It's three in the morning I'm not norwegian I don't know any Norwegian people I should be sleeping But instead I'm here What am I doing with my life
@faye_isc4 жыл бұрын
ME RIGHT NOW❤️❤️
@carolinacerqueira8473 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@alexfigueroa99933 жыл бұрын
Those words in my country would sound like "cursing"... but hey!... we are flirting!! 😂.
@Caress19722 жыл бұрын
It's a sign that you need to visit Norway and see the northern lights. Maybe meet a Norwegian.
@spraksprache53802 жыл бұрын
How did it go?
@jessigodbehere62907 жыл бұрын
You had too much fun with this one!
@SimpleNorwegian7 жыл бұрын
+Jacob Godbehere gotta have fun sometimes :)
@Artnotforthesakeofart3 жыл бұрын
I was innocently learning Norwegian and then this video happens XD That escalated quickly!
@adsoyad26075 жыл бұрын
why this was in my recommendations why am i still watching this i'm not norwegian nor know anyone norwegian this sound kinda pleasing help me
@schrodingerskatze61925 жыл бұрын
Jeg kan show you meg stamp collection if du vil
@hddbc57873 жыл бұрын
@@schrodingerskatze6192 use min instead of meg
@SANov614 жыл бұрын
4:54 HAHA you were so cute when you laughed
@twelvesmylimit5 жыл бұрын
The stamp collection sentence and the last sentence made me laugh a lot. 😁
@alexfigueroa99933 жыл бұрын
but we haven't any stamp collection thought... 😂😂😂 rofl!
@Checkmate7772 жыл бұрын
3:19 caught me off guard especially the way you said it😂
@Tc-rn8lh Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@MGDFCandJustinB6 жыл бұрын
NOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂 THE LAST MINUTES! I DIED
@LisaHoneychan6 ай бұрын
SimpleNorwegian teaching us the real things to know!!❤
@dorydarkling55962 жыл бұрын
The stamp collection one is hilarious to me cuz my grandaddy (who was from Norway), collected stamps, and old coins. He had huge crates full of binders with al kinds of stamps and stuff in them xD
@sosukeaizen70284 жыл бұрын
This is where the fun begins.
@sarah-ds7es5 жыл бұрын
THAT LAST ONE LMAO 😂😂
@adanalifestyle37184 жыл бұрын
Omg im trying hard to i want to learned more its kidda interesting.
@thesummitingfalcon3 жыл бұрын
You got carried away, especially with the last few lines.... **CLEARS THROAT** It is ok, having fun can really help improve, also thanks for the episodes :D
@thehilaryglow4 жыл бұрын
I wonder whether I should send some lines to my Norwegian friend or not. The friendship might end - or I'll get a husband, you can never know 😂😂😂
@SimpleNorwegian4 жыл бұрын
Let me know how it goes 😄
@xiv692 жыл бұрын
How it went?
@Travel_Ball2 жыл бұрын
What happend?
@martinh72042 жыл бұрын
How did that work out?
@karlteai36992 жыл бұрын
😂
@Doku6664 жыл бұрын
I giggled nearly the whole time 😋
@divital3 жыл бұрын
I LITERALLY ALWAY CRY HEARING YO INTRO SONG!
@Quon3 жыл бұрын
it's when he said "ass" i kinda lost it
@hannahishome3 жыл бұрын
Sadly, I can never use any of these lines. But that doesn't stop me from making notes.
@Korekt012 жыл бұрын
Thanks to your pickup lines I've met a girl and we have a child together. We named it after you, "Simple Norwegian". XD
@joyannbordaje51075 жыл бұрын
This is funny yet informative. Thumbs up! 😄
@jonascarrillo86995 жыл бұрын
hahaha better than duolingos class
@SANov614 жыл бұрын
MUCH better
@baw71984 жыл бұрын
Totally agreed lmao
@northernprovisions56793 жыл бұрын
Så sant!
@sergei41483 жыл бұрын
Level - Normal: Jeg mistet telefonnummeret mitt... Kan jeg faa ditt? Level - Viking: Ta av deg buksa di og vis meg det du har!!!!!!
@madhatter7853 жыл бұрын
xD
@gaarasgurl1004 жыл бұрын
So... the last one... I'M DYING!🤣🤣🤣
@russellheuman28243 жыл бұрын
It was fun to learn the Norwegians have some cheesy pickup lines, like Americans. I was dying the last few minutes. Thanks for reminding flirting should be fun.
@MGDFCandJustinB6 жыл бұрын
Well if i wanna have someones number i sure gotta work for it. It's so hard to pronounce!
@sweetadelinedrummer6 жыл бұрын
That last one is a bit naughty...LOL
@el61785 жыл бұрын
Its so strange. Everything you say in Norwegian sounds so honest and the same thing in English sounds so .. chickie!
@SimpleNorwegian5 жыл бұрын
You mean cheeky? Like cocky/arrogant? :p
@el61785 жыл бұрын
@@SimpleNorwegian No no. Cheeky like having a laugh. Ambiguous. One needs to be fluent in order to spot 'cheeky' traits in another language..There is a very different tone of voice. Different mood.These are great lessons. Thank you so much!
@metasukmapuspita49553 жыл бұрын
I watch your video everyday at least twice in a week, its my dream to visit norway in the future ☺️
@widisantiswetasurya15925 жыл бұрын
Interesting.. unique pronunciation. I think I want to learn more 😉.
@kakenn420 Жыл бұрын
i've never felt so cat called in my life, continue
@lauren44344 жыл бұрын
hahaha..... he was cracking up himself at some of these..... 🤪
@harlow29932 жыл бұрын
Funny how this video has more views than the other ones in the series😂
@sabn91392 жыл бұрын
3:19 gonna need that
@yifand224 жыл бұрын
haha love how you cracked when teaching Gi meg et kyss xd. Glad to know you had fun making this video and somehow the sentence is unforgettable hahha.
@MGDFCandJustinB6 жыл бұрын
I cannot with this video!!!! Tell us how to say "you have a pretty smile"
@SimpleNorwegian6 жыл бұрын
Du har et fint smil :)
@francisteedot163 жыл бұрын
@@SimpleNorwegian tusen takk 😊
@samiam72152 жыл бұрын
that was both traumatising and exciting
@ladorablemonsieurolivierur92243 жыл бұрын
I am moving to Norway in January of 2021 and the only sentence I know is "Ta av deg buksa di og vis meg det du har!" Wish me luck
@SimpleNorwegian3 жыл бұрын
You’ll do fine 👍
@april8tost5 жыл бұрын
I'm dying!
@april8tost5 жыл бұрын
But it can't be really how they flirt...right?
@Anastassia_Muratova5 жыл бұрын
It's awesome 😁😂 Please, keep making new videos 👍
@tonywoutrs5 жыл бұрын
Do Norwegians even flirt? I heard men there have given up on approaching women at all
@SimpleNorwegian5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha. Well, I can't say they are very good at flirting but I don't have too much experience in other countries to compare. As a male I find the girls can often be terrible at flirting, they have been raised on hollywood movies and this weird cultural vibe of 'janteloven' and as a result are terribly passive and afraid of judgment. Especially the most attractive girls often have completely uninteresting personalities due to just relying on their looks. People rely on alcohol and sloppy after-parties for hooking up, and of course we have tinder and other dating apps. You can approach women anywhere of course but it's very unusual any other time than at a nightlife venue, except for in Oslo where it's a bit more common during the day.
@charlie.chalk.29814 жыл бұрын
Norwegian women are so liberated that they do most of the picking up actually. Norwegian men kinda just show up. (note this only applies to settings lubricated by alcohol)
@paali600able2 жыл бұрын
Takk for all hjelpen Simple Norwegian. Nå kan jeg snakke Norsk litt bedre
@Namal236 жыл бұрын
I try to talk to shop workers and cashiers and they look at me with putty like I am from another planet...I can't even imagine what will happen if I try to talk to a girl in norsk.
@alessbritish2282 жыл бұрын
bruh
@Jiraya_Napoleon2 жыл бұрын
@@alessbritish228 lol
@alessbritish2282 жыл бұрын
@@Jiraya_Napoleon ayo i literally thought u were chinese, but then i read ur description..
@Jiraya_Napoleon2 жыл бұрын
@@alessbritish228 i learn japanese since 4 years 😁😁, im french. I will learn norwegian this year or the next. And you?
@mianbilal5636 Жыл бұрын
This is the lesson with a content which i start practising A great video
@gracegimarangan46137 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this video I remember some words what I studied before and I uploaded video 1-10.
@sidneyfive4 жыл бұрын
all is well that ends well. the end was undeniabally well
@Nikki7hp4 жыл бұрын
DU HAR EN FIN ROMPE
@andy1979114 жыл бұрын
Muchas muchas gracias !
@KimDaiLee4 жыл бұрын
Nosotras aquí intentando aprender jskdkd🤙
@stackblack26164 жыл бұрын
Sick intro beat
@goldenkarn7 жыл бұрын
Det er morsomt 😂😂😂. Takker!
@adenbark4 жыл бұрын
this lesson made my day... :D
@tranthuyduong Жыл бұрын
3:25 is it really used in real life in Norway haha? Anyway, kudos to all your works! Keep up with it, we lean on you!
@wellingtonaraujo5418 Жыл бұрын
The worst pickup lines that i have see, but it was fun ^.^ Takk!
@mustafamohammad59312 жыл бұрын
3:19 Can anyone confirm I will not get a slap for using this line in Norway 😂😂😂
@I_scream5763 жыл бұрын
I'm dead 🤣 Here's one Russian traditional pickup line :> Are your parents pirates? Then where did they get such a treasure? ;) [tvai raditeli pirati? Tagda atkuda u nih takoye sakrovishe? ;)] Personally I never seen it working, people use it just to rofl
@alessbritish2282 жыл бұрын
bruhh
@CarpetHater3 жыл бұрын
''vil du være med meg hjem å se på frimerkesamlinga min'' XD This might actually be the best one,
@alessbritish2282 жыл бұрын
fax bruh
@GlomariJustii7 жыл бұрын
I love this video :D
@elysewanderlust67702 жыл бұрын
I'm trying to learn Bokmål/ Norwegian because my boyfriend is Norwegian. And when i first started practicing saying "Jeg elsker deg" they were all "not too bad, sounds almost like you're from the south here" and i will never know if that is good or bad 😂😂😂
@andy1979114 жыл бұрын
Tusen takk
@killersagent62872 жыл бұрын
How can he be so good and native in both Norwegian and English
@basaka004 жыл бұрын
Judging from this it seems Norwegians are quite direct and quick in comparison to my Latin American culture, hahaha
@MGDFCandJustinB6 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 thankssss hahahhahaha i laughed a lot trough this
@frostythesharkpup27543 жыл бұрын
How many times did this dude have to retake parts cause he could not stop laughing?
@1981stonemonkey3 жыл бұрын
Simple Norwegian, I just read your comment on Tony Wouters' question. So how come Norwegians usually are at the top of "happiest people in the world" surveys?? Having to abide by Janteloven for fear of being socially judged, and therefore flirting not being openly accepted outside of drunk afterparties... I couldn't be happy in your country. I get your culture of hygge and friluftsliv, and your financial security because of oil profits is an important factor. But spite of all of this, I would say you're socially poor because you're not allowed to be yourselves. What's your take on this, as a Norwegian?
@xiv692 жыл бұрын
Damn I want to move to Norway
@metuustwitch35583 жыл бұрын
As a German "kyss meg" sounds really... well... I had to laugh a lot right now
@skywalker96423 жыл бұрын
haha what does that mean in german
@haglasu14683 жыл бұрын
@@skywalker9642 It sounds like “Schiss” what means “shit” in German... I’m sure you can think about the meaning now
@agathe.gbr.3 жыл бұрын
Now I remember that old lady who wanted to sell her huge stamp collection in a bric-a-brac sale... XD
@NONAMEGTAV5 жыл бұрын
Why words are different? For example: Jeg er forelsket i deg In this sentence “love”is “forelsket” And you said “love”was” kjærlighet” Is it just another form to say”love “ or it has to be written like that? Thanks :)
@SimpleNorwegian5 жыл бұрын
Forelsket means specifically "in love", while kjærlighet means "love" in general
@blizzero964 жыл бұрын
@@SimpleNorwegian you need to teach them the difference from "Jeg er glad i deg" og "Jeg elsker deg" (I love you)
@hvasomhelst4 жыл бұрын
Gjør det vondt... når du fall fra himmelen?
@gabrielbay97396 жыл бұрын
3:18 kay... lol
@sakinabibi120 Жыл бұрын
Bro his laugh ☺️
@amybethmiller4 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious!
@JacobbMartinn1 Жыл бұрын
I’m gonna use these lines to bag me a 10 10 Norwegian supermodel… or the Norwegian princess because she’s my age and gorgeous 🤣😭 wish me luck teach ;)
@SimpleNorwegian Жыл бұрын
Have fun!
@LordKhor5 жыл бұрын
At last we learned how to get a hit 😅
@liv93404 жыл бұрын
can someone explain the stamp collection pickup line?
@SimpleNorwegian4 жыл бұрын
It's an excuse to bring a person back to your place
@jhondextercatubo44673 жыл бұрын
Can someone explain me about the stamp collection I don’t get it🤣
@tsubaki44124 жыл бұрын
Is the word hot "HET" or "HEIT"?
@SimpleNorwegian4 жыл бұрын
Both
@odothedoll26573 жыл бұрын
I’m here so I can baby talk my dogs lol.
@mingosutu6 жыл бұрын
What does falling from the sky has to do with flirting? Or does have a hidden meaning? hhh
@SimpleNorwegian6 жыл бұрын
+Mangosuthu Buthelezi Like an angel :)
@mingosutu6 жыл бұрын
Do angles fall from the sky in Norway?! Woooooooooooooow, and do they fall dead or alive?
@mingosutu6 жыл бұрын
come to where?!!
@alphabetsoup66814 жыл бұрын
Okay, time to rewatch S2 Skam
@bigmissyxoxo54924 жыл бұрын
@Mangosuthu Buthelezi It's a pick up line men use to start a conversation with women and it varies. A guy used it on me, went like this.. Man: (acting really concerned) "Oh my goodness sweetheart are you okay, did it hurt too bad?!) Me: "I'm fine, did what hurt? Man: "When you fell from Heaven" Me:😄😄😄 Man: "Cause if God made another one like you, he kept her for himself".😄 Me: 😄😄 Man: Are you married? Me: No Man: (pulls out his mobile phone hands it to me) Me: What am I supposed to do with this? Man: Put your phone number in it, how else am I supposed to call you I can't guess it!😆 Me: 😆😆😆 ok 443..... So it works sometimes!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 We stayed together for 4 years too!
@jebslept85152 жыл бұрын
that last sentence🤣
@theacondeify3 жыл бұрын
Vil du bli med meg hjem escalated quickly 😂... this is high level flirting
@martinbabb66832 жыл бұрын
❣
@gaetanopetrosino96613 жыл бұрын
❤️
@iamhermother47335 жыл бұрын
XD WHAT AM I WATCHING BTU I LIKE YOU VIDS
@Mochicchino2 жыл бұрын
♥
@sweetlife28233 жыл бұрын
Cool
@sabelg.93984 жыл бұрын
Me: *listens one round* Also me: umm..so what are we??? 😅🤣
@feoblack1072 жыл бұрын
Can jeg elsker deg be platonic or is it specifically romantic?
@SimpleNorwegian2 жыл бұрын
It’s more of a romantic thing. For platonic or family love you would usually say jeg er glad i deg
@bobmalibaliyahmarley15513 жыл бұрын
3:24 xD Put that on repeat
@DaisyDuke03027 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
@isabelagoncalves60544 жыл бұрын
Herregud!!! And Can I have your Instagram?! Haha
@aizjan59844 жыл бұрын
❤
@feedhyungwonplease60873 жыл бұрын
she tryna stalk o whateva
@rowenaquinalecainoy34073 жыл бұрын
7:09 😂😂😂😂
4 жыл бұрын
Omg this lesson going wrong:)
@sharmilamagar25585 жыл бұрын
I am laughing too hard now..
@ikkirr3 жыл бұрын
Please explain the stamp collection one lmfaoooo
@TheCovenant23 жыл бұрын
"gi meg et kyss"... not only did u laugh but also me.. cuz the pronounciation is like the german word "schiss" which basically means shit :D "give me a shit" :D
@starrxiichan2 жыл бұрын
I came because I learned that my crush is Norwegian and wanted to pretend he's calling me cute things-😭💖
@YO111143 жыл бұрын
someone: jEg elSkEr dEg Nordmenn: o__0
@Elz0va5 жыл бұрын
😁😂😘💋💋💋
@madhatter7853 жыл бұрын
3:28 "asssssssss."
@mikeylejan88493 жыл бұрын
Do you exercise is flirting already? Haha
@rurubaharun30125 жыл бұрын
I'm here bcoz of my Norwegian bf going to use the ass one 🤣🤣🤣