Simon Cowell Most Savage Moments - Insults Edition

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Dejon Brooks - Yaboidj

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@mychemicaljulia
@mychemicaljulia 7 жыл бұрын
simon cowell and gordon ramsay should have a show together
@smileyguyfilms7874
@smileyguyfilms7874 7 жыл бұрын
I must have that!
@kitaninaweston7067
@kitaninaweston7067 7 жыл бұрын
mychemicaljulia yessssssssss
@elinfelicia382
@elinfelicia382 7 жыл бұрын
mychemicaljulia I'd imagine they'll be the best of friends.
@summersys
@summersys 7 жыл бұрын
mychemicaljulia a singing and cooking show
@session1422
@session1422 7 жыл бұрын
mychemicaljulia and jeremy clarkson
@luzluna8358
@luzluna8358 6 жыл бұрын
"You are everything we are not looking for" Savage 😂
@justblessed9358
@justblessed9358 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@kellarenna
@kellarenna 4 жыл бұрын
That made me laugh out loud
@pizzacat1923
@pizzacat1923 6 жыл бұрын
"Do you think i can improve or anything?" *"Oh, yes. Don't sing again."*
@sillylilguy3
@sillylilguy3 5 жыл бұрын
Timestamp?
@St5phan
@St5phan 5 жыл бұрын
17:52
@sillylilguy3
@sillylilguy3 5 жыл бұрын
Stephan thanks
@ryano709
@ryano709 7 жыл бұрын
believe it or not, Simon is doing these people a favor
@smolshay
@smolshay 7 жыл бұрын
ryan owesney There's a guy at my school who has a channel on KZbin and he honestly thinks he can sing and its terrible and i hope he tries doing this so that Simon can take him down a notch.
@justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591
@justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591 7 жыл бұрын
I belive you.
@kenobrien6474
@kenobrien6474 7 жыл бұрын
Cheyenne Watson what's the channel pls
@emma62346
@emma62346 7 жыл бұрын
ryan owesney true
@TheMruczyslawa
@TheMruczyslawa 7 жыл бұрын
ryan owesney sure they do. i wóuld hand my head downn
@brandonmut2432
@brandonmut2432 8 жыл бұрын
I think the only reason he's so harsh and brutal to these people is so that it is really clear to them that they're wasting their time pursuing music. It's best to not build up their hopes and have them leave thinking they can still do it. They should pursue something they're better at.
@ximenacerezo1590
@ximenacerezo1590 8 жыл бұрын
Brandon MUT you get it! Thank god!!!
@DaveMorgan
@DaveMorgan 8 жыл бұрын
Brandon MUT yep and there's no law against being an asshole. People live in this fantasy world of what should be. Simon gives a dose of what is.
@ZVizoNaleo
@ZVizoNaleo 8 жыл бұрын
yes ,true that
@x50music
@x50music 7 жыл бұрын
Trúe, a lot of these people have potential I think, The attitude and rude behavior of some of them just make them look bad.. Also, I'm trying to grow my music channel, I make edm/pop music, can you please help me reach 50 subs, I'm so close! :)
@iwannabeanarwhal
@iwannabeanarwhal 7 жыл бұрын
Brandon MUT Dude, his job is to tell people they suck in the most savage way possible, I think he just enjoys it.
@TheMarionick
@TheMarionick 6 жыл бұрын
Bucket list: - Travel around the world - Have a happy family - Get insulted by Simon Cowell
@srkian1990
@srkian1990 5 жыл бұрын
@Jeremiah Carlos I want a show of Gordon and Simon roasting people
@AnitaMoyles
@AnitaMoyles 5 ай бұрын
I love to be simoncowellised 😂😂😘
@hihi-qo9gc
@hihi-qo9gc 7 жыл бұрын
I can just imagine Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsay sitting next to each other while roasting and insulting people while clinking their champagne glasses against each other
@jamiebavilla1827
@jamiebavilla1827 6 жыл бұрын
Samerella Best comment yet!!!
@michaelafleming5084
@michaelafleming5084 6 жыл бұрын
Samerella The champagne is bland!!! Fuck me!!
@NicandBud
@NicandBud 6 жыл бұрын
Samerella same
@camoprincess727
@camoprincess727 6 жыл бұрын
Samerella that would be hilarious
@angerycat5643
@angerycat5643 6 жыл бұрын
no, put simon and gordan in a wwe match.
@grahamblack1961
@grahamblack1961 6 жыл бұрын
What Simon says to them is nothing compared to the abuse they have to endure if they became famous in the music industry. If they can't take Simon, they wouldn't survive in that world.
@bobthebear1246
@bobthebear1246 6 жыл бұрын
Except that they wouldn't be famous in the music industry, 'cause they suck ass. And not the good kind.
@AlexanderNovak0
@AlexanderNovak0 6 жыл бұрын
oh please you speak if you want to survive you need to be cruel...grow up ... i tever took cruelty i rather kick your ass and im doing real fine
@nectarichard6775
@nectarichard6775 5 жыл бұрын
You just opened my eyes!
@lmaololz6853
@lmaololz6853 5 жыл бұрын
Except for the fact that they can’t get through with taking shit from Simon or without. Because they killed all the cats in Denver :)
@starry-blossom2306
@starry-blossom2306 5 жыл бұрын
If you can't get through Simon you'll never make it to the world.
@kimessex4011
@kimessex4011 6 жыл бұрын
All of the judges are great but Simon is the best judge of all he can tell in seconds if a person can sing or not
@tomdonaldson6948
@tomdonaldson6948 4 жыл бұрын
Kim Essex I mean it’s not that hard
@no7581
@no7581 4 жыл бұрын
susan boyle 😂
@yeahno6100
@yeahno6100 2 ай бұрын
The judges are talentless socialites... Simon Cowell carried the show and was the only reason to watch these heinous programs.
@llavishxd
@llavishxd 7 жыл бұрын
"I'm a gospel choir" "Did you eat them?" I can't deal with such a level of savagery..
@javinfehr5590
@javinfehr5590 6 жыл бұрын
Some ramsay level shit right there
@ceeleegee825
@ceeleegee825 6 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough, a gospel choir did come out and they rocked!!! If you can find the clip, it's worth watching
@ceeleegee825
@ceeleegee825 6 жыл бұрын
mhm izme Yes there have been plenty of them. They're all pretty good!!
@xPippoxD
@xPippoxD 6 жыл бұрын
I loved that the guy who was singing even went along with the joke :P
@azadev
@azadev 6 жыл бұрын
666 like you have.....EVIL
@ignacioberango
@ignacioberango 7 жыл бұрын
-"You are very handsome" -"Tell me something I don't know" LMAO xD
@mzumno
@mzumno 5 жыл бұрын
Girl:"oh cmon you've gotta give me a chance, someone gave you a chance once" Simon:"Well I was good at what I did" Fcking love this man xDDD
@fvtii284
@fvtii284 4 жыл бұрын
b a m b u s me too, but am I the only one who actually finds him attractive 😂😻
@ccs898
@ccs898 8 жыл бұрын
Do an insults challenge between Gordon Ramsey and Simon Cowell
@ccs898
@ccs898 8 жыл бұрын
*Ramsay
@StruckByEvil
@StruckByEvil 8 жыл бұрын
Cally Cheng Ramsey would slay Simon
@Kennychan770
@Kennychan770 8 жыл бұрын
Will i think ramsay does insult a lot than simon
@sahirsood
@sahirsood 8 жыл бұрын
Cally Cheng j
@kittykat4956
@kittykat4956 8 жыл бұрын
Simon is an insult machine and supper rude to all the people! like if you agree!
@nightstar2400
@nightstar2400 7 жыл бұрын
I love how he told her she had a bad attitude but still called her sweetheart. That British charm.
@iswearimnotafurryanna2729
@iswearimnotafurryanna2729 7 жыл бұрын
Abby Mattingly Omg I love your profile pic
@96_stars22
@96_stars22 4 жыл бұрын
That's cowell for you
@knxcholx
@knxcholx 10 ай бұрын
I think that woman was strung out on something. Drunk maybe. I don't know. But, she was a nutcase. Also, I don't think she had washed her hair for weeks before that 💀
@hellogoditsmesatan7169
@hellogoditsmesatan7169 5 жыл бұрын
I swear Simon Cowell just looks up insults in his free time.
@CertifiedToSimp
@CertifiedToSimp 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@NatalyaVDBrock
@NatalyaVDBrock 5 жыл бұрын
Or he's just incredibly creative lol
@cindervee478
@cindervee478 4 жыл бұрын
@@NatalyaVDBrock or both
@JoeSmith-zm9ur
@JoeSmith-zm9ur 4 жыл бұрын
Oh shoot, Satan's in the comment section!
@claireetally
@claireetally 4 жыл бұрын
He's just naturally gifted with insults
@TheFaarf
@TheFaarf 7 жыл бұрын
"I can sing.." "Just not in tune" Perfect
@jdwhea
@jdwhea 6 жыл бұрын
Just not in tune maannn
@briannahaydu3814
@briannahaydu3814 7 жыл бұрын
he may be mean but he has an exquisite vocabulary 😂
@mackhomie6
@mackhomie6 7 жыл бұрын
That_ PugLife he called one of the groups 'disillusioned', I don't think that's even the correct usage of the word
@briannahaydu3814
@briannahaydu3814 7 жыл бұрын
mackhomie6 what's your point
@mackhomie6
@mackhomie6 7 жыл бұрын
That_ PugLife my comment was the only response to yours, so take a wild guess
@briannahaydu3814
@briannahaydu3814 7 жыл бұрын
mackhomie6 I was just saying that he has a good education that doesn't mean that he's a walking dictionary
@mackhomie6
@mackhomie6 7 жыл бұрын
That_ PugLife well I don't know anything about his education so I'll take your word for it, even if the video seems to contradict you somewhat
@elyssiawhelan2033
@elyssiawhelan2033 6 жыл бұрын
"Hey gimme me a chance everyone gave you a chance" "Yeah....but I was good at my job..?" LMAO
5 жыл бұрын
A person ABSOLUTE MADLAD
@DarkFiend69
@DarkFiend69 6 жыл бұрын
It's insane that there are people who sing horribly and somehow believe they sound good.
@isabelmorinigo5795
@isabelmorinigo5795 5 жыл бұрын
And the ones that can sing dont think they can.
@mysteriousgirl6946
@mysteriousgirl6946 5 жыл бұрын
shows like the X factor hire actors to make the show more interesting
@justalittle_out_there539
@justalittle_out_there539 5 жыл бұрын
I believe my voice is absolutely disgusting, but all my friends say I sing beautifully, and I don’t know what to think. 😂😂
@solarsystemresident
@solarsystemresident 5 жыл бұрын
@@mysteriousgirl6946 I actually won't be surprised if that was the case but... are you serious?
@jesussequea1562
@jesussequea1562 5 жыл бұрын
There are, indeed there are.
@Noah-xd5fh
@Noah-xd5fh 7 жыл бұрын
girl: "your very handsome" Simon: "tell me something I don't know"
@mhm77887
@mhm77887 6 жыл бұрын
Noah Potter lol 😂😂😂
@lorenzodelrosario2958
@lorenzodelrosario2958 6 жыл бұрын
*You're
@lorenzodelrosario2958
@lorenzodelrosario2958 6 жыл бұрын
mhm izme okay
@deliciousdelightsbydenise4672
@deliciousdelightsbydenise4672 6 жыл бұрын
mhm izme *KZbin
@rudysquires86
@rudysquires86 6 жыл бұрын
Noah Potter mudblood XD JK JK
@rudinapllana9425
@rudinapllana9425 6 жыл бұрын
Girl: *sings* Simon: *you just killed every cat in Denver* 6:56
@warart9624
@warart9624 5 жыл бұрын
Hey there....I'm Deaf now
@fvtii284
@fvtii284 4 жыл бұрын
Dayummm, Love him so much 😂💯😻
@alixmcrae9848
@alixmcrae9848 7 жыл бұрын
Simon Cowell is the like the only reason I watch these kind of things!
@alixmcrae9848
@alixmcrae9848 7 жыл бұрын
My fav one is when he said get out I'm going to lunch and as he said it he was already half way out the door!! 😂
@astridsprincessleah9953
@astridsprincessleah9953 7 жыл бұрын
Pizza Lover Lol he is the God of Savage people and the King of Roasting
@CloroxBleach-ud2ou
@CloroxBleach-ud2ou 7 жыл бұрын
Aliyah Hubbard what about Gordon Ramsay
@muun279
@muun279 6 жыл бұрын
Pizza Lover same. he's my favorite. he doesn't sugar coat.
@Mj-pq3ur
@Mj-pq3ur 6 жыл бұрын
Pizza Lover i know right😃😄
@Crazykirby6131
@Crazykirby6131 8 жыл бұрын
Never thought about how hard their job really is listening to that for hours...
@BennyR92
@BennyR92 8 жыл бұрын
getting paid a lot of money to say to other people that their singing is rubbish sounds like a funny job :D I mean they have to do this for a couple of days every year until only good singers are left, so it's not that hard.
@Crazykirby6131
@Crazykirby6131 8 жыл бұрын
Its a dream job and that is the only hard part about that :D
@torisession2535
@torisession2535 7 жыл бұрын
Crazykirby6131 I couldn't do it I would be laughing at some of them I couldn't do it lol
@Lucario9d
@Lucario9d 7 жыл бұрын
Crazykirby6131 yet there's no work involved
@tied2dye1
@tied2dye1 7 жыл бұрын
Yea it's so hard being an ASSHOLE Yea I know
@coocaak
@coocaak 6 жыл бұрын
" I can sing. " " Yes, not in tune. " OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@blisssound5136
@blisssound5136 7 жыл бұрын
Simon: That's a weird place to stop Her: Oh ok- Simon: No no I'm glad you did... Her: * heart break *
@j.m.b8661
@j.m.b8661 7 жыл бұрын
I like how Simon is straight up honest and all the other judges try and sugar coat it
@homersimpson8824
@homersimpson8824 5 жыл бұрын
"You are everything we are not looking for." lmao
@thejellybeanpotato5627
@thejellybeanpotato5627 7 жыл бұрын
I love how Simon treats every one the same like actual human beings he oesnt care wetter they are different he will just be honest it's awesome
@nicoler.wunderink_2874
@nicoler.wunderink_2874 7 жыл бұрын
The Jelly Bean Potato well your2 right, he doesn't discriminate
@justinschreiber813
@justinschreiber813 6 жыл бұрын
KissFromNicole _ your he discriminates against the good and bad
@fatihatribak7398
@fatihatribak7398 6 жыл бұрын
The Jelly Bean Potato well ifu like bullies. Here your match!
@shamusmurphy1031
@shamusmurphy1031 6 жыл бұрын
No it’s not I would beat the shit outta him
@lizmcall9278
@lizmcall9278 6 жыл бұрын
The Jelly Bean Potato x
@valenciavazquez8515
@valenciavazquez8515 7 жыл бұрын
I died when Simon said "Did you eat them?"
@hoarishgoat5467
@hoarishgoat5467 7 жыл бұрын
Valencia Vazquez kinda child like. better lines have been said in my opinion.
@breaks444
@breaks444 7 жыл бұрын
moardelaybro p
@notafilms1309
@notafilms1309 7 жыл бұрын
Valencia Vazquez and then he licked his fingers LMFAO
@hollyandjade2311
@hollyandjade2311 7 жыл бұрын
I died
@ericsolis1626
@ericsolis1626 7 жыл бұрын
GOT EM
@sarahlouise9433
@sarahlouise9433 5 жыл бұрын
“You just killed every cat in Denver” IM DECEASED
@meghanan5360
@meghanan5360 7 жыл бұрын
I don't know why but I love Simon. he does that for their own good because he wants them to try other things than singing.
@BanditLeader
@BanditLeader 7 жыл бұрын
Or the person has potential of being a singer, but they need to practice, which is what he tells them
@danvitty5442
@danvitty5442 7 жыл бұрын
Or wants his show to get better rating because that's his character
@MsSaxoBeat257
@MsSaxoBeat257 7 жыл бұрын
"He does that for their own good" lol He probably couldn't give two shits about these people. It is one thing to criticise the singing but it's another when you are rude and insulting their appearance. As someone mentioned it's just for ratings and mantainning a persona.
@mhm77887
@mhm77887 6 жыл бұрын
tomoe Jasmine true
@theberserkerarmor6511
@theberserkerarmor6511 6 жыл бұрын
tomoe Jasmine You could’ve at least capitalize “he”.
@aishariaz4707
@aishariaz4707 6 жыл бұрын
It's a difficult job..Simon is a genius... i really like him.
@mhm77887
@mhm77887 6 жыл бұрын
Aisha Riaz me too
@sweetsweet81
@sweetsweet81 5 жыл бұрын
I do too
@buddhimazoysa2255
@buddhimazoysa2255 5 жыл бұрын
I disagree. Simon is great. He has given life changing oppertunaties to so many people who deserve them. But, he is not a genius. Most of these performers come with a hope in their hearts. Simon just tares them apart. There are so many nicer ways to say no.
@ahrrydepp493
@ahrrydepp493 6 жыл бұрын
3:12 the blonde guy was good but that wierdo ruined it
@krumplekookie9181
@krumplekookie9181 6 жыл бұрын
Ahrry depp I think it made it better
@rudysquires86
@rudysquires86 6 жыл бұрын
Ahrry depp I am not totally sure but I think they were ant and Dec pranking the judges
@jackgg818
@jackgg818 5 жыл бұрын
Ahrry depp b
@raulraj9207
@raulraj9207 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@caleanderson3575
@caleanderson3575 5 жыл бұрын
mom-“yes you have to bring your brother”
@czarnestopy4243
@czarnestopy4243 7 жыл бұрын
And that's why Simon's my favourite judge 😂😂😂😂😂
@scrollingdownonlytofindcom2663
@scrollingdownonlytofindcom2663 6 жыл бұрын
Same!
@kimtov3734
@kimtov3734 7 жыл бұрын
Simon Cowell + Gordon Ramsay = 🎤 The best show
@noeldahl6867
@noeldahl6867 7 жыл бұрын
Kim Tov no Simon Cowell VS Gordon Ramsey
@olliedobney9450
@olliedobney9450 7 жыл бұрын
Kim Tov Jeremy Clarkson would make it better
@KrumpOcake
@KrumpOcake 7 жыл бұрын
*at 69 likes* Lets change that...
@enamay9195
@enamay9195 6 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@leahcunniffe8822
@leahcunniffe8822 6 жыл бұрын
they would get on sooooooooo well
@sadianaseer4930
@sadianaseer4930 5 жыл бұрын
“It is not good enough” “Then what is” “You leaving”
@StruckByEvil
@StruckByEvil 8 жыл бұрын
Before, during, and after weight watchers.. LOL Simons a savage. Good shit.
@MRLINTN
@MRLINTN 7 жыл бұрын
"Congratulations you just killed every cat in Denver" "We just put through a giraffe" I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂
@MRLINTN
@MRLINTN 7 жыл бұрын
Braaaaaaaaaaaaah , "She has a penis" nooooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "it's bigger than mine" for fucks sakes hahahahahahahahahhaha
@Bean-mr8sf
@Bean-mr8sf 5 жыл бұрын
*"You're mean"* Top 10 most savage comebacks to savage insults
@marilyngore1227
@marilyngore1227 7 жыл бұрын
7:07 Simon: what do you think i'm going to say to you? Andrew: No? Simon: Correct! Goodbye i'm going to lunch..... I fell off my bed XD
@mariel9002
@mariel9002 6 жыл бұрын
1 of my fav 😂
@bobdickens3674
@bobdickens3674 8 жыл бұрын
Anyone realize that british celebrities like ramsay and cowell are the most critical judges?
@cocob0l0
@cocob0l0 7 жыл бұрын
R R Damn straight. Btw I love your profile picture
@larryisreal2854
@larryisreal2854 7 жыл бұрын
Bob Dickens im german and we have a german simon cowell his name is dieter bohlen and he is just like him but not so serious he makes fun off them mire
@L14M
@L14M 7 жыл бұрын
because we don't fuck about
@tedkakarounas
@tedkakarounas 6 жыл бұрын
"You got the personality of 3 pencils when you sing" Golden.
@armyxxblink1554
@armyxxblink1554 7 жыл бұрын
Simon: last year I said someone is the worst singer in America, but I think you're the worst singer in the world. Me: wait until you hear me sing
@armyxxblink1554
@armyxxblink1554 7 жыл бұрын
Ice yep
@thegreatfil84
@thegreatfil84 6 жыл бұрын
ArmyxxBlink u like to find all the vids with this particular clip huh? your comment is annoying.
@rudinoromolor5597
@rudinoromolor5597 6 жыл бұрын
Worst in the universe...lol
@trigerred_tae9922
@trigerred_tae9922 6 жыл бұрын
ArmyxxBlink - hELLO FELLOW ARMY
@TaeHyung-jj4lj
@TaeHyung-jj4lj 6 жыл бұрын
Love ur profile pic
@TheLolmylove
@TheLolmylove 8 жыл бұрын
I've no shame to say that Simon is my spiritanimal
@narutomen10
@narutomen10 8 жыл бұрын
Tilde L That was absolutely horendous... Leave - Simon Cowell 2005
@odinstruck2774
@odinstruck2774 7 жыл бұрын
narutomen10 2006 2007 2008 2009 2010 2011 2012 2013 2014 2015 2016 And soon 2017
@legendreviews4202
@legendreviews4202 7 жыл бұрын
Odin Struck now is
@christinabeckwood3817
@christinabeckwood3817 7 жыл бұрын
Tilde L I can relate to that lol
@Nimbithefallen5326
@Nimbithefallen5326 7 жыл бұрын
Tilde L Same!!!
@rockstaraccount5461
@rockstaraccount5461 5 жыл бұрын
9:18 Contestant: "Im fun, excited and different" Simon: "Well I agree with the third one" omgg im deadddd lol
@mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580
@mangetsuderdeutschgamer6580 8 жыл бұрын
I lost it when Simon said, "You just killed every cat in Denver." Also, the last guy is my spirit animal.
@PurplePinkRed
@PurplePinkRed 7 жыл бұрын
Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer Yessss! I lose it when he says: "Yes, you have personality, but dogs have personality!" The way he says it with the pauses in between... So funny!
@iswearimnotafurryanna2729
@iswearimnotafurryanna2729 7 жыл бұрын
Mangetsu / Der Deutsch Gamer xD
@Jorythebest98
@Jorythebest98 7 жыл бұрын
Simon is like that friend that tells you you have food stuck in your teeth before you go out into the world and embarrass yourself 👏🏻
@jamessmithe5490
@jamessmithe5490 6 жыл бұрын
On the other hand when Simon sees real talent he supports the hell out of them. e.g. Grace Vanderwaal, Darci Lynn
@olbcansat9726
@olbcansat9726 5 жыл бұрын
James Smithe Susan boyle
@boston_8213
@boston_8213 5 жыл бұрын
He knows what will make it and what wont within seconds of the audition. Probably has a pretty good idea based off of intuition right when they walk in.
@florencedomingo7096
@florencedomingo7096 4 жыл бұрын
How about Marcelito Pomoy
@Clementine3107
@Clementine3107 3 жыл бұрын
Calum sccot
@ollieuce1965
@ollieuce1965 7 жыл бұрын
Simon: "Just you?" Guy: "Yes I'm the choir." Simon: "...Did you eat them?" I died. 😂😂
@אביאזולאי-ס2נ
@אביאזולאי-ס2נ 7 жыл бұрын
"Andrew what do u think I'm gonna say to u?" "No" "that's right. goodbye."
@chanelhodge6911
@chanelhodge6911 7 жыл бұрын
אבי אזולאי lmfaooooooo
@jaketaylor12yearsago.44
@jaketaylor12yearsago.44 6 жыл бұрын
Actually he says “correct. Goodbye”
@didivine5137
@didivine5137 6 жыл бұрын
אבי אזולאי im crying
@andrewbayer17
@andrewbayer17 6 жыл бұрын
אבי אזולאי damn
@gotomymostpopularvideo3235
@gotomymostpopularvideo3235 6 жыл бұрын
אבי אזולאי שלום
@herlucifer7680
@herlucifer7680 5 жыл бұрын
*“you just killed every cat in Denver”* IM DYING 😂😂💀
@desireedriver6390
@desireedriver6390 7 жыл бұрын
Girl *sings* Simon- u just killed every cat in Denver
@crypticcryptid4702
@crypticcryptid4702 6 жыл бұрын
Desireé Driver My cat was with me and he just jumped and ran away when that came up.
@Haxprocess
@Haxprocess 6 жыл бұрын
Desireé Driver sings?
@giselevanhounten8366
@giselevanhounten8366 6 жыл бұрын
Girl *whistles
@gensink3575
@gensink3575 6 жыл бұрын
Desireé Driver “sings”
@killuazoldyck_
@killuazoldyck_ 6 жыл бұрын
atleast now we have a way to reduce cats population 😂
@Onlyicedmilk
@Onlyicedmilk 8 жыл бұрын
"this is not good enough" Well what is? "you leaving"
@mementoghosty
@mementoghosty 5 жыл бұрын
*Good singers:* Omg I'm so terrible at this.!! *Bad singers:* I'm _obviously_ the best!
@Cxcxzxc
@Cxcxzxc 7 жыл бұрын
"You look like a pen salesman" 😭😭😪😂😂 Simon kills me
@aprilbenosa6743
@aprilbenosa6743 7 жыл бұрын
"Can I do something else?" "Leave." savage af damn
@finalfroggitapproaches6418
@finalfroggitapproaches6418 6 жыл бұрын
Simon’s subtle obsession with pens is my new favorite thing. “My pen has more charisma than you.” “You look like a pen salesman.” * bites pen * * points with pen * *PEN*
@BennyR92
@BennyR92 8 жыл бұрын
2:15 seriously the left guy wasn't terrible but why the hell did the take his friend to this audition xD
@iwokeuplikethis118
@iwokeuplikethis118 8 жыл бұрын
BeFoRe #Bestie
@isxxc3855
@isxxc3855 7 жыл бұрын
To the audition
@kweno1022
@kweno1022 7 жыл бұрын
BeFoRe the right guy was so bad
@michaelhertzler6952
@michaelhertzler6952 7 жыл бұрын
It's possible that they only sent the left guy through. They've done stuff like that before.
@aaron_4384
@aaron_4384 7 жыл бұрын
BeFoRe come on move your body, come on move your body
@wassup3941
@wassup3941 7 жыл бұрын
I hate it so much when they have a huge entry and plans for the future.. And they're awful 😂
@stephencurrygoat7532
@stephencurrygoat7532 7 жыл бұрын
RandomFromShou right and when they're all nice and good backstory and then are bad
@markus-4383
@markus-4383 7 жыл бұрын
you hate that? thats what makes this show funny
@ejscorp
@ejscorp 7 жыл бұрын
That's the best part. They give some sob story and then they get crushed.
@KaNe1493
@KaNe1493 6 жыл бұрын
"Nothing like a good spanky" "Horrendous" Omg that part got me
@camillaellinghaus819
@camillaellinghaus819 7 жыл бұрын
Why is everyone calling him rude? He's not being rude, he's being as honest as you can possible be
@aow3834
@aow3834 7 жыл бұрын
Camilla Ellinghaus yes but also has many unnecessary comments like for that black guy
@angel455dix
@angel455dix 7 жыл бұрын
Silent Wind I feel like at that point he spoke first before thinking sadly
@sabrinacarpenter2699
@sabrinacarpenter2699 7 жыл бұрын
Luthfil Lutz thighbone
@idoneakw9996
@idoneakw9996 7 жыл бұрын
Camilla Ellinghaus I think he is rude and as honest as you can possibly be, the two seem to be mutually inclusive with Simon...
@thejellybeanpotato5627
@thejellybeanpotato5627 7 жыл бұрын
Hell ya he doesn't care if they are different he is just honest and treats all of them the same
@vipershock2569
@vipershock2569 6 жыл бұрын
He's not rude he's... RUDELY HONEST
@britneygervais1192
@britneygervais1192 3 жыл бұрын
Brutally honest
@jakefunaki5635
@jakefunaki5635 5 жыл бұрын
Love him or hate him he’s spitting straight facts
@zaccahill6366
@zaccahill6366 7 жыл бұрын
It seems like Simon Cowell feeds on people's tears and sadness.
@iamkmarie7811
@iamkmarie7811 7 жыл бұрын
DigZilla NEXUS he does, he's evil lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
@iswearimnotafurryanna2729
@iswearimnotafurryanna2729 7 жыл бұрын
DigZilla NEXUS ikr
@angusheays2412
@angusheays2412 7 жыл бұрын
DigZilla NEXUS hes a dementor! !!
@justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591
@justsomeguywhodoeswhathewa4591 7 жыл бұрын
it makes him more powerfull.
@pernilleandersen7780
@pernilleandersen7780 7 жыл бұрын
DigZilla NEXUS He's a destroyer lmao
@aaronj.6364
@aaronj.6364 7 жыл бұрын
You never know what Simon is going too say until he finishes it
@nancylopez7360
@nancylopez7360 7 жыл бұрын
TheAngryEnderman ! He's grave probably says how everybody's grave isn't buried perfect roasting the dead sad
@chazzerine7650
@chazzerine7650 Жыл бұрын
What's great about Simon is that he is actually helping these singers, and the music industry as a whole. The sooner they realise they have no musical talent, the sooner they can get another well-paying job that they actually have a chance in.
@petertalks301
@petertalks301 7 жыл бұрын
The “yeah but I was good at what I did” KILLED ME”
@jack456000
@jack456000 7 жыл бұрын
"You just killed every cat in Denver" LOL
@coaster1070
@coaster1070 6 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately its true
@sweetsweet81
@sweetsweet81 5 жыл бұрын
That was so funny....and true.
@marsha1315
@marsha1315 5 жыл бұрын
Guy Starts Singing Simon: Get out.. just leave 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LondonCelt
@LondonCelt 7 жыл бұрын
“You could lie in a bath with your mouth open!” Brilliant lol!
@shanes.1724
@shanes.1724 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@afineproduction3745
@afineproduction3745 Жыл бұрын
His best one
@sano6608
@sano6608 7 жыл бұрын
"Can I do something else" "Leave."
@JammiH
@JammiH 6 жыл бұрын
Simon Cowell's commentary is a stand-up comedy by itself.
@trista-lynngreen5519
@trista-lynngreen5519 7 жыл бұрын
They look like before during and after weight watchers oml I love you Simon😂😂😂😂
@mohammadsheikh3988
@mohammadsheikh3988 7 жыл бұрын
would love to see him and Gordon ramsay have a conversation
@vipershock2569
@vipershock2569 6 жыл бұрын
mohammad s imagine Gordon Ramsay as a guest judge
@lordessnylrac256
@lordessnylrac256 6 жыл бұрын
mohammad s they would either be best friends or enemies. No in between.
@bsgang2.0
@bsgang2.0 5 жыл бұрын
I bet he rehearses his insults before each n every show😂😂😂
@sjsjdjfjf5116
@sjsjdjfjf5116 7 жыл бұрын
Simon cowell is the nicer version of Gordon Ramsey
@emlin2005
@emlin2005 7 жыл бұрын
Cmarshmello he's the Gordon Ramsay of the music industry
@serena6739
@serena6739 7 жыл бұрын
+Emma Lin theres no gordon ramsay of the music industry. they are both themselves in either chef or music industry so....
@tommiboi6911
@tommiboi6911 7 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP U IDIOT SANDWICH!!!
@adriafg3578
@adriafg3578 7 жыл бұрын
Cmarshmello I think they would make an awesomely savage team.
@massivesket5500
@massivesket5500 7 жыл бұрын
Simon's roast are better, Gordon Ramsay is just screaming and swearing all the time (don't get me wrong i fucking love Gordon Ramsay)
@lksvlk7447
@lksvlk7447 7 жыл бұрын
Simon said: You just killed every cat in denver My cat is sitting right next to me and seriously jumped up... and i'm from germany
@cleobinx
@cleobinx 6 жыл бұрын
lksvlk my dog started barking and ran away lol
@crypticcryptid4702
@crypticcryptid4702 6 жыл бұрын
Same, I'm from England
@lepiaf6452
@lepiaf6452 6 жыл бұрын
My stinky cat started to poop her butt out.
@gensink3575
@gensink3575 6 жыл бұрын
Le Piaf LMAO
@thecraftycyborg9024
@thecraftycyborg9024 6 жыл бұрын
I was looking for someone to have made that same comment. I’ve been in love with the crazy audition videos for a solid year now and watched hundreds of the things. My cats have grown used to the caterwauling (they still glare at me over it, though, have no fear!). But every once in awhile, one will come on that will send my cats through the ceiling, and that video was one of them. It actually woke them from a sound sleep!
@hayleywellington2808
@hayleywellington2808 4 жыл бұрын
Girl: “Squeals” Simon: “you just killed every cat in Denver” oh my god I’m crying lmfao
@astridsprincessleah9953
@astridsprincessleah9953 7 жыл бұрын
You would be old fashioned 40 years ago 🙂🔫
@astridsprincessleah9953
@astridsprincessleah9953 7 жыл бұрын
Damn solid burn
@adrianfoster6005
@adrianfoster6005 6 жыл бұрын
Which one was that?
@thecraftycyborg9024
@thecraftycyborg9024 6 жыл бұрын
Yes, it’s a solid burn, but suicide “jokes” aren’t funny, whether they’re made with words or with emojis. Sorry to be a wet blanket, but once someone you know actually blows their own brains out, all the humor of that is so far from gone as to be in a different universe.
@connorolive5970
@connorolive5970 5 жыл бұрын
Cassie C it actually is funny lmao don’t be sensitive
@leondzananovic6576
@leondzananovic6576 5 жыл бұрын
That guy looks like Andrea Boccelli. I wonder what Natalia Kills has to say about him.
@weeaboo_weirdo
@weeaboo_weirdo 8 жыл бұрын
"Someone gave you a chance once!" "Yeah but I was good at what I did"
@itsmariaxx3167
@itsmariaxx3167 6 жыл бұрын
Her:So I look like a man Simon:No no, you look like a man dressed as a woman. Me: *dead*
@factsabouturmum9250
@factsabouturmum9250 8 жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I'd buy that last guy's album.
@tommythehospitalfish5572
@tommythehospitalfish5572 8 жыл бұрын
He is great
@38fw
@38fw 8 жыл бұрын
same
@ethansharp3888
@ethansharp3888 7 жыл бұрын
10/10 💯👍👌🔥
@cristinaneff3654
@cristinaneff3654 7 жыл бұрын
he was grate glad simin was not their to juge him
@hunterc9168
@hunterc9168 7 жыл бұрын
Cristina Neff great* Simon* there* judge*
@johnmurf4613
@johnmurf4613 7 жыл бұрын
"You just killed every cat in Denver" *DEAD*
@NAcHO-wx5vg
@NAcHO-wx5vg 6 жыл бұрын
John Murf are you one of the cats in denver?
@nmj530
@nmj530 6 жыл бұрын
Guy:Someone needs to put you out your misery Simon:OUT 🤣🤣💀💀
@durgeshkinnerkar2826
@durgeshkinnerkar2826 5 жыл бұрын
Guy: You'll see me on MTV Simon: *AS WHAT*
@brendansullivan7761
@brendansullivan7761 7 жыл бұрын
He is like a Gordon Ramsay but with let cussing
@massivesket5500
@massivesket5500 7 жыл бұрын
Brendan Sullivan and he has better roasts
@MissSlow
@MissSlow 7 жыл бұрын
Oh my... i want to see both of them together just roasting people now
@archived6094
@archived6094 7 жыл бұрын
“THE SINGING IS TOO FUCKING RAW”
@mhm77887
@mhm77887 6 жыл бұрын
i'd rather kill myself than commit suicide i agree
@dom7015
@dom7015 6 жыл бұрын
Diet Ramsay?
@느그원우
@느그원우 7 жыл бұрын
me: that was pretty good simon: that was absolutely horrible me: i agree to that
@ramentaco9179
@ramentaco9179 7 жыл бұрын
ŁØVÉ LOVE Lol ikr
@knxcholx
@knxcholx 10 ай бұрын
🤣
@joshmansfield6101
@joshmansfield6101 4 жыл бұрын
"I had a really dry throat and I was really nervous" "Amy Amy you could lay in a bath with your mouth open and you still couldn't sing"😂😂😂
@stephaniebart6321
@stephaniebart6321 4 жыл бұрын
that killed me
@devix3187
@devix3187 7 жыл бұрын
roses are red violets are blue you try to sing and Simon roasts you
@rihanamiah9795
@rihanamiah9795 7 жыл бұрын
God DAMN it violets r purple not BLUE why does everybody think that's true
@rukibeast1467
@rukibeast1467 7 жыл бұрын
rihana miah c bro aren't violets violet
@firestyle7735
@firestyle7735 7 жыл бұрын
Emily Evans violets are violet
@astridsprincessleah9953
@astridsprincessleah9953 7 жыл бұрын
Yella Mustard Lol •~~~~~~•~~~~~~•
@Xerxez22
@Xerxez22 7 жыл бұрын
Early Yay! Violets are violet and “violet” is purple, which is an actual color in the real color circle!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️
@Fawxo
@Fawxo 7 жыл бұрын
"you're very handsome" tell me something i dont know. SAVAGE
@shotgunblast28
@shotgunblast28 5 жыл бұрын
Icefox Designz lol
@garrellagacha2023
@garrellagacha2023 5 жыл бұрын
"you've got the personality of three pencils when you sing" why'd that have me ded 😂😂
@keishahinds1008
@keishahinds1008 6 жыл бұрын
I love Simon he's just straight up, many people cant take that
@JeanClaudeMarseille00057
@JeanClaudeMarseille00057 7 жыл бұрын
I feel like all those people are plotting something to make Simon suffer one day😭😂😂😂
@tesianata
@tesianata 5 жыл бұрын
The before,during & after weight watchers... Damn!! Lol
@shanayeanderson984
@shanayeanderson984 8 жыл бұрын
Simon is just a straight up savage 24/7 and only has time for lunch 😂
@nikkimarie5450
@nikkimarie5450 7 жыл бұрын
cmon move you body cmon move your body to explore woah yeah cmon woman that i love woah ya mon
@hannahrepollo
@hannahrepollo 7 жыл бұрын
Nikki Marie LMAO I WAS DYING AT THAT PART 😂😂😂
@adriafg3578
@adriafg3578 7 жыл бұрын
Nikki Marie that moment was comedy gold 😂
@jeannetpierre1
@jeannetpierre1 6 жыл бұрын
I like that "Penis" song at the end!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@tmphelps1980
@tmphelps1980 5 жыл бұрын
Wait, WHAT????????????????????????????????
@sweetsweet81
@sweetsweet81 5 жыл бұрын
That was so funny!!!
@dtramirez0611
@dtramirez0611 5 жыл бұрын
That was real funny, unfortunately Ray Jessel passed the next year in 2015, i wish we could of heard more! RIP Ray Side note: Ray had a very successful career in his line of work, look him up!
@NatalyaVDBrock
@NatalyaVDBrock 5 жыл бұрын
Lol me too 😂😂 so unexpected
@luka9917
@luka9917 8 жыл бұрын
''You're very handsome'' ''Tell me something i don't know...''.
@NobleWish
@NobleWish 8 жыл бұрын
I think the Ushur in that "P-Diddy & Ushur" duo would have been better off alone
@pudloaf1391
@pudloaf1391 8 жыл бұрын
100%
@viktorsbigballs
@viktorsbigballs 8 жыл бұрын
I think it was lowkey a comedy act
@leftoverbagel9014
@leftoverbagel9014 8 жыл бұрын
NobleWish That was beautiful.
@schloob
@schloob 8 жыл бұрын
He didn't sound too bad on his own but the other dude doing "ya come one" ruined it
@mae92302
@mae92302 8 жыл бұрын
NobleWish yes that's exactly what I was thinking
@kuenzangjamtsho8636
@kuenzangjamtsho8636 5 жыл бұрын
"Yes you have personality but dogs have personality"
@leondzananovic6576
@leondzananovic6576 5 жыл бұрын
He does look like a dog though
@sonnshinebread8894
@sonnshinebread8894 7 жыл бұрын
Girl: "Come on, someone gave you a chance once.' Simon: "Yeah but I was good at what I did." - Man: "Yes I am a choir. Simon: "Did you eat them?" - Girl: "You're very handsome." Simon: "Tell me something I don't know." These three are in his top 10 best comebacks..
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