Shitstorm VI - Evil Park

[@mikemike1317]

The real shitstorm is trying to see what's happening in this game

[@DialUpConquerer]

But darkness is scaaaaaaaarrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyy

[@shadowforce96]

I feel like a park is Pat's worst nightmare. There are kids all around laughing and playing being kids, probably confusing him for a fellow kid, and just the fact of having to be outside and social. Not to mention the public toilets reminding him of what awaits in his eternal toiletude.

[@rocwood]

Don't forget the roaming syringe monsters

[@InVinoVeratas]

At least he wouldn’t need to worry about clipping through the fabric of reality.

[@levib003]

shadowforce96 I

[@MantraMan2077]

Porkinski That's my favourite term for a crackhead to date.

[@TarvynSero]

"toiletude" i love it

[@MChill]

I kept expecting Jack Baker to come charging outta the darkness. *Welcome to the park, son!*

[@emerl298]

Lovecraft: The progenitor of "I ain't gotta explain shit"

[@nono9543]

Also the progenitor of lines like "Fuck Hope!" and. "Adjectives. Adjectives. ADJECTIVES!"

[@LittleMountain90]

"It's scary because it doesn't make sense."

[@thepickles8833]

"it was indescribable" = (take a drink)

[@nerdyvids1]

=dead

[@n0m4nic]

Oddly enough, cool with Jews and Mexicans.

[@N_Moli]

"Never explain anything" -David Cage.

[@Goose_BooseYT]

I actually can't even tell if Billy's actually sick or if this is part of the spooky plot. Either, I'm getting way more interested by the nothing in the description than when there was something.

[@L1qu1d-2qu1d]

Goose Boose I made a guess a while back that I could be a clue to what silent hill we'll be getting and after that Billy's logs are starting to stop. Makes me worry that I ruined it :(

[@0rriAndroid]

They said during the podcast the lp this year would be Evil Within 2

[@letthebasscannon223]

I sincerely hope the Shitstorm finale is the Silent Hill 1 LP.

[@PureMetalDragon]

There used to be a description here. It's gone now

[@LittleMountain90]

When you stare at the abyss of the description, it stares back into you.

[@MyRochambeau]

Pat in a mansion: This looks just like the spencer estate! Pat in a mall: This looks just like the spencer estate! Pat in a park, looking at a tree: This looks just like the spencer estate! Is this anor londo?

[@AstralMuffin105]

The Spencer Estate is in Anor Londo? It all makes sense now!

[@Sigismund697]

Oh boy Unity based first person flashlight exploration game MY FAVORITE

[@parkerthomas3803]

That first jump scare got me and them good.

[@Slyth1]

pretty much crapped myself on the church scare

[@lustandluster]

nearly threw my phone that was a good one

[@andrei11dr97]

This game dosent scar me not that I'm a badass that dosent ghet scared I shit my pants playing Spookis but there's no tension you walk outside and shit atacs you instantly trees better tho have a built up for the scars in a game

[@dracocrusher]

It's starting the first time a dude randomly bum-rushes you in the dark, but then it stops being scary in any way, shape, or form... which is a problem since that's all this game ever does....

[@skydiamsteam6005]

@@andrei11dr97 You want to know how I got those scars?

[@appjack8265]

There was a description here. It's gone now.

[@danadoozyd3120]

App Jack there was a hole here. It's gone now.

[@InVinoVeratas]

“There was a Billy here....” “He’s gone now...”

[@crysostomis]

4 Itchy tastey

[@fuckoff8388]

App Jack awesi

[@lancrin9262]

Evil Park so every Park after 2 am.

[@Rick586]

Or the park behind my house 24/7

[@Nephets_blue]

I’m worried about Billy

[@SamuelCatsy]

Thank god this was a one-off. Staring at a dark screen while they talk about finding gas for 20 of the 30 minutes was rough. But I guess that's the price you pay for a Shitstorm.

[@musicsheep9816]

Samuel B on mobile it's pitch black and they get scared from something I can't even see

[@Znijik]

Come on guys. I think it's just Misunderstood Park.

[@fuckoff8388]

Hoxtolicious the park did nothing wrong

[@convolutedclarity]

Its fine, the park just had a brief psycho break.

[@Thebossstage1]

"Never explain anything" Is one of my favourite quotes Followed by "I need the bathroom" and "I'm hungry"

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

I still can't bring myself to skip this intro it's so good

[@JJMomoida]

Swagbito Uchiha it's also the right length.

[@koquarian]

I think it's the weakest yet. :\ I liked the one with Matt's cat torpedoing through Pat's torso a lot. The creepy Dark Souls-ish one was my favorite. I absolutely love the "Head-for-Hire" sign by Woolie's decapitated head in that one.

[@christopherrapczynski204]

I watched every one every year and have skipped every one after the first watch this year. I really don't like this one. The artstyle isn't charming, the music isn't fitting, and the subject matter isn't funny or scary. Beheaded woolie laughing as a ghost transforms is great, cat diving through matt is great, and both looked great too, this one is neither to me, I don't even slightly like it.

[@battlestarnomore]

I can, every time.

[@flyinggeneral]

I share your sentiments. I skip it every single time.

[@MakiKuronami]

SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: Yaoguai are demonic creatures in Chinese folklore. It's a catch-all term that refers to evil animal spirits, fallen Celestials or those who gained magic through Taoism. One thing they all share in common is their desire for immortality. Some of them aren't even evil by nature, some are loose pets of the Celestials that roam the mortal realm because they can't keep a leash on them. Baigujing is one of the more famous yaoguai known, having been featured in the Journey to the West as one of the Boss Ghosts they encounter. Her true form is that of a skeleton. Specializing in shapeshifting, she took the form of a young lady to trick Sun Wukong's group into eating poisonous fruits. Sun Wukong kicked her ass. She tried again and took the form of an elderly lady and convinced them that she's the mother of the young lady Sun Wukong owned. Sun Wukong kicked her ass again. Then she tries again in the form of an old man claiming to be looking for his daughter and wife. Sun Wukong kicks her ass again and kills her for reals this time, reverting her into a skeleton. Throughout that escapade the rest of the group, from their viewpoint just saw Sun Wukong kill three people for no reason other than he claims they're demons. It culminates in Sanzang just straight up ditching him. This bites them in the ass later.

[@0rriAndroid]

Why are bears in Fallout called that?

[@thepickles8833]

what are you? the Spookydex?

[@letthebasscannon223]

The Fallout bears were named that by Chinese survivors (IIRC, they were the people in internment camps or something).

[@0rriAndroid]

But why are they still known by that name 200+ years after?

[@lancrin9262]

I did not read this but yes i agree we all need to "take care" of the next commenter

[@InuKH2Sammy]

The Real Shitstorm should be Pat and Woolie playing The 3rd Birthday

[@thepickles8833]

Winter is coming...

[@mikea2317]

5 years later and this jogo is just as mysterious!!

[@magerr98]

These openings get better and better every fuckin time the fact you guys commission these really shows how much effort and love you put into your channel, at least to me. And the artists that put them together are equally amazing. Been with you guys a long time, love ya

[@geckowonderful]

Why do I get genuinely more enjoyment from these first person, generic Unity slender clones than actually artful, atmospheric horror games. I can't stop eating shit

[@MrStatistx]

For me i prefer shitty games on this, cause the good ones i usually know or want to play myself.

[@Sigismund697]

These shit games are more fun to watch but the good games are more entertaining to watch

[@TDog93]

The shit ones are better for one and done videos, the good ones are better for a longer/let's play series.

[@ryangallagher8194]

Those ones are more interesting. But these ones are easier to rewatch.

[@mellowhero3520]

geckowonderful I dunno, man. I used to do entire streams of just B-Horror garbage I found on IndieDB. I was doing it for Mystery Science Theater 3000 purposes though. So that's a thing

[@odolowa1]

We will never learn the name of Lovecraft's cat because Woolie's not here.

[@cristianl1516]

Oliver Perks or [REDACTED] he'd totally say it.

[@thepickles8833]

"[REDACTED]man"

[@keystrix3704]

Maybe we could get PewDiePie to stand in for him.

[@keystrix3704]

Liam would work too. Could see the many stars in his big anime eyes as he does it.

[@ldmt1995]

Yeah he and good ol Howie where pretty close so he'd know.

[@TheDeliciousMystery]

One of HP lovecrafts most famous quotes, from the collection "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? a collection of short stories"

[@ShimmerFaerie]

Thanks Matt. Quoting *Indigo Prophecy* reminds us all of the true horror.

[@Thorrison]

I still can't get over how good the intro is. I'd watch a full length animation in that style.

[@gaminggoddess85]

I feel like it's directly ripping off some anime but I don't know which one.

[@thepickles8833]

The Simpsons - Mr Plow

[@janeyrattray544]

Isaac Morrison it's seriously making me crave a mountains of madness anime, like how the count of monte cristo got an anime in the form of gankutsuou. Classic literature anime is an underserved niche.

[@gambucino1260]

Isaac Morrison there he is 😵

[@Duskbase]

Attack on Titan? The shading effects on the faces give me that impression.

[@IAmCaligvla]

The scariest part of this game is that it's made with Unity. That's fucking terrifying.

[@icecreammouth]

Worse. Made in Unity with _Unity assets._

[@alastor8091]

@@SoggyMicrowaveNugget 99% of the stuff made with Unity is ass. Keeping the barrier of entry to game design high Lee would be a good thing so garbage can be churned out and flood market places. Unity is a travesty for gaming.

[@bloobybot1512]

@@alastor8091 This is the best answer to "how can you say you have nothing to do with ganes without saying you have nothing to do with games" I've ever seen.

[@thepowerfulpaet4937]

"I'm accidentally crushing this game" he says as he ignores 2 more lock picks in the same place as the first one.

[@JJGamez64]

I thought the same thing at first but after the first death you can see that there's only one to take.

[@thepickles8833]

Is this "Evil Park" located in an *Evil Zone* ?

[@0rriAndroid]

Adjacent to the Bone Zone

[@BreadandFaxes]

I miss Discovery Zone.

[@emerl298]

The Pickles Right next to Crisis Zone.

[@PureMetalDragon]

And is it headed by EVILLLLACCCCK!

[@REAPErkil29]

And not to far from the danger zone

[@deathmetalalchemist2731]

If any of you are rewatching these, I looked it up, Lovecraft did say that quote. Also, his cat went missing in 1904 and he mourned him and never got another. Don't go down the Lovecraft rabbit hole.

[@HisNameWasCrazy]

6:46 sounds like Kramer finally passed that kidney stone

[@TMJBtv]

The series intro is just amazing, gets me so hyped for these videos every time

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Billy, please come home. Your parents are worried about you.

[@Samm815]

I think communists kidnaped him back to Vietnam.

[@PublicEnemy04]

Don't worry, he's in a happier place now. Liam's place.

[@Sigismund697]

No they aren't

[@BrunoWolfMetal]

Bill is the Kakyoin of the zaibatsu confirmed

[@L1qu1d-2qu1d]

Billy used to be here, he's gone now

[@DevonPalmer98]

Aren't all parks automatically evil and only dog parks are good

[@DesiderioSemper]

Have you listened to Welcome to Nightvale? Because that dog park is evil.

[@Imasuky]

Do Not talk about THE DOG PARK, do not look at THE DOG PARK, do not think about THE DOG PARK!!!

[@StevenFallsOver]

Devon Palmer Dog parks can be evil if some maniac starts killing dogs and leaving them in the dog park.

[@Dedlok]

They're good parks, Brent!

[@NoThanksBossThisIsKindaLame]

If the park has a swing set it's not evil.

[@namegoeshere5220]

A lot of great symbolizing in the intro for instance the doors opening represent Pat's mind is now opened to the madness and influence of the Lovecraftian monster. One might even say, shit's no longer locked.

[@drinklewinkle]

Fun fact: World of Warcraft has a biocurse in the lore. The old gods (lovecraftian esque monsters) cursed all the robots and rock people on the world to turn to flesh and bone so they'd leave them alone.

[@DreemurrTheStreamurr]

It was more so the Old Gods could corrupt the Titan Constructs, thus being able to break their now-mortal minds into servitude. But I assume making the constructs go away would be solved by giving them flesh and sinew.

[@phantomspaceman]

Wow, their writing went way off the deep end several years ago. They ruined Diablo too.

[@drinklewinkle]

They've had some not too bad moments in there.

[@Who_is_Ari]

"You know what would be a scary monster? A body bag just hopping over to you." Pat, that's pretty much what a pocong is, and surprise! It's another one of those Southeast Asian ghosts you love so much!

[@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo6305]

Ah, indie games. Putting the "shit" in Shitstorm

[@Mantis47]

Pat when he walks into any old mansion in a horror video game: "This looks like the Spencer State"

[@Filhote_deDisgrassa]

My park couldn't possibly be this evil!

[@AJPwny]

Evil? In _my_ park? It's more likely than you think.

[@IceLizardsUnited]

Evil Park has nothing on Danger Zoo though.

[@wolfen9113]

Danger zoos got nothing on the frightening food court

[@KingsRow55]

A new challenger approaches! Terrifying Police Station brings the law!

[@TheChocobologist]

The Malevolent Convenience Store will stay open all night... in your nightmares!

[@luedog4life]

THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND!!!

[@SeruraRenge11]

What you really gotta watch out for is Scary Town.

[@KamenEpitaph]

I miss my two dads

[@mrjohnnyjohnster3940]

Perhaps this game is an allegory for Kenny's mind and he perceives everyone opposing his boat idea as a grotesque, axe-wielding monster.

[@D_Jester]

Oh boy, a game and/or video that is "Fuck you" levels of dark, my favorite.

[@ArcRay20]

i know that stock breathing sound effect. i love that sounds its hilarious and used in GoldenEye 64

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

This is why Pat doesn't go outside.

[@commando2893]

32:17 Best Pat wimper ever

[@MChill]

Also, the noise Pat makes at 32:17 is beautiful. The true babby cry we all know and expect from him.

[@patrickloureiro1403]

How many times has Pat said "this look like the spencer state"?

[@gaminggoddess85]

Less than he's said "this looks like Blighttown".

[@MrStatistx]

Bonus points if he said it when it actually doesn't look anything like it.

[@lucina056]

gaminggoddess85 But more than he's talked about spinach.

[@inferno232]

"I'd go down if someone hit ME with a manikin leg!" Matt, what you do to people for fulfilling your strange manikin-related kinks is your and your business alone.

[@WorldsRichestLesbian]

Desync the audio twice if you need rescuing, Billy

[@TheProphessionalGeek]

“Explain nothing.” Except that one time in Moutntains of Madness where the whole plot is explaining the origin & history to the Old Ones.

[@TogbusPrime]

Rewatching these in the way that I do's pretty amusing. I can catch things like the corpse bag comment and wonder if they TOTALLY forgot playing Karamari Hospital and their comments about that exact enemy, only mostly did, or remembered and were being referential... Pretty sure it's not that last one, though.

[@bomberharris8439]

Billy? Billy, Respond!..... BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

[@bushball333]

So tired of looking for batteries for flashlights or cameras. Games are really over using this mechanic.

[@darkinfinity1000]

bushball333 also a major over use of "you can't fight at all"

[@GamingGoddess32]

Agreed. Not all games need to be Outlast.

[@GuntherSchmidl]

+GamingGoddess32 yeah, no games should be Outlast, including Outlast.

[@theskullkidzz20]

What ever happened to "You can fight in this horror game but the combat is shit so you don't wanna be doing it much" Bonus points if you can guess which lp im referencing

[@Furymgs3]

"You can't fight at all" is perfectly fine, I'd say. But looking for batteries, or oil, or whatever your light source uses, really does need to go, because it actively detracts from the experience. It's a design flaw, and a mechanic that makes no sense in most games it's used in.

[@Mr.Spongecake]

Might as well have called your game "Horror Game."

[@kenronald6786]

*Produced by unity* oh this gonna be good

[@ShieldedToad]

Ken Ronald Unity isn't the problem, incompetent developers are.

[@CloakofAuron]

Alan Smithee But Unity IS the problem, because it attracts incompetent developers!

[@MasterZaymin]

Pat's whimper at the end killed me!! it was too fucking adorable to be coming out his mouth

[@sleepofgiants410]

If you smell gas, get out FAST!

[@emperorskulls]

What's that smell?

[@sleepofgiants410]

King Kamina IT'S BLUUUUD

[@MegaRazor619]

howd he know it was fart gas?

[@Soulless261]

My favorite killer mask would be anything cute. Not just because I'm a sucker for cute things, but getting chased by something cute wielding an axe is pretty spooky. My personal choice would be a kitsune mask.

[@AJPwny]

How about a mask of Bananya?

[@Shadar22]

It really destroys the tension when the boss monstars just ignore you once you go into a house

[@crazyinsane500]

Pat's already a psycho killer, we just haven't found the bodies. I mean, I can't think of any other explanation for Pat's sleeping/teeth brushing habits.

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

They've played Evil Within, Resident Evil, now prepare yourself for *Evil Park*

[@nooneinparticular5273]

Pat's coward whimper as he slips into a building is the winner from this episode.

[@fanfan-ni6cw]

Matt didn't notice a key ability in his play testing. What a surprise.

[@stryflyer]

Last time I got this scared, Maximilian tried to talk viewers into paying $24 for three characters on the disc.

[@ShieldedToad]

What's this referring to?

[@ShieldedToad]

Hayden Hardy Oh, that's fair enough

[@pseudopiscean6871]

2:26 BEARY: "Here's a lockpick. It might come in handy if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."

[@ariacosta6775]

im so ashamed when they turned around to see that thing running towards them i just threw my phone away from me and it popped open lol 😥😥😥

[@VoiceKulaka]

I want to play Good Park

[@alexisasheep6554]

People say turning 18 is the best thing ever, why would you think that? I liked being a child and now I have to be responsible? I'm lucky to have you guys to turn to when I'm stressed out

[@onepeice01]

I can't believe I had fun watching the prequal to Kenny Boatmaster Xtreme: To find a Boat

[@waltonkromer2702]

EVILAAK! Presents Evil Park!

[@letthebasscannon223]

There was a Billy here. He's gone now.

[@nonm9054]

Shitstorm 6 part 10: going through the woods on the way to woolie's house

[@vincentsavoretti2201]

Ah yes, Evil Park. Located behind the Scary Door

[@AJPwny]

Down the Spooky Stairs.

[@Arkonu]

Good. I was worried these were all just gonna be 2-part episodes! More one-offs! :3

[@vyxxer]

If there is one thing I've learned from the shitstorm intros is that your nightmares are unclear.

[@kevindaydreamer]

Mist has the fun property of dancing light between it's particles. Allowing that silly highlight. Though the thicker the mist, the density has the opposite effect and becomes a blinding blanket.

[@DooBliss]

The scream at 6:55 sounds like fucking Egoraptor

[@Thebossstage1]

Wouldn't surprise me of it was cut out of one of his videos

[@Vicius2004]

I thoroughly enjoyed watching 33 minutes of black screen with a battery and jerry can icons on the corners.

[@swivelshivel6576]

Thanks KZbin for recommendations.

[@SamBassComedy]

WTF, I jumped out of my seat when that first guy attacked you guys.

[@ALEXisSPANISH]

I know you're here, Billy. I know it. Our hearts combine.

[@Fjarhultian]

"Watch out for flashlight batteries" made think they were the antagonist for a second.

[@exodosthesoulbanish]

Could of sworn that PlagueofGripes was chasing them.

[@acar3615]

This is what I wanted, I hope we get some real shitshows coming up, like the OG Shitstorm.

[@Rio..o7..]

Hey... whatever happened to Powerdrill Massacre?

[@ForumBlackwolfdave]

Rio A. Went for a more realistic look (bs imo) and has been on dev hell for a while, the dev put out a new game similar to powerdrill, they would probably play it but dunno if fear of stabbing counts for shitstorm.

[@TheSnapshotKing]

You know a game is too dark when you have to MAX the brightness on your TV to even see anything even when the flashlight is ON.

[@bryangutierrez6679]

If these descriptions end with itchy, tasty, Billy i swar to god...

[@SoraMotto]

Pat, anytime he's in a mansion in a video game: This looks like the Spencer Estate

[@Songi26]

That guy that yelled at 6:47 must have stepped on a lego.

[@stevemcquark]

I can't believe Pat hates the Chinese.

[@14s0cc3r14]

stevemcquark Meh. I'll believe it.

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

On a side note, i got amnesia for the PlayStation 4, and man, that game holds up incredibly well.

[@0rriAndroid]

With as many KZbin careers as it launched, it fucking better

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Richter The D it really does. And now that I can appreciate the game without millions of screams in my headphones, it's super good, the ambience, the sanity meter, how it makes you feel on edge constantly. And it's story is lovecraftian to the core.

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Plz I Fan in what regards?

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Plz I Fan ah. I see. I like amnesia a bit more, but that's just because it fits more thematically with October. Still like MGS 5 though

[@CureOptimismForHumanity]

That intro music is ludicrously good.

[@soapkiller3239]

Cure Optimism thats because its from bloodborne

[@mikemike1317]

Now that we got through the decent games we can get to what the shitstorm is really about

[@MiaowGaiGar]

Matt's opening in this video is underratedly (?) strong.

[@jdng86]

I want an evil beach game. Boardwalks can be creepy at night.

[@CommanderPequod]

Ive seen every single shitstorm episode on this channel and nothing has ever scared me like the dude at 7:47

[@cheapturbo6439]

Every time I read the description I keep seeing vita base

[@kylestephens3946]

YES the jank is back

[@bonebard6178]

oh god that thing about the hp lovecraft cat is so on point