Tiktok Torment

[@aminehouzane6223]

The Pink Lady is literally like ''sir has your daughter accept gender theory as her Lord and savior yet''

[@houseofhas9355]

No she has not. She is an atheist. Take your couck sucking god to June. Followed by CPS taking said child away.😂

[@vanzy01]

🙏

[@markzuckergecko621]

This has got to be the weirdest, most bonkers cult that's ever existed. And that's saying a lot. There's some flipping weird cults out there. But you can usually at least wrap your head around where the logic is, no matter how illogical it is. Leftism though?.... Makes no damn sense whatsoever.

[@UtubeH8tr]

Why no miss, she hasn't. Now turn and face the wall...

[@cratonorogen9208]

Ohhhh that’s such an apt analogy

[@mcfry13]

The arm-chip girl seems more like a satircal parody of modern Tiktok trends, Tiktokers in general, and the dangers of blindly following trends and paid government influencers. I kinda dig it.

[@TheFatalcrest]

Yeah that sounded like a parody, but ...idk these days.

[@wumpusrat]

Gets chipped by the government which controls all her money, her way to live, her house, etc. Speaks out against the government. Government locks her out of everything that requires that chip. Surprised pikachu face.

[@GomulDart]

yeah its not real. At least no yet. The worst part is so, so many people thought it was real.

[@Jacktherippa84]

@@GomulDart Poe's law is still hard at work.

[@hysenty]

The SINless are free! 😂

[@joshvarga3591]

That woman harassing the dude about his daughter is the embodiment of "these people don't reproduce they just recruit"

[@Erraddo]

What if she turns out to be a muslim andshe never wore a hijab? What if she turns out to be christian and never wore a cross? Truly you must buy a different outfit evrry day and try them all

[@inquisitionagent9052]

"Recruit" is too charitable of a word. I'd go with "infect" or "abduct". "Corrupt" even. "Taint" I dare say

[@Wulfen73]

​@@inquisitionagent9052 groom

[@Erraddo]

@@inquisitionagent9052 and by not immediately shutting the door, the dad, though his documentation is useful, expised his family to said taint. Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.

[@inquisitionagent9052]

@@Wulfen73 ah. Can't beat the classics 😄

[@draketheduelist]

No one bans like Gaston, Boots your can like Gaston, No one gets irate when you lay hands like Gaston!

[@Danbotology]

“I’ve issued five hundred re-straaaining orders!…”

[@jakejanssen4319]

You know I sang that to myself while I read it lol

[@DreadnoughtFiend]

@@Danbotology NO ONE BANS LIKE GASTON!

[@D00dman]

I’m especially good at *LITIGATING!*

[@elusivemayfly7534]

This comment made my day, and the replies are excellent 😂

[@LordBitememan]

Meanwhile in America- Karen: “Why do you always dress her in pink.” Homeowner: “Get off my property.”

[@Matyunkin]

"Or i would dress you in pink shroud"

[@Niyucuatro]

"And don't get close to my children"

[@nathanwinhusen6017]

I kind of think this is a troll video cause nobody I know would spend more than 5 seconds entertaining that, it would immediately be don't tell me what to do with my children and a door slam

[@Niyucuatro]

@@nathanwinhusen6017 It's a guy trying to be more polite than he realises she deserves.

[@markzuckergecko621]

​@@Niyucuatro yea most of the normies don't really know what the gender cult is, or what they're all about.

[@someguy4384]

"Girl harasses," No, that's assault. That's sexual assault. Dev is right. That's 100% felonious.

[@InfamyOrDeath-__-]

It is a double standard, like if a guy touched a woman like that everyone would be screaming assault. But touching a guy like that most people don’t care, I am surprised he got so angry, it wouldn’t bother me at all, I would love to know why he got so annoyed.

[@-haclong2366]

​@@InfamyOrDeath-__-Because he's handsome, handsome men get assaulted like this all the time and many just silently accept it. I saw a random woman grab a man's behind in a public place, giggle, and then run out of the restaurant. He was clearly annoyed, she was obese and taller than him with an unattractive face, now imagine if a man with did description did the same to an attractive woman, that man would be locked up forever and regularly assaulted in prison.

[@selinnazsur2328]

Teachers assaulting their students as well... When it's a male teacher assaulting a female student it's "raped", but when it's a female teacher assaulting a male student it's "had sex with". Have seen this several times. I'm usually not the type to get too hung up on people's language but the hypocrisy here is damning. The media tries to downplay a serious crime just because the perp has a vag. It's awful beyond words. Edit: Lol my comment wasn't too relevant to the topic at hand but I still hate the double standard in both situations. As a woman I can tell you, we ain't saints. We do wrong and gross shit too, and it pisses me off whenever that's seen as a normal thing and gets defended.

[@dirt_dert_durt]

​@@InfamyOrDeath-__- He's an employee at Disneyland or world or whatever that place is. His tolerance for nonsense is, by employment necessity, low.

[@WatanukiProductions]

@@InfamyOrDeath-__- I'm not even particularly good looking but when I bagged groceries as a minor I'd get groped all the fucking time while taking out customers orders. Some women just feel entitled to boys bodies and they rightly think they won't get in trouble.

[@Torvar]

Got an ad, "Estrogen is killing men." Somehow this fits the video.

[@Zetact_]

Hopefully some of those boys can grow goatees so they can plausibly take the baldpill.

[@Jacktherippa84]

estrogen content in food/water can affect early hair loss in those with the incorrect genes. So in a way... Art really does imitate life.

[@SlurMaster9000]

uBlock Origin bro

[@theeverydaythinker6310]

I didn't drink milk a lot, i may not be tall, but i grow hair like a dwarf. So glad my mom avoided giving me too much milk.

[@yoeyyoey8937]

That ad is so bad It’s so far removed from biological reality

[@329link]

That last woman 100% seems the type to try to groom the kid while the parent isn't watching. Better hammer in that "don't talk to strangers" lesson real quick.

[@RoddHoward]

Yeah that's way to much interest in a strangers child. She is a predator thinking she's a saviour.

[@TransRoofKorean]

They don't have a choice in that country anymore. He'll end up locked up with his kid taken away.

[@selinnazsur2328]

"It has to do with me because I feel for people" Yeah no. Fuck off with that shit. Can't with these Karens who think they have any authority over other people's lives.

[@saisameer8771]

I remember reading on reddit a long time ago about a young woman's experiences with one of her college lecturers. Apparently she was a virgin at 18 and the lecturer was getting really bothered about it saying, "oh! You are so pretty. You shouldn't be a virgin for so long" and the girl didn't seem to bothered by it, but man it sounded creepy as hell. Why is a college lecturer so interested in something so private? What even is going on with western colleges and universities?

[@TransRoofKorean]

@@saisameer8771 FWIW I think this started back in the hippie culture of the 60s. The Marxist professors that fled Europe were all about eliminating social taboos, and there's a very, *VERY* well-known phenomenon of the time where it wasn't just normal, but expected for professors to have sexual relationships with students. Frankly, to the point of drug-fueled sex parties and such. Those taboos were already gone by 1970. Obviously, it just resulted in a generation of useless parents, followed by another generation of screwed-up commies with no concept of normal barriers. I usually like saying "it's all by design" but a lot of it is just haphazard from people who truly, *firmly* believe in eliminating all social norms, and they've been running our academia for almost a century.

[@haramsaddam238]

“Oh please, only crazy Christians believe in the mark of the beast” “The government locked my bank account for wrongthink and now I can’t feed myself or get into my home” Poetic

[@kaminsod4077]

The symbolism of Revelations, including the mark of the beast, were related to contemporary empires. The early Christian leaders fully expected the apocalypse to happen in their lifetime, people trying to link that to any modern day issues are misguided at best, and willfully delusional at worst.

[@haramsaddam238]

@@kaminsod4077 Not saying you’re entirely wrong, but I would like some sources to research this further

[@HypnoChode74]

@@kaminsod4077I mean doesn’t really help that Israel is lookin to build the third Temple but next year.

[@HypnoChode74]

@@kaminsod4077another prophecy

[@habibishapur]

I mean. They locked her bank account so the devil and the apocalypse must be real, right? Its scary that we let people with your level of understanding of logic to roam free and make their own decisions.

[@pseudo_goose]

How could she so positively identify the kid as a girl, if gender is so fluid nowadays? I would've said "miss, you've got it all wrong, that right there is a boy"

[@markzuckergecko621]

I would have said "well ACTUALLY, my child identifies as Smirnoff, the vodka God of Jupiter. How dare you misgender my child!!!!!"

[@ulaznar]

-Oh, I'm sorry sir. You are doing the right thing -Sir? How dare you misgender me?

[@SaVanityVan]

The Disney character actors don't play about weirdos getting handsy. They deal with an insane amount of them thinking they can just grope and kiss them for pics and videos or for their bizarre fantasies. They also primarily do these jobs for the enjoyment little kids, the demographic this feature exists for, so the adults who want to play with them too are already on thin ice before they even act up.

[@redman9493]

@@doctorgrubious7725 Every mascot actor I met at Universal was pretty cool. Except Doc Brown, but that was mostly because he was riding on a bike all day in the hot summer sun. He looked exhausted.

[@yoeyyoey8937]

It’s not so much that he was being “harassed” as much as that it’s probably a policy for them to not take raunchy or provocative pictures with guests (because it’s bad for their brand). The guy was upset because he could get fired if he looked like he was playing along with it

[@vaeringjar1387]

The woman assaulting Gaston clearly suffers from the p***y pass (censored for the ytube). She's used to people letting her do what she wants, so when he tells her to get lost, it's like he's speaking another language.

[@firebreathingcow]

Did you miss that the Karen was saying that if you dress your child in pink when she is young you will confuse her if she wants to be transgender later in life?

[@phantom8926]

That's ground for a pimp slap.

[@vanzy01]

😂🦄😵

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Basically saying, "stop trying to make my job of grooming kids harder"

[@mikzpwnz_3199]

Meanwhile if she had a kid, it would guarantee to be non-binary or trans that's in the closet wanting to be normal. The opposite of the hyper religious parent stereotype that they would demonise and arrest.

[@elusivemayfly7534]

I bet that was a nice lady before she got brainwashed. When you can say something like that out loud and not notice it makes no sense, it shows you’re in deep

[@editdotexe]

"Much healthier for the mindset" With how much she fixates on color, I don't think her mindset is very healthy.

[@randomduck8679]

Not even having a yellow t shirt and rainbow image was good enough for her.

[@PaulvonOberstein]

Good comment.

[@averyvanderlouw1193]

I feel for the guy that got felt up on. I’ve had women sexually harass me and touch me all in “good fun” while in public or if I was waiting tables at my family’s restaurant. Sometimes this happened while my mom, or my aunt or another family member watched with a “oh he’s so shy haha” face… and when I’d tell them afterwards how uncomfortable I felt they’d say that I was exaggerating and “need to man up” or “we’re in public, why’re you so worried?” Letting people invade your privacy in public just gives people the impression that you have no boundaries and are fine with being taken advantage of

[@mjanny6330]

I got groped by a women while waiting in line at a music festival, a female police officer was standing less then 30 feet away and I looked her right in the eye while it was happening and she just grinned at me.

[@yewtewbstew547]

I've never had it happen in a casual setting like that, but it used to occasionally happen to me in my teens and early twenties on nights out. Back when I was still decent looking lol. As a young man if you're in shape and even just slightly above average looking with drunk women around, there is a good chance you're gonna get your ass squeezed. Personally I didn't ever actually care, I didn't feel threatened or anything, but it's still not okay. Some guys are understandably going to be very uncomfortable with it.

[@thegamer9302]

Homeless woman kissed me and my step mom and her family were making jokes about it pops was the only one took it seriously.

[@yoeyyoey8937]

You all are taking this too far. The actor was upset because he didn’t want to get fired for taking tasteless pictures with guests, it must be a strict Disney policy that he was adhering to. I’ve had women touch me like that and it’s not great but it’s not that bad at all, nothing comparable to groping a woman.

[@Aleyck]

​@@yoeyyoey8937 Where do you get off by asserting that men don't have the same level of right to bodily privacy?

[@derschwarzgeist]

_I'm_ baffled as to why that dude didn't just immediately tell that crazy lady to get the hell off his property, let alone letting his daughter get anywhere close to her.

[@Zetact_]

He probably figured it would be good for a laugh.

[@lol0999]

It's in the UK pretty sure, over here we're kind of overly polite even with nuisances and don't tell them directly to fuck off but rather give a passive aggressive signals that we want the conversation to end.

[@priapulida]

he missed teaching an important lesson.. dad: "See sweetie? That's what we call a Karen. They are very mean people who like making others feel bad. You know what you should do when you see a Karen?" dad points finger at Karen: "BOO!" kid pointing finger as well : "BOO!"

[@rachelc.8143]

That guy has the patience of a saint but you could tell by the tone of his voice that he was getting annoyed the longer the conversation went on. If I was him I would’ve just told the Karen to fuck off almost immediately though.

[@signa8]

@lol0999 respect for your inherent politeness and all that, but there's times that call for American bluntness and this was one of them. I would have shut the door in her face.

[@zencyn4682]

"They're mauve. Mauve. Mauuve!" Giving me Ross Gellar vibes "IT'S SALMON!!!"

[@machaiarcanum]

That woman at the end saying “I do like that you’ve got her wearing the rainbow” is one reason a lot of parents are pissed at LGB/T etc.-she clearly means more to it than just the colour, and so parents have to make a choice between kids wearing the rainbow because it looks nice and kids like it, and other people associating it with the groomer nonsense.

[@david.bowerman]

Particularly the last clip, speaking as a parent myself. Generally speaking, not your child, not your problem. The child will explore colors and other things as they get older. At 2, they primarily mirror their parents. As they get older and slowly gain autotomy, they might want to select different color, you might have them give input on the clothes they want to wear. But at 2, the clothes they are wearing could be almost anything and they won't care.

[@vanzy01]

👍🏿

[@habibishapur]

We know what kids are.

[@brianmeans5965]

Well in my experience between walking and self reflection they prefer halloween costumes.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

No, don't lend credence to any part of that cultist's mad ramblings. We've had enough of this lunacy!

[@sdfabctr]

children go through tons of phases of exploration and mimicry. You know what can really fuck with them though? especially when they're young? A weird stranger coming up to them and judging the way they and their family live their lives. That can stick with a kid in a bad way for a long time... Or be instantly forgotten, kids are really hit and miss like that. Either they're freaked out by something or just complete zero fucks not interested or concerned in any way.

[@arcuscotangens]

Imagine not only being such a Karen, but expecting a two year old kid to recognize and name the color mauve.

[@cthomaspeasant3059]

The chipped girl video reminds me of why I tend to completely disregard some technologies not because of the tech itself but because of how quickly it can get used against you

[@GomulDart]

its not real. that is parody

[@bishopofeternity48]

​@@GomulDartIt's not real, YET.

[@GomulDart]

@@bishopofeternity48 sure. and I appreciate the social commentary of that video. And of course someone's going to propose this. That is inevitable. What's not decided is if it will even work, or be adopted on a large scale, etc. I'm just saying, there's a lot of people who thought that video was real, and it's not.

[@cthomaspeasant3059]

@@GomulDart Even if it isn't real, That kind of stuff is still a bad idea

[@GomulDart]

@@cthomaspeasant3059 sure, yes it is. I agree. But it's not real yet, I'm just disappointed in people who saw that video and immediately thought it was real with no verification or anything.

[@somenerdonline9627]

Every time somebody mentions the arm chips, all I think is that I’m waiting for the day we found out some homeless crackhead hacked off somebody’s arm with a hatchet to steal the chip. I give it 3 more years until that enters the news

[@phantom8926]

So Demolition Man?

[@mjanny6330]

Or a gang of murderers using the limp dead body of their victim at an ATM to withdraw money.

[@McForkCoverup2005]

I'm pretty sure, regarding that last one, one major reason why that man was actually entertaining that Karen for so long instead of just telling her to stop trying to groom his child and slamming the door in her face is that, if he did, she would have absolutely gone to the police station and told them that he was being transphobic or causing offense or something along those lines. Since over there, just someone "perceiving" you doing or saying something as "offensive" is enough for you to get in trouble with the police or get a "hate incident" put into your record. That is how draconian they are in the UK nowadays.

[@PinballBob1]

It DOES seem like she was trying to bait him. To his credit, he didn't fall for it.

[@tedhiyashi935]

its an Orwellian shithole.

[@Mason58654]

And the British call America a lousy country…

[@crimsonking440]

*Closes his door* "He attempted to assualt me with that big piece of wood there, officer."

[@andreivaughn1468]

As a UK person, the logic is as follows: this is clearly a meddling busybody - you don't let that stuff fester by ignoring it, they'll just find another (possibly indirect method) to confront you, which could be worse. Stay out there and talk to them, and firmly stand your ground.

[@shrimpkraken]

The background for Tik-Tok Tuesday should be Dev laying on his stomach looking at his phone with his feet in the air and a look of helplessness on his face

[@dnidaz2553]

What a round about way to say you want to see his feet

[@kazekamiha]

No. A look of horror.

[@presidentirinavladimirovna7054]

Nah It's gotta be the clockwork orange scene but with Dev

[@LagrangePoint0]

@@dnidaz2553 nah, not his feet, but him wearing socks and sandals.

[@sardonically-inclined7645]

I can imagine holding back because the little one is there, but just wanting to yell "She's two you dingbat!"

[@TheGreenKnight500]

I would have demanded she leave me alone or face the consequences. If I've got a little kid and you come up acting like a lunatic I might get violent.

[@Sergito800]

"She's bloody two year's old ya donkey!" with a heavy bri'ish accent for maximum impact

[@TransRoofKorean]

@@TheGreenKnight500 Seriously. I'm getting older now and I've still never hit a woman, but when she thinks she can butt in like that, I'm not sure I can think of another way to teach someone what politeness really is. Because no matter how much she dresses up her insinuations in niceties, what she's doing there is threatening to call the CPS on you if you don't genderqueer your kid, as if she thinks *YOU'RE* the problem. She really thinks that. And at that point... we ain't ever finding common ground. Not as human beings. Nope. The "ITG" mode isn't very natural to me but man is she making me feel like that. I was getting so angry. I feel like people aren't seeing that what that women was doing was *_THREATENING_* him for intentionally raising his daughter as a daughter. I'm sure she called the cops after to talk about his toxic methods of raising the kid. I mean... anyway, that's the sort of Karen vibes I was getting. Not just a cultist but a damn evil one.

[@eliseosterbrink8000]

The busybody British lady would've gotten a curt "get away from my house" and then a punch in the face when she refused to leave if that was me.

[@commisaryarreck3974]

And you would've gotten the gender gestapo. I mean British Cild predator servic- I mean "protection" services taking your child away

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Then you'd get thrown in prison because Britain cucked out to the soy

[@cerdic6305]

For which you'd likely be arrested

[@williamjenkins4913]

@@cerdic6305 and traumatize your daughter.

[@johntaxpayer2523]

when shortfitotaku?

[@totallynotfake1878]

When 🚛 happens

[@firebreathingcow]

In regards to the ticketing, it could also be that they’re doing it somewhere that was obstructing access.

[@extyr]

Could also be some kind of riot kitchen supplying antifa.

[@elusivemayfly7534]

Yeah, it seems like a lot of info is missing

[@StupeiIori]

In American cities you also need to apply for event permits to set up booths and such. That was my take on it.

[@greatestcait]

Good grief, the Gender Police Karen is insufferable. How is this any less obnoxious than people going "but girls have to wear pink and frills and dresses, they cant wear jeans or shorts those are for boys"? Just let the man dress his two year old daughter how he wants, and when shes old enough to have preferences for colors she can wear the ones she likes.

[@joekewl7539]

Clearly, TikTok Tuesday's background needs to be Dev strapped to a chair with the Clockwork Orange device holding his eyes open while an offscreen hand holds up a phone to his face, and the BGM needs to be some sinister ambience. That's the vibe TikTok Tuesday carries.

[@grejsancoprative]

- Why are you dressing your girl in pink? - None of your business Close the door. Never engage with a Karen; cause you even try to take the discussion is enough of a acknowledgment for them to continue what they are doing.

[@Grumpini]

9:00 "How much stuff you have to know and learn to drive a car" In many places, you just have to take an exam. No driving school actually needed. If you knew the local examiner, even easier ($) One province over from you in Quebec, mandatory driving school only came into effect in 2010.

[@EmmaHopman]

It's Tuesday my dudes!

[@xcmledder3420]

aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhh

[@FrankJaeger803]

AhhhhhAHHHHHHHHH

[@powertron7715]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[@levelfive7662]

Can't wait until it's Sunday so we get "subreddit Sundays"

[@houseofhas9355]

Hahaha it's Tuesday ( how dare you assume my gender)

[@Cp-71]

Call me ancient all you want, not having a smartphone has a lot of advantages. No ads, no data collecting, no addiction, no Tiktok or other crap.

[@Fuzzycat16]

you can still get a smartphone and just use it as a phone.... You know that right?

[@phantom8926]

​@@Fuzzycat16 you can, but it defeats the purpose of living without it.

[@inquisitionagent9052]

No indoctrination

[@MasterDBates]

you got a loicense for that pink shirt

[@Spit1990]

OYOYOYOY!

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Ya go' a loisance fo tha' "MAUVE" gla'asses ya? Pip pip cheerio, jolly good

[@elusivemayfly7534]

😂

[@the_inquisitive_inquisitor]

You CAN feed the homeless if your facility is inspected and certified by Health and Safety; I used to volunteer at a charity kitchen and their facilities were managed exactly like a restaurant.

[@Saint_Wolf_]

9:50 "She looks a lot older to me" GROOM ALERT MAJOOOOR GROOM ALERT! 🕴️🪵🪓

[@inquisitionagent9052]

Ofcourse. She's part of the gender cult, the alphabet mafia, the toddler diddler, the six sages of the underages. They're all groomers

[@anangelsdiaries]

For the parent, I am surprised he didn't just close the door on her, why did he entertain her that long?

[@scienceface8884]

Because now he has evidence.

[@MidwestArtMan]

I mean, she was pretty entertaining. "This isn't pink. It's mauve."

[@ryanjohnson8131]

I can see someone being so taken aback that after a point you just want to see how far the other person will go in the dialogue. Also at a certain point, you know you're recording something ridiculous, so why not play it out for other people to see later.

[@creatrixZBD]

Footage

[@terig8974]

British.

[@naswinger]

the guy at the end was way too polite, but i guess in the UK you could go to jail for hatespeech if he had told her to f off like you would in most of europe.

[@cerdic6305]

No you absolutely could not even be legally arrested for that in the UK, nor in any European country I'm aware of. People in the UK, particularly in a suburb in southern England, tend to be fairly reserved and non-confrontational.

[@freezingaethernity3393]

Mom wake up, it's tiktok tuesday

[@houseofhas9355]

Mom Wake up it's time to switch your gender.

[@Sound557]

If you’re going to make the shoplifting theory video it might be a good idea to include California Prop 47. It’s what made the problem so bad.

[@ClarkKentai]

The thing about the car rolling away, too, is that (assuming your idle doesn't drag you around) it's not hard, and relatively safe, to get in front and stop a sedan with your own body.

[@phantom8926]

​@crassgop or, assuming you can catch it, put your shoulder between the door and door way and you could stop it as well.

[@davidmalkowski7850]

I have the feeling she left it in drive and completely forgot about it. The hill certainly wasn't steep

[@phantom8926]

@@davidmalkowski7850 no one accused her of being intelligent.

[@habibishapur]

​@crassgop understanding that trying to stop steel machines with your fleshy body is a bad idea isnt "modern people being afraid of physical contact", its basic common sense. Every chinese guy on liveleak crushed to death in a factory or escalator had your same attittude.

[@ClarkKentai]

@@habibishapur There's a reasonable medium. It would have been fairly safe to physically stop that car.

[@johndwyer1445]

That hairline tiktok suddenly made me feel a lot better about myself

[@Zetact_]

Luckily it appears that the car did not roll out into traffic but rather it fell into a ditch. I mean lucky in relative terms, not absolute.

[@LordBaktor]

I started shaving my head because I was pretty much bald at 19. You get used to it. It's not a big deal.

[@habibishapur]

I cut my hair down to the scalp with trimmers every time because i cant be bothered to go to the barber and also pay them, and im not even bald. People are so oddly precious about their hair. Its a bizarre thing.

[@mikzpwnz_3199]

I was honestly half expected to the last one just pull off a wig.

[@jsgdk]

I trim my hair at the same time I trim my beard, just to 1mm. Been doing this for a decade.

[@BiggieTrismegistus]

​@@Wolf_ManJack😄

[@andrewmontague9682]

Have you been sitting on “In Defence of Looting” as long as your video about the Canadian Truckers? 🤔😏

[@ChickenJoeSchmoe]

8:08 thank God, Commander Cody here is giving us a reasonable take

[@LichCrypt]

Guys, if you're going bald I strongly recommend just shaving it all. Then you can choose to leave it as it is or get a hair system (best decision of my life).

[@InfamyOrDeath-__-]

That’s absolutely mind boggling, someone would actually come to your house to tell you to stop dressing your baby in pink. I’m gobsmacked, that’s beyond belief.

[@scienceface8884]

I remember seeing a woman reach out and grope the blonde backstreet boy. Just reached out from the vip area and grabbed his junk while he was singing on stage. He had a look of surprise for a split second, then winked at her and danced out of reach. But that's gotta be a "show must go on" thing. Those tickets aren't cheap, he's got an image to maintain. But she sexually assaulted the man on camera in front of thousands of witnesses and she suffered no consequences for it. I'm glad Gaston doesn't feel the need to play that game.

[@williamjenkins4913]

Same thing happened to Bieber when he was 16. It's pretty gross.

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

Disney also has an image to maintain, and I'm pretty sure they have extensive policies on what and how their costumed cast members can do when interacting with park goers, both to prevent scandal from behavior by cast members, as well as foster "good behavior" from guests by not letting them interact with them in undesired ways.

[@Captain_FIipper]

Bro you can’t tell me that the British Karen vid wasn’t a skit that shit’s too good

[@craigkemery]

Oof, I’m feeling the pain of the receding hairline kids. Thankfully I got a few more years than these poor guys. I’m in my late 30’s desperately clinging to my Shawn Michaels circa 2017 hairline 😂

[@vanzy01]

😢

[@tonywhits6226]

That man handled that woman very well tbh going on about the pink clothing. If that were me I’d probably have lost it much earlier and gotten verbally aggressive

[@selinnazsur2328]

Oh boy, time for my weekly brainrot! Btw as much as I hate these TikToks it's nice to have a voice of reason dissecting them and showing why they're ridiculous. I feel like many of us can do the same thing but putting it into words is another beast, which is what I appreciate about people like Dev.

[@jonisawesome69]

the woman at 4:38 makes a bunch of these videos lol it isn't a real news broadcast

[@ShortFatOtaku]

ohhhh

[@elusivemayfly7534]

Still a timely message 😊

[@krunchyapples]

That receding hairline one had me gobsmacked. You can never ever brush your hair back or get your hair wet without making it obvious to everyone. What a life. Might as well just embrace the baldness at that point

[@matthiuskoenig3378]

Water proof wig glue exists, I might give that a try if I get that bad while young.

[@Yipper64]

1:38 boy, something you need in your arm in order to buy and sell? That sounds rather familiar... *yeah hard pass on that one.*

[@habibishapur]

Schizophrenic christians for 2 thousand years: "this time its true, youll see"

[@Yipper64]

@@habibishapur Not gonna say its 100%, as the bible says, no one will know the time nor day. So any Christian who claims to, isnt following the bible itself. That being said, doesnt hurt to be cautious. And I mean, does that not fit absolutely perfectly into that description? Im just not going to put any kind of chip or mark on my arm or forehead.

[@elusivemayfly7534]

Amen

[@lorddaro7771]

Yup, it kinda hurts when you start balding. But at least one learns to live with it eventually.

[@uastyrdzhii]

The second video with the asian girl really feels like a WEF propaganda piece

[@MnemonicHack]

Small neodymium magnets are actually something neat to implant. If you get it close to a voltage source, it vibrates and you can essentially sense magnetic fields. The finger is both a good and bad place, as it's very sensitive for this, but also could mess up delicate electronics. Some people get them in the backs of their hands. I would like it, but it's expensive and since I work with sensors, it might mess them up, so a no-go for me.

[@SouthernGothicYT]

loving these videos dude! Big oof for the micro chip lady. smfh ridiculous

[@Zetact_]

She somehow thought that if she had some medical emergency that one of the EMTs first instincts would be, "Quick, someone scan her microchip arm!"

[@kaminsod4077]

Can't wait until shit like that is mandatory for everyone. The cyberpunk dystopia is just around the corner.

[@kirk2767]

@@Zetact_ It's funny though, how cats and dogs have microchips but we don't.

[@GomulDart]

@@kaminsod4077 its not real. that video is parody.

[@ne0nmancer]

@@Zetact_ Like that Cyberpunk 2077 mission 💀💀

[@captainz9]

Lol on the receding hairline kids. I didn't start in until my mid-20s but I just learned to embrace the bald spot. I saw way too many older guys just looking silly trying to do the combover, etc.

[@tonyhartford1014]

Finastride, minoxidil, derma-rolling, regrowth foam

[@3Xmedic]

Zoey Quinn can't understand why every device she handles has it's data immediately corrupted. Surely it can't be the magnet under her skin!

[@daltonmortimer7735]

With regards to the looting video idea: See not only do the low hanging fruit videos keep you grounded and self-aware but they also keep your ear to the ground and inspire and motivate the high brow shit lol

[@Deadlychuck84]

lol never tell a guy he's wrong about the color of something, especially when there's no other colors around to reference it as some particular shade of that color. If it's some random shade of pink, without any other pink around, it's just pink. Also, just looked up "mauve" and I'm convinced that it's just a made up color people call things when they're too up their own ass to call it pink, because there's too many different shades all labeled as it.

[@williamjenkins4913]

Mauve is just pink with its pinky in the air.

[@_Pyroon_]

We all know if he dressed her son exclusively in pink she would love it even if her didn't have any choice

[@TheAzureNightmare]

Honestly, Dev in the thumbnail looks like Greaseball from Pizza Tower's Golf. "Nice Nachos!"

[@hanzumautist4945]

That last one straight up felt like a Monty Python skit. Except instead of Eric Idle with a blonde wig and a shrill falsetto, it’s an actual human being that has by the grace of some divine power not been given a swift boot to the ass for her unprompted moral grandstanding.

[@nathansalvetti8232]

Alright people, welcome to Shadowrun. We're running 4a, normal creation rules, 400BP. Let's go.

[@orangeninja8022]

I used to dress my baby girl in blue onesies with dinosaurs on them cuz I thought they were cute, but everyone kept thinking she was a boy cuz her name is kinda unisex. Now she always wears pink or at least someting with flowers or frills so people know she's a girl. Sue me, weirdo British Karen 🤣

[@tristanloveday5240]

My hairline started receeding at 13. Some mates started calling me robocop haha, so I just started shaving it skinhead every morning. I love it. So strange to me older men walking around with a tuft of hair or the horseshoe/Mr. Burns haircut. Just accept it lol Smooth kings unite!

[@Captain_Draco]

They have these chips for the rich in Mexico and apparently the criminals just cut the person's hand/arm off to use it as a key.

[@NoPantsBaby]

Don't feed the homeless. They multiply. Food is motivation for homeless to go to a shelter or stay away. San Francisco is what you get when you just GIVE THEM MONEY.

[@catoticneutral]

1:50 "I feel like a sci-fi character!" Reminds me of that one meme where a guy's looking at some cyberpunk or dystopian fiction thing and says "wow cool future!" while the point of it goes over his head.

[@Live4Gunz]

That Karen need to catch whatever Helen Keller had.

[@vane909090]

1:40 that chip in body shit will increase amputation crimes, mark my words lmao.

[@L337N1NJ4L1NK]

Growing up, I let my son and my daughter mostly pick their own clothing (with some vetos by the missus). You know what I learned? My little boy loved fire truck red and superman blue while my little girl (she's still little) loves her pinks and yellows and floral prints. She also likes to pair neon green with hot pink but only when mom isn't around because I won't get mad at her for that atrocious combo.

[@Katurodrake]

5:13 Yup. I'm a security guard next to a clothing store and every week they steal clothes and then dump the coat hangers on my property.

[@Nicupos]

Panhandling laws not only prohibit panhandling, but also prohibit the enabling of panhandling. Although not all American states have these laws.

[@mrt77wv]

I remember the "lifting fandom" on tumblr circa 2011-13. A bunch of entitled assholes bragging about stealing thousands of dollars worth of overpriced make up and the like. But none of them actually filmed themselves stealing it, only took pics of the loot they bagged.

[@0xA9F]

I think the proper "Tiktok experience" would be "fat" dev sitting on the toilet with the phone...

[@snackpackman1938]

Back-to-back Gundam and SFO vids gotta love it 😍

[@buttersstotch4922]

Is anyone else surprised that the last lady, "liked the rainbows"? I sure wasn't.

[@TheCriticalPigeon]

Tuesday is awesome, Gundam and dev

[@ohwnosrepeht]

7:05 "Oh my gaawd!"

[@ragnarok7976]

"magnet jobs" has utterly destroyed me. I don't even understand why that's so funny to me...

[@dibberz-v1z]

The reason you can get ticketed for giving food to the homeless, is because several times people who've done that had lace the food with poison or hard drugs

[@jameskowanko7574]

In plenty of places you need a license and can only be in specific areas to provide food or water to the homeless. It's part of the 'harmful design' policies of many cities and regions to keep homeless people contained in specific areas or to leave their town. So in America, you can be arrested for trying to help the homeless

[@phantom8926]

There's also the fact the homeless can turn around and sue you if they get sick. If you're permitted it's lessened by the certification.

[@williamjenkins4913]

Oh come on. Let's not ignore the very real health risks of random untrained people handling hot food. Also what is the problem with keeping the homeless contained? They shouldn't be allowed to make their problems my problems by shitting on my sidewalks.

[@blazingsonic]

She makes Dragon Ball Super's Goku look like GT Goku, Can you even put her in witness protection? Her guardian angels would have to bound and gag her because it would be the ONLY way to keep her safe because she'll just babble on about everything. If you say the word "secret" she'll say "Speak English mother f*****!" If you tell her don't tell anyone, the whole globe would already heard it from her the second you opened your mouth. She's a legendary super snitch. She took tattle tell to a whole new level.

[@maerhodes8552]

I am a proud Gaston apologist and that lady was outta line. You can’t just TOUCH people while they are WORKING. The costume or uniform doesn’t MATTER, it means “do not TOUCH”.

[@MakeLoveNotWar687]

Hey Dev basically turn off the computer screen off and only have the light from you phone light up the room

[@mrtango1824]

RFID blocking plates, also known as metal. Metals; likely aluminum in these wallet's case, as its cheap, and absorbs em quite well for weak signals like RFID.

[@andrewlivingston1590]

“She says pink. But they are mauve. Mauve! Mauve! Mauve glasses!”

[@CBman11037]

In good ol Merica, my good old fashion piece maker would've dealt with any pesky karens knockin at my door

[@Tarik360]

Imagine chipping your hand and then having to buy a skimproof "fashionable" tinfoil glove to protect it. Have fun going everywhere wearing a glove lmfao.

[@TorridPrime217]

You never Count You Money, When Yer' Sittin' at the Table, They'll be Time Enough for Countin' When the Dealin's Done

[@TheFawse]

Dev, now that you’re driving, never forget the most important thing: every other driver is either stupid or legitimately out to kill you. Stay on your guard, and I hope you have a dash cam

[@dy031101]

"You wouldn't ever see this sh*t here in Canada." I was worried for a while. Whew~

[@viaferrata2769]

You have to let the city know you're handing out food, and they have to make sure everything is cooked properly and handled properly.. I've done plenty of food drives, and we just went to the city and informed them. Cops, firefighters, etc, would all come out and help.

[@ChristopherSibert]

The people handing out food are doing it without a license, they just have to get a food vendor license and follow the laws for inspection. Don't half-ass it and complain when the city does what cities are meant to do: make sure you aren't handing out tainted food!

[@laurendearnley9595]

Yep. What if they poisoned or tainted the sandwiches, rolled up on some homeless people, gave them the food, then rode away while people keeled over behind them.

[@andrewmaximo4485]

If there is an open air drug scene in that city, I would say accidental food poisoning is the least of the governments worries. Is the clearly bottled water OK? Or does it need inspected too?