Shit Ballerinas Say

[@CharlotteFrappepjelicic610]

"Who stole my fake arch?!" the best.

[@jsingah]

This is totally brilliant, you guys. Miss you madly!

[@JJNCowtown]

"Don't give me a compliment unless someone else can hear it" LOL

[@dododancer98]

The duck walk was so me!! This is so spot on!

[@chavadude]

This video is more accurate than I'd like to admit...

[@kmaelan112]

LOL the face itching with ballet hands!! this is the most accurate one i've seen so far

[@brivagook]

75,000 views in 24 hours. Way to go guys, this is brilliant. You have achieved legendary status in ballet companies across the US, and probably the world. I look forward to the sequel, covering what normal people say to us. "But what's your REAL job?" "So you, like, stand on your toes?" "Can you do the splits?" "Do you have an eating disorder?"

[@steenyvoice]

The Gaynor jokes had me cracking up. And the line from "Center Stage". LOL!!!

[@breecote]

this video discribes my life PERFECTLY!

[@erinnorris]

The rosin scene kills me every time...that and the yumikos. i loooove this!

[@AllTaxisRYellow]

"Are you on crack?..."Can we just mark it this time?...Wanna pull my ankles?"

[@mtvpologurl13]

It's Charlie from Anaheim Ballet and Carling from the mixed nuts blog! You both are awesome!

[@Musicianofthenight]

I'm cracking up. This is gold.

[@monlaaslur]

the walking with turn-outs part was hilarious.

[@Samanthanbell]

I love you Charlie! I knew you had a career in comedy!

[@smartballerina]

This is the best thing ever! Story of my life.

[@TheHighSchoolYears15]

LOL "It was supposed to be me and its gonna be me" yuupppp i can relate!

[@alcantaremma]

Haha, the "i dont want to" and "ow ow ow" were the best.

[@All_that_glitters_]

"i mean really, dont give me a complient unless someone else can hear you" lmfao

[@howchildish]

lol "I was perfect..." , loved that movie

[@DotDotDotDotDot]

"I'm SO GLAD my toenail fell off." I've definitely said this on at least three different occasions.

[@samanthatompkins3149]

I lost it with at the resin. I don't wanna fall!

[@aartidallasmob]

I actually screamed out loud when she threw the pointe shoes away and cute the elastic off. phew, good thing it was only a video!

[@rosalierox247]

That's so true it's ridiculous. I say ALL OF that every time I go to class lol

[@ChisaiJoyu]

Love the Center Stage reference!

[@swisscheese724]

I've definitely said almost all of that at some point. Yay for company life...and coffee

[@selaningham]

This is freaking awesome!!!!

[@myob1776]

CONGRATS ON 200,000 VIEWS!

[@DisneyFan481]

omg the parts about starbucks and the drill just killed me! haha!!

[@FancyAsFuckTv]

LMFAOOOO!!!!! OMG! Yes, that walking part with those turned out feet! YAAS!

[@tedsler]

Is that Eva Klobborg around 2:40?? I LOVE this clip! Good job!

[@littlemekkker]

I saw this video before I saw Black Swan, now I know what she meant when she whispered "I was PERFECT"

[@Rockergirl005]

"don't wanna fall over, i dont wanna fall over!" just died!

[@ASM1228]

The part where their walking with their feet in first position made me lol

[@SarahEdgar]

needs a minute-long segment of dancers obnoxiously cracking various joints

[@iDancer101]

"Can you crack my back?"

[@DMarie0824]

...the whole walking with your feet turned out. LOL

[@jiraya350]

So accurate it hurts.

[@orangesodify]

"her luggage was too heavy anyway" *throws shoes in trash can* LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@MelissaLynn]

I loveee charlie anderson :) Anaheim ballet woop woop!

[@oopsgingermoment]

Oh, I miss those days! haha

[@dancintoessbbygirl]

"oh my god oh god I don't want to fall, oh my god" putting it all over his "her" body hahahaha

[@thisbemynickname]

"...how many more Nutcrackers do we have..?"

[@rosannesoifer787]

hilarious and right on target!

[@marieprice798]

I gringed when I saw those pointe shoes being thrown away

[@crazypsychochild]

"Oh my god, I love your makeup. Your face is like, so open!"

[@sxydancrbabe]

wow. so true. this is basically what everyday of my life is like

[@darkblu09]

Nice ballet movie references

[@alycat231]

ahaha the rosin box part XD 1:17 ugh i dont wana fall dont wana fall dont wana fall!

[@smilesalltheway36]

@tenduu do we have a show tonight

[@orianacatton]

"who stole my fake arch?" AHAHAHAHA awesome stuff.

[@cmedanz2013]

It's funny because I'm a ballet dancer and I say these things all the time

[@TheOhnoudidnt1]

Lol! It was supposed to be me, and it's gonna be me. *drills into pointe shoes* LOL

[@Krunchy201]

"I was perfect."

[@lilithakobyan28]

omg love it! every word is a truth! bravo!

[@shinylatexcatsuit]

Please, do a sequel! :)

[@SjetAnasazi]

As the proud brother of a Ballerina, my take on this video would include: "Hey, can you grab me another shot? I have to keep my feet in this bucket of ice for another twenty minutes.'

[@ghostofadoll]

"I'm so glad my toenail fell off." - LITERALLY ME.

[@kendallloves1Dlove]

oh my god "are you on crack" and then the resin hahahahahah

[@laoshumai]

walking with the turnout was hilarious

[@jadare2]

So great!!

[@justdance998]

"Can u crack my back?" god every time XD

[@clairevanbever]

"does this corn look normal to you?" and "I'm gonna air bite!" describe my Nutcracky season all too well...

[@0Etcetera0]

Uggghh! I don't wanna fall, i don't wanna fall, i don't wanna fall

[@FayeTan]

we need a part 2!

[@Bellijellifan]

It was supposed to be me, and it's gonna be me! Muahaha!

[@sjkcmusic]

Story of my entire life.

[@ballerinamama]

AHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH THIS IS FREAKING AMAZING.

[@celiapress]

Walking with turn out... Yes

[@choward3453]

i effin love this

[@adventuretimeletsgo]

I'm a bunhead and I have said every single one of these phrases. I lol so hard. I hope I don't sound like that, though I'm pretty sure I do.

[@tokyomootsie]

still gold

[@Samanthanbell]

Haha "WHo stole my fake arch?!"

[@thaliasugiarto3963]

that rosin part though LOL

[@peytonelysedances]

My life in words! After my dance friends and I saw this we died of laughter because 95% of it is true!

[@moofishcosten4598]

walking wit turnout. that is literally me everywhere LOL

[@mrbluesky1069]

I can relate to every one of these

[@poly_hexamethyl]

Here's a transcription. (A couple of them I couldn't make out. If you know, add a comment.) Do we have a show tonight? Is there a sick call? I think my third metatarsal just dropped. Does this corn look normal to you? That class did not get me on my leg. [with Giselle arms] Uhh, I'm sweating alcohol. Phooo, I hate body makeup. Was I in the music? I think I missed my costume fitting. Owww! Owww! 0:22 ? I mean, really, don't give me a compliment unless someone else can hear you. What am I supposed to do with this? [pizza] Dresser! Dresser! Dresser! Why do my skinny jeans feel fat? Pfooo! Is this shoe room open? Are you on crack? My God I love your makeup - your face is like so open. Thanks! I'm so glad my toenail fell off. Our luggage was overweight anyway [throws shoes into garbage]. Can you roll my ankles? Apparently, to save money, the theater is going to make us wear Gaynors, because they last for like a year. Do you've scissors? Do you've a needle? Do you've Hot Stuff? Do you've a tennis ball? Do you've any gum? Do you've toe tape? This ballet gives me nervous poop. There's a pin in my head! Ohhh, I don't wanna fall, I don't wanna fall, I don't wanna fall [rubs rosin all over his body]. Can you call me when it's like three before me at the doctor? Can you call me when you get in the doctor? [puffing doing crunches] I sprained my ankle, but I'll be fine by Friday. Did you see me in class today, I was SO on! Do you wanna roll out? Oh my God it's whole milk [spitting out coffee]. 1:40 ? How many ibuprofen can I take in a day? [walking down sidewalk with feet turned out] I hate sewing shoes! [surreptitiously picking nose] Mom? Guess what? I'm the lead in Italian Symphony! That's Gelsey Kirkland's old part! [reference to Center Stage] It was supposed to be me, and it's gonna be me. Hahaha! [drills screw into shoe] Twinsies! Can you crack my back? Mack! Who's pregnant?! 2:14 I'm gonna airbag (?) You need hairspray. Uhh, I hate warming up. I know, he was marking. I was perfect! [reference to Black Swan] Does this costume smell weird? This mirror makes me look fat. Don't I have my own costume? Can we just mark it this time? Do you have Advil? I know I'm in shape - when I can count my chest bumps. Can I have your massage? 2:40 I hate when people can't... (?) I'm having a fat day. Oh my God. Is she wearing Gaynors? 2:49 Oh my God the (?) girls are here! Do we have wigs for this ballet? Is this where I saw costume and makeup? How many more Nutcrackers do we have? I don't want to! Do you know my schedule? Who stole my fake arch?! Do we have a break now? Is there physio? Give me a coffee? [cuts ribbon off shoe]

[@Innle]

Hahaha, this is so accurate! You forgot the token crying annoying person in class!

[@Liv2Dance22]

"Why do my skinny jeans feel fat?"....guilty.

[@banana2510]

I hella laughed out loud when they walk turned out... I guess I've heard so many people mentioned it to me before.. hahaha

[@ClariissaBraga]

I'm having a fat day! HAHAHAHA You are genius.

[@Caskader]

"How many Nutcrackers do we have?" HAHAAA! :D Like three every day in all of december

[@pajutar]

Ah, the turned-out walk...

[@erinnichols4866]

that rosin th8ng though. i don;t wanna fall

[@MissXoxoDancer24]

1:47 is like every dancer I know SOSOSO truee

[@loloca987]

i dance ballet, and i honestly have to admit we do say a lot of this. hahaha

[@marygarret]

oh... Yes... Yes YEEEESSSSSS!! Thank you guys!

[@RoseDancer12]

OHMIGOD THE YUMIKOS ARE HERE!

[@OrientalBallerina]

Did you see me in class today? I was SO on!

[@kathleendoodles698]

That about sums it up...

[@ucialay]

haha "guess what? im the lead in italian syphony! thats gelsy kirklands old part!" is from centre stage!

[@jimmyparratt6552]

I love it!!!!!! Ps I need a fake arch

[@hh987ish]

Did you see me in class today? I was so on! ( From Center Stage) hahaha

[@annabee1335]

Hahaha! The walking of my fav!

[@Be1smaht]

lots a work little credit. at least i can eat when i'm pissed

[@ForChrome1]

@tezzy149 damn i missed it! which one?

[@k.4th1een]

1:47 cracked me uppp

[@tuhammen]

Genius!

[@ghettoxmaggeh]

I've been doing ballet for 10 years, since I was 3 and I've never met a girl who turns down pizza or whole milk. We all eat loads.