Shitstorm VI - Silent Hill (Part 2/3)

[@ohuckabee]

I used to think it was really funny how they constantly shit-talk Woolie during Shitstorms, but then I realized that my amusement was really just chemicals in my brain.

[@DR3DLIN]

Then you realised that the realisation was just more chemicals in your brain.

[@FreekinEkin2]

Can someone explain what Woolie said about chemicals cause this joke is baffling to me, yet I still laugh my ass off.

[@coolguyman16]

Apparently Woolie once said that love wasn't real, "it's just chemicals in your brain." Sure he's technically right, still doesn't make him any less of an edge-lord jackass

[@FreekinEkin2]

But he literally contradicted himself. The chemicals in his brain are real, so love is real too... also love is wrapped in tonnes of social constructs and psychosexual developmental processes... so saying it is JUST chemical reduces it to its current material existence and ignores all the other processes (social, psychological, historical, cultural) that have gone into its creation. I'm not tryna sound smart, but I feel the need to say this because Woolie sounds like a Rick & Morty copypasta.

[@MisterOfu]

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Woolie.

[@brashtakks7473]

Shitstorm VI... Even if you weren't a full LP... You made me happy.

[@KINGGEORGEIO]

brashTakks this is the best comment

[@kyubeats124]

They ended up doing a full let’s play of this game

[@SteelBallRun1890]

In my restless dreams, I see that full LP, Silent Hill.

[@0rriAndroid]

You promised you'd play the whole thing in front me, Pat. But you never did

[@thepickles8833]

Well... we're watching it now.... in this shitty place.... waiting for it.

[@cryptods137]

In the mist, in the darkness, it's there. Waiting. Watching. Just out of reach.

[@DragonfameDracas]

In my most terrible dreams the full LP is for Silent Hills.

[@BreadandFaxes]

Why, you...you...FARTFACE!

[@0rriAndroid]

Can't wait 'til we get to the school and Harry gets to scream at the child monsters that it's not a tumor

[@222CBK222]

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

[@Corrector1]

That's an outdated gender stereotype, and I'm offended that you would enforce it.

[@thepickles8833]

"Our mom says..that our dad is..a real sex machine." [in Stereo]

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Shuuuuuud uuuuuuup! Shut up Shut up!

[@EvtheNev]

But the real question is Who are they're Daddys, and what do they do??

[@CyricZ]

Wow I'm surprised Matt didn't comment on the whole "Heather mixing chemicals and freaking out" that totally floored him in SH3.

[@MChill]

His laughter still echoes in my heart...Just like Woolie's Parasite Eve laugh.

[@tailedgates9]

9:32 That part was kind of like that. XD

[@timyac]

One of my favorite TBFP moments

[@DevonPalmer98]

What if the real shitstorm is the friends we made along the way

[@dinsting]

When you think about it... this truly was: The Shitstorm VI.

[@zomg1337h4x]

We truly are the Silent Hill.

[@Scrofar]

Or the ones we lost . . . ?

[@joedatius]

Franbow is in our hearts

[@Dessarius]

There was a shitstorm here... It's gone now. BREAKING NEWS: There won't be a Shitstorm VII.

[@KraftLawrence1]

Back when this first came out it was ABSOLUTELY fucking terrifying, just, it pushed the limits of what was creepy in video games.

[@chosebine2169]

that baby shadow-ghost is the most adorable thing ever it even make tiny puppy noises!

[@kestral63]

Pat has forgotten its official name is the Larval Stalker, the cutest horrible baby monster ever.

[@mastermarkus5307]

It's interesting that he kind of remembered that they "turn into" other monsters. They're the baby version of the Stalkers that show up way later in the game.

[@TheTygre]

That's why William has to lead them back to a shrine.

[@mikekazz5353]

One of them is named Turok.

[@4Wilko]

"I'm gonna stomp you little kids!" Isaac?

[@thepickles8833]

Isaac: _"just like Harry Mason woulda done..!"_

[@LordQuadros]

"Kids are cruel, Harry... and I'm very in touch with my inner child."

[@thomasderosso5625]

"You see these tiny legs? These were meant for scaring people, not for cardio!" It's good to see Pat accepting the truth about himself.

[@doublebassman123]

The colour of the bird corresponds with the colour of the keys(black and white). Also it says "silent birds" so the broken keys are the only ones pressed. What key should be pressed is based on the description of each coloured bird's action in the poem's story. For example, one section of the poem says that a black bird sits to rest right next to a white bird so you recognise that the two closest white and black keys fall into that order in the pattern sequence.

[@BamfIamone]

Weeaboocrusher fuck that noise

[@Pompadour_Pug]

Yeah it's one of my favourite puzzles in gaming because it's weirdly subtle.

[@Griff48432]

I'm surprised that Pat, being the SH buff he is, didn't ever try to look up the explanation for the puzzle solution. I thought I would have some kind of unfair advantage as a music major, but it stumped me as well

[@MetalHeadMat666]

In my grade school we used to wait until a certain time of the year, when the janitor would throw all the balls down hours after school ended.

[@GrantBrownDog]

Remember how the Silent HIll movie turned Dahlia Gillespie, one of the most evil characters in Silent Hill history who tried to sacrifice her own daughter to bring forth a dark god, into a grieving mother who was just a victim? People raised a stink about Pyramid Head in that movie, but not enough about that.

[@thepickles8833]

I'm okay with a few changes, especially since a movie can only do so much in 90 minutes.

[@GrantBrownDog]

Some changes sure, but not to a villain that drastically. It's like if there was a Bioshock movie and Fontaine wasn't actually evil, and was sad that you had to kill Andrew Ryan.

[@gaminggoddess85]

Nevermind how the second SH movie turned Claudia into Voldo for a few minutes. Or made Vincent Heather's love interest. Or killed off Douglas.

[@chiyo-chanholocaust8143]

GrantBrownDog - To be fair that church lady whatever her name was was fully given the role and actions of Dahlia (I actually had to struggle to even remeber that was not Dahlia) what really sucks about the SH movies is the complete lack of subtetly the games are known about, everything has to flat out be explained like they don't trust the viewers intelligence to get it on our own (And to me Cheryl screaming SILENT HILLLLLLL at the top of her lungs is the cringiest part)

[@GrantBrownDog]

Yeah exactly, they didn't even need the church lady whose name I can't even remember when Dahlia was right there the whole time. But you're right about the non subtle stuff. Another thing is that they had Sean Bean in two horror movies and he survived, which seems wrong somehow.

[@Mjalthouse]

You guys are at your best playing Silent Hill games. I still go back to your Downcoming playthroughs.

[@shimotuazuma9485]

We were all downcoming back then

[@LittleMountain90]

The real horror of the shitstorm is that this isn't a full LP.

[@MaelRadec42]

But then you realize that they are actually playing through the game further

[@loarfy]

People keep asking for a full LP, but this IS the full LP. Part 3 is just gonna be 10 hours long, is all

[@MalisinECila]

*THOSE SHADOW BABIES ARE SO FREAKIN' CUTE!!*

[@YouSoSpice]

Makin' your dreams come true!

[@y4oihands]

If you encounter one with really low health, they'll kill you from a hearth attack

[@YouSoSpice]

Ah yes, the hearth attack, when shadow baby fetus throws hot rocks at you.

[@MalisinECila]

What an adorable way to die.

[@mikekazz5353]

One of them is named Turok.

[@LieseFury]

Comedy according to Matt: -"crotchal region" -Punisher -finishing others' sentences

[@SamSphinx]

Aaand that's why Castle Super Beast stands tall.

[@blah3189]

Fart gas

[@FlameOfUdun96]

Friendly reminder that one of the Silent Hill movies contains a pop-tart jumpscare.... *A POP-TART JUMPSCARE* Also Jon Snow was in that one for some reason

[@thepickles8833]

and one of them contains a fight between Cloud and Sephiroth. Am I joking? What if I said No ?

[@0rriAndroid]

Let's pretend that shitnever happened

[@thepickles8833]

Jon Snow and his infinite layers of coats... "winter is coming..."

[@flutterrussia765]

Jordan Underneath

[@MultiSharpboy]

So was Sean Bean

[@TasTheWatcher]

Our house in the middle of our house Our house In the middle of our house

[@brainflash1]

When people ask Pat "Is this the hill you want to die on?" he replies, "Sure, if it's a Silent Hill."

[@KEC2]

**I move away from the mic to look up puzzle answers

[@Atlittle104]

I forgot to say this in the last video but like after the cop lady gives Harry the gun (and tells him to be careful with it), not 10 seconds after she leaves you have to shoot a terodactyl. I imagine she's like half way down the block and just hears Harry going nuts with the gun and does a big sigh.

[@MrStatistx]

Atlittle104 or *checks if loaded while wiggling it in front of her face* right after she says "don't blast me by accident". As someone who did sports shooting that is a big red flag for me

[@Atlittle104]

yeah I stopped giving a crap about like gun safety in video games a long time ago because if I got triggered every time a character pointed a gun at someone or swung them around while talking with their finger on the trigger i'd have like an autistic shit-fit.

[@thelaughingrouge]

Guys, a full LP of this and Evil Within 2 could kick start a new golden age on this channel!

[@thepickles8833]

thelaughingrouge As long as our KZbin Overloads deem it worthy.....

[@danhectic5629]

replaying this for Halloweentime... that dang piano! i thought the dumb pelican went farther to the right cause that's where the food was.

[@mechakinggidora]

There's something that takes away from the spooky baby monsters when you can just shoot them to death.

[@bloodyangel1]

157 shots, more than enough to kill anything that moves.

[@FlameOfUdun96]

NO BILLY DESCRIPTION???? *PANIC MODE ENGAGED*

[@222CBK222]

*Nuni!?*

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Flame of Udun BILLY! WHERE HAVE YOU GONE! YAMMMEEEERRROOOO!!!!!

[@crazyinsane500]

Billy's probably just hanging at his nighttime establishment he owns: The Billy Club.

[@mikekazz5353]

I'm a little worried, is he caught in a dream, is he still in a dream? Snake eater

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

Mike Kazz someday, he'll feed, tree frog....

[@gruknarorcishwar-yerhereto8489]

Looking back at this LP and remembering my own play through I don’t even remember how I got past the piano

[@aptspire]

23:15 like Matt said: white bird = white keys, black birds = black keys, then you check if they fly high (high note, further right), or low (low note, further left), and next to what bird, or key, they are. Simple. (No I didn't read a guide/play it myself, it's fairly standard SH puzzle fair)

[@arliceyoung1043]

I love walking around the places listening to silent hill soundtracks.

[@wsx913]

I'm now going to live my life on the Silent Hill 2 soundtrack. Thanks pat.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Who would of thought yoshikage kira was raised in silent hill and made hand sculptures as a kid

[@bangarang3810]

I remember figuring out the piano puzzle with my cousin. The order in which birds land next to each other and their relative positioning to each other in the poem was how I remember solving it.

[@thepickles8833]

_We now return to _*_"No FULL LP for you!"_*

[@FlameOfUdun96]

My favorite Seinfeld episode

[@0rriAndroid]

Is Pat the soup nazi?

[@brian.jrmontoya3227]

The Pickles We'll get that LP, sooner or later.

[@Samm815]

"Not yet"

[@KoyaMusa]

Close, Pat would be the LP nazi. Think about it, out of many games suggested to him, he'll say something dismissing the idea quickly like "Its LP poison". Which while I agree with some games its also cause he's a coward.

[@taumpytears]

3:20 Those are actually names of members from the band Sonic Youth.

[@jackoroKEY]

Pat wasting full meds on yellow health, please stop, i'm dying inside

[@Corrector1]

I just realized something. The grey children are literally anklebiters.

[@Hejeval]

Corrector1 Nah, they try to suck Harry's dick.

[@Essrayle]

More stab in the crotch. Violent anti-pleasure beasts.

[@fordaqueen777]

Full Kindergarten cop LP !

[@G00B4LIFE]

I think this might be the best year of the shitstorm you've done. You've reached happy medium between how long and how many games you play through the month

[@goodvillain1015]

Have you seen a little girl? Short, black hair, turned seven last month.

[@thepickles8833]

That short, black haired girl's not real, she's just chemicals in your brain, Harry

[@nickjohnson2968]

Now that this is a full LP I've come back to watch these

[@mrgoodkat6068]

yepp

[@RJN9008]

It's rare that a game looks better than you remember.

[@mastermarkus5307]

It has really nice lighting and textures for a PS1 game.

[@christiancristof491]

True.

[@momoandmiz]

"equivalent exchange" "my mom is really sick" come on man, too soon

[@EstukoV]

No description? Billy, you there? You didn't go to a town called Silent Hill did you? Are we going to have to dedicate an entire arc just to save you?

[@lilstinker1949]

“A list of a bunch of authors” Or ya know, the members of sonic youth.

[@222CBK222]

No Pat, you're wrong.

[@magnettoa]

No one of consequence must be the work of his Stand

[@GreedAndSelfishness]

27:00 I always thought that place to be the bomb shelter of the school. Those are empty food cans.And thats why you hear the sirens.

[@Raithatronic]

The offset bars as the background makes me want to scream.

[@CosmicWaltz7]

"I have never understood this puzzle. I don't even know what it wants. I don't know how music works." The piano puzzle has nothing to do with music. The poem is "Birds Without A Voice", and is about white and black birds. "Without A Voice" means they're the broken keys that don't play a note, and the rest is just following the order in the poem.

[@Obiwan1994Kenobi-iv4jf]

I love how these guys know what they're doing, but talk so nonchalantly about it.

[@Shin27ecstasy]

I remember sometimes at our school the Janitor would actually throw down all the roofed balls, it was the best day ever.

[@animateacumen9396]

Good news baby Matt, you'll never have to touch book of memories

[@Griffin1171-love-you-all]

They mentioned a full lp of a spooky game on the friendcast. Fingers crossed...

[@thepickles8833]

Yeah..... never mind this shit... here's comes a Countdown Vampires LP

[@dinsting]

Please do the full LP... Billy would have wanted it that way... (crosses himself) R.I.P.

[@gruenenator]

Someone, please animate the Silent Hill Monsters Cardio routine. The audio is begging to be animated.

[@kenwynnelson6340]

Handgun bullets in a classroom? What an eerie look into the future.

[@DiscordOfDave]

Harry: "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?" Triangle Girl: "Who the FUCK do you think he is!?"

[@animateacumen9396]

I'm shocked Invisibleb kid didnt come up again in this part of the playthrough.

[@jorgamund07]

I think I can predict the final twist: The intro was by Billy, and all the descriptions were by VoltaBass.

[@baffled_clam]

jorgamund07 SPOILERS

[@aptspire]

Pyramid Head senpai waits for you on the roof to hit you with that love confession (and Great Knife, should you reject him)

[@shadows-sweet-embrace]

I'd fuck Pyramid Head.

[@kristoferkeck391]

“It’s unlocked” Pat doesn’t go through door “Reading, is for losers”

[@jessejace]

Midwich Elementary School, despite supposedly being in the US, is probably modeled after a Japanese elementary school, which is why it's so huge. Population density, etc. etc. Same explanation is probable for the presence of "health drinks" (which, were the game to come out this year, would almost certainly have been translated to "energy drinks"). They were ubiquitous in Japan in 1999, but not yet stateside.

[@wasabikicks3294]

2:37 "Its written in Blood" I hope this is not Chris' Blood.

[@DarknessViper99]

"You're gonna go eat some crack." "Yeah…is that how you do crack?" Pat, you're Mr. Crackmaster Xtreme, consider me shocked.

[@-Gurza-]

20:35 That flaccid "uh.." is so perfect.

[@Iife]

2:41 - 2:51 Matt's unintentional bars 🔥🔥🔥

[@Raphie009]

Pat, I'm 100% with you on this. I STILL don't understand what the hell this puzzle was and I imagine it straight up stopped many playthroughs back in '99.

[@Rebazar]

Playing this game alone in the dark at 3 AM and going in that bathroom was a... memorable experience.

[@SuperSymn]

I'll just assume that part 3/3 is gonna be 6 hours long

[@Tyizera]

I live in the town where Kindergarten Cop was filmed and I just think that you guys should know that there are actually other movies that were also filmed in the town! The ones that I can recall off the top of my head (basically the ones that are constantly bragged about here) would be the Goonies, Free WIlly, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (the 3rd one with the samurai) and the Ring Two. So basically all of these movies could be in the same universe??? Like Arnold is undercover and ends up releasing Willy with the help of the "Goon Docks" or whatevs. One-Eyed WIlly's treasure ends up being Samara's cursed tape and they all watch it and wind up going into the well and when they climb out they end up in feudal Japan because ninja turtles?????

[@DarknessViper99]

I remember that my dad was at the mall on the very day that Kindergarten Cop was filming that beginning scene, so that's pretty neat. And I have a great-uncle who did sound design for Demolition Man. It sure is nice to live in Cali.

[@thepickles8833]

Anything involved with the making to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 3 is truly cursed.

[@pwnjones]

That Turok Shadow Baby™ scared the everloving SHIT out of me and my friends back in the day.

[@InVinoVeratas]

@5;49 I’m disappointed Matt didn’t do his typical “Muppet babies, makin Dreams come true” whenever he hears the word “baby”.

[@ggdouble98]

Silent Hill? More like Billy took a Silent Pill.

[@TheKrawtch]

Silent Bill(y)

[@slowfuse]

Sounds like the start of a school day...got me.

[@unimpressedCalico]

I waited all day today since part 1 came out and now I'm here! Yes!

[@Synbiosis]

Harry is the stork every parent needs.

[@Blunderbuss09]

Honestly I find creepy but harmless creatures like the shadow babies more unsettling than enemy monsters; it makes it feel like the 'fog world' is its own place that doesn't center around you, instead you're just passing through THEIR home.

[@powdgaze]

They remind me of the Kodama from Princess Mononoke in a way

[@starwarp]

7:15 I like how Pat said this game is a technical masterpiece as he clips through a locker

[@Sniffhow]

It still is

[@TungstenWulf]

Those little shadow children with the high pitched yelp or whatever scared the shit out of me when I played this game once upon a time. I actually had nightmares about the hellscape version of this school.

[@Manfromthenorth0551]

No description? Looks like Billy fell in the Wollie Hole again, somebody call for a winch. It's gonna take hours to reach the bottom.

[@Vokoca]

Wait what, was that Hanako on the toilet? I guess even when they tried to make an american horror, they weren't able to get rid of all the Japanese influences after all... which is a good thing, really.

[@skizzmt6291]

The puzzle that Pat's always on about isn't that hard. The poem is titled "a tale of birds without a voice" so you need to select the silent keys. The poem tells you where the birds are positioned and you correspond the bird positions with the keys.

[@mastermarkus5307]

I remember years ago that a lot of people were like "Oh my god, it's so cryptic!" No. The SH 3 hard difficulty Shakespeare thing is probably the toughest SH puzzle I can remember, in large part because you need background knowledge on the themes and events of Shakespeare tragedies, which some people might not have checked out since high school if they live in an English-speaking country.

[@skizzmt6291]

Oh god, fuck that puzzle. I first played through SH3 about a month ago and I decided to go hard combat and riddle difficulty, and I could not solve that thing to save my life

[@MDXDMusic]

Pat triggered me slightly when he said he doesn't understand the piano puzzle lol

[@zechariahzen.6364]

I know you guys are only doing 3 episodes for the shitstorm but you guys should definitely pick it up again, I just watched your silent hill two LP and I loved it and am eager to see more of it from you guys!! (silent hill that is)

[@jameskub5609]

Dope INTRO continues to be the best intro on KZbin

[@matthewnesbitt6416]

Cowarding out from one of the best puzzles in video games I see.

[@PureMetalDragon]

Hey random science fact: the lethal dose for marijuana is pretty much like its users: super high. As in, it's actually considered impossible to overdose on marijuana. (Important edit: I'm talking about acute (short-term) toxicity, not chronic. Using any kind of drug for extended period of time will probably lead to chronic effects. Everything in moderation kids) Crack on the other, is super easy to OD on

[@Samm815]

Doesn't it have the same health problems as cigarettes but without the addictive properties of nicotine?

[@aj00]

Sam Lucas Cigarettes are a lot worse. Plus not everyone who takes THC smokes it

[@MrStatistx]

Sam Lucas it's never good to inhale smoke into your lungs, but cigarettes are way worse cause of all the added chemicals. If it was just tobacco leaves without stuff that adds flavor, burnability and shit like the chemicals that numb your coughing instinct, it would be way less dangerous to smoke. With weed you usually only have the natural thing and that is way less damaging (aside from the mentioned 'smoke in lung' detail)

[@PureMetalDragon]

For the way less damaging than cigarettes part, I have yet to see an unbiased study that proves it. But a large factor in that is that even heavy marijuana users tend to smoke only a few joints per day, compared to the one or two packs a day for some heavy smoker, so they are just less exposed than smokers. And yes, smoking anything, no matter what (tobacco, pot, your welcome mat) is really bad for the lungs. But I was talking about acute effects, not chronic.

[@MrStatistx]

HYPETAUR THE HYPE CACTUAR! While I agree with your mentioning of lack of studies, I think it's highly likely to assume that all the extra shit in cigarettes can't outweigh pure weed

[@PoisonInc]

Noticed how the crying around 18:00 is literally what you hear in the Silent Hills demo?

[@xyanide1986]

Woah good spot. I noticed there was something distorted and crackly about it here too.

[@lilstinker1949]

It’s not the same

[@CopiousDoinksLLC]

3:18 Actually, Pat, that's the names of the members of the band Sonic Youth - Thurston Moore, Kim Gordon, Lee Ranaldo. It's just one of a bunch of little shout-outs in Silent Hill 1 that don't really have any point and are just there because the developers got bored.

[@fluidwolf]

I wish Pat had at least attempted the piano puzzle. It's not that hard. It's just knowing which keys are the switches and thinking about which bird is in which spot.

[@smashfanwii]

I always figured the ghost kid was supposed to be a reflection of Alessa being bullied in school that puts Harry in the place of the bully. The way it scrambles away from Harry as he tries to figure out what it is just heightens this. OR it's the children who bullied her just before being transformed into the actual monster kids.

[@christopherbee8635]

Sucks we'll never get that silent hill 4, or origins playthrough 😔

[@Chadronius]

Concentraded HCl in an elementary school. HELL YEAH

[@genm4827]

Moore, Ranaldo, Gordon…I imagine someone at Team Silent was a Sonic Youth fan?

[@AstartesEz8]

And we return to first iteration of SHIT GETS RUSTY: ALL DOORS ARE LOCKED

[@fuledbycatsncoffee1313]

OK can we take a second and talk about how fucking BAD ASS that intro is?!?! HELLSING OVA IS SHOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@guil12ify]

You have to 'boiler it mash it stick it in a stew'

[@Virus16th]

7:40 Nearly an activation of [CRAZY TALK]