Shikieiki on Patrole

Shikieiki is on patrole and she ain't taking no for an answer.
SHIKIEIKI IS THE LAW.
I made a new video just for you guys even though I was busy with homework. I LOVE YOU.

[@Green-op2ov]

Punishes Cirno for making a pun makes a pun no more than a minute later Wat

[@thegreatandalmightymima3669]

Corruption much?

[@MrAlias-oc8uk]

Values dissoance

[@alexanderkurokawa8834]

We need equal rights

[@TrappedBowyer9684]

I SWEAR TO GOD!

[@4storyboss]

so that's how cirno became tanned in HSiFS

[@nibenditaidea8752]

Seiga's power is to pass through walls, so she didn't actually broke the 4th wall. Still, she would be prosecuted for tresspassing it.

[@Flandr3]

And then she took her to another person who can also broke the 4th wall 🍮

[@misery4821]

"ur under arrest" "what why" "becaus you look a bit..... fishy" IM WHEEZING

[@Youhadabadday2021]

The best part is that one segment earlier Eiki sentenced Cirno to death for making an equally bad joke.

[@lilywhite1594]

misakiiiii

[@yamatanoorochi3149]

Wasted opportunity to put shiki in the microwave

[@rimojo163]

I saw that joke coming from a nautical mile away

[@nincsittsemmi1]

"duude i think im a rabbit" - I lost it

[@ShadowOfOurHearts]

Little did Ciryes know, that with this meme he predicted touhou 16. Now with a tanned cirno leading the charge, because shikieiki microwaved her.

[@blockeontheleafeon]

I will accept this as canon. How else will Eiki be important to the lore after Touhou 9?

[@zhatus]

Today I learn that the only thing that can overcome the law is Snoop dogg

[@TarmoFlake]

Eiki (Shiki is her last name) must be pretty relaxed today; I pictured her to be like Judge Dredd and Robocop but twice the sexy, twice the fascist.

[@FrogmaskMusic]

Her last name is Yamaxanadu, actually.

[@JAdouble6]

***** Actually, Yamaxanadu is her title.

[@Ciryes]

Jesse Adams Tarmo's right!

[@UncleMerlin]

SHANKEI SPANKI *starts to stab ppl

[@yullaw6548]

@@Ciryes what music is used when eiki is in LAW mode

[@YukariWolf]

Seiga's special ability is to go through walls. the 4th wall also works with her ability apparently

[@YukariWolf]

fuck someone beat me to it already oh well

[@monami359]

My sanity just got arrested

[@conwaysquest6961]

Become one with the wed.

[@JUJTV]

Yes.

[@thebac2826]

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu I See That Your Guilt Your Not Real

[@shikieikiyamaxanadu7041]

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu Your Guiltttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[@MeeMxxxMeeMRblx]

I AM THE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!

[@HooeyMagooes]

Oh no *IS YHE LAW!!!*

[@yesok4244]

@Draveth Metentium you can't be absolutely morally gray unless you're a true chaotic neutral, anyway Eiki would've banished you to the cringe realm

[@therandomguy6200]

"one plus one is equals to five" "you're under arrest"

[@Stolanis]

"The path of the righteous yama is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil lolis. Blessed is she who, in the name of charity and loooong-ass lectures, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for she is truly her sister's keeper and the finder of lost yukkuris. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and *furious* anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my sisters. And you will know my name is *THE LAW* when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

[@Poggle566]

You win.

[@yamaxanadu5764]

What a lovely video. Thank you for spreading the word of the law.

[@kydb]

BAD GIRLS BAD GIRLS WATCHA GONNA DO? WATCHA GONNA DO WHEN YAMA COMES FO YOU

[@shineethebestofall]

become one with the wed is what im gonna do

[@thegreatandalmightymima3669]

Fucking end them.

[@TheIrontic]

Ciryes, I noticed a mistake you made in the title. It isn't Patrole it's POTrole.

[@koishikomeiji400]

is dat sum CtC soundtrack

[@Ciryes]

That is

[@0325hjs]

imagine a nonbinary eiki"so are you a boy or a girl?" "I AM THE LAW""and what's in your pants?" "JUSTICE"

[@mayborneflower]

... The hammer of justice?

[@0325hjs]

+mayborneflower and Sukuna has the miracle mallet :v

[@mayborneflower]

With this, I imagine Eiki as a genderfluid Batman. Curse you, Batman: Brave and the Bold.

[@avarixe1932]

N O

[@azureempyrean64]

Dat undertale reference

[@dio_fumo]

0:40 I can imagine Eiki yelling "WRYYYYYYY" in DIO's voice

[@Naudiz]

I LOVE YOU TOO CIRYES.

[@kdude1042]

"YOU'RE UNDERARREST FUCKITTY FUCKER" "WHAT THE FOCK WHY" My sides went to heaven

[@Ice-yp4wg]

Eiki may be the law. But if she is in the dank universe, the law of the weed will dominate all things. (except Shaggy)

[@OctoAnt_A]

But Cirno fumo, if she ever counted past 9, would become a being higher than shaggy.

[@yondabigman4668]

When the law get involved, you know shit gets real.

[@AzariusR]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Wait..... where did I heard that before.... is it that bizzare adventure....

[@EternallyPrussian]

Jojo's...highly unusual escapades?

[@AzariusR]

Suppose to be Joseph's Piranha Flight or something.....

[@EternallyPrussian]

HellomynameisRyanfirstoutindeedgooglelikesmesomuchtheybotheredmeuntilmynamewasthislong Or it's prequel, Genetic strings of an apparition.

[@4storyboss]

yep, that's a jojo's refference, DIO uses that also eiki uses ZE LAW as her stand

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@4storyboss Stand Name: 「ZA LAW」 Stand User: 「Shiki Eiki」 Stand Cry: 「I AM ZA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW」

[@Mr._Sherwood]

I would say something about how Eiki and Shiki are separate names, but I'd rather talk about Eiki Dio-ing Marisa with a police car.

[@Greatwolf615]

You ever think that eikishiki and judge Judy team up for ULTIMATE LAW PATROLE?!??!??

[@Meh-fo7sp]

Poor cirno, She needs to stop CHILLING in class

[@SAJoe001]

Oh damn, Reisen can summon Snoopzillas :o

[@Quetzalcoatl1519]

I don't know, I think Shikieiki might be the law.

[@Naudiz]

Nice profile pic.

[@Quetzalcoatl1519]

Thank you. uwu

[@snr-iw5dz]

This is what I would imagine with Suika and Shikieiki Shikieiki: YER UNDERARREST FOR FLYING AND DRINKING!!!!!!! Suika: W-what's a pony? * hic* Shikieiki: Don't you EVEN see the safety sign? * points to the sign* Suika: *laughs* Gimme some money *hic* Shikieiki: *facepalms* You're coming with me. Suika: Is there any candy? I want a pony. Shikieiki: *sighs* screw you...

[@Bravidunno]

+SN Reza Shikieiki : THE LAAAAAAAAAW !

[@snr-iw5dz]

Bravigaufre Suika: *hic* What law?

[@Bravidunno]

SN Reza Shitkieki : TEH LAAAAAAAAAAAAAW (WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

[@snr-iw5dz]

Bravigaufre Suika: How is that the law?!?!

[@Bravidunno]

SN Reza Shikieiki : Because... I'm THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ! Go to jail Suika, you're drunk.

[@blu_wraith6693]

you sir, have made the greatest video of all time ;)

[@mex_5050]

0:42 POLICE CARO DA!

[@hetalialuvrr1191]

this is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen

[@KomeijiRecords]

smoke weed erryday

[@Ciryes]

Remix of Reisen's theme and Smoke Weed Everyday now

[@KomeijiRecords]

Got it.

[@Poggle566]

Komeiji Records Did you ever actually make that? If so could you send a link? :P

[@Bravidunno]

+Ciryes Smoke Weed Every day done with Invisible Full Moon's notes.

[@Naudiz]

I'm reminded of two particular _Spongebob Squarepants_ episodes with this one... Free Internet Cookies for whoever guesses them correctly.

[@Ciryes]

No giving away free internet cookies IN THE HALL! No guessing IN THE HALL! No thinking about Spongeboob IN THE HALL!

[@Naudiz]

Ciryes You get half a cookie; _Hall Monitor_ is indeed one of them.

[@Ciryes]

White Wolfie WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE THOUGH

[@bobjones4715]

Ciryes White Wolfie Is it the one where SpongeBob and Patrick dress up as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to substitute them in a shuffleboarding competition, and then they arrest everybody in the city for crimes including being "too old"?

[@WishMakers]

I may be crazy late on this comment, but...is it Wumbology, the Study of Wumbo?

[@wolfendie2847]

this is how cirno gets a tan

[@asdfg952816]

but like this is basically the plot of memories of phantasm: the flower incident isn't it?

[@dianamunoz3095]

Ciryes this hearybreaking story made me cry harder than finding no more food ;u;

[@kaifutgam2552]

OH GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@shimitty]

Police Brutality

[@mozambique1697]

I'm happy this is in my recommended after 7 years

[@auriidraws5563]

same

[@s.a.k.i7768]

So happy I binge watched all of their videos.They are so funny xD

[@Pixieloka]

"You're a little fishy" For fucks sake i love u

[@komeijisatori6612]

2:35 I knew that pun was comming

[@nguyenlinhhoabinh]

Justice be served

[@yngvi2003]

1:08 Yes he is! You are totally right SEIIIGAAAA!

[@LeiruLone]

Shikeiki is always the law, always

[@floresque]

microwaved cirno is the best thing i have ever seen in like forever

[@dumpsterfirecalledmeamd3062]

Eiki became the one with the wed

[@somberz]

become one with the weed

[@shikieikiyamaxanadu7041]

Arichikurukuto ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ NEVER

[@SiDEMA.]

0:48 I sense Ben Drowned

[@marydog11ify]

I am the LAWL!

[@kl3321]

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING YOU FUCKS My Immortal? In MY Gensokyo?

[@conwaysquest6961]

It's more likely than you think!

[@akumu2625]

War is this song,when eiki shout I am law

[@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961]

Please...come back...I need more of your videos...

[@shikieikiyamaxanadu-qh8yy]

I AM THE LAW!!!!

[@thedankhexmania7849]

That was worth it

[@crimsonyogurt]

1:36 this scene srsly needs a "canon" joke

[@darangaber]

0:42 yooo jojo reference in 2013

[@bensoncheung2801]

And that’s how (the KZbin channel) The Law (Eiki pfp) was born!

[@ExoticBankai]

Good shipost !

[@spaghettiking7312]

Travel and educate them, Eiki! Gensokyo needs to know your wise words!

[@stumpy7081]

Wiki wat ru u doin, Wiki stahp.

[@rikoti174]

Eiki goes in a power trip

[@BedrockSolid]

THE LAW

[@bickybong8992]

Not sure if tats Eiki or Gordan Ramsey

[@falleghaniyah2832]

1:55 lol, is Scarlet Mansion sinking?

[@ScarletMarisa375]

Cirno is a fucking genius

[@Lucasa9Poke]

these no-walfas montages are so fucking funny ciryes xD

[@vzara72]

What's the sound that plays every time Eiki says she is the law?

[@Naudiz]

That is the _Concealed the Conclusion_ version of _Fate of Sixty Years_.

[@songoku9566]

Damn Marisa got owned. You don't see that very often

[@yamahadx7synthesiser]

procrastinating from online class

[@elgatochurro]

3:14 this is true art

[@nekofumi7807]

Lol the law

[@awe9217]

THE LAWWWWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[@SiDEMA.]

1000th like! :0

[@DIO_The_world]

0:42 Ejem, *i am HERE,* kono Dio da

[@MsZsc]

*OBJECTION!*

[@Parvapinna]

imagine if shikieiki is javert

[@seribelz]

I can't breathe!

[@nickb1156]

I expected this comment..

[@ShizuKanazawa]

I think Eiki saw this after smokin weed

[@bulbakurb2385]

Oh i see it's from this video

[@rodrickgottschalk843]

RIP Remmy

[@mutegameplays7262]

Breaking the fourth wall is illegal?! Damn Deadpool you are screwed!

[@Spookhunter7]

I am one wit the wed

[@kireina7867]

best video evur

[@trashkun7354]

WRRYYYYYYYYY

[@wbl_unlimited]

DUB THIS

[@latoyosatomimidoblemanoder8924]

5 years...5 FUCKING YEARS AND NOW I UNDERSTAND THE SEIGA PUN

[@hleghe810]

La Toyosatomimi Doble Mano Derecha xd Wait what pun?

[@lucamalafronte9263]

ZA LAW!!! CRIME YO TOMARE!

[@shakirashipslied9721]

seiga confirmed KZbin commemts

[@MasterOfHelium]

not enouh bad gmramrar and typso Also, suuden snoops be win

[@suwakofumo6139]

1:14 She didn't break the fourth wall, she merely passed through it eiki

[@FrogmaskMusic]

Shikieiki is the law, and the law is hard. Therefore, Shikieiki is hard. For all the inhabitants of Gensokyo.

[@JohannRahn]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@Derpy_UwU2006]

This is funny 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

[@somerandompersonomg]

what marisa can steal:reimu's monys and alot of stuff what marisa cant steal:alice

[@youmukonpaku3092]

I am the law and a yama >.>

[@monument-cafe]

Who knew that this video could predict TH16 (2:13 - 2:20) ....and yes, I know the video is several years old.

[@RDash101]

reply to seiga: YE

[@thewildrunners9051]

*Y E S*

[@heselofhephidiyiai5985]

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