorite lol

[@ashleighmack9318]

i like matt and mariah next to each other 😞 i like when they giggle and turn to each other but i’ve been convinced this way is better

[@cierrajones6827]

“Her parents held them poor” 😂

[@Chimichur0]

Staten Island MOM 🤣 even the hand gestures. So good

[@RosarioMataH]

Staten Island Mom needs to have a segment every episode

[@gunaitarde9312]

LITERAL CHILLS when Matt revealed what has actually happened

[@gracielazavala5622]

Every time Zane talks about his love life, it reminds me of How I Met Your Mother.

[@zayraramirez498]

Sometimes it frustrates me when it takes forever for someone to get through a story but it’s so relatable because same

[@ashleyduckworthyt3224]

I *legit* thought we were getting a Miriah interview episode and I was SO hyped

[@kate-ec4pj]

we need an episode for her to tell her backstory

[@lirpaneerg1621]

I'm extra AF lol I got gift bags for all the kids in my daughter's first grade class. When I was a kid I'd love getting things for Halloween and valentine's day and Easter that I could keep so instead of a bunch of candy I filled the bags with mini teddy bears, heart shaped sunglasses, valentine's day head bands, feather boas, light up pop it tubes, funny pens, note pads and a pack of sour patch kids. 😊💜

[@sxfany]

that’s so cute of you ❤ i wanna be this type of mommy when my time comes lol

[@addylantz8550]

Jordan cracking up about the prison bbqs has me CRACKLING 😂

[@dixi95]

We want jordi as a guest again pleeease!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤JORDIIIIIIIIII