Signs "yOu'Re GeTtInG oLd" | Dara O'Briain

“There are KINDS? Of wall?!?”
Dara O’Briain shares his observations on getting older and the unexpected stupid things you now have to be aware of.
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[@exemplar7205]

i love you can hear he's trying not to laugh the second time he tells the children in Indonesia build up lol

[@hoilst265]

I will be very disappointed if Dara's autobiography isn't called "TINY VARIATIONS OF SHITE YOU'VE ALREADY HEARD OF".

[@dropbearkellyevehammond4446]

Hahaha omg LOL LITERALLY 😂 that'd be perfect

[@cannaweallgetalong7168]

No. Not really. But you're getting there. 😉😁

[@typacsk]

I have to say, I'm glad they wrapped up Mock the Week before they had to change the title to that

[@davidbennettracing538]

What about - “Well that was the last of the fecking helium!”

[@mikerinn6187]

Dara, thank you for setting up a channel. Can’t get enough here in the US.

[@pietjepuk9575]

You must be the only smart cookie over there that understands him 🙄🙄🤦‍♂🤦‍♂

[@ASChambers]

Dara, this is just perfection. It feels like my inner raging monologue every day.

[@ReZpawner]

The man is a bit late to set up a youtube account, but it's amazing to finally see him here!

[@trikstari7687]

Still one of my favorite mascots for Megabus.

[@susanwilson9241]

I love Dara's clips. So glad to see he has a channel now!

[@shrewbuffet]

So happy about you channel!❤ But damn it, still pissed at the BBC for cancelling Mock the Week. 😠

[@shrewbuffet]

"Your" not "you." Argh!

[@jtwattsmusic]

@@shrewbuffet you can edit your comment to fix it. On most devices, there are 3 dots to the right of your comments that pull up a menu: "edit" is one of the options.

[@mayanandrobertschraders587]

Got you/your message loud and clear! I think mobile keyboards and adult fingers are a challenging combination!

[@dropbearkellyevehammond4446]

Dara has his own channel!! I'm so happy. A cure for any shite times! ❤😂😂

[@andycontento3563]

Always hilarious Dara. Thank you so much. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👍👍👍👍👍

[@Growly.]

Damn Dara, I've been in plenty MRI's but that's a trivia thing I never learned until you. Cool. Thanks.

[@charlesurquhart5247]

Dara are you a Comedy yes 100%

[@thibautsnoeijs]

There's one way to make new helium, and that's nuclear reactions. The nuclear fusion reactors that're currently still being developed use Hydrogen and fuse it to make helium, like the sun does. Basically, it makes hydrogen feckin warm and puts it under pressure like it's in the core of the sun, and then the hydrogen atoms combine into helium atoms and release even more heat. The extra heat gets the classic "use it to boil water" like we've been doing since steam engines and the helium can be used for other stuff

[@accordv6er]

It's funny as hell but I can't help but realize I'm the outsider because I DO get excited with the variations of things... It makes me dive into them deeper.

[@ThePsiclone]

You know you're getting old when you notice your legs seem to be getting shorter, but the floor is getting further away, every time you bend over to pick something up...

[@judythompson8227]

and you realize that getting back up is no longer the graceful sweeep it once was, it's more of a slow motion unbending...

[@carriew5106]

Now I am worried about the amount of helium I have used having MRI's.

[@paulford9120]

Subscribed!

[@morteza392]

Wow man you are amazing despite having too much problems now in my life you make me laugh.

[@WriterFergus]

I don't think I could make a shoe as an adult, let alone as an 8-year-old! 🙂

[@timothyhansen6581]

It's actually relatively easy to manufacture helium. All you need is two kinds of hydrogen ions - one that has two neutrons in it, one that has 3 - & smash them together into a hadron collider. You know, like the Sun does naturally.

[@declanmcardle]

Ah, the jumping in the runners reminded me of the mixed marriage story! :-)

[@SoItGoesCAL34]

thanks

[@kleinsitwala2357]

I feel like this is what Stewie Griffin grows into.

[@Sara.T90]

KZbin suggested one of your videos...poor chuggy.. anyway I liked this one. Now I'm gonna watch another one cause I have nothing better to do.

[@nickrich56]

Binging on comedy is a great idea !!! 😁

[@GBfanatic15]

"it stops people from seeing me have a poo" XD

[@mrparrmaths9703]

You made me old at 25! 😢😢 When i took my first pension, yes first! There have been others I put myself through it multiple times.

[@002DrEvil]

Thanks for the helium comment. I've now got an idea for a new joke I can try out at the next party I go to!

[@kuukeli]

yay

[@360Pros]

I want to be your friend. Seriously I mean that I'm the most genuine possible way. I would learn so much from you.

[@nicolaablett7790]

When people offer you their seat on a bus or train that's when you know you are not as young as you thought you were!

[@staomruel]

Remember how awesome you thought drawbridges were?

[@RFC-3514]

We're not actually running out of helium. We're just running out of the really, really cheap helium we had for 30 years or so, when the US decided to dump most of their helium reserve into the market. That's also the real meaning of "the world's helium reserves were halved over the last two decades" (or variations thereof) that you see in a lot of websites. That's true. The key word there being _reserves_ (as in, helium that had been extracted and was in storage). There's still plenty left underground, it just costs some money to get it.

[@joesr31]

Its today that I found out we are running out of helium and it can't be manufactured. Why the hell are we using that for balloons then?? And why is it so cheap that most common people can afford to put it in a balloon that would most likely fly off within a few hours

[@WWFanatic0]

You can tell he grew up in a Catholic society with the way he lectured them around 2:40. That gave some Catholic school flashbacks...

[@jeanettew.fenton6954]

😂😂😂😂

[@stenoch]

Dara, I'm here to help you: here's how you're going to retire rich. Get the old gang together, Hugh, Andy, Milton, etc., Make some bootleg Scenes videos, and post them here. The world misses the old show. If you monetize them right, you could make a fortune, at least until you get sued by BBC. Good luck.

[@PianoKwanMan]

Or he can bang the walking pension plan

[@jackieking1522]

I think some more helium reserves have been found in Tanzania. Hope they can hang onto the profit.

[@techkev140]

Yep, rare earth gases and metals sale, everything must go and will soon! 😉🤔

[@Cryten0]

We do make helium as a byproduct of processing natural gas. Its just that capturing and purifying it is very costly.

[@hakarthemage]

Lots of helium 3 on the moon but that does kind of ruin the joke.

[@Galerak1]

@@hakarthemage is that what keeps it up there? 😉🤣

[@bramvanduijn8086]

That doesn't really count since the helium is already in there. It isn't created, just purified. Meanwhile, you can create the exact same chemistry of natural gas, all you need is carbon, hydrogen, and some energy. Though it is easier to get bacteria and algae to do it in a bioreactor.

[@16dutch16]

Well nuclear fusion produces helium as a byproduct ... So technically we can make it

[@JamesPetts]

I had a pension when I was 26.

[@HellInternAKACandyMD]

Same, a lot of places make it mandatory as part of their employment package now, otherwise the gov fines them or something.

[@TREVONBACH]

Dara... good sir. odd Q as you should know... i see variations on your name on your channel, on this video. how do YOU spell your last name? O'Brien, O'Brian or O'Briain? thanks.

[@frankbrodie5168]

I'm going to take a punt and say it's probably spelled the way he has spelled it in his account username.

[@NattyNickDxB]

@@frankbrodie5168😂

[@NattyNickDxB]

Its is a strange question as its spelt the same on every video

[@matthewryan4844]

Its shown correctly on the stage background as ó briain but then for some reason it says ó brian on screen at the end.

[@NattyNickDxB]

@@matthewryan4844 typo

[@choicesman2000]

They have to walk miles for water move nearer the water

[@immasmashyourface]

Seriously, quit using Helium!

[@robo8155]

What kind of poo?

[@herseem]

Dara, you're a really funny guy, but you need to re-record that invitation to subscribe. It gives the impression you recorded it between clearing out the chest freezer from all the food that had gone off when the freezer broke down while you were on holiday, and having to change your bedding because while you were out the dog's vomit had burned through the duvet through to the mattress.

[@nealjroberts4050]

You didn't see the first version. It was like he'd been kidnapped and reading out the ransom demand!!

[@ExplodingPiggy]

what's more hilarious is the fact that you think this man gives a toss about KZbin and made the account himself 😂

[@cannaweallgetalong7168]

Don't quit your day job. Not one bit funny.

[@brianellinger6622]

umm thats the point,,,, then who does what?

[@charlesurquhart5247]

Trust me my Grandkids are very smart Dara

[@BlueJazzBoyNZ]

Signs Your getting Old When you can " Never " trust a Fart .... Stolen from Billy..

[@MA-wo5gy]

Funny clips..when,where?

[@UnitSe7en]

Dara needs to use less washing powder. His shirt is _literally_ fluorescing green.

[@KrisAdamsTV]

Any chance you can spell your own name correctly on your End-Screen, boomer? 😉

[@ThanatoselNyx]

He's too young to be a boomer.

[@Cepheidvariable]

So glad he brought up Helium, it amazes me how blatantly we waste this element in fucking balloons. Smfh

[@deeryker]

I still laugh my ass off remembering the book ,,,two words,,,Planet Thanet

[@GethinColes]

I just googled whet. So yep that's mine 🙋. And just deserts. 🍮 "the punishment that one deserves. The phrase is even older than dessert, using an older noun version of desert meaning "deserved reward or punishment," which is spelled like the arid land, but pronounced like the sweet" so if you understood that you'd expect "just deserves" to be an eggcorn

[@nitricoxidegod]

😂