She-Hulk Review Episode 1: Marvel Is DEAD MCU

This She-Hulk: Attorney at Law review pilot comes after its release as part of Marvel's MCU on Disney Plus. Featuring Tatiana Maslany as She-Hulk and Mark Ruffalo as The Hulk a new superhero comes to the televised Disney+ Marvel cinematic universe, but is She-Hulk worth watching?
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[@disparutoo]

She-Hulk: Attorney at Law is a supposed comedy with the rather unique twist of not having any jokes in it. Featuring a character that is supposed to be a perfect hero, yet acts like a selfish villain at every turn. The Hulk is only here to be dragged down and the Marvel Cinematic Universe is obviously in for another hit! If you trust the media reviews anyway. What did you think of She-Hulk or what you saw in the review? Do you like her, is She-Hulk what you expected? Let me know your thoughts below, and as always, thanks for watching :)

[@evanwollert4326]

C19, Monkeypox, and NOW, HULK AIDS!!!

[@joaomonteiro5538]

She managed to subvert my expectations by being worse than expected.

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

Feminist power fantasy. Frumpy and in her thirties, with a bad attitude. Desired by men, but can also beat them to a pulp. And praised for being mediocre. Notice I didn't say woman power fantasy. Feminist power fantasy.

[@Sinsmoke_]

I love your videos

[@ShoutOfCoffee]

Oh nooooo...! you called her "darling"! Alphabet people will get you. 🤣🤣🤣

[@dryfox11]

I still don’t understand how 7 middle aged women got together, combined their pettiest dislikes against guys and turned it into a show. And marvel was like… “Ah yes, the opinions of 43 year olds named kelly are what we need, that’s the demographic we want!”

[@CLove511]

It's funny because it's projection of the highest order, but I looked at that panel and desperately need to know who in the hell is supposedly catcalling these women

[@cyberleaderandy1]

Ive a male friend who said he thought thus was funny, then when it was pointed out it wasnt and was femminst garbage turned off all the comments on his Facebook page. Hes done a Disney to or an Amazon and hid from any replies he doesn't like.

[@associatealpha1166]

Men not guys, don’t use feminist language. They have removed the word “man”. Don’t help them.

[@dryfox11]

@James Wilder Nah, more like middle aged women

[@borkguy]

@@cyberleaderandy1 don’t try and talk bad about people’s wank bank material.

[@Darklighter75]

Hulk: The woman I loved died saving the planet and I wasn't there to protect her She-Hulk: I get catcalled sometimes

[@i_shid5117]

Hulk: And all the times I had to run and hide from the government in complete isolation knowing that I'll be alone for the rest of my life with a raging beast living in me. Not Even the somber peace of death is an option... She-hulk: man bad = I'm correct!

[@VespoLiveGaming]

Hulk: The woman I loved committed suicide, one of my best friends sacrificed himself to defeat Thanos, one of my other best friends turned 80 years old overnight, my father is evil Nick Nolte. She-Hulk: a man told me to smile more

[@legatedrengr]

Hulk: If I lose control of my temper, I become a walking natural disaster that could potentially kill thousands of innocent people, and am required to be aware of that terrifying and stressful fact at all times. She-Hulk: I'm not mature enough to have an adult conversation about how I perceive the way peers talk to me, so I'll sulk about it

[@thegamingprozone1941]

@@VespoLiveGaming but the 03 movie isn't part of mcu?

[@bhumibolrushing7830]

Ugly doesn't get cat called

[@Hawkcam1996]

You know what’s really ironic? In the original story, he *chose* to give her a blood transfusion to save her life, and he felt guilty for turning her into a Hulk, yet she didn’t blame him and even was grateful for it, loving her Hulk form. But here, he had no choice in the matter, *she* is the one who got his blood on her, not him, and yet she blames him for ruining her life because she turns into a Hulk. Between the two origins, she has even less reason to be mad at him in this one…yet she’s mad at him.😑

[@givmi_more_w9251]

It's such a shame that the She-Hulk name will be forever tarnished by this show. I haven't read the comics, but from comments such as yours, comic She-Hulk sounds like such a fun character. Disney She-Hulk interacting with her cousin made me so uncomfortable. It was so abusive and angry.

[@blowc1612]

It was literally because of a ship that was looking for Hulk was the reason of the accident. Also it was a normal reaction as she didn't ask for it, while Bruce was experimenting himself that turned him into the Hulk it's well known.

[@blowc1612]

​@@givmi_more_w9251 the comics is similar to the show. The show got it right to react the comics and jrs fine. You just have morons like you hating.

[@blowc1612]

​@@givmi_more_w9251 Jen and Bruce interaction was nowhere abusive. You purposely watching channels like this shows how much of a wannabe intellectual you are just hate on anything that doesn't conform to your hateful views.

[@AKUJIVALDO]

@@blowc1612 you meant his father's experiments...

[@reaps912]

- Loses her temper, like, five times in one episode - "haha I was just putting on a show for you, I wasn't actually mad" - "so you were just _faking your emotions_ in an attempt to manipulate me?" - "wait, I-uhhh... no?"

[@gregorygreenwood-nimmo4954]

The funny thing is that, at the same time as denigrating and demonising men for existing, this show also manages to replicate sexist stereotypes about women, despite being written by women. In episode one alone, She Hulk has been demonstrated to be a recklessly inattentive driver (stereotype number 1), to be weirdly obsessed with gossiping about the sex lives of other people (stereotype number 2), to be paranoid about the supposed inherent threat of men who haven't even done anything to her (stereotype number 3), to handle difficult situations by eating her emotions (stereotype number 4), to lack the emotional maturity and rationality of mind to be able to take any advice or even the mildest of criticism from any man under any circumstances (stereotype number 5), to be so self involved that she will constantly hold up her experience as a woman as the greatest injustice ever to befall anyone even when speaking to someone who has objectively suffered far more than she ever has or is ever likely to (stereotype number 6), and in the courtroom scene at the end of the episode, a crisis situation, she is depicted as being so selfish and shallow that she is more concerned with her outfit and her shoes than helping people whose lives are in danger (stereotype number 7). I think a solid case could be made that She Hulk episode one might be the single most misogynistic episode of modern television, and is certainly the most misogynistic thing in the MCU so far, and yet the writers are so spectacularly, epically clueless that they don't even realise the implications of what they have written.

[@joshgamingvlogs5203]

I Think you mean Misandrists but you made some great point in that paragraph

[@CLove511]

No, I think misogynistic was correct -- the point is that it does so much to harm women, it comes across as intentional hatred of them.

[@hoxyheart5479]

If I could pin this I would

[@joshgamingvlogs5203]

@@CLove511 oh I see you two are a bunch of women and I forgot women have a hive mind and can never take responsibility and always have to be the victim. My bad for misunderstanding what was going on. Clearly the blatant disrespect towards the male gender in the show isn’t what the main problem is it’s how those things reflect on women. I forgot it is all about you guys and forgive me for thinking that it wasn’t misogynistic but Misandrists of them because clearly you women are the center of the universe

[@nevillelongbottom7687]

@@joshgamingvlogs5203 I think it's both 😂😂😂

[@unversedhero6028]

Bruce: "I hate my life so much I once put a gun to my mouth to end it all, but the Hulk won't let me die and end this suffering." She-Hulk: "You will never know the difficulties of having men trying to ask me out, my entire life is pure suffering."

[@benten1975]

well, if you take into account the personality of men who would STILL be attracted to her once they've spent five minutes in her presence... Her life may indeed be suffering, of the karmic kind.

[@jjones797]

I can’t figure out if she’s just a naturally unlikeable person or if the writing has made her unlikeable. I think a bit of both.

[@aelius3805]

@@benten1975 Tarantino trying to slide in and get stepped on by those big green feet. 🥵

[@johnstrawb3521]

The idea that this middleaged woman is constantly under threat due to catcalling when she could go a decade without being catcalled once, is just pitiful.

[@ericneo2]

@@bring-out I have to wonder how the script got out of the draft stage and to production without people saying hold up this ain't good.

[@johntucker8016]

I find it absolutely hilarious that the entirety of this storyline is predicated on the fact that a woman was driving and not paying attention

[@bluuhd4047]

I think this is quite a mind-blowing achievement; this character has become, in my opinion, the most unlikable female character in the history of film. In just one episode.

[@av088r]

It's an achievement to have become both more unlikable and more of a Marry Sue than Bree Larson's Captain Marvel

[@thegamingprozone1941]

Don't forget Ray ugh garbage

[@Fitzgeralduh]

Can't forget captain marvel 🤷🏿‍♂️

[@RenfromBespin]

@@Fitzgeralduh I had more moments of cringe in this one episode than I did in the entire Captain Marvel movie though

[@TSH425]

@@RenfromBespin yup u could at least enjoy some of the fight scenes in captain marvel I u can feel the hype of her destroying a starship just by flying but with this u get no good fight scenes no good plot and no good dialogue

[@dianebrooks1859]

Their ability to make a character, especially a hero, so unlikeable really is impressive.

[@johnstrawb3521]

Have you met bitter, middleaged women? They're just being accurate.

[@hunn20004]

These people identity with villains.

[@MrBrachiatingApe]

I honestly cannot believe this isn't a parody, or that the writers could believe she's a positive character, even a hero, exactly as is from minute 1. It's insane that they do not realize how insufferable, how disgusting, how selfish, even evil, she is in this. How can any sane person believe she's anything but a terrible human being? On top of all the other problems, this is....just...I mean, wow. Some of the most inspiring character growth shown in movies (Tony Stark) in the last 40 years from the same company that thought this was a great, heroic human being? Marvel fell so, so, so hard, so far, so low.

[@dianebrooks1859]

@@johnstrawb3521 haha true that! My two bosses in the law field were *exactly* like the She Hulk character. Incredibly insufferable people. Not what I'd call a hero tho, for sure more in villain territory. Who knows maybe there's a redemption arc and am in depth character development coming...... Probably not hahahaha

[@dianebrooks1859]

@@hunn20004 💯

[@Mitzoplick]

What you do not mention is her expressed frustration about not being taken seriously by people in regards to her expertise, and then she completely disregards Bruce Banners expertise.

[@raventalks3695]

That's because Bruce Banner is a man.

[@terminusest9083]

As if she's the world authority on her legal area. There is no legal authority in her area, male or female. As far as i am concerned this entire character can suck a cock, as your average undergraduate is more useful.

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

When she said that bs of "incompetent men explaining her expertise", I honestly think she was the incompetent one tbh, and was just mad that a man told her expertise was bad.

[@Captianmex1C0]

That was the point dumbass 🤣🤣

[@Delicashilous]

Funny, how they expose themselfes with that writing.

[@DogmaBeoulve]

It's actually incredibly funny how after she hulks-out in the laboratory setting and, very unnecessarily destroys a lot of equipment and infrastructure of her caring and attentive and very-worried cousin - doing all of this with full awareness of her actions and an idea of the consequences - she decides that she doesn't actually *need* her cousin's help, because she can, clearly, handle her situation and her power, use it well and totally bypass any and all wisdom or advice Bruce might have for her. She hulked out and proceeded to cause damage in the millions-of-dollars and thinks that there's nothing wrong with her or how she decides to handle things.

[@RanMouri82]

By changing She-Hulk's origin, they also took away a prime example of her nobility. It takes a tough-as-nails lawyer who cares about justice to go against the mafia, knowing what it may cost. They stole that heroism from her.

[@EclipsingTNT]

To be fair, Bruce's blood is toxic in the MCU and has been since The Incredible Hulk.

[@caseyhart4999]

So lets get this straight. Not only did Bruce have a harder time mastering the hulk but he also had nobody to help him do it. This show has made a brilliant case for why Bruce is and always will be a more interesting character lol

[@protorhinocerator142]

If I was going through something as traumatic as this, I would roll out the red carpet and welcome any useful advice on what to do.

[@dieterrosswag933]

now that i think about it... yes, it would be interesting to see a serie about him

[@gadio16]

I really don't get why people think he had to master the hulk he simply has DID and she has not. Mighty Thor was stupid because Thor had 1500 years to learn about his powers and was still improving them and then Jane came along and did it better.

[@dieterrosswag933]

@@gadio16 and the oldest, 1500 year old one acts the most childish from all, and also the most ignorant, even a human that lived 15 years has more knowledge. Logic

[@TaddiestMason]

Her character is a perfect portrayal of the kind of people who are largely responsible for the majority of animosity between men and women.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

you mean women?

[@aahzmandiaz2767]

@@TheSuperappelflap At least so many women, that no man in his right mind bothers any longer to find "the one" for him. It is only a rumor that something like that even exists. And it is not worth searching for it in a world full of succubi, shape changers, chameleons, queen bees and witches.

[@MrBrachiatingApe]

She' put male-female relations back more than the average hooker-murdering serial rapist. No, I'm not joking.

[@benjamintherogue2421]

@@aahzmandiaz2767 Get out of the US.

[@protorhinocerator142]

Notice that after a certain point Bruce stays in Hulk form all the time, even when Jen reverts to human form. It's almost as if he expects her to go hormonal and attack him for no good reason, so he stays Hulk for protection from the woman who's in perpetual fear of men murdering her out of the blue.

[@ZannNewman]

So the Hulk changes so fast that when Banner sticks a gun in his mouth, pulls the trigger and the Hulk spits the bullet out... but not a car crash?

[@woodruffmd]

Hulk: So let me get this straight. You were in control the whole time? So that means you destroyed my lab and we're going to kill those guys on purpose. Well, there goes the saving people possibility.

[@unfilthy]

You know, I've been a human female for about 46 years now, and I gotta say, the most common reaction from the males of the species when they encounter a female in some sort of (even just possibly) distress, is to try to help. Another shocking thing I've learned is that some humans can be asses, or even dangerous, or sometimes you're just feeling vulnerable. And the most common, and rational, response to this, is to get to safety. You know, like a place with other people and lights and phones. Never once in my decades on this planet have I chosen to move away from a safer place and toward a darker, more isolated place, in a circumstance where I felt concerned for my safety. To sum up, the people writing this don't know how to human, don't understand human nature, and don't have the talent or the skills required to sell this distorted misunderstanding of humanity to the audience as in any way resembling a realistic world inhabited by realistic humans.

[@Nautilus1972]

As a human male for about 50 years ... I was raised to respect and offer help to females. Shame on us, eh? Beware the future where that disappears. And it's already here.

[@mistressmendi2168]

Preach it sister

[@CLove511]

Not that I disagree with the point, but women and non-gamer men over age 16 don't use the term "female" like that... You don't need to lie about your identity to make your point, we generally aren't lefties here.

[@cyberleaderandy1]

They do understand human nature but because they are in hollywoke and work for Disney they wont write what they understand they write what they are expected to project which is woke bs.

[@chasehedges6775]

@@mistressmendi2168 Same

[@Oak__]

She-hulk: A sitcom starring an insufferable, ignorant, egotistical "hero" who complains about her easy life while mocking every man in sight. Great job disney! Keep it up!

[@UltimateThanos]

Keep in mind while Disney is pumping out this propaganda, they're also abducting our children to molest and cannibalize them in the name of Satan.

[@aahzmandiaz2767]

Another villain created. Good Job, Wokeney.

[@me-ic5rb]

Agreed on every word except "sitcom" cos those are actually funny

[@commander8625]

@@me-ic5rb there were some funny jokes... my favorite was the one where Bruce casually threw a rock, she one upped him by obviously putting in effort, and then Bruce showed her what's what

[@MegaAndyGG]

Why Disney hates men so much?!?!

[@DogmaBeoulve]

I felt it was pretty based how they based the entire existence of the She-Hulk, in this iteration, on the stereotype about how women are terrible drivers. Also, secretly based with how, despite everything else they say, they unironically and with no self-awareness, lean fully into portraying a woman as an over-emotional outwardly & unnecessarily violent mess ;D Another few stereotypes for us!

[@d0m3ll0tt4]

For future writers if you ever wanna make a character so unlikeable that there’s 0% chance to redeem her character take notes! They did a excellent job they deserve a raise!

[@duncanharrell5009]

Comic accurate She Hulk would DESPISE this “She Hulk”: Comic: Wait, how did you get your powers! Were you also a tough on crime lawyer who went against the Mafia, were almost gunned down, and only a last second transfusion from Hulk saved your life? M-She-U: Nah, I wrecked my car when out of nowhere aliens showed up and got some blood from Bruce through a cut. Comic: Okay… well, at least you’re as good a lawyer as you are a bombshell, right? MSU: Courtroom procedure? What’s that? Is that a Patriarchy to smash? Comic: … Please tell me you at least are confident as She Hulk and are a funny, loving, easy going girl. MSU: RAGH! Men suck and don’t understand how hard it is to be a woman!!! Comic: Hey, Hydra, need a superheroine lawyer?

[@alvaro.martinez]

She is constantly annoyed for no reason: every men on screen is either actively harassing her, wasting her time or stopping her from being awesome. She is out of the box amazing: she doesn't need superpowers, she is already a superhero by just existing.

[@Notarealchannelok]

Remember when Peter Parker had to learn "When Great Power Comes Great Reaponsibility" the hard way by getting his uncle killed and trying to murder the killer? Or when Luke Skywalker had to learn the hard way that he can't do everything alone or without training (The entirety of Empire Strikes Back). Yeah no women don't need that

[@alvaro.martinez]

@@Notarealchannelok Just look at Ripley and Sarah Connor, they at first were scared and fragile and later they overcomed their fears through a painful process. They were actual human beings, not just activist messages.

[@elongatedmanforever1252]

@@Notarealchannelok It's no wonder female characters in current year seem boring and exactly the same.

[@pachuko5192]

Yep, and the writers are getting sore from patting eachother on the back over how virtuous they are. Meanwhile, this doesn't even do what it is trying to, this does not inspire or empower any girls, I'd rather my nieces watch Alien or Silence of the Lambs if they want a female role model. You know, heroes that actually have to earn your respect by overcoming difficulties. What are they going to learn from this? You're both awesome and a great martyr just for existing and should be rewarded for it? Is this message going to help them in life? There is no part of this that is actually for the upcoming girls, this is revenge porn for a generation of sex in the city women who wasted the bloom of their own youth, blame men for their lack of vision and have grown up to be bitter wine aunts who reached their positions for reasons other than their professional qualifications; they don't care what effect this messaging has on anyone else, even the girls.

[@veerapandiyan1431]

@@alvaro.martinez its an old era of a proper writing.

[@TheOriginalCFA1979]

The best part is when she looks at Bruce Banner, 15 years of experience as a Hulk, and tells him it makes her angry when “incompetent men explain her own area of expertise”. Yes, clearly Bruce is nowhere near as good at controlling his anger as you. Who has spent the entire episode having him calmly explain why you should listen to his *experience* while you say your *lack of* experience makes you better. “ 10/10 writing, gonna go watch immediately.

[@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845]

This is up there with 'I'm not gonna let a man take credit for a women's work".

[@derek96720]

She literally "mansplains" to Bruce about something he has decades more experience with than her. She constantly berates and undervalues the men around her as idiots. Oh and she has narcissism that makes her constantly paint herself as better than every man around her at pretty much everything. Seems like she basically is written to embody EVERY toxic trait women have ever accused men of.

[@captbuckyohare5585]

She has literally hulked out by accident 4 times when she starts lecturing him about controlling her anger. One of those times, she tries to kill a bunch of dudes. Yeah... you're showing us one thing and telling us another. A sign of excellent writing, show!

[@RevanJJ]

It’s odd but that’s what they did on Shark Week even. Not kidding. Obvious actresses or younger grad students (women) are being called professors and do the explaining to the actual professsors there (men) who have been studying sharks for 10-30 years each. Saw at least 4 shows like that. Yeah the 21 year old should definitely explain sharks to these guys lol. It’s just the same thing. The only way is to immediately cut off the show as these companies can see when ppl stopped watching. Find a really irritating scene like this that’s now in all shows and turn it off right there, lol. It’s the closest to speak with you wallet that you can get to other than cancelling the whole service.

[@alvaro.martinez]

@@captbuckyohare5585 As Disparu said, perhaps she really wanted to murder those guys.

[@Monty2289]

When She-Hulk broke the 4th Wall in the comics it was always natural. There was no audience or camera to look in to. She's not Deadpool. Its absolute cringe for her to break the flow of the narrative to brag and worse talk directly to the audience. This is how you know the writers had no idea what they were doing. They wanted a soapbox not a story Holy shit. So giving Jen his gamma infused blood in turns not only makes her a rage monster with complete control but also heals him and her response is: "I'm better than you." Fuck this show Can I just hate I absolutely loathe this. There was a tweet about the faces. Why are we seeing a slightly CGI enhanced green Mark Ruffalo face. And worse with She Hulk. Jen Walters isn't ugly but plain which I guess they got right I guess. the actress doesn't look bad for her age I guess. But as She Hulk Jen gets - in the comics - some chiseled feature but her face still becomes softer and toned like that of a super model. She still looks natural. She's beautiful...just green. How does Disney/Marvel emulate this. They plaster the actress in make up and give her an 80s big hair do and then put the bad CGI on top of that. They way they make She Hulk look pretty. They use make up : / Instead of just having a hot actress and not Tatiyana's face The entire point of Hulk's super strength is that he can run fast but he's so strong he doesn't have RSS to stop his leg from demolishing the ground beneath him to sprint. Even the janky as movie in the early aots established this. Its why its better for him to simply jump long distances. With that in mind and literally showing that his raw strength is greater than Jen's there's no possible way she would ever be able to jump the same distance as him. Not even close actually since She Hulk physic while impressive is still no where near the Hulk's To say nothing of that stupid speech about her controlling her rage better. It's a miracle that Bruce does just yeet her into space right there. Maybe. Just maybe this argument could be made if Bruce's entire problem when it comes to rage was the Hulk. Jen has and will never have this problem. She can just become super big and strong and remain in control of herself. The worst part about this. Ever since the 'flashback' began Bruce has been nothing but patient wit her. He's never raised his voice or insulted her and worst he ever did was one up her in a game of rock throwing and tackle her - the later of which was to save her from murdering a random stranger. Lets say I don't know what the M She U is. I believe any normie watching this would wonder why Jen is such an irrational and condescending bitch to her cousin who has only been trying to help her. A reminder that this is Jen's cousin. Her family. She belittles his entire struggles, his friends, his life, and doubles down on his misery to slight him. Many people are saying she's justified because its wrong of Bruce to push his traumatic life style on to her. Even though she makes light of it...and still never gets that he's doing everything he can to prevent that. The apology/non apology Jen gives Bruce. Here's the level of writing we're dealing with. Before the MCU went full on Whedon remember when characters talked to each other. As a nuclear physicist, biochemist, radiophysicist, engineerer, roboticist, computer scientist and mathematician Bruce wouldn't be the best individual on a social level. And yet he's able to speak and conduct himself like a normal as human. Even the whole Cheetos thing funny enough came off as a condescending bone toss to Jen. The kind of thing you say to family to be nice. when the reality is in all seriousness its really stupid and I'm just humoring this. And Jen takes credit. "You're not the only smart one in the family" to a guy with 7 Ph.D who literally help to invent revolutionary AI and time travel. Watch as this small time ass lawyer screams whines and overreacts like a petulant child despite being in a field where communication, empathy, and morality are incredibly important.

[@stevekirkpatrick1612]

Even with the "you caused the bad thing" attitude. That's attacking the messenger. He tries to warn her of possible struggles ahead and she says that those are now his fault.

[@happyhoildays2010]

She’s the villain 🦹‍♀️ of her own show

[@BoomTribeEntertainment]

She’s literally portrayed as a psychotic villain and treated like a hero. I don’t see a generation of narcissistic women coming out of the woodworks or anything in the near future lol

[@MMCUSN]

Supposed to be The She-Hulk and we got The She-Karen. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AbsentMinded619]

Sex and the City and shows like it already did irreparable damage to women. TV is where cultural values come from now. We’re already a couple of phases in.

[@kazukihashimoto183]

they are already here the last 2 generations of grown or teen women are the worst so far in human history..... lazy, entitled, hypergamous, vulgar, agressive, toxic, hypocritical, narcisisstic you name it they already have it and they have it in droves... yes in history some ppl men or female had these traits but now it seems its default for women :D

[@toof987]

love these villain origin stories. can't wait for ironheart... /s

[@charissa6648]

They are already here! Where have you been??? Lol And all of them will be review bombing this mess.

[@DavidM_10]

Wait -- the *bathroom* scene is the scene the showrunner fought to keep in? That's the most bizarre and illogical scene in the whole episode. Who gives an obviously distressed and injured woman a makeover (without even washing her face first)? That scene makes the women look like shallow idiots.

[@johnstrawb3521]

Your point?

[@crazyrabbits]

I'm willing to bet that story was one of the many astroturfed pieces that were pumped out through the MCU hype machine. Every show seems to get a bunch of fluff pieces like this pumped out (through outlets like CBR, Den of Geek, Fandom and Deadline, among others) claiming things that are untrue, puffing up characters who are repeatedly stated to have a bigger role than they do, or manipulating the tone around episodes in an attempt to get viewers to sympathize.

[@LennerPOPPADOPALIS89]

@@johnstrawb3521 his point is that the scene is fucking stupid and useless you dweeb.

[@Peedarb]

Nothing says makeover like putting foundation over a layer of mud!

[@RanMouri82]

Yup! Radical feminism is actually misogynistic. Not that they'll ever admit it.

[@mojojojo560]

When the review is longer than the subject, you know it's going to be good.

[@AlBroMedia]

Might be called emotional, difficult or might literally get murdered. She’s literally proven nothing but her character and personality literally being emotional, difficult and uncooperative. Wait who’s going to murder her? What an odd statement.

[@MrPonytron]

Idk, the people who'll see her as a monster and a threat like the military did with Bruce for YEARS???

[@Likexner]

Men are actually more likely to get murdered than women, yet feminists act as if its some uniquely female thing. Its because they dont even see men as human, so mens plight simply doesnt count.

[@bad-people6510]

As we all know men are immune to being murdered. It's not like men are the victims of violent crime at far FAR greater rates than women are.

[@bloodrunsclear]

She-Hulk I predict will be like Batwoman: lavished by critics, ignored by fans, cheered on by checkmarks. Canceled after a handful of arbitrary seasons. Forgotten by history.

[@angeloramirez1249]

They will stop airing it because they decided to use the she-hulk's fund to other projects.

[@bloodrunsclear]

@@angeloramirez1249 Or replace her with a black She-Hulk after the original one disappears in a plane crash

[@wiggywan1832]

@@bloodrunsclear replaced by a black alphabet person at that. Then the series will be renamed They Hulk.

[@bloodrunsclear]

@@wiggywan1832 Hey, there's nothing in Tolkien that says she wasn't a trans POC! ... Sorry, I meant there's nothing in Marvel that says...!

[@angeloramirez1249]

@@bloodrunsclear doesn't matter. They all turn green.

[@shadowking9739]

The "no getting drunk" scene reminds me of a moment in the first Captain America movie, where Steve is drinking alone and mourning the supposed death of Bucky, lamenting the fact that he can't get inebriated and escape his guilt. This showcases the difference between actual, talented writers and the half-assed chuckleheads that only want a cheap laugh.

[@agimpeterer7789]

This could have been solved much better: When she finds out she's a Hulk, she wants to start drinking, Bruce tells her: That's won´t work, you won't get drunk. Then she lets it After the court she returns in human form and drinks, she is drunk and weeps. Then they go to bed and Bruce tells her oh you're gonna have such a headache. She transforms and says sober: no i won´t

[@thatomanaka323]

@Robert Monroe i see yall can write better scripts

[@jaimeosbourn513]

@@domx7zero157 Doesn't sound like this one is either.

[@aahzmandiaz2767]

@Robert Monroe They do an excellent job writing entitled, unlikable villains with a narcissistic personality disorder and psychopathic tendencies. Must be self inserts. They seem to have collected quiet a lot of anger and bitterness while riding the CC until they were past wall, never finding a partner.

[@protorhinocerator142]

All the Captain America movies were really good. I'd say he got the best personal arc in the Marvel franchise.

[@Ostentatiousnessness]

In regards to the Jeep scene: I just want to remind everyone that in The Incredible Hulk, when in Hulk form Bruce was throwing 60 ton M1 Abrams tanks into different shires.

[@araaraaura1887]

I'm sad they dropped the most interesting part of comics She-Hulk. In the comics, she still has a toxic relationship with her hulk form, but it's inverted for her. Jen Walters was a meek, mousey, nervous wreck. Once she becomes She-Hulk, she revels in becoming an invincible 7ft tall supermodel to the point that she refuses to turn back if at all possible. Her form is powered by her fear of returning to how she used to be.

[@Karce963]

The writing team must have done a deep analysis on why Captain Marvel failed: " Was she too vapid, insufferable, disrespectful, smug? Was it the total lack of redeeming qualities or character arc? ....No, got it! She wasn't constantly complaining and femsplaining the patriarchy! Not to mention way too many scenes where previously established male heroes were allowed to retain a basic semblance of dignity! Don't worry, Marvel fans... we won't let you down this time." 😎👍

[@protorhinocerator142]

Fembarking. Men 'splain rationally, even if patronizingly. She was barking mad the whole time like your typical feminist.

[@mangmerciless9606]

The fact that the writers compare the usage of chop sticks to being a genius, is quite telling.

[@l03j27]

This is an underrated comment, you’re 100% on the mark. the more I think about it, the worse it looks for the writers… yikes

[@mangmerciless9606]

@@l03j27 yes, I believe this show is going to get progressively worse. It seems that the writers put everything they had into these four episodes. They dont have enough talent to keep the show going for too long. The only thing they can do is continue to bash men, which just makes it hilariously bad, but eventually that will get old, even for the feminazis.

[@MrBrachiatingApe]

Just like they confuse this histrionic cluster-B narcissistic misandrist with a hero.

[@mangmerciless9606]

@@MrBrachiatingApebut but, she's been catcalled!!😳🥺

[@ziejackson6236]

Have you heard of hyperbole

[@tanyadebeer4836]

"I didn't think she would be looking into a bush until later in the series" Best line. hahaha

[@Heldstar]

So... She gets praised for the same things Bruce gets feared for. She gets help and support while Bruce had to deal with things on his own. Her problems get acknowleged whil his issues get ridiculed and invalidated... that sounds pretty realistic if you ask me.

[@Likexner]

100%

[@MrSnoomun1983]

It breaks my heart every time they destroy something Tony built. "That's like 1mil in damages." Who cares how much it cost! The smartest man in the world* built that shite and now he's dead so it can't be repaired. And then "I built this bar with Tony, it was awesome" and the. She freaking destroys it. And then they rebuilt it like nothing. Totally erasing Tony's importance to literally everything. Puke.

[@CodeeXD]

You shoulda expected that. Her opening closing statement was a veiled jab at tony stark

[@sladey21]

Tony wouldn't touch her with mine

[@graemevaughey7432]

Oh, just you wait for _Ironheart._ They haven't even begun.

[@johnstrife7]

@@graemevaughey7432 oh God pls no some thief is gonna stole Tony's stuff and claim she's better than him

[@Lazy_J_Dragon]

@@graemevaughey7432 The CW batwoman is coming to the MCU oh dear god help us all

[@dritzzdarkwood4727]

Just like the Halo series, I will experience She-Hulk through Disparu's excellent rants. That is the extent of exposure to current trash I'm willing to accept.

[@cjbroskin1327]

Ditto to that.

[@CATAZTR0PHE]

Hey, it's great content I must say, bloke is good 😁

[@cjbroskin1327]

@@CATAZTR0PHE I agree, he's quite good.

[@JennySparkz]

I had no laugh out loud moments whilst watching the show, despite switching it off twice. I've laughed out loud three times during this video and I'm only half way through.

[@707abhishek]

I have planned to do the same.

[@Hiraghm]

So... She-Hulk punches villain, reverts back to "normal", steps into her shoes, pulls on her coat and says something about finishing her summation... At which point opposing counsel looks at the judge and says, "mistrial?" And the judge responds with, "mistrial". Who's going to want to give a negative verdict to a perpetually PMS bitch who can turn into a green monster any instant she doesn't get her own way?

[@Callumdevan17]

The fact that Jens gamma infused blood is more potent than the original, her blood healed the Hulk permanently damaged arm. Wow!!! Female blood is that damned powerful, go figure 🙄

[@Likexner]

Gives you a few ideas, donnit?

[@blacksheep9505]

Bruce also explains that the lab and equipment was maybe installed by Tony meaning it has sentimental value after his death, yet she goes on to destroy some of it consciously.

[@baronsengir187]

At least she helped repair the bar...with the T.S. and B.B. carved in it....

[@aahzmandiaz2767]

@@baronsengir187 She still owns him 1 million $. And she should know, as lawyer, what this means for her and her career. She has no longer a life and a career. Because she has to pay it back first.

[@richardpaquette7303]

What blows my mind is that she does not show any respect at all, to the guy who used the infinity gauntlet(and got severely hurt doing it) to bring back half of the living being in the universe.Nope,he's just another 'male' loser...

[@thewarroom007]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 a man totally sacrifices everything and just like the world, not a thanks, and everyone just goes about thier day.

[@alvaro.martinez]

He has been INTO DEEP SPACE for YEARS and she treates him like some kind of annoying nerd.

[@MuiGohan]

I'm curious if Tony heard the bs she'd be saying rn and she got blown away in the blip would he have left her ass as dust....I'm sure he would've and we'd be saved of this nonsense

[@mathewstafford7943]

Watching this brings up so many old angry emotions. I dated a girl like this. Always angry at everyone; Her whole life was full of tragedy; Everyone had slighted her; Men were all problematic; Everyone around her was the issue and she was smarter than everyone, better than everyone. Always caused shit and messed things up but never had consequences for it. UGH 🚩

[@luthasunspell8365]

Dude, why the heck did you date her, then? As a woman, I can tell you, not all of us are like Jen. Not even close.

[@mathewstafford7943]

@@luthasunspell8365 HA! Well, inexperience and she was a manipulator. Came off as everything I wanted at the time, but the mask doesn't stay forever. I was too dumb to take the red flags seriously.

[@daverobson3084]

Fun fact. in the Comics, the first fight between She-hulk and Titania ends with She-hulk being soundly thrashed by the other super-strong woman. This leads to two interesting things later on. 1-Titania is full of herself for taking down a hulk , so she tries the same towards ( the much faster and more experienced) Spider-man, and gets her @ss handed to her . She underestimates what speed and skill means in a fight , thinking it is all about strength. 2-She-hulk starts seriously training to become better at fighting , showing she can learn from her failures and that that can drive someone become better. because the Marvel Comic writers are way more skilled than the Disney Plus series writers. My hopes for Daredevil's return are withering rapidly. I was so happy that he was back, with the original cast, but, after seeing this i'm worried. Worried they will get the same caliber of writers as this series and ruin what was a very good Netflix series( one of my favorite). Well. Hawkeye was pretty okay, and so were parts of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Who knows.

[@user41c]

It's like a wet dream for anyone who wants division based on immature stereotypes. I want to sit down and have a lengthy adult discussion with anyone who OK'd this production and then figure out how to put humanity back on track.

[@TheScepticalThinker]

We'll talk to Kevin Feige 🤣

[@brianjones8432]

"It's like a wet dream for anyone who wants division based on immature stereotypes." Nah, ^^THAT^^ would be the Democratic party. But to be fair, I'm sure all of the shows creators are card carrying members.

[@lucaschudleigh7193]

Easy. Those people need to be executed.

[@dryfox11]

Surprisingly they didn’t involve the stereotype of “how women react to bad situations.” You can feel the falseness in her acting because she acts so nonchalant all the time about everything. You want me to believe she FULLY kept her composure while pulling her cousin out of a car wreck? I could name any girl I know and I could tell you they’d freak out over a spider, I’m sure watching a relative crash and nearly die while being thrown out of the car would be more than enough to make them go mental. But hey, SHES AMAZING RIGHT?

[@BoomTribeEntertainment]

Especially the obligatory all men evil scene in front of the bar. Like it’s blatant over the top sexism at this point. Of course men aren’t watching this trash

[@fanpug_]

I was watching this with my mom when the bathroom scene happened and she laughed saying “as if that would ever happen”… neither of us laughed for the rest of the episode

[@TheSuperappelflap]

i lkke your mom

[@fanpug_]

@@TheSuperappelflap ty, say hi to urs from my part

[@verazollinger6862]

Say hi to Mom, that's so cool you watch together. My mother doesn't speak to me for last ten years.

[@senortentaculos8212]

When there’s shows like “Better Call Saul” to compete with, there’s a certain level of quality expected from shows with this theme. Marvel or not, the bar is set, and this doesn’t even come close.

[@crazyrabbits]

Legal dramas (and legal comedies) are usually an opportunity for the writers or showrunners to flex their muscle with snappy one-liners, solid arguments and sharp cases that have you wondering whether the attorney's and/or defendant's behavior is justified. Law and Order has made it their bread and butter for three decades. David E.Kelley rode to a career high with the 1-2-3 punch of Ally McBeal, The Practice and Boston Legal. Hell, within the MCU itself, Daredevil had entire episodes where the trial of certain characters took centre stage and had neat subversions of the tropes associated with the genre. What is likely happening is that Disney/Marvel are cheaping out in the writers' rooms and hiring talent on the cheap, who either have no experience with the genre or are newbie writers with few-to-no other credits to their name.

[@ScrapComputer]

A friend of mine died a few years ago. Me and him built a little shed with a bar. We both put our initials on it. It's so scuffed but I'm never getting rid of it. If somebody broke it, on purpose, I would beat them within an inch of their life. I can't replace the bar. I had to move it recently and my brother helped me. I didn't need to say anything, he rubbed his hand along the engraved initials and said "I promise 'll be super careful." My dad offered to help, and again, without saying anything, he yelled at us to be even more careful. You know, because my family knows it means a lot to me. Because they're good people. Seeing this exact scenario in the show boils my blood.

[@ScrapComputer]

Not to mention breaking irreplaceable scientific equipment, assuming it's bespoke tailor made from Tony. Even if its "off the shelf", mark doesn't have the fking money to replace it. Also, getting that type of specialised equipment is difficult as hell. I have trouble finding my sonic cleaning kit for when I make jewle

[@ScrapComputer]

- Jewellery. Imagine trying to buy spectrometer equipment for example. Again once again, Tony bought it for his friend. Its functional scientific equipment that has sentimental value. Regardless by how functional of useful something is, it doesn't diminish its sentimental value.

[@tastheslaking4918]

I never thought that watching a single episode of a show would make me feel like I lost 10 years of my life

[@iamthewizardwhoknocks2845]

Lol.

[@l03j27]

Don’t let it be that way my friend, rather look on the past movies and enjoy them for what they are: FAR superior in every way to what is being released now. It sucks that current and future Marvel is going to be really bad for the most part, but dammit, it can’t take classy from what we’re were blessed with up to Endgame (for the most part, nothing is 100% perfect). If we really let the current releases destroy the past, then it truly is all wasted. This show casts a bad light on *current* marvel and *current* writers, not the incredible and passionate work of the writers and actors that made the past movies and early shows💪🏽

[@tastheslaking4918]

@@l03j27 totally agree with you, it's just a bit sad to know that Hulk has turned into the joke riding the coat tales of his now annoyingly pretentious cousin, instead of being the self proclaimed "strongest there is"... Hulk was one of those characters I had learned to love in my childhood. Being a part of gen z I grew up watching avengers assemble, avengers: earth's mightiest heroes, spider-man(1994), batman: the brave and the bold, etc... A I remember fairly well staring the hulk was the incredible Hulk (1978) this show expanded my understanding of the characters and made me grow to love the character, hearing that ending theme was enough to get me excited to watch more of Bruce's journey and him having to come to terms with the monster inside, all the while understanding more about who the hulk was as a person, someone misunderstood to be evil, who actually had a heart of gold... After seeing She-Hulk I feel like Bill Bixby and Stan Lee's legacies had left us and we can never get that sense of meaning from what people like them bring... Instead we'll just get more pandering pieces of garbage from hack writers who care more about politics than they do the legacies they were left to pass on... I listen to the end theme of the incredible Hulk (1978) with teary eyes knowing we the ones who care about these things will forever be left behind by soulless fools with no restraint... TLDR: Fuck She-Hulk: Atorney at law Edit: got the year wrong, it was 78 not 72

[@InDeathWeLove]

A show that should have three main parts to it: superheroes, courtroom drama, and comedy. Done by a group of writers adept at none of these three elements.

[@uglystupidloser]

🤣🤣🤣

[@hpg4488]

inept

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

And they really thought it'd be a great idea to put this out the same year as the finale of Better Call Saul when everyone is actively aware of how possible it is to have a show that balances courtroom drama, action, and humor expertly.

[@f3ynman44]

@@hpg4488 inept = adept at none

[@hpg4488]

@@f3ynman44 i apparently cannot read 😩😂

[@Wingspand1]

Imagine how much better the show could be if they developed their relationship more. Maybe Jen and Bruce could have already been close cause her family got snapped so when she finds out the Bruce is not missing anymore, they stick together like glue cause of their lost relatives and the missing people around the world Jen could have been the one who got in a accident and Bruce has to make the choice to reluctantly give her a blood transfusion Either it saves her from a certain death or kills his beloved cousin. But then she recovers and becomes She-Hulk. Bruce is happy she is alive but feels guilty he parentally changed her. Hell if they really wanted to do the all guys are bad angle, maybe Bruce was driving and the accident happened. Maybe the Hulk comes out as his defensive mechanism but do the the new mass, he crushed some of her bones making the accident even worse.

[@ad-sd-vids5332]

Her speech about catcalling is made even worse by her saying that Bruce’s life was taken away from him, and it never occurred to her that maybe he’s better at controlling his anger because of all that

[@loverlei79]

This is what happens when you don't know you are the villian and you try to write yourself as the hero.

[@DingbatToast]

Deep

[@daChief-khalife]

You have my way of thinking

[@Peedarb]

He just genetically healed his arm which was fried, and because he used her DNA she says “I’m better than you” is this a child we’re dealing with here? She has no idea HOW he impossibly healed his arm, but her immediate conclusion is “well I’m better”?

[@troffle]

@Disparu Um. Wikipedia article for the show, plot summary of episode 2, second sentence: "However, she is fired from the district attorney's office for losing the case, which their opponent Goodman, Lieber, Kurtzberg & Holliway (GLK&H) declared as a mistrial." Um... 1) doesn't the JUDGE declare a mistrial? 2) Losing a job in the DISTRICT ATTORNEY'S office for losing a case? 3) If it's a mistrial, doesn't that mean NOBODY WON OR LOST THE CASE, IT'S A MISTRIAL?

[@disparutoo]

Having seen the second episode, yes all of that is true. They have her boss contact her and say the jury is biased because she saved their life, hence mistrial. Then immediately fire her even after saying she did the right thing. Doesnt really make sense. Youre supposed to think all her future cases would be deemed mistrial, but in reality it would only be a problem if she saved the life of every jury member ever to enter court in the future. Unless theyre saying her being a superhero will make people trust her more. But is that really any different than maybe a well known lawyer on a case.

[@acetraker1988]

The difference between MCU and Comics. Hulk: Saved her by donating his blood, she is a caring person who sacrifices to save others. She-Hulk: Was near Bruce when he got injured - this ignores all canon, as Bruce put a gun in his mouth and shot himself. Being harmed by a car accident and leaking radioactive blood that somehow doesn't kill everyone near him, then gives them powers, is insane. This would make him a liability in every single place. Real Life Hulk: I wouldn't save this woman, even if someone gave me anything I wanted.

[@MajorSmurf]

Ok so here's the thing. The only reason She-hulk works in the comics is because she does have a different experience to Hulk/Bruce. From what I know she's supposed to be quite meek in her human form and very bad with social interactions. In this show there is no difference between her hulk form and human form. In her human form she doesn't have the bad traits she should have. She's good at socialising and is anything but meek. While she-hulk does have greater control than normal hulk. She should still have a different personality in her hulk form to her human form. People think they're the same person but that's wrong. Extra notes : When she gets badly injured in a car accident and Bruce saves her life with a blood transfusion. He is devastated that he had to do it. He had no choice but to turn her into what he views as a monster. He knows people are going to fear her and possibly try to kill her or use her. If he had any other choice he would have never done it. The problem is that in the MCU the Hulk is dead. All we have left is Bruce in Hulk's body and so this story falls flat as we no longer have the dynamic between Bruce and Hulk. Bruce has basically got rid of his worst enemy and greatest fear. She-hulk in the comics is far more confident in her hulk form and loves/embraces her new form. She loves the confidence it provides so much that she rarely reverts back to being human. Bruce should be different with never wanting to transform as he knows that Hulk could do great harm. The MCU has butchered Bruce and Hulk so badly it's not even funny.

[@smithgdwg]

With how insufferable she was in the show, I can't think of anyone wanting to save her life by turning her into the Hulk.

[@thatcarguydom266]

@@smithgdwg it’s a shame. They could’ve actually made a decent show and done something new with the “smart hulk” persona Bruce has taken on. There was SOOOOO much potential that has just been completely squashed by the activist asshole that wrote this show.

[@zionharris9432]

And they could've done the more melded version of hulk and bruce like what professor hulk is in the comics and the contrast with savage she hulk and the professor teaching her how to read and write with it having a comedic levity after the more punching sad scene of turning her into a hulk. They could've covered all this in the first two episodes with hulk showing jen that it isn't so bad if you don't treat it like a disease but as a friend. Have a mindscape scene with jen and she-hulk learning to work together and have her as the more confident and sexy she-hulk for the next 8 episodes. This could've been good but they killed the hulk and don't understand she-hulk.

[@mrpowerfull100]

Absolutely correct! I cannot recognize this Hulk when compared to the (real) comic book version! I’m not watching it!

[@origamipein18]

It's honestly sad. ):

[@TaddiestMason]

The show actually sounds like a good litmus test for the people who you're interacting with in life. You can tell who to stay away from by whether they like this show or not.

[@tarektechmarine8209]

If they acted like this, I might just lunch them.

[@shanenolan8252]

Lol

[@ahauntinglybeautifulmelody]

well said lol

[@josuafraser4865]

U judging a whole random human being you’ve never met a day in ur life off of what kinda shows they watch? Kinda weird if u ask me lol.

[@hitmanagent871]

You're being judgemental tho 😂 and judgemental people are usually A-holes so I'd stay away from you as well 😂

[@rhesh2440]

Watching this back, I thought of a better way they could have done the car crash scene. Instead of Jen getting out no worse for wear, both she and Bruce are horribly injured and are dying. Jen, knowing shes about to die, makes a heroic, selfless and ultimately brilliant effort to pull Bruce's Hulk suppressant bracelet off, saving him as he Hulks out. Then they could continue with the comics origin of Bruce giving her a transfusion out of necessity. This small scene shows that Jen can be valiantly heroic and also very smart and quick to think on her feet when the stakes are high. And it pleases both modern and comic book fans as the reason she and Bruce survived is through their combined efforts.

[@matthewhoyle31]

The Hulk literally had to sacrifice the woman he loved whilst being chased by the government. Then he had to leave the second woman he loved because people saw him as a monster. Only for that woman to then sacrifice herself (Natasha Romanov is a true hero for women) and we are supposed to believe this woman has had it harder because of the patriarchy. Rediculous

[@eros5420]

My favorite movie is Count of Monte Cristo. Dantes starts off a complete idiot with a heart of gold. He grows smart and cruel then regains his morals... kinda. Growth of a protagonist is one of the best things a story can do. Characters like She-Hulk never grow because theyre written as perfect with society being the problem.

[@salubriousscratch3540]

Great book and well made film, one of my favorites also.

[@eros5420]

@@salubriousscratch3540 You got good taste lol. I like the early 2000s one over the book or earlier movie.

[@justinlevy274]

@@salubriousscratch3540 the book almost felt like watching a movie to me, it was so well written

[@derek96720]

When you raise young girls to believe that everything wrong in their lives is because of "the patriarchy," you get women who are incapable of taking responsibility for their own actions and flaws.

[@garrettoliveto7483]

Great movie! going to spin that one up this weekend

[@wumpusrat]

Okay, this show already seemed incredibly insufferable, and there was no way on earth I was going to watch it. But then the writers decide to bring in Titania, who I've always liked as a villain. She's got a huge chip on her shoulder and has gone head to head with Jen in the comics repeatedly over the years. And Jen generally wins by outsmarting her, because Titania is stronger than she is. In the comics it literally took Jen getting her hands on the Power infinity stone to beat her in a pure physical fight. And yet in this she knocks her out in one freaking punch? Yeah, screw this show.

[@newtpondskipper]

Testify!

[@tbducky4136]

Not only that but the flying kick was terrible lol you could literally see the wires

[@MrBrachiatingApe]

@@tbducky4136 I know, right? It looked like something out of Kung Fu Hustle, only with way worse CGI.

[@tbducky4136]

@@MrBrachiatingApe I could almost visually see a “WAPOW!” On the screen

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

@@tbducky4136 Lol!

[@bliczb8772]

You know, I don't believe I'm about to say it, but the whole part about Cap being a virgin could've been used to strengthen the theme, had it be done by a talented writer. An argument could be made that once Steve Roger became the super soldier, he was gone. All that was left was Captain America - a soldier for life, bound by duty, with no time for pleasures of his humanity. Same with Bruce - once Hulk became a thing, Bruce Banner was gone - After all, Bruce is actively hiding from humanity, worried he might hurt someone by accident (which have happened, curtesy of Wanda Maximoff and other things). It gotten so bad he tried to end his life, but Hulk wouldn't let him. A talented writer could make it so that this iteriation of Jennifer knows well that becoming a superhero has mostly dropoffs, with barely any pros - having to part with normal, calm live, that has it's downsides, but also upsides. Hence, why she desperately wants to be her normal self, not a superhero. But no. No. Instead, they opted out to make it a "joke". A joke that not only speaks poorly about Jennifer, but I have a sneaking suspicion also was a way to tear down Steve Rogers. Because that's all MCU has been doing - tearing down the past, simply in order to elevate themselves.

[@CatalinaLinal7710]

That "Oh, because I'm _better_ than you" line has absolutely NO excuse existing in any way regarding Bruce Banner in that context, are you FUCKING kidding me?? Back when this episode came out I still held onto hope that it's (and most everything else in the episode) set up for her learning to appreciate what her cousin went through and that she has the Hulk experience on easy mode. Learning to recognize and understand your own privileged position even in a tragedy would have been one hell of a feminist story I wanted to appreciate so much, but no?? They really had Jen hear her cousin, who is incredibly excited and relieved to for the first time having someone like him by his side, say that he fixed his arm through her DNA and she said "Oh, because I'm BETTER than you?" Who the FUCK says that to another person who for so many years was the only one "of his kind" in his dangerous body mutation and who now finally had a chance of physically and MEDICALLY helping himself? And she crushes him by saying that the only reason he now has ANY help is because her body mutation is BETTER than his?? How arrogant and self-centered do you have to be to say THAT to a long suffering person? Sorry, but the fucking implications of this line are so many levels of ableist, victim-blaming and just straight up sexist. Do "feminist" writers _know_ that their self-important "empowerment one-liners do exist within actual CONTEXT of a story?? That's the worst shit I've ever heard, in hindsight, how _fucking DARE you???!_ That was the arm that got badly injured in the process of Bruce as Smart Hulk using the infinity gauntlet to snap back the 50% of the population of ALL EXISTENCE who were gone for 5 years! The snap he was only able to survive *because* destiny screwed him over so hard but he pulled through despite of it and for the first time it felt like all the horrible suffering and torture in his life actually had a purpose! And she says "I'm BETTER than you" as some self-important woke clap-back because this writing is too modern feminist to respect that feminism needs to be _adjusted_ to each individual situation you find yourself in. I never actually realized how abysmally AWFUL that line is! _How DARE you??_

[@KoongYe]

It's almost a parody version of someone mocking Marvel's girl power theme, except its actually done by Marvel themselves.

[@darthbiscuit]

Every story that calls itself feminist ends up being incredibly misogynistic and misandric. It despises feminine women, masculine men, and tells women to be more like men.

[@deant3980]

Yeah the way they hate women is disgusting.

[@duncanharrell5009]

Not just any men. Toxic men.

[@blodguizer]

With Blonsky in the show it means they acknowledge the Norton Hulk movie so I guess they missed the scene where General Ross uses two sonic weapons against Hulk and he manages to destroy them. She Hulk just claps her hands a few times and Hulk goes down with no resistance.

[@thinkwithurdipstick]

So the moral of the first episode is don’t let women drive?

[@BeardedDanishViking]

Can we just take a minute to reflect on the fact that his arm was completely dead from using the literal primordial power of the universe to restore the world, a power that damn near killed Thanos as well, and yet HER BLOOD magically heals that injury LIKE IT'S A FUCKING SKINNED KNEE?!?!?!?!?

[@CodeeXD]

Yeah bro she's better in every way. Shit they shoulda have just made Jen she hulk then gave her the gauntlet and she coulda had unlimited snaps

[@woanjinnchong273]

He should have healed already though which is why it is so frustrating he's the HULK. Even if his flesh is stripped from his body he regens so fast it all goes back to normal in seconds. Then again that was savage hulk not this MCU hulk.

[@BeardedDanishViking]

@@woanjinnchong273 Think of all the times Hulk has had a scrap with Wolverine and survived. Christ on a bike...

[@RandomPerson-gf6gd]

@@CodeeXD primordial power of the universe? Ever heard of CATCALLING?!?!? Seriously though, why does she have magical healing powers, she is his cousin, she should only 1 extra parent gene

[@jaxkommish]

Been in court for dozens of trials, both criminal and civil. There is no "look" any lawyer of any kind can give to the room that will do anything to overcome a weak case or presentation Certainly not that half scowl she threw out

[@fictiontheorizer1991]

"When you make your deliberations just remember one single thing... I'm the goddamn She-Hulk. And I will kill you if you don't return a verdict that I like."-She-Hulk probably.

[@Naptosis]

I hope you're in the profession, and didn't just go on some Ezra Miller rampage. 🤣

[@siloPIRATE]

Extraordinary Attorney Woo Young is a way better attorney. Knew that before Jennifer ever entered the courtroom

[@thejadedgeminigeek1293]

Way too go Disparu!! Thanks for taking this episode to task. I haven't watched a single marvel show and love your taking it to task!!!

[@cuff2860]

Dude, I’m so thankful for your suffrage in having watched this so you could break it down. I refuse to give Disney any more money to watch this kind of trash; Hulk is one of my favorite characters. She-Hulk is entertaining enough by herself as well (in the comics) but to see The Hulk destroyed so exponentially is just revolting.

[@jamietuggnut3312]

What really pisses me off about this is that Hulk comes to her, with over a decade of experience, to help her understand what it means to be a hulk out of the goodness of his heart, and she is just an obnoxious gen z-er saying "okay boomer"

[@jarerarebear1765]

I grew up with Depression, and a common symptom of depression in men is struggling with controlling anger. Biologically, women actually do have better control over their anger, but that actually makes anger management even more frustrating for men. This show feels disrespectful to both men and women. It's like a complete sandwich of sexism. I would love to have more female superheroes, it's just sad they always have to be reduced to these insufferably nasty brats. Rey could have been a good character, Carol Danvers could have been a good character, She Hulk could have been a good character, but nope, we can't have nice things anymore. Women deserve better than this.

[@voorindeklas]

At least we had Gamora, Nebula, the old Blackwidow, the Dora Milaje. Jean Grey, Storm etc. Lot of strong superhero women. All those new ones cant have a strugle, they just super.

[@victorpate24]

I seriously feel that Hollywood (which is controlled and run by Oligarchy males) are taking groups of people (women/African-americans/Gays/Asians/Latino/Etc) who have and are dealing with oppressive realities and creating irrational and irritating stories to get ordinary people to further despise them and their efforts and legitimate Issues. They make women appear to be way over the top with their attitudes towards men (while portraying men as pathetic beings). There are countless examples where African/African-americans/etc) are in curious positions (Heimdall/Valkyrie Blacks in Norse mythology is nonexistent) without a back story, thus giving an appearance that they were unjustly awarded a position without merit. As an individual who as spent most of my life as a left-wing advocate for African, African-american, Women, etc, I see these tactics as purposely damaging... and an evil genius agenda to keep people divided which allows a continuous oligarchy control... ijs

[@MinecraftIsLoveMinecraftIsLife]

@@voorindeklas even jane foster in thor 1 and 2. She was the love interest, but she was also a genius scientist.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

Reminds me of a transperson I knew who started taking tons of testosterone and a few days later said, "I get angry all the time. I want to punch things." And every man just nodded knowingly. It gives the lie to the notion both that women are 'angry all the time' like men and that they 'know how to control their anger' like men.

[@nerychristian]

If you think women don't have anger issues, then you've never been in a relationship

[@friendsofthegerund7693]

43:29 The first person indicative verbal form is "am", not "are". "I are amazing" is wrong". "Amn't I amazing?" is right. Minus 1 point.

[@LagunaLeonhart]

25:19 "this was literally impossible to do but we're going to do it anyway because of fallopian tubes" lmao

[@orthex13]

The "blood trasfer" makes no sense. No one has mentioned this...but blood rushes out the body to help Avoid such infections. But in this 1 case, blood got sucked back in? But, then again, I am no biologist......

[@MeoKidoTV]

I assumed that it's just contact with blood that is dangerous, but then they go out of their way to show that her arm is also injured. So maybe it's just dumb.

[@dryfox11]

The show is 100% based on petty things thought up by 40 year old women to show their hatred for “masculinity,” you think any of them have the faintest grasp on biology?

[@FloridaManVal]

I'm a nurses intern. Ignore the Dr

[@TheGameianDark]

Maybe they applied the logic of transferring AIDS through blood here 🤔

[@CodeeXD]

I would say it's because the amount of gama radiation in his blood that makes it so dangerous but like someone else said they made a point to show her wound and show the blood dripping in said wound

[@blakewalker84120]

That helmet in the lab wasn't an Ironman helmet. It was an Ultron helmet. Tony and Bruce put it there to remind them of their past failure so they don't repeat that kind of thing.

[@luthasunspell8365]

In future Marvel writer’s rooms, a She-Hulk poster would serve the same purpose.

[@AKUJIVALDO]

@@luthasunspell8365 these morons would take it as inspiration...

[@stephendenton7589]

I think this show is a social experiment where they are trying to see if the people watching are smart enough to recognise that the main character is actually the villain

[@RlKrav]

As soon as the crash occured the Hulk would have saved Banner from being hurt at all. Can't believe how much they screwed up within the first few minutes. Also the only reason Banner is able to become the Hulk and handle so much gamma radiation because he was experimented on throughout his childhood to make him that way. Also with the Hulks healing factor his injuries would have healed on their own right after the crash

[@markrateh]

Every single female writer of this god awful show suffers from a grandiosity complex because "its oh so hard to be a woman!" and "Its amazing how strong we have been suffering through all this shit that no one has experienced before!"

[@slimbombur7922]

Todays women didnt suffer shit. except maybe a bad hair day. It's like black people complain about how tough it is to be a slave in modern society.

[@darianstarfrog]

🤢🤮

[@deviousdelibird]

I think you're being pretty insensitive! You need to watch the bathroom scene a million more times for it to really sink in what women have to deal with!

[@markrateh]

@@deviousdelibird Yeah I think you might be right! What a god damned bigot I am! Truly! Gosh I hope my children turnout okay!🤣

[@hariman7727]

The whole core of She-Hulk was the fact that she embraced her super strength and power and integrated it with her femininity, and also that because she doesn't have Bruce banners issues she doesn't have the split between the two sides like Bruce does. Edit: and part of that was that She-Hulk was never able to increase her strength like The Hulk does with anger, but she also never had to worry about being caught off guard without her power and... This is just not a good show.

[@dwayneshy9531]

I know everyone has their opinions but I honestly can't understand how people have such strong opinions on a show after the first episode which is infamously known for being the weakest

[@hariman7727]

@@dwayneshy9531 there's a difference between a weak start with potential and an awful first episode.

[@xrosso6515]

@@dwayneshy9531 because this kind of show are made for send a messagge and the writer take side,when this happen your already what will happen,is the reason why things like plot armor are hated, we already from the first episode where anything she do and the reaction give the understanding that there will not be an arc,plus we already see this kind of direction in the other disney/marvel show, the individual that don't understand that are the strange one

[@Contra7311]

.... I just realized a better version of this show exists if she finds out she can hulk out but she can't control it. Opening can happen the same way, She blacks out from a car accident. Hulk finds her and explains she'll have to learn how to channel her anger. Says v plainly you can't be a stressed out lawyer you'll destroy a courthouse and then the city. She refuses because she's so chill. She goes back to lawyering and she hulks out and destroys the courthouse and city and wakes up as Shield arrests her. She's in a fancy ass jail. Bruce goes to visit her but she's upset and refuses to listen to Bruce tell her that he told her so. So he leaves her be in prison. Then shield guy whoever comes around and says "hey I'll let you be a lawyer again if you become the first lawyer for super heros." So then she reluctantly joins Bruce. That's like at least two or three episodes bruh.

[@piti7102]

I was in an anxiety spiral but my anger at the few clips you've shown me actually snapped me out of it. Thank you! I wouldn't have been able to force myself past the first three minutes of this show but for your color commentary, I'll endure!

[@Dave_L913]

12:50 When Disparu realizes who the intended audience is. I genuinely had to pause the video I was laughing so hard. Well done, sir

[@austinralstin3740]

lol probably the best part of the great review.

[@CLove511]

If they rubbed 2 brain cells together, the writers could have made this a fantastic arc for her. Unlikeable, egotistical, narcissistic, and then hulk can't take her shit anymore, beats her to a bloody pulp, and she's forced to realize that her anger is fake and unjustified, and that she's been more awful to those around her than she's ever experienced at her worst. Basically, a more violent, visceral Dr. Strange with a better redemption arc.

[@francois9018]

and boom, you would make a better writer then 7 "qualified" writers. Too bad no one at disney can see that with their head so far up their a$$

[@borkguy]

So I haven’t read them because I’m not a comic nerd, but apparently that’s actually what happened in the comics - she was all of that and had a redemption arc. But the writers are women so they probably think she’s full of positive traits…

[@willpower8061]

The so called "writers" would have to have talent 1st.

[@Uncledavemeltzer]

But you forgot writing something like that would require talent.

[@TheSuperappelflap]

having a man beat a woman into accepting she needs to shut her pie hole for once? are you a muhsoggykneest?

[@ImGoinHammy]

I almost slapped my TV when she said "smug hulk?" Seconds after she LITERALLY said that she's better than him twice in as many seconds. Its like the writers were like "ohk, how much of a self centered/shitty/obnoxious/contradictory/smug character can we come up with?" And then did that. Just straight awful writing and an awful character. Shame

[@grdoreza]

She-Hulk, super villain lawyer. As a lawyer, she has the potential to become the most powerful super villain of all, a Politician. She-Wok.

[@silverscorpio24]

"The biggest triggers are anger and fear." "That's like, the baseline of every woman just existing." Damn. Guess I've been living with the wrong outlook on life. Thanks Marvel!

[@maxmuller4271]

That was the moment I closed Disney Plus lol

[@MrBrachiatingApe]

My response was "Jesus, if this is her response to life on Easy Mode, imagine what she'd be like if she faced a teeny bit of hardship." I cannot believe the writers actually think this absolute stereotype of the worst of womanly behavior, this would-be murderer and narcissist, is a heroic character. That says so much about how personally vile the writers must be, or at least would be if they had a shred of power. I pity any man who ever will, or ever has, married or had a child with any of them.

[@stevekirkpatrick1612]

I too find it odd that the same folks who say all women are always harassed and helpless yet at the same time as strong or stronger than anyone. Often it's the next statement they make.

[@animula6908]

Hello-exactly! Thank you.

[@NebadonAdams]

A Mary Sue character: The only time they were ever wrong was that one time, when they thought they were wrong but they were really right. A Mary Sue character: Practically perfect in every way. A Mary Sue character: With great power comes...whatever they want. A Mary Sue character: The most loved, most powerful, most amazing, most bestest evar, and most oppressed person in every room. A Mary Sue character: Inherited powers from someone else...uses those powers better than that someone else. A Mary Sue character: A stand-in for the writer's own fantasies. Me: A Homophobic/Xenophobic/Islamaphobic/Misogynistic/Mansplainer because I used the term "Mary Sue" to describe a Mary Sue.

[@daverobson3084]

At its core, there is nothing wrong with Jen not wanting to be a hero , and wanting to go back to her " normal" life( There are plenty of heroes on Earth in this universe that can do the job without her adding one more green body to the fight) . That would be, if they did not start the episode with her talking about how those with power have a responsibility to use it for others and the fact that she was willing to sue someone over that issue. meaning not only does she think that people SHOULD do good with their powers, but that the rest of society should have the power to FORCE them to do so. or pay a price for not doing so. One issue that was not pointed to in this review is how Jen goes through her rant about how she cannot show any anger because, as a woman, she would suffer the wrath of the patriarchy ( called difficult or ...be murdered( ignoring that almost 80% of murder victims are male)), when the episode opened with her paralegal dressing down a man, one with a superior position at the law firm she is employed at, and her doing this could get her fired, and in fact, directly insults him, with zero repercussions. No firing. No suspension.. No talking to from the boss. Not even a " You are being insubordinate" from the jerky male lawyer. Nothing. But Jen is afraid of bad things happening if she shows any anger. This shows that its all in her head, or , at least, it mostly is. This series is young, and, maybe that is where they are going. That most of Jen's issues are in her own head with her warped perceptions of the world and her own superiority/inferiority . My hopes are not high though. These writers do not seem that clever. i did think that, during their fight, Bruce was going easy on her. Him holding her back with one hand looked like an adult holding back a flailing child, I thought he was showing her restraint and letting her wear out her anger. Then she Showed him up with the thunder clap assault that hurt him more than just about any attack( short of Thanos) that he has faced in a dozen movies. So, then I wasn't sure what they were getting at. Which, really is my response to most of the show, so far. What are they getting at?

[@recoverinyankee6458]

I have an interesting comparison between She Hulk, episode 1 and an episode of Star Trek "Continues", called "Lolani." The writers of the Star Trek episode caused me to become emotionally invested in Lolani, as well as the other main characters. I felt Lolani's anguish, her broken heart, and her suffering. The writers of She Hulk did not cause me to become emotionally invested in She Hulk nor in any of the main characters. I had secretly hoped that the Jennifer Walters character would die in any random accident, in every imaginable, painful way. Such is how much I despise the She Hulk series! This is my umbrage face!

[@genebaker511]

"Those with the most power must be held accountable" Me - "Where was that in WandaVision?"

[@1738Creations]

She doesn't even turn in to a Hulk. She turns in to a Ruffahulk. Some sort of human-hulk abortion. If she turned in to a real Hulk then there would be drama. She could possibly be more powerful than Ruffahulk and uncontrollable. Instead we're given a woman who turns green when on her period. I've got better things to waste my time watching. Where's my box set of Sex and the City...

[@dryfox11]

Just what everyone wanted to see: A middle aged woman who gets extra emotional on her period and turns green.

[@MeoKidoTV]

They took out the things that that make Hulk a good character and just made She-hulk a better hulk. Thus, all the fun and intrigue has already left the series.

[@marcogenovesi8570]

That is probably the only part where this show is close to the source material. She-hulk just became a big muscular green woman, not a full hulk. Until very recent comics that is

[@unversedhero6028]

Her looks as She-Hulk is the only thing they got right about her.

[@O1OO1O1]

And she wouldn't look aesthetically pleasing. She'd look like that woman from Cell

[@northstar6920]

6:52 Fun fact: during this scene the lines that Banner speaks "Don't Jen, I'm bleeding" are added in post and Truffleo's lips don't even move.

[@johnny-qx6it]

....and....what ever happened to the space ship? Just a random spaceship in the road and no further explanations?

[@peterkulhavy6620]

Imagine. In that court room scene. If everyone died and she lost and realized that she was wrong and she needs help ... That would be interesting.

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

We both know that's never going to happen lol.

[@peterkulhavy6620]

@@jaideepshekhar4621 Yeah ... and that is the sad part about it :(

[@georgejones5019]

Just the changing of how she aquires the Hulk powers is a spit in the face and intentionally done to avoid inhereting the powers from a man and saving her life. Ironic it plays off the women are bad drivers trope. But the believability of the whole scene is hilarious. They had to armor the plot to prevent Bruce (Who is in full control of the Hulk by this point) from Hulking out when he would have at this point, it literally makes zero sense. Good god, this whole thing is painfully preachy. "I'm better than you. You're nothing compared to me. I'm better at this than you. Better, better, better." Good god, why do they have to write her as borderline villianous bitch?

[@TheBlackEsquire]

You don't have close cousins do you?

[@dmitriimekh6288]

The fact that they literally changed her origin of getting powers only for her to be the savior says a lot about this show. Literally, Bruce gives his blood to get after she gets in the hospital with big injury, and saves her live. While here, they show that after a car crash, she herself saves Bruce, and accidently gets his drops of blood. I don't think Bruce blood works like disease, but if it is I think she needs a lot more the couple of drops.

[@fd502]

They have to make the women in these shows heinously unlikable so that when you say you hate female leads (meaning how they are written) their warped world view about the so called patriarchy can feel vindicated.

[@associatealpha1166]

Men must become, women just already are.

[@HerculesBallsInc]

The did the same thing with Catpain Marvel. It's inconceivable that she gets her powers from a man like in the comics. So instead everyone she respects is turned into a woman and she gets her powers from an accident. An accident from the experiments of a genius woman.

[@dragondogemaster]

Honestly the only saving grace for this show would be in the final episode if hulk becomes not smart hulk and just ragdolls her. Just constantly beating the green blood out of her. That would make it all worth while