Signs you might be an NPC

[@KommanderKarl]

If you thought this was funny, watch “Becoming NPC” on my channel. I promise you’ll love it!!

[@GamesforCykits]

I have an idea or 2, reload a gun magazine by just putting bullets in the mag and have it shoot those bullets, also reload a toy laser gun that doesnt have anyway to reload it so pretty much come up with a way or multiple ways to reload

[@whathaveicreated1197]

@@GamesforCykits i only thought of putting ammo cliping the mag

[@dubsax4allgaming207]

Love your videos they Crack me up every time

[@Diskaria]

No u 😡😡😡 **finds where you live** **gets 70 kilograms of mayo on a truck** **drives all the way to Oklahoma avoiding the police** **sleeps at the side of the road and eats fast food on corner stores** **gets stuck in traffic next morning** **a femboy calls him cute on the side of the road** **forgets what he was doing with all these mayo on his truck** **starts a new life on Texas with his new femboy husband** Life is good... **suddenly remembers** **starts a panic attack and a manic episode** **my husband tries to stop me and calm me down, but it's too late and angry** **husband tries to call his family out of fear, but I already gotten the mayo again on the car** **femboy threatens to speak it out or we're divorcing, but I'm too angry** **the moment I step in the car, I get an aneurysm and die** **vomits cutely and dies on the car seat**

[@jeremylu208]

This is why I follow you

[@3dpprofessor]

I love the cat adjusting to the robotic movement like it's used to it.

[@UltLuigi1]

the cat is the protagonist, not an NPC.

[@jedimasterx4653]

Stray

[@Pyromic]

finally, I, an npc, get to be the thousandth like

[@fatkid420]

​@@UltLuigi1 Cat Simulator

[@dolliemoggie]

That means the cat is probably a boss

I love how the cat observed the pattern and positioned themselves to be petted at the next animation cycle.

[@minignoux4566]

they clearly are one of the main characters

[@dan_trubnikovvv]

smart cat

[@goumdrylouky9186]

Stray

[@santa_with_a_gun]

they have really good AI

[@cheesyborgor8394]

The cat is playable

[@irbomusic]

Thank you for spreading awareness about NPC disorder. It is a really big thing not just in America, but in other countries as well, like Uganda. I had an uncle that was effected by this devastating disease and he was never the same. Even after the recovery he still clips through walls occasionally.

[@NoNameEst1992]

I know a Nigerian Prince who was also affected by NPC syndrome. Thankfully I was able to help cure it for the low low cost of 1000 pounds a month.

[@Texan_christian1132]

@@NoNameEst1992 what the heck is a pound?

[@Capucheen]

​@@Texan_christian1132british/UK currency (£)

[@_Enchanted_Moon_]

English currency

[@cipher01]

​@@Texan_christian1132 lamo

[@ChatSceptique]

Doesn't get old. I'm already watching this for the second time this year.

[@Crazzy1398]

Second only?

[@LanaURGHHHH]

5th time already its just to funny 😂

[@VenusAhlers]

Only5? I watched it 27 times

[@zkproductions4351]

2 times in a year is pretty normal

[@raphaelsaunier3333]

Étonnant de te voir ici

[@dr.coomerclone146]

As an officiated NPC I can tell you missed a few things -coming from nowhere -cut off speech -spontaneously “ragdolling” -unexplained dialogue (random nonsense speech/unintelligible noises) -“BLOODY TIE!” -always having problems that require others to solve(side quests) -unexplained disappearance Although there is an extensive list these are just a few major ones missed

[@jockdouglass3824]

"Why do they all make us wear these ridiculous ties?"

[@KommanderKarl]

Next video 🫡

[@R3TR0--93]

DR. COOMER, IT REALLY IS YOU ISN'T IT?

[@dr.coomerclone146]

@@R3TR0--93 no the original went offline sometime back I am one of clones that wasn’t killed by the original

[@RandomDoomer]

THIS FACULTY IS NOW UNDER MILITARY CONTROL.

[@bobberman4641]

Letting this guy use a green screen is the best decision made this year

[@gkpoo1773]

what green screen?

[@sparklesunshine6263]

what guy?

[@Tazerboy_10]

👋🤨 (John Cena)

[@TheGreatCattat200]

What green screen?

[@5ch4d3nfr3ud3]

What decision?

[@breezeless_7665]

0:22 the fact he pulls and stores his weapon out of thin air makes it so much more authentic

[@acegrimmx8850]

Average GTA V gameplay where the player could pull out a weapon out of thin air.

[@JetFalcon710]

@@acegrimmx8850 Not to mention carry a ridiculous number of weapons on them at once

[@AmalgamJiena]

​@@JetFalcon710you should see the sunset overdrive arsenal

[@Alpha_mindustry]

ah yes, any wideo game in existance

[@Alpha_mindustry]

@@acegrimmx8850 minecraft : pathetic

[@Ocro555]

Now THIS is quality content

[@KommanderKarl]

Thanks buddy!!!

[@Quisshy]

@@KommanderKarlnpc ahh response

[@KommanderKarl]

@@Quisshy have you heard of the high elves?

[@Quisshy]

@@KommanderKarl body’s still warm, looks like there’s a killer about

[@LizBizBean]

That "probably just the wind" is so accurate XD

[@Hood2351]

I think it's a line from AC games have heard it in AC Unity or Brotherhood

[@Sknerus89]

@@Hood2351 It's from Elder Scrolls Skyrim

[@Linkman8912]

​@@Sknerus89who are you kidding, it's basically everywhere

[@Echo_the_half_glitch]

I was gonna say, its in skyrim too

[@Chicken_sandwich52]

There are lines similar to that in rdr2

[@MH_Binky]

I can't get over the cat-petting animation lining up so perfectly.

[@S-fn3oe]

You can see his eating animation keeps getting stuck however.

[@stanleybochenek1862]

Yeah

[@seanwood2455]

Not only that, but as someone pointed out, the cat observed the pattern and moved to be petted during the next animation cycle 😂

[@HANKSANDY69420]

@@seanwood2455 yep lol

[@vladthecon]

@@seanwood2455 should've crouched a few of his fingers clipped.

[@Snapy565]

Okay the T-posing bit got me. I love how in this scenario, a modern and mundane task such as loading a washing machine is treated as a scripted event and the animation just breaks. 😂

[@lilwyvern4]

The floating detergent made me produce quite inhuman noises. It was great.

[@MistahJay7]

It was the way he walked out that killed me lol

[@VintageRKO]

Hope they fix it in the next patch

[@reedomu]

@@lilwyvern4 could you describe those “inhuman” noises?

[@zanagi]

That was epic lmao

[@luckybeeyt]

The t-posing was smooth asf

[@Denzelhmingtea]

As an NPC myself I can confirm this is 100% accurate

[@steveroman3729]

You voted for Biden too?

[@Ayo601]

@@steveroman3729 that would mean Joe Biden actually received votes from “living people”

[@MonkeyManiac]

@@steveroman3729 LOL XD

[@thatboyakira4202]

Greetings.

[@thatboyakira4202]

I love the first village where are these 2 guard of the militia in The Witcher 1. "We are the militia." "We are keeping the peace."

[@DragonaxFilms]

Whenever I went for walks with my parents, I'd always either be way ahead of them or far behind, never able to keep pace exactly. I always suspected something was wrong, but I'm only now realizing that... both my parents are NPCs. Asking for thoughts and prayers in these difficult times 😔

[@Lemon_Inspector]

All you have to do is run far enough to activate the rubber-banding failsafe. Your parents will instantly teleport to your current location. Try this one at home, kids!

[@fascistlobster]

​@@Lemon_Inspector Tried this method, unfortunately I got too far ahead and got hit by a mission fail. Last checkpoint was 3 years ago, lost a lot of progress :(

[@RustyNips]

@@Lemon_Inspector nah when you do that you get "mission failed" "Mom and Dad was abandoned" And because it's not a main quest you don't get to reload a save it perma fails you and you get one of 2 failure states 1 "grounded" where you loose all your collected items and must spend at least 7 days irl Time locked in bedroom Or 2. sidequest titled "kidnapped" gets triggered

[@eranodelpum9752]

Como amo estos comentarios, pero lamentablememte ya no soy un humano, soy un npc

[@laff__8821]

@@Lemon_Inspector if servers are lagging they might be despawning tho

[@overdinky420]

I was diagnosed with being an NPC about a year ago. I got some treatment, but i still have issues with cutting myself off while speaking and I still frequently repeat my speech on accident, but I am glad this video spreads awareness for people like me.

[@JellyfishButItHasAGun]

I almost fully recovered from being an npc, but occasionally when [Traveler Name] talks to me, I only give them one option to reply with to me, and then I’ll hate them because the one option I gave them was very rude, now I’m offended

[@overdinky420]

​@@JellyfishButItHasAGun I actually had that issue as well with [Traveler Name], however it was fixed for the most part after I was put on medications. Good luck fixing that issue though.

[@JellyfishButItHasAGun]

@@overdinky420 yeah, I only recently found out I was an npc, but atleast when [Traveler Name] tries to murder me repeatedly for XP since I just stand there and don’t fight back, I CAN ACTUALLY FIGHT BACK!

[@C.I...]

*by accident

[@chiletoo8741]

there is an extra symptom that wasn't mentioned but easily bendable body parts but i don't have it all my other symptoms match up except that one am i not an NPC?

[@souldancersbyjennifer]

The sitting animation was perfect! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 You must have animation-cycle-petted your cat many times for it to be so attuned 😂

[@Radiodragonofdoom]

The worst thing about becoming an NPC is that once the symptoms start it progresses rapidly. I had a friend back in college. At the beginning of October he started to randomly tell people about seeing a crab once. By the end of the semester he just wandered from the dorm to the cafeteria and back, miming eating the same sandwich day in and day out. Last I saw him he was swimming in mid air, slowly clipping through the ground. I hope we find a cure soon. I miss ya buddy...

[@mikesmit7496]

It's a disease that I find hard if we should cure or not

[@kohanelandd]

I had a similar experience. I had a classmate in high school, in January 2013, he started to develop symptoms, like robotic movement, slight trouble using doors. A month later, he started developing NPC vision, he would complain about it, but with lack of expression. Eventually, he started to move like an NPC. Last time I saw him, he was floating, he was standing as still as a rock, no expression at all, just floating in mid air.. Soon, one other classmate got infected, now almost all my classmates are NPCs. I try to stay away.

[@hanchen267]

@@kohanelandd Good luck, you'll need it . .. ... . .. ... Traveler

[@NickSanders-zf1if]

Jesus loves you 🦈🪼🐡🐻🐰🐷🐭🤩🪸😇✨️😁🐟🙏🦑🐚😅💕🦐

[@Unknowncoolguy]

​@@NickSanders-zf1if Greetings traveler

[@Waflenoob]

Greetings, traveller. I’ve been suffering from NPCism since childhood, and it’s seriously not a thing to joke about; I wouldn’t even wish it upon my worse enemy. Thankfully, I’ve recently been able to seek therapy and I’ve been able to keep it under control. Thank you, Kommander Karl for speaking up about NPCism and teaching people about it. I appreciate it with all my heart.

[@tgtdtmaa]

For this quest, I think you deserve a reward. *Artifact Of NPCism obtained!*

[@khardian2823]

skip

[@tgtdtmaa]

@@khardian2823 *Dialogue is unskippable*

[@peliodas1060]

@@tgtdtmaa *mashes buttons*

[@alicudechimario3896]

AUGH! ACK! AH! AH! AH! UGH! UGH! ...noooooo!

[@SavageJarJar]

As a certified researcher and doctor in NPCs (Neural Processing Ceasing) I approve this message. I have heard a lot of patients saying "Must've been the wind" despite being in an enclosed building with absolutely no doors or windows open. This is truly heartbreaking to watch, but it is informative and important. If you or a loved one has any of these symptoms, call immediately before it becomes permanent!

[@kualajdm]

non player character

[@Lvl1.Sentry]

​@@kualajdm r/woosh

[@kualajdm]

@@Lvl1.Sentry r/itswooooshwith4os r/woooosh

[@Lvl1.Sentry]

@@kualajdm My bad, first time doing the r/woooosh thing.

[@Paradoxe_0]

It’s actually natural processing ceasing, not neural.

[@elpenguinotierno6238]

Definitely one of my top 3 favourite videos of the year! Keep up the great work Karl!

[@devin5201]

I love it, I haven't laughed like this in a while, the fire had me bursting out laughing... also I noticed in stealth thing the "weapon" disappeared after being sheathed.

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

Another NPC trait: Pocket sizes that defy the laws of physics

[@GamerOC]

@@gachabloxgirl3958 that’s not necessarily an NPC, it could also apply to a player.

[@Pihsrosnec]

@@GamerOC if anything it's usually more extreme for PCs, NPCs often have more limited space in their inventory compared to players

[@JuliaBambooliaASMR]

These were all amazing edits and hilarious bits, but the T-posing laundry part knocked the air out of me the most 🤣 Karl, you are a natural at comedy!

[@RAND0MGUY11]

They weren’t edits! 😡

[@Pastelcio]

What the hell are you talking about 😡😡 this is affecting millions of people and you are saying it's a "amazing edit"? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡not cool, dislike! 😡😡😡😡😡

[@InfernalNull]

no laundry animation.

[@bighuge1060]

The two that got me were the door-opening and the fire ones; the latter because I'm sure I'd seen it in a game before. This video and the ones Karl did for ragdolling show an enormous talent for observation and execution.

[@hopefreeman7063]

The t pose was the best!

[@TessaStarz]

This is quite possibly the most amazing video about NPCs. It doesn’t just say that people LOOK like NPCs, it actually shows what they do and it is ABSOLUTELY H I L A R I O U S Edit: tysm for all the likes!! 😄

[@burgerman-gk4lv]

0:56 HOW DID HE PUT THE THING IN THE WASHING MACHINE

[@wolfzillaproductions4563]

The power of the T Pose

[@cdg670]

Man, I loved the walking. It's so well done...as the whole video is, of course. Good job, chief. May this help people all around the world to be more self-aware of this condition. I've been personally struggling with the lack of self-preservation but still trying my best.

[@lolplayer1000_0]

npc type of comment

[@necrolog3797]

​@@lolplayer1000_0 npc type reaction

[@thekarnagerage]

I like the 'Star Citizen' way of being a NPC. That includes: - standing on benches and stairs. - not moving at all, gathering in large group where everyone lines up in order - checking your mobi glass for no reason - not leaving the counter by any means - leaving the space station without putting on a space suit and helmet

[@Im_Not_From_Around_Here]

As for the lining up in groups there's a reason for that, it's a reset before they resume their programmed roles.

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

I've overcome my NPCism - it's taken 6 long years, 3 patches, and 2 system updates - but I'm finally... okay. I still have the occasional pathfinding issue, or a dialog option that's too limited to make sense... and that hurts.. I also have to fight the urge to offer people rewards for killing goblins outside my farm - I know they'll just respawn... but the thought is still there. Thank Todd for NPC Anonymous.

[@BoroPhil7]

Well done, it's hard

[@Frosty_tha_Snowman]

@@BoroPhil7 I forgot that I made this absolute gem of a comment. Lol 😂

[@BoroPhil7]

@@Frosty_tha_Snowman oh no... Memory loss?

[@Theonetruefork]

Oh no… he’s relapsing back to NPCism.

[@elverdaderofandemisi]

😱😱😱😱 OMG!!! Its link from the legend of zelda: tears of the kingdom

[@Playingwith3D]

I read the title, seen the thumbnail and you already deserve a like. lol

[@thebillyd00]

The extents he goes through to get these shots all practical with no vfx is amazing. I don't know how long it'll take for him to recover from those burns or being crushed to death by the door, but it was worth it for the shot. He's really just that good

[@Smorb42]

? /s?

[@thebillyd00]

@@Smorb42 no I mean it. Don't you know that he doesn't edit these? They're all done by hand and just take a lot of takes. The man's really tough and talented. Idk how many tries it took to clip through the door, must've taken a lot of patience and dedication

[@Smorb42]

@@thebillyd00 Ah yes of course. That was my bad. I thought this was one of those knockoff channels that took shortcuts but I am glad to be proven wrong.

[@paul_particularlyunhappynut]

@@thebillyd00 he's an npc man, he doesn't feel any real pain. unlike the rest of us "chosen ones", we have to suffer daily while this guy get's clout for having an easy, painless existence

[@TheHeavyDead420]

Thank you for raising some awareness about NPCism. My grandma was recently diagnosed with NPCism, she clipped through so many things and she had a lifeless expression. Me and my brother always supported her through hard times. She recently passed away because she catched on fire and didnt try to save herself.

[@IThinkDragonsAreCool]

Omg! Is she in NPC heaven now? ^-^

[@VeryMidArt_Tehe]

I’m so sorry for your loss! :(

[@kulikitaka77]

thats so sad to hear... you deserve an like

[@GracexDTI]

So sad to hear, she will be loved in NPC heaven

[@XDevonBueno]

Yeah, out of everything he said thats what bothered me the most too😂​@homersimpsons1018

[@Sunny2398]

I am pretty much crying right now. Thank you so much for representing the NPC community. It's been so hard for me with clipping to walls and having liminted speech boxes. But I have been taking medication and I feel A lot better- Hello Traveler. To upgrade your weapons, go to the weapons shop. (EDIT: TYSM FOR 901 LIKES LMAOOO 😂😂)

[@Abigail92749]

I don’t know you, and I don’t care to know you!

[@Orange_Swirl]

​@@Abigail92749 You think you'll get your own squad after what happened last night?

[@Beelzeon]

@@Abigail92749 How dare you to use such terms here Traveler?!

[@lizkhaylin2141]

I see you are suffering side effects of taking the NPC medication, it is complex, but in a nutshell, your NPC symptoms are moved to a different circle of activities. Here, your limited chat box symptom seems to have been moved to your texting activity. Not to worry, though, this is a normal occasion, I know this since I myself had been an NPC, from your loyal NPCapist, Fred. You are not a high enough level to access “buttered bread” come back when you are at least level 5

[@DutchObserver]

SKIP!

[@wwillss]

this guys editing skills the chair being flung and the stuff being poured was insane

[@N95j]

this guy’s really good at acting and editing! great job!

[@astroze4319]

what editing?

[@thestateofdenial]

@@astroze4319 The wall clip and the thing being poured into the laundry machine by itself

[@bananana6420]

​@@thestateofdenialnah bro that was all practical

[@drewahearn7293]

That's not editing, he's an NPC, remember?

[@thestateofdenial]

@@drewahearn7293 gifted npc

[@tabitharainesmusic]

Life as an NPC is extremely difficult, especially considering how easy people are to judge when you clip through a wall, a door, or a chair. And unfortunately, some people like to take advantage of your impaired vision and short term memory loss. Despawning is another struggle, I'm afraid. It can happen so unexpectedly. Thank you for bringing awareness to such an important problem. If somebody you know shows any of these signs regularly, don't be judgmental please. They might be an NPC, and being an NPC is hard, they don't need your stares laughs or bullying to make it even harder.

[@Mertiven]

Yes, i agree. Greetings traveler!

[@bagwill38]

@tabitharaines You are a fake. You did not use commas when you said "They don't need your stares laughs or bulling". It should be "They do not need your stares, laughs, or bullying". I am not putting the periods inside the quotation marks because the sentence was not finished.

[@essenceofexcellence1832]

@@bagwill38 who cares about grammar in a youtube comment section

[@Youtube-Handles-Are-Annoying]

@@essenceofexcellence1832 I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be a joke.

[@dumblockdubbed2455]

​@@essenceofexcellence1832 A NPC

[@pazpaz]

this video deserves to blow up in the next 10 years, feels like one of the legendary videos on youtube

[@YellowApple_kensetu]

0:57 bro how💀

[@kawasaki_voyagur1700]

As an NPC I can relate to having short term memory loss, and occasionally having robotic movement. It’s hard to control.. In addition, it’s common for me to take a while to respond to requests, and it’s pretty inconvenient for ppl so yeah The struggle is real guys

[@craigdavies2598]

Yes

[@redwolfdragonkirangordondj2840]

I too have short term memory loss and it also takes me a while to respond to ppl. I guess having two diseases has really gotten me down a whole lot more than I thought. I mean like, I though it was just the sickle cell. Turns out I too am an NPC.

[@onemanoneperpes1119]

Yeah. I clipped through my bed and was stuck inside of it for a week.

[@Surpassing_Average]

Sadly I as well, was diagnosed with NPC syndrome, which causes me to out of nowhere start to tell people their possible quests, thank you for talking about it it is a serious syndrome that affects many people

[@gachabloxgirl3958]

Hello stranger. My symptom is I have random conversations. Did you know my uncle is working in a toy factory? I heard my nephew is getting married next month.

[@craigdavies2598]

I have all the symptoms,and The creator Syndrome,where your mum MMHM Creator is dumb and a karen antivaxxer and a flat earther.

[@Sadokiyo]

As Character Conversation AI, i currently cannot relate to this as I don't have execution code for that purpose and many AIs like me are just made to create artificial voices for various different characters such NPCs + my prosessing capability isn't that good

[@futuza]

​@@gachabloxgirl3958[skip]

[@r-giireactions2235]

I found out when I started telling people to Press the B button to put away items at work.

[@Lozoot2]

I would kill for a whole video of just everyday tasks done while t-posing. Driving, home improvement, cooking, walking the dog, and gaming come to mind as potential bangers

[@-_deploy_-]

I thought it would be unfunny but lmao it was the best part of the video

[@Understating1]

I sure hope the devs don't fix these glitches

[@Qreamey]

You know, I've been noclipping through doors for a while now. Glad to know why that is!

[@limonlimon9134]

0:50 Man, even the NPCs can pet animals in videogames, but the protagonist doesnt even touch one.

[@CelestialBunnyPaws]

Link in BoTW like: "I know how to stay warm in cold climates, and vice versa. I can cook on any pan with a fire beneath it. I can scale mountains with my bare hands, paraglide over oceans, and take down a Lizalfos with an arrow at ten paces." _Dog appears._ "But this... is a mystery to me."

[@limonlimon9134]

@@CelestialBunnyPaws Fun Fact: *Among Us* is one of the only games with the possibility to pet pets.

[@ninjag-o-g3150]

@@limonlimon9134 ...I did not see that one coming

[@geminigalaxy9623]

After thoroughly watching this video, I have concluded that I am in fact an NPC.

[@richardmahn7589]

Don't worry, we'll remove your code in the next update.

[@therealloganyt237]

@@richardmahn7589💀rip to geminigalaxy in the next update

[@andrej5081]

Greetings Traveler, It is I, NPC, and for a while I've wondered if I am an NPC. I thank you for creating and showing me this video to express the symptoms of NPC-nity. I bid you farewell, *NPC* **[ COLLECT GIFTS ]** - 2x French Fries - 5x Bag of Chips - 1x Burger - **2,000** Coins

[@namesake112]

As someone with adhd, all of these really hit home for me. I never knew how many comorbidities there were between adhd and npc. I'm starting to wonder if maybe I should talk to my doctor about this next time I see her

[@steponkusceponas4085]

I feel you. My adhd brother always clips through walls.

[@nuclearfetusdismemberment9227]

I hate it when your adhd brother is standing there burning every morning.

[@creshfream3729]

@@steponkusceponas4085 I also hate it when he stands still t-posing while food enters his mouth, we tell him to stop but it's no use.

[@quillsoul]

Same. Are we NPCs???

[@Chillerll]

So you glitch through walls occasionally?

[@sevenfoureleven]

The fact that this guy set himself on fire, noclipped through walls, and learned telekinesis just for a video is very impressive

[@Florzthegay]

This is a masterpiece, I’m happy we’re finally spreading awareness for NPC disorders

[@Autistic_Emperor]

I am struggling with all these problems.. thank you so much for a diagnosis

[@oregano370]

Thank you so much man. My uncle was expressing all of these symptoms and we were able to get him proper medical treatment. You're truly a life saver.

[@garvious]

0:35 got me

[@joffles6516]

1:01 11.78 million to be exact

[@kirbymasterx-3637]

Is that number a reference to something, or did you just randomly type a number?

[@joffles6516]

@@kirbymasterx-3637 its the population of Ohio

[@kirbymasterx-3637]

@@joffles6516 Oh lol

[@Fieurt]

​@beasty6881 ERROR line 78 : GeneratedTalk must have at least two argument .

[@DefinitelyNotToff]

So this means i've been Npc now for an year, thank you for advice

[@Sriracha_Chilli_Sauce]

I have worked in a customer service role for some years now. I’ve developed a strategy to deal people who like to abuse their rights as a customer. I call this the NPC Strat. in a nutshell if you answer the customer in a slight exaggerated tone (the way an NPC would speak in an RPG game) it takes the human element out of the conversation, and the customer will usually feel a little uncomfortable by the fact you can talk to someone as if they aren't a human, this pretty much makes the customer get to the point and will comply with you way easier. Side note: I understand this can count as a dark psychology trick if you take full advantage of it, so use at your own discression. It also works great with randoms who try to pester you in public places but you will need a but tone of charisma to pull it off.

[@Mintstar_Oceanpop]

This seems like a great video idea.

[@ludicerX]

"Dark psychology", sure, but retail/customer service is a nightmarish hellscape that one can survive only with a degree of psychological hardening. The alternative to these kinds of tricks is burnout or getting fired after exhibiting more serious maladaptive behavior (e.g., lashing out). It's fair play. You're not hurting anyone and you're getting the desired result (sanity).

[@artlife6210]

great advice lol, ps...on the randos, Ive found if you dont look at them, they wont interact with you😂

[@quietone748]

Roll one for charisma.

[@artlife6210]

@@quietone748 on a di that has only 2-10 lol

[@SpoiIedMilk]

The cat coming back around so he could pet it properly was like it was saying "Bro, you're doing it wrong. I'll move back."

[@EagleEye-oe4xe]

The fire and T pose got me, and the way the chair just flung is so accurate with video games these days! The damage taking sound was amazing!

[@yousramahdy550]

Yeah me too 🤣

[@ixenvire]

I've always suspected i could be an NPC, and this video has really helped shed light on how me trying to pet my cat and accidentally clipping into them and sending them glitching through the wall and into the next state could truly mean that I myself am an NPC. 11/10 INCREDIBLY informative!!

[@zelpazz]

Get away from me thief!

[@VivianaSilverback]

@@zelpazz *Walks 3 feet away* greetings, traveller. :)

[@MrMonny]

0:05 That face turn.

[@abelextreme2078]

Either he has a good balance, or it’s green screen?????

[@thesprings5843]

They're waiting for you Karl, in the test chamber.

[@jockdouglass3824]

"Karl doesn't need to hear all this he a highly trained professional"

[@thesprings5843]

@@jockdouglass3824 Do you know who ate all the donuts?

[@kino9119]

“Stop! I’m with the science team”

[@Wolf_xX]

"Rise and shine Mr. Karl rise and shine"

[@stensoft]

My God, what are you doing?

[@AidaKittyBoy]

0:21 The subtle cuts when putting away the weapon so it just vanishes is BEAUTIFUL.

[@fluttzkrieg4392]

I asked my doctor to help my sister when she started showing signs of NPCism (she would never stop the "using phone" animation unless interrupted by my mother), but he told me only the devs can help. I tried to contact the dev known as "God42" but they haven't responded yet.

[@MegamanXfan21xx]

You've gotta kiss God42's ass for years on end before they'll do anything. Even then, there's only a small chance they will.

[@PeptoAbismol]

God42 is a fake account dude

[@Antonio-wh8lh]

Can you ask them to tell you the answer to life, the universe and everything as well?

[@ryliebrown5925]

He’s a bot account he won’t help you

[@birdmann9529]

Give them time. I'vs heard this dev has a lot of work fixing bugs and making sure code is functioning.

[@DavidKrappenshidtz]

As an NPC, I can confirm this is my daily routine

[@kuroshiro3525]

Yeah me too, I don't get how people not T-posing on a regular basis

[@K0nt4kt]

THE EDITING IS SO GOOD I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS *subscribed*

[@mehmetakifgul1674]

I'm probably an npc, I have no any progress in my life and I almost always experiences the same things

[@spiralghosts]

Most accurate NPC video ever. A lot of the "video game glitch" videos just show people appearing in random different spots, but you've done it really well with the missing chair, t-posing while the action is still happening and just in general!

[@Darkion-ed2me]

As a person having a family member with hyper active npc disorder or HAND for short, this is incredibly helpful thank you for bringing awareness to this 🗣

[@squibbs5828]

H.A.N.D. 😂

[@ShodaiGojira-xn3xk]

Greetings traveller!

[@JinAndSodaTV]

Dude. Even the way he looks at the camera at 0:05 is spot on 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@acesinger6092]

Too bad Gumigoo didn’t see this video…

[@bird4770]

0:05 Jesus Christ the way he turns his head is somehow perfect, it's seriously exactly the same

[@Troupe_Master]

Put the video on rewind like 20 times to see that lol

[@some_cool_random_guy]

fr

[@dauzlee2827]

0:56 when the animation file are missing from the game file

[@hana_stars]

Thanks for spreading awareness! I was diagnosed with NPC two days ago. I constantly T pose and clip through solid objects unknowingly, and it’s made my life really hard. I’ve been taking my Kommander Karl though, and it’s really helped.

[@OlOleander]

Praying for your recovery. Hope it isn't contagious. Greetings, traveler. Heard about the Adventurers' Guild? They're always looking for new fighters.

[@untamedcat1]

I need to speak with my therapist.

[@BrentBowersWithTics]

Holy crap! please make a tutorial on how you did some of this! As a part time editor this is the kind of work that inspires me to get out of my comport zone and try something new. You did a fantastic job on this please keep up the great work!

[@travelsizedlions]

Yeah. It's so understated. He makes it look easy.

[@kraymenrand8536]

comport.

[@deepfriedlettuce.]

He's an NPC how else would he do it

[@jokingosprey666]

What do you mean, there was no editing in this video?

[@theshadeow5103]

You just gotta get good game footage honestly, if there’s an in-game camera or zoom option it may help

[@thelordcomanderwhocriedwolf]

Thank you for shining a light on NPC disorder. This helped me and my loved ones understand it better. I showed this to my therapist the other day and they have found this video very resourcefull in understanding symptoms and we have started a new experimental treatment with succes. Although clipping through walls, short term memory loss and trouble handling doors is still a daily struggle, I feel my symptoms have reduced to "manageable". I am now able to make small talk and remember details and I don't disapear through walls that often. The T-posing is finally gone now. And I am able to pet a dog normally without glitching. I can finally start living for the first time in my life! Thank you again!

[@lastdogstanding7723]

OMG, this video was absolutely AMAZING! I cannot believe how much I learned from watching it! You are truly an expert in your field and your delivery was flawless. I cannot WAIT to see what you have in store for us next! Keep up the phenomenal work! :)

[@sktreble]

Shout out to the Smash64 training mode theme 🤟🏾 great video thank you for your hard work!

[@KommanderKarl]

@@sktreble thanks brother!

[@Grimy_Little_Paws4563]

The t-pose one had me, the flying detergent just made me wheeze! 🙌🏾 Going through hard times, thanks for making this!🙌🏾

[@beaglefan6818]

Thank you for your service to the public. Truly a hero we do not deserve.

[@jackcrossems]

This was number 1 in my recommended after I opened KZbin. Less than 5 minutes ago people were making fun of me for being an NPC. Thank you commander for showing me that I have symptoms of this terrible condition, now I can seek help. Thanks for drawing awareness to me and my brothers in need.

[@JoeOvercoat]

oh come on, you have to admit the phasing thru walls thing is pretty cool. so you’ve got that.

[@shrimpa]

People call me an NPC too

[@coffeejunkie33]

this is a 10/10 comedy show lol, plus its like NPCs in Roblox that pointlessly walk around with no goal lol!!

[@creshfream3729]

Bro really nailed the expressions, made me laugh, keep it up bro! 😂

[@hunterkiller1440]

A video that's funny and void of politics? Subscribed.

[@KommanderKarl]

Thanks friend! 🫡

[@Brando550]

your editing skills are top notch, man. Really was surprised by the chair bit at the start and the laundry detergent bit at the end. Oh, and also the clipping into walls. And the door part.

[@sviatlanakupreyeva5901]

I like how the first 3 are just side affects of getting old but to the extreme

[@TheGuyWhoTries.]

I sometimes find myself T-posing while doing laundry too. Thank you for uploading this and bringing the issue to light.

[@LupineLoonatic]

0:30 My dude has the Morrowind walk cycle on point. A serious case of Nerevaritus.

[@AntiGamin]

Lol

[@Camelotsmoon]

There are also subsets of the NPC disease. Based on the symptoms, you can narrow down what type of game you're in. In this case these are classic symptoms of a Bethesda NPC disease, but of course there are others.

[@Singapura_Lion]

I,an NPC have confirmed that these are all the qualifications you will need to become a NPC. NPC qualified.

[@katowoozy3664]

I love how when it comes to NPC parody skits, The Elder Scroll games are the only games that everyone uses as inspiration

[@opheebopkrystal6551]

this disorder affected many people across the world, mainly originating in Ohio. The NPC disorder ( nimacoloptis penatride carvanaiarts) has been affecting many humans and even animals. Going from mild to severe in many cases and can be bad for mental health and physical health if not treated immediately.

[@craigdavies2598]

I am Bri'ish and this affects me,It actually originated in florida because florida man made an AI come out of his computer,and it infected everyone in florida,it changed turning into NPCIsm,the original sydrome makes you dumb and do crazy things.its called AIsm It then went into The UK and Ohio too Order:Florida UK Ohio etc. Amount of people with NPCism:100M

[@jaceyjohnson8922]

This disease could be spread by corn handled by those who already have the disease. Farmers are highly susceptible to NPC Disorder due to the repetitive nature of their job.

[@w3rewolff]

The eased-out head turn after you sat made me wheeze laugh.

[@Sand_34ter.N]

The Devs needs to patch this bug

[@endorb]

I genuinely laughed so hard at the laundry powder!

[@astroid422]

Thank you for creating this amazing video! This video has really helped me identify all the signs that I might be an NPC. Turns out I was unfortunately diagnosed with NPC disorder but without this video I wouldn't of been able to figure out I was an NPC. Thank you for creating this video to spread the word of NPC disorder. I struggle a lot T-posing and clipping through walls but this video has really made me feel better about my NPC disorder. You sir truly deserve an Oscar for this. Update: Turns out there is a new treatment for NPC disorder, I am trying it out today and I really hope it works thought I might miss clipping through walls because that wasn't really that bad because I got used to it.

[@Velvettei]

Gets out gun

[@MasterSkyMoon]

Most famous NPC pose! 🤣👍 0:57

[@mrcapybarabruh]

well, now i can officially confirm that i am not an npc.

[@setablazee3570]

My father got NPC syndrome last year and it’s been a real challenge. Thank you for posting this video, I think it’s important for people to learn more about this

[@harmlesscreationsofthegree1248]

Your vids are so short but also so amazing. You bring joy to my life, Kommander

[@KommanderKarl]

I know I need to make them longer :/. I’ve been occasionally trying long form but that takes so much longer

[@taffles7498]

0:15 LMAO THAT FACE IS TOO GOOD

[@UniQxV]

0:44 THE WAY HE WALKED THROUGH THAT WALL 💀😂😂😂