SHE WANTS TO BE THE TREAT FOR HALLOWEEN?! - Anime Memes

[@alvaroperez2349]

1:02 at least he’s not saying: “I’ll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty fives and a large soda.”

[@mistertaz94]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!

[@t.kersten7695]

"two number forty fives - ONE with cheese"

[@ruikazane5123]

Drive by! Incoming!

[@Denzler1718]

Why would you do that to us?

[@lukewt456]

CJ: "Ah sheet, here we go again."

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

Well the mascot isnt so far fetched. My religion does animations for biblical and spiritual lessons and guidance from different parts of the world and one was a straight up anime from japan

[@morrius0757]

Wait, if I recall didn't a cult do that? 💀

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

@morrius0757 lots of them do. Japan is filled with them

[@parshathedoge6016]

superbook and the flying house animes i watch in my childhood in the 90s which have a reboot in 2010s

[@HeavyTopspin]

And a quick google search confirms... yeah, as expected. Lewds. Lots of Luce lewds.

[@jacksonvoet8312]

@@morrius0757 Yeah, that’s why the Catholic Church is doing it. It works well for cults.

[@MarkFin9423]

1:12 Omni-man when he hears that being a mcdonald's employee at least pays the bills. Omni-man: "that's the neat part, it doesn't"

[@jorionedwards]

So let me get this straight. Mcdonalds is too expensive for low income folk audience yet also doesn't pay their workers enough. What?

[@mrexists5400]

1:06 she wasn't wrong, what's the point of studying if you end up in the same place college or no college?

[@franknova987]

Sometimes not even let you work there due to being "overqualified." I still hate that...

[@QuixoteBadger]

What? All I have to do to avoid life crippling debt is nothing? SIGN ME THE F*** UP!

[@frea2191]

Ironically living a stable good life on a McDonald's salary alone is easily possible in many countries other than 'Merica... so yeah its a valuable careerpath for some 😅

[@archwaldo]

as it turns out, degrees don't hold as much value nowadays. even professional licenses, yes.

[@molybdaen11]

You have to train your brain while you are still young to enhance its developement.

[@mysticmind4563]

He knows this thanks to the post but 11:46 the fact that this got 'content' on that site more than and faster than Concord speaks a lot about us as humans.

[@halodragonmaster]

The rule is absolute: If it exists, there is. If content of it does not exist yet, someone's gonna make it.

[@asq5978]

4:30 For those interested it's called "Sweet Suffering" from the artist Dotsuco

[@DireTacoman]

04:58 Majin Freddie Mercury!

[@programmer489]

That’s what I was about to say

[@gidi3250]

11:05 Excalibur was given to Arthur by the lady of the lake, the sword that choses the "hero" rightful king is called Caliburn - however in more modern versions and shows the sword in the stone is called Excalibur, Excalibur actually only started popping up in Arthur's tale as his sword from a 1136 book that slapped ex on calibur and made it his sword, before that it was just caliburn.

[@soup4219]

8:26 they probably violated the uploading and/or commenting guidelines too much.

[@Jonk2014]

4:58 Freddie mercury doing final explosion be like: MAMAAAAAAAA. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@thegreatestnewb614]

Noble has foolishly allowed us to choose his royal moniker... I submitted the moniker 'Great gloobly gloop gloop Mc neet feet'

[@idanchen4934]

1:12 - Joke is on you, you WILL do that even AFTER you have "studied" LMAO 😆 🤣

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Yep, the only difference is student debt or a gacha addiction...

[@idanchen4934]

@theapexsurvivor9538 EEEyup. Very true and sad.

[@nana_banana2576]

6:27 Whoever doesn’t say Umaru-Chan clearly doesn’t want the money

[@TheNaNaChMan]

10M$=Darkness Mascot of the light bringer "Luci-fer"

[@ShyBoy6ty9]

1:00 to be fair, I know my fair share of people who did study, and still ended up at McDonalds, Walmart, Kroger, etc.

[@ARandomLetterA]

The dude from dandadan: Ghosts aren't real. The Flying Dutchman: ...and I took that personally.

[@restionSerpentine]

"Whats weird about Gramma wanting to see your Dong?" How about when she is voiced by Rita Repulsa?

[@morrius0757]

Ahh, after 10,000 years I'm free! Time to look at dongs!

[@draxomega]

​@@morrius0757and cue guitar riff I wanted to make a Laharl joke, but couldn't think of one.

[@javarrmalutei5740]

I never thought I would hear "Anime" and "Vatican" in the same sentence... What is this timeline....

[@MouseGoat]

Yeah the contradistinction of Lord Palpatine and Little miss Raincoat is one of the weirdest things i seen in a while. We sure this was not a AI image? XD what is this!

[@helixsol7171]

Uh... Blue Exorcist?

[@paradoxalpl5666]

Well, its one of the best marketing steps Vatican has done in quite some time

[@Soulmage-hk2hk]

Blue exorcist. The demon cat wants to know your location.

[@helixsol7171]

@Soulmage-hk2hk Thank you! Someone else who remembers!

[@dandrakearts6324]

11:07 heavens almighty, my neurons activated so violently it gave me a headache! I need to lay down...

[@williansnobre]

It made me go back to that accursed website after literal months of avoiding it

[@KainaX122]

100 million dollars and I fight one anime character of my choice? Okay, King from One Punch Man. I KNOW HIS SECRET!!!

[@themoagoddess1820]

small problem with that idea, his secret is Saitama.

[@SOOH27]

yeah dude saitama is gonna show up as soon as you throw a punch and you're gonna be knocked out on the other side of town before you connect anything choose like, a slice of life character or some shit

[@jacksonvoet8312]

Dude, he has meta-luck, you’re gonna get one punch off at most, which is fitting, and then Pig God is gonna land on you after falling from the stratosphere.

[@edudmodnar4661]

Nah, should choose Darkness from Konosuba. She will not resist a good beating and you will get some money. Everyone WINS!!!

[@KainaX122]

All good points that I hadn’t considered Can I change my answer to Darkness, please?

[@drinaldi2000]

1:06 love the addition of the McDonald’s sound. Chef’s kiss.

[@conduit64]

The fundamental physical constants, speed of light, gravitational constant, Planck constant, electrical constant, and Rule 34.

[@christiankolbesberger2980]

I just love how he said "By the Pope" 🤣

[@Sgt_SealCluber]

5:35 HEYOOOOOO!!! We got us a "Schwein" reference out here! From "And you thought there is never a girl online?"

[@IgnatiusBlaze4]

Bad stuff happens with aliens and ghosts... now I'm just thinking of ghost aliens, that sounds horrifying... and now I'm reminded of Ghost Freak from Ben 10 and wondering if Danny Phantom had one too.

[@Integritys_Sum]

If you really wanna check out a decent alien ghost horror movie, someone actually did that and called it like "Red Planet" or some shit. it takes place on mars once humans have started to settle there, but it turns out that the planet _used_ to have inhabitants. _Just_ _Not_ _Nice_ _Ones_ (they possess people and engage in cannibalism and cutting off of peoples faces, it gets very graphic, just telling you now)

[@basvandiepen2772]

0:55 she still got her diploma, no job available in her field were hiring her.

[@romanjack8901]

7:57 for some reason, this picture so cute 😂

[@xenobazilla]

Vatican introduced Luce Me: Thank God we can replace those scary saint statues with something cute like this in our churches.

[@ryanalving3785]

Nah. Those Saint statues are lit. Have you seen the one of the Saint who was skinned alive? His statue is him wearing his skin like a robe.

[@adamcartrette4037]

Majin Buu: Mr. Satan are you friends with other people? Mr. Satan: Why of course. I'm good friends with Ep.... I mean P. Did.... You know what, let me check and get back to you on that.

[@Goblin_Hater_37]

that first video is the only "subtle foreshadowing" video I like

[@chaosstripe9446]

6:45 Well, the best canidate is Darkness from Konosuba. She'd not just let you, she'd tell you to keep going.

[@BallisticDamages]

The funny part is that's the destination with or without schooling, you just have less debt with one of them😂

[@yugiman1015]

Pulling Excalibur is easy. Not wanting to put him back is the hard part

[@johnnybrunswick2711]

Happy Halloween captain Noble

[@samuelclayhills3298]

As someone who has caught upp with the dandadan manga I can say that there is some at minimum JoJo level of tomfoolery in it maybe even beyond and well it kinda works.

[@stupidcookie2261]

05:21 I didn't see it, until you mentioned it. Thanks, Noble🙂👍🏻

[@Krash2o]

Fun fact: one time, in my first year of college, I heard some upperclassmen say "Studying is cheating". Two years later, these mfs were graduating while I was failing despite the hours of work I was putting 💀

[@shawnmitchell5013]

~4:46 "What Woman just says that to you?" Me, in an instant: Bao

[@dany_fg]

everybody expects the rule 34 artists!

[@anonymous-ix7kr]

1:50 "Luce" the romanji would be 'luchee' or something like that.

[@SamTheGumMan117]

Whoever that was that got banned from r34 is pretty horrendous, but that Chioatzu backpack was diabolical

[@projectarduino2295]

3:58 ragged, haggard girl failure for the win!

[@sunname6252]

1:50 Your first one was correct. C is said Ch and E is said Ey

[@I_Have_A_SpiderTaco]

8:34 how, (also perfect time stamp)

[@themoagoddess1820]

I took Italian in high school and paid attention, the 'c' in Luce is pronounced like the 'ch' sound is supposed to be in English (ironically, 'ch' is always pronounced with a 'k' sound in Italian, while 'c' changes to the English 'ch' sound if followed by 'e' or 'i')

[@jyaafi8158]

8:13 well the latest one makes it hard to guess where things would go, but you were right on the money

[@brainbott5738]

7:06 meanwhile me watching with vampire VTuber plushie-

[@drajo2307]

10:20 - 12:27 Tall Girlfriend x Short Boyfriend Tall girlfriend protects her boyfriend from people laughing at them because he is shorter.

[@thatdarnseel7052]

5:38 Vegeta Look, a Pokemon

[@morrius0757]

dammit, you beat me to the punch, now I have to delete mine. lol

[@ThatGuy_33]

@@morrius0757 I was literally about to apply the same thing and you beat me to it

[@sergiudana8716]

4:16 I feel a fluctuation in Watamote memes ascending

[@njnjco]

"You get 100 million dollars, but you have to fight one anime character and win: who are you picking?" Darkness from Konosuba. It's a super easy win that I don't have to feel bad about afterward. It's a win-win.

[@LoveFreak18]

5:50 Vegetta the pokemon is on my backpack

[@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881]

I just got tired of McDonald's burgers

[@insertname1786]

what

[@victorvictor_dead_kro_nov_jail]

5:00 of course it's vegeta, he even got the mustache

[@TheDoomsdayzoner]

2:10 - now I know why he caught feels for her. (A bit of a spoiler, I know)

[@whazzup_teacup]

2:01 I mean... sexy anime nuns have existed for quite a long time now.

[@bailey64]

The Vatican should have got the Concord character designers, then no one would touch Luce

[@matthewgamboaalvarado3067]

I now deem you "Meme Master Supreme" or just noble. Love youre meme videos man. They allyways make my day :D

[@SuperiorPosterior]

6:54 Lmao we had the same guy in mind

[@livedandletdie]

Don't talk smack about Shou Tucker, he's the father of the year every year.

[@StarShadowPrimal]

Once apon a time, the phrase "is the Pope Catholic?" meant the same thing as "does a bear poop in the woods?" Now people just answer, "I don't know... I guess he is technically?"

[@cursedone8771]

11:24 NOOO WHAT HAPPENED TK MY HERO?!?!?!

[@sforsecret9030]

8:04 It is the whole Plot Noble 😅

[@KenAgaro]

I low key said, "well no shit the apple taste bad. You got that Michigan bite" cause it looks like a mirror Michigan at 8:53

[@Tony_Wolfe712]

I see you've upgraded from 9000 to 9,000,000,000

[@junioraura9958]

6:26 I would pick Nami from One Piece or Android 18 from Dragon Ball Z and give her half the winnings in exchange for her taking a dive.

[@jacksonvoet8312]

Smart move.

[@MrNtlman]

Luce means light in Italian, Lucifer was known as the light bringer before God sent him to rule over hell

[@codegoodwin22]

Need a dedicated Luce video noble

[@aleprechaun8972]

Me too peko.

[@mastergreenfox6004]

0:50 As someone who did study you will still end up at McDonalds ... and they will reject your application.

[@idanchen4934]

8:43 - meh, probably posted some NON-R34 art by accident.

[@stitch4221]

1:50 "Luce? Luche? Luc?" mamma mia, il male fisico

[@1991Greed1991]

6:55 So Noble have problem with names, but Tuckers name came out so easily without any thought or pause.

[@themysteriousoa4466]

Round two of Noble wearing his own merch in his video this week!

[@McGayveR80]

11:53 this confirms, Luce is far way better than the 400 million dollar sinkhole called concord...

[@mal17_kalli28]

It only went higher now instead of 26. It’s 82.

[@gugurich860]

7:07 hm but what if it was the Australian vampire than you'd legit be eating them

[@johnmartinez-valentin5427]

That's one backpack I wouldn't mind carrying around

[@kevinhernandez2594]

Me, taking a bite out of a block of Swiss: skill issue

[@koigaming406]

Noble, forgetting names. Soon he's gonna forget where he is. He's getting old, we might have to put him in a home.

[@Templar127]

"Church has their own anime mascot" Looks like the "Nuns" have so much influence in the Vatican now ;)

[@Phobophiliacism]

Yes... We shipped the main characters of a romantic comedy of two emotionally mature and just good characters.

[@PrinceRhejunGarilva-vw7jm]

The 4 horsemen of censorship 1. Pillar of light 2. Pillar of darkness 3. The blur 4. And the pixels

[@Julian-Lehmann]

5:30 who thought we needed orange Luffy fluffurbating while doing a fluffjob ?

[@t.kersten7695]

there are some really important questions that need to be answered: "Are Aliens afraid of Ghosts?" "Do Ghosts believe in Aliens?"

[@matthiasolorunnihi]

11:51 when you relize humanity is beyond redemption

[@salvadortoscano2534]

4:00 Imma be honest, it's the disheveled hair for me. No clue why, it just lights up the neurons

[@reaperofthings]

I can’t believe Noble is already going through memory problems. He’s getting oldge 6:48 … so long as he doesn’t have the Book the worm gave him and Rider, I’d pick Shinji Matou from Fate. I’d kick the ever loving snot out of him for a million bucks happily

[@CocoaTheDamian]

We need a video where nobel just tries to name characters as a whole The more he gets wrong, the more we meme about it

[@mastergreenfox6004]

5:07 I had the same garbage but toward becoming a game developer. Most of my teachers hated it, even my programming teachers disliked it. Now look at the world.

[@Wolfcreed117]

Happy Halloween Noble.🎃🍫🦇🍬💀🍭

[@DrFerno727]

6:50 Stop talking shit about my man, he already has suffered enough

[@DARKNESS-1-2-3]

6:30 Madara Uchiha i want to earn it

[@DARKNESS-1-2-3]

I will die that does not matter he will also destroy the world that is a problem

[@BirdieSenpai]

SS2 Majin Freddie Mercury is not what I was expecting to see today, and neither was Noble not recognizing Freddie Mercury.

[@eWosMrV]

Ready the lines soldiers we have to get ready for the early winter...

[@TBoneTony]

When it comes to that dance in Dan Da Dan, nobody is gonna thank Spiderman 3 for My Deer Friend Nokotan????

[@freedsellzen5229]

Im gonna be real here, God is impressed how fast we are and disappointed how fast we corrupt something in the same time.

[@sirjazzy-qp7gy]

Hi I love your vid's

[@R3tr0w1]

Noble turned into Hulk Hogan for a sec

[@blackdragonxtra]

I'm gonna believe that the Luce "fanarts" on that site are all them looking aghast at the debauchery.

[@JakeTheBeastDelta]

Curiosity killed the cat. I probably don't need to see Luce being destroyed by the devil and a priest.

[@striberx]

New quote, unlocked.