Simoleon Horror Story: Freak Show

[@WimpGrump]

"this might be a waste of time" It was not a waste of time

[@The_Amazing_Ivy]

I imagined that as if narrated by Morgan Freeman At this point in time Jeremy was unaware that it was in fact NOT a waste of time. ~M. Freeman

[@Sheridan2LT]

lol k nerd

[@LordKozma]

As he was suffocating from laughter I was doing the same. I love Jerma

[@dr.jacksonbright5723]

Miserable Mikey makes an appearance at 7:38.

[@SkullFire58]

This was the first Jerma stream I was able to watch live. I watched a man spend 3 hours drawing underwear on a cat.

[@ItsBread-y6y]

He spent 3 hours on that!? wait why am i surprised.

[@mitchelldrake6069]

"Sharing Coke with Death" is a great metal album waiting to be made

[@cheesebatto]

Share a Coke with Death

[@CateGhost666]

Country-metal

[@MM-vs2et]

Or an edgy Coca Cola ad waiting to be cancelled

[@beastythunder]

@@CateGhost666 i know this comment is 3 years old but that makes it wholesome to me for some reason The album cover would be jerma and death sharing a coca cola while fixing a lawnmower while dressed as countrymen BUT with goth make up on

[@compookiie]

Scythelord album title

[@awVonk]

Will Jerma realize that enabling autonomous killing on a character doesnt mean they get killed but rather they will randomly kill in the next episode? Only one way to find out

[@matttheheckingweeb3462]

Find out, on the next episode of Dragon Ball Z!

[@Chook181]

Jerma's right, the dude taking the dog on a walk inside his own house while high on drugs is still one of the funniest things to ever happen

[@artnerd3727]

I’m stoned rn and I almost threw up and peed my pants from laughing so bwrd

[@tempname8263]

Thanks for drawing pants on a cat. I couldn't get myself to laugh for years

[@karahanozen8576]

which part?

[@tempname8263]

@@karahanozen8576 6:05

[@LordKozma]

I came back like 10 times to watch this video. Still cracks me up.

[@lightguy250]

I'm honestly shocked he didn't immediately make Garfield.

[@devinarato69420]

Yeah same man

[@pulpil10]

underwear cat is probably better

[@kraftyfrog]

​@@pulpil10Underwear Cat is just Depends Garfield

[@The_Amazing_Ivy]

This is just one of those "Jerma games", especially with the mods.

[@Hoodiebud]

All it's missing is an extremely hidden gambling minigame that Jerma will still find somehow.

[@boyo7918]

10:23 the "The shaman is coming" notif with katemine's dumbass face is so good

[@questionableiq2337]

I never thought i would hear the phrase ''So how do i sell drugs to my dogs?'' ever in my life but im glad i did thanks jerma

[@Jakoshark220]

The entire sequence of Jerma making the ears big, immediately saying "Mickey Mouse," and saying "let's go" in twice in a row getting significantly louder the second time was so perfectly timed that my chest felt like it was gonna collapse from laughter. He's a genius in comedic timing and this stream proves it so perfectly

[@devinarato69420]

Fuck yeah that worked out so perfectly

[@dasarath5779]

it wqsnt that funny

[@siktwstd]

@@dasarath5779 casual

[@zarrowthehorse]

i dont get it

[@Ragtter]

5:25 : "I don't want to ruin this one! 5:36 : *ruins it completely*

[@experssion123]

When the cat stood up.

[@GeeGe.]

Everybody gangsta till the demon cat calls the shaman

[@Profile__1]

0:22 I always love how genuinely protective Jerma is of Otto.

[@formerlymax]

"Do not put this trait on a sim you intend to play"

[@wolfgangvallick5666]

The cat calling the shaman over made me spit my water all over the floor and my phone.

[@Kittyapoc]

12:00 is one of the funniest moments I’ve seen live, I lost it when I was watching the first time

[@devinarato69420]

I’m sad I can’t see this live, but I’m glad that was the best part of the video. Lol

[@DeSaxofoonVanPeter]

’Your local vegan dog-loving drug dealer’ That describes most of my actual friends

[@BababooeyGooey]

I mean, recreational weed is becoming legalized in a lot of places recently, and there's plenty of dog-loving vegans that are into that, so it's not as far fetched as one might imagine.

[@lmao-ev6nz]

Are you from California by any chance

[@gubbil4852]

DeSaxofoonVanPeter burn your friends get new ones

[@dinonatorful]

@@gubbil4852 he's in cali thankfully they are burning

[@KumiesCummies]

It sounds like Frank Bowers.

[@TheGrayMysterious]

I love coming home, chomping down on a veggie burger, then walking my dog inside the house so he can go play in his own piss puddle. I just hate when my neighbor comes in and stabs me to death so he can share my average-grade coke with my other pets, though

[@regispotunkin]

This changed from murder house to Pacific Northwest simulator

[@roach9397]

I'm from the Pacific Northwest and can confirm.

[@leomorris7573]

i live in northern california and one of my friends sold drugs through his bedroom window while under house arrest. i never thought i would see a game that so perfectly reflected the anarchy of the west coast

[@benjibcolb2638]

5:29 As soon as he turned the cat around at that angle, I knew what was about to happen

[@hanneserwing]

I was inches from death from laughing. I'm serious, I'm in a lot of pain right now. Can I have some average quality Colombian nose candy to take the edge off?

[@HattedGamer01]

I guess that means you were *laughing in the face of death.*

[@TheSundanceKidWatson]

When he started walking his dog in his house I couldn’t fucking BREATHE 💀

[@Handles-Are-A-Stupid-Idea]

Coke makes chest pains greater, not lesser, and it does anything but take the edge off.

[@actual3dcactus56]

4:50 mahahaaaa, French champagne has always been known for it's excellency

[@Personoide]

I have to say, the thumbnails on these are usually spot on when it comes to grabbing someone's attention, but Christ on the cross this one has crossed some sort of treshold. 10/10

[@pmccarthymccarthy2364]

Animal Crossing: Jerma Jamboree is a mature take on the series , with the added features of drug dealing, having your villagers wear underwear, and the extreme violence

[@alechuntsman9524]

Patrick McCarthy not just any extreme violence, THE extreme violence

[@dagoth3663]

"So, how do I sell weed to my dogs?" Quote of the Century

[@galileanmoonz]

11:37 Jerma's little snort tho lmfaooo, his stomach muscles must've been killing him in that second

[@KaseiBlog]

REHOME THESE POOR ANIMALS, THIS MAN WILL SNAP HIS FINGERS AND IMMOLATE THEM

[@Sheridan2LT]

lol k weirdo

[@d_ogy]

look at all the pogchamps tho

[@cmproductions4673]

OOH, UP IN SMOKES

[@totaalinenchaos]

Did he just use the ”Smoking Dog” PSA as an Intro ?

[@midnightpizzagoblin]

11:00 I've never heard Jeremy laugh that hard before

[@doofsdoofs]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJ2rZoN8hadgidk

[@curtisehoffman]

You've obviously never seen any of his GTA 4 videos.

[@Kodlaken]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/p4TJnptue66UoKs

[@1bigbenr]

@@doofsdoofs The best part of that video has to be Star shouting "WE WINNNN!"

[@jadedninny3212]

I promise you friend, he's laughed harder than this.

[@dastual]

i legit think the first time i watched this video was the hardest ill ever laugh in my life. i seriously felt like i was going to die when the guy's dog started rolling in its own pee. it was too much for my mind to handle. i love you jerma

[@FlamingGoron]

10:50 to 12:30 Jerma develops a hernia ON STREAM

[@The_VHS]

9:32 I was finishing a drink when he said that and I jokingly said to myself "I think so why do you ask", then that is when he said "cat is just ruining everything" and I misheard him and thought he said "You're kinda just ruining everything".

[@Tinlion09]

_MA!_ Ma, there's a weird stray cat outside! It--it kinda looks like it's on _ketamine,_ the fuckin' thing...

[@winstongaming25]

It's 10 PM and I don't want to wake up anyone. 1:19 I have now pissed off everyone currently living with me.

[@JackCabbit20]

im so glad i live alone, i would of been dead to rights XD

[@mango2450]

I did a literal spit take wtf Jerma I wasn’t ready for that auto generated dog Actually the funniest shit, this whole video is amazing

[@absolutemattlad2701]

Same. Nearly gave myself a lung spasm when the cat called the shaman

[@daniel.holbrook]

can't wait till jerma plays with the first-person camera

[@minotaur818]

10:40 jerma getting a hernia begins

[@N0RTH335]

I'm incredibly disappointed that he didn't make a Garfield cat :(

[@SmokeSAS]

pink panther? lol

[@MalarkySparky]

Some out of context gems: "...'Kay, let's take a look at that ass." "So, how do I sell weed to my dogs?"

[@John_Smith_Dumfugg]

You ever get so high you take your dog for a walk around your living room?

[@rei1sba315]

1:18 "wha are we gunna do tonight bwain?" "The same thing we do every night Pinky"

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

"TRY AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD!"

[@emiliaeltawey4538]

It’s three in the morning and I’m watching this man write Hanes on the waistband of a cat’s underwear.

[@justthomas2488]

10:47 Where the incident happened...

[@adamcampbell5108]

No video, and I mean no video, has made me gut wrenching laugh for so long

[@vertono6084]

Right underneath this video “American horror story: buy all seasons now!”

[@boiledhotdogwater4071]

i’ve never seen this channel before but i’m glad to say that i’m loving it. 1:20 made me lose it lmaooo

[@somerandomname3124]

Man the Western remake of Tokyo Jungle is more surreal than I expected.

[@tundrance]

im seriously crying watching this i havent laughed this hard in so long

[@ionpowell7884]

The underwear and shitstains on the cat made this one of my favorite jerma videos of all time

[@ducky_lad]

50th time watching this, underpants cat is a god amongst mortals

[@DannaDelane159]

I died when he made the cat call the shaman 😭

[@HallsteinI]

3:10 Looks quite Presidential.

[@WickedPhase]

Thank you, youtube recommended its midnight and im laughing like a maniac this is amazing

[@furiouslobster7912]

I swear to god Jerma makes everything 10 times funnier.

[@sam_the_fork2358]

1:19 When that fucking dog showed up on the screen I was in tears laughing, and I was trying so HARD NO TO BE LOUD IN THE LIBRARY AND I HAD TO LEAVE I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD

[@yourfriendhashy]

jerma saying "i hate this thing" looking at his fucked up randomised dog

[@mel-mh5jz]

This video never fails to make me cry laugh

[@wmw1210.]

Jerma went to the pet store and asked the lady to “surprise” him

[@DirtyyJerz]

"how do I sell weed to my dog" - Jerma985

[@rhyspotter906]

this truly is art

[@user-ic1ic5nb6p]

i would hate to see your creations if you were a mad scientist.

[@kev2525]

3:57 they must’ve known that would be too much leeway when he was making bread man.

[@georgestarkey5448]

"How do I sell weed to my dogs" I'm dying

[@_sickbug]

11:01 the moment the numerous curses jerma has had placed on him finally catch up with him

[@luvaboy420]

Ah yes, my favorite gaming genre: sims crack

[@hemis1861]

I'm fucking crying. These Sims streams are some of the best ones yet!

[@notyourdaughter666]

Autonomous killing means the sims who had it turned on will just randomly kill others lol

[@mythcat1273]

1:37 that's fur, jeremy

[@panchampangoro4999]

Ooh is this that new Fallout game I’ve been hearing so much about?

[@shadow19]

im suprised how much i like this, watching on stream and youtube

[@dinonatorful]

Wdym

[@shadow19]

@@dinonatorful i never watched a youtuber/streamer play sims and didnt know it would be so fun

[@Sebi076]

Stream link?

[@therealdirtydan908]

I burst out laughing when the underwear cat decided to call up the shaman

[@ManicMama.]

How have I never heard of this guy?! And I thought CallmeKevins Sims videos were cursed lol these are hilarious I love cursed sims videos

[@WilfredCthulu]

Come on Jeremy, you keep doing the highlights of the Sims, you know we need more streams of it. Imagine having a whole fucked up neighborhood.

[@The_Ajna]

Wilfred Cthulu a twisted, fucked up Jermatown

[@adorabletoaste]

I can't believe that he made Beavis into a dog first thing. Truly beautiful.

[@paintedpig3021]

This is what selective breeding leads to

[@itsbaileya9268]

Genuinely in tears at this video

[@LilShpee]

for anyone wondering, the dog featured in the opening is dog #3829

[@indiomoustafa2047]

The slowed down Tim Allen grunt destroys me.

[@regicider3505]

Theres always something so uniquely demented in simolean horror story streams.

[@squirtle1854]

This is the best jerma video i’ve ever seen

[@mephistofeles4798]

You have become my idol, Jerma. The Tom Crow joke got you this promotion

[@honkhonk5000]

I forgot how much I like jerma. I haven’t watched his content in like two years.

[@disposable_income_andy]

I love how in a single button press, it goes from an almost normal looking dog into fucking Beavis from Beavis and Butthead.

[@storms-zzz]

was that dog rolling around in piss

[@zeldazackman]

Ah cool, jerma knows about mystery science theater 3000

[@jburtson]

That intro was prophetic. Amazing.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

3:15 he's built like an NFT

[@dawsonparker1685]

oh lawd he comin

[@sugarblunt]

"Look at these big popeye muscles"....dude that's fur "This almost looks like hair" dude that is hair

[@pean1197]

as i am watching this i have the same exact underwear as that cat

[@paulfer57]

When the world just sucks and there's only more shit coming it's your videos that power me through the hard parts

[@mafoo3338]

So this is my first time watching any of your videos and I'm puzzled about the other family 7:42

[@PuchuKt]

3:11 oh my god I just made the connection, this dog is from yuyu hakusho

[@Waheeeey]

That should count as animal abuse to put a leash on your dog, walk up to the door, and then proceed to just walk around the inside of your house

[@AgentPigeon182]

Local compact streamer attempts to sell the devils lettuce to neighborhood dogs and cats

[@annoyingorang225]

“So how do I sell weed to my dogs?” - Jerma985

[@iamninja435]

holy fuck i laughed so much it felt like the first time seeing addergoat. thank you Jeremy you glorious human being.

[@presleyjohnson605]

“that’s tom crow from mst3k right there”

[@twofaucets5010]

4:48 Jerma finally brings back the guy from the diabetus commercials