Simon Curtis - Flesh (lyrics)

[@MadaverMorphs]

One day I just remembered this song out of the blue and I was like: *Hol up*

[@user-rc8lm4hr2d]

Lmao same

[@LoveOnPages]

Same

[@bittyneko]

Same. Weird, isn't it?

[@natsuki2878]

Sameeeee

[@Kayla0]

Same

[@prince_the_idiot5008]

7/8 year old me; "i really like this song! Its creepy and about Vampires!" Me now; "....what was i thinking," *still drawing while listening to this on repeat*

[@Venus-cd1kk]

mystic draws ticci toby

[@comettailproductions998]

YOU ARE ME?! I made everything just like you, even drawing while listening this.

[@lionpride2451]

Love the PFP Toby is the best

[@rose.velvet]

The Best comment! XD✨

[@hatakesakumoisthehottestda8946]

Ghost girl Toby is best boy

[@bainne1560]

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ABOUT VAMPIRES WHEN I WAS YOUNGER IM CACKLING

[@gennessyp.7186]

ellen SAME LMAOOOO

[@ranranbellenepia7642]

lmao

[@myleiahsalsgiver5096]

so did I wtf.

[@crazyminegamer2339]

The irony of that is I didn’t even know what the lyrics were about. I just liked the song for how it sounded. Shows how much a child’s innocence can make you oblivious to when it’s put in something like a song.

[@TheAllmightySmallest]

Yep.... I cant believe I found this again. O_____O

[@ughidunno2495]

The fact that this was on my family's SHARED SPOTIFY as top song in Spotify wrapped for 3 years straight when I was a literal teen is so embarrassing 😭😭😭😭

[@katalimendoza2569]

Lol embrace it. Should've learned all the lyrics and sing along to it just to freak out people. 😂

[@Regina.6692]

Oh dear God-

[@ughidunno2495]

@@katalimendoza2569 I did know all the lyrics but there's no way in hell I'd ever sing this in front of anyone 😭💀

[@MoczinurcoffeeX3]

That's some interesting lore ya got there buddy But to be fr, good luck living that down, let's hope neither of your parents listened to it out of curiosity💀

[@QuikVidGuy]

@@MoczinurcoffeeX3 It was a top song, they definitely had it on on their way to work

[@undeadarmy515]

Simon Curtis: from Disney to dirty songs wow

[@cerise3205]

I'd like this comment but it's at its peak number

[@nisarojas2869]

Undead Army wait what show was he in

[@Daark_Karma]

@@nisarojas2869 idk about disney but i think he was in a nickolodean thing called "spectacular" or something

[@rhinestoneeyes3006]

Oof

[@SkunkGunk420]

Undead Army damn

[@m0thisonfire]

*Looks left *Looks right You never saw me here, got it?

[@alanwells2949]

Only if you don't say anything either...

[@TheChaosOfBlank]

...let’s all agree to never say a word about this.

[@cathemeraltheenby6840]

Rodger that

[@killaeijiro5119]

I agree and everyone clear your history 😂😂😂

[@ZeroAgony18]

I see you all! You can't hide 😂

[@shrugsmemes917]

no one: the beginning of this song: *aggressively knocking on door*

[@arielhill7646]

shrugs memes this is the only funny comment on this video im so proud of u

[@roshanfey]

my mom knocked on my door at the same time... :0

[@journey9641]

So true. Or it is the only time when my cat wanted attention all day.

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

Scared the shit out of me

[@Amanda___]

Karen

[@iaminyourwalls2211]

the fact that this became one of my favorite songs so quickly is concerning.

[@kinsan89]

I was introduced to this song about a week and a half ago and it's already my most played song this year

[@1947wasabitchandsoamI]

go to horny jail

[@ruderalphs.numberone.f4n]

i literally found this somg yesterday and its already my top one fav

[@multipotion]

yeee

[@nislass1742]

Sameee but it's so real

[@vlvt9106]

According to the comments, the phrase "the innocent ones are always the dirtiest" is apparently true

[@serenitygoatcher2800]

Honestly people think I'm innocent till they look at what songs I listen to

[@ainzooalgownoverlord8913]

@@serenitygoatcher2800 true or what u read and write

[@MoonHeart035]

+Na Na Got My Back heheh.. y'got that right~ OwO

[@lilplayfulfandomgirl6193]

Yuppp. I’m a late comer tho. I didn’t find out how babies were made until I was 15 😂😂😂

[@Hana-dp3wr]

well... it is...

[@karinababs9200]

This took Cannibal by Kesha Into a WHOLE new level

[@_AseOfHearts_]

ikr XD

[@thelemonverse5279]

C a t N i p p l e .

[@ChristianProtossDragoon]

🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@HalfAnd_Half]

@@thelemonverse5279 Why....?

[@CaityRaindrop]

@@HalfAnd_Half if you listen out for it in keshas song cannibal it can sound like she's saying cat nipple.

[@Eli-fz1jt]

The beginning is my heartbeat when my mom looks on my phone over my shoulder

[@Duke-Orgulje]

Lol

[@somefuckingguy]

SCARLETT KINGS moood

[@nafsify6567]

OMGGG YESSSS I LAUGHED SO MUCH AT THAT GOD-

[@alienqueen3324]

Lmao same 😂

[@summerwillfall3530]

Let's just hope you lived after you wrote this comment

[@SqueechyMochii97]

I'm only 19, but I have already decided that this will be my funeral song.

[@meh.3918]

Iconic

[@playstationtwo877]

Me too I'm 20

[@АминаАлиева-л2ш]

Not better choice

[@totinikhan7808]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 ded

[@thedeadmangaming6200]

26 and I defo want this as my song lol and since your all younger then me I die first hahahaha

[@moonlightraven3301]

saw the title: "oh, a song about cannibalism!" heard the song: "oh, even better!"

[@morganconley6285]

Sadism

[@madisonknox3413]

Moonlight raven mmeeee

[@nayeliv953]

Morgan Conley vore, masochism

[@uchihasasuke6780]

Sibliminal .....we are all sadistic cannibals. ..if u cant think on my level...

[@skylovenightcore3163]

Moonlight raven bdsm is so much better

[@eraoftheeclipse]

I used to feel so dirty when listening to songs like this now its just become my way of living

[@positivesmolmiranda2792]

Yep same here man..

[@bluedream3481]

Snow Leopard same same😂😅

[@carolinearellano4835]

Snow Leopard same

[@briannanelms6313]

yessss I'm the 300th like :)

[@calebdoodles5448]

Snow Leopard Amvs Hey there are probably a lot of perverts listening this sexual song...I mean im not a pervert im just saying....

[@moved8601]

Don't be shy, add this to your homoerotic vampire playlists.

[@giemogi]

i'm laughing so i don't die of embarrassment

[@Nightmare704RY]

Unfortunately... I'm into dominant werewolf women who can kick my ass 27/7 nonstop.

[@leviackerman7992]

@@Nightmare704RY dominant werewolf woman? 😂😂

[@Nightmare704RY]

@@leviackerman7992 everybody has a kink, and I will not feel shame for mine.

[@leviackerman7992]

@@Nightmare704RY and I'm not shaming you lol i was just asking 😂

[@Oregonxsaint]

That line "make me a mute"... I'm feeling things.

[@honeybun8823]

That line scared me lol

[@Pyeredere813-il4jw]

@@honeybun8823That line reminded me of how my husband gagged me, being his wife, I loved it.

[@Mysticz_Here]

​@@Pyeredere813-il4jw I did not expect to see a comment admitting that, and I found it hilarious because it was unexpected lol

[@pinetreeriver]

same ough

[@mackenziefiona1840]

friend: "don't you have any shame?" me: *laughs* "no"

[@christinawoodrum5321]

Nope

[@AloeVera1701]

Same fam! Lol!

[@Amanda___]

Same *laughs quietly like a maniac*

[@umbr_girl_666_v7]

This comment is firee

[@tiramiseung0325]

Yep 😂

[@aidagerasimidou934]

when your parents dont know english *smirks and turns the volume up*

[@eceokay945]

yeah i do that

[@tacilagirardi]

YEEEASSS 😈😈😈 dude I love being brazilian LMAO

[@L0ST_P4G3]

HAHAHHHA/

[@pikachupokemon958]

Bruh 😂

[@Omni_Boi26]

Yasssss 😂

[@iActuallyLiveinUtah]

Me at 13: Oh hey an edgy song. Me at 20: *"Oh God why?"*

[@SachiS27]

Literally me right now, but I honestly still love it😂

[@justanormalperson5909]

I understood every word he said at that age:) I knew i was gay And i knew english well enough(Im not american or Something)

[@iActuallyLiveinUtah]

@@justanormalperson5909 oof

[@justanormalperson5909]

@@iActuallyLiveinUtah im shocked u replied back

[@justanormalperson5909]

@@xcubie maybe

[@wi.r6785]

BROOO MY CHILDHOOD SONG I FINALLY FOUND IT, DAMN SO MUCH MEMORIES-

[@SonarTheBat]

WHY WAS A CHILD LISTENING TO A SONG ABOUT BDSM?

[@wi.r6785]

@@SonarTheBat idk tbh I was watching one vid with this song

[@lindahoeymakers8898]

YOU ,NO WHAT.....?........I LOVE YOU CUZ YOU ARE SPECISLL to me..........I DO love you >>>>>

[@its_nalana]

​@SonarTheBat umm I did the same when I was little unsupervised internet time 😅

[@lindahoeymakers8898]

@@its_nalana You are funny cuz I did the same thing to.....THANKS FOR YOUR COMMENT.......LUV U....MOI.....

[@blurasberry5770]

Fourteen years old me had literally no business listening to this, I'm both horrified and incredibly amused.

[@darkdragon8906]

11 year/old me too ;-;

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

9 year old me lmfao ((edit: i mean i was 9-ish when i first listened to this song (not this specific video). I am not 9 currently, and was not 9 when I made my comment.))

[@slaytheday04]

SAME LMFAO

[@unknown_8588]

@@wolfiethetimberwolf1363 tell me you don't understand any of these

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

@@unknown_8588 I'm not 9 anymore, I'm 15 now, but I did not understand them at the time, just thought they were very edgy-

[@delilahwilliams302]

I've never heard of such a straight forward bottom 😂😂😂

[@AtlasAlexS.]

"straight" forward?

[@delilahwilliams302]

@@AtlasAlexS. Omgw- You are now my favorite person

[@dapper-ant2634]

Bruh I know like 3 irl lol

[@incw.2601]

Power bottoms lol

[@neodotmp3]

@@AtlasAlexS. ""straight"" forward

[@MonicaMae]

The perks of living in a non English speaking country and knowing English : Blasting this while parents are home and screaming the lyrics in total safety

[@EraidFreefire]

that sound amazing!

[@jump7m223]

Doing the same thing here 😅

[@dracoqueen1263]

Psh Perks Of Have The Best Mother Ever? Singing This With My Mother, And Having Her Show It To Me~ ;)

[@akeno5386]

dracoqueen12 woah there fella

[@arielrodriguez5849]

Omfg😂🤣 yess

[@minkiminkiminkiminki]

I remember being in 6th grade listening to this for fun. I'm a senior now and boy did it awaken something in me

[@lindahoeymakers8898]

oh yes ..i love the taste of flesh up against the wall..........................

[@drpepperisbbqwater7733]

fangirls immediately after hearing this song: *its free real estate* ( ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)

[@criteriaz5063]

i love your name

[@snuffkaninchen]

IS THAT HOODIE IN YOUR PFP

[@midnightmadness666]

Aye hoodie!

[@ratwithrabies1208]

Yes a creepy pasta fan!

[@ifuckmonsters]

Oh hey Hoodie

[@xmissxmi3eryx]

*accidentally connects to Xbox in living room*

[@jeffthekillerlover7645]

😥😥😱😱😱😱😨😨😨😰

[@lietome272]

Jajajaj c eojin

[@megangibbs4158]

😂😂😂😂

[@darkguy347]

Oohh fuck.

[@goingtotahiti]

oh shit

[@GloomyBeanie]

when you know every word but you don't ever remember listening to this song then you have flashbacks to your wattpad phase

[@mirandastrickland5704]

Yes, thank god my edgy wattpad phase is over😂😂

[@monkeymunchie9717]

Hahaha

[@mypapaiscaca]

Miranda Strickland f o r y o u . n o t f o r m e

[@g8thgirl3]

X reader ? Cuz if so I get that

[@yaboityphon1626]

Still in my wattpad phase-

[@that_kid_nobody_notices]

This song gives off such feral bottom energy and I'm here for it.

[@otterpopd4738]

Lmao yesssssss 😂😂😫

[@aimlovesmusic1469]

😂🤣

[@hazelnut2457]

power bottom energy lol

[@maceybarrett1396]

that_kid nobody_notices you not wrong

[@johnfeistner467]

I love this

[@aseofspades6513]

*hears rough, pin, harder, bite, beg, tie, undressed, taste, etc.* me: *pregnant*

[@artanamoreland1564]

Reload Wolf haha. I love this. Mine and my husband's situation right now!

[@nightmelody777hiatus2]

lol xD btw fifty shades of Artana Moreland xD

[@artanamoreland1564]

Nightmelody777 eh. Kinda. I mean we do like it rough but neither of us is a dom. We both switch. Since pregnant I can't dom as much though. So he is gonna be in for a bit of excess attention when this baby is born. I am excited for November. Haha.

[@zoocrew7012]

XD true

[@baby_252]

Mood🤤🤤🤤

[@joutakujo2256]

Ok REMINDER my fellow humans: The difference between venomous and poisonous my friends 1: if you bite and you die that is poisonous 2: if it bites you and you die it's venomous 3: if it bites you and someone else dies that's voodoo 4: if you bite each other and neither of you dies, that's kinky

[@me-xd5ou]

i saw this in a meme before but its still funny reading it here

[@matthewwestcott3620]

🤣

[@aichitoshiki1321]

AHAHAHA

[@skylarsiri4737]

I DIED

[@fennixari]

if it bites you and it dies than you’re poisoned

[@aisyfrost7953]

When you realise that one of your childhood favorite song is about some kinky stuff Kid's me: *vibing* Me now:👁️👄👁️wait-..WHAT??? But who cares *Still vibing*

[@NGHTMRSKA]

Why are all my fave old songs abt adults mingling-😭😭😭😭

[@randomfoxtv2877]

The beat: N O I C E The lyrics: MmMmMmMm bOtTtOm EnErGy

[@Belpepper27]

YES XD

[@quinn1812]

When he said "sink your teeth into my flesh" i got my chips stuck in my teeth. Mood.

[@hey-zl2go]

I know what Is like ;-;

[@bluebunanimates6590]

HAh

[@axolotl786]

Haha Hahaha Hahahahhahaha

[@YoBoiCharlesss]

hey your pic is lapiz from Steven univers

[@Duke-Orgulje]

Oh no.

[@SOURBXMB]

I thought I was edgy for liking this song bc I thought it was about murder. boy, was I wrong.

[@daflyy]

Naw dawg you are a edgy kinky but ngl same-

[@iliamthaisvilella3159]

BOY WERE YOU WRONG

[@stie1556]

And that’s on creepypasta ✨✌️

[@schuesslerlauren]

Sexual murder?

[@apollo5900]

@@schuesslerlauren murder can b sexy

[@meganeleblanc4594]

10 year old me had no business listening to this song....but here I am...this song being in my life for 9 years. Have mercy in my soul 😂

[@justgowithitXoxo]

This is literally the theme for every Y/N in an x reader fanfic.

[@xxgoldgeneralxx4724]

Fax

[@lesliesaldana-.-]

*yes*

[@nathalyfernanda7524]

Jwmaowmxins YES

[@sumaiyatahira7995]

Loll

[@sweetlynda]

Yes yes yes, i never thought of that till you said.

[@lonelyforever5484]

They take kinky to a whole another level

[@cathemeraltheenby6840]

The singers or this comment section?

[@sugarkats21]

... Honestly this is pretty tame as far as actual kinky activities go

[@clouddanny7897]

bro this song is just about bdsm

[@ArwenUndomiel406]

that's the magic of the kink

[@liv1078]

It's alot like me 🤣🤣🤣

[@evanlyric6053]

when you realize that simon curtis worked with disney and nickelodeon.

[@Snugglestalker]

borderline blur wait what he did

[@MariaRamirez-ot9ni]

borderline blur WHAT NO~ 😂😂😂😂

[@chloeunderwood4597]

borderline blur welp that's ironic

[@sockondebeats5154]

wot da fuq. that proves disney is a monster lol

[@yellowtrickster69]

When and where?

[@audreywashere_]

I first listened to Simon Curtis when I was young and I recently decided to listen to more of his music and boy I'm glad I did

[@late.as.always9340]

I know how all the comments are about the lyrics and how kinky they are but did anyone else listen to this because they love his voice but also this beat is KILLER

[@M_ldyCheese]

YES

[@M_ldyCheese]

Oh and I love laughing at the cringey comments.

[@keninelover33]

SarcasticRussian i did

[@evelyn446]

YES

[@jellypudding996]

Same

[@raeshimomoto3260]

Me: Accidentally play this song and it's automatically played at the T.V. Parents : 👀👀👀 Me: ...

[@Sol-nf3mw]

Rae Shimomoto you got three parents?

[@alex_is_drawing1562]

Me:....GOTTA GO!!! **Runs to friends house**

[@alienqueen3324]

Omg that’s like my worst fear 😂 I feel like one day I’m doing to accidentally connect whatever I’m listening to to the tv

[@johnfeistner467]

My parents would have looked at me then say "nice." and go back to watching tv

[@amaya.a.k.ashadowfox1999]

Oh noooo.😖😆😂😳😐😶😑

[@morebeesplease5718]

................................... I am suddenly reminded of every lemon i've ever read

[@lord125000]

you read lemons?

[@Xoooperr]

+Adrianna Mooney wot

[@cocogoatpharmacy]

+Conand Skyfire doesn't everyone?😂

[@norilski]

lemon?the're called limons!(hidden FNAF reference)

[@FaithShaffer]

+Adrianna Mooney I HATE THAT PEOPLE CALL THEM LEMONS AHHHHHHH

[@adainisart246]

I just remembered something... When I was in middle school, I was in the living room watching a video on the tv while my big sister and her husband were in the room, and this song was playing in the background loud and proud. I didn't understand the meaning of the song at the time... and I was singing it anyway without a care. Luckily, they thought it was about vampires. So I practically dodged a bullet. Now I play this song with headphones on.

[@yurillasin]

I actually like Simon Curtis' voice. I saw this video and I was like "Woah, is this song about, like, cannibalism?" AND I SWEAR TO GOD OH MY GOD. THESE WERE MY EXACT REACTIONS: "Ooh it's starting off good. Some interesting lyrics. Oh, wait- OOHHHHHHH"

[@Ash-ph2eb]

Love this comment

[@oluvu5141]

lmao same

[@icycandiee6343]

Same! (I was straight on that one.)

[@lexthedork4040]

@@icycandiee6343 You mean gay? 😂

[@victoriagoldman7137]

Me blasting this song on full volume My parents: open the door to my room Me: (chuckles) *I'm in danger*

[@oluvu5141]

omg u got me so good

[@tomtordeditz1671]

Same lmao (my worst enemy is my search history. Always ratting me out ..)

[@xx_phoenix_anicha_xx9935]

I'm lucky that my parents don't know other languages XD

[@akkioama3939]

That’s...why we wear HEADPHONES!

[@edgycatx825]

@@xx_phoenix_anicha_xx9935 same lol

[@TheJiamy]

I love all the people saying this feels unintentionally gay when the singer is LITERALLY GAY LMAO

[@jamesrobson4894]

Jaymes O’Possum LITERALLY when I first heard this I, a gay man, was like THERES NO WAY THIS GUY IS STRAIGHT and sure enough he isn’t 😂😂 the amount of people not getting that this is literally a song about a gay man bottoming lmfao

[@TheJiamy]

Lmao right?? I did admittedly assume it was a straight song for a while, by a guy who was into femdom or something bc it just seemed more likely to me. Also hello, fellow gay james 👌

[@jamesrobson4894]

That’s fair enough I had my suspicions but I didn’t know people could make such explicitly sexual songs 😂 and hello to you fellow gay James!

[@mypapaiscaca]

WAIT FR?!

[@01449F]

@@mypapaiscaca ya and he's bottom

[@destineejohnson5315]

I can't remember how I came across this song but I'm glad I did because years later, I'm still loving it

[@genuineinterest]

I'm here because of a comment that said this is a great companion song to 'For Your Entertainment' by Adam Lambert and by God they were right. The dom/sub energy is _astounding_

[@hahahehehahaho2072]

Give me more songs with bdsm vibes 8)

[@hahahehehahaho2072]

Please?

[@kaylawooten9866]

Call Me Master by Blood On the Dance Floor. I was obsessed with both songs in my senior year.

[@va.ameliaa1277]

No joke, as soon as u said this i realized this is in my song recommendation, and i never even heard or listened to that song before LMAO

[@akirawolfe6610]

_I'm A Slave 4 U_ by _Lady Gaga_ is also good and check out _Pomp and Circumstances cover_ by _Razzy_ also, _Animal_ covered by _Chase Holfelder_ has a pretty good vibe too

[@megankarapici2185]

97% - talking about how they all look innocent but they aren't. 2% - Telling they showed this to their bf/husband. 1%- actually appreciating how good the voice is and the music😍

[@hey-zl2go]

👍

[@Masquerade6660]

Misha Medvedev What?

[@LiliaArmoury]

i must be part of that 1%. i also first heard this song in a music video and wanted to find it on it's own

[@makaya3833]

im all three XD

[@makaya3833]

@Misha Medvedev you mean 1% and 99%

[@CommanderWiggins]

Teenage me: "This better not awaken anything in me." Adult me, very gay: "Well shit."

[@5p4d3]

Hhhh 😂 my gay awakening was listening to a lesbian song as a 4 yr old lol

[@jaytheboykisser]

LMFAO FR

[@Hi-gt9vi]

Bro lmfao fr tho 💀💀💀💀👺👺👺

[@juliefarrell6688]

As an 11year old girl: *wattpad has already awoken my gayness*

[@sagekazzieirl9359]

NO BECAUSE SAME 💀

[@DeaDNazguL]

2:39 tempo change always gets me

[@annahuff9262]

when you're trying to find d a Disney song but accdently find a song about hardcore gay sex. gotta love the internet Edit: it was originally written about a guy having sex with another guy. You wouldn't argue about an ed sheeran song being about lesbians. Just enjoy the song and stop

[@Vixie-x9b]

How the fuck did you even manage to get here by searching Disney songs...? I'm seriously genuinely curious.

[@annahuff9262]

ᔕᖺᓰᖇᗢ ᑌᔕᗩᘐᓮ for some reason it was on my recommended and i miss-clicked i guess

[@Vixie-x9b]

Meme Overlord Omg...Yt is being a perv.

[@bratzillla]

ye boi

[@accountname3216]

don't worry I'm used to that kind of stuff

[@rubytrujillo4558]

People who listened to this when they were younger are now kinky asf

[@Xaforn]

Someone of us just use it as confirmation when we’re older

[@akashanumberfive199]

I'm older. My new lover sent me this song to let me know exactly what he thinks of me. I swear they wrote this about me. And so does he😏

[@HanDaKilla]

*Don’t call me out like that.*

[@totallyoutofit6989]

THE ACCURACY

[@gwenshapp3621]

Hi :)

[@TheMaskedFox288]

This song is catchy. I ended up singing it on a school bus. That was an interesting conversation I had with the principal.

[@M_ldyCheese]

*Sigh* The ideas that I get from people... I am not a wanna be edgy 12 year old. I just see people posting these comments and personally think that they seem fun.. I just might sing this for the school talent show... Well.. IF we have a talent show this year.. STILL I WILL BLAST THIS FROM THE COMPUTER TOMORROW!!! It is the last week of school for me and like why not? The next school that I'm going to is going to have to deal with me anyways. Oh and my crush rides my bus... I am rambling... Well.. anyways.. I am so confused about my feelings towards him... Help..?? I think that he might like me too but IDK.. I think that he does because a girl came up to me and started talking about how we would look good together.. she is one of the people that he talks to.. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!?!?!?!?! I need to stop...

[@giseldiaz.2069]

Elizabeth Garia 0mgg samee i feel youuu I get so confused if my crush likes me or not

[@M_ldyCheese]

No idea where that reply was going now that I am looking back at it.. Yeahh.. I'm.. I'm gonna go now.. *Awkwardly waves* (._. )/ (Don't know where this one went either)

[@dangerousdragoongahza8343]

"MAKE ME BEG FOR MOREEEEEEEEEEE"

[@eveninglyric687]

no no no dont take advice from ppl that he talks to, that's just a bad idea...

[@harl-d9k]

All of his songs are relatable and I've been a fan of Simon Curtis since day one

[@atel-jb9wt]

why did I find this when I was 9.

[@lilithcarmadiangelo6497]

wrong question it is How did you find this when your nine. The question ur thinking of is y the heck did you listen to this when you were nine

[@dimplekat9599]

I know right? When I was around that same age I would use pandora (still kinda do) and I have a nightcore station, this song came on quite a bit. Can't wait to text this to my mom and tell her that I first heard this when I was 7.😆

[@gayallthetime-5472]

I was the 69th like... my life is complete

[@qtipper]

Damn, and I found this when I turned 10.

[@thelemonverse5279]

111th like.

[@geekygamergirlz9951]

When your the quiet one in class and you listen to shit like this...

[@oculus6923]

same

[@cori_music]

Nightcore Or Nah and this.... I don't care, I'll listen to it because it's catchy!

[@sprinklesontop6989]

geeky gamer girlz I literally listen to this in class

[@heythereitsjourney1169]

geeky gamer girlz yasssssss 😂

[@shayd7852]

geeky gamer girlz LITERALLY ME

[@Weewoowhoopty]

If I EVER become a stripper, you best believe this is my main song, cause like holy crap it's amazing

[@exonad8212]

Celestia Shadow i agree

[@codelyokoaleita]

As I stripper I can confirm, This song is SO MUCH FUN to dance to

[@leviheichou5704]

I would low-key come to one of your shows

[@AmbientAgony]

Yes please!

[@livingmeme2732]

Levi Heichou same

[@julhol7482]

Growing up is realizing this song isn't about vampires...

[@ChoccyMilkTea]

Note to myself: This is not about vampires

[@Chain_Curse]

Or it could be just with other things as well-

[@rainydays5621]

@@Chain_Curse I mean you aren't wrong 😳

[@deadlydingus1138]

Mmmmmm cannibalism

[@yumihsf]

or about ghouls? (hehe tokyo ghoul)

[@clandestinecosplay]

@@gayjayy you’re not wrong

[@darkkitty46]

This has nothing to do with anything but. "You do you and I'll do me. And we don't do each other, probably." ~Markiplier

[@ghulehvoodoo]

And I love how he has that 'probably.' There.

[@livviliv9235]

OMG FAM

[@phoenixbird2470]

I am SO happy you mentioned him.

[@dakotacloverleaf286]

Let’s take out the probably ;)

[@livviliv9235]

@@dakotacloverleaf286 my god 😂😂

[@My.namesKAI]

6 year old me: *mumbling the song liking it* 11 year old me: *singing some words* 13 year old me: *just listening* Me now: *sees what the lyrics are about but still sings like parents are not home and like I dont have a 10 year old brother in the house*

[@angela-chan3010]

I make my 7 year old cousin listen it, we sing it together. *Whenmybrotherwhoknowsenglishwellisatthenearroom*

[@sophiehyunjin7978]

Aaaaaa jeonginnnnnnnn

[@bigoof4129]

Kyungsoo Do I CAN'T BELIEVE I FOUND A STAY HERE OHMYGOD

[@bigoof4129]

The apple in Jimin's and Jin's short film wings IKRRR

[@queen_shivani5897]

OMG i love your profile pic 😍

[@AriaaaHazbinnn]

When people think you're an innocent shy kid but really your mind is just occupied with this stuff

[@caseyisdrowning9040]

Buddy go do your homework 😭😭

[@deadchannel4626]

When you're dancing around the house singing this song and your whole household looks at you and then you stop sit down replay it slower and then realize it's about hard core sex O.O

[@gamzeemakara7029]

how in the flying fuck can you not realize its about bdsm

[@somebodythrewabrickatme]

Tbh That's What Would Happen To Me . . . .Not Yet But Soon. . .

[@dami3866]

Omlette136 XD IM DYING

[@akairea43]

*Man I’m glad I found this song with my headphones on*

[@Whatisahandle-]

Same..

[@Whatisahandle-]

Haha

[@bread2083]

I didn't lmao

[@chrisafton1751]

same

[@TulakHord251]

Same

[@Cant-think-of-an-original-name]

Take a shot every time you see a comment that says anything related to "Everyone thinks im innocent if only they knew what type of music i listen to" Warning: You will get alcohol poisoning

[@tobisouza1294]

This comment section radiates the quirky “iM nOt lIKe oThER gIRls iM kInkY ANd dIRtY” vibe

[@silketpack2340]

Thanks for that.. Now I'm drunk!

[@HK-og5zf]

Do shots of water instead because its better to be hydrated then wasted :)

[@dianalee07]

Sorry can't think of any original names wouldn’t you have to drink it to get the poisoning? I’m lucky because I’ve never poisoned by anything or bit by a Snake or bit by a Spider! This song is exactly what happens when I get bit by something poisonous. Which has never happened. I’ve only been to the Hospital once because my teeth needed to be cleaned. Pretty lucky if you ask me.

[@Duke-Orgulje]

Ew, stupid edgy kids invading comments

[@lustochka5717]

*fleshbacks from my creepypasta phase that will return now thanks*

[@Punk9]

Same lol

[@stinky.6909]

*When I eat a Kfc chicken bucket*

[@cassieholmes1644]

I ate all of your pokébeans I need you to understand that I have never related to someone more.

[@jojo-wf6em]

I YODELED

[@glnk9452]

Did you eat the chicken or the actual bucket

[@rinvh6889]

Awkward Blush 😂👍 lol

[@ariariari8524]

Omg me!

[@k.h.production22669]

Me at like age 10: *playing this with my headphones knowing full well what the song is about and lying bout it* cannibals right? *sneak 100*

[@NightNymph00]

This is freaken meee

[@meli6935]

When I was younger I thought it was about vampires. Wish i knew what it actually meant at the time so I didnt play it on front of my family😂😂

[@goldenyanderechan]

Did the same at 8

[@yourbasicwitch4495]

killjoyphannie SAME

[@ermidk321]

same except im 11..........meh i lost my innocence at like 6

[@scolipedestampede4559]

There are alot lof things i expected this song to be. "Catchy" was not one of them.

[@roshanfey]

Scolipede Stampede same and i hate it

[@trialerrorsharer9398]

I respect your opinion uncultured swine

[@wendigo4281]

Ok that's your opinion if you don't like it, don't listen to it. 😂

[@bipede]

tragic

[@wolfcub2513]

I feel that. Its gonna be stuck in my head at work today just like it was yesterday. I'm an almost 18 year old girl who works with men. Thank god I can promise that none of them listen to this cause if I hum it 😂 plus I like to dance in the empty aisles while I work so

[@indigoberrypie]

This is like peak really late 2000s early 2010s and I love it

[@fc-lq4tb]

_According to (and summarizing) this comment section, this song is about a gay sadomasochist vampire and his masochist partner_

[@niloufarmoezzi9139]

So... Louis and Lestat from vampire chronicles?

[@tea4797]

Niloufar Moezzi Wait a damn minute. You’re right

[@johnfeistner467]

Damn thats accurate. Nicely done

[@VikingHorseCreations]

Accurate though😂

[@priskay9414]

Thank you! I was confused and looking for answers if it was right what i thought about the lyrics

[@jamesrobson4894]

I love how everyone’s like ‘omg I listened to this when I was 13 and thought it was about vampires or cannibalism hahah’ and I listened to this when I was 13 and knew full well it was about a gay man bottoming, and as a gay teenager this was my sexual awakening 😂😂

[@eggsbenedict5125]

James Robson same

[@idk-yk1kc]

the fact that i’m 13 rn and i know exactly what this songs means

[@waffler3174]

Bro frr I literally remember blazing this when I was in year 6 and convincing my family it was about vampires when in reality I knew it wasn’t lmao

[@casualarson9248]

Imao I'm 15 and this is on my Crazy Playlist... currently listening to it on repeat 😅

[@waffler3174]

Tay Yo brooo sameee bahaha i vibe to this song at night

[@firstcanonkill1767]

this is why I love this dude tbh, he's explicit, creates music to my taste and doesn't censor himself. If they start a Disney for adults I want this sort of stuff in descendants.

[@m0n075]

I- ah

[@k.g.b5059]

My friend have I got information for you

[@axie4777]

uhh....

[@mummyjohn]

@@axie4777 what's with all these replies?

[@saenekokun2723]

I hope you regret this comment, because on God this doesn't age well 🗿💀

[@HFConsultores]

I...I'm afraid of finding my 15 years old self commenting on this song xDAHAHAHAHHA

[@angelsegasaturn]

I was just 13 years old when I was singing those lyrics, thank god I'm latino and nobody in the house could understand because my mom would have whipped my ass with a belt lol

[@makayladenny995]

Angel XCX lmaoo

[@ejswhore5568]

ouch

[@jennifer408]

Angel XCX im lantio too and my mom would kill me because i like this song more than other song

[@chrisd8747]

I am singing it in a house full of English people and I have no regrets 😂😂 Tf is wrong with me ?😂😂

[@M_ldyCheese]

my -mom- no grandma would have gotten a stick from outside and would have whooped my -ass- no whatever I couldn't cover. I I covered my ass then she would my back, etc. My mom would have picked me up by my hair and would get me with the belt as well. That is why I listen with headphones... I am also Latino but sadly everyone in my household understands English... well.. except for my Great Grandma Which THANKFULLY does not understand English. If she understood English then whoooo... I do NOT want to say what she would do... She will throw you outside (she will literally Pick You Up and Throw You Outside) and make you sleep with the dogs, chickens, or the rabbits (The rabbits are vicious..) She will lock you in the garage She will be all friendly and when you think that she is taking you somewhere fun or whatever.. she will drop you off somewhere and won't come back until its past sundown.. She is a sweet little old lady but DAMN. She is... I have no words to describe her... I mean I am past 13 years of age but damn.. they don't care if you are 5 or if you're 17..

[@yourfootfetish8546]

If your reading this, you have good taste in music.

[@sionnachtuquoise8308]

Lol, thanks Tae

[@tamakiswife327]

Thank you i know

[@caseycat7481]

Thanks for being a *good* influence to any kids who find this, Tae

[@ihatemyself7050]

Don't mean to be this person but like "you're" not your, I cringe at myself for writing this, wtf

[@hate_love1250]

Uno reverse card.

[@GhostedSFM]

Me, a French person who listen to this song for months, and didn't really care about the meaning of the lyrics, read and understand them now: **Gay Panic**

[@Pink_di4mond]

Its gay?

[@Pink_di4mond]

The song?

[@lupusthebitch7059]

@@Pink_di4mond Massively, yes. Simon Curtis is a gay man, this is literally a song about gay sex

[@chlebsmaslem5928]

my 11 year old self had NO business listening to this lmao

[@Sam-lk1yu]

Priest:*in confession both* what brings you here young boy? Me: hm....do you have a email i can send a link to?

[@M_ldyCheese]

Aaaahhh ha ha ha I'm done here.

[@beyondbroken2434]

0_Psychosocial _0 Haha I love your comment😂

[@lestasaxton3892]

So true

[@Sherrie-mc7gy]

👏👏YAZZZZ!!! 💙💙

[@notyourbusiness106]

Hell yasss

[@NancyWheelersHugeassRifle]

That feeling when people think you are innocent as fuck but you listen to songs like this

[@giddymusic4223]

simon curtis and blood on the dancefloor

[@lonitareloni3263]

xPastel.Koushiix same😁👿

[@Rizelden]

xPastel.Koushiix I can relate 😂😂😂

[@ChiakiHatori]

xPastel.Koushiix I just love how you wrote "as fuck" makes me relate to this comment even more.

[@bran._8]

xPastel.Koushiix true

[@TheKimisanna]

I'm so happy i found this song again, i couldnt remember the name of it for the life of me and it took almost an hour of searching different ppls playlists to find it again. I missed this bop so much!

[@devil_spice]

I always knew this song was sexual, I just never knew HOW sexual

[@ultimatebishoujo29]

I’m with you there

[@bread2083]

YES!!

[@geckopecko]

ikr i was not very young but young enough lmao

[@beck_luv]

Same here, little grade 8 me didn’t realize it haha

[@devil_spice]

@@beck_luv bruh six grade me was singing this song like my life depended on it

[@miserylovecompany7556]

Everyone else: Oh my god, I'm going to hell for this Me: * have staring contest with mom who is fluent in English while song play in the background* please, I'm already there.

[@abigailzeman-miner8036]

Misery Love Company. I mean, my family already thinks I'm crazy, so why not go all out. Lmao

[@Potatocrime24-7]

Misery Love Company my mom actually listens to music like this

[@jenniferdavis8935]

me.

[@beksmith8537]

lmao me

[@justadissociativewriter]

My mom is all for this music. THAT'S WHY I LOVE HERR..And well..cause she's my mom. Duh

[@stitchincrime]

11 year old me: i like this tune dunno wut it means tho 15 year old me: *stares at crush while listenin to song making him ultra uncomfortable* 18 year old me: heh heh kinky

[@cygnusalton9207]

11 year old me: I know exactly what this song is about. When people indulge in baby-making activities, sometimes they kiss each other in places other than the face and sometimes the kissing turns to biting. Current me: in a few years, I will experience what is described in this song, YAY!!!(But 11 yard old me IS current me)

[@ivey7421]

11 Year old me: Kinky

[@bittyneko]

Cannibal. Fuck off!

[@hfl_]

0 year old me: in the womb

[@goldenyanderechan]

Lol

[@heystrobery8304]

I havent listened to this song in a year and a half and it just suddenly pops up again and now im obssesed again😭

[@Ilovepurevessel]

over 8 years for me

[@natlee6560]

I searched up "For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert", then I scrolled down and this song appeared. _this song and for your entertainment fit together like a glove _*_wink wink_*

[@Ace_of_hearts_.]

Lol true tho

[@annie6827]

Omg same

[@The_weird_world97]

I looked up masochist/sadist songs and found this beautiful masterpiece.

[@autumnfox523]

Omg that’s how I found this song.

[@sheenaford5089]

Ikr lol

[@fellfell1383]

*HEAVY BREATHING* BEAUTIFUL

[@ramshanoman9915]

Put this in front of my parents Guess I won't have access to KZbin for a long time

[@leona5203]

lol me too xDD

[@sarahlea8319]

MAHOMIE DOLAN TWINS I'm glad my parents don't understand it 😂

[@CostanzaMorchio]

My mom is out of practice and my dad studied english only in middle school...I doubt that they will understand! lol ;)

[@oldgregg963]

MAHOMIE DOLAN TWINS my mom already knows she's the one who played it on her mp3

[@goldenopportunity4544]

lol XD

[@sofialorenzini8026]

this is submissive and breedable put into a song

[@honeybun8823]

Yep

[@DJFireHawk]

I'm 31...how am I only just hearing this song for the first time? O.O the kinky levels are off the charts. I think I have a new favorite song.

[@annakozlow7176]

I'm 29 and I discovered it only month ago. But I love it too! Describes my fantasies :D

[@wolfiethetimberwolf1363]

I'm 12 and discovered it 4 years ago... I'm just now reading the lyrics. My mom heard me listening to this 4 years ago. Help.

[@annysclub7237]

Me: hearing the song in my room My mum: enters the room and does stuff Me: Don't stop listening My mom: leaves the room Me: Thank god she doesn't understand english*-*

[@Mara-oe6fc]

Anny`s Club I fell the same XD.

[@kaboestelle600]

can relate XD

[@rinek.c.8332]

Anny`s Club same XD

[@XsunnyEunhae12]

Same lol

[@TweekLudwig]

I've got English parents so... Time to listen to this in German or some other language I know.. lol

[@kaleykuritz6076]

I was singing this in the hallways at school, not loudly but if you close enough to me you could hear.. Anyway, so the line "Hold my hands above my head and push my face into the bed.." I realized who I was literally right behind, just so happened to be the person I like... who my friend says also likes me. So I sped past him, but I looked at his face and it was bright red. Help?!!?

[@SinfulUser1]

im a bit late, but uh... there's no help for you XDD

[@M_ldyCheese]

Heh.. Same.... EXCEPT... I didn't say it behind my crush... I said it behind a guy that was trying to get in my pants.. He... I'm done talking...

[@jjju3]

fhdjdjdjdh that's iconic lmao, I hope your dating

[@kskullkidwhitewolf4458]

Clorax Bleach this. is . amazing. Just saying.

[@fatimakhan4671]

Keep listening to these songs and I don't think you'll be needing any.

[@butterflytaster5553]

I have never eaten a slice of cake more sensually before

[@Bunjee98]

Butterfly Taster me to lol, now my dad thinks I'm retarded

[@terriblyclawed]

Mizuki Shiba M E

[@thatgenderlessdog3868]

Butterfly Taster rip flesh cake *the world's smallest violin*

[@Lilly-xq6px]

I have never eaten some meatballs so intense

[@melanjaphet]

I have never ate a cucumber so slowly

[@rhiannonarvin5408]

Most people: I SHOWED THIS SONG TO MY PARENTS AND NOW IM GROUNDED!!! DX Me: I SHOWED THIS TO MY MOM AND NOW SHE WENT STOP LISTENING!!! XD

[@BladeOfSteel-Sword_Saint]

LOL XD

[@edgel0rd533]

Rhiannon Arvin Me:I DIDNT SHOW THIS SONG TO MY MOM BECAUSE I... well.... idk

[@Supernatural3878]

Rhiannon Arvin I remember hearing this with my ex girlfriend and she pretty much sang along XD

[@jamesmullenix6175]

Wow

[@lolk7726]

XD why would you even show this to your mom

[@judeviscera3575]

imagine a burger saying this haha

[@evansecencefan1435]

I love how this whole comment section is disaster bottoms and youre just over here "iMaGiNe If BöRGeř"

[@ariaz1112]

I am TRYING not not burst out laughing because my parents are in the same room 😂😂😂😂

[@judeviscera3575]

@@evansecencefan1435 if that ain't a metaphor for my entire existence

[@judeviscera3575]

@Tasha Rowe u get that fricking bancon burger

[@judeviscera3575]

@Tasha Rowe oh rip

[@arniekyle4128]

LMAO I remember as a kid thinking this was sooooo inappropriate it’s so tame as an adult it’s just campy

[@alexanderuriostegui7969]

Crush: So what’s your favorite song? Me:....

[@zargontari1639]

My crush actually likes this song, I am here because of him.

[@galaxypotato5660]

SEX SONGS

[@biancatibayan6791]

Me: If you don't like this song then bye

[@cynicismpiee]

It's so funny how many of his songs I listened to when I was younger, knowing they were dirty. And now that I'm older I'm like "Hell yeah, turn up the kinky gay dude's music"

[@AwkwardPaws303]

bruhhhh, i don't even remember liking this comment, i was just scrolling through and saw that it was already liked and i was like, 'holy crap, i knew that i liked this song when i was like 14, but DAMN i don't remember liking half of these comments lolol'