Shigeru Miyamoto Joins Us in SUPER MARIO 3D LAND

[@tacticaljunk1608]

I know for a fact Chris was going to say, "I'll be Miyamoto, Corey you translate." but decided not to do that last second.

[@br3akstuff]

Can I sharpen a pencil

[@PlushGarage]

The bit is DEAD!! ITS DEEEAAAD!!!

[@schmoferino]

​​@@PlushGarageYES! They're celebrating the v- they're celebrating our failure!

[@skullthrower8904]

​@@PlushGarageYYES!

[@MarianahsTrenchGal1]

"My brain work"

[@Jakerscrub]

Wow I can't believe they actually got Miyamoto. Hopefully they bring Piii next

[@Slaraffus2750]

I really thought they wouldn't after he admitted to putting anthrax in the sound chips and smoking eye-legal substances to remove fungus from his shoes.

[@skullthrower8904]

​@@Slaraffus2750uhh he actually wouldnt do that hmf

[@Salami_Snatch]

Piii be like • _ °

[@Mephitz]

''eEeEEEEEEEeEEeii" - Empress Pii

[@VEE0034]

Pii our queen

[@HesGotaGun505]

I like how Mr. Miyamoto got his own character portrait.

[@FaKanza]

It’s the lil things innit

[@goofysillymood]

​@@FaKanzathat SpongeBob edit was done after just enough dave and cory ramble it really let everything settle. A funny edditist through and through

[@m.flamingo9063]

6:39 “No” *remembers the first rule of improv “Yes”

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I thought the first rule was "Don't Tell anyone about improv"?

[@insidiousy]

the 2nd rule being that you can't deny someone citizenship

[@Double512]

the 3rd rule is no 9/11 beard

[@Projects.In.Motion]

4th just say the word, “bones”. It always kills

[@Tizzer169]

5 rule is do not tell Cory to be your translator

[@MatheusNiisama]

The Logan Paul yup has been one of my favorite reocurring jokes lately

[@stinklinethegoblin5952]

YUP

[@skullthrower8904]

Also when he gets gnawed on by zombies

[@WonkiWeaboo]

It’s so hilarious

[@Kamininha]

My favorite Miyamoto interview is the one that he says "YOU CANNOT PEPPER SPRAY THE SUSHI!!!!!" and then he spits on the camera

[@Makocat]

Miyamoto met the wrong chris that day

[@Belks1453]

let me tell you something

[@Makocat]

He thought he was real japonese

[@ultraspinalki11]

Ding Dong: "Wow, I can't believe we got the very real Miyamoto and not us doing offensive voices!"

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

I can't believe they got him back again, but taller

[@Laughing_Shadow-w3e]

@@Vaguer_Weevil But does he deserve to be tortured for the original's heinous crimes?

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

​@@Laughing_Shadow-w3e No, because Miyamoto would never do any.. right?

[@pizzasheriff3562]

@@Laughing_Shadow-w3e No because it's a clone

[@Laughing_Shadow-w3e]

@ Keep in mind, the clone is a perfect copy save for its smaller stature.

[@Suchomimus65]

The editor's been doing a really good job over this series- loved the decision to switch to the Miyamoto icon especially

[@Eggz4Dinner420]

We love the editors, don't we folks?

[@jollyosmond9340]

Nice try editor. Get back to work

[@fireflocs]

But great work ethic though. Great work ethic.

[@DantesGrill]

This one still irks me. Sticks out like a sore thumb compared to the rest

[@thepuzzlemaster64]

*Violently nods head*

[@mcfearsun]

I love when Chris opens every episode by saying Dilly Dally Shilly Shally!

[@Bob_Chandler-1927]

Remember when Chris Chan thought Miyamoto was gonna make and produce Sonichu?

[@roachdoggjr3235]

He was waiting in the rain. Sad!

[@Bob_Chandler-1927]

​@@roachdoggjr3235FOR THREE DAYS!! And Reggie just looked at him shivering.

[@timothykessler5029]

he's NOT?!?!?! 😭

[@WatsonDynamite]

mayamoto

[@AmIntrigued]

They kinda did in Smash Ultimate. I guess just to mock him lawl

[@Nick_Yodog]

Cory asking “if it would be racist if he…” followed by a slurry of sound effects😂

[@HesGotaGun505]

Reminds me of Jontron’s elephant stampede.

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

A *slur*ry

[@FROEZOEN]

If mario had blue spikes and red shoes Corey would be going for every single star coin and secret level and would love every second of it

[@elitismautumn8245]

Of course Dave would miss the sweet Zelda Easter egg in 5-2. I think he should go to bed without supper.

[@julianconcha7641]

It's always nice to get new Dave episodes

[@RoachCatJr]

Gave

[@skullthrower8904]

Dave Gabe the slave

[@yourgoodfriend276]

It's cool seeing the three oneybros using their exclusive character abilities. Dave, the "rounded out" character, has average stats across the board and is easiest for newcomers Chris, the "strategic" character, somehow gets through levels without ever touching the run button 4 worlds in Corey, the "autistic" character, runs full speed and jumps at random intervals for extra challenge

[@TheSyliman]

I'll never get tired of Cory using a saved powerup and then instantly fucking up. Peak Cory.

[@dandy269]

“I ayum uh Japanese mayn! It remove the fungus from my shoe”

[@an8790]

An innocent bug is what Tomar called used to say about his iconic spyware. "Pay no mind to the worm eating your icons, it's an innocent bug."

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

"Haha whoops there goes your precious photos, ooo thanks for the Vbucks!"

[@smallestgoober9399]

It was pretty cute ngl.

[@an8790]

@@smallestgoober9399 He uses dancing cats to distract you from that your hard drive is literally combusting into flames and melting.

[@okdingo]

I clenched all 100 of my teeth in righteous gamer rage when dave missed the epic zelda easter egg

[@CrisisMoon7]

6:56 my cheekbones hurt from that, can’t wait to hear it in every single compilation

[@proteustheterrible]

10:56 Cory somehow conflates the words "binaural", "bilingual", and "binocular"

[@cupunculus]

1:53 Did you know Aaron Paul (Jesse Pinkman) voiced Nyx for the English dub for the Final Fantasy XV movie?

[@Beefaroni_Bert]

>Chris says he cant play a game with timers >First hour of FF7 exists

[@KingCeryn]

Chris wants her to just say “there’s gonna be boys dressed as ZERO”

[@intensesqualor2268]

Followed by a door closing that’s as loud as a gunshot

[@beacon626]

@@intensesqualor2268dude. I think that was a gunshot

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

The first rule of anime club is you don't go to anime club

[@Ruemir007]

1:15 was insane

[@countvondutchessofwestmoor3974]

last look at your DS2 character before they are hollowed for the rest of your playthrough:

[@NaehiroEnjoyer]

"UGHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING *gorilla noise*"

[@mTwJARhead]

I love the part where he takes a huge blunt rip.

[@guhrizzlybaire]

i had no idea he was chill like that

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

Especially the part when he takes a big whiff and then yells "RIP ASS!"

[@LowLifeAM]

He dies right after too, hardcore!

[@roachdoggjr2988]

M-m-mmm-Mario!!!!!!!

[@an8790]

Yippeeeee!!!!

[@RoachCatJr]

J-e-eee-Jeff!!!!!!!

[@Aerosmith1999-j6h]

Yes that's correct. Good job 👏

[@joshuahughes4704]

Mario eh eh eh

[@Shlepp]

“Sure” drags into back of van

[@InsulinRunner]

Fakanza really be putting overtime into these edits, my cheeks are hurting 🤣

[@shmittymaloggian192]

"Yup" -Miyamoto

[@yabadabwort]

God I love the oney crew, I want Zack to come back soon tho, usually when he doesn’t appear for a bit it’s because he’s working on something. Hopefully we get smiling friends season 3

[@dizzyboi04]

20:35 moments before disaster

[@antonbloodfare7416]

Im glad they finished the video before Mario could get hurt

[@toadboydude5015]

You've been doing a great job, Fakanza! Keep it up

[@DuskLegend]

9:53 oh that’s why this had to be reuploaded 4 times

[@pQuiPq]

This was a funny ass episode, but I love the editors and the recent edits a lot. Them set ups real nice fellas

[@chrisataresturant2223]

13:14 is like he’s dying irl

[@LightishRed]

Chris talking about blacked #7

[@kerokerocola99]

aw man

[@squibbb5480]

cory plays mario like a learning algorithm

[@acebeariously9856]

Hey Oney, thanks for uploading. I know saying this is insane since i dont actually know any of you, but watching you guys have fun is almost as good as having friends. I don't have any friends that would find things you guys talk about funny, so i appreciate that there are people like you willing to put themselves out there. Sometimes life is really lonely, but all of you sometimes give me the feeling i belong somewhere. So thank you Oney, Corey and Dave.

[@agrubohub4009]

At 15:26 might be my favorite. I knew Miyamoto was powerful enough to alter games that have been released in years

[@slushyjoke9382]

Shigeru Miyamoto wouldn't say that!!

[@pyrotechnick420]

I wonder if Chris' back pain will ever get so bad that he will......nevermind....

[@oldgenesys7886]

Fly?

[@pingusmingus]

​​@oldgenesys7886 well its called floating but mmyeah

[@silverpants7178]

Thank you FaKanza, hopefully the boys will feed you slightly more this week for all the edits they’re making you do. Keep it up :-)

[@PlushGarage]

CHRIS HOLD DOWN THE Y BUTTON YOU ARE RAISING MY ANXIETY

[@intensesqualor2268]

0:41 What was that yelling in the distance?

[@slapnuts275]

One of tomar's slaves tried escaping

[@yourehereforthatarentyou]

another one of tomar’s victims

[@shrederman9838]

They still haven't put down the OneyPlays gibbon

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

YOU didn't hear anything. You heard NOTHING. Got it?

[@sltrskid]

i can't believe they ACTUALLY got the REAL miyamoto for this episode!

[@Backlash23]

I remember the first time I realized the original versions of anime are better was watching Hellsing and hearing a part where a guy tells his son hes sorry and feels bad for what he did and in the english version he basically went "SUCK IT UP HURR HURR"

[@funkycarlover]

good evening oneyplayers (tips gigantic top hat, falls over)

[@slvrwlf.]

big mojo jojo brain spills out

[@TotalNigelFargothDeath]

swarm of rodents slurp up big brain slurry

[@LolRitsu]

Blew my mind learning that english Cloud from that movie was voiced by someone from a soap opera my mom was obsessed with.

[@pyrotechnick420]

Go to 3:05 to hear Dave read my review of this episode.

[@alexcorrigan3304]

Guys right after I beat eggnog on erect Dave approached me wearing a dad cosplay and handed me a Santa costume.

[@casko3175]

Chris' realization when American dubs were dogshit sounds about the same I realized too when I first started hearing JP versions of games and I was like "oh my god I've been missing out on this the whole time"

[@marbardan]

NO FLIPPING BURGIN WAY

[@Starman_Dx]

I can't wait for Miyamoto to come out tomorrow for the game awards to announce Boyfriend is ready to smash.

[@pixelplz]

why is it that every time dave is in a video they have to mention someone being blacked at least once

[@Jelkitosix666]

they always joke about black penis its weird

[@AnPrionsaTaibhse]

Don’t ask Shigeru Miyamoto where he was late-2017 or what he uploaded on 31/12/2017.

[@hahablort]

16:08 Who Likes to Party by Kevin MacLeod?

[@lilSchmoob]

Chris threatening to take Corey's paycheck away caught me so off guard 😂😂😂

[@andrebohon6026]

My favorite Miyamoto quote will always be “I take the kids, and I make them gay”

[@CrimsoNolf]

Finally, Dave says the ultra rare "good take" of oneyplays that comes once a year

[@saunterrrr]

Chris literally expressed himself perfectly fine and Dave couldnt comprehend this.

[@bobidiga1]

Seeing Advent Children subbed in theaters was such a great experience

[@DisheveledSuccess]

thumb up for the editor.

[@LumpKingDLO]

It’s like every series I expect them to stop playing turns out to be their most episodic series. And for games I actually want the to finish they’ll do 3 vids max.

[@brreakfastYT]

Good job editor. Funniest member of OneyPlay

[@mjr_schneider]

This is the funniest episode of The Funny Laugh Out Loud Gamer Nerds in a while.

[@DA5T]

Hoping Corey mentioning Persona every so often will get them to play one of the games

[@TheHolySemiColon]

They’ll play three episodes and quit before reaching the first boss fight.

[@skinoff89]

Sephiroth! What do you waaaaant?!

[@stevenobody9741]

Sephiroth: You got any glazed donuts?

[@skinoff89]

@@stevenobody9741 *Nooo!* We’re out of Glazed Donuts!

[@fruitystarstar949]

Sephiroth: You got any jelly donuts?

[@childish_gambino]

Bangs dong on pole to make my friends laugh

[@TortoiseMaximus]

people got mad at the Persona 5 dub because they pronounced some names consistently wrong, it's not a weird pronunciation "because they're supposed to be Japanese" lol

[@nywnetwork]

I don’t know why the title made me think you collabed with Miyamoto

[@GrayD_Fox]

The problem with the dub is its just actually bad, and unless it was the theaters fault but the voices felt separate from the movie

[@casko3175]

The classic "creators were probably barely involved in the dub" moment

[@nabilkhan2971]

​@@casko3175Explains why they're so closely involved in the new games.

[@greatsaiyaguy8868]

@@nabilkhan2971 unfortunately

[@ty-byre]

This era of oneyplays is truly one of the best, so many likeable characters, so mush joy 😊

[@OwnageMancer]

“I’ve completely given up on order.” -Chrisicus the Blighted One

[@migs6294]

Cory should know by now that you never take a man’s level in Mario unless you’re willing to pay the price

[@DUHRIZEO]

3:56 editor cuts it off before cory goes back for the coin 😂

[@dredahalomaster1]

I remember being in middle school and everyone asking if you have a psp, and if you answered yes they would reveal that it meant a pretty small...well...let's just say it was REALLY funny >:)

[@cookybea]

god damn it I'm gonna be thinking about "Dilly Dally, Shilly Shally" for the rest of the week

[@Daniel-cn3fw]

chris never running in mario games is seriously fuckin annoying lmao

[@deoxsus6972]

Frick you Dave. I WILL play Persona in the Japanese dub, because it IS better. Maybe if you put a dub in FNF, it wouldn't suck

[@greatsaiyaguy8868]

English Cloud Zack and Sephiroth’s performance in advent children saves that whole thing for me

[@Creamsticle]

Enjoying this series. Hope we get a couple silent hill 2 videos soon

[@seekingsouI]

Chris had his first "place, Japan" moment and soyed all over the place

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

People who repeat that like to pretend Japan has the geography and architecture of the American midwest. Nippon's not magical but it's a very Burger-minded meme to feel that everywhere is exactly like their McDonald's Playland.

[@Ghisteslohm139]

hilarious episode

[@sadtoast6122]

18:33 I'm right there with Chris I loved star fix assault on game cube but after I noticed the timer ticking down and land levels it put a bad taste in my mouth. I know it's like an arcade style game and I love that but having a timer just makes me feel nervous pressure and anxiety. I just want to enjoy the game at my own pace

[@tickleson8661]

I was just like Chris hating timers as a kid but I really wanted to play Wario Land 4 and became a big boy cause of it.

[@Pimploaf_YTP]

Wario Land 4 being one of my foundational games is probably why I love timers

[@MyaTya8]

首 which is read Kubi means neck, but in some contexts it can mean head, for example 鬼の首を持っている would literally translate to "I have the ogre's neck" but more accurately translates to head than neck. There's also two verbs for "have", 持つ which means to have something in your hands and ある/有る which means to have and more broadly to exist (But for inanimate objects only, people and animals use the verb いる/居る)

[@dominicrios7331]

Omg is the Shigeru Miyamaoto

[@IMortalNemesisI]

Chris continuing his arc of exaggerating lines from Advent Children. Sephiroth, what do you WAAAANT?!

[@catooey]

We want Pii, where is pii

[@certafan]

Wow, never thought id hear my acoustic anti-timer sentiment shared by THE oneysephiroth.

[@relliklaires9368]

Seeing the Oneycast playing my childhood videogames is awesome. I am not lying, I played this game while my mom filed for bankruptcy lol.

[@MrFitzonic]

Chris seriously needs to play another FF game. The brainrot is real.

[@TheGoodestofeggs]

Final fantasy Crystal Chronicles, The crystal bearers for nintendo Wii, I totally agree.

[@thebuddah1253]

​@@TheGoodestofeggs that was my first ff game as a kid and it made me so mad

[@greatsaiyaguy8868]

He should play FF8 he’d love it for sure : )

[@triplecrosscounter]

He needs to play mario hoops 3 on 3 the best FF game

[@MikeAruba69]

They need to play 'Final Fantasy Origins: Stranger of Paradise'. The dialog is so cringey, but funny! Especially the scene when Garland plays Limp Bizkit on his iPod.

[@hoonterofhoonters6588]

Chris yearns to be ASMRd by a beautiful Japanese woman.

[@Makocat]

Best of did you know moments or is that a thing already.

[@kldvien]

read the shigeru in the title and somehow imagined the guy in the phucker series. immediately disapointed when it wasnt.

[@femalespacemarine]

Can you play that FF7 dub mod you were talking about? I know christ wants a reason to play ff7 again anyway

[@ZeeZ-96q]

Hey waaaaiteeeeer! *hogs all the editor's skill for himself, that could be used for good*

[@makeitthrough_]

The incompetech song they're talking about was also used as the Harmontown MC John backing track I think