Shinji Has A Secret

[@seko2992]

you captured their personalities so well like Shinji's unawareness of himself or Asuka's famous soundboard

[@pugmasterben]

Asuka's classic and iconic soundboard! I can't believe nobody ever talks about it, it's the best part of her character imo

[@oddapplaud2846]

she played it a lot in the famous elevator screen, people say everyone hears a different sound during it!

[@cheselover24]

Shinji: I feel so alone... Asuka: O-OO-O-OO-O-O-O-OOOHH MY GAAWD

[@nananamamana3591]

I don't know, we didn't see Rei hit the yoinky spoinky fresh with the sauce hold the mayo double pickles on the G grind sigma set? But it's alright, for like, a meme I guess.

[@chongworl]

​@@cheselover24Can i use my soundboard? (Vine boom) We live, we love, we lie, (Bell) (Click) RAAAHHHHH (Bad piggies building theme) (Woohoo! Sfx from bad piggies) Good enough? If not, then ill use the spell card Protogen Antivirus and activate my trap [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

[@NeoKingGhidorah]

I can only imagine Asuka carrying around a boombox as her soundboard with several cassettes hanging from her shoulders for easy access.

[@OwenSammons-os2cu]

W profile picture

[@MelonSeedOfficial]

“Hold on, I got a meme for this”

[@Chrys4l1s]

Why the fuck do you have so many subscriptions that are the same as mine-

[@mikeoxsmal69]

I thought that bluds profile picture was a sauropod with a giant ass lemon on its back 💀

[@OwenSammons-os2cu]

@mikeoxsmal1018 It's the album cover of Neutral Milk Hotel's "In The Aeroplane Over The Sea." It's my favorite album of all time. You should listen to it. It's really good.

[@perrytheplate]

“I’M NOT GAY” *seconds later* “Shinji can’t help being gay” “Thanks Rei”

[@ninjartist36]

Give him a minute Shinji: HEY! There it is

[@youknowwhat5008]

@@perrytheplate "Make fun of him for something that's his fault..."

[@Voice-of-Allegro]

@@youknowwhat5008” like his ugly haircut. And his dead mother”

[@Dion06]

@@Voice-of-Allegro said his dead mother

[@lorelaimorace-kk1xz]

​​@@Dion06 "AHA YOU SUCK"

[@theqoulyv]

I like how Asuka in the show is quite academically gifted, years ahead of her peers in classes and speaks 3(?) Languages, but here she can't multiply 2 1 digit numbers lol

[@YourPalKindred]

To be fair, -1 × -1 = 1 is a little trippy

[@spudsbuchlaw]

@@YourPalKindred Time for an entire trippy art house sequence where Shinji dives into his mind to understand the complexities of mathematics

[@FHBStudio]

@@YourPalKindredYou're gonna like this: the square root of -1 times the square root of -1 is itself -1. So the square root of -1 to the power of 4 equals 1. And get this: you can have negative square root of minus one.

[@Chroma-arc]

​@@FHBStudiothe square root of -1 isn't-1, it's i

[@FHBStudio]

@@Chroma-arcI know. Reread my comment. I used "square root of -1" instead of i.

[@RebornZombie]

Shinji needs a big strong Kaworu to come protect him from these mean girls.

[@BlueSpino4472]

Considering Kaworu’s probably one of the only people who didn’t treat Shinji like crap, I agree wholeheartedly

[@connorschronicles810]

@@BlueSpino4472This is probably one of the funniest 2 minutes and 8 seconds of my life; lol.

[@FriendlyNeighbourhoodSpideyBoi]

Big black oily kaworu

[@wishylane]

real

[@Ergo-i4i]

Oh he definitely will

[@Xibalba_FGC]

if Evangelion was an absurdist comedy that “. . .ssSsSo wrong, Yuhkneow, if WE were ever together” was so good 😭

[@The-not-so-charming-prince]

Wait it’s not ?

[@oatatus4102]

😦@@The-not-so-charming-prince

[@Xibalba_FGC]

@@The-not-so-charming-prince ur right.

[@rikzw6846]

Baloney pony timeline

[@AdamSmith-jb2lf]

I love that in NGE, the fans simultaneously hold an understanding of these deep, richly developed characters…and the meme versions. And we love them both equally. This is hilarious.

[@scarlet7960]

thats what makes the memes so funny

[@COIN_a]

The better you understand the characters the better memes you can make out of them

[@Dorkeydaze]

Not that deep

[@scarlet7960]

@@Dorkeydaze that deep in your mom

[@ravelnavarro9625]

​@@Dorkeydazeyes it is are u slow?

[@nathanschwartz6693]

This video makes me wanna get a soundboard.

[@yuyuyunu]

I read it with Sonic the Hedgehog's voice

[@Geyrider]

@@yuyuyunuI did too, but like the way that Arin from game grumps does it

[@DefeatedRoyalist]

Hell yeah dude

[@AustynL]

this is why i have a soundboard

[@lun4368]

@@yuyuyunu same

[@irradiatedpacific]

i like to think they're all physically in the same room and not on discord and asuka just carries around a soundboard with her all the time to do this because she's asuka

[@helenaborgespeixoto7598]

I didn't realise I was supposed to think it was on Discord, I thought the same lol

[@pleasebepatientihaveuwutis7179]

Maybe the new reboot will be all Gen Alphas skibidi'ing on Tik Tok.

[@RetroMagnus761]

Wait they're supposed to be talking on Discord?

[@black0ut77]

Shinji in the background the whole time is killing me🤣🤣🤣

[@vinylscratch6604]

“Excuse me?” Sounded so genuine

[@faf0]

Most emotional that rei ever was

[@almcmemeshack8443]

I like how Rei didn’t say “no” until Shinji brought up Red Lobster

[@SegaChris5]

😂 I can't wait to see you go places! "Wait being gay is negative" just had me busting up laughin

[@Space_fishiez]

1:59 Asuka you can't be laughing

[@Chartus-ij1rp]

*YOUR MOTHER KILLED HERSELF AAAAHHHH!!!*

[@KENSHIROez3260]

She forgor

[@ch3rp1]

I now think Sinji's depression was twice justified

[@Termina2018]

Which means twice the Third Impact! 😃

[@The_scrongler1978]

@@Termina2018that’d make it the 6th impact

[@Foxking437]

@@The_scrongler1978what would even happen in a 6th impact?

[@gunslingergirl2579]

@@Foxking437 I'm sure they counted past that in Rebuild.

[@caseyrole8551]

​@@gunslingergirl2579no they just had a 6th. I counted. The last one was the 6th

[@juannaym8488]

Asuka being a femcel is so unbelievably accurate for her

[@RetroMagnus761]

Her just being a regular incel fits better

[@ESALTEREGO]

​@@RetroMagnus761how is that different

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

@@RetroMagnus761 Femcel simply means female incel, so they meant that.

[@RetroMagnus761]

@@amadeosendiulo2137 oh yeah, forgot about that. Feels kinda redundant though since the regular definition of incel already means both men and women can be one

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

@@RetroMagnus761 European languages work like that because of patriarchy. English is MOSTLY free of it nowadays.

[@SupremeLordBruv]

Shinji having a mental breakdown unnoticed in the background about not being gay is entirely lore accurate.

[@draculhellsing2829]

Rei with the deadass GLaDOS impression

[@dropoutwok]

yooooo ur right tho

[@тоска-р1о]

god i wanna be deep in glados thanks for reminding me

[@mr.ironic95]

@@тоска-р1о 🤨📸

[@sarimkhann386]

@@тоска-р1о ???

[@VinceAndVikingGreen]

LOL😂

[@richietozier7091]

“Asuka, be serious. That wasn’t funny. Shinji can’t help being gay. Make fun of him for something that’s his fault” Rei’s spitting

[@musicalsaber6433]

LIKE HIS DEAD MOTHER , I CAN'T, I FUCKING CAN'T HAAHAH

[@notme8232]

​@@musicalsaber6433Gendo who was secretly in the corner the whole time: *coughs awkwardly

[@NeyamStar]

😭

[@lautarogomez9711]

​@@notme8232Shinji: what the?....dad?

[@retanizer0705]

1:18 I like the way Rei sounds here, I don't know how to describe it but it's sounds comforting for some reason

[@noone-pg4lr]

Because it’s so sarcastic

[@ESALTEREGO]

Glados Rei

[@notme8232]

Motherly instinct

[@notfunny3397]

If the actual dub had this realistic shinji voice acting, I might actually watch Eva.

[@obamacare9396]

Tf you mean? Adv dub top tier

[@notfunny3397]

@@obamacare9396 what's adv?

[@obamacare9396]

@@notfunny3397 The Animation Dubbing Visions company that made the 1st dub for Eva

[@therealporchshitter34]

@@obamacare9396just no 💀

[@obamacare9396]

@@therealporchshitter34 why

[@tpfoxCastro]

"Asuka, Shinji and I are both gay" "Yeah, so that cancels it out" This is the funniest sentence I've ever heard

[@BlazinBoomsy]

I started to feel bad about Shinji, but then I remembered the first scene of The End Of Evangelion

[@Geyrider]

Yeah well that’s only cause he lost his Kaworu

[@black0ut77]

Whats wrong? He dropped his yoghurt its not that bad chill out

[@ninjartist36]

This meme justifies it

[@jonboulet1614]

Pretty much proves a case of the not gays. Also makes him a creep but you know....

[@republicofoctania9571]

@@black0ut77it’s actually his allergies, he silently sneezed so that’s why you didn’t hear him sneezing

[@SXR123_YT]

"Is this your way of asking me out? I accept--" "No." "Oh..." The timing on that was so perfect it floored me, holy shit.

[@scarymeunster9095]

Hey, it’s you! I know you! Nice.

[@yourknightmanny]

Shinji when he returns to Rei as a lightsider when she got into him as a darksider

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Asuka, Shinji and I are both gay.

[@Drip_Wooper]

​@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45 'We are?!

[@etharchildres3976]

Shinji: “Seriously, who told you I was gay?” Kaworu: “Yo!”

[@tdrendru2230]

The way Shinji said 'Oh' when Rei rejected him is heartbreaking and I can't stop laughing at it. I don't know what that says about me

[@tiktaalik7160]

I love how viscerally offended Rei and Shinji are at the soundboard.

[@LFanimes333]

“So gay is negative” “Excuse me?” Underrated. Made me laugh out loud.

[@JohnTitorSG]

it is tho

[@jinga876]

I mean it's Positive for Aids

[@freshswagga100]

The one fact will trigger all of LGBTQ community

[@NeyamStar]

😭

[@greywalker505]

@@jinga876 Oi.

[@magicalhamster]

I like how this stays true to the source material by having Asuka have her trusty soundboard handy at all times.

[@tofidu]

shinji whining, asuka babbling random shit and rei being bitta blunt... so real!

[@bt_18]

This is canon. ̶S̶h̶i̶n̶j̶i̶ Asuka does watch old Smosh.

[@evangelioneditz_YT]

Nah Rei be roasting him for no mother until she realizes she's a clone of his mother💀💀 Edit: 3K LIKES OH MY GAWD THANK U ALL this is the highest likes I've gotten 😂🤣

[@Geyrider]

Kinda

[@j.vazquez8966]

If the clone is gay doesn't that mean Shinji's mom was gay?

[@bzenga5981]

@@j.vazquez8966 this is why gendo's so fucked up

[@evangelioneditz_YT]

Wait WHAT

[@saintsinningsword]

Dude spoilers

[@TheMC1102]

Evangelion canon: a traumatizing story of a teenage girl whose mom commited suicide. Evangelion fanon:

[@dami8875]

Oh god Shinji's voice makes me want to be his friend, i can't stand seeing him like that 🥺

[@theschnozzler]

Hospital scene lmao

[@dami8875]

@@theschnozzler Still want to be his friend!!!!!

[@theschnozzler]

@@dami8875 fair

[@TheMenaceHimself2006]

​@@dami8875He bout to make you more than a friend 💀

[@dami8875]

Everyone always uses the hospital scene, i can excuse anything but that. Shinji is a lonely kid, surely he needed someone to comfort him.

[@a_literal_brick]

Never thought I'd hear Asuka and Rei making fun of Shinji for having a dead mother lol

[@BlueTemplar15]

After which, same night Asuka proceeds to sneak into Shinji's room, then kind of forces him to have sex with her, only to flee ("you're disgusting !") before either of them have finished and starts yell-crying once she's sure nobody can hear her.

[@notme8232]

@@BlueTemplar15 Is this some weird ass fanfiction, or did I miss something?

[@ThatOneMDFan143]

Ironic considering Asuka's mother is "hanging out" and Rei's mother doesnt exist 😭

[@ThatOneMDFan143]

​@@BlueTemplar15WHAT. THE. FUCK.

[@akurio64]

Shinji's responses before being called gay are so awkward i swear to god

[@justsomefish3693]

it’s so cute tho

[@Leon-ik7ul]

This is actually so good, make more please

[@MUSEIGENHonokaTV]

0:29 XD The Smosh Sound effect!

[@hacman8732]

This is like a conversation between the different types of incels that exist on the internet, Shinji the simp, asuka the femcel who whole heartedly buys into the manopshere shit about chads, Stacies, alphas and betas, and Rei just full black pilled misanthropist

[@pleasebepatientihaveuwutis7179]

Shinji is a beta cuck confirmed. He should mew until his vril is maxxed.

[@RetroMagnus761]

Asuka kinda gives off the vibes of that one kind of incel that hates modern men or women because they can't get game anymore

[@hello-rq8kf]

0:54 PROVE HER WRONG THOUGH MY GIRL SPITTING FACTS 😤😤🗣🗣‼️‼️

[@Ciaramae7]

Aint no way asuka talking smack about dead mamas 💀

[@gopeshsingal6602]

1:50 the delivery of “shinji cant help being gay” is just so awkward and funny to me lmao

[@Id3arium]

That "write it down if you have to" was gold! Rei's voice is 11/10. Well they're all great.

[@VinnyContiello]

better shinji voice than both official eva dubs by far

[@mr.ironic95]

@@Ka1s3l it's a joke

[@VinnyContiello]

@@mr.ironic95 no it's not

[@mr.ironic95]

@@VinnyContiello damn my b

[@mlgproplayer2915]

True.

[@zombies4evadude24]

Hell no. Adv dub and original Japanese are the best absolutely for Shinji’s voice.

[@Vili-The-Tanuki]

Asuka: brain currently has the iq equivalent to toast Rei: mom mode And Shinji: fuck you shinji, you don’t get a summary

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

Shinji's sad little "ohs.." are so funny

[@brianchen902]

Shinji needs some reassuring hugs 😔

[@justsomefish3693]

@@brianchen902shinji is such a cutie he def needs that hug

[@Hybrid2009]

I love how the first place Shinji thought of to go on a date was RED LOBSTER of all places

[@candicoated2001]

Cheddar Biscuits do slap, to be fair.

[@JR-bf3bu]

I mean their food is really good tho so i cant blame him

[@ThatOneMDFan143]

thats already enough of a reason to reject a man

[@lautarosilva5272]

I love the way they aren't even acknowledging each other.

[@cjs812]

this is really duxking good, youve got all the characters personalities but none of the brain cells its so great

[@TheDrunkenRose]

Shinji sounds like Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, and I'm NOT complaining~

[@Green_Stache_Productions]

Shinji could've easily roasted Asuka by just mentioning the hospital scene

[@notme8232]

Or HER dead mother. At least Shinji's dead mom is literally standing 2 feet away from them.

[@alfonzogutierrez2546]

His mother was being industrialized, how does that response improve the situation? @@notme8232

[@greywalker505]

Ugh. That’s the one thing I can’t condone. Almost anything else, I can dismiss as him being coerced, bullied, manipulated, or traumatized beyond repair, but everything about the hospital scene… He was right, he was fucked up.

[@RetroMagnus761]

Actually I'm pretty sure that would only work as a roast against Shinji himself

[@Green_Stache_Productions]

@@RetroMagnus761 yeah but the point of it is it would've been so disturbing that it shuts Asuka up. Basically it's a Hail Mary

[@candicoated2001]

Shinji having an existential crisis in background is the best thing about this video.

[@elios7623]

i'm dying of laughter "and his dead mother" STOOOOOP LMFAO

[@NathanJackLouttit]

"PUT ON THE PROGRAMMER SOCKS SHINJI I NEED THIS"

[@iamnotverycreativesorry]

🤨📸

[@justsomefish3693]

@@iamnotverycreativesorryyou can’t deny that shinji is a cutie

[@ThatOneMDFan143]

-Kaworu

[@dr.bofthebananarepublic]

All 3 voices done to perfection

[@tov_07xd]

"okay so gay is negative, right?" my jaw dropped

[@Termina2018]

"Excuse me?!?!" 😠

[@tarektechmarine8209]

Sounds about right, nonexistent.

[@SpecialInterestShow]

"It was my understanding that you had never learned to count" GodDAMN she didn't have to destroy her that hard Asuka didn't even seem offended lmao

[@shiroutheherotraceon3313]

It sucks being Shinji,.

[@yourknightmanny]

depends

[@OccuredJakub12]

Realistic middle schooler dialogue

[@Jegcy]

Most normal conversation in NGE

[@pokkiheart]

so what i'm getting from this is i started watching this show at the perfect time

[@Cretaceous158]

Shinji is hitting on someone who is simultaneously his sister and his aunt.

[@executoralex333]

"I have w rizz"said the sis who has vegeta's pride💀

[@campfiresnlasguns]

"Write it down if you have to" and that insult doesn't go through her left eye, while Shinji has another existential crisis.

[@Zhiowe]

I haven’t had a laugh this good in a while

[@tobikenobi7364]

Shinji: I’m not gay! Looks at Kaworu - you sure? Looks at hospital scene - bi then?

[@Drip_Wooper]

I'm quite a fan of the "so love deprive he'd probably go for anything really" theory Watch that kid unironically date a rock

[@farnese__1535]

​@@Drip_Wooper That still makes him bi 💀

[@notme8232]

@@Drip_Wooper That's barely even a theory, his hallucination of Asuka literally says that in End of Evangelion.

[@averagegenzguy2751]

​@@farnese__1535I mean wouldn't that make him pan?

[@GojiBoiEarth1964]

“Oh I would never treat you so wrong” Does he know?

[@johnnyklebitzrevenge4793]

I still love Shinji's protest throughout the entire thing

[@selder_7]

Implying his dead mother is his fault is vile 😂

[@manomarmanomar5344]

Ive never watched evangelion yet i feel like this is an accurate representation of their relationship

[@The1AndOnly6133]

😭Sinji's "oh..." is so fucking hearbreaking 💀

[@anonimus966]

Asuka spouting genZ slangs like W rizz, Stacy and Chad is the best thing ever

[@Choicexband]

vine boom effect

[@greg0050]

"Write it down if you have to" is the coldest shit she ever read cold.

[@christophermoore6110]

Asuka trying to do math was so cute 😂

[@youknowwhat5008]

I love how Rei and Asuka say almost the exact same thing at the beginning

[@Eddison33]

I laughed hard at this one! Once I started thinking that Rei is kind of reasonable and mature, she says about Shinji's dead mother O_O

[@notme8232]

Especially when she is said dead mom.

[@iforgor-ob4oj]

dude this is literally when my three brain cells try to form a coherent sentence but it just comes out as "morning hi good"

[@smartlp4782]

This episode led him down a dark path of strangulation.

[@Notkryo]

And masturbation.

[@notme8232]

It sent him tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.

[@jaodasilva7993]

Evangelion 8.0 : i'm (NOT) ghey, Asuka

[@kaped7681]

1:45 the voice acting here is perfect

[@Fork-eb3he]

You actually did it accurately with how shinji is getting ignored by rei and Asuka until he screams, only thing I would change is the end where it's end of evangelion lol

[@mrgar4446]

i don't know why i laughed so hard at this

[@Jetblast01]

And then Shinji caused instrumentality where he chokes out Asuka. Living his dream.

[@buticansingmanyanimesongs3020]

Rei sounds like Glados from portal and I love it

[@demonkiller8000]

Shinji just sounds so silly, he's like a peanuts character or something

[@yautjita-yt6985]

I wanna imagine shinji finally losing it

[@yourknightmanny]

Not happening

[@penguinscanfly5796]

"Did you just play your soundboard at me? 😐"

[@supakku]

I love how dark animes always have the goofiest fandoms

[@Thepateisgreat]

“Write it out if you have to”

[@letsplaymichi3437]

Nah, the random soundboard party killed me ahahahahah

[@-neonvr6266-]

rebuild evangelion 4.4: asuka learns shes a moron when it comes to math

[@pastaman7278]

"and his dead mother" ok Asuka

[@luctube6591]

I love how shinji always sounds like he’s on the verge of crying

[@Kosmicant]

1:58 asuka cant talk

[@notme8232]

Neither can Rei lol

[@QuandaleDingle-001]

"Make fun of him for something that's his fault, like his ugly haircut, and his dead mother" you are his mother 💀

[@BluSplat]

nyuk nyuk! You got a giggle out of me, there! 😂😂😂😂

[@rageofinfinity2032]

.... Asuka is the type of girl that just needs a guy to walk up to her and say "Here's how it is. Youre mine. I'm the best you're ever gonna get. You're gonna fight me, but I'm the only one who's gonna stay despite it."

[@CaseyTape]

Why is this legit so funny. I know that being a new fan of Eva I can't talk but seriously this feels like this would be a joke the voice actors would do during a live stream XD

[@distinguishedopinions]

Asuka got her college degree from McDonalds.