She's inside your house... [Hatch]

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John Wolfe

John Wolfe

Күн бұрын

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@ramen3586
@ramen3586 3 жыл бұрын
John’s frustration and confusion at the increasingly absurd tasks is the best part of this video
@Yukimurasanada29
@Yukimurasanada29 3 жыл бұрын
#morefuninthePhilippines #proudtobepinoy
@Lombreee
@Lombreee 3 жыл бұрын
Agreed 😆
@Liltle
@Liltle 3 жыл бұрын
pinoy na pinoy yung picture hahaha
@rocthaice24
@rocthaice24 3 жыл бұрын
Him getting scared at the end was hilarious
@theotv5522
@theotv5522 3 жыл бұрын
so basically the whole video?
@pepperslice
@pepperslice 3 жыл бұрын
I love that John goes into a loop of self-awareness about his complains, apologetic and immediately asking people what they expected and then tell them to screw off.
@fruitypatchouli
@fruitypatchouli 3 жыл бұрын
It's honestly kind of relatable. 😂
@itsneitherofustoday9955
@itsneitherofustoday9955 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about him 🤷🏼‍♂️
@naniieSAYhuh
@naniieSAYhuh 3 жыл бұрын
Idk, I kinda feel like he dosent enjoy any of them now or it gives off him doing KZbin for work and not bc he actually enjoys it. But also I just am not used to being around complainitive (even in joke) people. It personally makes me not want to watch games if the person playing seems irritated or picks apart the game bc it kinda distracts. But I get thats kinda his personality not so much him raging against the game
@itsneitherofustoday9955
@itsneitherofustoday9955 3 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about him 🤷🏼‍♂️
@mskane123456
@mskane123456 3 жыл бұрын
@@naniieSAYhuh That’s literally.... what John does. Has done. For years. I don’t know what you’re expecting other than joking and snarky complaining because it happens a lot, and it’s funny
@jeanphilippegrenier
@jeanphilippegrenier 3 жыл бұрын
John: "There's a murderer in the house!" The game: "Someone is grumpy, time for a nutritious meal"
@aliveslice
@aliveslice 3 жыл бұрын
nutritious carrot juice.
@triplespearmint
@triplespearmint 3 жыл бұрын
I loved it when John lost it when the game told him to prepare a meal while there's a murderous supernatural hobo inside the house like its not a thing.
@kukuhimanputraraharja8084
@kukuhimanputraraharja8084 3 жыл бұрын
sometimes you need to give people the carrot when they're in distress, rather than the stick.
@jameswent48
@jameswent48 3 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@witchypeoniflorallungs3044
@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 3 жыл бұрын
@Kein Herz アニ Tbf you gotta give credit that the bots are commenting more relevant shit at least 😭😂
@DuskieTheBear
@DuskieTheBear 3 жыл бұрын
"She's camping the carrots." is a sentence John said with a straight face. I fucking love this channel and this video particularly.
@kukuhimanputraraharja8084
@kukuhimanputraraharja8084 3 жыл бұрын
maybe its a metaphor about the carrot and the stick. you need to endure the stick to get the carrot. although the stick's physical form in this game isn't so stick-y.
@jameswent48
@jameswent48 3 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@animdoodle
@animdoodle 3 жыл бұрын
@@jameswent48 I guess you’re the no one since ya cared enough to reply.
@Rick-sb1rg
@Rick-sb1rg 3 жыл бұрын
@@animdoodle don't need to care to reply, just move your fingers and you can write a comment.
@5hyper7form94
@5hyper7form94 3 жыл бұрын
@@jameswent48 Jesus I guess you had a bad day...2 months ago..
@awetistic5295
@awetistic5295 3 жыл бұрын
This game feels like a weird dream where you just accept anything that happens and do pointless stuff all the time, mixed in with daily chores.
@vampirascoffin870
@vampirascoffin870 3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like every day real life right?
@Limbbiscuit
@Limbbiscuit 3 жыл бұрын
Zombie outbreak happening outside! Time to go to school
@spider-man6932
@spider-man6932 3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when John put his face inside the empty picture frame. 4:26 🤣
@andreware2039
@andreware2039 3 жыл бұрын
So, real life?
@awetistic5295
@awetistic5295 3 жыл бұрын
@@andreware2039 If a homicidal ghost woman would roam around my house, I'd probably not accept it in real life and go make some carrot juice. But in a dream that's perfectly fine.
@AngeliqueStP
@AngeliqueStP 3 жыл бұрын
"She camping the carrot!" ... "I'm gonna 99 this [carrot]." LMAO, There's a sentence you don't expect to hear in a home invasion horror game!
@SupaFreshCoolFly
@SupaFreshCoolFly 3 жыл бұрын
39:28 damn John you got visage’d. Seems like “Person looking through the side of the door” is your one weakness
@ianvarney2112
@ianvarney2112 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it is an effective tactic. No stinger music, just turn around and see creepy weird shit. Boom. Pants instantly shat.
@aliveslice
@aliveslice 3 жыл бұрын
you just coined a term lol (even though it was probably done before visage)
@sweetheartsmisery
@sweetheartsmisery 3 жыл бұрын
it even scared me and i was busy paying attention to something else during half the scene!
@stanmarsh4566
@stanmarsh4566 3 жыл бұрын
It gets you because there is not the generic music behind it, it's just there.
@animdoodle
@animdoodle 3 жыл бұрын
I will admit I was a bit caught off guard and I didn’t expect it. I’m only giving this game like one point for being scary with that part @-@
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen9809 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice that the jumpscares which "get" John the most tend to involve someone leaning across a doorway? This, Visage, FNAF? Indie horror devs take note.
@ummal-hanaaadnan4264
@ummal-hanaaadnan4264 3 жыл бұрын
he got pretty spooked in Night Delivery too lol
@M2920-h7s
@M2920-h7s 3 жыл бұрын
​@Kein Herz アニ Also no sound or animation. Just something waiting to be seen by the player. Very effective. Wish horror movies would use this "silent jumpscare" I like to call it.
@thefailbender
@thefailbender 3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why John’s so upset. Any time my giant, empty, sparsely decorated, and elegant house gets invaded by a lady in pajamas, I always casually take naps and carrot smoothies. Why is he acting like it’s so unrealistic?
@dustyolnut9734
@dustyolnut9734 3 жыл бұрын
They’re called jammy jams!😡
@Roadent1241
@Roadent1241 3 жыл бұрын
@@dustyolnut9734 Nah! PJs!
@swaglevi4315
@swaglevi4315 3 жыл бұрын
@@Roadent1241 my mama always called em' pajammers
@twigs9496
@twigs9496 3 жыл бұрын
I love how this game is essentially just: "Local Man tries to do Household Chores in spite of Hauntings"
@2ksnakenoodles
@2ksnakenoodles 10 ай бұрын
Daily life must go on... so what if you're being hunted by some demons, the dishes ain't gonna wash themselves!
@trashhuman3977
@trashhuman3977 3 жыл бұрын
39:28 Someone needs to put together a comp of John actually getting scared / spooked, he has such a high tolerance for jump scares that it rarely happens
@seiga2177
@seiga2177 3 жыл бұрын
It's so similar to when the cardboard popup in Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion got him. Just perfectly placed after a chase sequence, taking that tension and snapping it in your face.
@mistydayremainsofthejudgment
@mistydayremainsofthejudgment 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly that was a fantastic scare, woke me right up
@darthbaderginsberg7336
@darthbaderginsberg7336 3 жыл бұрын
I would also watch a compilation of every time there is a jump scare but John doesn't even flinch and just says "HI"
@pablofernandez2335
@pablofernandez2335 2 жыл бұрын
39:29, both scary and funny at the same time LOL
@Insym
@Insym 3 жыл бұрын
This is the best worst game ever. I love hate it.
@JohnWolfe
@JohnWolfe 3 жыл бұрын
haha me too
@prozystudios1595
@prozystudios1595 3 жыл бұрын
when two of your favorite horror youtubers know each other
@2goblinsinatrenchcoat
@2goblinsinatrenchcoat 3 жыл бұрын
@@prozystudios1595 same lol
@redned4802
@redned4802 3 жыл бұрын
I remember when you played this live Insym. I love goofy horror games like this.
@solastea6066
@solastea6066 3 жыл бұрын
John: “Somebody’s gonna be like: John complained a lot in this video” That’s why I’m here, I’m here for John’s sass.
@emmarosie7176
@emmarosie7176 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine calling childlike spoiled behavior demanding everything goes their way in a game or getting mad if it doesn’t is “sass”
@mskane123456
@mskane123456 3 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny dude, I love it
@Befferson
@Befferson 3 жыл бұрын
@@emmarosie7176 so why watch if you are so bothered?
@av3ngers17
@av3ngers17 3 жыл бұрын
@@emmarosie7176 booo
@emmarosie7176
@emmarosie7176 3 жыл бұрын
@@Befferson how would i know what’s in the video unless i watched it ? Lmao you genuinely sound on the spectrum for this stupid question
@sennyarlathotep3892
@sennyarlathotep3892 3 жыл бұрын
Delivery guy is repeating "I'm sorry", which. Well, he did deliver an intruder in your house. I'm really fond of the weirdness of this game! Both the bizarre/unsettling atmosphere and the fact that it obviously doesn't take itself seriously. The main character's behaviour was part of the experience, I think: everything is bizarre, from the invaders to his focus on mundane tasks. Kind of like some of these Junji Ito characters who insists on "acting normally" when their cousin is doing black magic or their houses are fusing together? Nothing makes sense, and the fact that it doesn't is part of the unsettling atmosphere.
@ntp4003
@ntp4003 3 жыл бұрын
I agree, its strangely enjoyable despite itself like John said. It's just so bizarre that it's gotta be on purpose but the uncertainty keeps you on edge lmao. And it did give John one good scare!
@justin02350
@justin02350 3 жыл бұрын
It has some great things about it but it's pretty bad
@ianvarney2112
@ianvarney2112 3 жыл бұрын
"Well, my entire town is turning into a bizarre Elder-God infested hellscape. Time to go to school!"
@jade4025
@jade4025 3 жыл бұрын
@@ianvarney2112 uzumaki mfs be like
@doclinny
@doclinny 3 жыл бұрын
What's he actually saying? It doesn't sound like any of the ways of apologizing I've heard
@colonelfrost8
@colonelfrost8 3 жыл бұрын
this game feels like a game someone tried to make as a serious horror game early in development but realized it wasn't looking good, so they decided to not make it a serious game but a very silly weird one instead,making the best of what they had, and it kinda works lol,not sure if I've ever seen a game like this. i will say the part with the guy peeking his head around the wall was a good scare,caught me off guard.
@mobiledatano1787
@mobiledatano1787 3 жыл бұрын
Omg I feel like you hit the nail right on the head! It seems that the pink lady and brother's models are made by the dev who just started 3D modelling, but got really frustrated that the models doesn't look right so they just paste stiff looking hair and copy pasted the faces
@Lucifronz
@Lucifronz 2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't work at all, actually, but the fact that the only people suffering from it are the ones playing it and not those of us watching it does make it a *little* better.
@CrystalRose1111
@CrystalRose1111 2 жыл бұрын
@@Lucifronz Did you have a bad day? Lol it was a fun watch and john liked playing it, not that deep bro
@danmakes2497
@danmakes2497 2 жыл бұрын
@@CrystalRose1111 I mean they're still not wrong; it's very unpolished and frustrating to play but somewhat saved by the comedy. Though whether the comedy is intended is another thing.
@lexiegaffney4692
@lexiegaffney4692 2 жыл бұрын
I literally read this comment looked in the corner then the jump scare happened. It scared me so bad lol
@carowilliamscaro
@carowilliamscaro 3 жыл бұрын
26:10 John’s genuine frustration while yelling “I HAVE TO SCOOP UP THE CARROT!” absolutely _sent me_
@DracoHandsome
@DracoHandsome 3 жыл бұрын
it's called hatch because your character hatches really harebrained schemes of mundane tasks to do while being stalked in an enclosed space by a murderer
@MythsolverMercy
@MythsolverMercy 3 жыл бұрын
The house layout makes me think of someone’s first time playing Sims. You want an exercise machine? Put them in a random spot.
@sunnyneonraye1459
@sunnyneonraye1459 3 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@xav_masterchief34
@xav_masterchief34 3 жыл бұрын
Hatch = 2nd floor
@tytar1037
@tytar1037 3 жыл бұрын
@@xav_masterchief34 can’t believe I didn’t notice that😂😂😂
@xav_masterchief34
@xav_masterchief34 3 жыл бұрын
@@tytar1037 ahahah i couldnt focus on anything else than that ahahah
@wickedraptor2651
@wickedraptor2651 3 жыл бұрын
i'd be more than happy with a "John rates youtuber houses" just a level of sass and "Why would you need that?!" but for real houses
@aliveslice
@aliveslice 3 жыл бұрын
Do Kimye's house... 😬
@zephiel70
@zephiel70 3 жыл бұрын
Dear god yes
@sthlng2180
@sthlng2180 3 жыл бұрын
This game feels like if u hired 2 people to work on it, told one to make a serious game, but told the other guy its a comedy horror game. Aand u didnt allow them to communicate with eachother at all
@Emily-xk2du
@Emily-xk2du 3 жыл бұрын
The suspenseful chase music just. Abruptly cutting out like that literally the SECOND she loses interest is so funny. It genuinely sounds like John added that in during editing for laughs.
@lexiegaffney4692
@lexiegaffney4692 2 жыл бұрын
AND THEN YOU WENT BACK TO SLEEP?!?!?! I have probably watched this part 15 times now and its been hilarious every single time. John, your face was priceless
@yannnnnnnni
@yannnnnnnni 3 жыл бұрын
“So nice it is all the wood and stuff!!” “……and I’m a vampire..” 😂😂
@xotennisxgirlox
@xotennisxgirlox 3 жыл бұрын
That’s a classic 26 year old man’s house. Just way bigger. A couch. A bench press. A table. That’s all you need.
@ghoultooth
@ghoultooth 3 жыл бұрын
And a mini fridge for your gamer fuel lmao
@aaronc1407
@aaronc1407 3 жыл бұрын
@@ghoultooth I’m 26 and work 40 hours a week, I wish I had time for gaming lol
@DinnerForkTongue
@DinnerForkTongue 2 жыл бұрын
@@aaronc1407 Been working 40h/week since I was 19, I sure can relate lol. Games, for me, only on weekends, holidays and vacations.
@oren1305
@oren1305 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronc1407 I'm in school, recently promoted, and running a house, gaming happens on weekends and in the one hour before I pass out at bedtime lol.
@Beaneabean
@Beaneabean Жыл бұрын
As a woman in her mid 20s, thats exactly why I dont date guys my age. I dont have the desire to be any man’s mom
@dulcecerez0
@dulcecerez0 3 жыл бұрын
PSA for those who don't follow john on twitter! he tweeted yesterday: "I’m off for the rest of the week! Going to be reading books, binging shows, playing backlogged games... vacation mode! There will still be two new videos this week but no streams. And probably very limited social media. Excited!" just hoping people respect & understand his time off this week ♡😊
@enashi6133
@enashi6133 3 жыл бұрын
Thankkk youuuuu
@bluemrpony
@bluemrpony 3 жыл бұрын
also, follow John on Twitter y'all!
@Dragonbleps
@Dragonbleps 3 жыл бұрын
Nice! Time for some much-needed self-care and relaxation!
@khaosctrlb47
@khaosctrlb47 3 жыл бұрын
hope he has a good break! ♥
@ziongamer6905
@ziongamer6905 3 жыл бұрын
You’re a sweetheart. Have a nice day!
@MiraculousMayhem04
@MiraculousMayhem04 3 жыл бұрын
Looking at the opening screen made me think this game would be about someone living in your house without you knowing, not only was it NOT that, I couldn't even tell what this game was about even after watching the video 💀💀 i think John calling it "Chore simulator" was pretty accurate though. I'm only slightly disappointed it wasn't what i was hoping for.
@mskane123456
@mskane123456 3 жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought when I first saw everybody’s thumbnails! I was so excited for it to be like this really ominous “person living in your house and watching you”, almost like a Paranormal Activity type game where you set up cameras or something. Woulda been neat!
@MiraculousMayhem04
@MiraculousMayhem04 3 жыл бұрын
@@mskane123456 right? Like it would start with little things, extra dishes in the sink, stuff going missing, hair that wasn't yours in the drain, all of that, plus a few well placed scares, (both jump scares and ones that you notice by yourself) would have made a wonderful game!
@sethwood1676
@sethwood1676 3 жыл бұрын
I thinks a surreal game about the MC murdering his family but, you'd really have to ask the creator cause it could have just been an i want to make a weird horror game.
@CrystalRose1111
@CrystalRose1111 2 жыл бұрын
@@sethwood1676 see I interpreted it as a “trying to escape your mentally ill family” type deal But who knows honestly
@laurenhutchinson2292
@laurenhutchinson2292 3 жыл бұрын
I discovered John wolfe two years back when I started my thesis. Between my day job and studies at night I found myself looking to watch something that was just easy and entertaining. I bumped into his KZbin channel from watching game play though and I have finally watched all his past videos as well as some twitch streams... I don't think he realizes how much watching his entertaining comments and remarks has kept me laughing through all these hectic years. I'm a South African and I still watch his new videos and watch his streams late at night because of the time difference. Thanks John. For all the entertainment. Keep up the fantastic work 👍
@pinsandneedles3
@pinsandneedles3 3 жыл бұрын
Me, currently watching this video to procrastinate my thesis research 👁️👄👁️
@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop
@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop 3 жыл бұрын
Me curreny watching this video while taking a gap year, knowing that in the end i have to make a thesis, inevitably no matter how long it is 👁👄👁
@clan31337
@clan31337 3 жыл бұрын
Hes the best :)
@Lyander25
@Lyander25 3 жыл бұрын
The T word terrifies me but yes, here's another poor soul finding solace in the wit and snark. Hope all your theses are going well, people who can relate :))
@sharonariellalevy7114
@sharonariellalevy7114 3 жыл бұрын
Me, watching this video as a reward for hitting my thesis word count goal for the day...
@Whatlander
@Whatlander 3 жыл бұрын
My ex wanted to get an industrial-sized trash bin like this for our tiny place, and I argued we ought to just take the trash out more. Now I feel so foolish, knowing my home has no place to hide from 90's Whoopi Goldberg, and they're sitting pretty in their conveniently human-sized emergency bin.
@Amanda-zo7jg
@Amanda-zo7jg 3 жыл бұрын
90s Whoopi Goldberg 🤣🤣
@tehdmanvids3
@tehdmanvids3 2 жыл бұрын
Any kind of container that can be described as 'conveniently human-sized' is always a bad look
@glassbob9871
@glassbob9871 3 жыл бұрын
39:30 It seems like when enemies are just standing there, peeking from behind the walls is the most effective way to jumpscare John; theres that one moment in Visage, and then Tall Poppy...
@5050TM
@5050TM 3 жыл бұрын
39:29 is one of my favorite scares in any game just because it's so damn stupid yet highly effective😂
@zambiekiller360
@zambiekiller360 2 жыл бұрын
"Have a meal? "HAVE A MEAL!?!" I was in tears at that part 🤣
@Kh0rnet
@Kh0rnet 3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised John is still capable of pure disbelief at how bad these games can get
@laurentiusmcmxcv
@laurentiusmcmxcv 3 жыл бұрын
*says sumimase desu ka repeatedly*
@murphhhhhhh
@murphhhhhhh 3 жыл бұрын
@@laurentiusmcmxcv sumimasen deshita! A sentence ending in desuka indicates a question. (Not nitpicking, just a friendly clarification!)
@laurentiusmcmxcv
@laurentiusmcmxcv 3 жыл бұрын
@@murphhhhhhh My hearing sutely deceives me Thx
@user-mg1cc3wr5o
@user-mg1cc3wr5o 3 жыл бұрын
The youtuber house tour videos would be great! You point out so many things during these videos that I wouldn't have even noticed, so it would be nice to have the perspective of some who's detail oriented.
@sassykat2587
@sassykat2587 3 жыл бұрын
I agree. Personally I think it'd be a nice change to the channel, not that I don't love his horror vids. If it makes him happy to switch up than I'm for it.
@batmanbeyond5766
@batmanbeyond5766 2 жыл бұрын
Killer: enters your house and tries to kill you Person living in house: time to have a meal
@mariiasolianyk5668
@mariiasolianyk5668 3 жыл бұрын
This game was an out of body experience
@hotpocketH
@hotpocketH 3 жыл бұрын
It makes complete sense when you think about it. Sorry, that was my insane dark side talking.
@Jimmyboygohome
@Jimmyboygohome 3 жыл бұрын
I love how the dead body was an item that could be used in the inventory
@ryanleatigaga7596
@ryanleatigaga7596 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, hey, I saw ManlyBadassHero play this! Wow, this game is weird. It's on the border between "legitimately unplayable" and "So bad it's good".
@markuswithak5084
@markuswithak5084 3 жыл бұрын
yeah,I remember Manly's playthrough and how awful this game was! And when I saw John play I was like ooooooooooh,this will be good
@anondecepticon
@anondecepticon 3 жыл бұрын
I like how quickly both John and Manly figured out how the A.I. works and how to counter it. Smart guys!
@nenkonya8542
@nenkonya8542 3 жыл бұрын
@@anondecepticon that corner wall 💀
@celloafterdark4173
@celloafterdark4173 Жыл бұрын
I think the main character is coming to terms with murdering his family? That's how I interpreted it. So glad you got all the way through!
@ClemPal
@ClemPal 3 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine being someone who finds John belly-aching at the game, annoying. like... that's why we're here 😎
@jamieepic666
@jamieepic666 3 жыл бұрын
I watched Manly play this weeks ago and I saw John uploaded this a week ago and clicked so fast. I was so excited to see and laugh at all his sass.
@JeweledLove
@JeweledLove 3 жыл бұрын
John: "Alright, let's review what's happened so far in this game" Also John: "Absolutely nothing"
@theshape3988
@theshape3988 3 жыл бұрын
Awww u must be 8 years old doing those type comments inn 2021
@crowwithashortcake
@crowwithashortcake 3 жыл бұрын
@@theshape3988 why are all ur comments you bitching who hurt you lmao
@ghoultooth
@ghoultooth 3 жыл бұрын
@@theshape3988 Bro, your video titles are just as shit. Self hatred is not the answer.
@samwisegamgee1243
@samwisegamgee1243 3 жыл бұрын
I LMFAO'd so hard at that part 🤣
@_dom_97
@_dom_97 3 жыл бұрын
My mom had to travel abroad for surgery and this came at such a perfect time. I miss her so much already but the videos are always comforting
@Owl_bee
@Owl_bee 3 жыл бұрын
Good luck to your mum!
@sassykat2587
@sassykat2587 3 жыл бұрын
Hope your mother pulls through okay. :)
@kingofshlithut7316
@kingofshlithut7316 3 жыл бұрын
I hope everything goes well for her and you fellow KZbin person! :)
@_dom_97
@_dom_97 3 жыл бұрын
@@Owl_bee thank you so much!
@_dom_97
@_dom_97 3 жыл бұрын
@@sassykat2587 thank you!!
@TheSuperNyx
@TheSuperNyx 3 жыл бұрын
I will admit 39:27 was actually a good moment
@nanao.9807
@nanao.9807 3 жыл бұрын
"let me know what you thought" no thoughts, had to leave my brain while watching this game, very weird but intriguing
@kukuhimanputraraharja8084
@kukuhimanputraraharja8084 3 жыл бұрын
john is the only lets player of this game that comments on protag's exceptional animation speed and elegance in dumping himself inside a trash can.
@peachyraynebow
@peachyraynebow 3 жыл бұрын
John is officially an interior decorator XD
@Kathling1997
@Kathling1997 3 жыл бұрын
I'm only 15 minutes into this game and John's reaction is already giving me a new life. This is gold
@QJDWG
@QJDWG 3 жыл бұрын
Knowing how awful this game is, I’m only here for John’s wonderful sass.
@_GuiltyGhost
@_GuiltyGhost 3 жыл бұрын
It may be a bad game, but man was it funny to watch KZbinrs play this
@Razer5542
@Razer5542 3 жыл бұрын
The npc (witch) literally yells like a autistic baby (Not even going to start about how garbage her textures are). It's like they didn't even try on it tbh..
@crowwithashortcake
@crowwithashortcake 3 жыл бұрын
@@Razer5542 dont use autistic as an insult cmon
@maow-tty-archive
@maow-tty-archive 3 жыл бұрын
@@crowwithashortcake Person with Aspies here. Use autistic as an insult as much as you want :)
@Razer5542
@Razer5542 3 жыл бұрын
@@crowwithashortcake The thing is, i am autistic (PDD-NOS).
@edwiniseman4
@edwiniseman4 3 жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and was like "NOOO, JOHN, SAVE YOUR BRAIN CELLS!!" but then realized John is the hero we have that will criticize this game... harshly! This is his duty.
@Dbobola
@Dbobola 3 жыл бұрын
By far one of the strangest yet most unique games I've ever seen. John's reactions to the game's oddities practically had me in tears! This is going down as one of my favorites.
@kazenokize2
@kazenokize2 3 жыл бұрын
Dude I'm really liking the new edits you are doing on your videos like the zooms or the framed photo one lol.
@sharkisaurz
@sharkisaurz 3 жыл бұрын
This ENTIRE video could be in the John Wolfe best of 2021 montage
@witchypeoniflorallungs3044
@witchypeoniflorallungs3044 3 жыл бұрын
What John really needs after this game is therapy, poor bloke was really out here suffering from raw, unadulterated confusion 😭
@ntp4003
@ntp4003 3 жыл бұрын
I would love house tours reaction videos from you John. Next step, The Sims 4 build videos. Edit: Omg this game is hilarious. Just when I thought I've seen it all, they pull something ridiculous out of their ass lmao. I totally agree with you, something about this weird game is strangely charming. The ghost girl making you pick up the trash and passing you the shampoo completely sent me 🤣
@av3ngers17
@av3ngers17 3 жыл бұрын
5:29 John gets so fed up with horror game houses, I live for this LMAO the anger just keeps escalating
@0megaForce
@0megaForce 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I really liked this game, it was fun and very bizarre but that’s what I liked about it. I had a lot of fun with it...
@0megaForce
@0megaForce 3 жыл бұрын
@Merciless Freak good for you
@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470
@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 3 жыл бұрын
@@0megaForce I mean it was so trash that it was fun
@mackraft6417
@mackraft6417 3 жыл бұрын
John's commentary makes even really confusing ass games like this so funny
@giselleontiveros8458
@giselleontiveros8458 3 жыл бұрын
I am so happy that I didn’t have much interest in watching a play through of this game until John played it. I was constantly laughing through how frustrated you were getting. I was right there with you 😂😂😂
@vincentbaehr8336
@vincentbaehr8336 3 жыл бұрын
"This is not like it's anything new...I've always been like this." -John Wolfe. Yep. Can confirm. Been watching for... oh 4 years now? Still love the guy.
@celesteneptune
@celesteneptune 3 жыл бұрын
4:25 this was so good HAHA i honestly love the editing in ur recent vids, it adds a nice touch!
@melaniem4798
@melaniem4798 3 жыл бұрын
I love John's reactions to the insane things the game asks him to do. Like it's the craziest thing he's ever heard in his entire life. Haha. I laughed out loud at, "DIG UP A CARROT?!"
@beatsbydrea6557
@beatsbydrea6557 3 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for October, John you are just *chef’s kiss* when it comes to horror!
@bronzergoth7598
@bronzergoth7598 3 жыл бұрын
"imagine a day where all you do is make carrot juice and find a credit card in a drawer in your house" pretty productive depression day tbh
@butterneko
@butterneko 3 жыл бұрын
39:30 don’t worry guys, john was just imitating the man baby’s sounds.
@3000-z7p
@3000-z7p 3 жыл бұрын
39:30 I think the path John took, and ofc the angle he approached the door with and had to turn to close it made that scare way cooler than it would have been otherwise.
@paytonbrooke11
@paytonbrooke11 3 жыл бұрын
Do it, John! Rate people’s house tours! Judge the hell out of them!
@MeAmSmack
@MeAmSmack 3 жыл бұрын
Dig up a carrot. I do weirdly respect how cool the protagonist is with this stranger being permanently in his home now. He’s just all, “this is my life now.” I’m waiting on him to have to poop or shower or something.
@bills0552
@bills0552 3 жыл бұрын
This video looks interesting. John, you probably won't see this but you playing puppet combo games is what I live for lol. I can't wait to watch this
@naurcho
@naurcho 3 жыл бұрын
love that you can place your bother's entire rigor-mortis body in your inventory
@amberw7980
@amberw7980 3 жыл бұрын
"....okay, there's so much to unpack here." LOL. I'm ded.
@12ozpoundcake86
@12ozpoundcake86 3 жыл бұрын
2 minutes in, and John is already done with the protagonist's bullshit. Love you John!
@Guys._.
@Guys._. 3 жыл бұрын
So this is where dbd's hatch leads...to a shitstain of a game.
@tropezando
@tropezando 3 жыл бұрын
I've reconsidered and I think I'll take my chances with the hook, thanks
@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop
@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop 3 жыл бұрын
The killers have been knowing this all along. That's why they sometime give the hatch to the last survivor. To torture them more...
@toothy8923
@toothy8923 3 жыл бұрын
dbd hatch leads to yet another fever dream
@Mayo-kz8xp
@Mayo-kz8xp 3 жыл бұрын
39:30 I don't think I've ever seen john get that scared😂
@TigburtJones
@TigburtJones 3 жыл бұрын
John Wolfe you’re awesome; i like seeing your vids pop up; I try these games and I got no character or attitude like you; you’re a badass. Should make a character with you as the main. Wolfe is a dope name! Keep it real
@mondsternleinch.5253
@mondsternleinch.5253 3 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it was, but this was the most entertaining video I've seen in months. It was just the right amount of bad that Johns commentary makes it really funny, but not so overly bad that you just give up questioning things.
@eliasmortimer9564
@eliasmortimer9564 3 жыл бұрын
Cory was confused with this one, glad you’re playing it too.
@chamomile_papi
@chamomile_papi 3 жыл бұрын
I love your videos bc you diffuse any tension in all the games you play. I can’t move in scary games at all. I simply pause, turn off the console, and live vicariously through others on KZbin.
@Saintofloneliness
@Saintofloneliness 3 жыл бұрын
15:12 John's reaction is exactly why I love john
@butterneko
@butterneko 3 жыл бұрын
10:41 to those who didn’t know what the lady was saying, she’s basically apologizing multiple times (“i’m sorry”)
@blueapron8624
@blueapron8624 3 жыл бұрын
The scare at 39:29 got me BAD
@Owl_bee
@Owl_bee 3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@RedRose-kj3dz
@RedRose-kj3dz 3 жыл бұрын
"That was a cool affect, but then they ruined it with this ugly tool tip" OMG that was hilarious and John you're not complaining you're awesome LOL I was laughing the whole vid - love it
@sweepingtime
@sweepingtime 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine John saying: "How do I know which is my brother's room?" And then the spirit of the game going: "You don't know where your own brother's room is? Hurhurhurrr!"
@dreamerme36
@dreamerme36 3 жыл бұрын
46:08 really love how your brother's corpse is just in your inventory
@englerj
@englerj 3 жыл бұрын
We're so blessed this Halloween month to get all these John Wolfe videos 🙏
@agnomymous
@agnomymous 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m home!” your brother screams as he enters his room, shortly followed by you falling out of his locker. Also shortly followed by “It’s been awhile” and no acknowledgement of the delivery lady stalking the halls.
@abrilvonbunny6205
@abrilvonbunny6205 3 жыл бұрын
I would love John's snarky comments on youtuber houses
@hologrms
@hologrms 3 жыл бұрын
"aaauuUUUUAND YOU WENT BACK TO SLEEP!?" lmaooooo my thoughts exactly!
@phillipnough2978
@phillipnough2978 3 жыл бұрын
Love getting to subscriptions right when the video is posted
@thebradzone3922
@thebradzone3922 2 жыл бұрын
this game looks like an utter chore to actually play, but honestly? i kind of love everything else about it, glad john enjoyed it too
@sheikhjoy9
@sheikhjoy9 3 жыл бұрын
watched 3 og play this game, manlybadasshero - calm and confused coryxkenshin - get your ankles broke frick and jumpscare scream xD john wolfe - annoyed to the heck level, criticise this to the bot level and roasting to the god level and ehh what is this
@abbyswurld
@abbyswurld 3 жыл бұрын
I have loved the funny editing on your videos for the last little while hahah
@eyesweyedopen4599
@eyesweyedopen4599 3 жыл бұрын
lol, a half hour of john scratching his head trying to figure out ridiculous houses and getting frustrated without getting any answers? yes please!
@Pondy-sama
@Pondy-sama 3 жыл бұрын
Happy about the frequent uploads. Gotta love Spooktober starting off with plenty of John's videos coming out!
@Shaoife
@Shaoife 3 жыл бұрын
Not even 2 minutes in and we're already off to a great start 🤣
@marcellison9008
@marcellison9008 3 жыл бұрын
This was so entertaining to watch. I rly liked that one. Also every other video u made. Thanks for your work for atleast 5 years (i know your channel since them).
@honeypossum05
@honeypossum05 3 жыл бұрын
You probably won’t see this but I just wanted to say thank you so much for your videos. I was feeling really down and this video made me laugh so hard that I cried. Thank you for making videos that are always so fun and enjoyable. PS I always love the Baldi’s Basics references. I think I will go rewatch your play through after this video.
@narothen8803
@narothen8803 3 жыл бұрын
The reason why I love your videos is because you say your opinions/criticism about the game (be it anesthetics, assets, characters, dialogs, notes, quests, etc.) and you are being genuine while not really trying to make the developer's effort look bad. I appreciate that a lot. And you always mention whether the developer already did a game previously and such little things which are really nice. Continue being Critical, John. Lots of love ♡
@kaicarter96
@kaicarter96 3 жыл бұрын
John's "complaints" are exactly why I subscribed, I love his critical style of gameplay.
@woof6056
@woof6056 3 жыл бұрын
Your comment about how little it takes for this game to piss you off had my dying from laughter.
@vincentbaehr8336
@vincentbaehr8336 3 жыл бұрын
John is being Harshly Critical of this game, one might say.
@user-jm5mk1eq9z
@user-jm5mk1eq9z 3 жыл бұрын
If he did something besides games, I'd love to see John react to horror videos on youtube. Not in a "so wacky!" way, but there's content that's legitimately creepy while still having enough stupid moments for john's sass. Him watching analog horror like local58 or gemini home entertainment would be so cool.
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