Shitstorm 7 - Lazaretto

[@probablytyler260]

Love that you can hear the gears in Matt’s head turning when he says “silent hill homecoming” Bc he is furiously trying to not say “Downcoming”

[@CrazyBorisProduction]

Things I haven't emotionally processed yet: - My divorce - The Kennedy Assassination - Matt predicting the hour of chanting at 29:21

[@DreadMaestro]

It's been four years, have you processed them yet? 😥

[@jimbothompkins]

​@@DreadMaestrolmao apparently not.

[@TonyBMan]

How about now?

[@OutlawDin0]

I now picture Woolie in a version of the "It's fine"cartoon, but instead of a room on fire, he is sitting at a table surrounded by a maelstrom of poltergeist activity.

[@4Wilko]

*Jump scares and minor startle spooks for cowards like myself list:* 2:24 3:09 - Not a scare, but collectables with that stinger sound will be noted. 3:25 4:31 - The player character is very loud. Be wary of (Pat) slamming doors. 9:44 - Minor 11:47 - Not so bad 12:54 - Not so bad 15:40 - Not so bad 21:19 - Collectable 24:17 - Not so bad 24:22 I just remembered White Day's lockers because of 25:14. 28:56 - Not so bad 29:10 - Collectable 29:25 - Creepy! 29:45 29:48 - Collectable 30:17 30:40 - Collectable 30:57 - Pat's greatest fear! 32:08 - Collectable 32:54 - Collectable 33:36 33:40 - Reminded me of their Spooky's House of Jumpscares "didn't get us" moment 35:19 - Not so bad 35:34 36:23

[@AnimeChibiGuy]

4Wilko Holy shit that’s a lot of em.

[@MrDioXIII]

This is one to watch in the day, not at 4am I guess.

[@punishu11]

I appreciate your hard word and determined service but I would say most of these push the definition of a "jump scare" if I must admit. You're doing an amazing job either way.

[@jasminewilliams4373]

Your a god.

[@4Wilko]

Yeh. Bundling together minor startles with the jumpscares casts a broad net especially if there are self inflicted scares (not intended by the game) like Pat had a lot of in a couple of this year's videos.

[@GenerationWest]

Welcome back to "Matt's Nightmares: Pat Edition"

[@Doralga]

This game too

[@Szriko]

+GenerationWest Pat's Mattmares.

[@shanemarsh5]

Even this Woolie being haunted for 4 months idea is recycled. This channel is getting a little too lazy to afford respect.

[@LarryHow]

Dammit, second time I thought i was losing my mind. I know on the subreddit people have been mentioning they should go through some of the first games they did. However I was confused by pat pretending he didn’t play it already.

[@sporeceress1465]

And now, the same eight Simpsons jokes rehashed roughly 17 million times.

[@willg8035]

Usually the scariest thing about Urban Exploring is stumbling into some drug related or bad flooring. Can't wait to see how this goes.

[@shaggnar2014]

I've had friends nearly get stabbed by hobos that way

[@willg8035]

@@shaggnar2014 Well you can't really fault the Hobos. A Hobo is gonna stab. It's their way of life, gotta stab with their hobo knife.

[@NotDaender]

Those or asbestos.

[@callumdonington2227]

Or risking getting busted or murdered just to find out the place is gutted and lame.

[@2geliel]

Nice Ex-Aid pic. But anyway, urban exploring sounds like a really quick way of getting killed or robbed... most likely both.

[@punishu11]

I'm loving "Pats Nightmares" this year

[@JRSanchez93]

Matt enjoys Pat's nightmares.

[@Babymech]

But you're going to hate "Matt stares at...." coming this winter.

[@waltonkromer2702]

Patmares.

[@Chris-zd1pb]

The scariest thing here is "Field Of View: 45"

[@WFoong98]

Urgh, why the fuck do they keep doing this? Are they making games for ants or some shit?!? ALSO FUCKING HEAD BOBBING, WHO THOUGH IT WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

[@waakufaaku9554]

Add head bobbing and it will be as scary as Dead Island. As someone with pretty severe motion sickness, I'm deeply bitter about these design decisions.

[@4Wilko]

Ah yes. The TV FOV.

[@yakumoyomi5765]

Waaku Faaku Motion sickness, eh? I guess that means VR horror games are a no-go for you, then?

[@lemeres2478]

The ghost of TB is coming for them.

[@Raffinari]

"9-year olds? Pfft they're basically adults." -Matthew Mcmuscles 2018

[@davidvielman5645]

Just like pat

[@isushi]

In his statement to the police... Man arrested after brawling with kids in local school...

[@nelsongrullon5034]

Pat Stares At Matt's Nightmares

[@zacharycooke7629]

Putting that psych degree to work

[@Crow_Engine]

VS

[@Obscureanimeguy]

wow Woolie are you being haunted? Woolie: Nah, Thats just Doggo Plasmosis

[@bryceandrew13]

ghosts are just made up by chemicals in the brain

[@Samm815]

I would like to point out that Leprosy is 100% curable in this day and age.

[@MChill]

Vaccinate your kids, folks!

[@rasusbeijaminas2301]

But the chem trails

[@Samm815]

@@rasusbeijaminas2301 Chemtrails are nothing compared to shingles.

[@PanPhobicProdigy]

Sam Lucas shingles are nothing compared to vinyl.

[@chrissmith9167]

@@PanPhobicProdigy Vinyl are nothing compared to cassette.

[@Chilled_]

On the Eleventh day of Shitstorm; Spooks gave unto me: 11 Lurking Lepers 10 Haunted Postmen 9 Nordic Nightmares 8 Janky Outbreaks 7 Texts From MOMO 6 Flaming Hellspawn 5 INWARD BEASTS!!!!! 4 Murdered Campers 3 Poly-topics 2 Dead Ends And a Jump scare from Horns of Fear

[@Chilled_]

If someone doesn't make a video singing this thing when it's done, I will be very disappointed

[@Tearonex]

Keep on keeping on buddy!

[@vVAstrAVv]

@Jan Jappie fuck that. I might not see it in the comments if he did that

[@Chilled_]

@Jan Jappie And besides, that alliteration was super worth it

[@dimanoetske6303]

So are you going to stop doing these tomorrow or just keep on going?

[@thepickles8833]

If I haven't seen it, it's new to me. AND IT FEELS LIKE BUTTERFLIES CARESSING MY NAKED BODY!

[@Zeptar_]

"Name more scary places in the comments" The Woolie Hole

[@rasusbeijaminas2301]

I have nightmares about it to this day... So many lives lost... So much destruction... The *SMELL* ...

[@iller3]

The room at a Smash tourney that has weak AC / low ventilation

[@seasonedmind914]

Omikron anyone?

[@Jaaack7]

The Discord

[@godshollownutsack9272]

Grandma Swamp. And Woolie’s shag carpeted bed. And woolies dreads. It’s like tentacle hentai in there.

[@0rriAndroid]

Ah, the very first Matt's Nightmares.

[@aversalreversal7098]

Yeah man, I’m glad they’re doing this one too, some good spookies to be had.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

I think these Matt Nightmares replay work better with Pat at the helm and Matt knowing a bit more than Pat so they can at least go a bit farther to get more scares before giving up because Matt can loosely guide Pat.

[@Gunzerkingidiot]

Matt's the big strong man that muscled his way through these games, perfect to guide big baby Pat.

[@vVAstrAVv]

As someone pointed out before they did this eith some of the best games of other years Anatomy just to name my favorite

[@TheCallofdutyghost]

Shitstorm 7 is just the calm before the real storm that is Matt playing Call of Cthulhu. Also, I just noticed that they dropped the roman numerals for this Shitstorm. We're that far in huh...

[@fungusbrain1martin]

The Roman numerals were what was keeping everything together

[@TheArkTheArkTheArk]

Woolie would conquer his haunting and turn it into a stand.

[@DreadMaestro]

I remember watching this with my dad when it first came out 4 years ago. Was the only video downloaded on my phone. He couldn't understand why I'd watch someone else play a game but he was captivated throughout the video.

[@CrazyPangolinLady]

Most people are already naturally immune to Leprosy, so contagiousness isn't a super big deal. Their flesh might be a little smelly though.

[@GuyUWishUWere]

But can I romance a leper?

[@606hunter1]

GuyUWishUWere with that attitude you can

[@namegoeshere5220]

@@GuyUWishUWere I like your gumption. You seem like a go getter. The job is yours.

[@guymcperson4804]

@@GuyUWishUWere You can, but I would not recommend it. I dated a leper once. Nice girl. Smart, fun to talk to, the usual. Unfortunately, things just fell apart.

[@danneltheflannel]

@@guymcperson4804 lol

[@GSP413]

I’ll admit, as Fire as this has been, I kinda hope we end up getting Madden-Man in a Shitstorm Episode soon 🙃🥧

[@JeedyJay]

I _think_ he was on an episode, once, but I might just be remembering a stream they did.

[@duing_under_the_influence763]

@@JeedyJay he was in one episode of an old shitstorm. Maybe two

[@4Wilko]

He was in the Umbrella Chronicles one. kzbin.info/www/bejne/jJu5eqOgpdiXqbc

[@devanmuse]

I believe in one of their recent podcasts they casually mentioned Woolie explicitly being in AT LEAST one Shitstorm video. Don't know if there's any more than that, tho

[@duing_under_the_influence763]

@@4Wilko Oh ok. I believe he was in one other one. Where he joined halfway through the video. I forgot what game it was. I think it took place in an apartment

[@Babymech]

Pat: Woolie, I'm not going to haunt you. I'm just going to haunt the air in the room and start moving forward, *and* *if* *your* *face* *happens* *to* *get* *haunted* *it's* *your* *fault!*

[@pointblank25]

I love how many times Matt has been found this year on the shitstorm actively attempting to curse Woolie. He laughs, but I swear he's got a game boy OG melted and molded into the shape of a man in his gripped palm every time he brings it up.

[@GuyUWishUWere]

Hey in "the brave little toster" did the toilet ever talk? and if so how much did it sound like Pat?

[@AJPwny]

There wasn't a talking toilet in the first movie, I'm sure of that. The sequel about the baby on Mars might have one of those, though. I wouldn't know, I never saw that one.

[@chadschmaltz9790]

@@AJPwny no talking toilets, I saw both and the second one had a talking refrigerator and HAM radio. Most of the characters in both movies were items that directly require electricity.

[@AJPwny]

Oh, okay, gotcha. But that makes me wonder, is electricity the key to their sentience?

[@Nekozuki85]

Even for Halloween, that movie is too horrific and soul damaging...

[@GuyUWishUWere]

Nekozuki85 You're right. I should have saved it for christmas.

[@Sapheiorus]

I feel sorry for people named "Frank" or "Jerry". They are such easy fodder as NPC names.

[@rochasaurus7976]

Not for Jerry the Predator, babyyyy

[@phantomspaceman]

"Gerrrryyyyy"

[@BonnieBoestar]

Frank Castle and Frank West would like to disagree. Frank is a respectable and tough name for an honest guy. Fuck Jerries though.

[@k.-flynn]

Look at that shadow of the collosus bridge.

[@canyounot1552]

Pat: "Im not going to join you in your desire to haunt people." Mat: "Not people just woolie."

[@SuperBustyEva]

"A threatening toilet" -Pat "Why would a toilet have such an emotion" -Pat

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

30:58 I was waiting for Pat to start trying the literal 1000 combinations there are for that lock

[@TJK10]

Other scary places: A repeating L-hallway haunted by a mother and unborn child. An elevator that you’re stuck in with other people, one of which is Satan (but you’re not sure who)

[@Zcumgod]

Butter side down

[@GenialInquisitor]

That's when you let loose the nastiest, deviled-eggs-and-pickled-cabbage fart you got into the elevator air and remind the devil that he ain't the warden, he's the star prisoner.

[@adamisfruit9517]

The Official TJK10 boy that elevator scenario is taken from a super bad movie. “Who’s Satan?!? Clearly it can’t be on of use that’s already dead!” Such a shit twist.

[@hansmatheson5976]

GenialInquisitor What none of you seem to understand.. I’m not locked in here with you, YOUR’E LOCKED IN HERE WITH MEEE!!!

[@TJK10]

Truly Horrendous True, true... But was that place scary?

[@LittleMountain90]

I specifically want Woolie's fighting stick to get haunted. Causing him to come in *third in pools* at tournaments.

[@uriel7395]

My veins are blue and connected And every single bone in my brain is electric But I dig ditches like the best of 'em Yo trabajo duro Como en madera y yeso Como en madera y yeso And even God herself Has fewer plans than me But she never helps me out with my scams for free, Though she grabs a stick and then she points it at me When I say nothing, I say everything Yeah when I say nothing, I say everything They threw me down in the lazaretto Born rottin', bored rotten Makin' models of people I used to know Out of coffee and cotton And all my illegitimate kids have begotten Thrown down to the wolves, made feral for nothin' Quarantine on the Isle of Man and I'm trying to escape any way that I can, oh Any way that I can, oh I have no time left Time is lost, no time at all, throw it in a garbage can And I shake God's hand I jump up and let her know when I can This is how I'm gonna do it They wanna burn down the prison They're lighting fires with the cash of the masses And like the dough I don't fall down I'm so Detroit, I make it rise from the ashes

[@uriel7395]

Wait, this is a Jack White song.

[@sofiipote7]

Thank you. I just only needed to read the first two lines to know that you thought the exact same thing as me when you saw the title of the video. For me, Lazaretto will always = Jack White

[@TyrannosaurusChexmix]

As if a ghost could even find its way around Woolie's labyrinthine flesh-prison of a house.

[@Serpens6]

Scary, uncommonly used settings: Abandoned Barber Asylums

[@princeshadow13]

Maybe we should haunt Woolie with funko pop figures of his favorite franchises and characters

[@Xenochrist]

This isn't Leisure Suit Larry: Magna Cum Laude.

[@Lunarfox777]

Xenochrist Or is it???

[@Kektus1]

This isn't funny.

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

"It's just an electric puddle that lives in a cave" Fuck's sake, Matt, you just can't let that Shoggoth from Call of Cthulhu go, can you?

[@karasun4331]

HI from New Zealand! love you guys!!! been watching for like 5 years now!

[@phantomblot6072]

I love the thought of Woolie going full Scully on his hauntings.

[@Stushcinta]

Pat's reply to matt bringing up Lovecraft's cat is one of my favourite bits of this shitstorm.

[@wolfen9113]

Matt just can't help himself, it takes so much control to wait till the shitstorm, what's wrong with a little taste beforehand

[@Corrector1]

A little taste of shit?

[@MassFlare]

@@Corrector1 No, it was just closet chocolate on Pat's pants.

[@iwishthiswasicq5839]

@@Alexanderortiz99 11 for 11? You might want to try crunching those numbers a bit more than not at all.

[@kevincullen6627]

Did woolie get married already or are they calling his fiance his wife ? Also woolie is already haunted by his past failures we remind him everyday.

[@shanemarsh5]

i like how matt that tries to tell pat what to do and pat is the only one in the world that doesn't realize that matt has done this before

[@MajorShepard]

It starts at 45 fov O.o jeez why not just start at 1 fov next time lol

[@lil_chimpus]

I want to say it's 45 vertical FOV, which is a little more reasonable at 72 standard fov

[@adampower3475]

I find its most effective to play games looking through a toilet paper tube. Best way to set that FOV way down.

[@milouvanh9065]

The real nightmare is having your FOV at 45

[@jesselindsey9760]

1:03 "The X-button pauses the game" Aw fuck. AW, FUCK. I can tell this is already going to be a huge shitshow.

[@zoogzinnizgooz542]

"Recomposing" is a sinister-as-hell-sounding word.

[@masonloc]

Shitstorm 7: All these games matt played last year alone and then brought back for pat to play. Double the content, none of the surprise.

[@jorgamund07]

Promise nothing, and deliver even less.

[@aversalreversal7098]

I don’t know man, I watched all of them before the Shitstorm and barely remembered any of the scares.

[@vVAstrAVv]

I watched matts nightmares two How come im the only person not bitching about it Oh is it because matts checked out games before other shitstorms too and noone complained? So their all just mad cus they saw extra content? That would be stupid Id hate to be like that

[@mothermushroom_]

@@vVAstrAVv As mentioned by hundreds of other people the problem is not that Matt has played the games beforehand, its that he recorded full episodes on his channel so this is just recycled content

[@mothermushroom_]

It would be better if the shitstorm videos were an hour to 2 hours long but they arent so we dont get any new content besides Pats voice

[@DevonPalmer98]

Hey it’s my favorite character Assassins creed brotherhood. He sure is one cool guy

[@jotarokujoandstarplatinum1280]

Matt looks nice as a necromorph.

[@dsfrreerg]

Jotaro Kujo and [Star Platinum] sexy even

[@WillKeaton]

For those of you who are confused, a samophlange is a piece of equipment the Thundercats used in their vehicles. Panthro was always going on about samophlanges. There's a video made up of various Thundercats outtakes where a cast member asks, "What the fuck is a samophlange?"

[@goodvillain1015]

Oh look, another game Matt played. Can we bring Woolie along? One guy being scared is not enough.

[@Corrector1]

I know you probably meant "bring Woolie along", but I like you usage of his name as a verb.

[@elrowlight4639]

Pretty sure Spooky Jumpscares and Anatomy were both games Matt played beforehand while Pat played and those are one of the best Shitstorm vids. I don't see how Matt not being the babby is a problem. Even in PT where he wasnt scared while the two cowered were entertaining.

[@kojiro133]

Let us all work together to Woolie through this Shitstorm.

[@KGhaleon]

Matt has to get those views for his channel first.

[@goodvillain1015]

Fixed it. My brain goes faster than my hands.

[@Orion_The_Merchant]

I just want to inform everyone that apparently the Iron Sheik had brokered peace in the ICP-Fred Durst situation.

[@TalixZero]

"I don't think an urban explorer who saw a ghost would just keep going." This could not be more wrong lol

[@HarpsiFizz]

Shitstorm Protip: If you reduce the playback speed to .75 (click the gear icon on the video) it makes jumpscares a little bit easier to take. If you're really a boss, you can also write down the jumpscare timestamps when you do this so you can post them (use a spoiler tag, please!) for others who need them. To people complaining about jumpscare timestamps: understand that different people's brains react differently to different stimuli. Some people's brains need very little provocation to send out the "time to panic" chemicals. Not only that, but some people's bodies react more strongly or even differently to "time to panic" chemicals. The same excited little thrill you get at a jumpscare might produce something very unpleasant in another person.

[@Corrector1]

I have been looking at the long list of time stamps and thinking "I think some people have a broader definition of jump scares than I do".

[@bigsealmode]

Thank you for this. Jumpscares can really unsettle me, and I can imagine it would be the same for a lot of other people out there as well.

[@Wulfsmasher]

The famous "coward chemicals" discovered by french scientists in the early to mid twentieth century.

[@Kektus1]

"need"

[@Buskie1]

you sound like a bitch

[@sik3xploit]

"It's a samophlange..." "what the fuck is a samophlange?" I probably haven't laughed that hard in a while. Pat just walked into that joke whether he understood it or not.

[@muhammadfaizmohdnasiruddin2889]

Man, I always enjoy you guy's stuff. Thanks for making my day a lot more entertaining!

[@lozo1006]

So which would be the worst Matt's Nightmare? 1. A Woolie sized Pat. 2. A Pat sized Matt. 3. A Pat sized Crymetina 4. Alternate universe Pat & Woolie that are females and basically are the exact same as they are now. Except for certain events in their past that Matt can't remember. But Matt has memories of them being guys throughout he's life until this very point in time and everyone else in he's life also has only memories of this alternate universe.

[@Piiavc]

Matt becomes a misoginyst.

[@jor4114]

A Pat sized Crymentina sounds like the most adorable thing ever.

[@elvampe13]

33:36 The bats actually got me, but I laughed super hard at Pat's yell with the painting right after.

[@Antonicane]

I feel like we've about played out the walking simulator genre for a good while now.

[@frustratedsquirrel]

amen. mechanics and innovations are a thing in games, indie horror devs

[@WFoong98]

Or at least make some interesting puzzles like Silent Hill, but nah, that would take a brain.

[@YAH2121]

Indie horror games have become full of tropes and stereotypes over the years. Some of the developer favorites: 1.) Key hunting: Reading notes and find keys in order to progress 2.) Walking simulator: Just keep walking endlessly until something happens 3.) Takes place in an abandoned asylum/hospital 4.) Something spooky happens in the bathroom 5.) long hallways = bad 6.) red = scary 7.) need a code hidden somewhere to get passed a door

[@ZeoHidra]

@@YAH2121 you forgot 8: no self defense, all you can do is run away. Not only is this annoying because you're effectively given a time limit to find the key but it also makes the monsters less scary and more of a nusence since it's killing you over and over again.

[@terrinater]

*cough* outlast *cough*

[@FolstrimHori]

"What the fuck is a samoflange?"I love you guys

[@darrelsam419]

One of my favorite things about this Shitstorm is Mat and Pat roasting Woolie, and their excitment about wanting Woolie to be haunted.

[@note4note804]

The opening really is great. You see a the familiar faces of Pat and Matt that embody Shitstorm, but then their disguises melt away to reveal it was Matt's Nightmares all along!

[@wngreen1]

The art at 31:34 is from William Blakes illustrations of Dante's Inferno - commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blake%27s_Illustrations_of_Dante,_object_5_(Bentley_448-4)_The_Six-Footed_Serpent_Attacking_Agnolo_Brunelleschi.jpg

[@Saiyza]

Matt's laughter is so contagious, networks should use him over every sitcom laugh track and pay him massive royalties.

[@RedRamekRaze7]

Yall know eachother so well.

[@Yoshiman360]

"And now an hour of chanting..." I appreciate that Matt satiates my obscure insertion of Strong Bad Emails at semi-relevant moments.

[@Beafypotato]

Matt wanted more creepy places. He said hospital, basement, bathroom, ICP concert, and farm. I'll add prison, school, morgue, Victorian mansion, and Woolie's place.

[@Sutorenja]

Everyone raise your arms in the air to give energy to the ghost haunting woolie.

[@Virus16th]

And now we visit Woolie's local hospital.

[@TheOnlyGuermo]

So pat, I dont know about other medical professions but when I was an emt we were required to write all reports in all caps, supposedly capitals are easier to tell apart so you dont accidentally read the wrong word and then accidentally kill a man.

[@Seeker55]

Basement, hospital, prison, asylum.....graveyard?

[@shinigamiangel13]

I hope Woolie gets haunted by a ghost that just constantly shows up near his bed and does capoeira

[@theprofesionalist7927]

"Hey, this is the key to that old abandoned quarantine hospital that my grandad used to work at; I guess I should go there and check it out"! Why would it ever be a good idea to go check out an abandoned regular, mental, or quarantine hospital?

[@Edward-Not-Elric]

There's good money in the scrap. Especially if you can find some relatively good condition medical equipment. Even just some parts out of a medical machine (MRI, heart monitor, x-ray ect.) could be worth worth a decent bit of money.

[@Soulsworth69]

Poor Frank contracted Leprosy his last day before retirement. Oh well, into the fire pit with him.

[@_Digishade_]

"A threatening toilet." Ah, Pat and his natural enemy.

[@cld252]

It's time to stop running from the inevitable, it's time to face the most horrifying of all evils... It's time to play RE 6 this shitstorm...

[@percivaldotburgers]

Great Jack White song

[@zs1371]

Surprised nobody else said that

[@sweepingtime]

I write in caps for important notes because my handwriting is so bad that no one can make out the spaghetti code of my lowercase letters.

[@araghothetheprimordialdrag4898]

In case anyone was wondering about the reference of Lovecrafts cat, the cat's name was the hard N word with the word man attached to the end.

[@deathmetalalchemist2731]

He lost the cat and never got another one :c

[@deathmetalalchemist2731]

@Juan Low *O O F*

[@bigbakaboon]

so we're 11 days in and pat is starting to get frayed nerves. I get it though, if i'm on edge a lot i start to get adrenaline headaches from being in a constant state of fight of flight. And it's not from the jump scares, it's from the general ambiance of the games (which have been pretty good this year so far.) This one probably had the best sound design thus far.

[@guymcperson4804]

Damn, I never actually thought of that. What happens to horror games when notes are considered dumb? When something like handwriting becomes mostly a relic of the past, what do you replace it with? Notes have been a mainstay in horror games as a means to convey background and lore without the use of cutscenes... Interesting thought.

[@gebs123]

Actually, these places were maintained well at one point. It was before the government got involved, and insane asylums were only for those who could afford it. The government said EVERYONE who has a mental illnesses needs to be in an asylum. Then a couple years later said "Shit, the asylums are crowded. Who could have guessed this would happen?", and reversed their decision.

[@theonefreeman42]

Just wanted to point this out to pat. I write in all caps but that is because I have bad handwriting and putting it in all caps makes it easier for other people to read it

[@telathys]

The bathroom at that bus station is a pretty scary place. You know the one.

[@kingofthemoon3063]

Glass bottle falls over. Pat: “THATS MAGIC!”

[@gravetastic]

You know, despite this intro not being as extravagant as the sixth Shitstorm. This one is my favorite so far.

[@bonebard6178]

my dad writes in all caps, i think lower case letters are just smaller capital letters when he writes

[@TroopperFoFo]

30:58 AHH a keypad the horror

[@jimbothompkins]

I write in all caps when labeling with a sharpie.

[@jimbothompkins]

Wtf I was about to make the same comment again. This keeps happening because I watch the same shit over and over apparently. Whatever.

[@BreakerGorgon]

I can't unsee that spooky PogChamp in the loading screen.

[@08Darkra80]

Storms like this seem to never end. Continually downpouring. Drip, drip.

[@Elzilcho87]

Come on everyone, if we can all focus our energy, maybe we can make a super spoopy ghost to haunt Woolie for a few months! WE MUST BELIEVE​!

[@Biodeamon]

even though barely anything attacked him this is the most frighten patt has been

[@minaminokyoko]

Oh God, Matt, thank you for reminding me about "samoflange." I needed that laugh tonight.

[@Blue-pk9dp]

That COD hitmarker noise at the intro gets me every time....

[@tinycrimester]

OKAY WTH i'm getting major deja vu from almost every single episode of this year's Shitstorm. What's going on with my head????

[@Arrakiz666]

Ah, yes, the invisible evil, the monster you CAN see, but CAN'T hear.

[@sandroilpelato7153]

Ti arriva nel retto... ...come Lazzaretto Fate attenzione a Mickey Rourke che vi fa Mhanz !