The Most Insane Tweets Of The Week! | ShxtsnGigs Podcast | Patreon Clips

[@Pirateking1997]

''not a homophobe just a hater'' i felt that in my bones

[@junglekxngtalksanime]

Bruhh fr

[@glock-kay]

Sometimes I just be hating fr🤷🏾‍♂

[@TelzAll]

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@3arthIsGhetto]

As a woman I will never understand why more people (men and women) don't shower prior to seggs...

[@TelzAll]

So no spontaneous sex?

[@ДилянРосенов]

some dont even shower after

[@francescaestelle2886]

@Tequila Sunrise Or at least get a wet towel & some soap 🤣

[@3arthIsGhetto]

@@TelzAll there's spontaneous and then there's just gross. I'd rather pause for quick rinse then be disgusted and ruin the mood 🤷🏼‍♀️ I have a very healthy bedroom life and I've been with my guy for 10 years so he must not mind us being clean either. It's to each their own I just don't get choosing to be dirty.

[@natheefahs.8210]

That's why it's always nice to go in with a wet wipe after you're done with the toilet paper.

[@kayceyraimer9098]

My hubby thinks I'm too picky with toilet paper, but this is exactly why! Nobody likes a linty 🐱

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

The reasons to stay single increase by the day. 😂

[@stayawayfromthewoke3412]

Linty?

[@kayceyraimer9098]

@@stayawayfromthewoke3412 lint? small fibers.

[@jennifertaylor-wright7694]

A Lintyyyyyyyy Im dyingggg 😅

[@mini_afropuffs_queen9990]

💀💀💀💀 I AM DECEASED! LINTY! ?

[@fudge2967]

I’ve just recently come across this channel, and I now have grown so attached. I now have these two playing as background noise when I’m doing anything like gaming or working 😂

[@baby28girl]

I am exactly the same hahaha

[@nickyshaw7677]

I know right. I work for myself from home and I am constantly walking around with my phone with their vids playing

[@maretheredge1542]

Ong just playin it while driving

[@BabelTruth]

Found these guys on TikTok first and I’d be scrolling their videos for hours and hours. These guys are the absolute best to get some jokes in your day😂.

[@damiennightmaresx7950]

i couldnt do that i'm on part fucking 9 of the patreon clips playlist and i have accended so much its just to painful to imagine trying to keep a sstraight face in an enviroment i need absolute calm in-

[@Kimmy_Beee]

2:12 I screamed at the same time as Fuhad!😂😂😂 LOL these boys are golden🙌🏾🤩

[@rhondondeezy]

They on twitter saying y'all in a super tiny group of men that are allowed to have a podcast...and I absolutely agree! Y'all are hilarious 😂

[@sheisking97]

When they first came up in my feed, I was TERRIFIED! But damn, these guys just make my day 😂

[@rhondondeezy]

@Leonisa King I was ready to be HOT but now I never skip them when I see them lol

[@sheisking97]

@Rhonda B I actually only came across them this week, and I'm having the best binge ever

[@andrewwalker9960]

@@sheisking97 ahhh i wish i could go back to when i first found them.

[@xavieranderson6626]

Naw catching HIV for life motivation is WILD! 💀💀🤣

[@zainmulaudzi7250]

smh, been telling myself ive tried everything

[@xavieranderson6626]

@@zainmulaudzi7250 💀🤣🤣 seriously tho, me too... I'd have never thought to catch that "Magic Johnson" motivation 😂🤣😭

[@87Strong]

@@zainmulaudzi7250 noooooooooooo 💀💀💀

[@christellefrancios2038]

@@xavieranderson6626 I’m at FUCCCKKKINNNNNNNN dead 💀

[@lord.Giselle]

Right.... because make it make sense.....that's crazy yo

[@qualityrelaxation.7981]

Am I the only one who thinks James knows what he's doing sexually🤣🤣🤣 like his descriptions are too good

[@ayandasperanza530]

Like yeah, he's not even bragging he's just talking...

[@GL1TCHED9]

James looks like he sweats profusely during seggs

[@qualityrelaxation.7981]

@@GL1TCHED9 😹😹😹😹😹💀💀💀

[@sosodiba]

LISTEN 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾… James is just….😮‍💨🥰

[@tewaimarama2303]

I learnt that in Japan they always bathe before intetcourse. It is a habit I have adopted. Plus the bodywash makes you smell nice 😊

[@kikinyte6806]

I just think it's common sense

[@ktnixon81]

James saying “YUCKY” has me floored. 😂😂😂

[@hindenburg2006]

These 2 are the bright spot of any day!!!❤😄 And a "Daddy" is always the cherry on top!!!😂

[@victoria-janeerfort6934]

Low-key that massage James described sounds phenomenal 🔥😂

[@deniserutherford9617]

Facts

[@emeralddream4428]

I went to massage therapy school and I hated getting one but I love giving them!

[@Tiffanyjane90]

The way James says "it’s yucky" 😂😂😂

[@BeautifullyNerdy]

That first entrance!!! 😂😂😂 James is a freak

[@muneebow]

The way you sit into it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm crying hahahahha

[@larryfrazier6250]

Baby wipes for the win!! Hell its 2023 what we doing

[@commonsens3]

Bidet. Upgrade, this is 2023.

[@gsl649]

@@commonsens3let niggas clean they bootyhole in peace dawg😂

[@fudge2967]

The way I started dying before Fuhad even got out the first “Undalay” 😂

[@aaliyah4772]

‘That’s a mayweather entrance’ 🤣🤣 I laughed so loud I woke my baby up 😩😩😭😭😭

[@syrritajones2538]

Fuhad’s hollering will never get old 😂😂😂

[@ArkcessorizeYurself]

The "things" James experienced is mind boggling

[@tiffanyfrench3743]

This is why you should always carry personal FLUSHABLE wipes if you are not going to take a shower !!!!!!

[@AK-47-yall]

Psa in case you didnt know: even wipes that say flushable, are not. Ask any plumber or person who cleans septic tanks. Those things do not degrade and and should never be flushed.

[@tiffanyfrench3743]

@@AK-47-yall I didn’t say to flush them! I said use them!

[@TheBlkKat]

@@tiffanyfrench3743 You the one that emphasized 'flushable' like it made difference verses normal wipes.

[@orangemoon9634]

​​@@tiffanyfrench3743 If you call something FLUSHABLE, people will think it's safe to flush.

[@harrisr1018]

Or just wash ur azz like Muslims n people in Asia do

[@DavidCaudry]

"That's a Mayweather entrance" 🤣🤣

[@heiseili9279]

I like that y'all put the clips here. I can't do the patreon. Husband has cancer and we are currently funded thru a GoFundMe and hopes n prayers. We working it out tho so don't feel bad for us. 🤣. Good days and bad days.

[@kindDictator]

I'm sending you both more hopes and prayers ❤️🙏

[@kelvinenos]

🙏🏾🙏🏾You’re gonna get through this better! Both of you🙏🏾🙏🏾

[@spongebobrectanglepants]

Praying for you and wishing you all the best On a lighter note, does your husband teach chemistry??

[@tashapaul7376]

Sending healing, faith, hope and prayers your way x

[@tai2523]

What’s the GFM? If you’re comfortable posting it, I mean.

[@eliza6971]

I was watching a sketch about a woman calling each of her friends for relationship advice. Before getting into specific advice the first thing each one says is "First of all, get the toilet paper out of your p***y." I laughed my ass off and now whenever I go out with someone I always think "well, first off, get the tp out of your p***y"

[@jeannahtey531]

But how do all the friends know she has TP on her cooch?

[@eliza6971]

@@jeannahtey531 the joke is that it’s happened to most women at least once and that all of them were so mortified that it’s the first piece of advice they have when a friend asks for opinions on a sexual relationship 😂

[@gabriellasdiary]

ayeeeee! my favorite time of the week! Keep it up, been here FOREVER and still routing for yall! Love yall.

[@bapsi418]

Everytime James says "daddy" always sends me😂😂

[@teresajackson7516]

You guys say all the quiet parts out loud, and I'm here for it.

[@MeccaLegal]

The tissue thing 🙈 Noooo...but it happens. Bathe first ppl🙈

[@allinaflutter6117]

It’s Yucky 😂🤣 I can’t I have not laughed this much in years 😂

[@ialreadleeknow]

''it's not her fault bUT YUCK.'' LMAO

[@kach0937]

i always make the mistake of eating when watching you guys ... love how you described the thinly rolled toilet paper as im trying to eat my steak

[@IndomitableAde]

So glad I found these two! They're my new Desus and Mero.

[@annick.]

A Mayweather entrance, okay Daddy 😂

[@stuartdrake4217]

😂😂 I can put my house on the fact that no women has ever had a massage last more then 5 minutes even if they have just give there partner a 30 minute head to toe!

[@stephaniemartin9253]

I’m to old for this😂🤣😂 love it!!!

[@stephaniemartin9253]

*too

[@Yougotclipped2323]

Never too old to enjoy some jokes

[@aesinam]

Lol their ridiculous. You can actually edit your original comment by clicking on the 3 dots to the top right

[@dorcassswg]

That toilet paper story is why I use wipes omg thats embarrassing af 😂😂

[@realpluslovely]

James is being too nice.... IT'S HER FAULT AND THERE IS EVERYTHING SHE CAN DO ABOUT IT! 🤣🤣🤣 That's nasty🤢

[@laurensBuddy]

Men being disgusted by tissue crumbs like y'all don't pee on the floor/toilet seat

[@thisiscrystal3656]

That spanish one took me all the way out🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@russelllapua4904]

The massage thing was on point. Especially the boxers bit 😂😂

[@ttv.konshusvengence]

i was in the middle of a clash of clans battle and instantly clicked on the notification when i saw it

[@felixbrownie0325]

it's 1 am here in the Philippines.. just right in time before bed!

[@izzy_hatake]

James why you depriving us of your hoochi daddy shorts?

[@nerekapiteni4750]

Who needs the shorts when he's serving these hoochie daddy stories? 🤣

[@monikaakabelle1123]

The roll flick😂😂

[@Smell_TheGlove]

Omg the massage & taking boxers off is 100% accurate 😂

[@Maka_cmm]

love you guy... and please have NELLA ROSE as a guest

[@karmellla]

As much as I love this, HATE that men talk about stuff like this 😂😂

[@humanitysreject5233]

Why?

[@shikita007]

James is the epitome of “gata see it through mah boy!”

[@brandiholloway946]

Why do I love y'all this way cause y'all are soooo accurate in the thoughts I have in these moments it's wild lmfaooo I love y'all literally biggest fan I swear lmao it was the lint ball flick for me lmfaooo

[@makedasanford8603]

Oh my god . Dengleberry’s ….- wipe ‘n’ wash folks it can never fail you.

[@greenmean6414]

The first one would have had me screaming like Kendrick

[@thePanda_huma]

Not me listening to the pod on a solo date🤣😭

[@shar0009]

New fear unlocked😨 imma be making sure there's no toilet paper rolled up 😩

[@travonmatthews1281]

Hands down new best segment man I'm dying

[@dormammusofat]

i actually heard the E I E I UH OOOOOOOOOH😭

[@DaBrattMia]

imma need fuhad and james to put the mic closer to their mouth I can barely hear them I be having to put my volume all the way to like 40 😩😩😭😭 the captions doesn't no justice, when I watch other vids on my reg volume setting i can hear fine so idk if its just me w this issue lmao

[@02biddle]

On the real I do respect LL Cool J for making that decision and not tarnishing his legacy

[@thabonyoni3707]

"Someone's gonna get bottled" is crazy ☠️

[@ronniemarshall7684]

bro i can't be watching these pair at 3am. My lungs about to burst holding a laugh that would wake the country up.

[@ChameleonHalo]

James gaging vomit voice, I LAUGHHHHHHED

[@laylagomez8299]

I literally choked with laughter 😂 while watching this

[@tonyedenenu7271]

I love you guys so much. All the way from Nigeria 😍

[@ChinedumDavid]

ayyyy!

[@glambydivya]

Found you guys through twitter y’all are so funny

[@denilsonveijo7157]

The struggle of removing the boxers without letting her know🤣🤣🤣 The struggle is real

[@ugochianuonye8486]

The toilet paper bit yo!! 😂😂😂 Yuck!

[@Evil-Is-Blind]

The tissue bits.. old school name "winnets" 🤣🤣

[@scottyrobolfc]

That massage one killed me off, we've all been there 😂.

[@elizabethnkhasi4157]

I was heading out but when I say I sat my arse down as soon as yall posted🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jstaba10]

“I’m confused” took me out 🤣🤣

[@mimi101]

7:32 I agree with this tweet. I think this person meant its admirable that an artist wants to only put out his best and knowing sometimes the best doesn't always happen and to keep their credibility vs putting out something mid.

[@myharvey2692]

How I'm I here howling in this kitchen because of you lot 😂😂😂😂😂

[@krazychilel]

First of all I was eating eggs when he said he flicked the toilet paper. I'll be back after I'm done eating 🤣🤣🤣

[@coachtracyeden]

This might be the funniest one I’ve seen 😂😂😂

[@camillegreen9144]

Got upset after the HIV Story, so sad especially in this day. But people can live long lives with todays treatment and even have children, but still I didn't feel good to laugh. I smiled and said good for him. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@paintproduct2332]

“It was yucky” dear lord. 😂

[@87Strong]

BIDET! 🗣️🗣️🗣️ idk why Americans hate them 🥴😭 ...in Jail? That tweet was from experience 😭🤣💀 Fuhad speaking Spanish. ❤ that man can do no wrong. Hands down the funniest vid in a min.

[@nk7925]

Lol what’s it got to with Americans we don’t have it in the uk either

[@aesinam]

Bidets are the best things ever

[@Soundfamiliaruk]

You man are too accurate 😂

[@mistycappadonia5307]

The first one with the "WHERE IS SHE🤨" took me tf out 😂☠

[@jameehood8131]

Facebook lead me here. James be saying some wild stuff ! You can tell who the freaky one is !

[@ilovefy13]

the fact that they just using toilet paper without water/bidet yucks me to the core

[@joanmerony2322]

Loving Obito's mask on the shelf

[@LivxLaughxLove]

I'd text her and be like "I'm on my way to take you to lunch" then watch her stress herself trying to make it before I do...

[@Scorpio_78]

1:51 James 😂😂😂😂😂 too hilarious

[@TylerTheObserver]

@1:00 'its not her fault but yuck!" Yes it is her fault 🤣🤣 You should wash your self after that. Anyone who disagress with me on this means you just smear sh*t and TP around you and then leave the bathroom.

[@tyleahbrown3534]

i literally love watching them , they are my personality brooo😂😂❤️

[@shane216taylor]

That's an Undertaker WrestleMania entrance! 😂

[@evancuyuch9260]

My man James rocking it with the orange dreamsicle reign! Best flavor out there right beside the white gummy bear flavor

[@peonies4639]

*New fear unlocked*

[@DobermansRus]

This is why I am obsessed with baby wipes 😆 🤣

[@ObeyDaqSwaqq]

What grown woman isn’t showering before hand and utilizing wipes? A box of 16 summers eve is under $2!

[@abdiamohamud]

Use water

[@jairexplores8718]

Bruh y’all had me dead at work 😭💀

[@princesskayla]

Them Costco 40 packs look quite heavy… I’ve never had to pick one up, there’s always help… even in the car park 😉

[@marcellclark7930]

My ex was Ethiopian and she washed everytime she did 2 OR 1. I started washing after 2 myself. I might call her....

[@daviddaviedavidson]

Gag. And I wasn’t even there.

[@brandonx8292]

What a way to start the flippin ting! I almost got mad! 🤣🤣🤣

[@stephaniejames1062]

Just made my day when I saw the notification ❤

[@evernfromtha868]

The first one is a murder documentary waiting to happen 😂😭

[@MrAllytee]

toilet paper ting hit me DIFFERENT

[@sammiebateman8921]

You guys are a riot! 😂I am dead

[@ilhaamfoster4617]

Rest In Peace my eardrums 😭I need to claim IOD from Fuhad

[@SundaySpeaks]

Bidet gang. No toilet paper up mi batty😂