V*GINA NAILS - *Cosmo Cringe* (ep.3)

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[@EllaGrant]

Thanks so much for having me & my hedge trimmer on!!

[@DanskerneFraDanmark]

I am scared

[@canario3304]

Ella Grant Subscribing to your channel. You were hilarious.

[@palehorchata4281]

I was so happy to see you in June's video ❤

[@kokokretin]

Ella Grant you were so funny! I loved it!

[@canyonjam]

Yep, I subscribed. You're hilarious!

[@angrymcplatipus123]

"Why are men more emotionally open to their friends?" 2 seconds later: "Haha, fragile masculinity." Lol, please tell me more about how the patriarchy shames men for showing their emotions.

[@TyrannicalGecko]

Because femiNatzis can

[@ericthegreat7805]

Also: why do men keep expecting women to do emotional labour for them? They're not their therapists, men should go to other men

[@beluga5855]

Eric TheGreat Are you stupid? Women are the ones who expect men to be there no matter what

[@katieshadowsong4665]

Eric TheGreat I don’t wanna ask but, who are you talking about

[@ericthegreat7805]

That's the point. Women except men to be there for them but the feminists think men asking for the same level of emotion support is "emotional labour".

[@FreedomToons]

“The men feel judged by their women and not their male friends” *literally goes on to judge them for this in the next sentence* big think 🤔

[@ericbossman2205]

FREEDOM TOONS

[@cms3816]

Hey ur that guy that do the cartoon

[@AsdAsd-po8tq]

wigonhead BTFO

[@10INTM]

FreedomToons Top comments are Roaming Millenial, Sargon of Akkad, then you...quite the trifecta.

[@j.c.2240]

That's why all my friends are men... at least the close ones

[@ulisesguzman8574]

Dude poor skeptic he sounded genuinely scared

[@Timeward76]

He sounded like he just woke up

[@TonyJumpinJacks]

He was chill about the peppers though

[@Abejaved]

Timeward He was a waking up after FUCKIN ANOTHER BISH!!!

[@37thraven]

@@Abejaved can you imagine? If cosmo actually got it right for once, sh0e's whole channel would explode lol

[@pyroman6000]

I would have died if he had replied with "H-Hannah Smothers!"

[@epicbananaman7776]

"YOU LIKE GREEN PEPPERS ON YOUR PIZZA, THEREFORE YOURE CHEATING, SO WHO IS SHE????" "Ooh, I love green peppers on pizza." This perfectly exemplifies how chill Skeptic is, and I love it.

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

Oh boy you'd love stoners

[@skourpi142]

No this is how all men would react in this situation. We would focus on the pizza topping.

[@griffinkimball2454]

I wonder what terrible things I must be doing because I don't like cheese on my pizza.

[@dragonstory15]

@@griffinkimball2454 you are simultaneously cheating on every woman.

[@IchhabezuvielYoutubegegucktO_o]

@@dragonstory15 Sooo... He fucks a guy?

[@beans9019]

**guys have friends with men because they feel less judged than their girlfriends** **writes an entire article judging them** That proves the point?

[@balazszsigmond826]

The fun thing about these articles is they shoot themselves in the crotch a lot...

[@DaneAraux]

Balázs Zsigmond I’ve noticed that, it’s hilarious. I swear they’re elaborate satire.

[@keeanu]

the fun thing about this is that this is ripped off from another comment

[@fluffypixels1978]

@@balazszsigmond826 I hate reducing it to this but it's making me believe in the NPC theory more and more. How can someone say something and then one second later contradict it and not realize they did it? And it's not like this is a rare occurrence. It's pretty much EVERY article and EVERY belief they have. Give me one belief that these nuts have that they don't contradict or give women a pass for?

[@SuzanneHomemaker]

The shocked pikachu face makes this better.

[@flossy397]

I remember when that time I went to mandonalds and all the men laughed at me and told me it was a man’s place 😢 so glad that as a womyn I can now feel safe in a fast food restaurant 👌🏻

[@santiagodelagarza2849]

flossy it was about time! I as a male apologize to you on behalf of all menkind for not allowing you to eat diabetes with us

[@WulfLovelace]

a-muse-me; you don't really mean your apology, because you're not apolohise.

[@blacksun3884]

flossy I remember when McDonalds was a place where me and my bros could go where no women would disturb us and talk about rape and penises and how to next oppress women but the damn liberal hippie feminist democratic commie snowflakes ruined everything. This is why America is going to hell. AR-15 wielding white republican Jesus save us!

[@santiagodelagarza2849]

vanchrian Jesus man! You've been missing out! The diabetes is so fucking good there

[@SargonofAkkad]

"I was unaware that the M in McDonalds stood for 'men'." PICK UP A BOOK, SHOE!

[@Shoe0nHead]

what is book

[@mouthwashdrinker8174]

Shoe0nHead sexist

[@vtgaming9204]

Lol silly wamen try to red a book.

[@Ounouh]

Greg does not allow books in the kitchen, so how can she pic one?! ;)

[@Prakriti2041]

Sargon of Akkad Everyone knows women can't read..

[@sicksalt7765]

A guy: *is confident enough in his sexuality to be unafraid showing affection to his male friends* Cosmo: IS THAT THE SOUND OF FRAGILE MASCULINITY

[@ishanafondekar6334]

guy: (supports his male friends and doesnt mind being soft) cosmo: can you s m e l l the toxic masculinity

[@dannygjk]

ikr it's almost as if they can't reason.

[@wannabehistorian371]

Yeah that’s literally the opposite of the concept of toxic masculinity, which is literally just the idea that men are socially conditioned to think that they have to be unemotional and/or a douchebag to be manly lol. It shows that Cosmo has absolutely no idea what they’re talking about. Then again is anyone surprised.

[@wannabehistorian371]

@Anthony Lopez They really have diluted the term that’s for sure.

[@majorwind]

I''m gonna Hannah Smother myself.

[@8wrath8child8]

Ogodplsno

[@hiphip4808]

Uhhh Phrasing

[@corvid6923]

“Where’s the chloroform gone?”

[@thatcrystalpie]

*with some baaad articles*

[@axel_studio6393]

Zamarski r/ihadastroke

[@griffinwik]

They call him Armored "Ooh I Love Green Peppers" Skeptic.

[@borntobelucky02]

griffinwik Heh, you commented what I was going to say. Great minds lol.

[@ninjaslash52_98]

griffinwik I prefer black peppers Wait you mean the vegetable not the peppercorn

[@TheSkullkid16]

Typical guy reaction. Why focus on the batshit insanity when you can question why that insanity exists... And also pizza.

[@KainaX122]

*Who is she?!*

[@charliemashburn9073]

"I HEAR YOU NOW ALLOW WOMEN IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT" *Valiantly storms into McDonalds* That's perfect Shoe, dear.

[@skyleviathan9669]

I feel like it's a curse to be allowed into a mc donalds, all that shit and whatnot.

[@Delimon007]

+Mike Griego Plot twist! The workers ARE the security LMFAO!

[@joshds123_3]

Mike Griego since when can McDonald's afford to have security. And since when did McDonald's become so high class to even need security lol

[@floydmayflower]

You mean ManDonalds?

[@josephschultz3301]

Shoe: *[Trying not to laugh]* "COSMO SAYS YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME! LISTEN! YOU LIKE GREEN PEPPERS ON YOUR PIZZA, THEREFORE YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!" Greg: "Ooo, I love green peppers on my pizza." Relationship goals xD .

[@josephschultz3301]

@@II-hk8ir Or you're just an asshole. Or that.

[@scarletrot9983]

IAmIronic wait what happened??

[@Jotari]

I'm just curious if every topping was going to say the same thing or if there's some kind of spectrum involved.

[@josephschultz3301]

@@Jotari Peppers: Adultery Onions: Shoplifting Mushrooms: Murder Jalapenos: Practicing Law Without a License Pepperoni: Tax Fraud Sausage: Fraud Fraud Ham: Public Indecency Olives: Human Trafficking Extra Sauce: Lost in it... Extra Cheese: Lactose Intolerance Anchovies: *GENOCIDE* Hope that helps.

[@Jotari]

If they order extra cheese then they're lactose intolerant XD

[@iShannonCR]

"Youre cheating on me!!" "no." Skeptic was having none of it xD "I do like green peppers" hahahaha. 0 fucks skeptic is best skeptic.

[@TheComedian1155]

I half expected Skeptic to be quicker catching on and be all like "damn you Cosmo!" lol

[@MilwaukeeAtheists]

>Complains men feel more judged by women than their male friends >Judges men

[@Maladjester]

She wasn't judging them. She was pointing out the fact that men are bad and wrong and have everything their way all the time. Sheesh, get it right.

[@alexcaffrey983]

GingerChinees Hey, it’s a useful grammatical and rhetorical device. Chill.

[@Will-eb7fr]

I don't know about the rest but I judge everything...

[@HerrMisterTheo]

Temmie Also imagine having such a fragile ego that you project your insecurities into men. Like how very dare they like and trust anyone more than ME? I have the boobs and the vagina, therefore I'm inherently more trustworthy and less judgemental! Oh but also, benevolent sexism is sexism too.

[@HerrMisterTheo]

Temmie But - so the logic goes - it stems from misogyny, therefore it's not discrimination against men.

[@supermaksas]

Top 10 Recurring Anime Characters: 1. Hannah Smothers

[@camerong7365]

*Villains

[@peterislying2383]

Ella wore 7 different outfits in their 4 minutes. Thank you.

[@nicolemulder7315]

I JUST GOT AN AD ON THIS VID AND THE FIRST THING IT SAID WAS "Rape, Murder War. They all have one thing in common. Men" I cant believe this shit is real I'm crying

[@goldzillabs8026]

It would also make sense if it said women instead, sooooo

[@OrpheusO-je9sd]

I think it was a PragerU vid about how toxic masculinity isn’t really a thing.

[@charlesdarwin1564]

Nicole Mulder actually the thing they have in common is a r

[@KillerBlaze]

The best part is that video is about harnessing men’s natural energy for good. It’s so stupid. Like we’re power generators

[@MildMisanthropeMaybeMassive]

DSW Men are the solution to our dwindling energy resources, it’s bountiful and renewable but the toxic masculinity will be a issue we will be left with.

[@saltystrip8761]

More like Hannah Smother me in my sleep. Please

[@PostApocolyptica]

I couldn't select 1080p as a video quality, so I thought KZbin just hadn't finished processing your video... but then I remembered whose channel I was on.

[@isThreeman]

Gotta love the potato quality!

[@ajromero3692]

Cosmo: Why do men feel less judged by other men than by women? Also Cosmo: loL maSCuLINitY sO fRAgiLE

[@noahlambrou3729]

WOAH JUNE ACTUALLY WENT OUTSIDE!! I don't believe it.

[@Minotaurus-te4yg]

no she didnt. you can see the bluescreen.

[@jasondarkflame4948]

Biker Bear it's the accomplishment of the century.

[@georgecataloni4720]

She'll probably be hospitalized from illness soon.

[@afrosheenix]

Master Chief pronounced wicdonalds, accurate.

[@lightyagamididnothingwrong5419]

Actually, she once took a trip to Oppression Park. But since she was attacked by the spooky scary patriachy and the menacing keireachy, you cannot mock her fo being afraid to step outside into the real world. Especially when she may be mugged by the 100% real wage gap

[@doriancardosy1406]

men: ugh, condoms don't feel as good women: ugh, condoms don't feel as good meanwhile hannah is having a mental breakdown writing about the patriarchy.

[@lugoorstar]

Don't try to use baby oil as lube

[@lugoorstar]

It will rip the condom and make a baby

[@Mysteri0usChannel]

@@lugoorstar it's like rock, paper, scissors. Baby beats baby oil, baby oil beats condom, condom beats baby...

[@bob-xb3nh]

@@Mysteri0usChannel i beat baby

[@fallvegdow]

@@bob-xb3nh I beat my... nevermind.

[@AWSMcube]

WcDonald's

[@annabellfree5302]

no it's WUMBO-donalds

[@AWSMcube]

Annabell Free I have so much respect for you

[@bezdusi_pes14]

And my local Mc's still doesn't have a toilet

[@AWSMcube]

w a c k

[@deductivevariance3497]

PcDonalds

[@SilverHedgehog1999]

"Men feel less judged by their Male friends" "Sounds like fragile masculinity to me" I. You. YOU JUST DISPROVED YOURSELF.

[@AlexPBenton]

Ah yes, those *male gays* 😂😂

[@declanhild3680]

You got me laughin hard bro

[@Burn_Angel]

"Yeah, you're gay, but... YOU'RE A MAN"

[@2Cerealbox]

"Big gay babies" is my favorite name for a youtuber's fans yet.

[@SomeKindaSpy]

It's accurate.

[@StuartRedman]

Gay Baby Jail

[@whatdoyouwantfromme8875]

You: The patriarchy doesn't exist- Hannah: *bursts through your window and SMOTHERS you with her own feminist pillow*

[@connorc599]

me: *sees shoe storming into McDonalds* me: *with my camera* "you're doing amazing, sweetie"

[@swankelly]

I'm so sick of these women using politics and social movements to unsuccessfully deal with thier insecurities. I can totally see Thudeau rocking thoes nails btw.

[@coolperson677]

Look man, I need my bromances. We can't just ditch the homies because because feminists think we're gay. First rule of the bro code; bros before hoes.

[@b-ballfanatic7988]

Cool Person 👍

[@KaliqueClawthorne]

That's the thing with best friends I would say xD It's called bromance, because they're like your brothers, right?

[@---kp1hm]

*bros equal to hoes

[@dragovizsla8171]

Cool Person I'd choose my brothers (friends) over a mate any day. Fortunately I don't have a mate.

[@abunny6925]

Homies over hoes! Homies over hoes! Do the homie! Do the homie!

[@user-lr1ol2un4l]

Woman shaves legs : great Man shaves face: great Man 4 1/5 hours later: my face is like sand paper and itchs

[@YukonHexsun]

I stopped shaving for this reason. I heard you can like, rub jeans or something on your face and basically soften up the ends of your facial hair. Never tried it.

[@gingermaniac5484]

Why not wax? Lasts longer and the tips come out softer

[@lucass8119]

@@gingermaniac5484 Face skin is sensitive and waxing would cause redness and most likely acne for most people.

[@gingermaniac5484]

@@lucass8119 thank you that makes a lot of sense~! ^-^

[@sofiel.1931]

The same thing happens to legs too you know

[@daniellclary]

"I hear you now allow Women in this establishment" Okay, I have not laughed that hard in a long time. They hate that they connect with their guy friends with their problems instead of them, so they mock men for having problems and wonder why men don't come to them with their problems? Yeah, that sounds logical. Also, in a way I found it strange to see a woman dressed classically. and even stranger that she is trans? She really pulls off the classic look and is presented very nice. Also oddly enough works well with a modern personality as well.

[@christopheralthouse6378]

@What Not To Do At a Stoplight PATRIARCHY! LOLZ! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@OtakusRUs2]

If I find Ella hot, does that make me gay, or a misogynist?

[@josephschultz3301]

Let's just go with both.

[@avishekdutta3310]

She is so hot😐

[@Micah.Dalton]

Gay bro

[@snailby]

Wait what?whos ella?

[@ระวีวัชร์786]

nah

[@427Arbok]

"Her thigh jiggled" *aroused male noises*

[@mudsucker1971]

Hhajajajaaja. Seriously, only the woman will notice that.

[@lurker1245]

Lol, I was more focused on the action and explosions than her herself

[@alexmendoza9645]

Bark bark!!

[@mackstax4440]

UAGAGAGAAUAUUUAAAGH

[@justahole8795]

*Unaroused gay male noise*

[@kaydinenrico8675]

“You’re cheating on me” “No” I love that so much

[@fractalcat3696]

they had it set to M for Mini, now it's W for Wumbo!

[@ryanodom6101]

puddy_in_the_hall Bahahahahaha! I haven’t seen that reference in years! Made my day. “I wumbo, you wumbo, he, me, she, wumbo.”

[@GlitchedMuse]

@@ryanodom6101 *mermaid man in a jar with every other sea inhabitant* Did you try setting it to Wombo?

[@comit8077]

LMFAOOOOO

[@n0dash18]

Ryan Odom “Wumbo, Wumboing,”

[@reddinc.438]

@@n0dash18 Wumbology

[@Allie_Marie]

Thigh jiggles will destroy The Patriarchy™

[@ryanbecker1418]

Jiggle me tinders! Down with the Patriarchy

[@CaptainJackSawyer]

Personally, I enjoyed Gal Gadot's thigh jiggle. Hot.

[@x3naurus]

That's the worst part. Like, does the Smother Gang think a group of men are actively watching Wonder Woman, seeing her "thigh jiggle", and going "GROSS!! 😢" this feels like 2nd Grade

[@ocwkuro]

+the_nicanor It says more about her insecurities than it does anything about equal rights or whatever.

[@isThreeman]

Boobs? Butt? Nay I say! One must look to the thigh to truly be a man of culture.

[@LesbianWitchAcademia]

Threeman finally! Another man of true culture!! Thigh guys unite!

[@Limpass610]

FallaciousScotsman i havent watch ww But she was horrible in justice league

[@fazelehzmn7018]

"Unless your living in a muslim country where it's not realy a choice" I felt that😭

[@shrutikumar9340]

Lmao 😂

[@wannabehistorian371]

Oof. I’m sorry to hear that.

[@wannabehistorian371]

@@khagan5951 Isn’t Turkey going through some bullshit right now though?

[@maz6046]

@@wannabehistorian371 it is apparently

[@tenthant]

"Men feel judged by their girlfriends... FRAGILE MASCULINITY!" Oh boy, give me the irony.

[@ARP2wefightforyou]

UnknownTimelord, meanwhile, feminists constantly complain that men judge women too much.

[@tobiass6663]

"Ugh, I hate getting up" "YES BUT I HATE IT MORE"

[@asrey9501]

Lol are you from Germany? Because of Coldmirror

[@erentoraman2663]

_ich sehe das du auch ein man von kultuur bist_

[@applejuice7108]

CHECKMATE

[@Brooke-rw8rc]

"Wonder Woman isn't there to please the men!" *is a literal super model*

[@arithmagendergender594]

Michael Timothy You obviously have a flawed perspective of fashion. Fashion isn't to please men, my cousin is a fashion model and fashion is an expression of art.

[@FoxyGuyHere]

Arithmagender Gender He said super model, not fashion model. There are dick models for example so it can be about pleasing too.

[@samyargo9752]

Arithmagender Gender regardless she's not modeling she's playing a comic book character in a film, and she wasn't cast for her lore-accurate muscles.

[@lolgamez9171]

S yargo no I'm positive that was part of the process. You have to look hot for Hollywood

[@samyargo9752]

Luke Carney entertainment or the men were there to please her.

[@andyatkinson6749]

They say not displaying emotions is toxic masculinity, but wanting to not be judged is fragile masculinity? It’s almost like... it’s almost like... you can’t win!

[@PitterPatter20]

Did you call Skeptic at 3am to shout at him about cheating, or is he always high? It has to be one of the two.

[@Lilasaurus]

or both

[@crisptomato9495]

Nah Greg sounds drunk all the time.

[@eggs8021]

Both

[@Driver-Nephi]

@@crisptomato9495 all of them

[@wokedog1799]

Both. Both is good.

[@evanchaika3533]

For a million subscribers you should get an even worse camera

[@kykyt-t6170]

I second that

[@HAJIMEDJ]

I fourth that

[@SeptimusCreed]

I fifth that...

[@mangodew4040]

Gameboy camera

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

Mango Dew I was thinking the same thing! But I'd settle for 3DS camera, if she can find a way to transfer the images.

[@s1ck1y]

"Leave the shoe complaints" shoe: complains I THRIVE

[@NinjaDag1]

6:17 If you listen very closely, you can actually hear the sound of his heart dropping on the floor.

[@sparkle7653]

"Hm maybe we should donate to fighting breast cancer or womens health clinics" "that's an awful idea LET'S TURN THE M UPSIDE DOWN!!!"

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

I wonder how much money it cost them to do that.

[@KoinzellGaming]

At least they are consistent, when Mcdonald's had the large M, they also did not donate to any men’s shelters.. :D Although yeah, it is just a stupid marketing ploy to get more feminists to support them, and everyone else who is anti-SJW is largely unaffected as well, so in a sense there are no negatives for them. Feminists are pretty vain and are quick to support people who virtue signal to them, hence they are ripe to be used in these sorts of campaigns.. Hell this is basically the reason why there are so many companies catering to them, because they are willing to become hardcore supporters with a small investment (Unless you are a nerdy industry like comics, where the sjw feminist market is way too small to turn a profit for large companies). Although they don't realize that it's like mounting a tiger, once they focus on making their audience SJW's, they won't be able to get off, and need to be walking on eggshells or suffer the consequences (Starbucks xD).

[@sparkle7653]

Waffle Maker yeah but I'm pretty sure it's more common in women but idk tbh, it was an example lmao

[@factotums]

They even outright admit they are not donating anything to charity. Just a bunch of big yellow Ws to remind us of the 43rd President of the United States.

[@TheDisarminghinkle]

KoinGaming, to be fair, it's pretty hard to donate to something that doesn't exist.

[@theoziggy2071]

"men are more emotional open to their close pals then to their girlfriends" Yeah that called a best friendship ya damn lizard woman

[@thestig007]

Feminists have no concept of friendship. They are alone and sad. They want to crush all happiness in life, because they can't seem to get it for themselves.

[@reuburg2077]

Right, its almost like men have actual emotions and arent a penis with legs that make money for the wamen

[@feathatsunemiku]

I liked the way Greg said “hellooow ;3”, lmao. Did you wake him up with this call?

[@bigdooky8876]

oh my god imagine if she said “who is she” and her boyfriend just started confessing because he thought he was caught

[@TehRedBlur]

Cosmo Cringe Episode 1: The Hannah Menace Cosmo Cringe Episode 2: Attack of the Feminist Drones Cosmo Cringe Episode 3: Revenge of the Smothers

[@catherine99]

Cosmo cringe solid Cosmo cringe solid 2: Sons of Smothers Cosmo cringe solid 3: Man hater

[@jooot_6850]

H E L L O T H E R E

[@bearpuns5910]

Colin Thorneycroft GENERAL SMOTHERI

[@jooot_6850]

You are a bold one!

[@trismegistus4700]

I'm not typically a fan of the whole "grow thicker skin" argument, but Jesus, the people who read these articles have thinner skin than me, and even I know I'm too sensitive. On a related note, "stop feeling so guilty about yourself." Thanks, I kinda needed to hear that.

[@jimmyquan9388]

You had the M for Mega your suppose to flip the M to W for wumbo

[@funanimeloveer7072]

Yep

[@Reactordrone]

Can you order a Big Wac?

[@DoGTripwire]

Jimmy Quan East, I thought you said Weast.

[@elijahvalongo9528]

"YOURE CHEATING ON ME!!!" "no" 😂😂😂

[@SoVidushi]

According to the comment below you, your comment is gay.

[@akallstar5]

Pshhh... McDonalds finally figured it out This whole time they had it set on "M" for "Mini," when they should've had it set on "W" for "Wumbo"

[@no1legobatmanfan]

Agreed

[@henryjohnson1126]

This is the best comment Ive seen in this website

[@realryanvarnell]

I didn't even try to steal your comment. I just had the same thought XD. hahaha

[@kingkrokofox4300]

I immediately loved Ella as soon as she was on screen. Holy shit. Her whole atmosphere is incredible! She's got that 50's gorgeous face and her voice sounds so unique??? DAMN I'M SO JEALOUS. Had to follow her immediately. Holy crap. You both should do more videos together. Love your content as always shoe!

[@TonyJumpinJacks]

Yeah shes kinda hot ngl

[@Pwnners]

@@TonyJumpinJacks nice trap id say xD

[@flowrinrecordsofficial8412]

him*

[@TonyJumpinJacks]

@@flowrinrecordsofficial8412 is she a trap?

[@cardboardhawks6783]

Mc Nut Bust 10:30

[@Yuh_mama]

Hannah Smothers must be stopped.

[@bagrym]

blackout betty are you implying she should be... Smothered?

[@djvrim8557]

Hannah Smothers must be encouraged.

[@malik11000]

She is Smothering the internet. It's right in her name.

[@batknight2014]

How DARE you talk about the goddess of feminism like that!? She is part of the holy femity (like the holy trinity, except with feminism), Anita (god/ the father), Hannah (Jesus/ the son) and the clitty spirit.

[@coltonwilson]

As someone from Portland, I apologize on behalf of all of us.

[@user-di3st1ei2j]

Shoe: "YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME!!!" Skeptic: "...no." Glorious!

[@bowserjr476]

"i hear you now allow women in this establishment!" funniest shit youve done. i subbed 😂

[@joshuahicks7798]

BowserJr476. Absolute comedy.

[@carlamitce443]

How is Hannah Smothers getting money for this?!

[@dhrooff]

Threatening to smother. (I know it's terrible)

[@mistahjenkins4826]

Simple: An idiot boss.

[@zombieguy4444]

The Matriarchy

[@n99centsm90]

It's just a cover-up front for her blood money

[@classydays43]

Well you see, the genderbent version of MGTOW, WGSE (women going somewhere else), is a thing. And for wild reasons beyond our reckoning there seems to be nothing wrong with that in the slightest.

[@jellyjas2624]

"Who run the world?" "The lions" ok but this dude knows how it is fr

[@charliekahn4205]

Columbia has not won a single game in years.

[@jellyjas2624]

@@charliekahn4205 what does that have to do with lions running the world

[@charliekahn4205]

@@jellyjas2624 Columbia's team name.

[@PhilosPhoinikos]

Oh man that genuine "No" from Greg before you said "COSMO SAYS" hurt my empathy nerve. Good save on that one.

[@ka-im5nd]

I know right, bless him. He clearly cares a lot about her (and her about him), which is awesome.

[@balazszsigmond826]

It was indeed a risky joke.

[@Ami_E_Bowen]

I lost it at "male gaze/gays". Lol.

[@ethamatronic8381]

AHAHAHAHA I RUINED THE 420 LIKES

[@zyaicob]

TO BE FAIR McDonald does actually mean "son of Donald" (Scottish prefix "Mac/Mc", son of) so... McDonald's isn't a thing. Lol But TO BE FAIR

[@colinouille2786]

wack donalds

[@colinouille2786]

@@lewstherintelamon1377 I don't remember making this comment

[@anjasnyder7996]

@@colinouille2786 Caught me off guard ngl

[@CRebel-by9fb]

I liked the monologue in the beginning about the clickbait face, It's something you don't really think about when you see a KZbin video

[@Tera_totally]

Rebel Wrath I'd probably be really great at making clickbait faces because I make funny faces in the mirror ALL THE TIME to help me draw expressions.

[@vrapbrap]

Whenever I see someones face on a youtube thumbnail, that is the first thing I think about. "I wonder how much time this dumbass spent on making dumb faces for the camera"

[@PorgWitch]

Bros before Hoes confirmed!

[@TheCimbrianBull]

Penny Dreadful I concur: brethren before wenches! 😀

[@Vincent402591]

and homies over chicks..

[@draic890]

The only way to get betrayed by a bro is over a hoe Make sure to kiss your homies goodnight, my dudes

[@bread8036]

Shoes before Hoes

[@Weniger_Anzeigen]

Wait... so if masculinity is fragile how can it be toxic?

[@dmw2579]

WhoAmI *BECAUSE MEN*

[@Jdabomb93]

(Mic Dropped) 🎤

[@humanitynetwork]

dat toxic fragility

[@SIVAmemSIVAmemcode]

“Robots are taking over sex, bro’s are replacing emotional connection,Women are obselete”-ShoeOnHead 2019

[@LiquidClara]

I'm glad we can all take a break from politics, liberal, and conservative alike, and just say "WTF cosmo?"

[@ihavenoname2569]

“W for *wAmEn* “

[@dmcm2567]

I have no name Amen.

[@triptoolympus261]

I have no name R for Respakt

[@dominikrozman7256]

We must respecc wahmen

[@theprogrammer32]

the thing about WW's jiggling thigh seriously gets me... MEN LITERALLY ENJOY LOOKING AT JIGGLING THIGHS WTF no dude's gonna see some stone-hard, steel-reinforced thigh absorb a small earthquake without moving and then suddenly become all hot and heavy lol

[@harryyeend3544]

Actually, I'm my father's second-biggest disappointment

[@kungfuskull]

Lucky you: we only-children have it rough 🤣👍

[@scruffvdog]

Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' Me: Shoe and Ella ☕

[@yesindeed3023]

Shoe0nHead more like scrappysandal0nhead

[@log7029]

Dam u got her

[@christina.m]

*sees another Cosmo Cringe in her news feed* GURL! PRAISE! But in all seriousness, I really enjoy these and they perk me up after a long work week. Thanks for the laughs!

[@christina.m]

TheBcoolGuy (>•.~)^

[@icouldntthinkofaname4227]

0:10 Shane is most definitely not in heaven

[@JarvisBaileyVA]

"Your father's greatest disappointment" Joke's on you June. I don't even know my father! Wait...

[@vortexkd]

Jarvis Bailey I am your father.

[@killianvex6438]

Lmao this is great

[@StitchedUpPunkette]

Jarvis Bailey you're*

[@killianvex6438]

Eleanora Why are you correcting someone's grammar after 2 months? Lol

[@StitchedUpPunkette]

Killian Vex I didn't she that it was posted 2 months ago my bad 😂

[@michaelc.4321]

“Look over there, it’s ‘W’ for wahmen!”

[@FraterMerovius]

Or a giant camel toe. Or droopy breasts. Or a saggy ass. Let's make this something they regret.

[@chenoir]

Yeah, because WackDonald sound so much better!

[@madelinehowland7591]

Good news, men, you’re not allowed to have blisters any more, because women will lecture you about how they have it sO much harder from wearing the shoes they choose to wear!

[@ATFprdepartment]

7:44 Me: “I too yearn for gender equality” Only true men of culture will understand...

[@classydays43]

"who held you" "The patriarchy" I wanna be held 😞

[@LenLe92]

Ella is so pretty! Her fashion sense is amazing! She looks like those femme fatales in those noir films. Goals tbh. Gonna check her channel out now Oh great vid Shoe btw

[@Tacoyaki96]

*He

[@mRudie1318]

BurningChimera don’t hate because she is prettier than any “real” woman you will ever be with.

[@Tacoyaki96]

You don't know what a trap is do you?

[@Shoe0nHead]

BurningChimera ella isnt a trap shes trans. she likes to call herself a trap since it’s kind of a “slur” used towards trans women and she thinks its cute.

[@The_Mighty_Fiction]

is it me, or do transwomen have a thing for dressing like Jackie O?

[@Idiotocin]

If their favorite pizza topping is pineapple, it means _you_ should cheat on _them_

[@777_Wrld]

Idiotocin pineapple isn’t a real topping

[@ciarfah]

Idiotocin but pineapple on pizza is good

[@kampfkanguru1951]

MetalbeardTJH Gaming You're right, it's not a topping when you have to put it on pizza, just like cheese

[@Idiotocin]

is it still cheating if they're gay?

[@celestial3545]

I dont dislike pineapple on pizza but I will eat it if its on there.

[@killamonjaromon]

I'll have a Big Wac, some WcNuggets and a large woke please

[@kylefrank638]

Woke-a Cola

[@nadurokorte9917]

WC nuggets made with WC toilet frier.

[@kaaz1010]

EMBRACE DEMOCRACY OR, YOU, WILL, BE, E-R-A-D-I-C-A-T-E-D

[@malcolm_mal2055]

and this for breakfast by WokeDonald's

[@malcolm_mal2055]

you did the same joke then me Kyle frank lmao

[@rage8010]

8:41 No. This isn't true...like at all... Maybe it's the case with some dude... But guys don't "talk about there feelings" together...like.... Ever.... Or at least it's rare... Maybe after a break up?? I talk to my Girlfriend about anything emotional because that's kinda a part of the reason...she's...there??? Lol... To have a connected and emotional relationship??? Like.... No fucking shit! That was just really stupid... I felt my brain cells melting from the BS.

[@fujoshipeanut5074]

Reminds me of all the WcDonald's I see in anime/manga

[@wingsclippedwolf]

Oswari!

[@tonkababic9826]

Why does Ella looks kinda like Lana Del Ray and why am I in love

[@Seadog7981]

It is a trap, I almost fell for it.

[@emptyblue6530]

Steve R. Trevor the penis makes it cuter

[@ejmeg2825]

Is Ella trans?

[@emptyblue6530]

Meme Child yes

[@lunacept2745]

@meme child. yea. she's trap supreme

[@skarlett2264]

Ella looks so classy and pretty omg

[@giannieditsvideos]

Alessandro Boldrini Bus driver - Imaginary place

[@karma7525]

Alessandro Boldrini Imaginary places by Busdriver

[@LB-vf2hm]

Twisted monk who cares I'm bi as fuck.

[@jeffjones7108]

When I see a pretty girl in 1940s attire, I think of salt and iron and burning bones.

[@babyvision6924]

We need an exclusive interview with Hannah Smothers' boyfreind. Like now.

[@andrewmason1542]

Bold of you to assume that she has a boyfriend

[@CasperDar]

So every time this Hannah is hanging out with a dude and he complains about something she'll go ''YEAH WELL I HAVE IT WORSE'' instead of relating or something? Sounds like pleasant company.

[@satchboogie2058]

It's almost as if, the guy says: hey babe can I tell you something awful that happened to me today? And she's like: I don't care cuz I probably had it way worse. And then she asks why men prefer talking to bros before hos.....

[@Maladjester]

Phrase of the day is "self-fulfilling prophecy."

[@isaiahricketts]

Ella looks like a generic 1950s housewife who lives in a suburban house with her two kids, one girl and one boy, and her businessman husband

[@macaronisalad3038]

isaiah ricketts ah the good ol days of course i wasnt born for 50 years but they are the good ol days

[@justarandomcat3989]

W actually stands for Waluigi

[@purpleheart3000]

No, W stands for Wumbo. Duh.

[@Forotosh]

Now this is something I can get behind.

[@antiquet3301]

WAAAAAAA

[@Z7Games]

WAAAAAH

[@DivingHawker]

I thought it was wubba lubba dub dub

[@evanmott3909]

Love that her outfit changed like 10 times 😂 and also the Coke cans

[@giantradroach]

BOI YES I'M A BIG GAY BABY

[@greenlemon9155]

Im pround of you

[@desotroyarotmg3866]

Shoe, we need a video dedicated to the lovely Hannah Smothers and her vast collection of informative articles ASAP!

[@yawningkitty457]

why would you want to look at a 10 minute still shot of a piece of very used toilet paper, I'd much rather watch Shoe :)

[@Herkuzz]

Oh shit deso, love your vids, my boy

[@maracachucho8701]

Shoe has suffered enough!

[@TheEpicPancake]

Desotroya ROTMG Holy shit? Wasn't expecting you here. Who's next, Talwar?

[@trishaleehutchison5553]

Poor skeptic!!!! He was so sad! “I’m not!” 😂😂❤️

[@GippyHappy]

So now the anime WcDonald's is real!!

[@petergriffin8296]

Smile Sweet Sister Sadistic Suprise Service Sexual Harassment!

[@okami_eddy]

Why didn't I come up with this?

[@ajayaravindan4338]

Skrattar du forlor du mannneeeeeee