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[@kaiserkitsune9393]

The reason why female police officers are often unfit is because a lot of countries have lesser requirements for women to pass the police fitness test, a lot of places have that for their military too, this is of course, because of muh inclusion.

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

Based on the physique of some male officers, I think they just lowered their physical standard for everyone.

[@KyriosHeptagrammaton]

I know a female border guard who got her job over 20 years ago. She's still super fit in her late 40s and has basically perfect accuracy with a handgun. It sucks that the whole "bigotry of low expectations" has taken over.

[@dennisrounds1996]

DEI at its best Dumpy female officers under 5 feet

[@townwitchdoctor5538]

In the UK you used to have to be 6' plus, they lowered it to 5'8" then scrapped it because it was discriminatory. I don't know how they got that reasoning. Average height is also trending up, so surely they have both an increase in recruitment pool and an increase in need for larger officers.

[@ZealotOfSteal]

There is a practical part to it as well for police. Female POs are needed to search and, in some cases, handle female suspects/ civilians. So if you aren't able to recruit enough for the roles you need, you lower the requirements.

[@bencochrane6112]

10 years into marriage, I still haven't bought my wife an engagement ring. Every anniversary I take her to the jewellery shop and she yells at me for wasting money and we go buy bulk detergent instead. I love this woman. (And I go back to the jewellers in secret to pick something nice for her that doesn't break our budget)

[@TheGreenKnight500]

Thank you for cleansing my pallet with something nice. I needed it after this video.

[@Svoorhout85]

I believe the only reason the diamond trade exists is to bankroll (illegal) military operations around the globe. And weve been tricked into believing we have to buy a duamond ring for our fiancee's worth x monthly salaries to keep that ball rolling.

[@vane909090]

Average Eastern European woman.

[@ironraccoon3536]

The both of you together are a national treasure

[@wellingtonbruh3756]

Your wife is based as fuck. You don't need to buy her a ring, she knows she's a gem

[@the_real_ch3]

Hold up, you guys don't just eat the entire pot of mac and cheese in one go?

[@NoNamesLeft0102]

You don't eat the three packs of expired instant noodles in one go?

[@habibishapur]

​@@NoNamesLeft0102nah. I boof em

[@viljamtheninja]

@@Sonamyfan875 It's a shit-ton of carbs though, but a delicious shit-ton. Sometimes if I'm hungover on a Sunday I'll eat the whole box and put a bunch of bacon in it, beautiful meal. Still, it's way more carbs than you really need for one meal unless you live a VERY active lifestyle.

[@p.s.shnabel3409]

@@viljamtheninja What you really want is the Big Daddy Mac Mix from Hoosier Hill Farm. It's just the cheese mix, but it is so much better than your box brands. That being said, I prefer to make my own cheese sauce without a powder. Grate some Gruyere - or whatever cheese you love, set aside. Make a thin sauce bechamel, add grated cheese ... done. Obviously, can be seasoned to taste with additions of garlic, cayenne, herbs or even white wine (you want to add that before you do the cheese and let the alcohol cook off). For all I care you could put capers in as well, but I'd not eat it then. The resulting sauce will pull cheese strings, but I count that as a plus.

[@lokiswager]

Tbf, she said it was meals for her toddler. But it's weird that one toddler and one adult wouldn't eat the entire pot of mac and cheese, so I guess she makes her own food separately from the kid's?

[@tylercoon1791]

You can never escape the dogpill Dev. Run from it. Dread it. The dogpill arrives all the same.

[@Mankepanke]

Always behind you, panting and waiting for you to throw another ball

[@redvelvet5374]

You just... know.

[@habibishapur]

I find the whole "white women" thing really forced tho. I see girls from all races acting like that. Off the top of my head, alinity is hispanic... I swear the meme was girls f dogs, and some bitter commie just tacked the white in front and people just ran with it. Its stupid.

[@Arthurskittenboywife]

woof

[@chirimoyan]

*wags tail* owo

[@simonpetrikov3992]

That woman that wanted a 500k dollar ring should spend a few years in a rural area so she could understand how completely insane that request is

[@AttacMage]

seems like a joke to me, but maybe that's just hopium

[@orirune3079]

Yeah I assumed they were just making dumb drunk jokes, not that they actually wanted an unlimited-money ring

[@WouldYouKindlyGWAR]

I got the vibe that she may have been joking because she sort of smiles a couple times like she is starting to crack up but these days honestly who fucking knows. She was hella fucking cute though.

[@simonpetrikov3992]

@@captainweekend5276 it also looks like the woman is in New York City which is extremely expensive to stay at anyway and places like California which is so expensive that if it’s impossible for you to get a 500k ring then you’re probably not going to be a homeowner there and probably just going to barely avoid being homeless

[@Farce13]

​@@captainweekend5276my sister can't fathom that I have the ability to save money and spend wisely. She thinks I sell drugs

[@jakedowney1706]

These women would rather be homeless with a nice ring than have a nice house with a decent ring.

[@TheFatalcrest]

😂 No! Get her a rock! Her ego demands something shiny even if you then have to drag yourself out of that ice bath for those organs you sold for the blackmarket money.

[@TombaFanatic]

Can't run off with a house

[@habibishapur]

No. They just dont understand the value of money. Everytime youre confused about womens behaviour, remember that they stop maturing at 16. Mentally theyre children. Children dont have a good handle on the value of money. To them, 500thousand and 50 million might as well be the same because at that point theyre just big numbers.

[@jht3fougifh393]

These types have always existed. Unfortunate.

[@TheFatalcrest]

@@jht3fougifh393 I'm sure they did but God atleast they probably didn't scream it at a camera for other idiots to think "You know what...I do deserve thst ring that is 6 figures from a guy whose rocking a gym teachers salary.....I should berate him until he bankruptcy himself funding my existence. Thank you validating voice!"

[@Condeycon]

I've worked as a janitor at my local uni for about 4 years now while I make my way through school. I primarily clean out the dorms and I can confirm that young women are just as foul as young dudes. Basically, zoomers in general are just kinda fucked. I've had several ask me how to use the washers/dryers in the laundry room for example. At the end of the year, we clean out their rooms and some of them are just absolute disasters. I have SEEN things.

[@affablesage9582]

I'm also employed as a janitor at a college. Been there for just over a year now. I don't clean dorms, just the buildings themselves. This is something I learned not only from this job but also working in food service: The ladies rooms are ALWAYS worse. In the men's room, you might get puddles of piss on the floor or sprinkle on the seat, or Chipotle splatter on the toilet from time to time, but it's nothing unexpected. The ladies rooms, though? Same things as the men's, but add bloody tissues on the counter, hair clogging floor drains, stalls with blood AND shit all over them and combine it all with the unholy stench of the (un)sanitary box, and you have the single WORST part of any cleaning run.

[@edwoodsr]

You have not seen what I have seen.

[@davejones9469]

One girl I knew said something in her room stank, and she couldn't figure out what it was. I looked into the veritable trash heap, and said it was probably the stack of bowls with moldy food in them...

[@IzzySarru]

Malcolm, is that you?

[@seganesergrafxvision64_92]

Brainlit breadtuber lover

[@LancerDL]

I'm pretty sure the girl who was saying $500k was just making boastful demands as a joke. The energy wasn't serious to me; more like a drunk girl on a fun day out just saying whatever comes to their mind. She probably was already super hyped before the interview. That being said, I wouldn't bet my savings on her.

[@KyriosHeptagrammaton]

I don't care how much money you have, who throws out food just because you made too much? Insane.

[@TheLurker1647]

Why wouldn’t you just eat it before then? I almost never have leftovers, because I just cook the precise amount that I’m going to cook. And if I do make more than I want, I just eat it the next day. Food waste is wild.

[@slydoorkeeper4783]

@@TheLurker1647 Exactly, I think the longest food that I made was in the fridge for was only like 3 days. During a time where I was basically never home either mind you.

[@LimewirePirate]

I had a roommate who hated leftovers, too. She generally bought/made too much food and never ate it all, leaving stuff to rot in the fridge for weeks. Whenever I ate some of it, which she said I could, she would get irritated. Never made sense to me.

[@whytho1690]

w h a t 🤔Won't lie, I'd end up getting mad at her being irritated and demand an explanation.

[@baronofdreams2545]

I had a former roommate that complained about us making large batches of food and eating off of them to save money, never once in my life had I encountered somebody that privileged till I started going to college and having roommates. Then again, she had the valley girl accent, had a brand new car bought for her under her dad (including the license plate) and never cleaned up after herself while complaining about it, so I guess I shouldn't have been surprised. It just goes to show how out of touch some people are now.

[@user-kp3eq1uj8e]

Pot roast and rice all day baby. Throw some tabasco and Lawry's on it for good measure.

[@westphalianstallion4293]

I cant get over the moral aspect of wasting food. Okay you dont have to force down some sketchy stuff but yeah if you got somewhat of a christian ubbringing...wasting food hurts my soul... Okay now when I think about it, my ex girlfriend wasted a lot of food, maybe because I paid for it. But she was an eastern german brat from a stasi family, so yeah the least thing from christian.

[@TheGreenKnight500]

Sounds like your average SoCal chick

[@EntertheFray1]

@@westphalianstallion4293 It's important to remember that while wasting food is bad, someone forcing themselves to eat something so it doesn't go to waste is also bad. If having to choose between the two, the 1st one is just money, the 2nd one is health. I'd say that health matters more. The former can encourage over-eating and unhealthy heating habits. It's taken me 30 years to learn portion control (lost 70lbs this year so far by changing to natural foods and portion control), and one of the contributing factors to that was my mentality to not let food go to waste, I'd feel guilty if I did.

[@Ultracity6060]

I had a roommate once that would get a family-sized Oreos or Doritos (always brand name), open it, eat one or two. Next day, it's not "fresh" any more, so he would toss the rest.

[@dirt_dert_durt]

That last one really helps me fathom the severity of food waste in America. If there's one person like that, imagine the millions who haven't "discovered" saving food

[@womort1435]

Honestly I didn't only expected her to put the plastic containers in the microwave, but not something so stupid

[@CleetusGlobin]

Are there seriously people who don't reheat leftovers? My mom has done this since I was born, and probably before...

[@veronica-mew]

I know some actual rich people and even they eat leftovers. I refuse to believe people like this exist 😭

[@tumultoustortellini]

@@veronica-mew The upper-middle class have neither the garnered intelligence of the rich, nor the resourcefulness of the poor.

[@tumultoustortellini]

@@crassgop My point was that there are definitely people out there that heavily waste food. I wasn't even talking about the woman in the clip specifically.

[@TheRealW.S.Foster]

I don't think I'll ever forget that one episode of South Park that showed an actual sex-change surgery. I can remember, at best, scenes of bloody flesh being interacted with inside of an OR and said flesh being cut apart graphically... looking back, I honestly can't believe that was shown on national TV so many years ago. I believe that episode's A Plot focused on Mr. Garrison getting a sex change because he believed he was a lesbian trapped in a man's body... only for him to try to backpedal that decision - hard - because he realized couldn't have periods or get pregnant. Whether or not the guy in the first TikTok will come to a similar realization is up to fate.

[@TheGreenKnight500]

This is why satire has kind of died as an artform. What was once and absurd joke is now pushed as "normal" to the masses.

[@marshallhuffer4713]

Garrison said he was just a guy with a mutilated penis, and the doctor said basically, yes.

[@immikeurnot]

Specifically, Garrison detransitioned because he realized that he wasn't actually a woman, even after all he went through.

[@Alberich_Prince_of_Dwarves]

It's not a front butt, Dev. It's a gunt.

[@ExtreamClownTown]

in America there is a physical to pass police academy, but after that there are no more. so after a lot of cops pass the entry test and get comfortable in there rolls they tend to let themselves go because it doesn't matter they made it now.

[@theclown3967]

Most of my local and state cops are fit. The fatties are the state Capitol Police. Basically they just guard the Governors Mansion and protect the legislature and follow the Governor. They're all fat pieces of garbage. It's frustrating

[@Clint52279]

Some get way to comfortable in their "rolls."

[@mrharpable]

Comfortable in their rolls hahahaha

[@cp1cupcake]

Out of shape police in the US have been meme'ed since forever. It was in the first Men in Black.

[@KyriosHeptagrammaton]

They get comfortable in their roles and then get comfortable in their rolls

[@0fuxGiven]

DOGPILL 2: Good-er Boy Furrier, whiter, and with twice as much peanut butter

[@DrakusLuthos]

Oh no...

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

I just forgot about that 2 minutes ago. Thanks, I hate it.

[@razorknight92]

"If a woman approaches any animal and lies with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death; their blood is upon them." - Leviticus 20:16

[@j.k.4479]

@@razorknight92 Unless you live in New York, then the statue of limitations applies and as long as the degenerate goes undiscovered for long enough he or she will get away with it, going entirely unpunished...

[@dontcallthemliberals3316]

fuck that got me good

[@LordBaktor]

I once knew a couple that never washed underwear. They'd just throw them out and buy new ones. Of course they were loaded and could afford to do that but I still have a hard time wrapping my head around how "normal" it sounded to them when they said it.

[@KyriosHeptagrammaton]

That's messed up. Washed underwear is probably cleaner than new underwear anyway.

[@Anatolope]

“Frankendick” lol

[@GhoulishGash]

The trans movement was a mistake

[@MrSmiley81092]

Frankenweinie

[@jrny8922]

@@GhoulishGash true

[@frednificent]

Dev created a new body mod trend. Attach bolts to your penis

[@ValleyMansonOfficial]

​@@MrSmiley81092pretty dope movie tbh

[@MythicKeaton]

Dev: “wtf are you guys sending me?” You’re asking that now Dev?!

[@0fuxGiven]

5:33 lookin like I Hate Everything's avatar

[@PrincessTidge]

It's uncanny 😂

[@archer5722]

Remember in a video of his reacting to comments there was a guy asking him to transition?

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

So.... People were looting during an active shooting, and someone else was filming it? They must be from South Chicago.

[@cp1cupcake]

Or Commiefornia.

[@astrovarius543]

People? No... No...

[@eliaspanayi3465]

I don't know if it's just in their nature to loot or what. The moment the opportunity presents itself they just go for it

[@phantom8926]

​@@astrovarius543I see what you did there.

[@DasGuntLord01]

Me, a libertarian: "Actually, the death penalty for petty crimes doesn't seem so bad right now."

[@emperortgp2424]

This is why we need authoritarianism

[@grayfiresoul]

This Tuesday was particularly more 'Decay of the West' than the previous few weeks. You're showcasing the absolute ashes we're living in right now, and I, in a strange sort of anthropological manner, appreciate it.

[@p.s.shnabel3409]

Which is why I'm washing my hands of all this being human thing. I'm a blue ring octopus, now I only have to figure out how to breathe water.

[@Cole-xq2tl]

​@@p.s.shnabel3409and secrete unbelievably poisonous substances

[@rallaa941]

your personal story about the girl throwing away a pot of spaghetti really hurts me. "Then why did you make so much?!" My god, I'd have went ballistic at some shit like that.

[@mysticalflare2541]

I work in a student accommodation, every awful room in the accommodation are filled with women living together while the only bad guy rooms are the ones living by themselves lmao

[@jimbothegymbro7086]

guys keep common areas clear out of courtesy but will live in clutter if it's just their space, like a bedroom in a sharehouse for example

[@RobertMorgan]

"Choose the ugly girl..." Well, I'm a man, so I don't GET to choose, it's 2023.

[@TJK10]

…watching clips like these, I sometimes wonder if this is kind of how it felt to live during the initial decline of the Roman Empire.

[@Apostate_ofmind]

i think in their case it was slower, but otherwise...

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

Ngl, seeing this level of social decay, I'm not shocked that people like Mussolini did what he did.

[@leirawhitehart1236]

As someone who hates to waste food, that leftovers story makes me cry. 😭

[@Bal_Naath]

Stay on your knees. Get up. Get on your knees. You forgot to say Simon saaaaaays tehehehe

[@MrDarthtelos]

The thing is: Most women have a sub 5 personality nowadays. So the average of their looks and personality is almost never worthy of investment.

[@vane909090]

The girl might be cute, but her conduct lowers it down to a 2. Also she needs much bigger tits for what she's asking. And a PhD in blowjobs.

[@XanderFenikkusu]

Personally my problem is more that most young women are pretty woke.

[@phantom8926]

​@@XanderFenikkusuolder millennial women aren't any better. Especially if they're white.

[@jht3fougifh393]

You guys need to get out of the cities.

[@erxan4163]

​@@jht3fougifh393true , but if you are an office worker , you see the worst of woke

[@crispyandspicy6813]

Can't wait till the lady at the end finds out she doesn't have to buy bottled water because she has a kitchen sink.

[@glad16252]

Oh no Dev, there is a mandatory physical. But just like the military the men and women have different standards because something something it was hard for the women to do 40 pushups. But as far as I'm aware for police there is no continuing to hold the standards of physical fitness. Hence why you have the stereotype of fat cops eating donuts, they don't have to maintain their physical fitness to stay a cop

[@JoacinoDaGona]

5:41 Handsome Squidward.

[@peteyoung3124]

I genuinely laughed out of pure shock and sadness for 5 minutes after seeing the leftovers Tik Tok. That woman sounds like she has to be at least in her mid-20s and it sounds genuine, not satire. I've rewatched it a dozen times now because I can't believe the woman is real and didn't know the concept of leftovers. 😂

[@Ptmkn]

I have eaten leftovers for as long as I can remember. I cannot fathom not eating leftovers.

[@TheBcoolGuy]

That man in the first one has just ruined his life. His parents should be ashamed of themselves. The first step of that surgery is castration.

[@RobzdaBlade]

I know man, it's fucking heartbreaking too. Cant reverse that, his future will be fucking tragic.

[@nicklasveva]

I eat leftovers for lunch at work EVERY SINGLE DAY. Except for one where I eat out because it's a tradition I have. But holy crap, who doesn't know what leftovers are? This is probably the daughter of the lady who asks the cameraman if he would like a water and grabs a bottle of fiji water out of her giant fridge, and then throws it in the trash two seconds later after he refuses it.

[@peteyoung3124]

...that's a thing? Oh god, I gotta go find that now. 😂

[@deagle2yadome696]

“It looks real…it looks like- well I don’t wanna say “born with it”… Man, these people. That’s so sad.

[@Endymion766]

The Z girl thinking she invented leftovers had me rolling.

[@DekuLord]

Not nearly as bad as the video that went viral a year or two ago that had one girl "discovering" the concept of saving.

[@Cani-Gulah]

"That jaw slides into frame" 😂 absolute savagery

[@harbl99]

She not just ordinary hot, she Habsburg hot.

[@edwardweaver6869]

My mother was a janitor for college housing in my home town and she straight up says the women are 10 times worse than the men and it’s not even close.

[@randomprotag9329]

how far have we gone from the 40's that left overs had to be reinvented, thats a level of sheltered that is full on groomed pet sheltered.

[@OdysseanPromise]

I was an RA in college. My female residents were way more fucking gross by far. One pair of residents basically lived in a 100 square foot rolling landfill. Like there were just paths from the door to the two beds.

[@Niles_Ism]

That blonde girl looks like the dream face reveal xD

[@jedediahcoulbourne1791]

When I was younger I cleaned a restaurant in the mornings as their porter, I can confirm women's restroom was always DESTROYED. The men may miss with their aim but women wreck the room

[@honey3762]

The men’s room always smells like piss but women will just put their tampons wherever 😅

[@thepariah3516]

Went Into the women's dunny at the pub after a girls night on a dare. There was a used tampon, dried and stuck to the mirror. Wtf.

[@assortmentofpillsbutneverb3756]

I can second. I cleaned a bar after closing and the women's room was always nasty

[@viljamtheninja]

To be fair, as a professional bar-goer, men also tend to use the women's restroom a lot when the night grows later and the men's room gets increasingly messed up.

[@neglectfulsausage7689]

something something all women's pretense at being grossed out is "goodgirl" frame chasing. They're all disgusting oinkers.

[@BrazenBull001]

I still can't believe that Dev continues to be so naive

[@TheGreenKnight500]

He's Canadian. They're all pretty naïve.

[@user-cs4su3ng9l]

How is he naive?

[@eollin2097]

In what way?

[@theALTF4]

he is a sweet bacon of innocence, and i like him. like the antithesis of jaded worn out itsagundam. i like both :3

[@scooterdescooter4018]

​@theALTF4 i feel bad for Gundam. that poor bastard.

[@kile1885]

the girl screaming about the ring is probably joking, she knows she's gonna end up in someones video about greedy women and decided to larp to make fun of them ...r-right?

[@ItamiBukoto]

Unironically was living like, "This burrito is delicious but it is filling".

[@loganfinley8907]

I had a neighbor not long ago that was renting the house next door. Ordered out almost every day (you could tell because an uber eats driver would show up constantly) and complained she was in debt constantly and could barely pay for anything. She had a daughter we had over when she was at work sometimes and my fiance and I made some salmon and rice bowls for dinner. We served this neighbor's daughter and she actually took the salmon and threw it away when we weren't looking. Didn't even tell us she didn't like it, just actually threw it in the trash and didn't say anything. We found out in their house this was normal, they didn't save anything. Her mother stopped talking to us after asking for money to buy cigarettes and my fiance told her no, said she should be a better example for her daughter. She actually told us, after we fed her daughter and let her stay in our house part of the week, that to make a comment like that was too personal. They now live with a relative somewhere else.

[@astrovarius543]

When that woman dies from organ failure of some sort, She will have contributed nothing to the world and her whole life will amount to a net-loss to humanity. Worse still, she won't be gone, because her slovenly ways will carry on in her daughter and the resource black-hole yawns on forever. We need to do something about these people. They shouldn't be left to continue as they are. Someone has to stop them.

[@memegazer]

@@astrovarius543 Careful what you wish for If others get to judge your "net benefit" to humanity and then decide "what needs to be done about it" you might find you don't like those decisions being made on your behalf

[@loganfinley8907]

@@astrovarius543 fortunately I think the girl has some potential, but only if she gets her act together and uses the seeds we planted to grow something. Probably will take someone else supporting her in an environment where there's more access. We were just her neighbors doing a good deed and I'm glad we did it, but that made it much harder to have a direct impact. Hope she ends up alright.

[@RobzdaBlade]

@@memegazer Bro, I would fucking LOVE that. I would be a God compared to my generation and all the high rise towers I've completed.

[@altechelghanforever9906]

​@@RobzdaBladeStop the cap lmao.

[@RazzleTheRed1]

That first girl in the wedding ring one sounded like she was trolling to me tbh "Take your grandma's life savings and get me a rock" you can not tell me that she's being serious with the big smile she had while saying that. Her friend tho seemed genuine XD

[@astrovarius543]

Yeah I got the feeling that she was playing it up for the obvious clip. But I also get the feeling if someone DID do all that for her she wouldn't second guess it.

[@Kanye2O24]

also half the time they're drunk as hell too

[@NoNamesLeft0102]

If you want that much of a rock, you better settle for a crack rock. If things go south, which they will, I'd rather be able to sell it or use it.

[@jeffmorin1469]

No, there are no more significant physical standards in police work here in the US. It is considered discriminatory. You should see some of the chubs coming out of the academies.

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

For real. I can't tell you how many times I've seen a morbidly obese cop and just thought, what could he do if I just ran up from behind him and grabbed his gun, and ran off? Shit I could even just jog away. Sure, I'm not gonna do it, because I'm not a criminal, also because just because he can't catch me doesn't mean another cop won't eventually catch me. But it doesn't really breed confidence to know that these are the people allegedly protecting and upholding the law.

[@VALENTINEBEAMS]

Why would they need to be able to run? The job is to shout, "get on the ground" and then unload a clip into the suspect. You could wheel them into position, as long as they've put in their mandatory hours at the range.

[@jht3fougifh393]

They do NOT hire the best, either physically or mentally. It's goofy but that's the truth of the situation.

[@LordThree]

The rills whining about rings are obviously doing it for a laugh. They can’t really be that dumb and obnoxious (?)

[@-haclong2366]

Regarding foul people, it's more of a personality thing than a gender thing. However, people ascribe negative things to males and positive things to females (the Women Are Wonderful Effect), so people always say non-sense like "all men are dirty and all women are clean" and if you genuinely believe that stereotype meeting the opposite of either gender will come as a slap in your face. I know a lot of male and female slobs and I know a lot of male and female clean freaks. The difference is that people will make excuses for the female slobs and they'll call the male clean freaks "effeminate".

[@TerryB01]

Wow a tik tok Tuesday ON Tusday. Dev, are you OK?

[@NoNamesLeft0102]

4:55 When you go in to rob a store, but they steal your confidence.

[@houseofhas9355]

Frankendic and frontbutt= Greatest cop duo every. 😂😂

[@YourKawke]

2:30 You mean the kind of female cops who manage to bust their foreheads open when shooting a pistol from a prone position during training because they are too fat and inept? We have those down here, as well. It's definitely not just an American problem.

[@AttacMage]

how does a slide hit your head when you shoot prone?

[@G36C-556]

​@@AttacMagethey like to get a real good look at the sights

[@itisreal6649]

dev ur dog pill video blew my mind , as a dude who likes dogs (animals in general) ,i couldn't even fathom..... , i cant wait for the horror of part 2

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

Imagine how I feel, I work at a kennel, pretty upscale place that does boarding and dog day care and all that. Ever since that video I can't help but wonder how many of my dog friends are "more than friends" with their owners at home.

[@theywouldnthavetocensormei9231]

@@adrenjones9301 when you consider the undeniable correlation between feminists and pit bulls..... Yea. Some things make more sense now.

[@tumultoustortellini]

I have a professor in college, one time his dog licked near my crotch in a club meeting and he gave us the most "don't notice or my life is over" look I've ever seen. I hope I was just seeing things, but I wouldn't be suprised if he was the type, for some reason.

[@altechelghanforever9906]

I remember back when the Afghan War was still recent and people joked about the taliban being goat fuckers. Me personally I heavily doubted it. Meanwhile we have this shit going on here, maybe the Taliban had a point about us imperialist westerners.

[@ironraccoon3536]

7:24 it costs $400,000 to date this woman... for 12 seconds

[@Ginfidel]

OAH HAH HAAAH HAH HAH HAH

[@alucardv5312]

Real life Giga Chad face is nightmare fuel.

[@legionxfretensis1010]

Nah, her face was shaped like a gaming mouse.

[@thegrimharvest]

Real life meat canyon cartoon face. What nightmare fuel!

[@Xplora213]

Daddy spent a lot on that jaw

[@Cyanosis132]

8:13 habsburg jaw on that one, lmao

[@Zetact_]

They told the girl in the thumbnail she could become anything she wanted, so she became a star.

[@Le-cp9tr]

Dev can go to the nurse’s office

[@Noccyboy]

Dude my stepdaughter refuses to eat leftovers and it is the one remaining thorn in our relationship. My wife is the exact opposite, it drives her insane as well. She didn’t even get it from the bio-dad because he’s been out if the picture since birth- this is just the way she’s always been. It is so infuriating. We can’t wait until she moves out and has to buy her own food and cook her own meals. My wife and I always used to hope it would change when she hit teenager, because teenagers are the proverbial garbage disposals, but after she hit thirteen and didn’t change we just gave up hope. Beyond all that though, what’s even more infuriating is that if we go out to eat at an event with free food she refuses to eat anything there, and waits until we’re in the car to say “I’m starving, what do we have at home?” And then continues to bitch that we don’t have anything she likes, gets some food at home, takes 3 bites ad throws it out. Her horrible ways are starting to rub off on our other kids who have historically been pretty good about just eating whatever, we’re considering just offloading her somewhere else so this mind-virus of hers can’t afflict our other children

[@Xplora213]

Get your shit together. You can’t blame kids for your lack of testicular fortitude. Instil consequences. That kind of princess behaviour is expensive. Make her cook meals. You can feed a family after 10 years old. She wants food, she c makes it and makes leftovers that the rest of you will eat. And she will quickly realise she’s doing all the cooking because everyone else isn’t complaining. If she can’t cook then teach her. You are the parent. Fussy is fine at 4 years old. She has to actually deal with those consequences now.

[@dontcallthemliberals3316]

Just make her eat leftovers, don't even give her a choice.

[@cheeseflannel8343]

I'm not trying to tell ya'll how to parent but imho you shoulda stopped buying food for her ungrateful ass years ago. When she next complains she's hungry just tell her theres leftovers in the fridge or she can work for her own

[@DemienC.]

When that "I know you want me" creature popped up, "Goodbye, horses" start playing in my head 😶

[@Remake5182]

Watching from in an alternative univers: Tall Thin Otoku

[@TheManWhoStoleTheShadows]

No screening, the reactions must be pure.

[@Ultracity6060]

That one lady just hit "random face" 100 times in Dark Souls 2.

[@moonbombs8377]

Ive had several jobs where I had to clean public restrooms. On my life, the women's room was always magnitudes worse.

[@deathbysloth]

I love these Tiktok Tuesdays...but I've learned it's better to listen with the screen off 😂

[@FunkBastid]

7:37 The Crimson Chin think she’s getting a blank check for the ring.

[@josvoi2854]

That leftover “hack” genuinely pissed me off. I lose my shit on people who throw food away that they could otherwise eat later.

[@SakuyaRed]

I half expected the Mac n' cheese girl to end that yelling, GURL DINNER!

[@themetal]

Man, I don't get "no leftovers" people. I'll make like a barrel of spaghetti and store it just so I don't have you worry about cooking for the rest of the week.

[@alittleofsomething]

6:47 I'll give her this, she has confidence

[@Agiranto]

5:43 - the world has gone to shitter if even gigachad decided to transition.

[@spikeshartell4675]

7:05 bold of you to assume that's a her

[@spikeshartell4675]

3:45 and notice who's doing the looting

[@Ramsey276one]

5:40 AFTON!! "THAT'S not mine!" XD

[@SmallRoundDuck]

I’m happy for the mac and cheese gal. She’s discovered something most of us learn as kids. But it’s an important thing to know so good for her I guess

[@dejalmer]

finally we will get a sequel to devs magnum opus, "dog pill 2". Reject trucker video hype, embrace dog pill 2 hype!

[@MrWazzup987]

9:14 I get it, especially with blue box special. It just doesn't hold as well the next day

[@Mord12gp]

3:24 I WORK THERE!! That was the United Center during the last Lil Dirk concert. I was in the basement warehouse and was watching a feed form the concert. The feed cut suddenly but I didn't think nothing of it because we were close to shutting down. Next thing I see one of the supervisors running in saying they rushed the stage. That's when we locked down. Over the next 30 min to hour I keep getting drip fed info about shooting, lootings, and over all chaos. I pass by the stand all the time. Just wild.

[@Larry]

5:33 she looks like when you discover the "create a wrestler" mode in a Game, and just screw around with the settings 😅

[@D00dman]

0:45 “It *looks* real” YWNBAW 😂😂😂

[@scottmundy1258]

7:50 I'm craving McDonald's after seeing Mac Tonight...

[@havelock5619]

Ah yes, saving leftover food. What a novel idea. Ive definetly never made an extra amount of food so i dont have to cook the next day.

[@trevorsalamander8711]

The Fall of Man Tuesdays

[@athenassigil5820]

Imagine leftovers....yup, the age we live in...

[@theindependentcanadian7698]

This is 100% true regarding Canada when it comes to law enforcement… a women trying to get hired, the same age as a man, let’s say they have to do 15 girl pushups to score X points… the scoring is adjusted to where a man would have to do 20+ ACTUAL push-ups to score the same points… this results in female officers who are physically capable of less, and then subsequently require the use of MORE force… where as a male might tackle an offender, the female officer must deploy their taser oc spray baton or even use deadly force … You can have a 6’2 a 220 lb male officer arrive to an assault in progress…. Or you can have a 5’3 100 lb female officer show up…. The calls don’t change based on the sex of the officer responding… the size of the offenders doesn’t change based on the responding officer… but they “qualify” even though they are 100% doing and performing at a lower standard… Last point - there are 1000% some females who can compete with or even outperform SOME weaker men… but we have set the bar LOW for ANY female applicant which is bs… I’d also say that the same scoring scale shifts dramatically the older you are when applying which (even though as a male this benefits me directly) I don’t agree with again… same principle… It should be a basic level or standard of physical fitness for the job … you can’t drag the dummy, FAIL… doesn’t matter how old or what gender you are.

[@Soyuz2578]

Here in Australia, I seriously couldn't imagine anyone looting shops. If anyone tried that shit here they wouldn't get 10 metres down the road....

[@Yipper64]

1:46 as I play a lot VR Chat this is more common than you'd think, in the instance that people yk have a virtual avatar. It seems to be something mostly men do. Though I have seen one woman doing something similar, but her avatar is more androgynous than anything... Anyways, yeah, people who claim they are trans but make no real attempt to, and heck in VR all you need to do is that voice training. But no these people have deep masculine voices and just wear a girl avatar and demand to be called "she/her" and I oblige... slightly. I just use "they/them" because I dont believe in it but at least they dont get offended when I use the neutral term. Its always either this absurdly curvy girl or little anime child too. And you cant tell me they dont look at their little anime child avatar and think "yeah this is what I want to be in real life" it is. One time quite a while ago, one of my first experiences in VR Chat, there was this dude who just exclaimed "I wish I was this little anime girl" and then a furry started literally grooming this little girl avatar that a man was piloting telling him that its ok to have those thoughts and to embrace them and whatever. Most everyone else physically stepped out of the room and one person wanted to say something but she knew she couldnt because then she might be banned from the group.

[@Mecharnie_Dobbs]

Could she have said: "There's a whole rainbow you know, femboys, transvestites, slightly-curious. The whole Trans and Cis thing is just another binary. It's like people always expect a binary."

[@Yipper64]

@@Mecharnie_Dobbs how do you know they go by "she/her"? but yeah idk. I guess there is multiple categories in this nonsense. But... like that still is a binary. Either youre comfortable with your born gender or you arent. At some point most things do boil down to a binary. I mean in a literal sense all diverse and unique things a computer can do *literally* boils down to a binary at a base level. 1s and 0s. This essentially applies to a lot of concepts like this one. What's more is, I know you wont believe me when I tell you this, but all that trans stuff is basically a cult. And a cult requires a "binary" in that an "us vs them" is needed. So that's why you have yet another binary. Its all part of the plan.

[@someguy4384]

Love that active shooting merch theft. It's a scary moment where you're scared for your life, but also those T-shirts are $40 a pop so I'ma get mine.

[@Xplora213]

If the shirt was worth 40 bucks, they would not be present at an active shooting. Very very important.

[@30m3]

I need to take a shower after watching this.

[@kazekamiha]

On the washroom thing; I work in a grocery store and if there's a toilet clogged or the like 9 times out of 10 it's the *women's* washroom.

[@artsyvids2563]

9:03 If you make stovetop mac and cheese, keep the sauce and pasta separate ahead of time

[@Yee-Haw_Bird]

My highschool math teacher said that an engagement ring should be 10% of your annual income as a decent rule of thumb.

[@dontcallthemliberals3316]

3 months wages is proper tradition.

[@Bismarckian]

8:19 Habsburg jaw line 💀💀💀💀

[@MikeHunt-zy3cn]

I noticed that, too. Was wondering if I had accidentally switched to a documentary about the Habsburgs for a minute.

[@orboakin8074]

3:32 George Floyd would have wanted this😂

[@NoNamesLeft0102]

If the cop didn't have the car in park, take it as a sign. NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO RUN!

[@SutekhTheDestroyer]

“You better put a _half-million dollar rock_ on this finger!” Okay, and what are you bringing to the relationship, exactly?