Silly Olimpics - Monty Python (Legenda Embutida em Português)

Esquete sobre as Olimpíadas feita pelo Monty Python (com o trecho do futebol incluído)
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[@simon4179]

The philosophers soccer match is a piece of comedy genius.

[@thomaselliott573]

Yes, extraordinary.

[@TheImpressionist235]

Yes, absolutly. Beckenbauer was the cherry on top.

[@HMSmilys]

I can' see a difference to a regular soccer match?

[@drfibonacci7570]

@@HMSmilys Players usually don't celebrate an own goal in regular football

[@Vinterfrid]

@@drfibonacci7570 If you look carefully you'll notice that the goalkeeper is German. Hence the Greek did not score an own goal.

[@markwrenn8569]

Karl Marx playing for the German philosophers' football team. Obviously as a left winger.

[@ClaudioMichel]

On the far left. But fortunately they didn't invite Ernst Haeckel as a far right winger. 😟

[@azmike3572]

Groucho was always funnier, but was disqualified early on.

[@awtistiaeth4699]

very good!

[@ulture]

@@ClaudioMichel odd choice. Haeckel's not the *most* famous German far rightist....

[@misterbonzoid5623]

@@ulture Which German philosopher would you have played then?

[@darrensiegel6651]

ok I'm a 45 year old American and always said I never got British humor. But now I do. The philosopher football game had me in tears.

[@jaymac7203]

British humour is self deprecating, sarcastic, stupid and with a dash of irony. Lol

[@guymerritt4860]

OMG man.......I'm dying. It killed me.

[@gigiatlas2364]

How can you not get British humour? Oh life must be so sad

[@madnessontheisland]

The goal wasn't offsides because perception is an illusion.

[@jeffryhammel3035]

Awh, we are all laughing at that comment. Seriously, to pit Philosophy and Sports is Python genius.

[@lonestar6709]

They weren't offside anyway. They'd beat the last defender. You can go round the goalkeeper any way you want.

[@Zak6959]

clearly, it was misconstrued

[@AmyWinehouse.914]

What did VAR say?

[@hankrogers2959]

It was actually an own goal by the Greek. ;-)

[@LordHughfusJarted]

Confucius say "name go in book". "Priceless"

[@krazybubbler]

Actually, I don't understand this joke. Can someone explain?

[@Seansaighdeoir]

Very surprising the Greeks leaving out Pythagoras and Anaxagoras for this match. A strong defensive midfield unit, it was a shock both players were dropped for a crunch tie. And the Germans leaving Goethe on the bench was also a surprise but to be honest I think he has been carrying a knock.

[@bobbyhanly3466]

Can't believe the Germans left Husserl off. They were in the centre of defence and he was having a great season. Young too.

[@stevenweasel2678]

[@louisehogg8472]

Pythagoras would have been useful for getting the attacking angles just right.

[@paulhoughton1691]

@@louisehogg8472 I think he was taking corners

[@stevenweasel2678]

[@v-town1980]

NOBODY combined total silliness and wit like Monty Python.

[@misterbonzoid5623]

And education.

[@MrRossi1805]

Exactly my sentiments 😂

[@pecanpie100]

This British humor is, IMO, SOOO hilarious! I've been a Monty Python fan since the early 1970's. These guys are the BEST!

[@purplemaniac1532]

same here mate

[@esshoul]

well, we can say it used to be...

[@f0urstr1ng]

British humour is pretty much the same as any other national humour. When it’s good it’s funny but there is plenty of unfunny comedy in Britain. KZbin provides the good stuff.

[@michaelpacini1332]

No comedy like Monty Python's. Brilliant hilarity.

[@tuqann]

"Socrates scores! Beautiful cross. The Germans are disputing it. Hegel argues reality is merely an a priori adjunct of non-naturalistic ethics. Kant, via the categorical imperative, is holding that ontologically it exists only in the imagination. Karl Marx is claiming it was an offside." Brilliant!

[@eliasabi-elias8501]

5:30 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@SPQSpartacus]

It was an obvious off-side besides. As usual, Marx was right.

[@wj11jam78]

@@SPQSpartacus Somehow, you managed to come up with something to say which is even more silly and hilarious than anything in the video. Hats off!

[@davidvincent380]

@@wj11jam78 You should take a look at Marx's theories of alienation and class struggle. They are still valid today.

[@mitochondria6247]

​@@SPQSpartacusi completely disagree. Marx was much more left than right.

[@nancyf7919]

I love this so much, especially the marathon for the incontinent. It reminds me of a lot of marathons. I don't know how many people appreciate the philosphers football, but it is priceless.

[@paulgerardhosty9909]

And, it was a nifty header, too. Ha ha 🙂

[@Zzyzzyzzs]

Have to say, that was a pretty damned good cross and header for that goal, for random actors pissing about in robes to get that in a single take is impressive.

[@snerdterguson]

Not sure what's better, Silly Olympics or Upper Class Twit of the Year.

[@em945]

Has always been the Philophers' soccer game✌

[@oneway707]

Brilliant! I can't stop laughing. These are BRILLIANT actors/comedians. THANK YOU !

[@sandycork6196]

So dumb. Gotta laugh 😂

[@janverboven]

@@sandycork6196 Far from it - 'dumb' is for the uninspired - this a world class mocking of portraying all the conflicts in philosophy. Take your pick.

[@guyluck9253]

I would have thought that Pythagoras in goal should have been the obvious choice. While he was there he could be checking that the square on the hypotenuse of the goal post was equal to the sum of the squares on the other two sides. ✌️✌️

[@drvoid7]

There is no hypotenuse to a quadrangle. Honestly... Just kidding, nice joke. Definitely underrated.

[@bpeper1365]

That’s precisely why he wasn’t made goalkeeper

[@kimberlysemple6004]

RIP Graham. And ? Other Pythons who have gone on. Never will be another group like them

[@azmike3572]

(Terry Jones passed away in 2020.)

[@bonjannon]

[@MrTwotimess]

Monty Python. One of a kind. Love their work!

[@coulombedon]

... and Marx is arguing it was offsides. 😂

[@chippysteve4524]

Xeno was dropped from the Greek team because he couldn't reach the door of the changing room.

[@sosimple3585]

Nicely done sir. Nicely done.

[@shivasirons6159]

On the race for incontinence i woulda had 1 guy step out before the start and make like he was gonna pee on the wall and the ref throws him out for a false start.

[@markpokryska7397]

Heidegger accusing referee Confusiuos of having 'no free will,' and Confusious say, "Name go in book." Classic!

[@annaritaranalli1791]

They deserved more academy awards indeed

[@opinion3742]

Being legendary is enough surely?

[@memonk11]

"We'll come back as soon as something happens" should be part of every soccer broadcast.

[@purgatoriumpdc]

O melhor grupo de comédia da história! x)

[@cristinabumbac151]

These guys could make look ridiculous absolutely everything! And the fact that Aristotle wins shows that they were really smart and knew more than we could imagine...

[@chatham43]

....Karl Marx warming up by the sideline gets me every time...😊

[@teddyawesome5197]

I feel there was a missed opportunity to have him jogging on the sidelines while reading the communist manifesto

[@rogercarlson6300]

International Philosophy is bloody hilarious! Especially when Carl Marx came in the game to give life to the German attack! 5:18

[@gbarthg]

But Marx was declared offside. Hats off to the writers.

[@babblingalong7689]

Even the way Marx warms up is funny 😁04:58

[@tomasnozka1]

I don´t know where these guys got this from :-) Absolutely brilliant!

[@misterbonzoid5623]

They were educated people who had studied Classics and read these philosophers. So unlike Michael Macintyre or Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning they could make comedy about intelligent, complex subjects.

[@duncansmith7562]

clearly an offside goal, Marx was right to confront the ref, Confucius

[@maraboo72]

Marx was right?

[@Deletaste]

A maratona dos bexigas frouxas foi simplesmente sensacional 😂

[@skogsjarvenab7958]

'Monthy Python must be thought at all schools immediately.' Long live King Charles.

[@henriquedonascimento6694]

Monty Python: gênios.

[@sylvesterselster]

Not even Beckenbauer could stop Archimedes and Socrates LOL

[@drfibonacci7570]

Why would he stop them scoring an own goal?

[@glenmorgan4597]

Own goal???????​@@drfibonacci7570

[@frederickdouglass7961]

​​@@drfibonacci7570 That's not an own goal, if you look closely the goalkeeper was German, besides the commentator said that Socrates scored, he would have mentioned if it was an own goal, also at last Greeks were celebrating with the Trophy, which means they won the match for that goal.

[@pallew6898]

Ingenious and epic gags by the best humor group ever!

[@patricksmith4424]

Nothing beats the pythons, they were in a league of their own.

[@razoblicavanje4231]

Epic humor from the past, where there was less freedom for most people who lived in tyranny, but they were thinking one but were afraid to speak. Now they are free to speak, but can't say a sh.t because they don't think. We all fcked up our lives with Androids.

[@bobdobalina838]

Absolute comic gold. man I miss comedy.

[@thelondonatheist8689]

Brilliant ! I have forgotten so much of this. I was only a Child at the time and was only allowed to watch BBC2 at 9:30pm , IF the film on BBC1 was something called: Rubb-seen-ish-it; OR Watson's-other Side.

[@christrudell7966]

Back in the day when we could have a great laugh instead of now where everyone's bitching and moaning about every little thing

[@katherineg9396]

That's one of the highest compliments ever.

[@color-head1696]

Im already thinking of what I could bitch and moan about in your comment, but Im afraid I am too unwoke to do so. ha! Got it!!! You forgot the period at the end of your sentence!

[@christrudell7966]

@@color-head1696 I hear ya! Stay unwoke!!

[@dopaminecloud]

most of the moaning I hear about these days seems to be coming from your direction funnily enough

[@christrudell7966]

@@dopaminecloud 😁

[@katherineg9396]

I've never seen this before! It's as exciting as the incontinents run !

[@effes514]

Bormann of Brazil had me cracking up 😂

[@igoralekseyev3347]

Yeah I've seen this clip so many times and only caught it now!

[@ccidral]

I don't get it 🤔

[@igoralekseyev3347]

@@ccidral Reference to high-ranking Nazis fleeing to various South American countries after the war. Bormann was a high-ranking Nazi who was presumed to have died in the Battle of Berlin, but no body was ever found.

[@fadlicuy2922]

there's already a group of peoples who identified themselves as chicken in 1972 😭 in 2023, it becomes reality

[@jeffryhammel3035]

Haha, you are correct! Hopefully, it's just an historical aberration; but with the state of America's politics today, maybe not.

[@foobarbazbaa5598]

I think if we ever get an Olympic event of beating up straw men, the political right is sure to win nothing but gold medals.

[@louisehogg8472]

And resolved without unfairness. Exemplary inclusion.

[@topeka088]

if one is a Fox News watcher and believes their lies, that is

[@sandrajones1609]

This is from the 70s

[@tommerwhite]

Omg I love that English humour

[@tashunkawitko5984]

Well, absolutely exceptional and never been matched since, I guess!

[@sammij7863]

So funny. Love everything Monty Python 👏👏👏👏👍😊

[@kimberlysemple6004]

What can I say? Side splitting funny still to this day. My bro and I grew up with this. Marx has gone to the left😅😂🤣🤣🤣 So crates is contemplating his move. This should be put in a time capsule.Back here 2023. Still TFF.

[@user-hn8sn4uy1q]

O futebol dos filósofos kkkkkkkkkk quanta genialidade!. No comedy like Monty Python's. Brilliant hilarity..

[@guymerritt4860]

I'm a simple man. The 300-meter race for people who think they're chickens......I'm dying, here. And the philosophers football match. LMAO..

[@guitarmama06]

I've never seen this but it was hilarious 😂 And in today's society with it's hatred and negativity, this was refreshing and brilliant. Love Monty Python!

[@Matt-of2eq]

The judgemental nature of humanity exposes itself.

[@opinion3742]

guitarmama What's got your goat?

[@expressoevangelism80]

The prostate marathon. I can relate to that full on. I used to have enough problems with 10k.

[@chriszablocki2460]

Just to clarify, you can't demand the truth and be told what you want to hear at the same time.

[@ViagemMusical]

O futebol dos filósofos kkkkkkkkkk quanta genialidade!

[@millicentsquirrelhole582]

Noticeably missing from those hallowed Sillys was a crowd favorite.. 'The Royal Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things at the Grillo-Mat'..denizens of Luton on Larch were quite apoplectic at its omission..

[@bondalemecovillage6738]

And the UK has disowned John Cleese for actually understanding how absurd the place has become... Monty Python should be rinning Britain, they'd sure do a better job

[@doilysimpkin6972]

Not all of us have disowned him.

[@TheToddFather1969]

The race for people who think they are chickens could totally be a thing these days.

[@raphaelguardado2787]

That was the only time I have enjoyed football. And I always thought Archimedes was the greatest genius.

[@S0ngsyngr]

For the Greeks yes - but if they had Italians then there’d be Leonardo….

[@raphaelguardado2787]

@@S0ngsyngr Archimedes built an astronomical clock (the anticyther machine), almost 1700 years before Leonardo da Vinci. His machine was able to predict sun eclipses and the position of the solar system's major planets. 250 years before Christ !

[@basilenordmann7356]

Or Newton or Descartes or… I mean it’s really impossible to compare genius. Especially when ideas are intricated…

[@thickymcghee7681]

...and Confucius, he say, "Name go in book" - hahahahahaaa

[@steveoh9285]

This was hilariously funny 50 years ago, but considering the crazy direction that the world is going nowadays, it’s probably closer to reality!

[@Kermit_T_Frog]

As an American, I cannot help but think that the soccer is reminiscent of the World Cup matches I've seen. For hours, nothing happens.

[@louisehogg8472]

The trans-species chicken-gender steeplechase was exemplary, I thought. Both inclusive and fair. Though the swimming for people who can't swim, highlights the hazard of events for people who merely 'identify' as swimmers.

[@razoblicavanje4231]

These sketches wouldn't be possible today. Some who feel like being chicken would sue the production for discrimination. Other NGOs would sue them for being racist&not placing all races on the show.

[@walterhofer937]

@@Kermit_T_Frog You're perpetuating the stereotype that Americans lack a grasp for subtlety but are infatuated with big numbers and powerful results.

[@Kermit_T_Frog]

@@walterhofer937 It was a joke. If you have ever had to sit through a baseball game, you'd wonder how Americans complain about the lack of action during soccer matches.

[@sportschannel3637]

Muito bom. Certamente inspiração para nosso também incrível grupo Hermes e Renato.

[@nealfry2230]

" Good Morning Princess Panettiere, " " Guess what? " " I'll Always Love you Hayden Panettiere "

[@nealfry2230]

"Cloak-and-Dagger Dreams Hayden Panettiere"

[@haystackhider7158]

John Cleese nailed it as a chicken LOL

[@middleearth8809]

Absolutely brilliant.

[@sarvinyari6622]

That was great! Thank you!

[@sarajanesmith3892]

Love Monty Python!

[@aaronrichards2842]

the coach martin luther....i died

[@Confused_Philosopher]

My favourite has to be the sprinters with no sense of direction.🤣😂🙃🤣

[@paulgerardhosty9909]

Yes!! The anticipation, at the start, was better than the race itself.

[@bathtub_jim7652]

The Greeks are going MAD. A goal by Socrates !

[@sigmarecovery699]

The philosophers playing soccer…..I won’t watch it…..I just Kant.

[@gabbajon5654]

plato should have been fascinated by the spherical shape of the ball

[@joeblough2485]

Seth had the deaf athletes sleeping through their alarms and missing the the whole event.

[@Kekulevonstradonitz]

Das Fußballspiel wäre total nach meinem Geschmack. Wunderbar!

[@bobsmudger3979]

All things considered; that was some header!

[@Trevor_Austin]

Socrates was definitely offside.

[@jeffryhammel3035]

Only Python could have thought of this.

[@sexypoetry]

It is all inspired by Picigin, the sport invented by academics in Split, during the breaks in between lectures

[@FiguraErrante]

Parabéns Muito Bom o vídeo Monty Python e sensacional !

[@alanrogs3990]

They should have had Diogenes urinating on the field.

[@ulfeliasson5413]

Great header in the end. Was it real football player's doing that?

[@enoz.j3506]

identifiing as chickens sketch,has now become reality, who would of thought, what a crazy world.

[@farfetchdthegamer3810]

It actually hasn’t.

[@AlaskanInsights]

reality TV at its best.

[@farfetchdthegamer3810]

1. This is hilarious 2. Hoping to find a comment section that didn’t have thinly veiled transphobia. Boy was I wrong. They really live rent free in your heads, don’t they?

[@johnminshell6532]

What our Children are missing today. They would have to watching Wokingham V Coalville Carbons

[@ricardoramos1242]

I lost it with the high jump (3:45) and with the people who think they’re chicken (3:54) 😂😂😂

[@-Markus-]

Fantastic!

[@knoofy13]

One of their best

[@thalassomapavo9559]

Soooo briliant humor.

[@philorlowski2681]

...hilarious -- 🙂👏👍 !!

[@viviennedoonar5466]

Eureka!! Great stuff 😌

[@macoscair9581]

Simultaneously daft and genius 😂😂

[@sawtoothiandi]

That goal was inconsistent with logic..we demand a rematch!

[@a8f235]

Just watching this in an attempt to regain my sanity in this world.

[@tomaytotamaato]

Monty Python predicted 2023 with uncanny accuracy!

[@itisme947]

We never knew this was a future vision where we sadly have arrived today. We call it inclusion.

[@jeepnj2502]

In the 60s it was race for men who think theyre chickens. Now its men who think theyre chicks 😂

[@daydays12]

another of their best

[@franklinturtletek8957]

Greeks should won against Germanian : they had Socrates !

[@gabrielabagala]

but the Germans infiltrate Beckenbauer!!!

[@JohanFasth]

"People who think they are chickens." That sounds like they did know how the world would be one day when some think they are animals and whatever. Or, simply, they made sketches of the most silly mankind could think of and that is the world today.

[@michaelalfano1712]

Just when I thought the upper class twit games were the only games to watch!

[@LordFlashheart.11]

One word....GENIUS

[@glenmorgan4597]

That was a good move for the goal