Pat's change from anger at not knowing the controls, to enjoyment of this was the best.
@GrantBrownDog7 жыл бұрын
Night Trap is an accurate representation of what would happen if Wesker sent Umbrella agents to kill Pee Wee Herman while Stars just sat around laughing their asses off. Imagine Nemesis falling into all these traps and getting super mad. N: STARS! PWH: AAAHHHH! He Said the Secret Word! (All the Furniture in the House Starts Laughing)
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
"GRAAARARGHHH!!" *[slides down fog-emitting hole]*
@MonkeySharkPro7 жыл бұрын
I want this to be an actual thing.
@TheVeryAngryShrimp7 жыл бұрын
GrantBrownDog what
@darkmega977 жыл бұрын
I think I had that dream when I had a fever
@zmbklr1017 жыл бұрын
Cowboy Curtis and Barry Burton can bond over gun talk.
@ghostfear20117 жыл бұрын
Also history lesson for you kids: This game is partially responsible for the creation of the ESRB.
@JimRaynorRaider7 жыл бұрын
Ghost5410 wasn't it Moral Kombat?
@StaticDraco7 жыл бұрын
thats why he said partially
@ghostfear20117 жыл бұрын
JimRaynorRaider It was this, Mortal Kombat, and Lethal Enforcers if I remember right.
@ohno53787 жыл бұрын
Ghost5410 *You can't shoot me!*
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
Night Trap Mortal Kombat Lethal Enforcers Doom
@FlameOfUdun967 жыл бұрын
This game is like a weird AU fanfiction of Home Alone where Kevin is fucking Jigsaw
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
"Oh, no... this has awakened something in me."
@saifis7 жыл бұрын
The only thing different from Kevin and Jigsaw is how durable the victims are...
@patrickwingard5827 жыл бұрын
I would watch that.
@DragonMaiden777 жыл бұрын
I watched the Cinema Snob review the FMV parts. The review is great
@Inerrant17 жыл бұрын
Kevin is already Jigsaw for fuck's sake. HE MURDERS PEOPLE. Or tries to.
@EstukoV7 жыл бұрын
When did we install cameras in Billy's house.
@circular77 жыл бұрын
Mother Rinko *Liam's house*
@lancrin92627 жыл бұрын
When Liam gets in those vents anything can happen
@Thesurge7477 жыл бұрын
"Hoo, boy. We can't have our kids playing this. We ought to conceive some sort of rating system to deter children from playing graphic games such as this one."
@gaminggoddess857 жыл бұрын
And then have it not actually deter anyone.
@Lyrikan7 жыл бұрын
The 90's were a simpler time. Before the internet had desensitized the world to cruel reality.
@doctoreggnog66447 жыл бұрын
Yeah everyone talks about stuff being more PC now but this is the age of kids seeing porn and extreme gore in adult cartoons.
@Fjarhultian7 жыл бұрын
Technically ...
@dracocrusher7 жыл бұрын
"At least we stopped those porn games, yes we did! ... Now if only we could stop the endless waves of actual porn that perpetually grow stronger each and every day...."
@HarpsiFizz7 жыл бұрын
Those poor guys in black are obviously just trying to sneak up on that obnoxious DJ who keeps following them around and playing that awful music so they can unplug his stereo.
@N00BSYBORG7 жыл бұрын
You know SCAT commander, you could simply save people's lives by storming in with the police instead of relying on elaborate traps that only work in extremely specific spots since you know the place is overrun.
@4thSurviver7 жыл бұрын
I don't think he gave a shit... Seriously though I think it would be safe to just bring the family in for questioning since they own the house full of traps that a bunch of people disappeared in that you have footage of.
@harlannguyen40487 жыл бұрын
It's actually revealed later in the game that the family are in fact vampires. When SCAT barges into the house to question them, the family attacks them. And are also immune to bullets.
@SteelBallRun18907 жыл бұрын
This is what the whole Shitstorm was for, it was all for Night Trap's FMV's.
@ledzeppelinfan10017 жыл бұрын
A weapon to surpass metal gear
@admcleo7 жыл бұрын
Night Trap! Night Trap! Look at me, Night Trap! It's all for you! *Jumps from the roof with noose*
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
When can I get my copy of *Night Trap x Death Cargo* ?
@N00BSYBORG7 жыл бұрын
These Night Trap FMVs that you don't get to watch because you're playing Night Trap. Still worth it.
@GBDupree7 жыл бұрын
"Quick Trap Room, remember the basics of Policenauting!" -Colonel McMuscles
@lastsaneman194 жыл бұрын
"WHAT DO THE COLOURS MEAN?" had me in stitches when I first watched this.
@Sonicfalcon167 жыл бұрын
Pat: this games dumb. (Later) Pat:aw yeah kill em kill em
@tailedgates97 жыл бұрын
Yeyeyeye FATALITYYY!!!!
@ChrisCarTheMarauder7 жыл бұрын
It's almost like he's heavily drinking when they record the shiity ones.
@SilentSoul6457 жыл бұрын
tailedgates9 That was my exact thought when he started acting like that too lol
@Rick5867 жыл бұрын
Ye boi!
@karda0097 жыл бұрын
Sonicfalcon16 The deadly premonition effect
@TannerOfTheNorth7 жыл бұрын
This game is an interesting footnote in gaming history but an abysmal *game*.
@awsomeDualshock7 жыл бұрын
Par for the course for footnotes
@Trent80867 жыл бұрын
Its funny to note the scenes for the game's FMVs were shot in 1987, but the game never made it out until 1992. The really sad thing is Dana Plato is in it...had this game done better she may not have ended up the way she did.
@Lyrikan7 жыл бұрын
... Okay, I'm going to say it. I don't understand why this game is considered to be abysmal. Maybe if I paid full price, but If I got this on sale for like $5, I could legit see myself enjoying it. Probably not the original, but this version could give me some entertainment for like an hour or two. What's so terrible about this? Why is it widely hated?
@awsomeDualshock7 жыл бұрын
@Lyrikan It's just simply not a good game since it's just poorly designed. If you focus on beating the game, you miss all of the story. If you want to see the story, you have to essentially lose the game. There's also a lot of time where nothing happens, resulting in the full experience being boring. Of course, this is a lot of fun to be had with the FMVs, but it's not a good game. Everyone's hate, though, just stems from the "meme" status of the game. They hate it because that's what's hip-and-happening with the kids right now.
@Lyrikan7 жыл бұрын
I see, Is there any sort of post-completion unlocks where I could safely view all the FMV's without worrying about anything? B/c the concept of multiple stories happening at one time seems like an interesting concept.
@kovulion77777 жыл бұрын
Oh look, it's how Spencer always wanted his mansion to be. Going to the bathroom? Go through the stairs and the secret hallway door
@4thSurviver7 жыл бұрын
Yeah but that passage needs to be locked with the key broken into three different parts on the roof, basement, and around the dogs neck.
@tailedgates97 жыл бұрын
That place was not meant to have house.guests. Lol
@_ArmIa7 жыл бұрын
"Hey man, where's the john?" "First secret door on the left, you can't miss it if you know exactly what you're looking for."
@GoodBadKitty6 жыл бұрын
I had this playlist going while I was sleeping last night and woke up during this video and I think it got incorporated into my dream.
@matthewleiner42627 жыл бұрын
"Oh yeah, get'em... FATALITY!!!"
@ImperfectWeapons7 жыл бұрын
Why are they playing this classic Valentines Day staple during Shitstorm?
@MakiKuronami7 жыл бұрын
SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: Grootslang (No relation to Groot), is a big-ass snake that makes itself at home in a cave somewhere in South Africa. Their preferred diet is elephant meat. It owes its existence to the gods not knowing about competitive balance and giving it a hard cap in strength, intellect and cunning. To compensate, they deconstructed the Grootslang into the elephant and the snake. Since they're already bad enough at rebalancing, one of the Grootslangs managed to escape the new patch and went on to make mini Grootslangs. The cave it lives in supposedly connects as far as into the sea, and houses a fuckton of diamonds, supposedly. Sharpen your monster hunting weapons if you wanna get rich immediately.
@0rriAndroid7 жыл бұрын
I've been grinding to cap in Dragon's Dogma, if that counts. Assassin's with blast arrows are the most game breaking shit as n the world
@letthebasscannon2237 жыл бұрын
On another note, I believe I once read somewhere that one Australian aboriginal mythical creature is basically just Slenderman. Apparently it's gone now because they hunted it to fucking extinction.
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
I always thought Grootslang was Groot going "It's me Groo', innit blood."
@MantraMan20777 жыл бұрын
CuteGlassesWaifu Trust Australians to, instead of running from da big supernatural horrors, hit them with a big stick. Because the real world horrors are already much worse and on your toilet seat.
@Samm8157 жыл бұрын
That reminds me of a south African diamond mine that was so full of diamonds that it would have devalued all diamonds in the world. It was discovered in the 19th century and has been kept in secret ever since. I don't know if thats true but one of my college peers told us about it in speech class.
@TheFuryHasCome7 жыл бұрын
On the 11th night of Shitstorm The Best Friends gave to me: 11 Completely Expendable People 10 Evil Hobo Parks 9 Bloody Hall Passes 8 Stained Records 7 Cute Cannibals 6 Little Nightmares 5 Craft Mechanics 4 Evil Dead Trees 3 Insane Seizures 2 Big Dumb Cowards and a Blind Woman yelling help me!
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
MEGAN IS NOT EXPENDABLE. She's too pure!
@TheFuryHasCome7 жыл бұрын
There is nothing pure about this jogo.
@erinmeek26973 жыл бұрын
It's October yo. Time to rewatch all the shitstorms again 🤪
@TonyBMan2 жыл бұрын
October 2022 reporting in! RIP SFBP, but we can still reminisce.
@thenextsky7 жыл бұрын
Best Friends. Thanks for giving me the best birthday present for the past 6 years now.
@222CBK2227 жыл бұрын
"Night Trap" sounds like a typical date with Pat.
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
Pat: _"Okay here's the 411, folks... say some Auger is dissin' your Night Trap... ya just give 'em one of these!"_
@Tearonex7 жыл бұрын
*IT'S ABOUT TIME!!*
@Manfromthenorth05517 жыл бұрын
Wait... they fucking remastered this game? What god did Matt and Pat piss off for this to be a reality?
@circular77 жыл бұрын
Matthew Hilliker it'd be easier to start with who they didn't piss off.
@callumdonington22277 жыл бұрын
Probably a Great Old One.*STARES AT NYARLATHOTEP*
@CloakofAuron7 жыл бұрын
Truly, we are in the darkest timeline.
@Sapheiorus7 жыл бұрын
... David Cage, the God of Suffering?
@DarknessViper997 жыл бұрын
WrathOfAGameJunki Those motherfuckers still owe me a copy of Skullgirls! This is why they won't do preorders no moe.
@goodvillain10157 жыл бұрын
The burglar guys walking like they're all "swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty."
@FlameOfUdun967 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, the game responsible for the ESRB...
@chasewilson36937 жыл бұрын
....and we have suffered ever since
@emerl2987 жыл бұрын
Flame of Udun That and Mortal Kombat. As well as a few other obscure examples.
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
Well, this and Mortal Kombat. It was a one-two punch.
@FlameOfUdun967 жыл бұрын
Jeedy Jay yup
@WatchesYouAtNight7 жыл бұрын
You comment too much, weeb fuck
@edwardramasamadesiderio4717 жыл бұрын
And so we reach the core of the Shitstorm. NIGHT TRAP, THE SHITTIEST OF ALL SHITES!
@TrevJamesBailey7 жыл бұрын
Edward 'Ramasama' Desiderio we're in the eye of the storm. That means 6 more years till we get out
@sigh8247 жыл бұрын
Oh wow, I can't believe YTube let you play this, this have to be one of the bloodiest, grossest games I've EVER seen
@LoggerRythm7 жыл бұрын
If there were any doubts of this game being shit, their version of STARS is named SCAT.
@serialexperimentsdave72137 жыл бұрын
too scary for me, I had to go to another tab and just listen to this episode
@thelaughingrouge7 жыл бұрын
I still can't believe Congress went fucking bananas over this.
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
Congress didn't really give a shit. Angry moms did.
@catalysts947 жыл бұрын
It's always the angry soccer moms... they ruin everything.
@_ArmIa7 жыл бұрын
Do you really think any self-proclaimed moral guardian who's ever been mad about video games has ever played a video game in their life?
@thelaughingrouge7 жыл бұрын
Bofa D. Snutts You're not wrong.
@CaptainDoomsday7 жыл бұрын
Those ninjas are like shitty, less plausible Power Rangers morts, though. How could anyone give a fuck? Are they worried their kids will don garbage bags and walk like they have serious neurological disorders?
@inferno2327 жыл бұрын
Spoilers from the Podcast: This is their favorite horror game of the year, they go on to do a full LP, even bringing back Liam to join in for it.
@Lyrikan7 жыл бұрын
I haven't seen the recent podcast, but I was a believing you until you mentioned Liam.
@hurrdurrmurrgurr7 жыл бұрын
On the podcast Mat mentions they'll be doing an lp for Evil within 2 but nothing about night crap.
@bobparker4657 жыл бұрын
Each episode they're gonna bring in a guest Warrior. Better Woolie is joining them for the first.
@BigALBoomer7 жыл бұрын
Legit one of the best episodes in ages and its all thanks to the glory days of the 90's
@emerl2987 жыл бұрын
Description machine 🅱roke.
@joinsideke7 жыл бұрын
Understandable, get well soon Billy.
@TheBananaBox7 жыл бұрын
Jules Understandable, have a nice day.
@bobparker4657 жыл бұрын
¡Description At Risk!
@CaptainDoomsday7 жыл бұрын
Lemme get them Augers...🅱ONELESS!
@0rriAndroid7 жыл бұрын
Thanks for age restricting games by doing nothing, Night Trap
@JeedyJay7 жыл бұрын
The violence may have been really tame, but it featured photogenic young women being fake-murdered on FMV if you screwed up. That was just close enough for fish-brained Moral Guardians to twist into "interactive teen murder".
@TheBAGman177 жыл бұрын
i think had less to do with that and more to do with it being creepy as fuck
@AzureDragoonGX7 жыл бұрын
It's not like we follow maturity ratings in games anyways, right?
@jimjambananaslam35967 жыл бұрын
The only thing worse than murder...... is women's bodies.
@iller37 жыл бұрын
good thing it **didn't actually work**
@LeeONardo7 жыл бұрын
I love the image in my head of the sequence of 9:13 - 10:18 of people literally flying out of the house left, right and center, noise and mayhem abound yet all the time the guests and residents are just carrying on like everything's normal. And during this two highly trained chucklefucks are busting a gut laughing so much in their control center lol
@spencechan7 жыл бұрын
Every time the goon gets launched off the roof, all I can think of is Jazz getting thrown out of the house, on Fresh Prince
@lucasmartinez57033 жыл бұрын
That's why that's so hilarious to me lol.
@CosmicApe947 жыл бұрын
Pats frustration gives me life holy shit
@wolfen91137 жыл бұрын
Now that we've got all the good games out of the way it's time for the real shitstorm to begin!
@starman28797 жыл бұрын
I would love to see an actual M/AO-rated version of this game. As it is, there's no real reason to be distracted by anything else going on in the camera feeds.
@afrogaminghd96967 жыл бұрын
That begininng makes me want the best friends to do a Mystery Science Theater 3000 like series where they commentate shitty movies.
@SeelkadoomandJokic007 жыл бұрын
Before FNAF there was NIGHT TRAP
@thepickles88337 жыл бұрын
Before NIGHT TRAP, there was Slumber Party Massacre 2
@AJPwny7 жыл бұрын
Before Slumber Party Massacre 2, there was Slumber Party Massacre
@umbysworld7 жыл бұрын
This game is just Todd Bridges' hallucination as he robs Dana Plato's house for drug money.
@MalisinECila7 жыл бұрын
*NIGHT TRAP! WATCH OUT BEHIND YOU! NIGHT TRAP!*
@kovulion77777 жыл бұрын
AKA Plague simulator when he's looking at a house with furries on it Five nights at Plague's Home alone with Plague
@AJPwny7 жыл бұрын
Home Alone With Plague sounds like some kind of talk show
@MegaFallout3Fan7 жыл бұрын
Wow a 25 minute episode...I wish I could have Shitstorm V back.
@kingofthemoon30637 жыл бұрын
The intro to this got me to go back and listen to the entire Bloodborne soundtrack again. I encourage everyone else to do the same. Bloodborne's soundtrack is a masterpiece, the kind of thing that you would go to concert halls to hear.
@yorkshireyank98857 жыл бұрын
Ive never heard Pat get so excited about a game. He's so cute
@octobervalentine77587 жыл бұрын
Glad to see Zone-tan is still in touch with the boys
@Rudero33 жыл бұрын
14:22 in might be the best fucking Matt quote ever. I am so salty to be discovering this episode in 2021, but God dammit, that quote is the best. Cried laughing.
@SoraMotto7 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but Pat yelling every time he kills one of those dudes made me laugh so hard
@vohsbru32887 жыл бұрын
What is happening with all those vampire ninja bodies? They fall into a giant liquid nitrogen pool and S.C.A.T. sells their organs in the black market? Is this how they sustain themselves??
@harlannguyen40487 жыл бұрын
Probably.
@AJPwny7 жыл бұрын
When's the S.C.A.T.nauts LP?
@AldousShitbird7 жыл бұрын
Battalions of ninja funnel into this small ass house
@TheCallofdutyghost7 жыл бұрын
This "game" is still one of my favorites. I guess I'm an asshole according to Matt. Then again I used to think that the Sega CD came out in the 2000s.
@Xenochrist7 жыл бұрын
you have to mamoru the night traps
@DrakeSilvos7 жыл бұрын
The true Shitstorm begins now.
@SixesNSevensS7 жыл бұрын
Thank god for this Shitstorm. This episode can bring anyone to a laugh no matter how they feel about before that.
@thelaughingrouge7 жыл бұрын
The original five nights at freddys.
@CaptainDoomsday7 жыл бұрын
FNaF wishes it had this much cutscene power.
@thelaughingrouge7 жыл бұрын
Captain Doomsday HA!
@layo79917 жыл бұрын
Now this is truly the highlight of my day.
@godwavenexus7 жыл бұрын
I unironically love the FMVs.
@zagowills62707 жыл бұрын
It will NEVER get better than this.
@Filhote_deDisgrassa7 жыл бұрын
Honestly I prefer day traps over the night ones, they are just cuter when the sun is up
@Lordfarquad12137 жыл бұрын
DAY TRAP FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT TRAP CHAMPION OF THE SUN
@Filhote_deDisgrassa7 жыл бұрын
Thunderpants121 oh god
@josevasquez70997 жыл бұрын
nicolas mental yeah! Your so right.
@thomasderosso56257 жыл бұрын
Day Trap (ah-ah-ah!) / Fighter of the Night Trap! (ah-ah-ah!) / Champion of the Sun!
@thegr8destroyer7 жыл бұрын
I am loving the intro to this year's shitstorm
@brandonwithnell6127 жыл бұрын
i remember how the news completely misunderstood this game and thought it was you playing the bad guys trying to rape the girls, ah the good old days when the news could make up shit about a game just to make controversy...oh wait they still do that XD
@gaminggoddess857 жыл бұрын
The EU news thought Rule of Rose was a "get the main character raped" simulator too.
@st8lion7 жыл бұрын
instead it turned out to be pats favorite kind of game, child murder simulator
@mrjohnnyjohnster39407 жыл бұрын
Welcome to "90s Reverse FNAF"
@yarution3677 жыл бұрын
Is....is this what gave the guy the idea for Five Nights at freddy's
@Qthedude167 жыл бұрын
Its so crazy that the intended way to play this is to get a pen and a paper, and sit down and make notes, extrememly detailed time-stamped notes, about every event and every auger and where they come and from when, and just keep playing the game, over and over until you can finally have enough of it catalogued to make it to the end
@archfeymirth7 жыл бұрын
Night Trap! That boy will find you! Night Trap! Watch out behind you! Night Trap! Girls if you are driving a ride... You'll be caught in the night -- Night Trap!
@tailedgates96 жыл бұрын
2018, this has a whole different meaning now. XD
@DavidEarle7 жыл бұрын
I really love this year’s intro.
@darkrogue81027 жыл бұрын
Dammit Matt, the part about the camel toe had me dying so bad!
@silverroddo14687 жыл бұрын
Kojima should have made a text based story / game called: Trapnauts around the Night Trap footage.
@jacobburt54247 жыл бұрын
Ive been waiting 6 shitstorms for this master piece
@dantr147 жыл бұрын
Yo is Billy fucking dead?
@TarvynSero7 жыл бұрын
nah, he's alive and kicking in the Getting Up description. He just abandoned this here shitstorm.
@DarknessViper997 жыл бұрын
He got night-trapped!
@InVinoVeratas7 жыл бұрын
He got died.
@MarcusRambles7 жыл бұрын
Holy shit, those first six minutes. My fucking sides are killing me.
@trueseraphim7 жыл бұрын
This game was ruined as soon as it became available. It was built up so big in my head for years.
@skyhope51057 жыл бұрын
You can't beat this game without a guide. Trust me this game is insanely hard.
@AlexOlinkiewicz7 жыл бұрын
You know next year will be the 25th Anniversary of the classic 3DO game Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, so when do we expect a remaster of that classic.
@RexcorJ7 жыл бұрын
Alex Olinkiewicz Dear lord, I actually want this in a fucked up way.
@TheCreaturesfan17 жыл бұрын
The real horror is the 2 minute late upload
@AntiNihilist7 жыл бұрын
This truly IS the Woolie Hole of video games
@tailedgates97 жыл бұрын
Pat's confusion in the beginning was pure bliss.
@oppaidragon22157 жыл бұрын
Best shitstorm episode so far with no contender full playthrough when?
@finalcrash2447 жыл бұрын
Dun dun dun...he wears his sunglasses at night, so he can so he can.
@hugehuman17 жыл бұрын
♪ ♪ _Billy come back_ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ _You can blame it all on me..._ ♪ ♪
@ValdorickObsidian7 жыл бұрын
Man, this prequel to the Deception franchise has a really convoluted 'plot'.
@junaidazam127 жыл бұрын
I really like that halfway through the playthrough Pat realised he was sounding like morty and decided to roll with it and pretend he was doing it on purpose .
@joeysingingchannel7 жыл бұрын
Pat raging at the controls is the best part of this Shitstorm so far.
@fudgegorilla7 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite flavour of shitty shitstorm games. pat getting weirdly excited for the single mechanic in a game as matt fumbles around.
@wizkid50007 жыл бұрын
*FULL LP! FULL LP!*
@gaminggoddess857 жыл бұрын
Pat's sort of disconcertingly into this.
@Nightweaver17 жыл бұрын
He likes to watch.
@luccagiovani7 жыл бұрын
Murder. He can't stop his murder boner.
@AJPwny7 жыл бұрын
I mean, he is pure evil. I mean, ginger.
@TheGoldenDunsparce7 жыл бұрын
Woah, Five Nights at Freddy's: Sister Location 2 looks amazing!
@VTown19897 жыл бұрын
What's with all the Gorilla like Noob-Saibots sneaking around the house?
@JoeCoolMaveric7 жыл бұрын
18:52 and 19:26 Pat is sliding back into his weird voice from the Nightmare Creatures 2 video where he yells "Fatality!"
@KapitanPazur17 жыл бұрын
THE HYPEST NIGHT TRAP GAMEPLAY ON KZbin !!!!
@healingv1sion7 жыл бұрын
I've been wanting this since Streetwise LP! FINALLY
@grit17 жыл бұрын
Pat's childlike glee at murder is amazing
@shiv2nite7 жыл бұрын
if you played this game in 92 as a kid, you wouldn't be such a hater. it was exciting and left a pretty major impression.
@MisterOfu7 жыл бұрын
It's always a joy to have Faytality Pat back.
@vohsbru32887 жыл бұрын
I was really worried about this year's Shitstorm, kind of started with low steam. But the classic energy is back with this one!!! :D
@aussie_danz81147 жыл бұрын
Love the new Shitstorm Intro animations .. Great job to those that did That :P
@EnriqueDelSuave7 жыл бұрын
Aww man i was thinking there might be a new intro like last year
@AbsoluteTravisT7 жыл бұрын
The funniest thing about Night Trap is that the learning curve of handling all the cameras and baddies is so unwieldy, most people doing 30 minute videos on this don't even get to the fact there's vampires in this plot.