No wonder You're Single! | EP 293 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

[@leonalifts]

James has never won a battle with an intrusive thought EVER

[@SydneyJones-vk3gm]

😂😂😂

[@lareina4487]

Never in his LIFE 😂

[@jamiek9423]

Not a single battle has James ever won in that arena 😂😂😂

[@justshylo7146]

Factssss😂😂😂

[@persephonesdad5792]

INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS: ALL James: 0

[@zainaba.407]

“Why you being IN-HOS-PITA-BLE!?” 😂😂

[@alexdeleon4997]

"come on man"😂

[@TheOne-zk2qf]

😂

[@yvettembele3570]

"Call me a slave, I don't care" I- Not a single thought stays behind in James's head 🤦🏽‍♀️ he needs to let it out. This man holds nothing back lmaooo

[@kelseywilson5561]

Call me a donkey 💀

[@yvettembele3570]

@@kelseywilson5561 like whyyy? What is the thought process that produces THAT as a possibility

[@carolyne-f8l]

James is an absolute nutcase lol

[@bubba2457]

​@@carolyne-f8l I'm kind of like James and I think it comes from not caring what people think about me😂

[@youngganghis5236]

I'm scared because if I'm comfortable with someone, i be the same as James that's sweetens me 😂😂

[@imaniashante7924]

It takes me 4 hours to complete an episode because I rewind my favorite parts a million times! I love you all!

[@Mo13uckets]

I’m 100% American but these two have me walking around yelling “BRUVA!” on a regular basis 😂

[@michelleowens3998]

FAAAACTS!

[@OddestFox]

I feel that

[@a.w.m1348]

And Fahm as well

[@shamimab83]

Brutha or Brudda for even better pronunciation - from a legit Londoner! 😊

[@lisad2528]

Sameeeee 😂😂😂

[@yousefcreates]

REM HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣 “I do love my cats though”

[@iamdreaali]

the way rem said "what are you on about" after James started attacking him for the dog mummy/daddy thing sent me bruh🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tolunimibamigbade8143]

It was Fuhad's face when he knew where James was going 😅😂

[@MyMy_Chan-wq5uw]

Paps I already considered getting some ears and a tail to be adopted😂😂😂😂

[@alexdeleon4997]

"And the defensiveness is leading into"😂😂

[@kelseymay4791]

@@MyMy_Chan-wq5uwME

[@toughcookie6144]

“I don’t care what I’ve signed!!! Sue me this is my daughter we’re talking about!!!” Bruh Fuhad is clearly gunna be a great father 😂

[@Alwaysjenniferjones]

17:15 yaaaas I fell in love with Fuhad all over again. James said MID CLAP I’m RUNNIN UP IN THERE 😂😂😂😂😂

[@thedudefromrobloxx]

Cock blocking his own daughter smh lol

[@flopez0730]

Not my surname! That had me dying

[@gloriamutola3057]

When Fuhad was name dropping the p**nstars my eyes were widening😂😂😂. Also,the forehead thing,James laughed like he knew someone with such a forehead

[@jerryberry8967]

Just as I assumed his taste in women is very one dimensional 😂

[@gremaananda2843]

Bruuuuh 😂😂😂

[@jaysonroldan3477]

Time stamp bro?

[@clyde._]

4:12

[@denyshadials5702]

@@jerryberry8967 Extremely 😂

[@anisadlamini6385]

I believe James still tries to catch the drops in the shower 😂😂

[@foreverJMJ93]

He definitely does 😂

[@benjaminfletcher6632]

The sound effects make me want to do it as well hahaha

[@CorinneSegura]

😂

[@RachellRay100]

Low key I didn't know I was pregnant- no signs, had my monthly, didn't gain weight, no cravings, no morning sickness and on birth control. Found out getting a physical cause of urine test, which is normal cause of my headaches. After finding out and freaking out I was 6 1/2 months my body went into shock- had to deliver a week later. Little man was 2 1/2 pounds. FYI- my boy is great 12 years old and extremely intelligent ❤

[@SheSheBoom21]

❤

[@marissabryan3521]

My doctor actually told me women only get symptoms because body start lacking vitamin if ur healthy have enough nutrients to take of urself and baby won’t get sick

[@JewelInternationalREllc]

My mom found out with me when she was 6 months, no symptoms

[@leogrande204]

You didn't feel your baby moving? Those jokers have full on dance battles in the belly.

[@keylacmckemp1309]

Thank you as we were invested and needed to know how he was. Great outcome.

[@agirlhasnoname567]

The cigarette in the rain insult has to be one of the funniest and most disrespectful things I’ve ever heard in my LIFE 😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg

[@KatherineONo]

The way James cackled too me out 😂 because I was laughing the same way 😂

[@stierenmens4984]

We used to say shit like that all the time to a brudda.. mandem had a nose like a hawk 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 natural umbrella 😂

[@raejeanie9480]

You man single handedly made people all over the globe LOVE Mondays. Well done 🏆

[@bertrandmuckett5300]

Facts

[@a.w.m1348]

Faaacccts

[@ashleydraper9296]

These men are the only reason I like mondays

[@jeslo9858]

Fuhad voice FACTTTTSSS

[@Blvckrainbow6]

facts

[@seanmhembere2443]

James has lived such a life😭😭😭😭bro has sooo many stories 💀💀😭

[@ecliptictee]

I think he also remembers everything....

[@omejiam.2301]

Some women will literally have no symptoms of a pregnancy and be just as surprised as you are as they are having contractions so bad that they have to go to the hospital to see what's wrong, then they find out that they are about to deliver a fully developed healthy baby; some have miscarriages without knowing of pregnancy. It truly does happen, people.

[@angela1504]

And they’re having their period throughout… the things men don’t know about women’s bodies 😂

[@omejiam.2301]

@angela1504 thank you for stating that, I meant to write that on there!!

[@strivingtoonedaybeuseful6049]

@@angela1504 no its not a period. Its placenta hemmoraging. You physically cannot have a period during pregnancy

[@fazormcghee7936]

Even physically fit women? Because I don't see how they wouldn't notice their stomach getting bigger.

[@omejiam.2301]

@fazor mcghee you don't have to take my word for it 💙 *sings "take a look, it's in a book, a reeading rainboooow!" 🌈 ✨️ 💙✌🏿💙

[@claire9320]

the zooming in & camera cuts are 100% on point, good job!! editing is 10/10

[@LdyGrvvy]

Does anyone else need to see James’s parents so that we can put faces to these sayings??

[@Sonturist]

Facts

[@michelle-vx7km]

Fr!!!!

[@Alwaysjenniferjones]

Yaaas his Caribbean dad and Irish mom 😂😂😂

[@ucheisaac2525]

😀😀😀yes

[@mxmmianaxo1160]

I defo want to see his mum 😂😂😂

[@iffyosa8189]

"I hope my mom doesn't hear this" while basically on live TV.. James is "wild wild" lol😂😂😂💀☠️

[@janiceweeden7729]

When I found out I was pregnant I was already almost 5 months. I had a period and everything. The only reason I found out is because I was having the worst headache of my life and went to the hospital because my dad insisted I go. They wanted me to do a CT and had me take a pregnancy test, it came back positive. I thought they were joking. Went to the OBGYN, they showed me my baby for the first time and told me what I was having all in the same day. It was wild

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

☠️☠️

[@ulquiorracifer5493]

Must've been a real fatty to not realize you were pregnant.

[@futuresson148]

That's crazy gee. You good sounds scary af

[@raecoleman-wf2cp]

My grandmother was 4 months pregnant with my uncle and she didn't know either, she also had regular cycles...... I was pregnant and had cycles for 2 months in the beginning. Our bodies are amazing

[@courtneyhunter6307]

I didn’t know until I was 5 months with my oldest. I didn’t have a period but I was never regular. People would ask and I’m like no stop asking me this bs. 😂😂😂 turns out I was.

[@kivigray0423]

Everytime James tells a story about him mom, I more and more feel she’s a Ww I could really rock with. She did not f**k around, and I love that! 🤣

[@samanthadunley]

“Her forehead was so big, she could smoke a cigarette in the rain.” had me on the floor😂😂😂😂💀 7:59

[@erecasteele6554]

Straight up my stomach hurts from laughing so hard😂😂!!

[@indiashante1560]

😭😭😭

[@eminenceofcalamity4513]

My family thought I was crying bc I laughed so hard😭😭😭

[@Kickstop_]

I literally died

[@eunicelartey3383]

read this and thought now I am not going to laugh when I view it.. so wrong, James' laughter still got me

[@mmjackson1616]

I pray they keep this going so we can hear the stories of their Childrens shenanigans 😂😂😂

[@akeilahilliman5721]

Literally each episode is so 🔥. Can we have for the 300th episode to see Rem and Elish please.

[@tolunimibamigbade8143]

Something for odd numbers

[@stephpowell7648]

Ellis*

[@LuwiKangombi]

I’ve been thinking the same thing ❤

[@sgubhudhladhla8540]

Prob gonna be on patron

[@liliannyambura7931]

Yes please

[@Tobithegoodboi]

" It logged off" had me beyond broken! 😂 "Please come back, please come back! " 🤣🤣🤣🤣 These men never ever disappoint, Mondays are so much smoother when you can have something to genuinely laugh at. Thank y'all so much 🤣

[@AshlieJermaine]

Brud-dah!?!?!? That SWEETED me!!!!! I was on the floor!!!! And I don't even have that equipment!!!!

[@squeakatu1981]

Thank you for keeping me company during my dialysis and making me laugh, I really appreciate you all

[@GOATexp]

Hope things are going well! 🙏🏾

[@yalenayardeen2925]

Hope you are doing well❤

[@SheSheBoom21]

❤

[@Nikinik597]

Sending you love & light 🩶

[@gorille3]

Stay up homie. Been there.

[@mr.anderson1330]

Rem and elis for the 300th episode 🙏🏼 I’m from the Dominican Republic and watch this every Monday🔥

[@zxhra.13]

I come to this channel everyday cos I'm currently binging patreon eps and every single time I come, the subscriber count goes up...these man will hit a milli in no time

[@TattiLM]

James' entire face is so expressive! His eyes, mouth and EYEBROWS at 8:08 had me ROLLING!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@djaeglamstar]

The tears i am crying listening to James walk in on his boy😂😂😂

[@marybutidk]

“Call me what you want when I’m that close” 💀 🤣 out the gate I’m crying laughing

[@allaallan9304]

The ‘sus counter: 1” that popped up when James said he gets sausage from the fish and chip shop KILLED me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😫 7:50

[@praetorianlukoskinen2814]

I can't believe it didn't tick off at 55:39 ... Why would there be nut on his face 🤭

[@deyanahessing1455]

I think it's time for a round table, we need to see Elise and Rem! thanks ❤

[@mercedezism]

How does James get himself into these midnight alterations is beyond me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@HannahBritten-e5j]

Come Northampton and you’ll find out this is just a regular after dark occurrence 😂

[@mercedezism]

@@HannahBritten-e5j 🤣🤣🤣🤣y’all wild

[@bethanydean9216]

I'm rewatching this episode because I just noticed while scrolling through their channel that I had only ever watched the very beginning and I'm CRYING because I used to be friends with this couple that was so TOXIC I had to fall back from them and the reasoning was because when she would mention leaving him he once threw himself down a flight of stairs and the second time jumped out of a moving vehicle 😭

[@TheeTage]

Fuhad and James are literally chef's kiss.

[@datimmm]

18:18 it's called cryptic pregnancy and it's meant to be rare but it's been happening a lot these days. You won't know you're pregnant until about 2 weeks till delivery or less

[@NeshaNesh92]

This has me dying because my son is about to be 8 and he be having full blown battles in the shower, water everywhere and hella sound effects 😂😂😂😂😂

[@denisegill1549]

Damnnnnn

[@MeganAllen1738]

Damn, no wonder he's single

[@yarapatricia8079]

@@MeganAllen1738 ‘s ruthless 😂😂

[@ksingle8706]

Yall really need to watch "I didn't know I was pregnant" periods continue during pregnancy all the time, morning sickness doesn't always happen, and babies don't always kick. Its a great show, yall should review it.

[@DominiqueIBCLC]

Babies def kick and should be kicking however if your placenta is anterior you may not feel it but they do kick or something is wrong. This is why we have kick counts! ❤

[@lifewithntokozo]

The quality of this episode?! 20/20 better than my eye sight 😭🤌🏿.

[@ryanmurphy8216]

James’s reaction to his boy clapping cheeks almost made me crash 😂😂😂

[@SydneyJones-vk3gm]

Wait 😂😂😂😂 I was driving when I heard that part too omg

[@lataysialacey5859]

For those secret pregnancies, you really don’t know. You still bleed, tests come up negative, you don’t bloat or get sick or anything. You’re genuinely just as surprised as the man. The only one who knew was the baby. 😭😭

[@foreverJMJ93]

Tf is a genially 😂😂😂

[@lataysialacey5859]

@@foreverJMJ93 genuinely 😭😭 I was at work.

[@TheGrundysmash]

1:02:22 this joint took me out 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m sitting here crying and laughing so hard!! James said, “I felt my tool LOG OFF” lmaooooooo I’m dead bro!!!!

[@TrippyMayne_]

Nobody: James when he laughs: 🙈

[@capitalkaos]

when james say daddy it's the most adorable thing

[@heywood6653]

Smoking a cigarette in the rain joke was the funniest shit ive heard in forever

[@danikahholdman2609]

@@MyRealeety The girl’s forehead is so big it’s acting as a hat to shield her cigarette from the rain while it’s in her mouth. 🤣

[@esotericleigh]

😂 frfr

[@vanessaclotilde3020]

Actually guys, you're not always aware of being pregnant. We can be in a "denial of pregnancy" situation where our body doesn't show any signs of pregnancy at all until you have to push. I know, that's crazy, and I do think we have to talk more about that Anyway, lots of love, hope your doing well and thx for reading me 🙏🏾

[@jewel8425]

Its cute to hear James talking about how scared he got when he was 16, bc i remember being that age & thinking boys knew exactly what they were doing, & feeling like i was so inexperienced, being nervous, & being scared, too lol. Not knowing what to do, friends waaaay past what ***I*** was doing & feeling dumb i couldn't keep up... Its nice knowing even the brazen, cocky dudes felt the same way.

[@sundaylass6828]

Best thing is how DEEP they get into their answers about the dilemmas or random situations, like that enpathy for real real!

[@AdamoLechita1337]

James trying to catch the drops in the shower story sweeted me 😂😂😂😂

[@nataliaprado5]

To be fair I didn't know I was pregnant for five months, I was losing weight (a total of 14lbs) and spotting (thought it was my period), until I passed out at work and they did blood work to find out I was pregnant, didn't believe the clinic, thought they were on something. Then went to OBGyn and they did a scan and found a giant baby. Some calculations and measurements later they said I was 5 months along and having a girl. We were super happy but yeah it happens. I didn't start showing for a couple more months after that.

[@chiluyumbe2714]

I didn’t know until I was 3 months and swore the nurse was lying. Went in to check for a possible UTI because I’d been getting sharp pains in my side

[@nataliaprado5]

@@chiluyumbe2714 oh man that's so funny. People kept asking me didn't you feel the baby moving, and I'm like I felt flutters across my abdomen but I thought it was gas, lol. like I've never had a human inhabit my body before how am I supposed to know it was a person??

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Imagine breaking into someone's house, toasting all the bread and putting it back😭😭😭 THAT COULD NEVER BE ME!!

[@CatH2102]

I just discovered these guys and I swear my friends are tired of me just shouting “ FAM”

[@Thelucky23]

My loudest laugh was when I realized they were talking about tarter sauce calling it “tar-tar” sauce!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@akirezrich8555]

😂😂😂❤

[@gracejames1977]

“Tar tar sauce” had me rolling, would get baked for saying it like that

[@rlevy13]

I'm sitting here like.... "Tar-ter"

[@Young_Techiez]

Fuhad's Nigerian roots came out at 17:15...loved it😂

[@julesa1754]

When James first mentioned succession, I brushed it off. At peak boredom while braiding my hair, I feened for background entertainment. Box braids were done by season 2 but I can't stop watching. The show is PEAK and my phone is on dnd until it's done😂

[@TxKINGpapi]

Camera on point and editing is on point love the pod❤❤

[@Alwaysjenniferjones]

Especially when it zooms in on James’ emphasis’ 😂😂💯💯💯

[@lologirl1232]

The pregnant thing happened to my cousin. She thought her appendix was rupturing and had my aunt take her to the hospital. Apparently she never gained any weight and was spotting here and there during her pregnancy. They didn't find out until she was in the hospital about to deliver the baby.

[@jordanmilton674]

"Call me a slave." & "Her forehead is so big!!" 🤣🤣🤣 Rem & his cat❤❤❤

[@luvusumme2]

Take it easy on the pregnant girl. I have PCOS and have had very few monthlies ever. With my 2nd pregnancy, I had no morning sickness, no soreness, nothing. Only found out when I went to the doctor for something else. And I was only 135 pounds when I gave birth 🤷🏾‍♀️ In America, there’s a tv show called “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant” It’s more common than you think

[@corinab5986]

Talking about the lady that didn't know she was pregnant. I went through that just a month ago. Only got sick to my stomach once and thought it was a medicine interaction, no cycle but for my body that can happen from time to time due to being diagnosed with pcos some years ago. Bit I was gaining weight and couldn't figure out why cuz I wasn't eating like that.. took a test and was like oh.. that's what's going on. Went to the dr that week and found out not only was I pregnant but I was already 20 weeks 😮. I turn 38 this month. My husband and I thought we were done with kids. We have a 13 yr old and a 7 yr old already smh. We are still so excited but shocked for sure!

[@alexandriataylor9836]

Omgggggg 😂😂 you guys are hilarious. I was laughing so hard going to work on the bus, the driver ( a cutie) asked for my number. Said I must be a fun girl if I can laugh and enjoy myself so early in the morning. Thanks guys for starting my day off right. Kisses to you both.

[@ghosty_sa]

After a long day of studying, rugby practice and stressing about my maths paper for Friday, this is what I needed😂😂

[@blankspace6799]

Fuhad exposing himself heavy early in this ep 🤣🤣🤣

[@laurenrobinson9072]

My cousins girlfriend found out she was pregnant at 8 month...she was super skinny until one day her belly popped out. Tbf their are loads of reasons you might miss a pregnancy: not gaining weight, placenta infront ( stops feeling of kicks etc), no sickness.

[@moonriver2026]

Y'all not ready for Tom. Dude will surprise you and honestly, he's very intelligent and smarter than people think. Succession is a show-SHOW!

[@leximcclelland1397]

When James said "I felt my tool LOG OFF!"... I hollereddd!😂😂😂.... Side-eye from the coworkers 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@pinkglitter6992]

Bombastic side eye! 😅

[@shay0912]

In college I had 3 friends that lived in an apartment, with this chick on the softball team. Her coach thought she was getting fat & She'd have to spend extra time in the gym. She'd eat hella bean & cheese burritos & looked prego to me. But my friend said she wasn't pregnant. Cut to the end of the yr; my boy called me saying her water broke & went into labor @ the apartment... KNEW IT lol. Thanks for another Monday boys 💚

[@jasondennison8911]

“She gives back”. That’s such a perfect call out on multiple levels 😂

[@kaarlina4258]

James’ 40 second nut story had me in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@LoveVeilLifestyle]

my grandmother was pregnant with my dad and literally had her period up until month 8-9 when her physician told her she was pregnant. it was only then her body stopped having periods.

[@nickyshaw7677]

Adriana stayed at our game lodge here in South Africa when she was on holiday. Talk about the most lovely, friendly and caring person.

[@Sonturist]

Why are our boys not at a million yet cult babies? Don’t be selfish, share this now. 😊

[@katcons1991]

Both these men are such and incredible combo Love their energy, honesty and perspective about things ❤

[@kimgreen7458]

The look on Fuhad’s face when James told him that Adriana girl has special fan encounters 😂 He was getting IDEAS.

[@k_w1zrd681]

James laugh always make me laugh this man laughs from his soul

[@benji7775]

How the mum take the door of the hinges,, that had me cracking me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ameliavee4009]

It's the high pitched whispers of "comeback comeback comeback!" Sent me flying. Like wow this is what men be going through. Damn that's so much pressure. As women, all we gotta do is make sure all the orifices are welcoming and ready. Men got the soft end of the stick. I'm weak.

[@batsytv5520]

Lmao not the Intro after more than half an hour😂😂😂😂😂

[@NoriZai]

Seriously - it's getting further and further away from the beginning 😅

[@raecoleman-wf2cp]

But no lie, it was lit

[@batsytv5520]

@@raecoleman-wf2cp oh for a fact I love there tangents

[@FaceBook-pm3hi]

My go to show for recovering from life! From Canada

[@beloncekamz2821]

Funday Monday 😂😂😂. James laughter for the 'big forehead' comment and shower story plus Fuhad reaction floored me😭😭#MCM❤️

[@fionadaniels5222]

By far one of THE BEST episodes I’ve ever watched of you guys! Omggg I’m holleringgggg 🤣🤣❤️

[@JDuk1892]

I can’t wait until you finish Succession! Season 4 is EPIC 😊

[@deathquest]

the funeral episode is one of the best tv episodes i've ever seen

[@kiwimusic9855]

This is my maybe 5th time watching this video and every time I cackle at Jame’s laugh at the cigarette forehead because his eyebrows go up like a gonna from Mario. I love James with all my heart💀

[@jazrai2979]

Oooohhh Succession.....can't wait for you both to finish the show, 100% it is brilliant!! its amazing - the kids are like crazy rich kids! Roy Logan - oh man...he is soo good!!

[@Smooveandpretty]

19:24 one of my home girls got pregnant while we were on a deployment, but we didn’t know until we got back. She still had her period & Didn’t gain much weight at all. She didn’t have a baby bump either.

[@blackrandom7087]

I'm so glad I've discovered this podcast, I love Fuhad and James, these man make we wheeze like I've never wheezed before. Keep it up, you can't even begin to understand how much I look forward to Mondays, if I could get patreon I would in a heartbeat.

[@kristit3619]

I love when James is clearly making up a story and you can tell Fuhad knows it too… but then he just goes along with it, asking questions like he believes him 😂😂😂 what a good bro!!

[@saaramhani5229]

Wait which story

[@lakeishagraves7443]

There used to be a show called I didn't know I was pregnant. I used to feel like half of those stories were fake. Lol

[@raecoleman-wf2cp]

It still comes on here in the States

[@arianam6430]

There's an obgyn who watches and reacts to those episodes and offers some medical insight. But it seems as though they're real

[@GsButterfly78]

Same 💯😂😂

[@sxmz580]

There chemistry is unmatchedd😂😂😂🤍

[@VLove2002]

I save my cat at 3 weeks old bottle fed her, helped her go to the bathroom and nursed her back to health That’s my baby

[@kevenCodes]

Yo... These dudes are natural comedians. I havent laughed this hard in a while

[@wambuikimangara]

‘Zip it’ had me rolling ON THE FLOOOOR! I love daddy!

[@realrxch]

James is such a descriptive story teller!😂😂😂😂

[@holieshub2165]

Honestly they never seem to surprise me 😂. I’ll be in my house all quiet then all of a sudden let out the biggest laugh

[@readyp1ayerone85]

I can binge watch this podcast and each time I do and it's funnier as if I've seen it for the first time! Especially when you two talked about the married one, never been so invested in a show from the UK about marrying people at first sight.

[@liliokalani7512]

I need to see Elis’ face now! You can’t keep teasing me with his voice like this

[@stephanierose8421]

Is it just me or is James glowing in this episode?!

[@Tjaymax1979]

I’m in tears. The shower story 😂😩😂😂😂😂😩😩😩😂

[@judinamccluskey6846]

How are these guys not on a million subs yet?!