this is so on point. this series will forever be quotable
@dudermcdudeface3674 Жыл бұрын
I love this show beyond words. You can practically hear Mike Judge's teeth grinding as he dredges up memories of the tech industry.
@HMijailAntonQuiles4 жыл бұрын
So good, so realistic
@rpbmpn8 ай бұрын
I just found this, and only the last few seconds clued me in that this might not be real.
@WildHorseProductions Жыл бұрын
I worked in San Francisco for years, and this is exactly how they talk.
@jc_7773 жыл бұрын
TechCrunch in one line.
@NormAppleton3 жыл бұрын
Techcrunch is steaming feces. It , might as well be MLM monthly for all the obvious scams it pushes.
@AM-ry8is Жыл бұрын
Mike Judge is a genius.
@magnusengeseth5060 Жыл бұрын
The first time I saw this I thought it was going way overboard with the parody, surely real tech companies weren't quite this silly. Every year since I keep getting bombarded with tech news that make it very clear that I was wrong. So very, very wrong.
@aescubed Жыл бұрын
With this comment, you are making the world a better place.
@yoitslemonboy69883 жыл бұрын
the human heater! microwave your skin!
@Kncperseus Жыл бұрын
I knew microwave exposure is dangerous, but it's this episode that made me look up what it actually does to make it so dangerous.
@pioneer_1148 Жыл бұрын
FYI it causes heating of tissues in the body. It's not dangerous at all levels, small amounts of microwaves cause low intensities cause only a small amount of heating which doesn't do any damage. However, high intensity causes a lot of damage to the extent that radar was invented by people trying to make a death ray. Just to be absolutely clear the people who destroyed the 5G towers were complete idiots you would need millions of time the power of a 5G tower transmitter to do any kind of damage at short range let alone over hundreds of meters.
@newchamp5001 Жыл бұрын
And????? You cannot tease us with your quest objective and leave us like that. That’s blue balls… but for our minds!!! F U!! Lol
@Qwerty.240 Жыл бұрын
Microwave exposure isn't dangerous
@dies2006 ай бұрын
@@Qwerty.240"Soviet bloc countries reported that individuals exposed to microwaves frequently developed headaches, fatigue, loss of appetite, sleepiness, difficulty in concentration, poor memory, emotional instability, and labile cardiovascular function" From "the microwave syndrome" research paper published by David o carpenter
@dies2006 ай бұрын
@@Qwerty.240"The symptoms most commonly experienced include dermatological symptoms (redness, tingling, and burning sensations) as well as neurasthenic and vegetative symptoms (fatigue, tiredness, concentration difficulties, dizziness, nausea, heart palpitation, and digestive disturbances)" From the factsheet on Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity (aka microwave syndrome) published by the WHO
@felixchien16643 жыл бұрын
This is my justification for everything i do in life
@TunjungUtomo2 жыл бұрын
actually happened in two conference I was in, in 2015 and 2017
@acgandhi3 жыл бұрын
For those of you that don't know the human heater is based off a real product developed by the US military: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Active_Denial_System It's a non-lethal weapon for crowd control and other similar uses. Could actually be better (less lethal/harmful) than tear gas or especially rubber bullets. But yeah for long term use in your home.... _maybe_ not the best idea.
@hindolbhattacharya97153 жыл бұрын
From the Wikipedia article, ADS uses waves of 3.2 mm, which corresponds to very high frequency radio waves in the EM spectrum. So, it is a radio wave based device, not microwave, though quite close to microwave (even higher frequency than 5G!!). The difference is that once you are in microwave range, the waves become too energetic (not ionizing though) than high frequency radio waves. Hence, directed energy of microwave can induce more damage to a biological target than intended. In this case, they are using a microwave heater instead of radio wave heater and hence the safety concern. Though, if you look into the article, there are safety concerns with this radio device as well.
@Delta-nl7pi2 жыл бұрын
Infrared heating is a thing. And it works.
@GmodAdict2 жыл бұрын
@@hindolbhattacharya9715 The dude is still advertising the heating of human skin. If it breaks or shorts and there’s no fault detection, its basically gonna be like air frying your guests every time you turn on the heater
@gorginhanson Жыл бұрын
The way that woman kept insisting it could never work just really drove me bonkers. All idea go through stages.
@thiagodeandrade7081 Жыл бұрын
i knew I had recognized the idea. Thanks!
@sukapow7 ай бұрын
This is literally A.I. today 😭
@johanhegge6845 Жыл бұрын
The knights of SoLoMo !
@Fibonaccisghost2 жыл бұрын
Nothing wrong with making money, but it gets dishonest to dress up that desire as a revolution to change the world.
@ElijahOyekunle2 жыл бұрын
Question: Has Silicon Valley changed the world in the past 50 years, or not? It's actually very incremental, and the really boring stuff in this video (Paxos Algorithms, Consensus Protocols, Mobile bugs reporting, etc) are actually building blocks for the massive changes in our world in recent decades.
@matthewriley7826 Жыл бұрын
Why not? Get enough idiots in the room, and a lying, cheating, degenerate can turn a profit.
@frustratedalien666 Жыл бұрын
What makes a good parody? When your jokes are essentially indistinguishable from the things your targets say.
@yunsha9986 Жыл бұрын
"Microwaving humans to not pollute the Earth, why did I not think of that?" - Hitler probably.
@piCtrues3 жыл бұрын
what if the human heater is really working without risk!
@AnonYmous-spyonmepls3 жыл бұрын
microwaves go through the skin and vibrate every cell inside it can not possibly be safe there is 0% chance of it working if you understand physics
@feonor263 жыл бұрын
Microwaves boil you from the inside out, but go ahead and try it if you want ;)
@cheesuscheetos40763 жыл бұрын
The only way it could ever be even remotely safe by incredibly low standards is if there were thousands of these scattered inside a small room and working at individually truly low power. Problem with radiowaves is that their strength follows the inverse square law, meaning that for a person 10m away to get warmish the person 1m away would get cooked.
@viktorrez53953 жыл бұрын
@@cheesuscheetos4076 Inverse square, if the radiator is a real point. But in reality...
@electricalautomationengine91283 жыл бұрын
@@AnonYmous-spyonmepls indeed, microwave does create an alternating electromagnetic field which does attract the -/+ ends of diploar molecules such as water (causinf vibration), and guess what 70% of human is made of 😃
@paradox_17292 жыл бұрын
Wtf... isnt that Dean Kamen pitching human heater??... thats the only real entrepreneur in this whole clip lol.
@8Trails502 жыл бұрын
I lol'd at Paxos.
@Alphadeias082 жыл бұрын
a better place for big businesses that is
@jiripodivin54093 жыл бұрын
I think DoD might be interested.
@maracachucho87017 ай бұрын
Microwaves aren't inherently harmful to our bodies, but the sparks they produce on metallic surfaces are definitely a fire hazard.
@dies2006 ай бұрын
No they absolutely are harmful to bodies. The WHO published a factsheet on Electromagnetic Hypersensitivity explaining the symptoms of prolonged exposure and the FDA has strict requirements for shielding of microwave devices
@logitech48734 ай бұрын
@@dies200 They're only harmful in that they heat up tissue, so a thousand watts aimed at you can cause burns. But small devices using microwave radiation is completely harmless.
@qwertyu88324 жыл бұрын
Amazing 😍
@drawmaster77 Жыл бұрын
oh man this is like real life
@robertheckman5432 жыл бұрын
all gawdamn sorcerer's apprentices, the whole lot of 'em
@PeterZeeke3 ай бұрын
its too real
@peterkossits47942 жыл бұрын
How much for a Human Heater?
@rogermenezes Жыл бұрын
SO MO LO....er...MO SO LO...eh...LO MO SO
@viktorrez53954 жыл бұрын
I like the scientific approach of that woman. No argument, no evidence, just saying "no". With people like this, the world surely be a better place!
@zothOne4 жыл бұрын
Microwaves heat the water molecules, to prove that it's safe they should have some medical specialist there, not have someone be the lab-rat.
@LoudWaffle4 жыл бұрын
She's not a scientist, she's a businesswoman, and she's absolutely correct. Nobody is going to buy a product that microwaves people.
@AnonYmous-spyonmepls3 жыл бұрын
If you would understand how microwaves work you would know that this type of tech will never work. Highschool level physics.
@JITCompilation3 жыл бұрын
Why don't you apply the scientific method and microwave yourself to find out?