Sheltered Kid on Halloween

[@JeanShortsComedy]

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[@nicolemerlino9772]

“I could dress up as a mummy as long as I wore a name tag that said ‘Lazarus’” 😂😂 this was great!

[@tammystiletto]

I died 😂 but not like Lazarus 😳😂

[@rubenmartinez4346]

I laughed!

[@ThinWhiteAxe]

My mind immediately went to David Bowie lol

[@peacefulhome6]

@@tammystiletto 🤣 that was good 👍 i like you

[@bo_arrow]

The Joel Olsteen begging for money instead of candy SUNT me 🤣

[@scotteckart1401]

Joel Ghosteen!!

[@cariefitzpatrick238]

Same 😂

[@sierrabrown1560]

The fact that the speech impediment came into play so much makes this my favorite one 🤣

[@cariefitzpatrick238]

Same here! It’s so endearing & perfect yet also hilarious (sorry Jake). 😬

[@auroradeuel39]

I love it so much lol

[@StephanieJeanne]

"I was the Technicolor Dreamcoat. That was pre-pride" Happy Trucker Treat!🤣

[@soonerfan4321]

The great granddad from Germany joke caught me way off guard. Also, I'd buy a Jean Shorts sticker just for future considerations

[@LB-lx2tf]

I didn't get it till I read your comment. Yeah, it was hilarious 🤣🤣

[@soonerfan4321]

@@LB-lx2tf I’m still surprised they made that dark of a joke

[@cck6740]

What about their compassion child being the chocolate for thr smore? He slides those right in. 2:03

[@amyclutter7259]

Haha! And the wise man pre-9/11.

[@Amcsae]

@@cck6740 I'd never heard of a compassion child. Had to google it...

[@thegodofpez]

“Trust in the gourd with all your strength.” Fantastic. 😂

[@ejwilliams2002]

"Our compassion kids was our chocolate" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that was hilarious!!! I remember keeping all the lights off and being extra quiet too!! Lol

[@joshtkatz]

That was the best joke in the video 😂

[@peacefulhome6]

i can relate to that to....and so much more from this video 😅 that's what makes it so funny. i was definitely the sheltered homeschooled Christian kid....and now I'm raising 4 of my own 😄

[@Sarahhh]

😂😂 that joke took me out !

[@jakeswanson8579]

"My twin brothers, Micah and Judah..." 😂 😂😂😂😂 classic Christian kid names. You guys kill with this sheltered kid series

[@Prestelle]

“The real haunted house was public school.” 😭😭

[@MonaLucy15257]

That speech impediment though…😂

[@KaleSalad18]

The Jonah in the Whale idea is genius!

[@DanceChickaDee]

Hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@rebeccacrash9272]

"It was called the Exorcist. It did not go well." I DIED! Was not expecting that. I was thinking he was going to say something like It's The Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown.

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Extremely dramatized version of a true story about a little boy who was not able to be exercised until someone sincerely prayed and knocked off the empty religious practices. Puking was real, arching around was real, head spinning very fake. Read mark 16 part of the great commission is you will know they are Christians as they deliver people from demons.

[@jack_allen243]

He did not just say his great grandpa from Germany grew up turning off all the lights and hiding as a kid too 😂😂😂

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Oh my, he didn’t mean messianic Jewish grandpa did he? 😳

[@Charlotte-bc7vj]

🙊

[@rachelretz1319]

The level of awkward you felt for the apple scene was worth it. Laughed SO hard. Way to commit.

[@signaturenil6984]

The way he can’t say his Rs is so spot on😂

[@kabc8547]

Chance the Rapper, ‘when we THOUGHT he was a Christian.’ Not Joseph & the technicolor coat. This was too good. That speech impediment is out this world how easily u put it in😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@trampychknsnarp1380]

The compassion child joke got me dead

[@flockofone9214]

I know, right!

[@evirgil84]

Oh my goodness all the different ways he sat on the stairs killed me! 🤣🤦🏻‍♀️

[@mielhoney]

Love how he’s perched on the stairs 😂 This was great!

[@shotsfired3271]

"OUR COMPASSION CHILD WAS THE CHOCOLATE" NOOOOOO

[@CaringWithCarrie]

The “one night stand with Satan” I’m SCREAMING and trunk or treat YES😂😂😂😂

[@BrandonJohnson89]

The way he subtly changes the "r" sound to "w" occasionally is HILARIOUS

[@rachele3334]

There are some kids in our church that aren’t allowed to eat sugar (home schooled, of course) and this is how I imagine them at a party when they are older 😂

[@mrscoolwhipp]

Same at my church, too

[@eyesthatsee2708]

"Our compassion child was the chocolate" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@josiahgosyne6495]

"She was the whale and I was Jonah". That's brilliant 😂

[@jojospeechy4848]

As a speech pathologist, I luv your slipping back into your r articulation disorder. I think I'll share this at one of my speech meetings. Hilarious! Genius writing and great acting!

[@Blondechaos13]

Haha...My friend dressed up as Eddie Munson from Stranger Things and his parents didn't want him wearing a shirt that said "Hell Fire" at the Christian homeschool co-op we go to, so he wrote "Heck Fire" on the shirt in sharpie...

[@DanceChickaDee]

I can’t 😂

[@breemlew]

I was, legit, the Blessed Virgin Mary one year.

[@liesl7485]

Hallelujah Nights were the BEST!! 😄

[@Matt_Reinhart]

"One year, I was just my dad." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@isabelllash2512]

I've carved many crosses into pumpkins and written the 5 Solas into them too (Sola Scriptura, etc.). We don't celebrate Halloween but we do celebrate Reformation Day. The only costume I can have is to dress up as a monk to remember Martin Luther.

[@masonpyle5929]

I’m surprised Reformation day wasn’t mentioned in this video.

[@hberrysc3517]

So good!!! Oh my gosh-I was a sheltered kid on Halloween. We couldn’t trick or treat, but had a Bible character costume party. My poor mom. She tried. Just got back from trick or treating with my kids. So funny, Jake! Great skit!

[@jacobcisson7524]

This is my favorite series by them.

[@Charlotte-bc7vj]

same!

[@elizajensen9421]

Too many things brought me back to my childhood! My phone actually try to autocorrect childhood to crisis…so you can tell how I feel about many of those memories😂! I couldn’t even do schoolwork if it had a pumpkin on it. My parents had good intentions but just went a little overboard😅 We do things different for our kiddos now to have balance but my goodness they look at me strange when I watch videos like this and say I relate!

[@estherknispel9841]

Just out of curiosity if you don't mind me asking. What exactly do you do with your kids?

[@elizajensen9421]

@@estherknispel9841 they are now 16 & 18 but we have let them trick or treat since they were babies and go to Halloween parties with friends etc. We just had the rule of no dressing up all bloody or satanic and neither of them ever wanted to. They always said there were plenty of things to pick from they enjoyed so they didn’t care about that rule. Being covered in fake vomit or like their heads being cut off never appealed to them😂. They may end up doing something different with their kiddos and that’s their choice. My husband’s family grew up in the same church as I did and full on decorated and dressed up every year. He came up with the idea for the rule because I never wanted our kids to feel like the weirdo I did growing up. I just see it as a fun way to go around with friends and get candy as long as you make it about that.

[@keirabrown8437]

Love the awkward kneeling on the stairs

[@larissagrubb9344]

As a kid: went to harvest festivals, I’ve never trick/trunk or treated, we read about the origins of Halloween (Honestly origins of most of the holidays aren’t great) so carving anything into a pumpkin was a no go, and now as mom I just bypass the whole thing and we celebrate Reformation Day with all the themed treats and my kids love it. Sidenote: I also buy them all the costumes they could ever wish for all year long, possibly living out my own childhood dreams of wanting to be a Disney princess haha

[@SRose-vp6ew]

You should put 95 Reesie‘s around your door frame with an explanation.

[@catherinegarmon3027]

@@SRose-vp6ew oh wow, that's a good one! Especially for people whose last name is "Witten" bc they could call their house Wittenberg!

[@SeraphinaoftheBayou]

@@SRose-vp6ew too cute!

[@undefined6251]

Absolutely loooooved the Joel Osteen bit. Made me laughed so hard.

[@DanceChickaDee]

Really was hilarious 😂

[@meganpender]

The flashback with the candy bar 🤣🤣🤣

[@ElizabethDohertyThomas]

I babysat a family that wasn't into sugar. Totally fine but it was weird to learn the "one Smartie" rule wasn't a roll of Smarties per kid. IT WAS ONE TINY SMARTIE. For the whole day. At that point, in my then-14-year-old-self, thought WHY BOTHER? I was a fav babysitter since I didn't learn that til after the fact so they got a whole "roll." 🤣

[@evirgil84]

YAY!!!! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 So happy to see this video! It was perfect. Absolutely attended Hallelujah Night & carved a cross in my pumpkin. 😄Happy Halloween y’all!

[@gracetobin9124]

Ever line out of his mouth is pure comedic gold 😅👏👏👏 sheltered kid was my life!

[@jewelleedwards]

I almost passed away when he said the compassion child was the chocolate!

[@parkerdunn3639]

There were soooo many good lines in there. They went quick and if you're not paying attention you could miss some. So needless to say, I've watched it three times already. The Germany joke, the halloweeing off chocolate, and lisp making an appearance. Solid stuff!

[@Mggrande998]

Duuuuuuude. This is ruthless. Even the dropping of the r's? Spot on.

[@clintandbecky7198]

😂😂😂 So many good ones, I can’t even list them all. You guys rock 😂

[@juliequates9529]

Oh man, Halloweening off sin. This is amazing. Best sheltered kid skit yet.

[@degeneratekumaplayer14]

I have a kid in my class just like this, too accurate!

[@austinsatrom5339]

Joel Ghostein - dress up as a ghost and ask for money 🤣🤣🤣

[@ChristinaOurWoodHome]

I was so sheltered that the only time we dressed for halloween was at 1 church event, called hallelujah hoedown😂 No candy was given, we never went trick or treating or evangelizing, no carving pumpkins, no scary movies. We were the weird house that turned off all the lights.

[@SRose-vp6ew]

Our community had a few evil tragedies the past few years. There were maybe 30 trick or treating in our US city, but churches with fall feasts were packed. Believer or not the idea of going to strangers doors died when it got dangerous and we started seeing innocent people harmed by evil people. People’s decorations were less gruesome this year too. It was noticeable. Those that do it still go all out but it’s been fewer and fewer people the past three years. Part of me wonders if it’s mostly Christians still doing it because others are seriously dealing with trauma from the dark issues in our area.

[@SeraphinaoftheBayou]

@@SRose-vp6ew demonic activity is certainly on the rise. I’m so sorry to hear about your town!

[@peaceglory5973]

@@SRose-vp6ew Wow, what's the name of the town?

[@crownofglorybeauty]

Oh no!! That Joel ghosteen joke was such a quiet sting!! Well done 👏👏👏👏

[@unpopularopinions9076]

“…alligatohhsss” “Harry Potteh” “Stwangehssss” “Spidehs” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@solointheburbs]

Ok I had to go back cause I thought I missed it... the smores "compassion child" 😆

[@this_watercooler_romance]

😭the sheltered kid shirt- now that's a good Halloween costume

[@welredd]

Joel ghost-een killed me

[@Starpower0088]

Congrats on your engagement, Jake! 🎉🎊

[@SeraphinaoftheBayou]

? I missed the info! Engagement?

[@faye-lynenoel5606]

Not the chocolate Compassion child!!🤣🤣

[@abby-ze6mz]

I love the sheltered kid skits.

[@trevcorbett]

ANOTHER AMAZING VIDEO. LOVE YOU GUYS! Seriously you guys have no idea how many smiles you put on people's faces including mine, keep it up!

[@ThunderHawk1337]

you know the content people really want to see? the sheltered kid breaking out of the shell and going on whatever is your version of Rumspringa

[@patriciadurham643]

Oh my gord! Oh my Gorsh!!! 😂😂😂😂 I love you guys Brad and Jake!! You guys are hilarious!!! Jake, congratulations on your engagement!!!

[@grubblewubbles]

1:58 BILLY GRAHAM CRACKER 🤣🤣🤣 GENIUS

[@kimberlyd2308]

We are Fall-o-ween the Lord!

[@thereseaustin]

We don't trick or treating either. We go bowling!!! 🎳

[@Trans4m4God]

"I was a wise men, pre-9/11." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kristinashea17]

I love the subtle lisps slipped in lol

[@savanahsavell8791]

the seating on the stairs 😂😂😂 perfect

[@LoriKellyCanada]

Totally nailed it. That was my childhood too!! 😂😂😂😂. Have I told you guys before that I love y’all!!! And love the new merch. I might take Colin up on his dare. 😅😅

[@cassandrahartman6564]

The compassion kid comment! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@laydsimba]

The Billy Graham Cracker 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@peaceglory5973]

Haha I totally missed that one!

[@gthgirl392]

One of my kids takes Speech in school so i'm aware of the struggles with that letter R but man, Jake. When you popped in that "alligatow.." Gold. I like the little throw backs to that speech trauma ;]

[@AndrewPonti]

ONE NIGHT STAND WITH SATAN 🤣 dying

[@alissaadkins4556]

My sister a I went to a “Fall Party” dressed as the parting of the Red Sea with a giant red C sewed onto us. 😂 So many good jokes in this video!

[@laurenw.8178]

Jake slipping into that baby voice lol

[@ryanlund1868]

The compassion child was the chocolate. So funny!!

[@laurenspointofview]

As someone who’s never been a fan of Halloween, I appreciated this. 😂 I almost wanted to take notes as to how to parent my future sheltered kid from this lol. Side note: Idk if it’s the haircut or cutting the added sugars but Jake, you’re looking great!

[@shelbybenson1896]

I never got to celebrate Halloween as a kid. Never got to experience trick or treating. I missed out on so much fun stuff and I’m unbelievably resentful.

[@lindarobinson6589]

Great writing, guys. Love this.

[@elisabethgoodwin909]

The subtle speech impediment remnants are killing me XD

[@chickenscursandacabin]

Haha I love "one year I was my dad"

[@RAJOHN-ke7mc]

I swear the book left behind was a real horror. It was very well written

[@Mushroom321-]

OH MY GOSH !, memory unlocked!!, " Oh my gorsh"

[@UtamagUta]

The joke about Heloween is lost on me as there is a literal All Saint's day on Nov. 1st. We do celebrate it by visiting graves of our loved ones.

[@zacharybarnhart334]

“My parents said the real haunted house was going to public school” 😂😂😂

[@SeraphinaoftheBayou]

Ain’t nothin’ wrong w bein’ sheltered. 👏🏻

[@bandolierboy1908]

Apparently a lot of the people who grew up sheltered weren't prepared for life

[@noahrohm]

Not the compassion child 💀😂

[@theopkingdom3433]

COMPASSION CHILD WAS CHOCOLATE!!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@wishingonthemoon1]

“My grandpa was an immigrant from Germany…he grew up doing it too” OOF 😂 😂 😂

[@peaceglory5973]

I didn't get that one. 😕 What's it mean?

[@peaceglory5973]

@Martha H That does make sense.

[@Jewlii123]

Wishing I had done the Jonah and whale thing when I was pregnant 😂

[@k.snyder_812]

The compassion kid joke was hilarious

[@nenewhouse]

The flashback was AMAZING

[@haileyyyyyyy]

The way he is sitting on the stairs 😂😂😂

[@krazyforkale]

Love this...laughed out loud. I was one of those homeschool moms who felt Halloween was Satan's holiday. I still don't like it but let the kids dress up and go trick or treating. :). Keep up the videos!

[@kendramuilenburg9747]

Joel Ghosteen! 😂😂😂 Also, we let our kids dress up for Halloween, but my 8 year old seriously wants to be Bible Man. 😂

[@huddybricks]

I just got back from trick or treating and someone literally gave us mini bibles

[@nataliemarie1519]

the guy from “Left Behind” … 🤣🤣

[@YLS684]

Literally laughed out loud on the exorcist quip.

[@jenniferbates2811]

How funny and weird. By the time these people are adults if must feel like they lived in an alternate dimension.

[@freespirit5719]

That pose on the stairs though ….

[@amykrachenfels2333]

Jake, this is by far your best work 😂 absolutely amazing