Shikieiki on Patrole

[@ShadowOfOurHearts]

Little did Ciryes know, that with this meme he predicted touhou 16. Now with a tanned cirno leading the charge, because shikieiki microwaved her.

[@blockeontheleafeon]

I will accept this as canon. How else will Eiki be important to the lore after Touhou 9?

[@nibenditaidea8752]

Seiga's power is to pass through walls, so she didn't actually broke the 4th wall. Still, she would be prosecuted for tresspassing it.

[@Flandr3]

And then she took her to another person who can also broke the 4th wall 🍮

[@Green-op2ov]

Punishes Cirno for making a pun makes a pun no more than a minute later Wat

[@thegreatandalmightymima3669]

Corruption much?

[@MrAlias-oc8uk]

Values dissoance

[@alexanderkurokawa8834]

We need equal rights

[@TrappedBowyer9684]

I SWEAR TO GOD!

[@4storyboss]

so that's how cirno became tanned in HSiFS

[@misery4821]

"ur under arrest" "what why" "becaus you look a bit..... fishy" IM WHEEZING

[@Youhadabadday2021]

The best part is that one segment earlier Eiki sentenced Cirno to death for making an equally bad joke.

[@lilywhite1594]

misakiiiii

[@yamatanoorochi3149]

Wasted opportunity to put shiki in the microwave

[@rimojo163]

I saw that joke coming from a nautical mile away

[@zhatus]

Today I learn that the only thing that can overcome the law is Snoop dogg

[@nincsittsemmi1]

"duude i think im a rabbit" - I lost it

[@0325hjs]

imagine a nonbinary eiki"so are you a boy or a girl?" "I AM THE LAW""and what's in your pants?" "JUSTICE"

[@mayborneflower]

... The hammer of justice?

[@0325hjs]

+mayborneflower and Sukuna has the miracle mallet :v

[@mayborneflower]

With this, I imagine Eiki as a genderfluid Batman. Curse you, Batman: Brave and the Bold.

[@avarixe1932]

N O

[@azureempyrean64]

Dat undertale reference

[@YukariWolf]

Seiga's special ability is to go through walls. the 4th wall also works with her ability apparently

[@YukariWolf]

fuck someone beat me to it already oh well

[@TarmoFlake]

Eiki (Shiki is her last name) must be pretty relaxed today; I pictured her to be like Judge Dredd and Robocop but twice the sexy, twice the fascist.

[@FrogmaskMusic]

Her last name is Yamaxanadu, actually.

[@JAdouble6]

***** Actually, Yamaxanadu is her title.

[@Ciryes]

Jesse Adams Tarmo's right!

[@UncleMerlin]

SHANKEI SPANKI *starts to stab ppl

[@yullaw6548]

@@Ciryes what music is used when eiki is in LAW mode

[@monami359]

My sanity just got arrested

[@conwaysquest6961]

Become one with the wed.

[@Stolanis]

"The path of the righteous yama is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil lolis. Blessed is she who, in the name of charity and loooong-ass lectures, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for she is truly her sister's keeper and the finder of lost yukkuris. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and *furious* anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my sisters. And you will know my name is *THE LAW* when I lay my vengeance upon thee!"

[@Poggle566]

You win.

[@therandomguy6200]

"one plus one is equals to five" "you're under arrest"

[@JUJTV]

Yes.

[@thebac2826]

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu I See That Your Guilt Your Not Real

[@shikieikiyamaxanadu7041]

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu Your Guiltttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[@MeeMxxxMeeMRblx]

I AM THE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!

[@HooeyMagooes]

Oh no *IS YHE LAW!!!*

[@yesok4244]

@Draveth Metentium you can't be absolutely morally gray unless you're a true chaotic neutral, anyway Eiki would've banished you to the cringe realm

[@kdude1042]

"YOU'RE UNDERARREST FUCKITTY FUCKER" "WHAT THE FOCK WHY" My sides went to heaven

[@yamaxanadu5764]

What a lovely video. Thank you for spreading the word of the law.

[@Naudiz]

I LOVE YOU TOO CIRYES.

[@dio_fumo]

0:40 I can imagine Eiki yelling "WRYYYYYYY" in DIO's voice

[@TheIrontic]

Ciryes, I noticed a mistake you made in the title. It isn't Patrole it's POTrole.

[@Mr._Sherwood]

I would say something about how Eiki and Shiki are separate names, but I'd rather talk about Eiki Dio-ing Marisa with a police car.

[@Ice-yp4wg]

Eiki may be the law. But if she is in the dank universe, the law of the weed will dominate all things. (except Shaggy)

[@OctoAnt_A]

But Cirno fumo, if she ever counted past 9, would become a being higher than shaggy.

[@yondabigman4668]

When the law get involved, you know shit gets real.

[@Greatwolf615]

You ever think that eikishiki and judge Judy team up for ULTIMATE LAW PATROLE?!??!??

[@koishikomeiji400]

is dat sum CtC soundtrack

[@Ciryes]

That is

[@Meh-fo7sp]

Poor cirno, She needs to stop CHILLING in class

[@bokunopicodegallo]

I don't know, I think Shikieiki might be the law.

[@Naudiz]

Nice profile pic.

[@bokunopicodegallo]

Thank you. uwu

[@snr-iw5dz]

This is what I would imagine with Suika and Shikieiki Shikieiki: YER UNDERARREST FOR FLYING AND DRINKING!!!!!!! Suika: W-what's a pony? * hic* Shikieiki: Don't you EVEN see the safety sign? * points to the sign* Suika: *laughs* Gimme some money *hic* Shikieiki: *facepalms* You're coming with me. Suika: Is there any candy? I want a pony. Shikieiki: *sighs* screw you...

[@Bravidunno]

+SN Reza Shikieiki : THE LAAAAAAAAAW !

[@snr-iw5dz]

Bravigaufre Suika: *hic* What law?

[@Bravidunno]

SN Reza Shitkieki : TEH LAAAAAAAAAAAAAW (WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)

[@snr-iw5dz]

Bravigaufre Suika: How is that the law?!?!

[@Bravidunno]

SN Reza Shikieiki : Because... I'm THE LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ! Go to jail Suika, you're drunk.

[@SAJoe001]

Oh damn, Reisen can summon Snoopzillas :o

[@chiaraaaaaaa44]

this is the most beautiful thing i've ever seen

[@Naudiz]

I'm reminded of two particular _Spongebob Squarepants_ episodes with this one... Free Internet Cookies for whoever guesses them correctly.

[@Ciryes]

No giving away free internet cookies IN THE HALL! No guessing IN THE HALL! No thinking about Spongeboob IN THE HALL!

[@Naudiz]

Ciryes You get half a cookie; _Hall Monitor_ is indeed one of them.

[@Ciryes]

White Wolfie WHAT'S THE OTHER ONE THOUGH

[@bobjones4715]

Ciryes White Wolfie Is it the one where SpongeBob and Patrick dress up as Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy to substitute them in a shuffleboarding competition, and then they arrest everybody in the city for crimes including being "too old"?

[@WishMakers]

I may be crazy late on this comment, but...is it Wumbology, the Study of Wumbo?

[@wolfendie2847]

this is how cirno gets a tan

[@AzariusR]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY Wait..... where did I heard that before.... is it that bizzare adventure....

[@EternallyPrussian]

Jojo's...highly unusual escapades?

[@AzariusR]

Suppose to be Joseph's Piranha Flight or something.....

[@EternallyPrussian]

HellomynameisRyanfirstoutindeedgooglelikesmesomuchtheybotheredmeuntilmynamewasthislong Or it's prequel, Genetic strings of an apparition.

[@4storyboss]

yep, that's a jojo's refference, DIO uses that also eiki uses ZE LAW as her stand

[@YataTheFifteenth]

@@4storyboss Stand Name: 「ZA LAW」 Stand User: 「Shiki Eiki」 Stand Cry: 「I AM ZA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW」

[@Pixieloka]

"You're a little fishy" For fucks sake i love u

[@asdfg952816]

but like this is basically the plot of memories of phantasm: the flower incident isn't it?

[@mex_5050]

0:42 POLICE CARO DA!

[@mozambique1697]

I'm happy this is in my recommended after 7 years

[@auriidraws5563]

same

[@s.a.k.i7768]

So happy I binge watched all of their videos.They are so funny xD

[@yngvi2003]

1:08 Yes he is! You are totally right SEIIIGAAAA!

[@blu_wraith6693]

you sir, have made the greatest video of all time ;)

[@kaifutgam2552]

OH GOD I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@kl3321]

>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FUCKING DOING YOU FUCKS My Immortal? In MY Gensokyo?

[@conwaysquest6961]

It's more likely than you think!

[@falleghaniyah2832]

1:55 lol, is Scarlet Mansion sinking?

[@komeijisatori6612]

2:35 I knew that pun was comming

[@KomeijiRecords]

smoke weed erryday

[@Ciryes]

Remix of Reisen's theme and Smoke Weed Everyday now

[@KomeijiRecords]

Got it.

[@Poggle566]

Komeiji Records Did you ever actually make that? If so could you send a link? :P

[@Bravidunno]

+Ciryes Smoke Weed Every day done with Invisible Full Moon's notes.

[@suwakofumo6139]

1:14 She didn't break the fourth wall, she merely passed through it eiki

[@shikieikiyamaxanadu-qh8yy]

I AM THE LAW!!!!

[@spaghettiking7312]

Travel and educate them, Eiki! Gensokyo needs to know your wise words!

[@shimitty]

Police Brutality

[@monument-cafe]

Who knew that this video could predict TH16 (2:13 - 2:20) ....and yes, I know the video is several years old.

[@FrogmaskMusic]

Shikieiki is the law, and the law is hard. Therefore, Shikieiki is hard. For all the inhabitants of Gensokyo.

[@natz-o1x]

microwaved cirno is the best thing i have ever seen in like forever

[@dianamunoz3095]

Ciryes this hearybreaking story made me cry harder than finding no more food ;u;

[@LeiruLone]

Shikeiki is always the law, always

[@bickybong8992]

Not sure if tats Eiki or Gordan Ramsey

[@KCDash4400cw]

0:36 why you hurt my waifu

[@SiDEMA.]

0:48 I sense Ben Drowned

[@darangaber]

0:42 yooo jojo reference in 2013

[@DIO_The_world]

0:42 Ejem, *i am HERE,* kono Dio da

[@somberz]

become one with the weed

[@shikieikiyamaxanadu7041]

Arichikurukuto ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ NEVER

[@imtoolazyforaprofilepic4961]

Please...come back...I need more of your videos...

[@somerandompersonomg]

what marisa can steal:reimu's monys and alot of stuff what marisa cant steal:alice

[@rubyfish]

0:43 is this a jojo reference?

[@ScarletMarisa375]

Cirno is a fucking genius

[@insertgenericallyironicnam601]

Guess Shikieiki listens to Anthrax, huh? There is a picture on Google Images of her that matches the song perfectly, after all! XD As if she could get any cooler... turns out, she listens to Thrash Metal. Aw yeah!

[@tabbender1232]

Breaking the fourth wall is illegal ? Shit, i guess i'm under arrest :/

[@ciberkid22]

Deadpool would suffer the same fate... but worse

[@LedYouAshtray]

+ciberkid22 THE DEATH PENALTY

[@ciberkid22]

Welp, see you on the other side

[@ShizuKanazawa]

I think Eiki saw this after smokin weed

[@Parvapinna]

imagine if shikieiki is javert

[@dumpsterfirecalledmeamd3062]

Eiki became the one with the wed

[@songoku9566]

Damn Marisa got owned. You don't see that very often

[@yamahadx7synthesiser]

procrastinating from online class

[@marydog11ify]

I am the LAWL!

[@latoyosatomimidoblemanoder8924]

5 years...5 FUCKING YEARS AND NOW I UNDERSTAND THE SEIGA PUN

[@hleghe810]

La Toyosatomimi Doble Mano Derecha xd Wait what pun?

[@Dee-mm1bt]

D à l à w

[@awe9217]

THE LAWWWWWWWWWWWEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[@elgatochurro]

3:14 this is true art

[@rikoti174]

Eiki goes in a power trip

[@vzara72]

What's the sound that plays every time Eiki says she is the law?

[@Naudiz]

That is the _Concealed the Conclusion_ version of _Fate of Sixty Years_.

[@akumu2625]

War is this song,when eiki shout I am law

[@abarette_]

EIKI NO YOU CAN'T MAKE THAT PUN IT'S... IT'S...... well it's probably not illegal huh

[@parox96]

why the everloving fuck is this video a decade old

[@mutegameplays7262]

Breaking the fourth wall is illegal?! Damn Deadpool you are screwed!

[@OriginalAceXD]

This is the definition of police in America

[@bensoncheung2801]

And that’s how (the KZbin channel) The Law (Eiki pfp) was born!

[@nguyenlinhhoabinh]

Justice be served

[@stumpy7081]

Wiki wat ru u doin, Wiki stahp.

[@Lucasa9Poke]

these no-walfas montages are so fucking funny ciryes xD

[@jakebolls3420]

I’m starting to think she’s the Yama

[@shakirashipslied9721]

seiga confirmed KZbin commemts

[@JohannRahn]

WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[@Spookhunter7]

I am one wit the wed

[@yunseaweed]

this is at 69k views, we must preserve this holy number

[@bensoncheung2801]

No.

[@somechupacabrawithinternet8866]

ma'am yes ma'am!

[@SleepyKonii]

did seiga survive flandre

[@silvernightray7701]

You should have asked how long it took to end her misery... 😂😂😂 R.I.P Seiga.

[@SaintCharlos]

I found it funny, except for the Wakasagihime part. I felt pretty bad for her ;w;

[@thedankhexmania7849]

That was worth it

[@MasterOfHelium]

not enouh bad gmramrar and typso Also, suuden snoops be win

[@approximatelyme3260]

1:48 Sheer Pantshitting Terror

[@bwehhhh]

WRRYYYYYYYYY

[@BedrockSolid]

THE LAW

[@neizanmendez6317]

we know this should've ended in 4:20 right?

[@rodrickgottschalk843]

RIP Remmy

[@hatsunemiyu8684]

Eiki is triggerd as hell