Shitstorm VI - Night Trap

[@bluefoxtv1566]

Pat's change from anger at not knowing the controls, to enjoyment of this was the best.

[@GrantBrownDog]

Night Trap is an accurate representation of what would happen if Wesker sent Umbrella agents to kill Pee Wee Herman while Stars just sat around laughing their asses off. Imagine Nemesis falling into all these traps and getting super mad. N: STARS! PWH: AAAHHHH! He Said the Secret Word! (All the Furniture in the House Starts Laughing)

[@JeedyJay]

"GRAAARARGHHH!!" *[slides down fog-emitting hole]*

[@MonkeySharkPro]

I want this to be an actual thing.

[@TheVeryAngryShrimp]

GrantBrownDog what

[@darkmega97]

I think I had that dream when I had a fever

[@zmbklr101]

Cowboy Curtis and Barry Burton can bond over gun talk.

[@ghostfear2011]

Also history lesson for you kids: This game is partially responsible for the creation of the ESRB.

[@JimRaynorRaider]

Ghost5410 wasn't it Moral Kombat?

[@StaticDraco]

thats why he said partially

[@ghostfear2011]

JimRaynorRaider It was this, Mortal Kombat, and Lethal Enforcers if I remember right.

[@ohno5378]

Ghost5410 *You can't shoot me!*

[@thepickles8833]

Night Trap Mortal Kombat Lethal Enforcers Doom

[@FlameOfUdun96]

This game is like a weird AU fanfiction of Home Alone where Kevin is fucking Jigsaw

[@JeedyJay]

"Oh, no... this has awakened something in me."

[@saifis]

The only thing different from Kevin and Jigsaw is how durable the victims are...

[@patrickwingard582]

I would watch that.

[@DragonMaiden77]

I watched the Cinema Snob review the FMV parts. The review is great

[@Inerrant1]

Kevin is already Jigsaw for fuck's sake. HE MURDERS PEOPLE. Or tries to.

[@EstukoV]

When did we install cameras in Billy's house.

[@circular7]

Mother Rinko *Liam's house*

[@lancrin9262]

When Liam gets in those vents anything can happen

[@Thesurge747]

"Hoo, boy. We can't have our kids playing this. We ought to conceive some sort of rating system to deter children from playing graphic games such as this one."

[@gaminggoddess85]

And then have it not actually deter anyone.

[@Lyrikan]

The 90's were a simpler time. Before the internet had desensitized the world to cruel reality.

[@doctoreggnog6644]

Yeah everyone talks about stuff being more PC now but this is the age of kids seeing porn and extreme gore in adult cartoons.

[@Fjarhultian]

Technically ...

[@dracocrusher]

"At least we stopped those porn games, yes we did! ... Now if only we could stop the endless waves of actual porn that perpetually grow stronger each and every day...."

[@HarpsiFizz]

Those poor guys in black are obviously just trying to sneak up on that obnoxious DJ who keeps following them around and playing that awful music so they can unplug his stereo.

[@N00BSYBORG]

You know SCAT commander, you could simply save people's lives by storming in with the police instead of relying on elaborate traps that only work in extremely specific spots since you know the place is overrun.

[@4thSurviver]

I don't think he gave a shit... Seriously though I think it would be safe to just bring the family in for questioning since they own the house full of traps that a bunch of people disappeared in that you have footage of.

[@harlannguyen4048]

It's actually revealed later in the game that the family are in fact vampires. When SCAT barges into the house to question them, the family attacks them. And are also immune to bullets.

[@SteelBallRun1890]

This is what the whole Shitstorm was for, it was all for Night Trap's FMV's.

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

[@admcleo]

Night Trap! Night Trap! Look at me, Night Trap! It's all for you! *Jumps from the roof with noose*

[@thepickles8833]

When can I get my copy of *Night Trap x Death Cargo* ?

[@N00BSYBORG]

These Night Trap FMVs that you don't get to watch because you're playing Night Trap. Still worth it.

[@GBDupree]

"Quick Trap Room, remember the basics of Policenauting!" -Colonel McMuscles

[@lastsaneman19]

"WHAT DO THE COLOURS MEAN?" had me in stitches when I first watched this.

[@Sonicfalcon16]

Pat: this games dumb. (Later) Pat:aw yeah kill em kill em

[@tailedgates9]

Yeyeyeye FATALITYYY!!!!

[@ChrisCarTheMarauder]

It's almost like he's heavily drinking when they record the shiity ones.

[@SilentSoul645]

tailedgates9 That was my exact thought when he started acting like that too lol

[@Rick586]

Ye boi!

[@karda009]

Sonicfalcon16 The deadly premonition effect

[@TannerOfTheNorth]

This game is an interesting footnote in gaming history but an abysmal *game*.

[@awsomeDualshock]

Par for the course for footnotes

[@Trent8086]

Its funny to note the scenes for the game's FMVs were shot in 1987, but the game never made it out until 1992. The really sad thing is Dana Plato is in it...had this game done better she may not have ended up the way she did.

[@Lyrikan]

... Okay, I'm going to say it. I don't understand why this game is considered to be abysmal. Maybe if I paid full price, but If I got this on sale for like $5, I could legit see myself enjoying it. Probably not the original, but this version could give me some entertainment for like an hour or two. What's so terrible about this? Why is it widely hated?

[@awsomeDualshock]

@Lyrikan It's just simply not a good game since it's just poorly designed. If you focus on beating the game, you miss all of the story. If you want to see the story, you have to essentially lose the game. There's also a lot of time where nothing happens, resulting in the full experience being boring. Of course, this is a lot of fun to be had with the FMVs, but it's not a good game. Everyone's hate, though, just stems from the "meme" status of the game. They hate it because that's what's hip-and-happening with the kids right now.

[@Lyrikan]

I see, Is there any sort of post-completion unlocks where I could safely view all the FMV's without worrying about anything? B/c the concept of multiple stories happening at one time seems like an interesting concept.

[@kovulion7777]

Oh look, it's how Spencer always wanted his mansion to be. Going to the bathroom? Go through the stairs and the secret hallway door

[@4thSurviver]

Yeah but that passage needs to be locked with the key broken into three different parts on the roof, basement, and around the dogs neck.

[@tailedgates9]

That place was not meant to have house.guests. Lol

[@_ArmIa]

"Hey man, where's the john?" "First secret door on the left, you can't miss it if you know exactly what you're looking for."

[@GoodBadKitty]

I had this playlist going while I was sleeping last night and woke up during this video and I think it got incorporated into my dream.

[@matthewleiner4262]

"Oh yeah, get'em... FATALITY!!!"

[@ImperfectWeapons]

Why are they playing this classic Valentines Day staple during Shitstorm?

[@MakiKuronami]

SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: Grootslang (No relation to Groot), is a big-ass snake that makes itself at home in a cave somewhere in South Africa. Their preferred diet is elephant meat. It owes its existence to the gods not knowing about competitive balance and giving it a hard cap in strength, intellect and cunning. To compensate, they deconstructed the Grootslang into the elephant and the snake. Since they're already bad enough at rebalancing, one of the Grootslangs managed to escape the new patch and went on to make mini Grootslangs. The cave it lives in supposedly connects as far as into the sea, and houses a fuckton of diamonds, supposedly. Sharpen your monster hunting weapons if you wanna get rich immediately.

[@0rriAndroid]

I've been grinding to cap in Dragon's Dogma, if that counts. Assassin's with blast arrows are the most game breaking shit as n the world

[@letthebasscannon223]

On another note, I believe I once read somewhere that one Australian aboriginal mythical creature is basically just Slenderman. Apparently it's gone now because they hunted it to fucking extinction.

[@MantraMan2077]

I always thought Grootslang was Groot going "It's me Groo', innit blood."

[@MantraMan2077]

CuteGlassesWaifu Trust Australians to, instead of running from da big supernatural horrors, hit them with a big stick. Because the real world horrors are already much worse and on your toilet seat.

[@Samm815]

That reminds me of a south African diamond mine that was so full of diamonds that it would have devalued all diamonds in the world. It was discovered in the 19th century and has been kept in secret ever since. I don't know if thats true but one of my college peers told us about it in speech class.

[@TheFuryHasCome]

On the 11th night of Shitstorm The Best Friends gave to me: 11 Completely Expendable People 10 Evil Hobo Parks 9 Bloody Hall Passes 8 Stained Records 7 Cute Cannibals 6 Little Nightmares 5 Craft Mechanics 4 Evil Dead Trees 3 Insane Seizures 2 Big Dumb Cowards and a Blind Woman yelling help me!

[@thepickles8833]

MEGAN IS NOT EXPENDABLE. She's too pure!

[@TheFuryHasCome]

There is nothing pure about this jogo.

[@erinmeek2697]

It's October yo. Time to rewatch all the shitstorms again 🤪

[@TonyBMan]

October 2022 reporting in! RIP SFBP, but we can still reminisce.

[@thenextsky]

Best Friends. Thanks for giving me the best birthday present for the past 6 years now.

[@222CBK222]

"Night Trap" sounds like a typical date with Pat.

[@thepickles8833]

Pat: _"Okay here's the 411, folks... say some Auger is dissin' your Night Trap... ya just give 'em one of these!"_

[@Tearonex]

*IT'S ABOUT TIME!!*

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

Wait... they fucking remastered this game? What god did Matt and Pat piss off for this to be a reality?

[@circular7]

Matthew Hilliker it'd be easier to start with who they didn't piss off.

[@callumdonington2227]

Probably a Great Old One.*STARES AT NYARLATHOTEP*

[@CloakofAuron]

Truly, we are in the darkest timeline.

[@Sapheiorus]

... David Cage, the God of Suffering?

[@DarknessViper99]

WrathOfAGameJunki Those motherfuckers still owe me a copy of Skullgirls! This is why they won't do preorders no moe.

[@goodvillain1015]

The burglar guys walking like they're all "swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty."

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Ah yes, the game responsible for the ESRB...

[@chasewilson3693]

....and we have suffered ever since

[@emerl298]

Flame of Udun That and Mortal Kombat. As well as a few other obscure examples.

[@JeedyJay]

Well, this and Mortal Kombat. It was a one-two punch.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Jeedy Jay yup

[@WatchesYouAtNight]

You comment too much, weeb fuck

[@edwardramasamadesiderio471]

And so we reach the core of the Shitstorm. NIGHT TRAP, THE SHITTIEST OF ALL SHITES!

[@TrevJamesBailey]

Edward 'Ramasama' Desiderio we're in the eye of the storm. That means 6 more years till we get out

[@sigh824]

Oh wow, I can't believe YTube let you play this, this have to be one of the bloodiest, grossest games I've EVER seen

[@LoggerRythm]

If there were any doubts of this game being shit, their version of STARS is named SCAT.

[@serialexperimentsdave7213]

too scary for me, I had to go to another tab and just listen to this episode

[@thelaughingrouge]

I still can't believe Congress went fucking bananas over this.

[@thepickles8833]

Congress didn't really give a shit. Angry moms did.

[@catalysts94]

It's always the angry soccer moms... they ruin everything.

[@_ArmIa]

Do you really think any self-proclaimed moral guardian who's ever been mad about video games has ever played a video game in their life?

[@thelaughingrouge]

Bofa D. Snutts You're not wrong.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Those ninjas are like shitty, less plausible Power Rangers morts, though. How could anyone give a fuck? Are they worried their kids will don garbage bags and walk like they have serious neurological disorders?

[@inferno232]

Spoilers from the Podcast: This is their favorite horror game of the year, they go on to do a full LP, even bringing back Liam to join in for it.

[@Lyrikan]

I haven't seen the recent podcast, but I was a believing you until you mentioned Liam.

[@hurrdurrmurrgurr]

On the podcast Mat mentions they'll be doing an lp for Evil within 2 but nothing about night crap.

[@bobparker465]

Each episode they're gonna bring in a guest Warrior. Better Woolie is joining them for the first.

[@BigALBoomer]

Legit one of the best episodes in ages and its all thanks to the glory days of the 90's

[@emerl298]

Description machine 🅱roke.

[@joinsideke]

Understandable, get well soon Billy.

[@TheBananaBox]

Jules Understandable, have a nice day.

[@bobparker465]

¡Description At Risk!

[@CaptainDoomsday]

Lemme get them Augers...🅱ONELESS!

[@0rriAndroid]

Thanks for age restricting games by doing nothing, Night Trap

[@JeedyJay]

The violence may have been really tame, but it featured photogenic young women being fake-murdered on FMV if you screwed up. That was just close enough for fish-brained Moral Guardians to twist into "interactive teen murder".

[@TheBAGman17]

i think had less to do with that and more to do with it being creepy as fuck

[@AzureDragoonGX]

It's not like we follow maturity ratings in games anyways, right?

[@jimjambananaslam3596]

The only thing worse than murder...... is women's bodies.

[@iller3]

good thing it **didn't actually work**

[@LeeONardo]

I love the image in my head of the sequence of 9:13 - 10:18 of people literally flying out of the house left, right and center, noise and mayhem abound yet all the time the guests and residents are just carrying on like everything's normal. And during this two highly trained chucklefucks are busting a gut laughing so much in their control center lol

[@spencechan]

Every time the goon gets launched off the roof, all I can think of is Jazz getting thrown out of the house, on Fresh Prince

[@lucasmartinez5703]

That's why that's so hilarious to me lol.

[@CosmicApe94]

Pats frustration gives me life holy shit

[@wolfen9113]

Now that we've got all the good games out of the way it's time for the real shitstorm to begin!

[@starman2879]

I would love to see an actual M/AO-rated version of this game. As it is, there's no real reason to be distracted by anything else going on in the camera feeds.

[@afrogaminghd9696]

That begininng makes me want the best friends to do a Mystery Science Theater 3000 like series where they commentate shitty movies.

[@SeelkadoomandJokic00]

Before FNAF there was NIGHT TRAP

[@thepickles8833]

Before NIGHT TRAP, there was Slumber Party Massacre 2

[@AJPwny]

Before Slumber Party Massacre 2, there was Slumber Party Massacre

[@umbysworld]

This game is just Todd Bridges' hallucination as he robs Dana Plato's house for drug money.

[@MalisinECila]

*NIGHT TRAP! WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU! NIGHT TRAP!*

[@kovulion7777]

AKA Plague simulator when he's looking at a house with furries on it Five nights at Plague's Home alone with Plague

[@AJPwny]

Home Alone With Plague sounds like some kind of talk show

[@MegaFallout3Fan]

Wow a 25 minute episode...I wish I could have Shitstorm V back.

[@kingofthemoon3063]

The intro to this got me to go back and listen to the entire Bloodborne soundtrack again. I encourage everyone else to do the same. Bloodborne's soundtrack is a masterpiece, the kind of thing that you would go to concert halls to hear.

[@yorkshireyank9885]

Ive never heard Pat get so excited about a game. He's so cute

[@octobervalentine7758]

Glad to see Zone-tan is still in touch with the boys

[@Rudero3]

14:22 in might be the best fucking Matt quote ever. I am so salty to be discovering this episode in 2021, but God dammit, that quote is the best. Cried laughing.

[@SoraMotto]

I don't know why but Pat yelling every time he kills one of those dudes made me laugh so hard

[@vohsbru3288]

What is happening with all those vampire ninja bodies? They fall into a giant liquid nitrogen pool and S.C.A.T. sells their organs in the black market? Is this how they sustain themselves??

[@harlannguyen4048]

Probably.

[@AJPwny]

When's the S.C.A.T.nauts LP?

[@AldousShitbird]

Battalions of ninja funnel into this small ass house

[@TheCallofdutyghost]

This "game" is still one of my favorites. I guess I'm an asshole according to Matt. Then again I used to think that the Sega CD came out in the 2000s.

[@Xenochrist]

you have to mamoru the night traps

[@DrakeSilvos]

The true Shitstorm begins now.

[@SixesNSevensS]

Thank god for this Shitstorm. This episode can bring anyone to a laugh no matter how they feel about before that.

[@thelaughingrouge]

The original five nights at freddys.

[@CaptainDoomsday]

FNaF wishes it had this much cutscene power.

[@thelaughingrouge]

Captain Doomsday HA!

[@layo7991]

Now this is truly the highlight of my day.

[@godwavenexus]

I unironically love the FMVs.

[@zagowills6270]

It will NEVER get better than this.

[@Filhote_deDisgrassa]

Honestly I prefer day traps over the night ones, they are just cuter when the sun is up

[@Lordfarquad1213]

DAY TRAP FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT TRAP CHAMPION OF THE SUN

[@Filhote_deDisgrassa]

Thunderpants121 oh god

[@josevasquez7099]

nicolas mental yeah! Your so right.

[@thomasderosso5625]

Day Trap (ah-ah-ah!) / Fighter of the Night Trap! (ah-ah-ah!) / Champion of the Sun!

[@thegr8destroyer]

I am loving the intro to this year's shitstorm

[@brandonwithnell612]

i remember how the news completely misunderstood this game and thought it was you playing the bad guys trying to rape the girls, ah the good old days when the news could make up shit about a game just to make controversy...oh wait they still do that XD

[@gaminggoddess85]

The EU news thought Rule of Rose was a "get the main character raped" simulator too.

[@st8lion]

instead it turned out to be pats favorite kind of game, child murder simulator

[@mrjohnnyjohnster3940]

Welcome to "90s Reverse FNAF"

[@yarution367]

Is....is this what gave the guy the idea for Five Nights at freddy's

[@Qthedude16]

Its so crazy that the intended way to play this is to get a pen and a paper, and sit down and make notes, extrememly detailed time-stamped notes, about every event and every auger and where they come and from when, and just keep playing the game, over and over until you can finally have enough of it catalogued to make it to the end

[@archfeymirth]

Night Trap! That boy will find you! Night Trap! Watch out behind you! Night Trap! Girls if you are driving a ride... You'll be caught in the night -- Night Trap!

[@tailedgates9]

2018, this has a whole different meaning now. XD

[@DavidEarle]

I really love this year’s intro.

[@darkrogue8102]

Dammit Matt, the part about the camel toe had me dying so bad!

[@silverroddo1468]

Kojima should have made a text based story / game called: Trapnauts around the Night Trap footage.

[@jacobburt5424]

Ive been waiting 6 shitstorms for this master piece

[@dantr14]

Yo is Billy fucking dead?

[@TarvynSero]

nah, he's alive and kicking in the Getting Up description. He just abandoned this here shitstorm.

[@DarknessViper99]

He got night-trapped!

[@InVinoVeratas]

He got died.

[@MarcusRambles]

Holy shit, those first six minutes. My fucking sides are killing me.

[@trueseraphim]

This game was ruined as soon as it became available. It was built up so big in my head for years.

[@skyhope5105]

You can't beat this game without a guide. Trust me this game is insanely hard.

[@AlexOlinkiewicz]

You know next year will be the 25th Anniversary of the classic 3DO game Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, so when do we expect a remaster of that classic.

[@RexcorJ]

Alex Olinkiewicz Dear lord, I actually want this in a fucked up way.

[@TheCreaturesfan1]

The real horror is the 2 minute late upload

[@AntiNihilist]

This truly IS the Woolie Hole of video games

[@tailedgates9]

Pat's confusion in the beginning was pure bliss.

[@oppaidragon2215]

Best shitstorm episode so far with no contender full playthrough when?

[@finalcrash244]

Dun dun dun...he wears his sunglasses at night, so he can so he can.

[@hugehuman1]

♪ ♪ _Billy come back_ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ _You can blame it all on me..._ ♪ ♪

[@ValdorickObsidian]

Man, this prequel to the Deception franchise has a really convoluted 'plot'.

[@junaidazam12]

I really like that halfway through the playthrough Pat realised he was sounding like morty and decided to roll with it and pretend he was doing it on purpose .

[@joeysingingchannel]

Pat raging at the controls is the best part of this Shitstorm so far.

[@fudgegorilla]

This is my favourite flavour of shitty shitstorm games. pat getting weirdly excited for the single mechanic in a game as matt fumbles around.

[@wizkid5000]

*FULL LP! FULL LP!*

[@gaminggoddess85]

Pat's sort of disconcertingly into this.

[@Nightweaver1]

He likes to watch.

[@luccagiovani]

Murder. He can't stop his murder boner.

[@AJPwny]

I mean, he is pure evil. I mean, ginger.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

Woah, Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location 2 looks amazing!

[@VTown1989]

What's with all the Gorilla like Noob-Saibots sneaking around the house?

[@JoeCoolMaveric]

18:52 and 19:26 Pat is sliding back into his weird voice from the Nightmare Creatures 2 video where he yells "Fatality!"

[@KapitanPazur1]

THE HYPEST NIGHT TRAP GAMEPLAY ON KZbin !!!!

[@healingv1sion]

I've been wanting this since Streetwise LP! FINALLY

[@grit1]

Pat's childlike glee at murder is amazing

[@shiv2nite]

if you played this game in 92 as a kid, you wouldn't be such a hater. it was exciting and left a pretty major impression.

[@MisterOfu]

It's always a joy to have Faytality Pat back.

[@vohsbru3288]

I was really worried about this year's Shitstorm, kind of started with low steam. But the classic energy is back with this one!!! :D

[@aussie_danz8114]

Love the new Shitstorm Intro animations .. Great job to those that did That :P

[@EnriqueDelSuave]

Aww man i was thinking there might be a new intro like last year

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

The funniest thing about Night Trap is that the learning curve of handling all the cameras and baddies is so unwieldy, most people doing 30 minute videos on this don't even get to the fact there's vampires in this plot.