Something You Should've Told Them Before Getting Together | EP 277 | ShxtsnGigs Podcast

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This Week The Guys Discuss:
0:00, Something You Should've Told Them Before Getting Together
27:16, Intro
29:00, How Much To Get A BBL
37:55, If Ox Tail Is The Tail Of An Ox Then...
39:01, Top 5
47:40, MAFSA Chat
01:20:28, When They Realised Their Wedding Was A Mistake!
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[@dose.of.kitkat]

James’ imagination is the best thing to ever happen in entertainment 😂😂😂

[@danaglass1265]

They need a reality show!!!

[@dose.of.kitkat]

@@danaglass1265 we need it to be an everyday thing 😂

[@danaglass1265]

@@dose.of.kitkat facts!!!!

[@felixrodriguez1631]

The sleep walking acting was hilarious lmao

[@dose.of.kitkat]

@@felixrodriguez1631 James is effortlessly funny 😂😂

[@dose.of.kitkat]

The Fuhad bite 😂😂 “past canine you’re not horny…you’re hungry”

[@mamikievukeya7993]

i almost fell off my chair laughing at that part😆😆😆😆

[@netecrivernetecassassins2945]

Im starrrrving

[@zarael-imad-jv7et]

Iconic. Line

[@G254611]

🤣🤣

[@thefish6235]

"All my exes have restraining orders." "Bet, why am I gonna break the cycle?" 😂😂😂

[@iffyosa8189]

I officially nominate James "Narrator of the year"... guy's got a gift of show recaps👍🏿👏🏿

[@earldegrey]

James is such a great storyteller

[@merp9211]

Seriously! His recaps are AMAZING!

[@MissHoneyBee24]

what is the show he's talking about again?

[@iffyosa8189]

Married at first sight Australia ​@@MissHoneyBee24

[@ashthebae9425]

When James said "who is that?" And then Fuhad yelled "Kevin!" ..... I lost it!!!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@princesocio]

I LOST it!!!!! I almost passed out from laughter

[@hlalelelebesa4448]

Fam pass that blame fast🤣🤣🤣

[@yolajames1882]

❤❤❤

[@erecasteele6554]

Girllllll i screamed so hard 😂😂😂😂😂

[@hotshopper1717]

I read this comment AS THEY SAID THIS!! Made it HILARIOUS!

[@lindsaylondon7090]

James just needs to be a screen writer. Once he gets going we're all in the scenario with him dying to see where this goes

[@mrsetamayple]

FACTS!!😂🤣🤣😂his scenarios are killing me

[@malibooyaw]

The suspense kills me

[@youmakemehappy7]

Seriously!!!! He needs to also work on a movie or skit(s) with Key & Peele!😂

[@G254611]

FACT!!!🤣🤣

[@Kareena422143]

That story James told is 100% real. Ain’t no way he had such a specific situation in mind and then said he’d follow through 😂

[@Krystally]

This is the comment I was looking for! Spot on 😅

[@tiana8983]

@@Krystallysame honestly. These were exactly my thoughts

[@nathanswinnerton9234]

And he's already committed and done it. Why stop?! 😂

[@youmakemehappy7]

Lol right?! I'm honestly surprised they both said they'd be down. I didn't think they would be lol

[@Fitjelani]

ABSOLUTELY REAL LMAO. THERES NO WAY

[@kamogelomoralo5384]

The way James ran with that hypothetical sex story🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nadzsharp7058]

Sounded so specific 😂😂😂😂😂

[@sharriceowens913]

It most def was not hypothetical 😅

[@wametokalau6611]

He normally does what best friends do, present a scenario, make sure he seals up any logical escape routes to make sure the other friend agrees 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@sherekaweston8495]

That's because it wasn't.

[@nataliaalfonso2662]

“Hypothetical” lol

[@cheyennebrown604]

When James said "glasses on" and they edited the glasses on his face I laughed so hard. The new editing is definitely a nice addition to the show

[@neoloanderson6676]

I thought I was seeing things 😅, I had to rewind it to check 🤣.

[@DavidHarrison412294]

Which minute?

[@DavidHarrison412294]

Which minute?

[@jessicae5653]

​@@neoloanderson6676 me too

[@jessicae5653]

​@@DavidHarrison412294 5:48

[@emmarald.5253]

Why do I feel like I know them 🤦🏽‍♀️ when James said “the girl I clapped and never spoke again”, I was like who?? Bird shirt😂😂😂

[@tashapaul7376]

Me too, I knew it was her😂

[@emmarald.5253]

@@tashapaul7376 Exactly, how did we peep before Fuhad 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@Jellyroll2]

Same! 😂

[@natiaamoani7846]

YES 🤣🤣🤣

[@untrolleuranonyme5404]

@@emmarald.5253 simple. We’re chronically connected to their life 😂😂

[@kylebowrin2366]

James’s ability to tell a story is unparalleled 😂

[@sleepysounds3996]

I know you guys have said you don’t read comments, but I hope this eventually makes it to both of you. I’m an ER nurse in the US and I have been following this podcast for about a year now and I have to tell you both that it is HILARIOUS!! I have about an hour commute and even after the most horrendous shifts, by the time I get home, I’m usually laughing my ass off. Keep doing what you’re doing and much love from Texas.

[@angel_numbers]

Thank you for all that you do in the hospitals. My mom is an RN in the heart hospital❤️I'm with the postal service and James' imagination gives me a little freedom at my station 🤣🤣🤣

[@un_Definedza]

Wow. That's love

[@youmakemehappy7]

God BLESS you for what you do for your job❤ you are amazing!!!😊❤ You guys DEFINITELY don't get anywhere NEAR enough thanks for all your hard work!!😊❤

[@youmakemehappy7]

​@@angel_numbersGod bless you & your momma😊❤ I've always wanted to work at the post office somehow, even as a "mailman" lol!😂❤ what is your position exactly?😊 Idk why I always wanted to work there :) I love receptionist kind of work duties & it pays pretty well, at least in my area😊

[@CollectionKiller]

sa tx here

[@victoriaokupevi4149]

Ellis' and Rem's voices sound so calm and lovely, like beach waves.🥺🥺🥺

[@Esther-jw6ln]

I need to know who they are they sound so nice

[@hm.3831]

They neeed to be on an episode

[@thankmelautner]

I wanna see their faces real bad. Ellis sound like he got shaggy brown hair and a nice jawline 😭

[@m3g4f4il1]

Everyone sounds like butter with a $500 microphone 😂😂😂

[@blue_eyed_psycho6947]

We need an episode with them showing

[@dose.of.kitkat]

“Shut up I’m tryna act for f**ks sake” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 sweetened me 😂😂😂

[@Lu.-kk8ct]

“Daddy’s got a baby waist”🤣 That MAFSA update is giving!!!

[@addyurdaddy2851]

I was looking for this comment 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@carsnguts7507]

their chemistry is what keeps me tuned in TBH, they are so entertaining.

[@shazz286]

Imagine you're coming home from vacation and Fuhad and James are coming back from their bbl and they are sitting facing you because they can't seat normal. I'd pass out from laughing

[@morgan1334]

I'd be there asking them if they could sent me a reccomendation

[@danaglass1265]

Hilarious 😂

[@eventingirl001]

Fuhad and James have his and his massage chairs/tables because they can’t sit in a regular chair. Just faces looking like “here’s Johnny” on video.

[@tabbyjames8702]

😂😂😂😂facts

[@youmakemehappy7]

I'd pass away right then & there😂

[@kayliy1]

James is holding a GRUDGE against bird shirt😂😂😂 I hope sis is doing well💀

[@angel_numbers]

I hollered when he said did you REALLY leave it behind😩🤣🤣🤣💀

[@sonofyah_]

What episode did he first mention her?

[@youmakemehappy7]

​@@angel_numbers😂😂😭😭😭

[@youmakemehappy7]

​@@sonofyah_also wondering!😂

[@youmakemehappy7]

Omgg I wanna know why they call her "bird shirt"!😂😭😭😭

[@arewahaircaretv8718]

I would pay good money to see all them tings confront James talking about them on podcast 😂😂😂

[@MarpessaDawn11]

Chaos

[@candyce6233]

James cannot deny he doesn’t just love Fuhad but is IN LOVE with HIM 😂 At the beginning when he was helping F out with some mouth crust and after they had a good giggle about it J looked at F and his eyes got all slanted like when a girl looks at her man 😂 I love them so much ❤

[@daiciearoberts5348]

Imagine being Birdshirt girl and seeing this podcast 😂

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

Sitting in the shirt with that thousand yard stare.

[@KEC0001]

Or realising your partner watches this podcast and hasn't clocked 👀

[@wagashi9440]

Maddest thing is they name dropped her, but it was a LOOOONG TIME ago. One of the single digit episodes, I think like 7 or 8? I might be wrong.

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

@@wagashi9440 Everyone is going to doxx her and cook her now they've seen this. 💀

[@etheljvp1291]

​@@wagashi9440 👀👀

[@sbusisomanqele4318]

14:55 James: we gotta take this to another level Fuhad: like what? James: I dunno Fuhad: *like what James?*

[@jazisajoke8688]

Just watched this and I’m dying

[@mairlinajas1809]

I wonder what level James was thinking …

[@moniquestoute6650]

Can someone ANYONE get this man an acting gig or let him write a screenplay 😂, James your imagination is epic 😂

[@My.HumbleOpinion]

As a middle-aged alabastress from America, this is the entertainment I've been looking for. Y'all are killing me! I think I pulled a muscle trying to stifle my gigs at work listening to you all!

[@SimplyBrit._.]

5:49 That glasses edit was clean 😂😂😂

[@fudge2967]

“YOU KNOW WHAT’S WRONG….. Kevin!” 😂

[@Keisha_Kay32]

If a woman stops complaining about something you never cared to fix-yeah, she’s not complacent; she’s gone 💀

[@aliviascool]

For sure for sure, she’s already finding a new place and a new number

[@delisha41510]

Fuhad's ability to act like he even cares about Jame's MAFS updates... deserves an Oscar. Good friends listen...real friends pretend to care. LOL

[@in.art.hiiiii]

James actually loves 'GIRL CHAT' cause the way he set the scene on that MAFSA chat is unbelievable..😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@YardBoy01]

You're pretty what's your Instagram

[@merp9211]

I absolutely love his MAFSA recaps. ❤

[@chy8427]

James’ MAFSA rundown: the gun fingers, the facial expressions, the eyebrow lift, the excited voice are EVERYTHING 😂😂😂

[@LivingAsLisha]

Facts!!! In the USA mad I can’t run up the show lol

[@sammylong841]

I’m in Australia and it’s already finished! I won’t spoil anything but it’s juicy 💕💕

[@tasha200190]

He gone lose his mind when he gets to the retreat

[@tasha200190]

​@@LivingAsLisha solarmovies that's where I've been watching it tbh

[@abookishmess]

I wish this was it's own playlist 😂

[@theodora.m]

James is what the entertainment industry needs😂 how he narrated the episodes of MAFSA is insane, now i want to watch that season

[@samiranekoo2973]

Me too!! What season is it? 😅

[@emilyalexis7463]

I LOVEEEEE that y’all talk about more than one way to be intimate. It is so refreshing for men to acknowledge that.

[@waitwhat6056]

James' shocked face always get me 😂. "Gummy Bear" Fuhad stoooooopp!!! 😂😂

[@lindsaylondon7090]

Did Fuhad call this toothless lady a gummy bear 🤣🤣🤣

[@Samthe1stbob]

James stroke by stroke acting out that scenario. He was really setting the mood. He was really into it.

[@natashajones8444]

The way Fuhad said “Kevin”, can’t wait to tell my dad his name got shouted out in an ep 😂

[@BxTiki]

Clutched my imaginary pearls when Fuhad said, "my tensile strength is different."

[@KarynThompson727]

The bromance they have is something else. The beginning with James gesturing to Fuhad, he had something on his face and the way James was looking at Fuhad 💀😂

[@violetrose25]

The fact they know people in their past lives without even saying their names, is just everything to me. #friendgoals

[@mveroo]

It ALWAYS catches me off guard when they’re like “welcome to the show” cuz I’m like invested and feel like I’m almost done with the video

[@Muhammed-BYusuf]

"Let me cook" 😂😂😂 Oscar worthy performance

[@futuredefpoet]

Their friendship is so adorable. I wish American men were more like them

[@OppositeofHATE7]

some are and some aren't, kinda hard to say that when not everyone has a highly popular podcast

[@EthanMaxwellGraves]

right, because you know all american men babes.

[@lolacabana123]

LOL! They are. Almost all of my homeboys act like this

[@SpiffyPenguin]

I can't think of a pair of American black boys I know who are not like this lol

[@pigalottafattenton5003]

They are, you’ll just never see it because you aren’t one of the boys. Same way most men won’t see it on the ladies side.

[@E3man-A4li]

Okay, I have to say this, REM'S VOICE is so calm and sweet.

[@ren8771]

43:48 Fuhads quiet "I need to pass..... Ive done year 5 twice now" 😂😭 Idk where this energy is coming from but hes been coming out with LINES these past few episodes, king shit

[@siyabongamahlangu2817]

The smile on muh face when I see a new a video. My cheecks are hurting. Love these guys, from SOUTH AFRICA.

[@mamikievukeya7993]

nazokeee ezakithi ☺☺🇿🇦

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Aweeee🔥🇿🇦

[@VikelizweNamrhaliMasango]

We're here!!!Southaahhh💃

[@rorisang88]

Sanbonani! ❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@Keke-ij6xu]

Hello hello🥰Sanbona oe

[@yvettembele3570]

Can I just say how much I love this new style of editing!

[@princesocio]

The glasses edit. Chefs kiss

[@hlalelelebesa4448]

Puts your thoughts right out there

[@iblanco1]

​@@hlalelelebesa4448 8v

[@freshnproud2207]

Honestly I've dreamed of podcast edited like this

[@channy1038]

James got me almost wanting to watch married at first sight, his passion is jokes 😂

[@AlyssaExala]

My absolute fav thing in the world is how much James gets emotionally invested into things 😂 so gooood gotta love him

[@DonTheSun]

Loving how the editor been starting to level up and use camera movement to follow james and fuhad 😂😂 making it 10x funnier

[@thembanimdlalose5229]

"Who is that?" "You know what's wrong Kevin" 😂😂😂

[@thandi_hazel]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that sleepwalking scenario ended me 💀 James' imagination is top tier!!!

[@blessingevelynadafia9194]

We really need to see Ellis and Rem, their voices are soo calm.

[@Alexbrh]

I was watching one of the yt shorts and my brother is watching the two of you for the first time with me, the first thing he says after listening to the two of them talk for a bit was "one of them is just the darker version of the other".

[@dwaekkie_pump]

Ellis's voice is gonna be in my dreams tonight.

[@aisha.0606]

his voice is beautiful

[@liyam.1638]

Lmaooo not gonna cap when James said “I wish I had a twin” and they said the twin was evil bc of the scenario I said to myself “you would have a treacherous twin wouldn’t you James?”💀💀💀

[@daveyj2464]

When they talk about MAFS they got to give Ellis a seat in front of the cam. The convo between him and James was elite😂

[@tesiabaltimore4278]

That's so Raven'd it! 😆 🤣 😂 hilarious

[@fudge2967]

Shoutout to the editors. It’s been getting better and better as the weeks go on. Makes the vids more enjoyable 🙌 Happy Monday y’all

[@psychcjs]

I liiiiiive for MAFSA updates. Never saw the show but I’m here for James’ recap.

[@lindsayralston2415]

My life is infinitely better since coming across these guys. Dead laughing every time!

[@shannooony]

I love how invested James is with AMAFS 😭😭😭😭 Sounds like a girl gossiping in the club toilets 😩🤣🤣

[@morrisahj]

Didn’t know men watched the shows like this & I really love it 😂🤞 I’d rather listen to them give me the recap honestly lol

[@MoriahNichole]

What is the name of the show?

[@iimaniim]

@@MoriahNichole married at first sight Australia

[@tkmiller_author]

From experience, when you get married and you get that idea that maybe you've just made a huge mistake, you think that what you're feeling initially is fear of change so you try and work through it. I tried to "work through it" for ten years. It taught me to immediately listen to my gut and act on it.

[@vanessalewis1449]

The fact that they know each other so well makes it so easy for them to flow with the show! Lol! They always know who they are talking about. They have stories for dayysss! Like what was going on at Uni! Lol! 😂😂😂😂❤

[@katiemorton4280]

Absolutely love how much James is dedicated to married at first sight! Here for it! 🤣 favourite podcast! 👏🏼

[@boohoo1233]

That “Glasses on!” edit ate😭🍜

[@ladylexirose9967]

5:47 shout out to the editor for the glasses 🤓 lmao had me dead 💀

[@anna_banana4100]

James reviewing MAFS is the show I never knew I needed! I am LAUGHING so much at his whole review

[@Niamhmariephelan]

I never watched it. Going to start 🤣🤣

[@rebecajavier12]

I don’t even watch the show, but the way he gives the reviews and update makes me feel like I know what’s going on.

[@maisiemay7558]

@@rebecajavier12whats show called

[@golden_ke]

The MAFSA recap makes me want to watch but I love James’ recaps. He’s so invested. 😂

[@tracypeebles9362]

James imagination is legendary 😂😂😂

[@foreveralone6601]

James always have some scenarios 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@bklyncharm4587]

James saying "as in meanies?" SENT ME!!!!! 😂😂😂

[@Justice272]

What I love about their friendship and this episode is my man Fuhad pretending to actually care about MAFS while James is just going….also that James explanation of the episode is way better than watching it.

[@foreveralone6601]

Fuhad with that biting sound spun me 😂😂😂

[@TerriKay]

I love watching the sub count go up every Monday. I been paying attention 😂 3 Mondays ago was 696k, last Monday 709k, and today 719k!!! So happy for you guys! You bring me and so many others joy! I make my friends listen to the show when they ride in the car with me 😂😂😂

[@user-bu8jc6fr7m]

Fuhad has the best voice. His accent is so sexy to me. I love to hear James laugh.

[@Queenblessful]

Their communication complement each other so well and it draws in listeners 🥰

[@blackapollo154]

Mondays are always good with these 2😂

[@MrMeMyselfandI]

I wish I had James’ imagination… man should be an author the way he’s creating scenarios

[@eragonfan360]

Rem and Elis are absolutely fantastic. They add an excellent bit of variety 👌

[@jaycebradley8404]

long time watchers, i need a complete list of every episode where james has ever spoken about mafsa, in consecutive order please 🙏🏼🤣

[@eventingirl001]

James and Fuhad need a Trixie and Katya “we like to watch” series. I need this commentary in real-ish time!!

[@urbancitygirl3696]

James, screaming “babe, BABE!” 😂

[@monicasimone1173]

the fact that i really giggle through these podcasts 😂😂😂

[@shar0009]

When James says birdshirt and you immediately remember stories about her😂😂 ive been here for a while

[@itsderica]

i never know where these episodes are going to go and i love it 😂

[@stephpowell7648]

15:00 'Like what James?'.....my sentiments EXACTLY! LIKE 👏🏽 WHAT 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽 24:04 it ALWAYS comes back to Fuhad for James 😂😂😂😂 He loves his Daddy 😂😂😂😂 44:15 James is right post meridian means past midday 😅

[@EvaUnit_01]

the editing, the sudden zoom in & out🔥🔥🔥

[@jwbradley2]

This episode is going down in History as their best and Funniest episodes yet. I can NOT stop crying laughing. Sweeted me!

[@chy8427]

Shout out to Ellis on the editing 🔥

[@moniquegeorge8952]

I love the way you guys can use subtle gestures or words and the other one will know what the other is referring to😀

[@tswelondlovu6107]

The chemistry in this episode was too good 😂😂😂😂

[@msbeedubb]

As an Aussie having finished this season of MAFS, prepare yourselves babes 🤣

[@salmaj2016]

When he said “the girl I slept with and never seen again” IMMEDIATELY thought of “bird shirt”

[@PlusSizeIcon]

Before I juggle… I’d buy my own Birkin and sit it on the table and say, “this was the one I wanted, I got you a lil something too”. Tossed him a keychain, “that’s all I heard you could afford.”😂😂😂 JUGGLE!!! (Kisses teeth)

[@indiashante1560]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lolacabana123]

Perfect! 😂😂

[@PlusSizeIcon]

@@lolacabana123 after I typed this, all I could hear was James saying, “I can’t hear that Fuhad!!”🤣🤣🤣 “JUGGLE YOUR KEYCHAIN JAMES! JUGGLE!!” 🤣🤣🤣

[@hishighness1842]

"Im still defrosting" *points* "Let me cook, stop" 🤣🤣🤣 Love yall, great content

[@Smokinfreely]

These dudes are naturally hilariously tuning in from Los Angeles…I need to go back and binge the last three years

[@dwaekkie_pump]

"Wealthier and greedier and more selfish" 😭😂 I can't with James

[@ajsiacornelius6098]

Love is blind season 4 is wild!! You should recap the whole series next. Live reunion is April 16

[@thobekambatha7605]

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[@brm_1221]

“They ain’t never seen a snack like dat” *literal tears* y’all got me dying🤣🤣🤣

[@chantellerain90]

Did anybody else clock the glasses? 😅😅😅😂😂 absolute class 👏 👌