Grease Gun | GUN GUIDE

pew pew pew imma pea shooter with the highest damage per shot value of all the smg's in the game
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[@calvinhuddleston576]

People dont realize they're getting shot at not because its subsonic but because they dont believe anyone would actually use it

[@DxBlack]

"Oh my god...I don't believe it..." "Believe it or not you're still gonna fry."⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ The Matrix, for you losers...

[@yseress655]

ACTUALLY YEAH. Last week some guy started shooting at me with it, I recognized it instantly because of the sound, but I really did just go "what why what when why are you what" and died lmao

[@UnrelatedNonsense]

Same thing with the Welrod. I’ve seen so many dudes sneaking around with them

[@SickSnipes]

idk whats worse burger king or the way they mounted the laser on the grease gun

[@marlin3999]

the red dot on the QBZ

[@sirborfborf2158]

The answer is bofum

[@abgodsson1585]

BK is amazing

[@marcmichaud1643]

Well Burger King does own Tim Hortons so Canada is propping them up since we love our Timbits and Double-Doubles... Your welcome America

[@marcmichaud1643]

Well Burger King does own Tim Hortons so Canada is propping them up since we love our Timbits and Double-Doubles... Your welcome America

[@SPITSPHIRE]

"this gun is trash and no one likes it." _googles its service history_ 😮

[@dianabarnett6886]

Yeah, I know for a fact that tank crews were still getting issued grease guns as late as the Gulf War, and I'm sure it's still in armories in case its ever needed. It was designed for cheap mass production in the 40's, but it still endures. It just works.

[@SickSnipes]

we're gonna be using it all the way into the Covenant Wars

[@DeezNuts-ju1rj]

@@SickSnipes chief mind telling me what your doing with that grease gun?

[@randomka-52alligatorthatis34]

​@@SickSnipes By that point, we're gonna slap some more newer Rails on it, put a newer and more AP capable .45 ACP and tell everyone its Modernized now because its current version is more Modular than the old one. Same goes for the AK......and AR.

[@jacey320]

I remember an old school tanker saying they used to swap out the recoil springs in them and it would boost the rate of fire through the roof. I think that would be a cool weapon mod in game.

[@dr._breens_beard]

@@SickSnipes only if someone slaps a shoddily assembled digital ammo counter to the left side of it. It needs to be half hanging off like someone drilled one mounting hole and said "fuck it."

[@Justin-rq6kf]

The grease gun is the peak of effective but simply, a functional gun that only costs about $200 to produce.

[@Multiply187]

It used to cost that during ww2, no?

[@Justin-rq6kf]

@@Multiply187 200 in today's money

[@saltdetected1756]

The Grease Gun was only $30 - that $200 figure is for a Thompson SMG or, to put it esoterically; a Grease Gun is _new graphics card_ money, but a Thompson is _new car_ money

[@DarkSideKyp]

@@Multiply187 No, even modern weapons are dirt cheap to produce. An M4A1 is only ~$50 in raw material, most of the cost comes from production.

[@rjw4149]

Get you a mosin and a grease gun and your good to fuckin go😂

[@Oilyx-]

Orders received. Maining the grease gun as we speak

[@skell6134]

I main Sten . ,.

[@33up24]

@@skell6134don't you mean the sterling? That's shit is stinky tho, I can't for the love of god get more than 3 kills a game with the sterling

[@skell6134]

@@33up24 Your problem is only its design or something else also ?

[@33up24]

@@skell6134 nah just the abysmal DPS. The damn Tariq probably has higher DPS

[@echo9911]

@@skell6134 hello fellow sterling main ✋

[@aholyspaniel9624]

The Grease gun and the Sterling are unironically good when the Devs implemented the Night mode PvP modes. They’re cheap and have effective suppressors. The problem is the devs were cheaper than the Econ cost and removed the mode.

[@LiamDCoughlan]

The grease gun was actually loved by the guys that used it. Great stopping power, the ability to get off single shots because of the slow cyclic rate and it’s light weight in comparison to the Thompson. It’s one of the first .45 sub guns I think of when someone mentions .45 SMGs.

[@TheOneWayDown]

It's unironically probably the best .45 smg that's ever been made. Thompson was great, but the original was built on a scientific principle that doesn't exist, had to be converted to simple blowback, and was still an expensive and heavy bitch with finicky magazines. The Vector is really more of a tech demo for kriss's vertical recoil system, the UMP just a .45 smg that noone bought. And of course, now .45 ACP is falling out of favor as a whole because modern 9mm loads often have comparable muzzle energy, for substantially more magazine capacity. The grease gun is the only thing dirt cheap and marine proof enough to still have a place anymore apparently

[@CxOrillion]

@@TheOneWayDown If you asked me if I'd rather have an M1 or M3 at hand if I needed to fight, I'd probably pick the Thompson. If you asked what I'd rather equip a shitload of dudes with in order to fight a shitload of other dudes? M3 all day, every day. I would go so far as to say that it's in the top 3 military SMGs ever designed, for its ability to fill its role. It loses to the PPS-43, because of course it does. It would also lose to the KP m/44, but that's just a copy of the PPS. second place is the Sterling.

[@acai9130]

gun guides are slowly turning from informative guides to man goes mental while talking about how the gun is good I dig it

[@Zogger568]

A gun so cheaply made, even the Soviets were concerned.

[@CxOrillion]

I honestly wonder how it stacks up to the PPS-43 in terms of optimized production, resource usage, and machine time. I know we made a shitload more grease guns than PPS-43s but still...

[@vincentdoan8882]

Gotta love how Sick Snipes goes on about ranting but yet being mind blown about the m3 to a tangent about how shitty burger king was, caught me off guard like how those guys died by the m3

[@ogPunkcln]

Nostalgia to Day of Infamy with this one. The Grease gun on Demolition in that game is my blood and soul.

[@no-legjohnny3691]

Still incredibly disappointed with how they just up and abandoned it smh

[@hyenahallstrom7034]

Greasegun is mega underrated. I love it

[@Filipino_guy1]

The conclusion and video in general was unexpected Now it’s time to see a lot of people using this

[@thatonenigeriansformula]

snipes having a mental breakdown in the middle of the video was so needed.

[@basvanheumen4231]

In coop, the Sterling, Uzi and Grease gun are pretty fun from time to time. Because of the low cost in supply points, you get room for grenades, attachments and secondary weapon. Shame the ai is completely braindead though, they shoot faster than you can aim with these guns. Yes, these guns are slow. However because they're so slow, they're accurate. Combined with the recoil, the second shot you fire might be a headshot. People don't expect you to use them, which makes them more fun to use.

[@paleoph6168]

Slow fire rate also consumes less ammo, leaving reserves that can be used in later battles.

[@rjw4149]

Bots? Brain dead? Idk if we are playing the same game because these bots are fucking gods throwing fire from the sky smiting me for my existing.

[@basvanheumen4231]

@@rjw4149 Yeah, they're pretty unbalanced. Some bots shoot like stormtroopers, other bots can headshot you with a shotgun from the other side of the map..... The devs have removed the instant molotov death but still, their throw is on point.

[@kyles9937]

Yes Bas van Heumen! You and Paleo PH are so right! You guys took the words right out of my mouth! It's cheap, and its slow rate of fire gives it less recoil and allows you to conserve ammo! Now, while I wouldn't say it's "Meta," it's definitely very effective, and in the right hands, it can be Meta.

[@travismaxey8921]

@@rjw4149 yeah I’ve dealt with bots that are truly brain dead and then there ones that have eyes in the back of their head with lightning quick reflexes

[@DivingHawker]

Yeah, with the advanced suppressor, you can't be heard past 20m or something. It's pretty nice, but I hate how utterly useless it is at range because its bullets drop harder than a university student's grade after 3 months into the year.

[@justyouraveragememester5037]

are you speaking from experience

[@zaholykrusedar1459]

@@justyouraveragememester5037 nah nah he not only had the experience, he got the point right there

[@Viper-l666l]

😭😭😭☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@JB-ls5pq]

Tomygun was very heavy around 10 lbs unloaded, for comparison the garand was 9.5 lbs unloaded , very expensive.. around 200 dollarinos. All due to the fact it was milled, not stamped ,Firerate was too high and the stock to low (muzzle rize was pronounced). It is everything bad about gen 1 (ww1 , expensive designs , usually milled ) smg's. The greasegun was cheaper ..15 dollarinos, LIGHTER around 8.15 lbs , the stock was more inline with the bolt aiding full auto stability but it was a wire stock so bad not very comfy. ROF was painfully slow . It had a supressed variant. It was shorter. And it was not a sten in terms of reliability. And loosing one for improvised smg traps (actually a thing ) wasnt as big of a deal as loosing a tompson. Ergonomics were shit lets be honest.

[@serwalkerofthekeynes8761]

I never understood the need for a 45cal smg. Most of the world that accepted an smg at any point, kept it simple. 9mm or a similar custom round that had enough punch for CQ. the Thompson may as well have been called "baby BAR". The grease gun I can see more justice behind.. its cheap and powerful, the ammo being more an issue than the weapon itself, especially in today's ammo market.

[@icealkion]

@@serwalkerofthekeynes8761 If I had to guess it’s the same reason as the 1911 stoping power and that’s what the US was using a pistol round so they used it for an smg

[@serwalkerofthekeynes8761]

@@icealkion feels more like they had plenty of choices, and then said "na, let's merica it" and the Thompson was born 😅 Its one of those times where I have to give the Germans a point for industry.. stamped steel,9mm, mass quantities. Plus those uniforms were crisp af 🤣

[@JB-ls5pq]

@@serwalkerofthekeynes8761 multiple factors were at play here. 1 . The US army prefered the 45 cal for pistol ammo because at one time they fought a bunch of drugged up tribesmen and the 45 cal revolvers proved very effective. Later their automatic pistol (colt m1911 was originaly supposed to be a 38cal/ basicaly some variant of the 9 mm, but Army insisted on the 45). Now that the us army was stuck with 45, their smg also had to be in a widely available 45 cal. Otherwise you create a logistics nightmare. Especialy in wartime. Then again the 45 also made sense before 9 mm holowpoints/ basicaly terminal balistics. were advanced enough

[@masondarsney5827]

hi mister j b

[@melcknis]

On one side i find the historical inacuracy funny On the other hand my history loving side is about to implode Anyhow great vid man dont wear yourself out doe.

[@Bullet.]

Just started playing Insurgency, been binging your channel. This one had me dying! Glad you're still making these!

[@YellowDogWithCone]

"it's greasin' time"

[@Real_Mick3y6]

This gun is such a sleeper pick. Good for cheap loadouts

[@cormacmcrandom6164]

I picked this think up out of desperation in survival, as I wanted to ditch the cursed gun I picked up on the previous wave and it rocked my dumb dirty socks right off my shriveled dead feet. I thought "no way the effectiveness translates to pvp" and good God, did it ever. Glad it isn't just me.

[@natebradshaw1266]

“It’s bout damn time this youngins respect Gods round. The .45 is the best cause there ain’t no .46” 👨🏻‍🦳

[@skyninjaslayer337]

Lmao

[@y0h0p38]

9mm kills the body, but .45 kills the soul

[@russetwolf13]

Meanwhile the even older 9mm Parabellum is considered fancy and newfangled.

[@unclearexpert9575]

Think again "pulls out 46"

[@russetwolf13]

@@unclearexpert9575 *pulls out .454 Casull*

[@gamereditor59ner22]

M4 Grease gun!! Classic and light weight weapon(roughly weigh 3 lbs). It can change chamber either 9mm or .45 acp.

[@hostilegoat]

Fun fact, slow rate of fire is preferred for automatics over high ROF. Chuck Pressburg of AWG specifically mentions the M60 being a preferred machine gun because he could just CHUGGA CHUGGA at people with little to not effort and make multiple hits. Also reference the Ultimax. Taming high ROF was only ever completed by the MP5, which somehow recoils like an FAL in Sandstorm.

[@lighghtrite2261]

Next color commentary should be you using grease gun and welrod. "How to win sandstorm using various sizes of pipe."

[@SickSnipes]

size 2 pipe

[@deejaythedj313]

Wasn’t ready for this one. This gun and the Sterling are my sleeper breacher picks. Out of all the guns I’ve probably gone on my biggest streaks with those two. Advanced suppressor is ESSENTIAL.

[@pixelrat18k95]

I'm now watching this a second time today before bed. I never thought I'd see the day he covered my second favorite gun to use

[@dirtyoup4830]

I love this gun honestly, it's my favorite gun from splatoon 2 ngl, that shit slaps so hard

[@Frank-qn7de]

You should keep this ratio of jokes/useful info in your videos, love em guy keep em coming

[@dolphinerofachero3159]

This was your best gun guide, funny comentary, very few bass boosted audio, rly good yes 👍👍

[@alexenter1162]

It’s the rants I love - never stop being mildly ADHD sick snipes

[@renegadeoffunk2588]

This is the best video game related review on KZbin

[@hushix3]

Dude this gun is seriously op im glad you made a video covering the greaser

[@kalesmith8646]

Bro people are sleeping on you. Loved the little bit with Ian McKellan nice touch. Keep up the awesome content!!

[@icarusgaming6269]

I was not prepared for the sheer existential confusion that was this video

[@rsun_]

My day was fucking MADE when you dropped the Fury reference. I always think of that scene when I see this gun.

[@mrbruh2874]

I could listen to the chug of the firerate for days , it sounds so good

[@bushboi]

I like the descriptions you used to describe this, funny looking counterfeit AKM SMG thingie

[@dodobird679]

Ok, this one is going in my books, I can't think of any other video that hits me with nonstop banger after banger of jokes like these My personal highlight reel "custody battle over who didn't get the baby" "Too stupid to experience issues" "They made you finger a gun" tfw delta used Grease Guns "Grease gun is an automatic welrod" The video even had _character development!_ (also, I recall burger king has these really good fries, dunno if they still sell them)

[@noljawn]

WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR LETS GO BABY

[@josephclassi5719]

Snipes you continue to amaze me, pumping out gorgeous content and NWI doesn't care to help you at all. They should put you on the pay roll.

[@josephclassi5719]

Hi... Scam Snipes here 🤣 if only it was the real snipes that giveaway would've been a legendary meme to partake in

[@Axl4325]

I love the new rambling style of content like you have no clue

[@smrtt92]

you really got good with armchair gunsmithing since you began this show thank you for your cervix

[@un1d]

I actually prefer the sterling, for some reason i get way more kills with it and it feels way more stable. Extended mag also makes it so you don’t even have to reload.

[@Milieboy]

The sound of the bolt smacking back and forth is the loudest thing you'll hear when you use a good suppressor on that thing

[@crustyroach6921]

I'm such a newbie in sandstorm but damn that grease gun plus pricey attachments equals Jerry face!🤣 it's so controllable & the 45acp does great damage up close. Awesome video snipes. Keep sending it!

[@PettyRevenge376]

this is quality youtube content. good job

[@JustFeral]

Watching you go through and reevaluate your own thesis this video was hilarious.

[@maverickloggins5470]

This thing slaps, I always end up wanting to go back to the Krinkov Mk18 etc. but once I try the Grease gun again it’s my favorite for days

[@stillenacht8518]

Snipes! 🥰 You're back

[@salz_]

That same scene from Fury is one of the gun scenes ever. Such a simple explanation yet is more informational than a low tier high school language arts class.

[@Arhiman93]

Here in Spain, Burguer King and McDonald's are the most popular. Back to the gun question, i like slow fire rate guns, so thumps up for the grease gun, and as a bonus, the welds look well done on it.

[@lightningandcloud]

When the fury and jerry clips played i felt those they hit different

[@wastedallmysucc788]

Wake up babe new sick snipes video

[@cherno8119]

i always thought this gun was cool. my great grandpa had one from when they were legal to buy in the US

[@ArcLight726]

I actually like the slow chug of this gun. I find I actually stay on target and my bullets go where they’re supposed to, as opposed to the high fire rate SMGs where I dump a mag and nothing lands.

[@nathanielhartsuff2336]

M1 Thompson was really expensive and extremely difficult to use in combat at the time. High rate of fire in a handheld package wasn't common. M3 grease gun was impeccable in terms of survivability for extended periods because if three of em break you can Honda em together to create one functional gun lol plus the operation lets you operate underwater, just have proper ammo Iv seen something called the M3-EK grease gun which is updated internals and changes up the ergonomic look.

[@enovos3138]

Love your videos snipes.

[@AWACS_Snowblind]

I still can't fathom how many brain cells I lost when I first learned this cursed knowledge. I think it was when they were trying to adopt the Scorpion and I was like "oh, what's the current army issued submachinegun, then?" _"What?"_

[@Verbose_Mode]

I have fired this thing IRL quite a few times, and I have never had such an unbelievably easy time just getting the bullets to go where I want. It might as well be automatically semi-auto because you have time to see where the bullet impacts and re-align your sights before the next shot fires. You can super-easily tap off single shots. It's just *fun.*

[@leonardlallemand5459]

the grease gun is basicaly the nice quiet kid of the WW2 smg family, he's just doing his job, helping everyone, being a good PDW for the time, keeping that role throughout the korea, vietnam, cold war and beyond, but everyone prefer to talk about shittier gun like the thomson or the MP40

[@justpeace2127]

"It's an automatic welrod" This shall spawn a new religion, I might wanna join it

[@basher3446]

I feel like the reason you do good with this over any other high tech modern gun is geared more down to a psychological level. When your given inferior tech, you feel more vulnerable hence your reflexes and senses sharpen up. Your on the trigger faster, you hit your shots more etc and that’s what makes up for the lower fire rate, bad sights etc. I’ve always noticed this when comparing bolt actions vs Semi auto marksman rifles. I feel more precise with bolt actions whereas semis tend to be mind numbing and easier to use catching you off guard when you end up missing an enemy mag dumping. At least that’s my theory on the topic

[@hiiroshima4178]

God i love how throughout the entire video he is having a constant emotional breakdown

[@RyanGBanister]

4:04 "They look like someone hammered together an assortment of God-knows-what into some sort of plumbing assembly that fired bullets." 🤣

[@icantthinkofaname7293]

This series as last episode has taken a serious shift in tone. You've lost it. And I'm here for it all

[@virtechgames7671]

" baby, wake up, we have new gun guides to watch

[@Ebola419]

This isnt gun guides anymore. It’s shit talk guns for 10mins. I love this ride.

[@robbierob9399]

The suppressor makes it so god damn quiet, sometimes if there's too much ambiance going on I can't even hear it fire and I'm the one shooting it!

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

Pew Pew Pew Pew Pew **Fully automatic**

[@KR420MZN]

My fellow gamers, I'd like to introduce you to something transcendental that defies logic and our understanding of the world around us, to intrinsic property of the universe, which hasn't been studied yet, but which many of us, gamers, already encountered, though haven't been able to fully understand nor explain. I want to introduce you to the concept of WEAPON'S KARMA. Some bad weapons just perform good, outstandingly good for what you would expect out of them. I first discovered such phenomena in bf3 when decided to use pp2000 on Noshahr canals tdm 64 players server. I was confidently outgunning colonels 100 with AEKs and M16A3 using this piece of russian engineering game after game. I couldn't believe this. I took it further and went playing conquest with this gun and you know what? It still performed shockingly good even at long ranges. I asked my close friend who played shit lot of bf3 what he was thinking about pp2000. And it seemed like he felt similarly about this gun, that it shouldn't perform as good, but he never really came as far as to agree with me on this weapon being kind of supernatural, like luck itself was on your side when you were holding it in your hands, craziest outplays happened while I was playing with it. From then I discovered only so many such weapons in different games, and grease gun is definitely one of them. Sick snipes couldn't understand logically why he was playing as well with this seemingly crappy gun and even referred to luck in this video, but true reason for his extraordinary performance is grease gun's "karma". One of my guesses is that this hidden parameter may even be changing probability of "winning" outcomes for users of such weapons in the internal machinery of reality itself. I don't really have any answers for how this even works, only observations and hypotheses. But this video gives me one more strong evidence of weapon's karma existence.

[@EdibleRockingChair]

The return

[@latewizard301]

Gotta try this lol, i'm a sucker for old guns that "just do the job"

[@xqm1746]

you have became my favourite youtuber

[@TheCat48488]

Sick Snipes destroying Sandstorm meta in one video

[@SickSnipes]

Devs hate him

[@udinthetomato]

The king of breacher weapons

[@LongNguyen-qg8yj]

Hey man can you also do some full-match live commentary videos of this game? Your gameplay looks great.

[@SickSnipes]

Go watch my Color Commentary series if you haven't already.

[@leog4314]

I remember playing a random game of push with my friend and I used the grease gun as a joke and did a lot better than I expected, really fun gun.

[@iforget_2780]

Snipes gone sentiently insane over the M3

[@bfenix]

Dunno man BK is doing pretty well over here, new places poping up all around. Maybe the Grease Gun being good is as much cursed, forbidden lore as Burger King being good. Dude I'm sorry but now you have to go to one, have a meal AND take a laptop to have a match of Sandstorm with the M3 while eating there. For science.

[@danmorgan3685]

It still in use because it is in inventory. Once something gets into the military supply chain it stays until the anthropic heat death of the universe.

[@danielal8230]

there is a mystical power that you actually do good with gun like this instead of choosing gun that you actually like...

[@tannerdoyle6402]

Delta force reportedly used suppressed and modified versions with optics and grips up until around 2003, and it was issued to tank crews till around the same time.

[@DropTheBab]

God this was a good episode

[@laidback_psycat8966]

It just looks like it’s going to fall apart.

[@WrightOnTarget]

this was a wild journey. videos are getting even better lately, hell yeah

[@user-tu1lw2ox2r]

this video is just one big mental breakdown and i fucking love it

[@anthonymayor5171]

The grease gun got replaced in us army service not too long ago by the b&t apc 9k. 900 rpm swiss laser beam of an smg

[@textme9184]

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[@NoodleChiggy]

Absolutely mind blowing that burger is still in business let alone making a profit, Burger King slander will never stop

[@danielurena844]

The same thing happens to me with the UZI, it's supposed to be one of the worse weapons on the game, but then I slap a suppressor on that and suddenly I become a god with the UZI, I don't get how, but it damn works! Pd: Burger King sucks but McDonald's is even worse, change my mind

[@WhiskeyBougard]

Bro is FLABBERGASTED

[@alucardthedumbyhead7970]

I know someone that was issued one when he was part of a tank crew in the 1st gulf war.

[@RhiRhy]

I feel exactly the same when I use this.. it's so bad, but it's so good at the same time. It's just too consistent

[@goaliepro1996]

More of these please!

[@zaholykrusedar1459]

I mean tbf, the low rate of fire really help control the gun's recoil since the recoil can't stack, and .45 acp is a hella stopping power there, the only thing you need to worry about using this gun is that you can concentrate on aiming at the enemy or not

[@diegoveloso3rd]

Used this in Ministry domination. I solo defended C the entire game as teammates had an iron grip on A. Ridiculously fun and effective for a gun that sounds like a chicken

[@davitdavid7165]

The Thompson was actually way on the way out during the war. It was difficult to produce, the latest, simplified model was still as heavy as a garand and you could not produce it as quicklybas every other nation did because it was too complicated. Also, the slow fire rate is said to make this thing actually controllable and is not as big of a deal irl (video games don't work like real life, guys!)

[@JJZune]

You can stick a x2 red dot and use this thing like a BF sniper accounting for bullet drop