Simp gets HUMILIATED by his long time crush

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[@AbaNPreach]

So apparently we got it wrong. According to the "alleged simp" and the butt stuff girl, they did kiss, it wasnt super awkward, it was just edited that way and they were made to look bad. They went on 1 or 2 dates afterwards so we may have been too hard on the "alleged simp". For that, we owe homeboy an apology. That being said, "The Cut" did him dirty and this is why you always record any interview or project you get involved with for a media company. Them mawfawkas will twist your words however they please, turn your voice recording app on your phone ppl, snakes out here.

[@richnwan9854]

Also she had a crush on him, not the other way around.

[@AntiSoraXVI]

I was just coming back to the comment section to say exactly this. I made a comment about how I got with a woman who called me boring and would you look at that.

[@flacoplays5714]

Just finished watching and came to the comments to read this. I genuinely feel bad for actually thinking that girl was so full of her self and treating other dude like sh*t. Thanks for the videos guys. Keep it up. I always love both you guys takes on topics.

[@TheloniousP]

bro still looked super weak... couldnt answer no questions... id like to see what happens in a few months... aint no way she stays with him.

[@robertpeterson2551]

Wow, why they do the bruh like that? I guess they didn't want too many chill bruhs winning on the show.

[@dayko1329]

We’ve just seen the beginnings of this man’s villain origin story.

[@UnexpectedWonder]

LOL. 😁😁😂😂🤣🤣😋😋

[@alexigbanoi]

🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@josecuervo8487]

Hahahaha

[@110metsfan]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Out_the_matrix]

He bouta sip that Toxic Masculinity Juice

[@daspanda-brrawesom-o4698]

So deep in the friend zone he met her boyfriends parents 😂😂

[@BlackWolfInc277]

SAVAGE KILL!!!

[@gdaebb9179]

But wasn't she in the friend-Zone?.....She is the one that had a crush on him.

[@nathanielbryan2104]

500th like

[@blackjinx9016]

FINISH HIM!!!!

[@keithwilliams1018]

Damn

[@SonOfABitch777]

I'm going to put it bluntly. If you have a long-time crush, you're already fucking up. You've got to express those feelings quickly and directly.

[@technicaldeathmetalhead]

Facts. Women make a decision on whether they like you or not pretty quickly. A man has to be decisive.

[@jessicaheller3076]

It was actually the girl that had the crush

[@jesamavi]

​@@jessicaheller3076Wich is even sader because the guy already had a huge advantage at his favor, but still manage to screw it.

[@jordannainoca230]

That dude with thr red beenie giving his crush an 8 for the kiss...was actually genius...its gon drive her crazy that she gon try her ass off to prove to him that she can give a 10 because thats how she views herself. You could see it on her face when she reacted to the 8. Kudos to you my guy for pulling it off...you smooth criminal you

[@imgettingold9407]

That dude was straight game.... he probably gets alot more than people would expect

[@jordannainoca230]

@@imgettingold9407 I wouldn't be surprised homie

[@A.S._Trunks]

That sounds like copium ngl

[@jordannainoca230]

@@A.S._Trunks psychology bro...beautiful thing.

[@jaeva7276]

@@A.S._Trunks wdym copium bruh it literally worked they literally made out lmfao

[@Lethalbanter]

Friendzone implies friendly behaviour. She straight bullied him.

[@Thunderth]

hes seems like a good guy but this man straight up has no game

[@JaysAmean]

sources and other comments are saying she had a crush on him. She wanted him to be a certain way.

[@og_darkskin_1182]

Nah she just honest

[@chadeonjohnson6837]

Xavier Williams yes but read the pinned comment

[@seefnawar1202]

@@Thunderth this comment is so true it hurts

[@RoboticsNShenanigans]

Her: What's the kinkiest thing you've done? Him: This conversation.

[@stephenbredl1782]

I lol'd for real on this. Good shit.

[@curiouscaseofsharonchristi8256]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@mandalor-8315]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@venetiancopper6032]

Lol

[@shinobieevee5941]

Facts tho 😂😂😂

[@tl6932]

He's not pathetic. He should have walked out. He may be used to treating women like ladies. Not everyone is sexually explicit.

[@x_ban]

Simping and being a gentleman are not the same thing. And he is simping

[@itz.deerius4152]

Not every woman deserves to be treated like a lady

[@raphaelyvens3974]

​@@itz.deerius4152 😂😂

[@Itzzmeagain28]

He's pathetic

[@MiguelRPD]

​@@x_banHe's not simping. The crush sits on the left chair in this video. He ain't interested in her.

[@austinnsuff6576]

Honestly, she just seems like a bully to me. Very aggressive and belittling. He might not be into the same stuff you are sweetheart, calm down. I feel bad for him honestly. Find a girl who will appreciate you and treat you with respect.

[@9r0t0typ3]

She had a crush on him and brought HIM there only to drag him. That shit toxic

[@austinnsuff6576]

@@9r0t0typ3 agreed

[@chrisdubs1928]

Disagree. He's beyond sad. He won't even answer the damn questions OR laugh/crack a joke at her answers.

[@elsandayirukiye6835]

@@chrisdubs1928 exactly, they acting like he doesn't know who she is. She's legit being so obvious so that there's legit no other way to comprehend what she said. Bruhhhh that's a grown man

[@obiwankenobi661]

i agree, he should find someone who suits him. that being said, shes not a bully. shes into dominant/alpha men. the "bad boy" types. of course she might also be confused about the fact that those types will be long-term relationship material, but that doesnt change what she is into. im more mad at him for being into her... either he legit doesnt go outside and talk to women, or hes extremely superficial for having a crush over her looks..

[@McDnyss]

It's called a crush, because you get crushed by them.

[@z54964380]

Oh I never got that

[@teresaquinteroterejova8741]

Jajajaj

[@acharich]

😭

[@Penutbutta50cal]

Straight facts 🔥

[@commonsensedatcom]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@pedropierre9594]

“ You sound boring “ - bruh’s soul left his body, this the arc before he trains his body and becomes a black knight

[@tellemonhigh4634]

Can’t wait for the tournament arc

[@jackknight4020]

Poor dude doesn’t seem like he’s had life experiences.

[@TheDeathMantis]

Had no soul to begin with.

[@SippingVino]

Matthew Dill it was better in the manga, the author had more time to develop the characters

[@pedropierre9594]

TheDeathMantis ok

[@checkmattee222]

She's an absolute bully. Doesn't care about his feelings and was just too brutal with him. And the guy seemed so nice, I feel so bad for him. Hope he can recover from this cause he deserves better.

[@MK-hw2ir]

Understand now where “nice guys finish last” comes from💀

[@checkmattee222]

@@MK-hw2ir it's such a sad reality.

[@MK-hw2ir]

@@checkmattee222 and the girls created it, can’t deny that

[@Boapavedtheway]

@@MK-hw2ir sure ...

[@LethalByChoice]

@@franciscoduran74 Yes and no. No one is owed anything, sure, but no one deserves to be bullied because they feel superior.

[@manischkreativ8868]

Poor guy. He comes across so sweet. Deserves better. Just hope he won't fall into these destructive echo chambers

[@ke.po.]

There's honestly nothing wrong with the girl. I was mad at him too tbh. It's okay to be sweet, but not in this case. Dude has the backbone of a jellyfish.

[@Silence-and-Violence]

​@ke.po. meh, if he's looking for serious stuff then some hoore talking about loving butt stuff and can't wait until she gets torn up uranusally - makes sense why he could respond like this. If his primary objective was getting his schlick wet or wearing out booty hole then he totally blew it and is a failure. If he was looking for a real, loyal, worthwhile partner, maybe even a wife, then he did just fine.

[@DavidBenson2]

She was purposely dragging him. That’s not your friend. She’s your bully dog lol.

[@adrianchatman5734]

Dude agreed! This chick is not his friend at all. It makes me wonder how many times he was there for her but how many times she was there for him.

[@princemoore845]

Sad part is he doesn't see it! The simp is strong in this one!!!

[@tadiwadzino8225]

Tell em wassup. This was not cute and my man was subjecting himself to all this. She's the kind of girl that doesn't like nice guys.

[@coreyveggies9894]

Tadiwa Dzinotyiwei but also the kind to complain or be upset when she’s constantly mistreated by ‘bad’ guys

[@tadiwadzino8225]

@@coreyveggies9894 And the cycle continues. Women like her are the reason why we think they are crazy in general. She wants that 'bad' guy because she thinks she can turn him nice and keep some of her favorite toxic traits.

[@AnditoGamer]

She keeps the homie in the freezer for emotional support. My dude just move on.

[@the_gratefulgamer]

He not even in the friendzone. He in the gay friendzone. The only way he ever hitting that. Is if he saves her and her momma life on her grandma's birthday which is Christmas and a gunmen is involved. And of course she's both drunk and high.

[@Daroola415]

@@the_gratefulgamer your comment has me in tears laughing so hard.

[@riadhgharbi7985]

@@the_gratefulgamer not even will get that simp laid xD watching that dude made a couple of mustache hairs fall xD

[@thedovahkiin1999]

Call that boy ice cream 🍦

[@CalebJF88]

It's funny cuz she has the crush on him

[@Diabelek666]

My man and I had a conversation about our looks when we started dating. First, he said I'm a 10, so I called him on his bullshit. So he admitted that I'm 7/10. I rated him as 7 as well and we agreed on that. We've been living our best lives as two happy lucky 7s for a few years now.

[@Diabelek666]

@@gg8264 odds are I'm 3 and it doesn't change the fact that it doesn't matter. You can be a 10 and be a miserable moron. At the same time you can be a happy 2. Does that change anything? No, it's just looks.

[@Prince_Dracula]

@@Diabelek666 the 10s are miserable. not now but once they are out of their prime

[@Silence-and-Violence]

​@@Prince_Draculameh, that's cope bro. I ain't a ten by any means but I know plenty of super good looking people that made good choices and are super happy in middle age and later. I know plenty of foxy moms who were extremely pretty girls who got married and had families and they're super happy at 50+. It's not being a 10 that makes you miserable when you're not hot anymore. It's using your looks as your only personality trait even if you're only a 6 and then never finding the things that bring long term human happiness like loyal partners, family, and genuine friendships and loving, virtuous communities.

[@mortalkomment8028]

She roasted him. She was full of contempt and pity for him. It was brutal to watch. He never had a chance.

[@Strugglertrades]

She wants him around so he can VALIDATE her. Plain and simple

[@dayko1329]

Plain and SIMPle

[@Back2thebasics24]

Fo sho

[@SpliffyHusk]

Not her fault, everyone has a choice. Dudes really think being nice and timid gets pussy, and that fact that they think this behavior gets them sex is no different than men that approach women in a sexual manner

[@Isweariamnotmainstream]

@@SpliffyHusk and that's why they need help from somebody else

[@Frosty_tortuga]

So he should bounce

[@regulator5521]

“I never seen any final fantasy character have kids” 🤣🤣🤣

[@emzkoe3904]

Lulu and Wakka

[@edgyquinn7223]

Jecht too

[@Aaron.M88]

Cecil and rosa from ff4 pt 2

[@handsomejack3444]

Oh yeah yeah

[@icezantthatoneguy6042]

Cecil and Rosa

[@onmywayto974]

I feel bad for dude. That he was actually friends with her for years. Damn. Maybe he needed a wake up call.

[@Prince_Dracula]

maybe? nigga needs a real father figure. being nice dosent work

[@christhompson7840]

"I need you to take a drink. That's lame." *goes to the shadowrealm*

[@frankdodd3355]

He's so deep in the friend zone he joined the sitcom.

[@monkekun3033]

The simpson

[@jackwillis680]

He did it to himself tho, he had plenty of opportunities to claw his way out but he just didn’t say shit

[@chef3765]

That’s a bar

[@njeko_]

Bro he's HER crush. All the crushes sit on the left and the people who have a crush on them sit on the left so that makes it even more painful

[@ahnrho]

Damn.

[@gripskiddly9777]

“She’s whiter than the backdrop”😂😂😂 underrated

[@MMTT193]

This is gold thank you two 🙏🏽 Always cheer me up and make me laugh so hard 😂👌🏽🙏🏽🤍

[@dekuvisuals9847]

That simp will become a great villain oneday

[@imaybeanidiotbut9338]

Stolen comment

[@TheoCynical]

Read their new tag.

[@imgreedyblahblah3028]

That simp later went on to become the famous singer The Weeknd

[@terrenceangling8505]

I used to be a lover boy that ho turned me to a savage-young nudy

[@Anime_Boy313]

I like the Bleach Profile pic

[@WhatIsItToBurn]

The simp seems like a good guy, but he needs to sort himself out. She isn't in a league above him, she is in a different sport.

[@BigSocksProds]

lol lol lol

[@TheShowOff2I]

Lord Chumpington She ain’t that cute tho

[@Wickedthtz]

She's football... He's kickball.

[@shinobitoby]

She was literally all looks to this guy

[@DJkidc1]

@@Wickedthtz lol damn

[@eddielatino9]

Yo going back to episodes like this remind me why I follow these dudes. They gotta bring this energy back!

[@Archer-hg9rw]

the dread guy won the lottery and then said "I'm not sure damn", like she was giving you a test bro and she wanted you to pass so bad but you still failed.

[@kingmwila]

That shy dude is the "free meal" in the girl's phone

[@Bigp352]

🤣😂🤣

[@eliseenvisionz7588]

DAMN!

[@stoplookinent4791]

The fact a women can do that u shud look at them a certain kinda way now

[@mr.waffles9434]

🙂😀😂🤣

[@celestial.guardian]

I feel like he purposely didn’t give her a 10/10 on that kiss so she’d give him another one to boost her ego. My guy knew what he was doin 😆

[@Masa6x]

Damn right, he played it right, the simp guy woulda been like omg 10/10 if he got one, and that would made him seem like a dweeb

[@ryuben3935]

Masamoto6 dweeb 😂😂😂

[@JayKelShua]

Man said he had a crush on her for 7 years. He carefully planned and calculated his responses.

[@RasenRendanX]

4D chess my boi

[@RasenRendanX]

@@Masa6x dweeb I never seen that word since the 2000s lol

[@evropatsar4282]

I’ve been binge watching your guys channel since yesterday and I can’t stop watching 😂 the chemistry and vibe and pov are immaculate

[@gabrielmoore5467]

literally me 😭😭🤣

[@RKmndo]

You guys seem like you have an AWESOME time making these videos. Keep killing it.

[@nofap9596]

"YOU SO BORING" everyone watching this video:* pauses their phone's to take a moment of silence, for we know that man's soul left his body*

[@kireedang6139]

I was like damnn, I felt it from my phone 😂

[@4MonsterhunterStory]

It's even more awkward if you know that the guy is actually her crush who got invited by her 😂

[@chrisholmes4037]

Hahaha!!! Yeah pretty much!

[@nikolainightwolf1779]

I did that

[@sdHansy]

Why are you watching youtube on your phones. WTH is the matter with you people?

[@jeremythompson6822]

She strikes me as someone who don't want you but don't want no one else to have you either.

[@thatsdaniellelol]

Ugh...that’s such a gross person to be

[@bullet5760]

That sht be mind boggling😂😂😂😂😂

[@anth0ni33]

I've been the guy in this kinda scenario. It's terrible. Thank God I escaped😂😂

[@jeremythompson6822]

@@bullet5760 man im telling you😆

[@jeremythompson6822]

@@anth0ni33 at some point we all been there...

[@chelificent49]

Preach's "get manmanw" with the uppercut has me dying 🤣

[@rallerufs]

That was extremely painful to watch, being insecure and shy on camera is one thing but that was nothing short of humiliating, at the same time she think she's so much more attractive than she actually is. Riley balanced it out a bit though, took the bull by the horns and ran with it.

[@meahoohenehene]

" Id hang out with you again." Translation: "i might need a ride to the airport someday."

[@Gilded-girl]

The Harlequin- Lol yea , or “Ya know , I’m moving next week- wanna help?” 😂

[@solomon4332]

At that point she knew she owned him. He's good for all kinds of favours.

[@mysticm1736]

Cody Levinson its true , I’ve seen it so many times for a girl, I’d laugh and sit back.

[@asandax6]

Or a ride to her boyfriends house.

[@miguelhuerta4126]

@@asandax6 Damn

[@nmad6432]

The confident girl was testing him. She WANTS to get dominated. She was testing his assertiveness and he failed 😔👌

[@Politegirl686]

👌

[@asparrow9876]

Wait, so you're saying she baited him with a kinky topic to lure out the kink in him; But he failed? Did I read the situation right? How do you know it's a shit test? Based on the type of information she chooses to divulge?

[@Dev-In-Denver123]

Well, yea

[@GirlsChase]

This dude knows shit tests

[@treyaugusttv]

FACTS

[@TriniCrew]

I consider myself to be very self-aware, I found myself in a similar situation and straight up told the girl I don't think it was fair to me that we spend a lot of time together but the guy you seeing is a total twat but he gets to smash you, "and for that reason, I am out! "

[@scar8907]

I slightly disagree with your self aware statement, you have self respect, you hold yourself to a higher standard, a trait most men today have lost, good on you king

[@MarzOnline92]

Good on you sir.

[@noceboaffect3187]

You probably have poor decision making skills if you were attracted to a girl like that in the first place

[@whos_raz6814]

A year later and I come back to this gem. Apparently the freaky girl had a crush on the dread boy, not the other way around. R.I.P

[@Umeshukitsune]

What??? No way!!!

[@ProgrammedForDamage]

Sephera is most likely her "goth" name. Her real name is probably Joan or something like that.

[@ferofax]

She hates her real identity so much she prefers her fake name

[@chevon1920]

Amy or becca

[@kingragnork]

Her real name is Juana Peace Ovme

[@ItsNessaTho]

@@kingragnork wait...actually? Lol

[@The_CIA]

*KAREN.*

[@DJMoiyMoiy]

"I'm Sephira." *One Winged Angel starts playing.*

[@sasshil4202]

I acc really love the name lol

[@jamessummers5936]

*clenches buster sword and equips materia*

[@LukaDonesnitch]

Crush starts having headaches & flashbacks visions on an old tv monitor.

[@FractalPrism.]

bruh, i could hear it soon as she said her name LOL

[@Kuribohchaos8]

Her simp Man is Cloud and she's always like, come chase me Cloud. Find me!

[@MissSuperNerd]

Preach's facial expressions and overall reactions.... Chef's kiss. I am screaming 😂😂😂😂

[@xenopain1319]

Its a shame people will laugh at him but dude probably has a really good soul which we need more of

[@agiyx8591]

They edited it to make both look bad

[@chadpowell1832]

These guys are like the 2 dudes in high school that everyone loves

[@dogesosa]

Man i would love to hang out with these guys. They're funny as hell 😂

[@HJules-cw6fb]

Word up

[@EriPages]

@Reuben C you're a faux stoic. Realize this is an entertainment channel, and they're skilled entertainers.

[@UltimateBallaPOM]

@Reuben C you're not wrong.

[@DepthFromAbove]

Beavis & butthead?

[@heartlesshalf-breed514]

When we were dating, I rated my wife a 7/10 in bed... it’s been 8 years and she brings it up in almost every seldom fight. Lmao

[@khayelihlembambo9348]

I'm sorry mate 😂

[@thomas-stilinski8149]

Damn lol

[@OkurkaBinLadin]

That burn, though.

[@Drozzilla]

One of the worst fuck ups I've made. When me and my current gf were just fwb I jokingly said she was a 7/10 and she still holds it over my head. She a 12 to me now but she just won't accept it

[@RaymaMcClure]

“Almost every seldom fight” This part made my brain do a backflip

[@kevo1110]

Just found you guys, but I've already watched a ton of your videos, and this one is easily my favourite so far. Thanks guys!

[@danielharvey1714]

Guys this was such a good episode the pain of the past came through but sooooo much TRUTH in this clip. Preach!!! 🙌🏽

[@newera3443]

My dude needs to get his life together and not deal with someone like her.

[@kaby3183]

i have to admit that dude was an absolute soyboy

[@opuil]

@Malachi Vitale he was stressed he definitely needed to relax but I heard she was going after him tho which is still weird

[@opuil]

@Malachi Vitale that's the edits for u they even kissed but at the same time they dont need to be together

[@Lathander81]

I actually liked that girl..he just wasnt her type. He should realize that and move on but he probably wont lol

[@sambeezy007]

The dude was scared and the girl was (in my opinion) overconfident about herself

[@judybash9393]

"i will definitely have you eat me out whiles playing video games" damn... That escalated at the speed of light.

[@davidp4270]

I would have gave her a ring after that answer

[@smilingjackl]

@@davidp4270 yep

[@joyboy1720]

need that

[@smilingjackl]

@@joyboy1720 don't we all lol

[@archbishopofthecrusades9579]

Me, Aba, and just about everyone else fell in love right there.

[@natnaelasfaw7333]

i love this version of aba and preach. not only focusing on the commentary and giving a lotta vibes... i love it

[@amethysttravis4894]

I love your channel. Super bon contenu. J'adore💗

[@duncan2by4]

She didn't even wait for the FINISH HIM, before doing the Fatality.

[@prozierozie5692]

She gave him that Sub-Zero Brutality.

[@thatyellowfellow]

That's why it was a brutality mate. Executed mid combo. Guy was getting BULLLLIIIIEEEDDD XD

[@RasenRendanX]

@Inebriatd nah that guy IS FRIENDSHIPS

[@friendly1870]

fellas trust me. stop simpin.

[@ZatoBravo]

Yea MERCY ain't a thing rn.

[@sistaslayage924]

Even if she wasn’t interested; she didn’t have to throw so much shade.☹️

[@louiswilliams984]

True. Some women make it a point to remind you that you aren’t 💩 to them at every turn. She could’ve been more considerate of his feelings though.

[@andreself225]

Right let's be honest this that pretty girl in Jr high that keeps everybody in class longer because she think she smart and cute 🤮🔫

[@kelvinnguyen6048]

It's fake. Lol acting for the camera

[@iskathegr8]

nah my boy needs some harsh lessons he took his simping wayyy to far where he couldn't even tell her the freaky shit hes imagined doing to her.

[@goondocksaints9597]

Jing Jing! (Thai language for 'True Dat') There's a wide line between 'not interested' and 'outright contempt'.

[@georgecrespo370]

I never comment on videos and I used to think reaction videos were for clout chacers. but I like these guys. I think its good how they have self respect and genuine opinions.

[@theonecharles3469]

The chest beat from preach hyping him up got me hyped

[@Dakarn]

"I dare you to kiss me or take a shot." *immediately pours a double* Ouch... Not even ET could heal that burn.

[@lionelhutz5137]

👽 be good Ellyyy-uht 👉🌟

[@iyalladinney5598]

Flex tape can’t fix that

[@masonbrw]

I felt his pain,lol

[@FatherShaun]

I told a chick she was 10/10 and she got mad saying "so I'm not an 11?" LOL

[@subg8858]

Sounds about right

[@scrambledmegdresqlol569]

Lol The vast majority are in the 5 to 7 range. How are there this many girls that think they’re 10s? I had a boyfriend that told me I was a 10. I thought: Whut? Stahp lying!!! lololololol

[@dragoneye6229]

I had a girl break up with me because I said I was more attractive then her. Don't ask questions you won't like the answer to. Especially considering how brutally honest I am.

[@BijinMCMXC]

DragonEye any self respecting woman would have broken up with you. You aren’t too bright.

[@FatherShaun]

@@scrambledmegdresqlol569 i mean some girls think they are 5 to 7 but in the eyes of their loved one, if their personality is great their own physical looks go up from whatever it is to a 10 imo.

[@MrSexymonsta1]

I love the energy in this video. I’m dying of laughter.

[@jahfaricoumarbatch3947]

wow. this is the very first Aba & Preach video I watched. So happy the algorithm put me on when this came out. Luv y'all up to now. To this Day

[@Mixwell1983]

He's soo deep in the friendzone they could be brother and sister.

[@Moh_arman]

*laughs in Alabama*

[@ethanguest3438]

Like step brother and sister?

[@user-ot7jd9dt7t]

Sister and sister*

[@acharich]

@@Moh_arman 😭😭😭

[@VertesaGaming]

Brother! Im stuck in the sink!.

[@masonangelo5322]

If a girl ever claims she is a perfect 10, tell her to prove it

[@ma2443]

exactly but then again theyre puss probably be stinkin like a whole damn fish market, come in the room thinking its gonna be the best day of your life but then she takes her trousers down and all you see is a godamn pastrami sandwich that contains a smell you never even knew existed

[@MadamKaiju]

True

[@masonangelo5322]

Fair point

[@samlsd9711]

@@ma2443 Exactly!

[@rubylove9475]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 good one

[@unyameena1459]

ill never simp again for the rest of my life thank you aba preach

[@Topboy_1Mc]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kevinethan5751]

Amen lol

[@nosedive616]

I just discovered A&P yesterday n been binging lol n it’s been fun n games but the PAIN I just watched my boy go through 😭😭😭😭

[@andysaldivar9703]

Dreads should've just gotten up and walked away mid sentence

[@bb-3653]

At which sentence though.

[@Kdotkon]

Wtf!? He luuuuub her! Why tf would he take his chances from 0.0000000432 to -0? Lol

[@herbertwesley5877]

Apparently the cut edited the video to make them look bad kinda a dick move coming from them my boy looks like a massive simp.

[@collinsgichuhi8255]

"You sound so boring" Every guy watching this: oooooooooooooooooooooh

[@divitiaevictoria9605]

Facts dawg. My exact reaction 🤣

[@Nick-pm2nj]

I was the 68th like I am getting my brother to be the 69th like we are American heroes

[@markshay7153]

69th like! -I got you bro

[@collinsgichuhi8255]

Nice

[@markc8864]

I've been in his position before but worse. He should've just walked out like "i'm done it's over i take the L"

[@ReggaePanda]

Pain...absolute pain

[@bellolegends]

Aba & preach y’all my guys y’all hella hilarious continue doing what y’all doing got love for you guys

[@edgyquinn7223]

Girl: Eat me out while I play COD Me: Say goodbye to your KD Ratio

[@epiphanyliveson4742]

Oh, its going negative real fast ;)

[@jcnot9712]

Win

[@islandguy2535]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kwameisfunny]

Girl: my KD ratio got better Him: ....what

[@garylee3845]

With that girl i think you would be licking out the remains of the last 5 guys that got in there in the last week. Hard pass.

[@AnthonyOfficial_]

Girl: Eat me out while I play video games Aba: DEMONS OUR QUEEN HAS BEEN FOUND 🤣

[@tadiwadzino8225]

When that other girl said "I'm trying to get to anal" Aba: *I like that*

[@Flo-hy3zq]

And he's married... Wtf.

[@cham888]

Naw, preach is the one who's married.

[@saphyrentg3223]

@@Flo-hy3zq Preach is married, aba isn't

[@frostymcfreezyfreeze2801]

MY MANS, i ve been in the same EXACT spot as that dude. I was with a girl that was constantly humiliating me like that and i used to freeze up and couldnt really answer to her teasing, but the weird shit was that I could tell that she was into me. The problem was that she wanted a dominant guy that coulf put her in her place when she said shit like that right into his face and I rly wanted to be that, but my confidence was rly low for various reasons at the time. We ended up splitting, cuz she was toxic as fuck (she wasnt just rude to me, she had a lot toxic traits) and after spending some time alone, working on my problems I found myself and I can be that assertive and dominant personality for girls that are actually worth it. If you wanna be submissive and find a girl boss, dom, mommy, whatever, thats you and its perfectly ok. But seeing my guy freezing up like that, I dont think thats what he s searching for. I think he knows exactly what to say but doesnt have the confidence to say it. If he s anything like me he has a fear of being judged or even has performance stress and cant really act the way he wants. Cuz I used to be like that in front of bratty behaviour... and BELIEVE ME when I say that im into bratty girls. So yeah, I recently realised that I m not like that guy anymore and my advice to stop being like that, is to find the main source of whatever makes you embarrassed of your own self or even afraid of them and deal with it. Your biggest enemy is yourself my man. Cuz you re the one making it more difficult than it has to be, by magnifying your problems or being afraid of the perception others have of you

[@OGPimpin]

My man. Never stop working on yourself and always keep pushing forward

[@landmindssoul4636]

I got that from this guy. Poor guy got humiliated by this girl. I understand how fustrated she was but she didn't have to shout at him. I just hope this guy takes it as a wake up call and learns to respect himself more.

[@agiyx8591]

Nah they both were edited to be made looked bad. Some of ya all need to read the pinned comment.

[@theindecisivegamer5036]

I literally couldn't stop laughing this entire video

[@GameN3rdz]

Ikr so funny

[@HVNNXBEE]

This woman is not his friend she’s his DOM

[@thepsychicpeach8425]

😂dats real the moment i read that i just realized how much her attitude and personality would reflect somn like that

[@DairangerSentai7]

His what? What's that mean?

[@thepsychicpeach8425]

@@DairangerSentai7 A Dominatrix, Look it up

[@acharich]

💀💀💀

[@jimpapadakis7960]

Not even that, she's just a bully.

[@lucyann1573]

Here's the thing, y'all. That guy with braids is not ugly at all. He just needs some confidence, some self esteem, and somebody to airlift him out of this awkward ass situation. He seems so weak.

[@Antonio_4]

Doesn't lack of confidence make you look ugly?

[@alimaxxie]

@@Antonio_4 fr

[@lucyann1573]

@@Antonio_4 Um...yeah like if I were to give him dating advice I'd tell him it's a big turn off for sure. We don't want a man we can walk all over. Sorry. That's a lie. MOST women don't want that.

[@thorfaxx6027]

@@lucyann1573 That's toxic

[@yayra5852]

Maybe he's not just interested,remember she's the one with the crush on him. Besides she said she was drawn to him cos he was reserved,I mean he's acting reserved lol why she tryna change what drew him to her tho.

[@joose_5485]

Man y’all reviews are hilarious 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@hwoods8155]

She wasn't bullying the guy, he was afraid to speak up.

[@thefunguy5069]

It was both

[@ashcash3497]

She was mad cocky but that dude needed to say something.

[@nene.6512]

Nah b, cocky girls are the wave. You just gotta be confident yourself. That dude was just a submissive dude.

[@HayWoodJobLoMe]

@@nene.6512 nah they aint, but some people like that so to each their own

[@RiderInRed]

Think she was pushing him to finally lash out so she’d get some of that wild stuff, but no the guy was too low energy.

[@willharry6835]

I don't think she was cocky at all. Like the others said, the dude was so passive and not in a masculine frame. I guarantee you if she was with a guy who had confidence and could hold masculine frame, she would be acting different. The guy is just such a SIMP it's hard to watch.

[@acharich]

@@HayWoodJobLoMe 💀😂💀

[@koala.justakoala4287]

These dudes’ chemistry with each other is on another level

[@micky_knuckles]

For real though! I don't know how I got here but I am in love!! The guy with the longer hair/black shirt is my favorite for sure! I want to hang out with them.

[@Mari-ck7pm]

😭😭😭😭me too! I wanna hang out. Lol.

[@SkillTogehterHD]

@@micky_knuckles Smoke some good stuff they def smoking weed occasingly :D

[@ntvm4749]

i'm lucky me and my best friend are even more like that lmfao

[@checkmattee222]

It's called friendship.

[@danyahlaarayah7016]

She basically said to the friend zone that you had the chance but you blew it, him not saying anything made him sound boring i.e. bedroom wise to her she literally stuck it on him and he went shy not once twice she gave him the chance to make something up on the spot and he crumbled 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@rvziel_kain]

You guys are right on the money!!!👏👏👏👏🤝

[@deemays12]

The brother with the dreadlocks getting played and lowkey disrespected was cringe. She was only there to get her ego boosted.

[@KhaliKaizen]

There wasn't nothing low-key about that disrespect. Ray Charles could see all of that disrespect right there.

[@taka4059]

@@KhaliKaizen So much disrespect even Stevie Wonder could see it.

[@armandohenriquez2103]

She's definitely a narc

[@brycecoleman2476]

Br0k3n_FGC [CB Riptor] boy Stevie wonder saw that thing coming like superstition 😂😂

[@Jellyclaws221]

She was ready to kiss him and all that. He was just being sooooooo ackward it was hard to watch. It was like he was talking to a celebrity, not just a regular girl.

[@eliotebeats1430]

"To boost my confidence" Im'a stop right here I think I already had enough..

[@oz_jones]

If it was me in that situation, I would have walked. Time is too short.

[@datguyphil391]

Woman scare me.

[@KG-jw4jg]

@@datguyphil391 y

[@datguyphil391]

@@KG-jw4jg woman don't really respect men's emotions and Im an emotional person hence I'm scared of woman

[@user-de3zr4ym7s]

@@datguyphil391 that's like me saying I'm scared of all men because they're all agressive and attack and yell at everyone. Everyone's different I like emotional guys I don't care about appearance, I dated a guy that was 5ft 1 and showed his emotions, until we mutually broke up to move to different places, we're still friends.

[@samukelisiwemudau3553]

Aba and Preach boosting my confidence right now

[@brian-hj2fz]

Just really started checking out your content and you guys are toooo funny!😂

[@AP-tk2bb]

“If I was your secs slave what’s the first thing you’d ask me to do?” Free yourself 😂😂😂😂😂

[@punani_slayer4209]

I'd make some MOTHERFUCKING MONEY BABYYYYYYYY

[@Latinblood59]

He messed up his opportunity so bad 🤦🏽‍♂️😂

[@allensmith8459]

"We don't know if this is gonna be a cringe report" I've seen this video. It is most certainly a cringe report

[@Dayonetheone]

Ahaha

[@kennethgivens8683]

😂😂😂😂

[@janethammer3865]

Any given Sunday... you will not take this from me baby!!!!

[@deedub7558]

This by far is my favorite Aba and Preach video. I can’t stop laughing

[@flashounet6086]

He needs a good humiliation so that he can stop acting like a simp and start respecting himself.

[@crimson_kerbec7417]

Some dudes will take humiliation and still think they might have a chance. What he needs is a friend to tell him straight truth.

[@MRBlack01234]

He need a friend who can slap him hard with red pill.

[@rontalks8953]

@@crimson_kerbec7417 from experience even a friend might not be enough...he's going to have to go through the storm and soak in the water of pain...to learn

[@110metsfan]

It’s a journey he has to go through, hopefully he respects himself more

[@crimson_kerbec7417]

@@rontalks8953 you're definitely right, I know I had to take a big L before I finally got my head right.

[@pauliePwalnuts]

People like her are not evil, but their self importance and lack of empathy really do make them poor example of humans.

[@themissingpeace7956]

It's called narcissism

[@pauliePwalnuts]

@@themissingpeace7956 ha that's the word i was looking for. It's amazing to watch. I don't understand how it can get that bad without it being corrected by friends and family. Has to be someone in their life who let's them know.

[@bradbarfuss6472]

@@pauliePwalnuts They only act that way around far reachers, people not in their inner circle or family

[@idontwhy3132]

I appreciate how pinpoint this comment is

[@thedoublehelix5661]

Nah I love how honest she was being. At least she's not a snake and is up front with what she wants / how she feels

[@Fafafohi]

You guys were out of control in this one 😂😂😂😂

[@MikeStewardII]

This was one of my favorite videos! 😂

[@agbordaniels]

Never seen a black man with no game like this guy with dreads in my entire 35 years of existence

[@micahhill4786]

Daniel Jacobs I agree when I saw him, I was like this guy going to show off his swag. Then the nice guy came out of him and I said damn he is me but more of a simp kind.

[@1Flyingfist]

@Venom's Pain The same same people that perpetuate this cycle of BS 😏😂.

[@jeremiahnoar7504]

Daniel Jacobs allow me to introduce myself

[@eddythewire3755]

Venom's Pain says the guys who has no game

[@albert7738]

Believe you me i have less than no game

[@TheRandyWat]

"I've never seen a Final Fantasy Character have kids." LMAO took me out!

[@nicfreedman9873]

Preach doing the actions😂😂😂 tried his bum punching technique again had me cryin😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MorrisLiveProductions]

Bruh that pulse during the butt stuff mad me spit up and choke while laughing and fart at the same time, yall almost killed me.

[@ameenmohammed1579]

Word to the wise: never love a girl that doesn't show interest.

[@JxTime333]

One of the most important rules EVER.

[@blanco7726]

No shit lmao the hard part is defining interest

[@user78554]

You can't control emotions, but you can move and let the time heals everything

[@mememanfresh]

@@user78554 yes you can

[@wesslydiplan2257]

Don’t mess with a girl that don’t show interest period

[@olyviermonteau4300]

This will not hit every simp with a reality check. Not even the person you're simping for will go out with you.

[@vanillacream2383]

There ya go

[@636racer]

unfortunately no it wont...they are running on emotion not logic...simps need an actual person in their life to challenge their views, call out their BS, and tell them the truth about themselves

[@Ididntwantthishandle]

THEY LIVE IN A STATE OF DENIAL

[@fattymcstumpy6833]

I enjoy that Key and Peele are still releasing videos

[@VictorSadkov]

"Being nice and timid guy is not a problem" - yes it is