Shitstorm VI - Resident Evil The Umbrella Chronicles

[@MaskedHeroLucky]

So THIS is why I heard angry screaming from the East the other night.

[@tristancase8720]

I can just see Pat sitting in a dark room, watching this, and seething with anger

[@juliotorrestrejo6806]

Tristan Case Pat is going full redheaded... furious

[@StopLizard]

Isn't that his default state?

[@Samm815]

I don't care about Resident Evil and this video is making me mad! Maybe it's the pettiness.

[@sokumotanaka9271]

Sooooo regular pat?

[@Firestar4041]

So like he normally is.

[@Blandco]

I am sure Pat will be happy that these two created such a insightful, well researched LP while he was stuck in Japan.

[@joeluiscortez3714]

Blandco like Jesus Christ i thought i was going crazy. Like thats none of the lore what are they talking about lol.

[@Cascascap]

/s

[@conorallen100]

I like how everything Matt says is just wrong enough to be both hilariously wrong but also not too wrong so you pause and think wait a sec.

[@mabyeful]

I like to imagine that they have Pat watching tied up and gagged in the corner, and he struggles harder every time they make an inconsistency. Which is weird, because I don't think he should be raging at all; it all seems right to me.

[@JeedyJay]

I think the first few minutes of this video constitute an attempt on Pat's life.

[@JeedyJay]

Okay, it's more than just a _few_ minutes of attempted thought-murder. I do hope Matt fucks up and accidentally says something correct, though.

[@Fr0stbite1801]

Remember when Chris Redfield helped Gordon Freeman defeat Liquid Snake to save the sunken city of Silent Hill? That was the best moment in Street Fighter.

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

My fav part was when Ocelot drove up then leapt off his motorcycle with the Master Sword in his mouth and sliced Frieza in half, saving the Mushroom Kingdom from the Metal Gears crawling out of the Dark Portal!

[@nathanpost8753]

Who is Zorldo? For 600

[@juliebradwell7435]

Beats my fanfiction

[@boxtank5288]

I legit am laughing at those rather bizarre scenes! Remember when Frieza went on and on about Asymmetry theory while the Shagohod was not only crashed into Hyrule Castle but surrounded by Stormtroopers?

[@ldmt1995]

No the best part of street fighter was when Geralt of rivia cut off nemesis head and used it to turn Wesker into stone then Chris proceeded to punch him into pebbles.

[@GrantBrownDog]

Pat: I'm going to stare at Japan up ahead by myself. But here, take this. Matt: What is it? Pat: It's a Woolie Tag in. I figured YOU, the master of not fucking up the Shitstorm schedule should take it. He was our old partner you know? Matt: Alright Pat. Don't Shcrew Up Again.

[@4thSurviver]

I hope's its not Woolie's chemicals.

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

4thSurviver you must drink Woolie's chemicals in order to summon grandma swamp himself.

[@deatheven13]

That was close ... You were almost a Shitstorm sandwich.

[@danielwitt1793]

GrantBrownDog He's REALLY powerful. Especially against living things.

[@fusionfountain]

WHAT IS IT

[@Arname63]

I think I can hear one Mr. Boivin foaming at the mouth uncontrollably from across the globe

[@Maioly]

he is not the only one

[@johntrains1317]

Dani Labrie across the veil lol

[@wertyio37]

This is a 30 minute shitpost.

[@YouW00t]

Man, it's so slow! They needed to make it faster!

[@Zer0BloodX]

I'm okay with this being the future of the shitposts

[@lastgengamers1137]

Gabriel, you shouldve played it at 1.5 speed. It wouldve been faster

[@kojinko]

Couple of Tyrants come in through the main door with the licker dogs.

[@YouSoSpice]

This game is a shitpost.

[@mizmimaroses]

I just finished RE1, so I knew they were joking throughout the video, but I kept forgetting from time to time and going "Wait, really?!" especially when they mentioned the Wesker vs Wesker knife fight. Like RE isn't above that.

[@deatheven13]

I know I had to stop and think for a moment because I didn't beat all of the chronicles or side games and though that was legit something they could have done. Would have been a fun rumor to start back in the day.

[@abramj.9413]

I feel lied to after years of Pat's false RE facts and propeganda. The true lore starts here.

[@s13gaming72]

I can't believe they didn't show the part where Chris and Jill summon Wesker to fight Goldman while Rebecca uses a keyboard to fight off the Emperor.

[@dantr14]

So Woolie killed Pat to take his place right? I mean he is even taking Pat's place in the shitstorm. What's next Woolie starts ranting about Persona and Monster Hunter?

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Plague Doctor D nah, Woolie is gonna start ranting about chemicals and shit.

[@ba1tcar.c0m]

no woolie is gonna start ranting about woolie talking about chemicals

[@DarkZholt]

Not having Pat around is the perfect opportunity to play a game he hates and talk shit about the games he likes

[@letthebasscannon223]

It's the chemicals fault.

[@dcung8833]

First persona, then the danganronpa

[@deathsheep]

I can hear Pat's teeth grinding all the way from Japan...

[@SharpestSniper99]

deathsheep and I can faintly hear matt's pants unzipping in the video

[@SteelBallRun1890]

Isn't this the game where Matt said the Umbrella files are hidden in like lightbulbs candles and other explodables? ...I don't know if that's the dumbest thing Umbrella did or the smartest.

[@Specterish]

Rohan Kishibe and 『Heaven's Door』 - I don't think anything Umbrella has ever done could be described as smart. They're basically a corporation of morons.

[@MantraMan2077]

The most dangerous thing alive is an extremley dumb smart person.

[@dcung8833]

They operated a city based on fucking puzzles

[@4thSurviver]

They tried to hide the criminal evidence rather then leave it out in the open like normal. So smarter than average but still horribly dumb.

[@MantraMan2077]

4thSurviver They tried to hide the evidence. - *_That's good_* They didn't try to destroy it thus ensuring they can't be incriminated. - *_That's bad_*

[@DuranMK2]

When Jill zaps a zombie at 7:10 I'm shocked Matt didn't talk about how that's the famous Zapping System of Resident Evil, and how much Pat hates it.

[@4thSurviver]

"Being armed to the teeth is classic resident evil style" REmake has Jill with a handgun, shotgun, assault shotgun, grenade launcher with 3 ammo types, stun guns, daggers, magnum, super magnum and a rocket launcher. So Matt is super correct here, he know his Resident Evil lore more than Pat.

[@boxtank5288]

4thSurviver Chris is the one who is more accurate today survival horror experience in the first game AND REmake...that is hillarious.

[@li-limandragon9287]

Jill just starts the game with a pistol and knife, whatcha talking about?

[@Thebossstage1]

@@li-limandragon9287 No. She starts with a rocket launcher

[@UCannotDefeatMyShmeat]

It’s crazy that Chris only retroactively got put into the first game

[@justwungo]

I feel like a Resident Evil scholar now. I even know Barry's favourite catchphrase, "What're you buyin'?"

[@clockworkNate]

Hehe hehe stranger. 😂

[@thepickles8833]

I don't really know what to write today. Worked for 12 hours, so I'm pretty fried. Here's a quoted tweet from Woolie today that scared me enough for one day: *_"I'm not saying you're a shitty parent for tossing your toddler an iPad & a preggo Elsa Spiderman finger family playlist - no wait, yes I am."_* - _Woolie Madden_

[@Samm815]

Waht...?

[@trappedbaron]

He's not wrong though.

[@stormbender528]

Actually my kid watches playdoh surprise toy reveal finger family videos......

[@TheGoldenDunsparce]

The fuck is a "preggo Elsa Spiderman finger family playlist"?!?

[@thepickles8833]

TheGoldenDunsparce -- as far as I know, it's the anti-life equation.

[@TheStrxggler]

Ah. The True RE Experience.

[@TheManiacKing]

Pat must be fucking livid right now.

[@JeedyJay]

Blood is shooting out of his ears, and he doesn't know why... but he _does_ know who is to blame.

[@magickoopa24]

I love that, at 20:20, you can see Woolie crack up in real time by watching the wiipointer. Thank you, lore keepers.

[@MrIronWar]

This the best adaptation of house of the dead ever.

[@joeysingingchannel]

They really need to make a version of this for Silent Hill. With remixes of Yamaoka's music, of course. That shit was too slow and talk about depressing!

[@arbyw.1889]

EloquentTiger, what you seek already exists. Look up Silent Hill: The Arcade

[@Fjarhultian]

You ever see one of those couples that just have a shared healthbar in public?

[@MakiKuronami]

BAT SPOOKS ARE FUCKING EVERYWHERE FOR SOME REASON- WOOLIE?! SPOOKY SUPERNATURAL TRIVIA: Spring-heeled Jack is the name of a creature in English folklore, originating from the Victorian era. He had the general appearance of looking spooky, having spooky claw hands, spooky fiery red eyes, spooky cloak, spooky helmet and spooky white garment. He basically looks like Ol' Nick. He can also breath blue or white fire. He might as well be a dragon bat creature thing. His existence basically influenced a good chunk of Victorian society at that time. He was basically England's bogeyman. Jack's origins can be traced back to sightings of ghosts in London back in the 19th century. These stories eventually evolved into the first sighting of Spring-heeled Jack, culminating in his debut episode in 1837. One of the earliest accounts about him involves a businessman heading home late at night getting spooked when fucking Jack does the Prince of Persia thing and leaps over the fences of a Cemetary right in front of him. No harm was done on the businessman because apparently that's not the type of prey Jack wants. Jack likes girls. October 1837, Mary Stevens was doing her thing when Jack jumps out and does the Jack thing. By Jack thing I mean sexual assault. This includes kissing her face, ripping her clothes and basically creepy fucked up shit. Mary Stevens channels her inner banshee and screams for help and Jack got spooked and ran away. February 19, 1838, Jane Alsop was also doing her thing at home when a police officer knocked on her door to warn her that Spring-heeled Jack was on the hunt and to told her to bring out a light. She got a candle and noticed the police officer had a cloak. Which he threw off. Jack says hi. What follows are a set of slasher shenanigans that ended with Jane nearly getting ripped to pieces. She was rescued by her sister before shit got fatal. Jane only sustained injuries on her neck, and arms. February 28, 1838, Lucy Scales and her sister were coming home from their brothers house, who was a butcher. (I dunno how that's relevant) As they were passing Green Dragon alley, A dude in a cloak was there. Jack proceeded to breath fire on Lucy's face and blinded her, triggering violent fits that continued for several hours. Jack, being a dick just walked away while Lucy's brother did the hero thing and checked what the fuck was screaming their face off. Her sister did the sister thing and just comforted Lucy. There's a lot more to cover but these are the earliest ones. His last known sighting was on 1904, where he was seen in Williams Henry Street. Just like Jack the Ripper, he disappeared afterwards. 4 DA̵̸̝͜Y̨S R̡͜EM̶̨͘͝͝A̶͠I̸͢N̨͠

[@janeyrattray544]

Maki Kuronami dude you type all these up before the month started and dump them in a pastebin?

[@thepickles8833]

Thank goodness Shadow Man prevented Jack's *Great Dark Engine* powered by souls of equal hue.

[@MakiKuronami]

hamish rattray Half correct. I actually do these on the fly then backlog like a few days in advance. In notepad. At night. Because I'm a lazy bum in the morning. I occasionally took some requests but that's done for the Shitstorm since I've got all the spooks up until the final video.

[@janeyrattray544]

Maki Kuronami kool

[@MantraMan2077]

... Real bad time to be an Englishman called Jack right now. On a side note he is also Low-key one of the best characters in the Skullduggery Pleasent book series. Because god _damn_ is that series amazing.

[@Tearonex]

A Shitstorm to truly piss off Pat and RE fans everywhere!

[@everettvonscott]

Or just bore them too.

[@ShelCorporation]

Tearonex A shitstorm to surpass metal gear.

[@iller3]

MOAR!!!

[@Micawber91]

I can imagine Pat ripping his hair out watching this! Fighting those dogs saying "I believe that enemy is called The Licker" holy shit, too good!

[@iliketehfair]

As someone that knows nothing about the Resident Evil series, some of the lore Matt and Woolie are dropping sounds like they are either making it up or that Resident Evil is way weirder than I thought it was.

[@fallouthirteen]

At 5 minutes so far and about 95% of what they said is them bullshitting around.

[@averagecat5968]

Pieisdelish1 naw don't listen to fallout everything Matt is saying is 100% canon more about R.E.

[@Ranryu692]

Please make Pat watch this with a facecam on so we can watch him fume and rage

[@dj724]

10:48 Wesker clones you say? Netflix listened

[@JimTheBananaBoy]

Oh god you’re right

[@siriusleelost377]

What better game for Woolie to slime his way in the Shitstorm then a game where the antagonist are results of bio-CHEMICAL mutations!

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Ah yes Wesker's faithful partner, best friend and true love: Wesker.

[@Ideashark]

I feel like when they were recoding this, Pat was becoming increasingly angry in Japan without knowing why.

[@benzzodude]

I actually can’t cope with Matt and Woolie purposely getting almost every detail about the lore/canon wrong. It’s so triggering lol

[@crazyj10agains]

Woolie is trying to boil our chemicals.

[@yakumoyomi5765]

Complete. Global. Saturation... ... *BEECHU* *APP!*

[@FlameOfUdun96]

This game doesn’t seem that bad tbh, it’s just House of the Dead with a Resi skin. Now Resident Evil Survivor for the PS1 on the other hand...

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

Flame of Udun This game is allright, the headshot/critical-hit system was pretty cool. I think I went as far as S-ranking everything in this. The nonsense re-imagining of RE3 kinda really pissed me off though

[@MantraMan2077]

Pat had enough hatred in him it made it seem like the majority hated it. Because "NUURR MUH TANK CONTROLS!"

[@dcung8833]

Bad voice acting too, you were almost a jipple sandwich!

[@GohanEgret]

Two things: 1. I own and beat that game *without* a light gun. 2. There's a SEQUEL to it.

[@lordkimbo]

Be glad you americans didn't get that god awful first person shooter nemesis game.

[@R0B1NG5]

I love that classic sentence when you start a new game. "Enter the light gun shooting". Coined the name of a whole genre.

[@lpenrike]

wow, we finally get pats favorite game in the shitstorm and hes not playing it

[@OutpostConcord]

All I want is to know how angry Pat will be because this is the biggest and greatest troll episode at his expense I have ever seen... Can't wait for the podcast!

[@thomaslocke5626]

Matt, picking this game: Pat is gonna be so mad when I make him play this. Matt, when Pat physically can't play the game: I still need to make Pat furious somehow

[@auringtail]

I am so disappointed Pat isn't in this one just for his reactions to this game that would've been gold....man.

[@AstralMuffin105]

All that wasted ammo and those intentionally wrong facts nearly gave me conniptions. I can only hope Pat saw this and tears into them for it on the podcast.

[@HellfireComms]

Never before have I seen a team mate shat on like here. You didn't just throw him under the bus - you threw him under and then tombstoned another bus on top of the first one!

[@HellfireComms]

Just finished. Might be one of the best 2BFP videos ever tbh

[@0rriAndroid]

I actually have trouble figuring out where all the hate comes from

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Richter The D the arcade style I suppose, but then again darkside chronicles is far better.

[@Sanodi21]

I don't either? I took it for what it was; an on the rail shooters a la House of the Dead. Was nice to have on the Wii.

[@0rriAndroid]

Yes, it is

[@AshGreytree]

Richter The D I remember it was either on a podcast or in an LP. Matt was talking about how Resident Evil 4 sold a whole ton on Wii, and said that instead of making a full Resident Evil game using that control scheme, they released these light gun shooters instead. The hate seems to be about wasted potential.

[@thelaughingrouge]

The second one was a lot better but they both were pretty fun.

[@TheFuryHasCome]

On the 27th night of Shitstorm The Best Friends gave to me: 27 Evil Residents 26 Necronomicons 25 Silent and Rusty Woolie Holes 24 Quiet Mountains 23 Silent Health Drinks 22 Plate Throwing Hannya Boys 21 Not So Sexy Sitters 20 Creepy Shadow Childs 19 Babadook Capra Demons 18 Krueger Rival Battles 17 Huge Fucking Mansions 16 Holy shit! What the fuck is that?! 15 Breaking Bad Box Cutters 14 Not so Sweet Homes 13 Home Alone Witch Traps 12 RPGMaker Games 11 Completely Expendable People 10 Evil Hobo Parks 9 Bloody Hall Passes 8 Stained Records 7 Cute Cannibals 6 Little Nightmares 5 Craft Mechanics 4 Evil Dead Trees 3 Insane Seizures 2 Big Dumb Cowards and a Blind Woman yelling help me!

[@tendergaming9400]

The most terrifying thing in this game is Pat's rage meter

[@sweepingtime]

Thanks to this video, I now know everything there is to know about Resident Biohazard Chronicles lore.

[@deatheven13]

Now your ready to take that knowledge to the book series ^_^

[@Frellyouall]

Bonus video: Pat watching this.

[@Imasuky]

A world record 100% completion speed run, the kind of quality I've come to expect from the Zaibatsu. All thanks to the power of chemicals.

[@ARB1452]

Hearing the laugh Woolie charged up for literally 20 minutes was just beautiful

[@SoggyMicrowaveNugget]

5 years later and the commentary on how people enjoy media is even more accurate.

[@davidblack6365]

It's like they're going out of their way to piss off fanboys and I absolutely love it.

[@LV99MasterMonk]

Man, I can just fell Pat writhing as Matt purposefully messes up the RE lore. Can this please be the rest of the Shitstorm?

[@Pandora234able]

LV99MasterMonk NO.

[@DonChalant]

Please no, its not funny.

[@DonChalant]

Thats an understatement

[@IconicBoar097]

YEYEYEYEYE

[@EdgeO419]

Both Pat and Matt's seething hatred of code veronica makes no sense anyway. It does way more for the story the 3 of even 4 did but they treat those games like they are godlike

[@emerl298]

Ah, one of the best parts of the Wii: playing arcade style rail shooters. I loved playing this, Darkside Chronicles, House of the Dead and Sin and Punishment. Made me feel like a kid again.

[@deatheven13]

Even Dragonquest got in on the action. Rail sword slashing game. A genre I didn't even know I needed in my life.

[@JasynSuin]

Man, there is so much I didn't know about Resident Evil. Thanks for the lesson, Matt and Woolie!

[@kensta911]

This video triggers me so much... And they know it!

[@johnoneil9188]

Of course! Who could ever forget the iconic scene of Wesker dual wielding automatic shotgun and pistol while mowing down enemies?

[@ash2crimson968]

I can't believe they made this video just to troll pat i thought the shitstorm was about shitting on woolie.

[@Pragabond]

Best part of this video is definitely when Woolie finally breaks and just dies laughing. Right there with you, Wools. Right there with you.

[@spengebabswagpants6768]

Could we have done that with one grenade capcom? Nemesis goes down in one grenade in re3 remake.

[@Lunar_Sovereign]

Top notch commentary. I learned SO MUCH about resident evil. If the rest of the series is as good as this game looks I'll have to give it a look.

[@Kiyosuki]

I can practically hear Pat screaming on that plane back from Japan at Matt and Woolie's "interpreting" of the RE story lol

[@TheOnlyRise]

I think this episode specifically is a sick joke by Matt and Woolie to let Pat experience his own personal shitstorm - people being wrong about and also shitting all over Resident Evil.

[@Beeturle]

Now this is a true horror experience.

[@DeadwardDiesinger]

I had no idea there was so much hidden lore! thank you matt and woolie for sharing your accurate factoids of the expanded resident evil cinematic universe indie netflix startup

[@nenshoufox]

I can hear Pat screaming in the distance about how wrong they are. Sounds like TANK CONTROLS ARE THE BEST YOU F*CKERS!

[@tallcans4tallmans281]

I'm really glad someone had the idea to just condense the best parts of the series down to the core run and gun mechanics, without all the boring story and plot getting in the way of grenade spamming your way through the zombos

[@Zachhemoglobin]

10:52 Venom Wesker, A man stripped of his plot potential

[@Shinkada]

Apparently when Pat went to Japan he left 「CRAZY TALK」 in Canada. I guess Matt and Woolie found it, huh? Really though this is a wonderful tribute to Pat being wrong all of the time every time and I think he'll be very happy when he sees it and realizes how much his good friends miss and appreciate him. VERY. HAPPY.

[@Snowi3a11]

30min is really asking a lot from your audience...couldn't have cut it down for us busy folk who don't have time for all this fat? I need to get to the MEAT right NOW. 5min would have been MUCH more enjoyable and respectable.

[@Snowi3a11]

WrathOfAGameJunki Did....did you miss the joke or did you just not watch the video?

[@Atlanti97]

Psh they don't have time to watch the video.

[@redzeppelin6]

5min? They should have just made it a vine. 7 seconds is all I have.

[@SunfishV]

I love how intentional this commentary is, you guys are just the best!

[@dreziv]

It's funny that Matt would rib this game for not being as long as the games it's a spin-off from, but refuses to beat Nier: Automata because, y'know what? I'm okay with just getting ending A, I'm sure the other ones aren't important.

[@lilwyvern4]

Gosh, there was so much interesting and totally 100% accurate lore delivered here. Thanks for the educational trip and I'm sorry it had to be such a slog.

[@Jasper_Silva]

Pat sounds more white ever since he came from Japan!

[@TheCthultist]

This is the single greatest episode of any shitstorm ever.

[@Xenochrist]

Fuck Nier. This is Cavia's TRUE masterpiece.

[@Samm815]

As the Dark Neo-Id once said: "Fucked Cavia"

[@Tamacat388]

Oh wow holy shit. I forgot that this is from the people that would bring us fucking Nier.

[@Shinkada]

I absolutely forgot this was Cavia, lmao.

[@gaminggoddess85]

They also brought us the other other other other RE game that takes place on a boat, starring a Cajun hick, not-Ada and Sephiroth who turns into a Tyrant with lightning titties.

[@Tamacat388]

gaminggoddess85 I remember when I went to Gamestop to buy REmake for the Gamecube and guy at the counter got all excited telling me "Yo, this game is good but the absolute best and scariest RE is Dead Aim!" From that day forth I knew Gamestop was not to be trusted.

[@TheBigShotTMD]

Matt's incredibly insightful commentary was GLORIOUS

[@megamonmon]

#ThiccBoivin Never forget

[@crazyj10agains]

This entire episode was specifically designed to rustle Pat's chemicals.

[@joshuaodom8043]

This is just troll Pat the video. Not gonna lie gets a little under my skin too. :)

[@Hero1922]

your recollection of the canon of resident evil was hilarious and painful, keep up the good work guys XD

[@bravo075]

You have to know a lot about RE lore in order to get specific things wrong enough to piss off fan boys.

[@SWad250]

I was about to question how much it pained Pat to play this, and then the Woolie swerve hit us.

[@roflcopter_launchpad1116]

N-Nani? Woolie's on Shitstorm? Masaka! I don't believe it!

[@rogerbabin8175]

I never fully appreciated why this game was made until now. Thanks to its immense popularity within the hardcore RE fanbase it was successful enough to spawn a sequel.

[@user-ue8il6jx3b]

New tech acquired: Fake Lore - When activated, this ability works as a counter to Crazy Talk by turning the opponent into a piss babby. Level 1: If activated more than once the opponent gains stacks of salt. Level 2: Gain the ability to apply a lingering debuff when use Fake Lore. Level 3: You gain the ability to trigger dormant stacks of salt in the opponent that were created upon the first use of Fake Lore, has no constraints on how much time has passed since then. Level 4: There is a 4% chance that your opponent will at random re trigger the salt on their own, and revert back to piss babby form. If opponent has racial ability: Dwarven Butt-hurt or the permanent debuff: Gingerfication they lose the ability to form words.

[@DaBoweh]

Only RE game I ever played through was 5 because a friend wanted a co-op partner, so I can pretty definitively say that every word in this video is more accurate than anything Pat has ever said about RE.

[@NeutralNinetails]

Look at matt, pretending he hasn't been talking mad shit about woolie for a month straight.

[@KeroKaminaX]

Matt & Woolie get everything wrong: on-purpose specifically to piss off pat edition

[@4Wilko]

I always though DC Douglas saying "zombays" in his sort of Richard Waugh impression for Umbrella Chronicles was hilarious. Then RE 5 onwards Wesker was amazing. I also thought it was hilarious how they posed the REmake Jill and Chris models like they were trying to imitate RE 4 Leon in the promotional art.

[@JeedyJay]

He has always known _exactly_ how seriously to take Resident Evil.

[@Samm815]

DC Douglas is a hero Resident Evil needed. Shame he's dead.

[@TheMaestroMizerous]

He started from the bottom, and now he's here...

[@TheMaestroMizerous]

He started from the bottom, and now he's here...

[@Moonguided]

RE5 onwards? Have a seat, son. There's something I need to tell you.

[@TheKrawtch]

If you've never played a Resident Evil and want learn about it and get into the story, then *YES, you can start with this video*

[@kowslayer3]

20:25 That moment when Woolie fucking loses it.

[@DoctorNerdly]

It's great that they were able to go back and achieve Mikami's dream of making a game almost as good as House of the Dead.

[@BravestCoward]

All the wrong things they say on purpose are very similar to things Pat would say by accident.

[@Allcoolnamesbetook]

I love this. Matt and Woolie just shitting all over Pat and his love for dumb tank controlled horror. "Yeah but when you enter a new area you still walk forward with the same control stick direction from the previous area and" Shut up Pat, nobody cares. Sit down.

[@crustomer5942]

i thought i was a big fan of resi but these guys know so much more than me

[@analothor]

*calls cerberous lickers *calls lickers lurkers You guys are experts at pissing me off

[@AnythingisBetterThanStarfield]

I looked too fast and thought they were playing that trash Umbrella Corps lol

[@4thSurviver]

They did it as a one off around when it came out.

[@AnythingisBetterThanStarfield]

4thSurviver ohh I know, I just thought they were doing it again for the Shitstorm

[@4Wilko]

Matt grabbing the mouse while Pat was fumbling with the gamepad and playing "coop" was hilarious.

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Patrick is stuck in a country where everyone is still taller than him and Matt had to drag Woolie out of his wet hole to play a wii arcade shooter.