Leave it to a french player to build a wall that doesn't work.
@geuros2 жыл бұрын
looooooooooooooooool
@ScarletEdge2 жыл бұрын
That was low hanging fruit buddy. Still. LOL.
@felixscully24762 жыл бұрын
💀
@79johnJ2 жыл бұрын
but at least they made the Germans use the first drop in warfare history ;)
@MrYago-xd7um2 жыл бұрын
@@ScarletEdge Historic humor does feel absolutely necessary after a game that dumb. Knowledge!
@matszz2 жыл бұрын
I'm utterly convinced that PAC didn't know he was about to lose until the score screen came up. When he said "LOSER" he thought he was winning.
@asharak842 жыл бұрын
Though he could spell loser, so that puts him above most ladder ragers...
@SolarisKane Жыл бұрын
This is what I believe too. If he knew it was game over upon losing buildings he would've hid a probe and built a nexus. The fact he didn't means he probably didn't know.
@MisterNightfish2 жыл бұрын
I love how there are 8 cannons and it would still be perfectly possible for 6 or 7 roaches to run in and kill all the probes and we'd probably lose one roach
@BaufenBeast2 жыл бұрын
He went air on one base and didn't even make a wall with his cannons. It'd ruin the aesthetics I guess.
@mhc706 Жыл бұрын
Man hearing “sunken colony” really hit the memory part of my brain so hard. They were so much cooler than spines
@theswiss90632 жыл бұрын
This isn't salty at all - Pad was clearly inviting his opponent and his family to a Canadian 'adult party'. And Poutine will be served. Sounds like a friendly guy...
@ArtyMcMuffin2 жыл бұрын
Ay, as a french canadian myself, I am fairly sure that he's from France and not Canada. These are clearly "France's" insults, and a reference to a certain russian ruler. Quebec's ones are a lot more.... colorful and Church-related. However, you would be right in some aspect as poutine (the dish) is quite "salty". :D
@plutonrond92062 жыл бұрын
Mcmuffin is right, our insults are way more well though than those primitive mum and others basic jokes.
@eructationlyrique2 жыл бұрын
Poutine also happens to be the french spelling for Putin. In context, that's more likely what they meant
@Deipnosophist_the_Gastronomer2 жыл бұрын
I was going to say, because poutine is tasty.
@Shmandalf2 жыл бұрын
Maybe these protoss came from something like Age of Empires, where the average game is like 30-60 minutes, so the concept of an average game lasting 10-20 is just something that isn't clicking.
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis97145 ай бұрын
Thats still wholy on him tho. Ive never played any Starcraft and my favorite RTS is Age of Empires 2 and I understand that in Stacraft you wall less and scout more.
@Apr0x1m02 жыл бұрын
"Your mother eats poutine!" that was even too much for Monty Python!!
@tilmanvogel23872 жыл бұрын
10:24 MISTER HILTER, though! x-D That was Fawlty towers, wasn't it? John Cleese, anyways
@TMidander2 жыл бұрын
Thank you Dot, this selection of replays were chefs kiss :D
@BeesNTrees472 жыл бұрын
I watched 3 seconds of this randomly from autoplay, it was the part where he moved the probes into the banelings... pig - that was literally negative micro! rofl
@helgrin87542 жыл бұрын
I'd say that "turtling up" is characteristic of a player that went straight into multi after campaigns
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis97145 ай бұрын
I wouldnt. Campagne maps whos objective isnt hold out are most effectively beaten by rushing them.
@WyandWombat2 жыл бұрын
You know, I watched countless hours of SC2 and probably still couldn't do much better than the angry protoss. I'd probably have a somewhat better strategy, but it mechanically overwhelms me to the point where I just sit there and nothing happens the way I want it to. Still entertaining though :)
@allorgansnobody2 жыл бұрын
Watch the bronze to gm series ^^
@Shmandalf2 жыл бұрын
Its just practice like anything, eventually your openers become like auto-pilot and everything kinda flows. Its like learning a tune on a piano in a way, you learn a tune but when you're bored or the need arises you put your own spins on it by using different keys. I went from Bronze to Diamond one season just by playing 25-30 games a week for about a month.
@aaronbrucker9662 жыл бұрын
I love the team game analysis, spot on. I play zerg and get toss allies like this all the time.
@habarvaz2 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite series of yours by far
@pigeonwrench84762 жыл бұрын
I have never wanted to see a pro win as much as I wanted Danny Devito to close that one out.
@Knowbody422 жыл бұрын
I think when he said POUTINE, it might have been a mis-spelling of Putin.
@pierrefley50002 жыл бұрын
It's not misspelled, just French. The French transliteration of Путин is "Poutine".
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis97145 ай бұрын
@@pierrefley5000 So it is a misspelling. Путин = Putin or Pucin or Put'in or Putyn. There is no o or e in the russijan dictators surname.
@pierrefley50005 ай бұрын
@@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 There is no P or c or i or n in there, either. Those are all Latin letters.
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis97145 ай бұрын
@@pierrefley5000 Em, ser, it doesnt matter if you write his name in kirilik or latin script its the same name.
@pierrefley50005 ай бұрын
@@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis9714 Ah, but how do you transfer a name from one script to another? You can come up with some mapping between characters and simply replace each character from Cyrillic by the equivalent you've chosen from Latin. This is called transliteration. However, a character-by-character mapping might not be appropriate because some characters may not have exact equivalents in the other script and it doesn't capture pronunciation anyway. And for names it is usually the pronunciation that matters. So an alternative is to write the name in a way that preserves the way it sounds as much as possible. This is necessarily language dependent because different languages pronounce words in different ways. For example, the name Ельцин has an official transliteration of Elʹcin in the Latin alphabet, but in English it is commonly rendered as Yeltsin, in German as Jelzin, and in French as Ieltsine. None of these are misspellings; they're all correct orthographic transcriptions for a particular language. Similarly, Poutine is the correct orthographic transcription of Путин for French (and Poetin for Dutch, Putin for English, Pûtîn for Kurdish, etc).
@Santisima_Trinidad2 жыл бұрын
You can get an animal which is of a different breed from the mother, if the father is off a different breed. Usually called half breeds or mixed race, and often with technical names such as mule or hinny.
@BroadwayRonMexico2 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing the ledge canon is to prevent Nydus worms from popping up there. That is around where a lot of Zerg like to pop them in
@nanonidesu82502 жыл бұрын
your expression when you saw the sliver cannon is so funny
@fabeys28162 жыл бұрын
I tend to rush over These Thumbnails because I dont wanna get Spoiled. But i cried reading These lines 😂😂😂 lmaooo
@stargravezero9532 жыл бұрын
Mules are the offspring of horses and donkeys right? There ya go.
@Jhaiisiin2 жыл бұрын
Every game is like Danny for me. I always fail to commit early, and it costs me soooooo many games. :D Glad he pulled it out in the end though.
@ToTheNines87368 Жыл бұрын
I was screaming internally at the end “make fucking units Danny!” then he proceeds to make 12 cannons for whatever reason.
@Lucas-qp4ht2 жыл бұрын
Hey, just to clarify things up, Poutine is the french spelling for Putin, as in the russian president. Also the same spelling as the canadian dish, but I'd think Pad meant Putin here :)
@dirkbester90502 жыл бұрын
I feel like PAC can teach Pad how to up his cannon placement game.
@cellardoor70 Жыл бұрын
The best thing about the Salt Mines is the straight-faced linguistic and cultural analysis of the profanities. Love it!
@helgrin87542 жыл бұрын
yeah, in the first one, protoss would be me if I'd jump into multi straight after the campaign, since this is the classic campaign play style. Beautiful defense, with proper batteries, preeetty sim city, since it's fun in campaign meanwhile zerg would be me right now, after watching lots of multi star craft
@Sejdr Жыл бұрын
I love the academic dissection of the french insults.
@DezKaiZer Жыл бұрын
Man that Flashbacks when i was very new to starcraft and my coach always screamed at me " DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR UNITS GODDAMNIT"
@trixmtll13932 жыл бұрын
id say the france vs french canadian playful hate, is the same as the brits vs the aussie's :D it looks worse for those looking in from the outside
@yallacttry4945 Жыл бұрын
“Turtling is just playing badly” -Maru be like “hold my beer I’ll show u PIG”
@MrYago-xd7um2 жыл бұрын
Had a six year old who loved Matilda for so long, then she turned seven and moved on to let Stranger Things roll while she plays on that tabby cause that's hip, but that's how universal Danny DeGod is.
@Minastir1 Жыл бұрын
Broke: cannon rushing your opponent's natural Woke: cannon rushing your own natural
@raphaelfamilyfirst30582 жыл бұрын
i love you, you said québécois perfectly haha
@fundamentalconvolution17492 жыл бұрын
That and it doesn't help that Starcraft 2 has actively punished turtlers through updates (nerfing things to weaken turtling, forcing them to expand more frequently so they have to space them out, etc). The toss player is definitely overdoing the base defenses, I agree.
@fundamentalconvolution17492 жыл бұрын
Funny how you can't say Hitler, yet you can tell someone to go suck dick lol.
@lukesymonds18872 жыл бұрын
I'd quite like PiG to do something similar to Bronze League Heroes, he's perfect for it.
@MinDeRien26582 жыл бұрын
It would be amazing. Then again, I'd be concerned he'd end up vanishing and then end up deleting all the videos after coming back.
@notsorichrico Жыл бұрын
Lol the fact you're doing an analysis on their trash talk is hilarious haha
@dylanwatts93442 жыл бұрын
I got shunted into playing protos in my group (3ppl including me), but I love Zergs offensive speed (which I got to play eventually). We were all new, but me with the knowledge from watching pros. Lets just say in my first game, my "rush" at 5 minutes with 20 stalkers annihilated my group
@yaelz60432 жыл бұрын
I'm sure most people who have *played* an rts online never got past this gold league point but they come and go while rts players are past that.
@auzor59002 жыл бұрын
First one: I think the quality of the salty meltdown would have been ever greater, had the zerg army visited the two secret bases after the first attack :D edit: wanna bet pad and PAC are the same player?
@MrYago-xd7um2 жыл бұрын
Dot probably thought the same and seems to be consistent in making that impression with these replay packs.
@Xylasider2 жыл бұрын
Okay PiG, I'd like to point out some discrepancy with your MMR guessing. I'm not a good player by any means. But I do Bronze to GM strats, I can manage 65-75 APM with Terran at Silver 1. And that was with an MMR of just over 2000. So when the games are of terrible play and you say it could be 2200 MMR, that makes me feel really bad.
@patberresford71952 жыл бұрын
i feel like you are describing my specific 2v2 experience
@AEtherstream Жыл бұрын
9:43 i choose to believe it is actually a super deep meta insult because he is a zerg, and by saying he is the same breed as his mother he is suggesting that he did not evolve at all, which as a zerg would be an ultimate insult like calling an Asari a pureblood (for those who played Mass Effeect)
@addham822 жыл бұрын
I see your Protoss Cannon Rush and raise you an UNO Reverse.
@TeddJohnson2 жыл бұрын
The first guy isn't talking about the players "breed", he's race whining in game... "Zerg is bad!!!" Kinda thing
@Sxtycat2 жыл бұрын
This is my fav sc series! nice job PiG!
@mauzytv Жыл бұрын
I'm just dead after the first game and PiG's comments about who's sucking who's what XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD You sir are better than 99% of comedians, that's why I love watching your stuff
@nullgeodesic94236 ай бұрын
Mules and hinnies are an example of an animal where the offspring are not the same species as the parents (mules have donkey fathers and horse mothers, while hinnies are the reverse)
@TiGobMan426 Жыл бұрын
French Canadien here. About the "Poutine" thing, this is how "Putin" is spelled in french. Looks like the guy is from France, so it's more likely he was refering to Vladimir Putin. Your interpretation was funnier tho haha
@ohmyonionpie2 жыл бұрын
7:00 the part i love the most is pig just losing it at these players builds hahahahahahahahaha
@thefrub2 жыл бұрын
The probes look like Wall-E and EVE's bastard lovechild
@MrSlaughterrific Жыл бұрын
Pad plays exactly like how every opponent I used to play when I was under plat lol. Always hidden bases and straight to end game units. They trained me to take the advice of "if he's doing weird shit just kill him"
@jean-christophearsenault21042 жыл бұрын
Yes the french come from a long heritage of looking down upon french canadians, but they mostly have a culture where you ascend by pushing others down. Most french moving to Québec to study are open minded and feel very welcomed into a culture of humility rather than humiliation.
@2pairOfAces2 жыл бұрын
Ligers, tigons, and mules come to mind as separate breeds from their mothers. Also, cuckoo's and other brood parasites.
@fundamentalconvolution17492 жыл бұрын
I think the biggest insult was that he was talking to him in French, not what he said lol.
@jovanpetrovich9359 Жыл бұрын
The hilter comment killed me. Funniest thing I've seen typed
@Aminmotors2 жыл бұрын
Your french pronunciation is hilarious lol
@Chessdrummer83 Жыл бұрын
Culturally abrasive is such a good way of describing aussie bogans hahaha. Hi from Albury! Love your content mate
@toadkult2 жыл бұрын
We used to play every game with the rule no attacking for 20 minutes. So any attack that comes before both players are at full supply tier 3 units is a rush. That's why you build the static defenses. If you can't rely on macro or micro to give you the advantage, and the game is balanced, getting your opponent to fight you over your defenses is the only possible advantage.
@Broformist2 жыл бұрын
I meet these amazing Protoss players in Plat team games fairly often. Ton of cannons before even taking a second base. Getting a teammate like that is when I know game is gonna go great. I lost patience with one of them couple of days ago and tried to explain that this is stupid, all I got in response was "stfu loser". :D
@markpayton3895 Жыл бұрын
How is it a Plat team game when your teammate is a silver at best?
@Broformist Жыл бұрын
@@markpayton3895 How the fuck should I know? Only that's about the majority of protosses I've met playing public 3v3s in Plat, close to Diamond actually as its over 3k MMR. I decided to stop any attempts to play with pubs few days ago because of shit like that, had enough. Plenty of idiot terrans who are not aware they can make a second base too, but at least those guys make some units. I can only assume people who play 3v3s have no clue when their build is garbage and always just blame teammates for losses.
@AdolfRothschild Жыл бұрын
@@markpayton3895team game rankings go something like this Bronze- can be anything from bronze to plat Silver- Silver Gold- no idea, never seen gold players before Plat- same thing Diamond- Plat M3- bronze 3 to silver 2 M2 and 1 - diamond to grandmaster
@SeriousApache2 жыл бұрын
Different cat species can breed in captivity and as result they will have hybrid kittens. (Tiger and lion for example) So there is a way to be a different breed then your mother.
@alexwhelan98110 ай бұрын
Enjoying the Salt Mines in 2024 - Excellent 2 games lol
@christotheedge2 жыл бұрын
What are you talking about? Poutine is how the French spell Putin as in Vladimir Putin.
@OsightblinderO2 жыл бұрын
Turtling on canons and rushing a carrier fleet is actually one of the most common strats in the first days of broodwar.
@glados47652 ай бұрын
Have a feeling that DannyDevito player was stopping to look at his build order guide. The build order guide didnt tell him to just run past carriers and static defense and go straight for the probes.
@nicg89192 жыл бұрын
I am french canadian and honestly I doubt this guy even really speaks french. That felt more like google translated stuff he just typed in. Fils de pute is not an expression that is used that often here either that is more something they would say in France. And unless I am mistaken he was probably not talking about poutine the meal but Poutine the russian president :), would make more sense with the rest of the sentence anyways imo! Very entertaining nonetheless!
@JonNeimeister2 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure "poutine" is meant to be "putin" but I still appreciated the in-depth analysis of the classist food-judgment verbal harassment.
@zewhatcher Жыл бұрын
Silver league cannons are taught by playing the CPU. If you don't put cannons there, the CPU will just jump in on any edge you don't protect. Goes back to SC1.
@Unicron1872 жыл бұрын
"it's wrong to be french" - 2nd commandment of no ma'am
@BertholdBarth Жыл бұрын
Poutine is the french spelling of Putin ;)
@RagnellAvalon10 ай бұрын
10:05 ligers and those horse-donkey hybrids?
@sc2youtube7442 жыл бұрын
So happy about that first game
@RamHomier2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure pad was talking about Poutine the war criminal not the food.
@mactire2702 Жыл бұрын
The angriest french Canadian lol
@alastairlarwill63882 жыл бұрын
Magineau line!
@jerubaal1012 жыл бұрын
Maginot*
@silverstar50912 жыл бұрын
Love you man, your contents great PiG. But god. Your French is... interesting
@Xogroroth6662 жыл бұрын
How I reacted on a 2.40 sec defeat: Dayum, well played. Not even 3 minutes, eh? Noice!!! OK, recap: Not 3 minutes and I am done. Analyzing. Deducting. Conclusion ... ? Uninstall game. :) Not my barrel a fivefold concentrated alcohol. Dang well played, brother. Now, please excuse me, as I dive into the first of these barrels. :P
@kunothomas53352 жыл бұрын
The Salt Mines is hilarious.
@archyology2 жыл бұрын
Great selection, great casting eg the play by play on the last game with the carriers ..
@xiongxiong36742 жыл бұрын
dear island-dweller: poutine is not a food but the head of state of russia. french spelling is always a bit different. :D
@Kilorelv2 жыл бұрын
I always was the lunatic that was like "how fast can I get another base" and starting I was playing vs my uncle a lot of times and he usually would be someone that did rushes (maybe because I was an idiot that always wanted more bases).. and grew into building defense into expansion lol i progressed in reverse.
@BaufenBeast2 жыл бұрын
He'd probably rush every game but wanted to let you have a chance every so often.
@qownson4410 Жыл бұрын
Macro'ing behind attacks is so important. Pac could've won, but he completely had a single focus and no other follow-up or alternative plans.
@Volkaer2 жыл бұрын
Wait what? Australia had Internet Cafes?! All the way back when you were young?
@satanclaws54712 жыл бұрын
how did you get those replays :) ?
@cameroncoats27782 жыл бұрын
Animal Hybrids would be an exception to being same species. Examples are Liger or a Mule.
@dpend2 жыл бұрын
New salt mines is always an insta click for me 🙌
@ryanconrad27862 жыл бұрын
don't cannons detect farther than they can shoot? I know it used to be like that.
@killator34215 ай бұрын
Yo my apm is 60-100 and i am d3 Sometimes i use my hotkeys for building things. I have hotkeys for my nexus and warpgate xD And i use the all army hotkey. My strength would be that i focus on economy i guess and press f2 to kill my opponent occasionally
@OldSpaghettifactory892 жыл бұрын
Was that some quebecois rage? The most beautiful shit I've seen
@lagtvfan21282 жыл бұрын
No. French talking about Putin.
@cracgor2 жыл бұрын
Not every parent is the same species as the offspring. An obvious example is a mule which comes from the mating of a donkey and a horse. Also, if you use breed specifically instead of species there are even more examples. Two dogs of different breeds mating will produce a mut or a new breed.
@baltulielkungsgunarsmiezis97145 ай бұрын
Guess Ive never been a noob RTS player as I never built any anchient protectors or arrow towers, Ive always just gone steight for army and upgrades only after I have like half full army suply.
@darklajid2 жыл бұрын
Good example for different "breeds": Any mixed dog. Good example for different species: A mule. Or if that isn't exciting enough: A liger Also, I do believe that angry French typing person was trying to say Putin (after Trump), not ACTUAL Poutine? 😛
@hauntingthegraveАй бұрын
hah, as a Canadian that speaks french, yes, quebecois is the bogan french lmao
@Thomas-ht9cn Жыл бұрын
I love these videos so much hahaha
@Novocane23 Жыл бұрын
The problem is that for newer players - the campaign teaches you to play this way.
@Kerrigan-QOB Жыл бұрын
I love the fact that pad in the 1st replay literally called him hilter and then was surprised he beat a 9-y old in a video game. The last sentence with of your bread means sth like you suck at your fing race or sth like that. But lol, of course hilter could beat a child in a war game lol
@chelfyn Жыл бұрын
Why do I never queue up against anyone this bad. If I did I might win an occasional match 😂
@Nutellafuerst2 жыл бұрын
Oi PiG, I just had an idea for a challenge. Heromarine vs Noobs, but he has to play without his glasses.
@eronaleman94202 жыл бұрын
honestly...thought the person named "f hater" would be the rager haha
@79johnJ2 жыл бұрын
that's why I usually say: "your mother is your sister..." and everything is clear ;)
@MrPhelan19792 жыл бұрын
I think a donkey and a horse can create a offspring that does not count as the same species.