Should SANTA Go to Prison | Episode 17 NINJAS ARE BUTTERFLIES

[@SundayCoolTees]

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[@terrymartin5808]

Answer is yes. He breaks it to houses, eats the food, kisses mama, and runs over grandma. So the answer is yes! Only thing is it's a reverse B&E. He leaves stuff not takes it.

[@fastcap661]

"What's my ick about you?....the fact that you don't have a Dad" 🤣🤣

[@ChubbyChic]

Y’all are awesome!!! You make me laugh out loud every time. Thank you!

[@mlawriting]

I can't remember the last time I laughed so much. Waking up this morning to frozen pipes courtesy of the storm here in the Midwest, I really needed the levity. Thank you, guys!

[@mjpetty7]

So, in The Santa Clauses series on Disney+, they actually explain that Bernard gives up his immortality as an elf because he fell in love, and that’s why he grows and ages. The show also explains that the reason that the elves don’t care that the old Santa died in the original Santa Clause movie is because he isn’t actually human, Tim Allen’s Santa is the only/first human Santa. The one who “died” is actually a spirit being, so he didn’t technically die, he chose Tim Allen to take on his mantle.

[@SundayCoolTees]

I think you need to be a host on the podcast. Mind officially blown 🤯

[@mjpetty7]

​@@SundayCoolTees Hey, any time! My wife and I love your show (we watch it every week), and I actually host a podcast myself, albeit about the Terminator franchise. Would love to collaborate sometime if you're interested!

[@eastonfaulkner174]

What I wouldn’t do to win a golden ticket to the Sunday cool office and be on the pod

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

​@@eastonfaulkner174Agreed. They could def hold a raffle and use it for content lol

[@Carriepoole4567]

Okay honestly that last 5 minutes with the Guinea pig had me crying laughing while sitting alone at work 😂 I am having a hard time pulling it together

[@FaithWay7]

"He’s an elf” “He’s a mud blood” *GASPP*

[@hannahcpetty]

Guys people still get milk delivered… My parents have had their milk delivered since I was a child, and they still do today!

[@rachellehr3630]

Same. Oberwise delivers. And there are milk shares that kinda deliver milk.

[@thesoutherndisciple]

Y’all must live in a cool area lol

[@blakeallen391]

Has it really been 17 episodes? I feel like y’all just started 😂 probably my favorite podcast right now.

[@amycox703]

Bells were supposed to ward off evil spirits

[@ryaneartherton9919]

Bells contained healing frequencies. Look up bell graveyard or something. Picture after picture of bells being removed across the world.

[@str8shootapro]

Santas elves = Josh in Seoul

[@pmac2217]

I’m down for remaking music like that for this purpose! I grew up listening to Weird Al. I would love to find a way to be part of that.

[@ChubbyChic]

LOVE Weird Al!! Raised my kids on his music.

[@ItsFreshItsAnne]

I grew up LDS and had a temple recommend at one point and got to attend. Ill tell you its like being in the most "celestial" feeling place Ive ever been! Once you read, challenge and take part in things, you really understand why one must be living life as clean as possible to enter a temple. I HIGHLY recommend anyone just read the scriptures and ask, with true intent, pure intent, to be guided. God knows you better than anyone. He needs His children all over! Needing to meet with an elder to ne allowed to go to dance sounds really weird. Ive never experienced that!! Theres some people that take the gospel and...Do interesting things with it. Lol The gospel is perfect, the people definitely arent lol

[@FaithWay7]

Andrew the “Podcast Ninja”

[@1bkres]

I have laughed so many times 😂😂😂 GREAT SHOW

[@Carriepoole4567]

We were getting out our communion cups for Christmas Eve and the juice was brown and had floaters. 😂 we tried them in the office for fun but decided against serving them to the congregation 😂

[@chelseahammersborg7991]

It might have been the Native Americans that start "waving". I heard many of them would hold up their hand in greeting to make sure they didn't have 6 fingers, because those were the nephilum who were cannibals had extra fingers and toes like Goliath.

[@Dhatshim]

Anthony sounds like a simpler Ryan Reynolds😂😂

[@mikemcgarvey6377]

I love elf in the background!!!😂

[@Fikroc]

🎶 don't eat the bread if it's going green, you'll know what I mean, when it's turning all moldy 🎶

[@davidpaul9961]

Pastor: “This service is all about the Lord!” Drummer boys:

[@thesoutherndisciple]

A guy who smokes cigarettes and runs will live longer than a guy who doesn’t smoke but doesn’t run.

[@ZeroOrigen888]

Why do you guys remind me of what's MOST IMPORTANT; LIKE BILLS AND STUFF.... I APPRECIATE YOU!!!!

[@trackydoo]

My MIL is from Ecuador South America. I did some research on Ecuador and one of their top foods is guinea pig.

[@kylemurphy8253]

Apologetix is a hilarious band that changes secular songs to biblical theme

[@MellowKristen]

The Mother Mary statue looks like Lily!

[@casullen]

Anthony kind of sounds like Jim Gaffigan when he talks about running

[@nessaburlingame5382]

Bernard!!!!!

[@Deputydepies]

When you’re under an over pass it’s an underpass 😂 silly geese

[@jonathanpostle7082]

Bring Anthony in more

[@ryaneartherton9919]

Bells= frequency. Look at all the HUGE bell graveyards from the 1800’s. And they weren’t taken down for reasons of needing the metal.

[@zhillsdaniel]

Dunedin brewery is AMAZING!!!

[@OgMuttaFutta]

love you guys, would love to meet yall, someday!

[@proffesordickfacejr.4886]

Lol my resting blessed face is the same as Andy I like to call it Neanderthal forehead just look mad all the time.... Plus in my case ive got a ton of scars on my face amd neck so that doesn't help lol. Love thr show guys... Helps me not think of bad stuff constantly

[@saxonskelter1193]

Thebibleisfunny When you guys said his name I swear all I hear is bibleisfunny and couldn’t find him lol

[@latenightcereal2390]

48:50 imma say I'd much rather have a trained pilot, than someone being talked through landing the plain, regardless of how easy an airplane is to fly, in comparison to a bicycle. I've never been on a plain. But I'm the reason college is necessary. Sadly employers think the same about logistics, or something simple. Simple things can be fixed if something is messed up. Flying an airplane is real time, in the moment, everything has to be right, at all times. You screw up in wiring, everything stops until it's fixed. If you need up in flying, if everything were to stop, your just falling. And then dead. Or maybe frozen, suffocated, drowned. Dead in any case. It's not the flying that scares me, it's the falling and dying.

[@basedghostcoasttocoast]

I had guinea pig taquitos in Ecuador one time 🐹

[@chea18z]

I wouldn’t travel threw the wilderness at night without a drummer It’s scare the predictors out of the path.

[@ericsmith7287]

Pretty sure that elves are migrant workers that when they travel south are called dwarves by the locals, and are paid in candy canes.

[@kiki29073]

Dude, if Jesus isn't at your church then you need to get tf out of there! 😅

[@justelitedude]

Hey, what happened with the redbull at 1:16:35 ?

[@GuntherJr.ForeverAvirgin]

Easily my favorite podcast and lilly is my favorite

[@ShandalfTheWife]

My brother went to Peru and ate Cuy (Guinea pig). He said it was delicious, but there is no way I could do it.

[@derrickwells996]

I loved year 1

[@jonathanpostle7082]

He's hilarious

[@hallieharrington461]

There is a parody of unholy sung by a group of nuns!

[@KakashisOnlyGirl1]

58:04 They are, but it’s literally so fake. Ask anything other than surface level of them, and the whole community turns against you. It’s insane. Everyone just looks the other way.

[@shepherddog1199]

19:15 King David was a shepherd and a musician! i thought you guys whould have known, being that yall are Christians

[@purityvsprofanity2962]

First comment babyyyy! I really love this podcast and now i like Anthony too!

[@samuelalvaradoguzman]

Hello, I’m hearing you from Monterrey, Mexico 🇲🇽. Talking about conspiracies please talk about PizzaGate! That’s a very strange one.

[@hunterphillips4602]

Mike Teezy did a rap remix to unholy, it’s actually fire 🔥

[@saram2727]

Anthony sounds like Ryan Reynolds. That’s it. That’s my comment.

[@proffesordickfacejr.4886]

Those people on zip line got me thinking one thing RAPTURE... and only the few were plucked out of the crowd

[@jaybell9220]

Guinea Pig is delicious . I have squirrel in my freezer right now.

[@tumsage]

Second episode I’ve seen. I am a member of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. I grew up with a milk man in Idaho and my parents still get their milk delivered. Just a little offended on multiple fronts. Just joking; this podcast is hilarious.

[@chelseahammersborg7991]

Speaking of Mormons I once talked to a Mormon in high school about Rev. 22:18 about how it says if you add to this book of prophecy God will add unto you the plagues described in this book. Mormon areas have been plagued by Mormon crickets since the 1800's. The Native Americans have no record of them and entomologist are puzzles by them because they won't migraite when the weather turns cold. It's crazy they almost killed the Mormon settlers because they ate all their crops. It is recorded that they decended like a cloud and would devour everything that was green even paint. People journaled about their green clothes be eating off there bodies.

[@mellodiehumbert3233]

We watch regular tv and record it. Not streaming. So I guess we are a small lot.

[@Henstatix75]

Can only we prevent forest fires? This is a question I struggle with everyday. Would love y'alls opinion. Maybe y'all can help me get some sleep at night

[@jonathanpostle7082]

His name was BERNARD

[@karldomogalla2058]

Relistening to this episode and I had blocked out the phrase ‘100 mile marathon’. The extreme annoyance I felt last week came surging back.

[@InTheNameOfGodIHaveCome]

Be healthy. Makes you happy. Or just keep faking it 😂= public 😢=private

[@KaitlynDevall]

Milk Delivery is still a thing

[@brettwierenga]

Why don’t you sell the hat Andrew is wearing!?! Are you going to release more hats ever?

[@katromanschmidt6015]

Who would win in a fight? James Bond, or John Wick? Also possible question…..is “The Office” the greatest show?

[@rockstarnailbomb1]

I love underoath 😍

[@williamwayland1888]

John wick is my pick

[@gabrielarce5532]

ECUADOR, not peru

[@karldomogalla2058]

Marathons aren’t 100 miles.

[@SjMk1.]

Coolios

[@LIZ217100]

Christbop

[@thatcrochetchick369]

Sorry to fact check you, Josh, but the goldfish at the carnivals would have been created on the sixth day, not the seventh. God created the fish of the sea and the birds of the air on the sixth.

[@michaellabostrom2799]

Actually, hate to fact check you, 😂 but birds and fish were created on the fifth day. 😁

[@thatcrochetchick369]

@@michaellabostrom2799 You are right! I was off by one. Sorry about that!😂

[@michaellabostrom2799]

It happens 😂

[@ZeroOrigen888]

Mariah Carey is ..... THE G.O.A.T!!! In all of music, EVER!!! She wrote all her own stuff, (at least to start Her career.) and She can hit the elusive High-C and further. She is the absolute G.O.A.T.!!!!!!!!!!!

[@emogirl4245]

Have you ever watched British royalty wave. It's so weird and almost dismissive

[@latenightcereal2390]

Depictions of heavenly beings are a sin anyway. So we don't worship them. Also, I'd assume, that the likeness would always be so off, that it's only ever insulting. Also theatrical Bible movies, and series and such, are extra, and adds things, that isn't in the Bible. Y'all overlook all of that, so don't worry about where the drummer boy comes from

[@MarcoPol.o]

Please Andrew and Josh and Lilly keep Anthony out of podcasts forever. Anthony you are not about it. But I love love you still. Just let Andrew talk more if you want. By the way y'all ignore Andrew wàaaaaaàaay to much.

[@BlackRabbitt92]

Love the show. Hope you’re kidding about “it should be guilty until proven innocent” because that’s how people are falsely convicted…

[@tylermanson3749]

Can't stand how cringe Anthony is have to skip past all his parts so only watched like a quarter of this episode 😂😂

[@wheredidileavemycell]

MERRY CHRYSLER

[@angiesickler3405]

Google “beckah shae unholy” - her rendition is AMAZING!