John’s frustration and confusion at the increasingly absurd tasks is the best part of this video
@Yukimurasanada293 жыл бұрын
#morefuninthePhilippines #proudtobepinoy
@Lombreee3 жыл бұрын
Agreed 😆
@Liltle3 жыл бұрын
pinoy na pinoy yung picture hahaha
@rocthaice243 жыл бұрын
Him getting scared at the end was hilarious
@theotv55223 жыл бұрын
so basically the whole video?
@pepperslice3 жыл бұрын
I love that John goes into a loop of self-awareness about his complains, apologetic and immediately asking people what they expected and then tell them to screw off.
@fruitypatchouli3 жыл бұрын
It's honestly kind of relatable. 😂
@itsneitherofustoday99553 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about him 🤷🏼♂️
@naniieSAYhuh3 жыл бұрын
Idk, I kinda feel like he dosent enjoy any of them now or it gives off him doing KZbin for work and not bc he actually enjoys it. But also I just am not used to being around complainitive (even in joke) people. It personally makes me not want to watch games if the person playing seems irritated or picks apart the game bc it kinda distracts. But I get thats kinda his personality not so much him raging against the game
@itsneitherofustoday99553 жыл бұрын
One of my favorite things about him 🤷🏼♂️
@mskane1234563 жыл бұрын
@@naniieSAYhuh That’s literally.... what John does. Has done. For years. I don’t know what you’re expecting other than joking and snarky complaining because it happens a lot, and it’s funny
@jeanphilippegrenier3 жыл бұрын
John: "There's a murderer in the house!" The game: "Someone is grumpy, time for a nutritious meal"
@aliveslice3 жыл бұрын
nutritious carrot juice.
@triplespearmint3 жыл бұрын
I loved it when John lost it when the game told him to prepare a meal while there's a murderous supernatural hobo inside the house like its not a thing.
@kukuhimanputraraharja80843 жыл бұрын
sometimes you need to give people the carrot when they're in distress, rather than the stick.
@jameswent483 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@witchypeoniflorallungs30443 жыл бұрын
@Kein Herz アニ Tbf you gotta give credit that the bots are commenting more relevant shit at least 😭😂
@DuskieTheBear3 жыл бұрын
"She's camping the carrots." is a sentence John said with a straight face. I fucking love this channel and this video particularly.
@kukuhimanputraraharja80843 жыл бұрын
maybe its a metaphor about the carrot and the stick. you need to endure the stick to get the carrot. although the stick's physical form in this game isn't so stick-y.
@jameswent483 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@animdoodle3 жыл бұрын
@@jameswent48 I guess you’re the no one since ya cared enough to reply.
@Rick-sb1rg3 жыл бұрын
@@animdoodle don't need to care to reply, just move your fingers and you can write a comment.
@5hyper7form943 жыл бұрын
@@jameswent48 Jesus I guess you had a bad day...2 months ago..
@awetistic52953 жыл бұрын
This game feels like a weird dream where you just accept anything that happens and do pointless stuff all the time, mixed in with daily chores.
@vampirascoffin8703 жыл бұрын
Sounds like every day real life right?
@Limbbiscuit3 жыл бұрын
Zombie outbreak happening outside! Time to go to school
@spider-man69323 жыл бұрын
I lost it when John put his face inside the empty picture frame. 4:26 🤣
@andreware20393 жыл бұрын
So, real life?
@awetistic52953 жыл бұрын
@@andreware2039 If a homicidal ghost woman would roam around my house, I'd probably not accept it in real life and go make some carrot juice. But in a dream that's perfectly fine.
@AngeliqueStP3 жыл бұрын
"She camping the carrot!" ... "I'm gonna 99 this [carrot]." LMAO, There's a sentence you don't expect to hear in a home invasion horror game!
@SupaFreshCoolFly3 жыл бұрын
39:28 damn John you got visage’d. Seems like “Person looking through the side of the door” is your one weakness
@ianvarney21123 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it is an effective tactic. No stinger music, just turn around and see creepy weird shit. Boom. Pants instantly shat.
@aliveslice3 жыл бұрын
you just coined a term lol (even though it was probably done before visage)
@sweetheartsmisery3 жыл бұрын
it even scared me and i was busy paying attention to something else during half the scene!
@stanmarsh45663 жыл бұрын
It gets you because there is not the generic music behind it, it's just there.
@animdoodle3 жыл бұрын
I will admit I was a bit caught off guard and I didn’t expect it. I’m only giving this game like one point for being scary with that part @-@
@smittywerbenjagermanjensen98093 жыл бұрын
Anyone notice that the jumpscares which "get" John the most tend to involve someone leaning across a doorway? This, Visage, FNAF? Indie horror devs take note.
@ummal-hanaaadnan42643 жыл бұрын
he got pretty spooked in Night Delivery too lol
@M2920-h7s3 жыл бұрын
@Kein Herz アニ Also no sound or animation. Just something waiting to be seen by the player. Very effective. Wish horror movies would use this "silent jumpscare" I like to call it.
@thefailbender3 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why John’s so upset. Any time my giant, empty, sparsely decorated, and elegant house gets invaded by a lady in pajamas, I always casually take naps and carrot smoothies. Why is he acting like it’s so unrealistic?
@dustyolnut97343 жыл бұрын
They’re called jammy jams!😡
@Roadent12413 жыл бұрын
@@dustyolnut9734 Nah! PJs!
@swaglevi43153 жыл бұрын
@@Roadent1241 my mama always called em' pajammers
@twigs94963 жыл бұрын
I love how this game is essentially just: "Local Man tries to do Household Chores in spite of Hauntings"
@2ksnakenoodles10 ай бұрын
Daily life must go on... so what if you're being hunted by some demons, the dishes ain't gonna wash themselves!
@trashhuman39773 жыл бұрын
39:28 Someone needs to put together a comp of John actually getting scared / spooked, he has such a high tolerance for jump scares that it rarely happens
@seiga21773 жыл бұрын
It's so similar to when the cardboard popup in Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion got him. Just perfectly placed after a chase sequence, taking that tension and snapping it in your face.
@mistydayremainsofthejudgment3 жыл бұрын
Honestly that was a fantastic scare, woke me right up
@darthbaderginsberg73363 жыл бұрын
I would also watch a compilation of every time there is a jump scare but John doesn't even flinch and just says "HI"
@pablofernandez23352 жыл бұрын
39:29, both scary and funny at the same time LOL
@Insym3 жыл бұрын
This is the best worst game ever. I love hate it.
@JohnWolfe3 жыл бұрын
haha me too
@prozystudios15953 жыл бұрын
when two of your favorite horror youtubers know each other
@2goblinsinatrenchcoat3 жыл бұрын
@@prozystudios1595 same lol
@redned48023 жыл бұрын
I remember when you played this live Insym. I love goofy horror games like this.
@solastea60663 жыл бұрын
John: “Somebody’s gonna be like: John complained a lot in this video” That’s why I’m here, I’m here for John’s sass.
@emmarosie71763 жыл бұрын
Imagine calling childlike spoiled behavior demanding everything goes their way in a game or getting mad if it doesn’t is “sass”
@mskane1234563 жыл бұрын
It’s so funny dude, I love it
@Befferson3 жыл бұрын
@@emmarosie7176 so why watch if you are so bothered?
@av3ngers173 жыл бұрын
@@emmarosie7176 booo
@emmarosie71763 жыл бұрын
@@Befferson how would i know what’s in the video unless i watched it ? Lmao you genuinely sound on the spectrum for this stupid question
@sennyarlathotep38923 жыл бұрын
Delivery guy is repeating "I'm sorry", which. Well, he did deliver an intruder in your house. I'm really fond of the weirdness of this game! Both the bizarre/unsettling atmosphere and the fact that it obviously doesn't take itself seriously. The main character's behaviour was part of the experience, I think: everything is bizarre, from the invaders to his focus on mundane tasks. Kind of like some of these Junji Ito characters who insists on "acting normally" when their cousin is doing black magic or their houses are fusing together? Nothing makes sense, and the fact that it doesn't is part of the unsettling atmosphere.
@ntp40033 жыл бұрын
I agree, its strangely enjoyable despite itself like John said. It's just so bizarre that it's gotta be on purpose but the uncertainty keeps you on edge lmao. And it did give John one good scare!
@justin023503 жыл бұрын
It has some great things about it but it's pretty bad
@ianvarney21123 жыл бұрын
"Well, my entire town is turning into a bizarre Elder-God infested hellscape. Time to go to school!"
@jade40253 жыл бұрын
@@ianvarney2112 uzumaki mfs be like
@doclinny3 жыл бұрын
What's he actually saying? It doesn't sound like any of the ways of apologizing I've heard
@colonelfrost83 жыл бұрын
this game feels like a game someone tried to make as a serious horror game early in development but realized it wasn't looking good, so they decided to not make it a serious game but a very silly weird one instead,making the best of what they had, and it kinda works lol,not sure if I've ever seen a game like this. i will say the part with the guy peeking his head around the wall was a good scare,caught me off guard.
@mobiledatano17873 жыл бұрын
Omg I feel like you hit the nail right on the head! It seems that the pink lady and brother's models are made by the dev who just started 3D modelling, but got really frustrated that the models doesn't look right so they just paste stiff looking hair and copy pasted the faces
@Lucifronz2 жыл бұрын
It doesn't work at all, actually, but the fact that the only people suffering from it are the ones playing it and not those of us watching it does make it a *little* better.
@CrystalRose11112 жыл бұрын
@@Lucifronz Did you have a bad day? Lol it was a fun watch and john liked playing it, not that deep bro
@danmakes24972 жыл бұрын
@@CrystalRose1111 I mean they're still not wrong; it's very unpolished and frustrating to play but somewhat saved by the comedy. Though whether the comedy is intended is another thing.
@lexiegaffney46922 жыл бұрын
I literally read this comment looked in the corner then the jump scare happened. It scared me so bad lol
@carowilliamscaro3 жыл бұрын
26:10 John’s genuine frustration while yelling “I HAVE TO SCOOP UP THE CARROT!” absolutely _sent me_
@DracoHandsome3 жыл бұрын
it's called hatch because your character hatches really harebrained schemes of mundane tasks to do while being stalked in an enclosed space by a murderer
@MythsolverMercy3 жыл бұрын
The house layout makes me think of someone’s first time playing Sims. You want an exercise machine? Put them in a random spot.
@sunnyneonraye14593 жыл бұрын
Accurate
@xav_masterchief343 жыл бұрын
Hatch = 2nd floor
@tytar10373 жыл бұрын
@@xav_masterchief34 can’t believe I didn’t notice that😂😂😂
@xav_masterchief343 жыл бұрын
@@tytar1037 ahahah i couldnt focus on anything else than that ahahah
@wickedraptor26513 жыл бұрын
i'd be more than happy with a "John rates youtuber houses" just a level of sass and "Why would you need that?!" but for real houses
@aliveslice3 жыл бұрын
Do Kimye's house... 😬
@zephiel703 жыл бұрын
Dear god yes
@sthlng21803 жыл бұрын
This game feels like if u hired 2 people to work on it, told one to make a serious game, but told the other guy its a comedy horror game. Aand u didnt allow them to communicate with eachother at all
@Emily-xk2du3 жыл бұрын
The suspenseful chase music just. Abruptly cutting out like that literally the SECOND she loses interest is so funny. It genuinely sounds like John added that in during editing for laughs.
@lexiegaffney46922 жыл бұрын
AND THEN YOU WENT BACK TO SLEEP?!?!?! I have probably watched this part 15 times now and its been hilarious every single time. John, your face was priceless
@yannnnnnnni3 жыл бұрын
“So nice it is all the wood and stuff!!” “……and I’m a vampire..” 😂😂
@xotennisxgirlox3 жыл бұрын
That’s a classic 26 year old man’s house. Just way bigger. A couch. A bench press. A table. That’s all you need.
@ghoultooth3 жыл бұрын
And a mini fridge for your gamer fuel lmao
@aaronc14073 жыл бұрын
@@ghoultooth I’m 26 and work 40 hours a week, I wish I had time for gaming lol
@DinnerForkTongue2 жыл бұрын
@@aaronc1407 Been working 40h/week since I was 19, I sure can relate lol. Games, for me, only on weekends, holidays and vacations.
@oren1305 Жыл бұрын
@@aaronc1407 I'm in school, recently promoted, and running a house, gaming happens on weekends and in the one hour before I pass out at bedtime lol.
@Beaneabean Жыл бұрын
As a woman in her mid 20s, thats exactly why I dont date guys my age. I dont have the desire to be any man’s mom
@dulcecerez03 жыл бұрын
PSA for those who don't follow john on twitter! he tweeted yesterday: "I’m off for the rest of the week! Going to be reading books, binging shows, playing backlogged games... vacation mode! There will still be two new videos this week but no streams. And probably very limited social media. Excited!" just hoping people respect & understand his time off this week ♡😊
@enashi61333 жыл бұрын
Thankkk youuuuu
@bluemrpony3 жыл бұрын
also, follow John on Twitter y'all!
@Dragonbleps3 жыл бұрын
Nice! Time for some much-needed self-care and relaxation!
@khaosctrlb473 жыл бұрын
hope he has a good break! ♥
@ziongamer69053 жыл бұрын
You’re a sweetheart. Have a nice day!
@MiraculousMayhem043 жыл бұрын
Looking at the opening screen made me think this game would be about someone living in your house without you knowing, not only was it NOT that, I couldn't even tell what this game was about even after watching the video 💀💀 i think John calling it "Chore simulator" was pretty accurate though. I'm only slightly disappointed it wasn't what i was hoping for.
@mskane1234563 жыл бұрын
That’s what I thought when I first saw everybody’s thumbnails! I was so excited for it to be like this really ominous “person living in your house and watching you”, almost like a Paranormal Activity type game where you set up cameras or something. Woulda been neat!
@MiraculousMayhem043 жыл бұрын
@@mskane123456 right? Like it would start with little things, extra dishes in the sink, stuff going missing, hair that wasn't yours in the drain, all of that, plus a few well placed scares, (both jump scares and ones that you notice by yourself) would have made a wonderful game!
@sethwood16763 жыл бұрын
I thinks a surreal game about the MC murdering his family but, you'd really have to ask the creator cause it could have just been an i want to make a weird horror game.
@CrystalRose11112 жыл бұрын
@@sethwood1676 see I interpreted it as a “trying to escape your mentally ill family” type deal But who knows honestly
@laurenhutchinson22923 жыл бұрын
I discovered John wolfe two years back when I started my thesis. Between my day job and studies at night I found myself looking to watch something that was just easy and entertaining. I bumped into his KZbin channel from watching game play though and I have finally watched all his past videos as well as some twitch streams... I don't think he realizes how much watching his entertaining comments and remarks has kept me laughing through all these hectic years. I'm a South African and I still watch his new videos and watch his streams late at night because of the time difference. Thanks John. For all the entertainment. Keep up the fantastic work 👍
@pinsandneedles33 жыл бұрын
Me, currently watching this video to procrastinate my thesis research 👁️👄👁️
@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop3 жыл бұрын
Me curreny watching this video while taking a gap year, knowing that in the end i have to make a thesis, inevitably no matter how long it is 👁👄👁
@clan313373 жыл бұрын
Hes the best :)
@Lyander253 жыл бұрын
The T word terrifies me but yes, here's another poor soul finding solace in the wit and snark. Hope all your theses are going well, people who can relate :))
@sharonariellalevy71143 жыл бұрын
Me, watching this video as a reward for hitting my thesis word count goal for the day...
@Whatlander3 жыл бұрын
My ex wanted to get an industrial-sized trash bin like this for our tiny place, and I argued we ought to just take the trash out more. Now I feel so foolish, knowing my home has no place to hide from 90's Whoopi Goldberg, and they're sitting pretty in their conveniently human-sized emergency bin.
@Amanda-zo7jg3 жыл бұрын
90s Whoopi Goldberg 🤣🤣
@tehdmanvids32 жыл бұрын
Any kind of container that can be described as 'conveniently human-sized' is always a bad look
@glassbob98713 жыл бұрын
39:30 It seems like when enemies are just standing there, peeking from behind the walls is the most effective way to jumpscare John; theres that one moment in Visage, and then Tall Poppy...
@5050TM3 жыл бұрын
39:29 is one of my favorite scares in any game just because it's so damn stupid yet highly effective😂
@zambiekiller3602 жыл бұрын
"Have a meal? "HAVE A MEAL!?!" I was in tears at that part 🤣
@Kh0rnet3 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised John is still capable of pure disbelief at how bad these games can get
@laurentiusmcmxcv3 жыл бұрын
*says sumimase desu ka repeatedly*
@murphhhhhhh3 жыл бұрын
@@laurentiusmcmxcv sumimasen deshita! A sentence ending in desuka indicates a question. (Not nitpicking, just a friendly clarification!)
@laurentiusmcmxcv3 жыл бұрын
@@murphhhhhhh My hearing sutely deceives me Thx
@user-mg1cc3wr5o3 жыл бұрын
The youtuber house tour videos would be great! You point out so many things during these videos that I wouldn't have even noticed, so it would be nice to have the perspective of some who's detail oriented.
@sassykat25873 жыл бұрын
I agree. Personally I think it'd be a nice change to the channel, not that I don't love his horror vids. If it makes him happy to switch up than I'm for it.
@batmanbeyond57662 жыл бұрын
Killer: enters your house and tries to kill you Person living in house: time to have a meal
@mariiasolianyk56683 жыл бұрын
This game was an out of body experience
@hotpocketH3 жыл бұрын
It makes complete sense when you think about it. Sorry, that was my insane dark side talking.
@Jimmyboygohome3 жыл бұрын
I love how the dead body was an item that could be used in the inventory
@ryanleatigaga75963 жыл бұрын
Oh, hey, I saw ManlyBadassHero play this! Wow, this game is weird. It's on the border between "legitimately unplayable" and "So bad it's good".
@markuswithak50843 жыл бұрын
yeah,I remember Manly's playthrough and how awful this game was! And when I saw John play I was like ooooooooooh,this will be good
@anondecepticon3 жыл бұрын
I like how quickly both John and Manly figured out how the A.I. works and how to counter it. Smart guys!
@nenkonya85423 жыл бұрын
@@anondecepticon that corner wall 💀
@celloafterdark4173 Жыл бұрын
I think the main character is coming to terms with murdering his family? That's how I interpreted it. So glad you got all the way through!
@ClemPal3 жыл бұрын
I can't imagine being someone who finds John belly-aching at the game, annoying. like... that's why we're here 😎
@jamieepic6663 жыл бұрын
I watched Manly play this weeks ago and I saw John uploaded this a week ago and clicked so fast. I was so excited to see and laugh at all his sass.
@JeweledLove3 жыл бұрын
John: "Alright, let's review what's happened so far in this game" Also John: "Absolutely nothing"
@theshape39883 жыл бұрын
Awww u must be 8 years old doing those type comments inn 2021
@crowwithashortcake3 жыл бұрын
@@theshape3988 why are all ur comments you bitching who hurt you lmao
@ghoultooth3 жыл бұрын
@@theshape3988 Bro, your video titles are just as shit. Self hatred is not the answer.
@samwisegamgee12433 жыл бұрын
I LMFAO'd so hard at that part 🤣
@_dom_973 жыл бұрын
My mom had to travel abroad for surgery and this came at such a perfect time. I miss her so much already but the videos are always comforting
@Owl_bee3 жыл бұрын
Good luck to your mum!
@sassykat25873 жыл бұрын
Hope your mother pulls through okay. :)
@kingofshlithut73163 жыл бұрын
I hope everything goes well for her and you fellow KZbin person! :)
@_dom_973 жыл бұрын
@@Owl_bee thank you so much!
@_dom_973 жыл бұрын
@@sassykat2587 thank you!!
@TheSuperNyx3 жыл бұрын
I will admit 39:27 was actually a good moment
@nanao.98073 жыл бұрын
"let me know what you thought" no thoughts, had to leave my brain while watching this game, very weird but intriguing
@kukuhimanputraraharja80843 жыл бұрын
john is the only lets player of this game that comments on protag's exceptional animation speed and elegance in dumping himself inside a trash can.
@peachyraynebow3 жыл бұрын
John is officially an interior decorator XD
@Kathling19973 жыл бұрын
I'm only 15 minutes into this game and John's reaction is already giving me a new life. This is gold
@QJDWG3 жыл бұрын
Knowing how awful this game is, I’m only here for John’s wonderful sass.
@_GuiltyGhost3 жыл бұрын
It may be a bad game, but man was it funny to watch KZbinrs play this
@Razer55423 жыл бұрын
The npc (witch) literally yells like a autistic baby (Not even going to start about how garbage her textures are). It's like they didn't even try on it tbh..
@crowwithashortcake3 жыл бұрын
@@Razer5542 dont use autistic as an insult cmon
@maow-tty-archive3 жыл бұрын
@@crowwithashortcake Person with Aspies here. Use autistic as an insult as much as you want :)
@Razer55423 жыл бұрын
@@crowwithashortcake The thing is, i am autistic (PDD-NOS).
@edwiniseman43 жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail and was like "NOOO, JOHN, SAVE YOUR BRAIN CELLS!!" but then realized John is the hero we have that will criticize this game... harshly! This is his duty.
@Dbobola3 жыл бұрын
By far one of the strangest yet most unique games I've ever seen. John's reactions to the game's oddities practically had me in tears! This is going down as one of my favorites.
@kazenokize23 жыл бұрын
Dude I'm really liking the new edits you are doing on your videos like the zooms or the framed photo one lol.
@sharkisaurz3 жыл бұрын
This ENTIRE video could be in the John Wolfe best of 2021 montage
@witchypeoniflorallungs30443 жыл бұрын
What John really needs after this game is therapy, poor bloke was really out here suffering from raw, unadulterated confusion 😭
@ntp40033 жыл бұрын
I would love house tours reaction videos from you John. Next step, The Sims 4 build videos. Edit: Omg this game is hilarious. Just when I thought I've seen it all, they pull something ridiculous out of their ass lmao. I totally agree with you, something about this weird game is strangely charming. The ghost girl making you pick up the trash and passing you the shampoo completely sent me 🤣
@av3ngers173 жыл бұрын
5:29 John gets so fed up with horror game houses, I live for this LMAO the anger just keeps escalating
@0megaForce3 жыл бұрын
Honestly I really liked this game, it was fun and very bizarre but that’s what I liked about it. I had a lot of fun with it...
@0megaForce3 жыл бұрын
@Merciless Freak good for you
@snnnaaaaaakeeeee44703 жыл бұрын
@@0megaForce I mean it was so trash that it was fun
@mackraft64173 жыл бұрын
John's commentary makes even really confusing ass games like this so funny
@giselleontiveros84583 жыл бұрын
I am so happy that I didn’t have much interest in watching a play through of this game until John played it. I was constantly laughing through how frustrated you were getting. I was right there with you 😂😂😂
@vincentbaehr83363 жыл бұрын
"This is not like it's anything new...I've always been like this." -John Wolfe. Yep. Can confirm. Been watching for... oh 4 years now? Still love the guy.
@celesteneptune3 жыл бұрын
4:25 this was so good HAHA i honestly love the editing in ur recent vids, it adds a nice touch!
@melaniem47983 жыл бұрын
I love John's reactions to the insane things the game asks him to do. Like it's the craziest thing he's ever heard in his entire life. Haha. I laughed out loud at, "DIG UP A CARROT?!"
@beatsbydrea65573 жыл бұрын
Thank goodness for October, John you are just *chef’s kiss* when it comes to horror!
@bronzergoth75983 жыл бұрын
"imagine a day where all you do is make carrot juice and find a credit card in a drawer in your house" pretty productive depression day tbh
@butterneko3 жыл бұрын
39:30 don’t worry guys, john was just imitating the man baby’s sounds.
@3000-z7p3 жыл бұрын
39:30 I think the path John took, and ofc the angle he approached the door with and had to turn to close it made that scare way cooler than it would have been otherwise.
@paytonbrooke113 жыл бұрын
Do it, John! Rate people’s house tours! Judge the hell out of them!
@MeAmSmack3 жыл бұрын
Dig up a carrot. I do weirdly respect how cool the protagonist is with this stranger being permanently in his home now. He’s just all, “this is my life now.” I’m waiting on him to have to poop or shower or something.
@bills05523 жыл бұрын
This video looks interesting. John, you probably won't see this but you playing puppet combo games is what I live for lol. I can't wait to watch this
@naurcho3 жыл бұрын
love that you can place your bother's entire rigor-mortis body in your inventory
@amberw79803 жыл бұрын
"....okay, there's so much to unpack here." LOL. I'm ded.
@12ozpoundcake863 жыл бұрын
2 minutes in, and John is already done with the protagonist's bullshit. Love you John!
@Guys._.3 жыл бұрын
So this is where dbd's hatch leads...to a shitstain of a game.
@tropezando3 жыл бұрын
I've reconsidered and I think I'll take my chances with the hook, thanks
@noyoucantnoicantnowecantsostop3 жыл бұрын
The killers have been knowing this all along. That's why they sometime give the hatch to the last survivor. To torture them more...
@toothy89233 жыл бұрын
dbd hatch leads to yet another fever dream
@Mayo-kz8xp3 жыл бұрын
39:30 I don't think I've ever seen john get that scared😂
@TigburtJones3 жыл бұрын
John Wolfe you’re awesome; i like seeing your vids pop up; I try these games and I got no character or attitude like you; you’re a badass. Should make a character with you as the main. Wolfe is a dope name! Keep it real
@mondsternleinch.52533 жыл бұрын
I don't know what it was, but this was the most entertaining video I've seen in months. It was just the right amount of bad that Johns commentary makes it really funny, but not so overly bad that you just give up questioning things.
@eliasmortimer95643 жыл бұрын
Cory was confused with this one, glad you’re playing it too.
@chamomile_papi3 жыл бұрын
I love your videos bc you diffuse any tension in all the games you play. I can’t move in scary games at all. I simply pause, turn off the console, and live vicariously through others on KZbin.
@Saintofloneliness3 жыл бұрын
15:12 John's reaction is exactly why I love john
@butterneko3 жыл бұрын
10:41 to those who didn’t know what the lady was saying, she’s basically apologizing multiple times (“i’m sorry”)
@blueapron86243 жыл бұрын
The scare at 39:29 got me BAD
@Owl_bee3 жыл бұрын
Same!
@RedRose-kj3dz3 жыл бұрын
"That was a cool affect, but then they ruined it with this ugly tool tip" OMG that was hilarious and John you're not complaining you're awesome LOL I was laughing the whole vid - love it
@sweepingtime3 жыл бұрын
Imagine John saying: "How do I know which is my brother's room?" And then the spirit of the game going: "You don't know where your own brother's room is? Hurhurhurrr!"
@dreamerme363 жыл бұрын
46:08 really love how your brother's corpse is just in your inventory
@englerj3 жыл бұрын
We're so blessed this Halloween month to get all these John Wolfe videos 🙏
@agnomymous2 жыл бұрын
“I’m home!” your brother screams as he enters his room, shortly followed by you falling out of his locker. Also shortly followed by “It’s been awhile” and no acknowledgement of the delivery lady stalking the halls.
@abrilvonbunny62053 жыл бұрын
I would love John's snarky comments on youtuber houses
@hologrms3 жыл бұрын
"aaauuUUUUAND YOU WENT BACK TO SLEEP!?" lmaooooo my thoughts exactly!
@phillipnough29783 жыл бұрын
Love getting to subscriptions right when the video is posted
@thebradzone39222 жыл бұрын
this game looks like an utter chore to actually play, but honestly? i kind of love everything else about it, glad john enjoyed it too
@sheikhjoy93 жыл бұрын
watched 3 og play this game, manlybadasshero - calm and confused coryxkenshin - get your ankles broke frick and jumpscare scream xD john wolfe - annoyed to the heck level, criticise this to the bot level and roasting to the god level and ehh what is this
@abbyswurld3 жыл бұрын
I have loved the funny editing on your videos for the last little while hahah
@eyesweyedopen45993 жыл бұрын
lol, a half hour of john scratching his head trying to figure out ridiculous houses and getting frustrated without getting any answers? yes please!
@Pondy-sama3 жыл бұрын
Happy about the frequent uploads. Gotta love Spooktober starting off with plenty of John's videos coming out!
@Shaoife3 жыл бұрын
Not even 2 minutes in and we're already off to a great start 🤣
@marcellison90083 жыл бұрын
This was so entertaining to watch. I rly liked that one. Also every other video u made. Thanks for your work for atleast 5 years (i know your channel since them).
@honeypossum053 жыл бұрын
You probably won’t see this but I just wanted to say thank you so much for your videos. I was feeling really down and this video made me laugh so hard that I cried. Thank you for making videos that are always so fun and enjoyable. PS I always love the Baldi’s Basics references. I think I will go rewatch your play through after this video.
@narothen88033 жыл бұрын
The reason why I love your videos is because you say your opinions/criticism about the game (be it anesthetics, assets, characters, dialogs, notes, quests, etc.) and you are being genuine while not really trying to make the developer's effort look bad. I appreciate that a lot. And you always mention whether the developer already did a game previously and such little things which are really nice. Continue being Critical, John. Lots of love ♡
@kaicarter963 жыл бұрын
John's "complaints" are exactly why I subscribed, I love his critical style of gameplay.
@woof60563 жыл бұрын
Your comment about how little it takes for this game to piss you off had my dying from laughter.
@vincentbaehr83363 жыл бұрын
John is being Harshly Critical of this game, one might say.
@user-jm5mk1eq9z3 жыл бұрын
If he did something besides games, I'd love to see John react to horror videos on youtube. Not in a "so wacky!" way, but there's content that's legitimately creepy while still having enough stupid moments for john's sass. Him watching analog horror like local58 or gemini home entertainment would be so cool.