How to survive the Wild West (1800s)

[@Simplehistory]

If you ever time travel to the Wild West, this guide will ensure your survival..

[@MazenGigaBestie]

Simple History 1st nice video

[@metowin178]

Hi nice vids keep it up

[@twaynewade2544]

Excellent work

[@codenamehalo9847]

Simple History 10th viewer 39th liker please make a video on *General. George S. Patton* 4th I asked

[@swiggedyswoner7315]

RDR2 in a nutshell

[@aaronc4512]

1: A *PLAN* 2: Some *MONEY* 3: *NOISE!!* 4: *ONE MORE JOB* 5: *LOYALTY* 6: Some *GODDAMN FAITH!!*

[@mcdonkey500]

7. ????????? 8. TAHITI

[@chainmbl4257]

*INSIST*

[@mintmango2525]

Copy pasted

[@xxlookalive239x3]

Aaron C stolen comment kid

[@aaronc4512]

XxJohnnyXx 239 not really... I played the game, completed it, commented this. Just because someone else may have commented it doesn’t mean i stole it from them. It’s not even that original of a comment anyway

[@shiddyangler]

1. Don't boat to Tahiti during hurricane season. 2. Don't stand behind an unfamiliar horse. 3. Have some goD DaMn FaItH! 4. Don't trust new gang members. 5. Don't accept drinks from strangers or pig farmers. 6. Don't get too attached to your horse. 7. Don't do bank robberies with someone who's not good at bank robberies. 8. Don't trust Irish gangs. 9. Don't get TB and die. 10. Don't become a hot air balloon pilot.

[@kevinjohnson7300]

I would become a hot air balloon pilot, that mission was dope, but scares me because rdr 2 online is going to be flooded with armored balloons with incindiary bombs made from animal fat and some moonshine

[@matthewfarmer8510]

11: Don't be Irish in general

[@nathangrm]

And that's the red dead redemption 2 game in a few seconds

[@shiddyangler]

matthew farmer hey watch it BOAH

[@matthewfarmer8510]

@@shiddyangler The West doesn't like Irish people much

[@tahabashir3779]

Avoid anyone named 'Micah' and dont collect money from a farmer.

[@newtab1234]

Especially one with coughing blood

[@Daxman2006]

And TB

[@tahabashir3779]

@@Daxman2006 That's why i said avoid collecting money from a farmer

[@arminahnoud9068]

That's my cousin's name,lol!

[@onelasada1707]

Red Dead Redeemption 2 reference

[@guarmaz6316]

The best place during the Wild West was Tahiti. Legend tells that some ruthless outlaws moved to Tahiti and became successful Mango farmers. Just don't bring a Rat may ruin the harvest.

[@britishtomlad3679]

🤣🤣

[@somevaultdwelleridunno1750]

What happened if Dutch’s absurd plan occurred:

[@trevortheturkey8411]

Hey Dutch had the same plan…… I HAve A pLAn jOhn

[@RavenMatthew]

@@trevortheturkey8411 you always have a plan, dutch!

[@yesseru]

Dutch Plan Der Linde.

[@divinesan7786]

“I have a plan. We need money” - An Outlaw in 1899.

[@zTvFENukyP]

Dutch

[@Uh-io6rg]

”Have some goddamn Faith!”

[@kaybevang536]

I got a plan

[@davidhepherd2712]

Have some god damn faith

[@fm-qe1ir]

Tahiti

[@kingsofserbiangameplay1623]

WW2 occupied Europe survival guide, seems like a good idea for me!

[@Nik-nc4xb]

1. Dont be a jew 2. Dont mess with the enemy military

[@viralascend7987]

The Negotiations were short Daily Pretty much

[@user-te4fz6it4c]

kingsofserbiangameplay 162 don't live in big cities

[@tipman5002]

YES PLEAAASSEEEEE

[@kingsofserbiangameplay1623]

@@leb3026, true

[@ZacVaughan]

“Diseases like tuberculosis were not uncommon back then” we know

[@savagemichaelgameplays6889]

Yeah my boah Arthur got diagonosed by tuberculosis

[@Templar07]

i hate thomas downes, if u know what i meen

[@Elextrify1]

Ahhhh.... Lambago

[@blankblank5409]

:(

[@NichtNameee]

@@Elextrify1 Yees, Lumbago! A slow, painful and deadly disease. It's serious.

[@championofash5943]

"If your horse dies suddenly" What? Didn't they have horse reviver?

[@lowlylad3457]

Another wholesome rdr2 comment

[@thecrazycybermaster4450]

I just shoot that dying horse and whistle the new one lol I got insurance

[@Kratos_Messi7050]

I forgot the horse reviver now my horse is dead forever :(

[@mskull24gaming79]

@@Kratos_Messi7050 HAVE YOU NO HONOR? YOU MUST WALK TO THE CLOSEST TOWN AND BUY HORSE REVIVER!

[@patricioperez7323]

Heh horse reviver was almost $10 dollars, I don’t think anyone could afford it if they wanted to

[@xXSilentAgent47Xx]

How to survive in WW: 1. Don't be loyal to someone who's clouded with "Plan" 2. Don't be near anyone who has TB or cholera 3. Rob the train and go to/in Tahiti 4. Eat mangoes

[@themanwiththeplan728]

Your everywhere I swear

[@hellenicguy9993]

Cholera is a Greek word

[@Lupo32]

How do you survive ww1 ?

[@guapindahakunlol6487]

@@Lupo32 its wild west

[@Lupo32]

@@guapindahakunlol6487 Wild west lead to world war one

[@dawidk7909]

Comment section 2% Actual video comments 89% RDR2 comments 9% *LUMBAGO*

[@elpollo6245]

And Stands users?

[@crusadermx7787]

*G O L D E N* *E X P E R I E N C E*

[@TheTroll10]

LUMGAGO

[@oxygen0069]

Have some faith arthur

[@thenutbucket5971]

TERMINAL LUMBAGO

[@uncleurdnot]

1: A Plan! 2: Some Money! 3: NOISE! 4: Some god damn faith Simple has that.

[@redspy1441]

I can't work. I have lumbago. It's a slow and painful death, brother!

[@dutchvanderlinde3454]

At least somebody understands.

[@BrouwerVids]

Tahiti don't forget tahiti

[@fristnamelastname5549]

And a Gun in incase your Faith falls short.

[@honkamania1174]

I ain’t an O’Driscoll

[@redfive6020]

Valuable tip: If you have a friend locked up in the local town DO NOT attempt to break him out, you'll save yourself lots of trouble

[@Jokingosprey666yyyy]

Instructions unclear, I broke out my enemy in a town across the river

[@redfive6020]

@@Jokingosprey666yyyy godamit boah

[@Jokingosprey666yyyy]

@@redfive6020 ah, I tried alright

[@spoodermanreal]

@@Jokingosprey666yyyydont trust him. Believe me

[@realisationsdesetudiantsde6780]

​@@Jokingosprey666yyyy you have finaly lost your goddamn mind

[@sirspookyface1532]

You forgot the biggest threat: Lumbago

[@syotos2143]

Ha i get that

[@bradzboy]

GET BACK TO WORK UNCLE

[@willhensley6752]

GET UP

[@willjelle7944]

It’s a slow and painful death, my brother.

[@josephjenks2550]

I was quite the ladies man before i got lumbago

[@liamjasinski3810]

I love how almost all the comments are refrencing red dead 2

[@afonsoloureiroviseu]

Dude, I commented the same thing!!! ahah

[@Blackgunsmatter60]

I was waiting for this comment 😂

[@antoni2606]

I hate that I want interesting comments not just comments referencing a game I mean these people probably didn't even watch the video just went on it commented and went to watch some garbage RDR2 video.

[@Obiwankenobi6287]

@@antoni2606 why are you salty 🤡 🤡 🤡

[@user-um8vh2uc1y]

@@antoni2606 Cry me a river you salty snowflake.

[@dinkleberg3920]

5:00 ........... *LENNAY!*

[@SonOfExcess]

LENNAY MY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!

[@aweeb3579]

YNNEL

[@danobrien4890]

YLNEE?!

[@allan201arp6]

FOUND YOU LENNY!! woman: do i look like lenny to you?

[@ADRay1999]

*LENNNNNNAAAAAAAY*

[@trevortheturkey8411]

Also the worst disease back in the Wild West were: 1. tERmAnaL LUmbAgO 2. nO mORe FaITH 3. BlaCk lung 4.tb: totally not tuberculosis 5. The urge to be a mango farmer in Tahiti

[@Rexy_THE_T-REX]

6. RATS

[@coolblitzgaming141]

7. Micah

[@gamercop2148]

8. Dutch Van Der Linde

[@Smallboboffical]

9: The Outlaw Bandit 😔😔

[@rosaria8384]

1 is always the case if you were a railroad worker...the back breaking work nature really causes lumbago

[@Justin-qb1yw]

"Outta the damn way!"

[@henry.lindholm]

“ok I’ll catch ya later then”

[@randomrandomness3173]

"WHERE'S OUR MONEY"

[@Jamy-dc9kk]

“Where’s that coward favours?!”

[@lorimilchalk9758]

🔫

[@saulguerrero6859]

Hey there mister!

[@JustinY.]

I bet this was inspired by Rootin Tootin Cowboy Shooting 2.

[@justarandomguy3363]

Justin Y. Why are you everywhere I go?

[@TheWazzoGames]

Or... Red dead redemption

[@azoverdosed]

we must make him great again so like this comment

[@tmk_maxx]

You again 🤣

[@HonneTheFinnicHeathen]

I almost forgot you

[@axolotl7742]

1: Avoid People Named “Micah” 2: Avoid Farmers named “Thomas”

[@lewis1637]

Yes

[@alfiembutitstonymontana9964]

Dont make a old drunk man angry while walking to the saloon exit

[@nielsoncallejo8845]

Ok, I'll bare that in mind

[@federicoaugusti7916]

And the damn o Driscoll s

[@lsbrosgaming3132]

I’m at the part of the mission where you have to save someone in a hot air balloon.

[@MrGhozt]

How to Survive: -Don't trust a Fat Guy who is married to his Sister when he asks you to come to their house for a meal -Don't trust a Girl who tells you that a man tried to kill her and tells you to feed him to the pigs

[@coleslaughter4034]

“Well... ain’t this a rare treat!”

[@justadudeinterestedintitan3569]

Me, who actually threw the body to the pigs

[@goodgenes0]

@@justadudeinterestedintitan3569 same

[@johnmullis1020]

@@GrosvnerMcaffrey just did it 10 minutes ago😂

[@GSuniversum]

Edit: *Question deleted* & Thanks

[@Rahim103.5]

How to survive the Wild West Dead eye

[@rafalswiniarski3866]

No having lumbago

[@jasonhuston17]

Chewing tobacco

[@peter1760]

True

[@malachyohare5755]

No some goddam faith

[@viewer1755]

Moon shine

[@Jordan77831]

Unfortunately, you forgot the biggest danger in the Wild West: TERMINAL LUMBAGO: A slow and painful death 😵

[@crazykeythedumb7372]

ingsoc evidently

[@Tyrant.162]

very serious

[@Argemia]

Unless you get shot in a firefight with the government in a farm

[@gaychainsaw646]

Remember when Uncle got kidnapped by Skinners? Well Lumbago actually Did the burns, i totally am a profession scientist 1: you die slowly 2: you become older every yea 3: you get burnt marks after a few hours near fire

[@notfunny76]

Becoming an African god comes with a price to pay: *lumbago*

[@blakefrost5640]

5:11 you forgot lumbago, it’s a slow and painful death my brother

[@kenji.mp4.1502]

Have a little pitty will ya

[@ozzylupus]

I’m sick john i’ve got lumbago

[@EeerBeer]

John: Get up or get out

[@kenji.mp4.1502]

Well I got lumbago its very serieus

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

Lumbago and Ligma were serious threats centuries ago.

[@King-xe3kt]

“How to survive the Wild West” Loot bodies, kill Pinkertons and o’driscolls, carry your guns with you, have food for your horse, and try to not get killed, robbed or arrested

[@phantasma9391]

Easier said than done.

[@Cynderfan35]

goddamn Pinkertons...!

[@Cocoathebetta]

ARTHUR YOU FORGOT TO PAY YOUR TAXES?

[@Jokingosprey666yyyy]

@@Cocoathebetta agh, I'm trying Dutch, I'm trying

[@hyperscepthical-end]

Fun fact: Pinkertons are a real thing, they’re main area is Fort Worth.

[@sankari6114]

Surviving in the wild west is easy just carry health tonics around

[@joeylebar]

And chewing tobacco in case you get in a gunfight

[@LateNightRewrites]

Just as long as you don't get the terminal lumbago

[@Rhivvrr]

And dead eye tonics

[@Cheap-Nasty]

And a bandana in case things get spicy.

[@killa6493]

Nah cheat codes

[@sallygroom6467]

Why don’t you ask Dutch he always has a plan

[@gabfar4328]

Arthur. but isn't Dutch a bit you know, crazy?

[@sebastians4age]

Uncle: I have lumbago,it’s very serious you know Arthur:(proceeds to kick uncle in the back.

[@drquack4213]

Hey Arthur

[@rrp7983]

Sebastian Bradbury It’s John.

[@sallygroom6467]

Dutch Van Der Linde we all know you did and look where it got us

[@Sumschmuck]

Just remember the 3 paths of life in the Wild West Rob Greet Antagonize

[@darktheeagle8740]

@@ss2jesus 😂

[@themanwiththeplan728]

@@ss2jesus But what if there’s no one called Mary?

[@themastergluesniffer]

@@themanwiththeplan728 then don’t *make move on mary*

[@MrAwwwwYeahhhh]

and also Greet, Greet, then Antagonize

[@luisfernandoc.c8963]

Rdr2

[@-Faris-]

*This video was inspired by **_Red Dead Redemption 2_*

[@silentgamer666]

Have you seen gavin? Gav? GAVIN?

[@TemenosL]

Gaaaav! Oh, I'm so worried.

[@aldwinflores7029]

Thanks captain obvious. Duh

[@nomadaa5984]

There's the rdr fanboy...

[@yani.stetic]

Red dead 2 isnt the wild west, the first one ist

[@dankninja9434]

5:13 "Diseases like turbiculosis were not uncommon back then" 😭 *sad yeehaw and manly tears*

[@chrisgodliker]

Im tearing up

[@shoooooooooooooooooooooooooobi]

May I? Stand unshaken...

[@tuuperware]

That wasn't very yeehaw of you partner

[@Perrillo_]

*lies on the side of a mountain watching the sunrise*

[@marcuscoleman5134]

It’s all right cow poke 😪

[@Wintxrr115]

Simple, become a Arizona ranger with a big iron on his hip.

[@cmainenike8128]

Texas red

[@toshirohitsugaya2391]

Back in those days you joined a Ranger company, you didn't necessarily have to be a lawman before hand.

[@razanmuhammadsalim8411]

Fallout:New Vegas reference

[@tulip7694]

Truth is, the iron was *B* *I* *G* from the start

[@RyanMcCarty]

Maybe, but there was never a man like my Johnny.

[@speedingpodli4520]

To survive please avoid an outlaw Micah, as well as TB. And also avoid farmers.

[@clydrexezekielalzate9707]

"Just one more score Arthur " - Dutch Van Der Line

[@elsonnascimento2481]

Looks like its the Plan der line gang

[@Joo-y7j]

But i got a plan

[@sherryjuggernath2116]

@@Joo-y7j Dutch u got a plan?

[@Joo-y7j]

@@sherryjuggernath2116 Always, sOn

[@hoxseptem4073]

@@Joo-y7j GOD DAMMIT DUTCH.

[@vic771]

Two more tips: The pelts from legendary animals can be used to craft unique outfits at the trapper, and using eagle eye can aid in the search for lootable items...

[@bman4099]

Don’t try to collect debt from a guy with tuberculosis

[@sitdowndogbreath]

He will make U famous!

[@jackmarkson4235]

F 😪😭😭

[@thedevilsaid6846]

Slow it down after that one, ok?

[@xboxcontroller3770]

bman4099 but we need the money to go to Tahiti

[@vincentcerone6982]

"WE NEED MONEY"

[@classnimitz8521]

As a South Dakota native, lemme tell ya, mother nature still thinks it's the wild west here, especially during the winter. Thanks for the recognition, Simple History.

[@DoomSlayerE]

And the northern side of Idaho

[@Wulfjager]

​@@DoomSlayerE wow. I feel recognized. Didn't think anyone knew north Idaho existed

[@DoomSlayerE]

@@Wulfjager I live there

[@Wulfjager]

@@DoomSlayerE huh, small world

[@DoomSlayerE]

@@Wulfjager do you also as well?

[@cutuway]

The dislikes are from the O’Drisscolls and the other gangs

[@thefatman8844]

Those damn O'Drisscolls

[@standardrecreations]

del lobo

[@Raptorclaw000x]

Lemoyne raiders , pinkertons , and Cornwall mens

[@candlestyx8517]

Its them Skinner and Murfree boys all that dang inbreeding has muddled their heads

[@antccx]

and the skinners

[@howverydeadly23]

*How To Survive The Wild West* Do not beat up a man who’s sick, despite how much money he owes your gang

[@HalfDroid5]

That’s why you shoot em

[@sam8404]

@@vimanjo9801 I mean, once they're dead you can take it.

[@lil_x_ninja214]

U got that right

[@blankblank5409]

Zorg Halfdroid55 They’ll be dead anyways

[@thebritishplayer4476]

Also in pubs, go up to everyone and shout “LENNY”

[@celestial76]

Make sure to not go into the secret room

[@justadudeinterestedintitan3569]

LENNY, MY BOH

[@thebritishplayer4476]

@@celestial76 too late

[@lowlylad3457]

Arthur: *walls up to stranger* Also Arthur: FoUnD yOu LeNnY

[@tannerbuck4740]

LEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!

[@thoriumsucks7142]

“When the time comes, you gotta run and don’t look back.” - a wise man in 1899

[@Jokingosprey666yyyy]

Well I'd love to meet this wise man, I'd say he was very handsome too

[@Rexy_THE_T-REX]

I wish rip van winkle followed that advice

[@tmbs6199]

If a former outlaw In 1911 followed this advice, he would be alive to this day

[@ConfusedGeriatric]

@@tmbs6199At the ripe old age of 150 😂

[@absoluteunit9538]

Just don’t be a Rockstar Protagonist.

[@xerxes3501]

the irony

[@markulyssestabasan3064]

Lmao Edit: Don't be a character that's NOT in Red Dead Redemption 1. You have a 75% chance of death.

[@briantyler6028]

I like to be a rockstar protagonist

[@spinosou6948]

*HELLO THERE*

[@muki_the_coyote_17]

Spinosou The very paranoid dinosaur general kenobi

[@henrywadsworthswole-fellow8936]

Lumbago was the deadliest disease not tuberculosis

[@frankfontainepx1]

On King David get up !

[@Dankster-yo8xv]

@@frankfontainepx1 AAOAOAW!

[@zorex.]

@@frankfontainepx1 You can be so testy. What is it constipation?

[@joshuas135]

Lumbago

[@mrmoth26]

I thought it was Ligma BALLS!!!

[@omaramer3117]

4:59: What the Arthur Morgan in here

[@nicholasdickerson4716]

Where are you lenneh

[@kingoftrolls414]

LENNY

[@negrura121302]

You got sum muneh for me boah

[@HexManic2907]

Where you at lenneh!!

[@connorfehil2805]

LENNY THEIR YOU ARE

[@catproductions7771]

“You’re alright boah” - Arthur Morgan

[@lowlylad3457]

My favourite quote. To put it in context for the uncultured swine... Horse: *gets shot in head* Arthur: yOu AlRiGhT bOi

[@kennethmorphew7537]

GIMME THEM CHEEKS BOIII

[@austinho5025]

Horse: is dying of hunger Arthur: You're OK boah

[@jamsya493]

I have a horse named morgan. Shes a girl. “YoU aLrItE GuRl”

[@bryanthernandez9769]

You sir are a fish

[@davsinclair]

I need a guide to survive in Leningrad

[@tango3019]

David Sinclair It’s called you don’t.

[@islamicschoolofmemestudies]

stalingrad*

[@fouilt]

islamic school of meme studies it’s different

[@someboi4903]

Eat your neighbor

[@willstealyourboats]

@@islamicschoolofmemestudies Leningrad in the north-western part of the USSR. Stalingrad is in the south-west area of the USSR.

[@Darren-lb3rx]

Step 1 : FAITH Step 2 : Munneh Step 3 : Tahiti!

[@Agent47real]

Darren 0613 One more score!

[@moelester8656]

Make alot of noise

[@kaybevang536]

I got a plan

[@blankblank5409]

ONE MORE SCORE

[@lylevillanueva8624]

I can hear it lmao

[@bo64625]

dude just buy the lancaster repeater and keep doing the gold glitch and you'll be fine

[@bootleghungarian2890]

I agree with you kind stranger that looks exactly like me and talks like me.

[@ianloft4817]

Arthur Morgan hey twin

[@bootleghungarian2890]

Arthur Morgan oh hello there. Im a bit shocked. Is this even possible?

[@Arifm006]

Tommy vercetti go back to the 80s you dont belong here😂

[@babamanga1674]

Arthur gold glitch? Can you teach me it?

[@ozytastic]

Step 1. Let Micah swing. Step 2. Do NOT collect the MUNEH from Mr. Downes. Step 3. Shoot Milton and Ross when taking Jack fishing. Step 4. Enjoy perfect ending.

[@wrad3879]

killing 2 men infront of a child is not good, just letting micah swing dutches plan to tahiti would be succesful because there wont be a rat ruining those plans he make

[@dobremarian1234]

BRUH my Man traumatised a kid

[@kabeljager6645]

@@dobremarian1234 im sure he was traumatised already

[@LilPistachiofr]

Why not collect the muneh from mr downes?

[@frxhox]

@@LilPistachiofr I can't say it but just dont

[@AKAviation97]

I guess I'll remember this the next time I'm in the 1800s west

[@tahitiplanderlinde8640]

No, right in 1898 you'll have good time with the van der linde gang

[@doscassette871]

Bruh knowing the current trajectory we're gonna be living essentially in the wild west come 20 years.

[@coolkidcody444]

You never know when you might discover time travel

[@agentwest4205]

@@tahitiplanderlinde8640 Dutch? What are you doing here?!?

[@tahitiplanderlinde8640]

@@agentwest4205 Recruiting for a Bank Job in Blackwater.

[@samuelcolton4173]

Don't forget your satchel, always have tonics with you, miracle tonics work well. Chewing tobacco is a great choice when in a gun fight

[@scibrew2922]

And don’t forget to have a plan and get money

[@youmustbebored1250]

You forgot how important making noise and having a little faith is.

[@be-vali0248]

Don't forget to get tb

[@zorex.]

@@be-vali0248 that ain't helpful

[@zorex.]

don't forget classic oatcakes for horse

[@just-a-silly-goofy-guy]

Lmao they made Red Dead Redemption a real thing

[@Mlgtrek334]

do you use likebots? idk

[@Toulouke1]

Ahahahahaha

[@alaminkadir9543]

Lmao they made Kremit from your name into a movie lol

[@JohnTavastian]

Arthur Morgan dies in RDR2

[@alaminkadir9543]

@Finn the Jake and Dog the Human fun will will always end in the time of adventure

[@filipgolonka3758]

"OK that'll be 25 cents" "Nah Fam" *pulls out revolver*

[@legoclonetrooper]

Money was different back then.... So..... Cant blame him

[@monokumagamingalt1638]

@@legoclonetrooper yah that would be like 5 dollars in today’s money

[@nazarderkach9320]

How to survive the Wild West? #1: Don't time travel.

[@marp.youtube]

#2 make a machine to destroy the time machine

[@vander1773]

@@marp.youtube what?

[@animeneweablet]

Yay?

[@aliddda328]

Marvel we got another one

[@umaygotmememophobia5099]

I gues he mean from the easter egg from RDR2

[@FrankieBarbieri]

lmao they made Red Dead Redemption 2 into a real thing

[@saltstement2623]

Frankie Barbieri lmao they made the horses from rdr2 into a real thing

[@itsyaboibenjones4279]

Oh you have no clue how much I f***ing hate memes like that with fortnite stuff Edit:can y'all stop arguing?

[@michaelmorales6060]

?

[@itsyaboibenjones4279]

@@michaelmorales6060 there is a meme where people are like "lol they made the *fortnite thing here*into a real thing"and I absolutely hate it

[@ethanhowey1623]

Ikr

[@dutchministryofdefence604]

disease *Tubercelosus* *me* *cries* *inside*

[@AG.Floats]

Tuberculosis*

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

Lumbago

[@shadowcelica5554]

Terminal lumbago is worst

[@Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation]

It's a slow and painful death...

[@Marcus51090]

Penicillin?

[@Miss.Meadow]

Me in the 1800s: How do I survive the west? Also me: Pulls out phone n watches a tutorial like you casually do

[@b0rdic0n62]

LMFAO

[@nobrasco6356]

You got a plan Dutch?

[@RECTRONSTREAMS]

Yes

[@HittMadd]

I love how pretty much all the comments are RDR2 related. So wholesome

[@lowlylad3457]

Such a good game

[@justanormalguy568]

sadly i only have rdr 1 :(

[@thunderchills640]

@@justanormalguy568 Same bro I only have the PS3

[@justanormalguy568]

@@thunderchills640 exactly thats why i dont have it D:

[@thunderchills640]

@@justanormalguy568 and I bought mine this year 😅

[@ADRay1999]

Question to viewers: *what are your opinions on Red Dead Redemption 2?*

[@dylan-390t2]

Best game ever

[@Toulouke1]

Nice but i dont like the slow movement via horse

[@shadowcelica5554]

Goty

[@AI_B-g3w]

Pretty nice

[@bluebarney4463]

Andrew Dalton Ray it’s great

[@lizzettehernandez86]

4:57 Arthur Morgan 4:44 Micah

[@Blaze3056.]

They made Micah get shot lmao

[@snoofy4863]

1: Avoid someone named Beauford Tannen 2: Avoid something name the Vanderlinde Gang 3: Dont start a shootout in a place called Blackwater

[@asuizplayzz9252]

Yea you are right if you shoot someone in a place named blackwater you can never enter the west peacefully

[@rudez1125]

Hey McFly!!

[@somevaultdwelleridunno1750]

This man just fused RDR2 and BTTF.

[@TuskieBoi]

@@rudez1125 mcfly you yellow

[@paxdamaxgaming4920]

This is incredible

[@spacechimp3199]

Step 1: FAITH.

[@lil0of]

Step 2: don't go to the Downes ranch and get TB

[@Dankster-yo8xv]

Step 3: OUTTA THE DAMN WAY!

[@zorex.]

*Actual* step 2: MUNNEH

[@zorex.]

step 3: get drunk with YnNel

[@zorex.]

step 4: OUTTA DAMN WAY

[@jdcarter7659]

Step 1 don't be Arthur Morgan Step 2 eat cookies Step 3 shoot everyone they could be and o Driscoll Step 4 have a pet bear Step 5 have god mode

[@friedby4]

If you have a god mode, you can be Arthur then boah

[@berbo4063]

Jotaro Kujo Nah just eat beaked beans ur health will regenerate in no time

[@TNAF-CHITWN]

And TAHITI!

[@07_imuhturtle_91]

What not to do in the Wild West 1: go to guarma 2: be an O’driscoll 3: shoot someone’s hat 4: get drunk with Ynnel

[@b.c2810]

YaBoi Ariel all the O’driscolls died or left the gang

[@adolf9596]

HA! found you LENNY!!

[@noname-mq7gq]

Dont try going to Tahiti...

[@callumslee6935]

Nah the last one is a good choice

[@kombatant648]

Avoid Dutch and Micah

[@charleshumphreyiv917]

1. Be honorable 2. Be careful with your horse 3. Never leave camp for more than a few days 4. Don't cause trouble in cities 5. Get a hotel and bath while in town 6. No breaking the law

[@samgadd6437]

Timestamps: 0:00 - Intro 0:38 - Weapons 1:19 - Wildlife 1:58 - Bandits and Outlaws 2:17 - Indian Wars 2:53 - Invading Armies 3:29 - Land Disputes 4:08 - Legal System 4:22 - Saloons 5:07 - Disease 5:42 - Climate 6:00 - Extreme Weather 6:24 - Survival Skills 7:12 - Clothing 7:41 - No Welfare System 8:31 - Look After Your Horse 9:38 - Life Itself 10:19 - Outro

[@KeystoneRecce]

Sam Gadd are u a damn book? I’m liking

[@samgadd6437]

Thanks, if you guys want me to timestamp more of his future videos, just say so.

[@yeehaw6507]

Damnn. Thanks so much

[@Francis-se3zm]

I like how he’s flipping through the general stores catalog to the different categories of the Wild West

[@yesseru]

"you really shouldn't be taking this long" - general store owner, 1899.

[@thishandleisntavailable42069]

LENNY! You in this comment section? LENNNNNY!!!!!!

[@zaxxxppe]

yNeLl

[@Lord_Foxy13]

You mean Jenny? She left a while back with a Feller

[@Guyfromfakeland]

Lenny ??? im still looking for Gavin

[@superbeavers7645]

He's not in the upstairs room to the back...

[@camsterdam3896]

Gaaaaavvvvviiiinnnn!

[@jackw1878]

0:48 fun fact if you had 2 Aces and 2 8’s it was called The Dead Mans Hand

[@RadRoachRiv]

You learned that from another simple history video

[@j.marston]

Just don't catch tuberculosis like how my boah Arthur did.

[@JaySmurdaThyScrubGod]

Goat comment

[@Banzaiiii2223456]

Or never accept a job from the Government like you did

[@chrisjackson8889]

Hey he did not get shot 39 times and slowly die

[@hoseamatthews769]

that poor feller

[@arthurmorgan6]

Damn it John, I said don't look back

[@hazardtrooper2791]

These red dead redemption 2 graphics look great

[@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache]

Abstinence and a lot of water.

[@MarcusAurelius7777]

Modern day survival also at this point.

[@sab6637]

Wiskey

[@kpd13]

He should do a black edition of this episode

[@trethestar]

Wait this isn't a DC animated clip what are you doing here.

[@scruffytheinsanejanitor4088]

Why are you everywhere.............

[@solidshooter8942]

Tips for surviving the Old West: 1: Always pay off your bounty 2: Always contribute to the donation box 3: If you see a man with a mustache named Micah shoot him on sight

[@45doldchannel61]

Don’t mess with the ranger who has the big iron on his hip

[@roveradventures]

Look out for the angel wielding a flaming sword of Justice, around the fifty caliber.

[@mauzer4457]

20 men had tried to kill him 20 men had made a slip, 21 would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip

[@soterioncoil2163]

..anywhere you go he's gonna see..

[@cmainenike8128]

1 and 19 more

[@whatareyoudoingyouidiot342]

BIG IRON ON HIS HIIIIIIIP

[@polterpup4440]

People who played RDR2: *I'm something of a comedian myself*

[@brysonkuervers2570]

*cowboy xD

[@madmaddox3451]

*Rat killer

[@Poopynig69]

*Lumbago carrier xD

[@somevaultdwelleridunno1750]

LENNNNNY!

[@muhamadirfanisamily7663]

Fps red dead 1

[@tonyflamingo5614]

4:28 *micah bell gets shot in the heart*

[@iwasthefirsttevvy]

Pretty sure that's Hickok.

[@dryeyes3453]

Ya shot me... ya shot me pretty good

[@maurotaffijn6147]

Reczos I ain’t got too much to say no more... **BANG**

[@coolioxii5197]

In the lung, not heart, micah doesn’t have a heart

[@AbandonedChan8l]

He has yeed he last haw

[@ilikelegostarwars12]

2:15 How bout’ no? *pulls out lancaster repeater and activates deadeye*

[@Smallboboffical]

😨😨😨😭😭😭

[@arcticgamingjake7775]

Wow, Red Dead Redemption 2 looks cool on PC.

[@JohnTavastian]

Arthur Morgan dies in RDR2

[@gunargundarson1626]

@@JohnTavastian r/whoosh

[@JohnTavastian]

@I Control My Fate oh nooo how could you. That is going to ruin my future job.

[@JohnTavastian]

@@gunargundarson1626 how is that r/wooosh. Im just trying to ruin the game for everyone

[@JohnTavastian]

@I Control My Fate lol

[@aclown36]

Nice video!! I was wondering, Could you do a video on The Battle of The Alamo

[@jegjasperbarajan548]

Red dead redemption 2

[@chase4300]

That’s my boy Christian! That’s my home state.

[@texasrangerfillip9017]

Yeah can you? its about time some Texan history got spoken of on this channel.

[@aclown36]

I was born in Texas

[@dabtican4953]

OH nice, would be a nice video

[@graafixzgaming6652]

Types of comments 20% lol you made this for Rdr2 20% LENNY 20% L U M B A G O 20% "I have a plan/HAVE SOME FAITH 20% spoilers for rdr2

[@tuuperware]

TeErG

[@bangchips2770]

We Just Need *MONEY*

[@dlerpaherpa7138]

have some GODDAMN FAITH

[@filipsandrejevs9549]

Lumbago wery sereous

[@jasonlau5580]

T A H I T I

[@abrahamlincoln4894]

these are things every rdr2 player knows

[@soubo577]

The biggest tip of all: dont get terminal lumbago

[@bennice6811]

Xiablo it’s a slow and painful death, my friend

[@vasillara6968]

It’s very serious

[@thedynamicdoggo4155]

Actually, lumbago is a real disease. Although it’s only lower back pain and isn’t deadly. (Btw please don’t r/whooooosh me)

[@EggGames]

The Dynamic Doggo r/whoosh

[@thedynamicdoggo4155]

Sniper Cat I know you idiot uncle has it

[@clamsandwich6373]

“Especially as there were no anti biotics or anti venoms..” Cowboys: *SUCC THE POSION OUT!!!*

[@bl3florv0rk-61]

If your bro gets bit in the duck by a snake you gotta suck it out, it's just the right thing to do nothing gay about it

[@loserface3962]

@@bl3florv0rk-61 lol thats the original purpose of protection

[@bigbird4915]

Spam health tonic.

[@bubbabooboo2512]

"Bananas" - Woodie Allen

[@luki188]

Remember bois Take your Vacuum cleaner much healthier and effective Just dont do it to Long or Else there is No blood left😂😂

[@doreladaescu9316]

4:53 kinda looks like Arthur Morgan

[@AdamasutojrAJR]

LEEEENNNNYYYY

[@Richard-et3wi]

Dutch micah is the rat

[@RavenMatthew]

but older

[@playeryoshi252]

4:22 for any of you who are curious, the music in the background is “Dixie Outlandish by John Deley and the 41 Players.”

[@silakkalaatikko]

Alternate title: How to not yee your last haw in the Wild West.

[@leomomoeda10]

Me before watching this video in the wild west year:yees last haw Me after watching:ai'nt going to yee the last haw

[@cad1v3r62]

No How t be character in rdr2

[@CptPrice-qr6ng]

@@cad1v3r62 or rdr1

[@dollgate1603]

Is this a Roblox reference?

[@CanadiansAreYummy]

@@dollgate1603 I think so and if not I will make his dog go ripperoni

[@vincentmalab3289]

Guide on how to survive the Red Dead Redemption online beta multiplayer.

[@cameronjohnson4284]

1. Don't trust guys with bandanas around their nose and mouth.

[@laciehinds7768]

JoJo References or don’t trust anyone :)

[@Glorious_Kim_Jong_Un]

That's very specific.. not to be confused with Red Dead Redemption online

[@imjustaquestion9922]

Tip 2: if u see a bear cougar or wolf u don’t have to run faster than it just run faster than ur friend

[@arcticmonke7661]

I’m just a Question? When I see a bear I use my trusty vermin rifle to survive. You may be wonder how I survive with such a weak rifle. Easy after the bear chases me I shot my friend right in the kneecap to give me enough time to escape.

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*1880s:* In Wild West, two men focused and stared each other to trigger their guns... *2018:* Millions of men playing Fortnite and PUBG in order to survive

[@Simplehistory]

but remember duels were very rare in reality :)

[@ADRay1999]

Simple History: very true, but one of the most famous duels in the West was between Wild Bill Hickok and Davis Tutt

[@ApologeticsAddict]

@@Simplehistory but was everyday murder?

[@vonthornton5166]

@@Simplehistory hey there partner

[@oremooremo5075]

Or you can play Red Dead Redemption

[@griffinting1372]

If you needed someone to plan something for you, there was always a man named Dutch Van Der Linde who has a plan.

[@RandyButternips]

I liked the drunk Arthur Morgan

[@mauvepoet]

Skinnyjams yeah

[@duglife2230]

LENNY!

[@fishyfishy3140]

Duglife he was my second favorite, first being Sean... :(

[@brendonmorris2281]

Ynnel?

[@jamesbernadette6216]

Lnenn!y

[@ramadhani201]

**Imagine a proposal in the wild west** Would you be the "yee" in my "haw"?

[@hanz2904]

Who would you propose to your cousin ?

[@mediumunwell]

Would you be the "hitch" to my "giddy up?"

[@ripmo3503]

[insert yee meme]

[@trycoldman2358]

How to survive the frontlines of WW2 on the East West and Pacific front as infantryman, pilot and sailor

[@PRubin-rh4sr]

you dont

[@silviachristandl5874]

Hmm

[@williamjames7293]

finally something ww2 related

[@Brandonhayhew]

Best war to survive stay away from the front lines battles.

[@basmca1]

Get lucky.

[@MartyrMaria]

The fact that everyone is making rdr2 jokes makes this video even better

[@danner253]

Seems RDR2 did a really good job emulating the reality of the West, I find this period fascinating, wish there was more history about it, from the natives to the expansion.

[@Austinm306]

Person who has played Red Dead Redemption: The expert

[@tahitiplanderlinde8640]

... of surviving on the wild west like avoiding the dude named Thomas Downes

[@iwasthefirsttevvy]

Which one?

[@Austinm306]

Ottozo you decide

[@bigcox8729]

8 times

[@zmachris]

People who got Best in the West in Red Dead Redemption 2: The expert

[@Rick-qw7ed]

I Was Just Waiting For Him To Say Tuberculosis.

[@robertlombardo8437]

@Eli Emory Serious disease, that.

[@liverpickle]

Ikr

[@APRP-u8b]

I've got it

[@50mcdonalds]

My tips: remember, a paterson navy can help you, you also need the pump action shotgun, also natives are a bit deadly if they have good sight so avoid it, and don't mukbang foods, you don't know what time you would need the food you didn't wasted, raiding a outlaw fortress is dangerous but just spam many tnt and bombs, sharps rifle is very powerful like a baker rifle, and lastly don't drink too much, you might end up killing someone or get mauled by a bear to death if you're near a forest

[@haikyudes879]

Avoid contracting Tuberculosis and Lumbago.

[@smokeyplane3285]

What's lumbago

[@fishyfishy3140]

smokey plane GET UP

[@noodlery7034]

Oh yeah yeah

[@dropthesoap6ix9ine49]

Ahem *Lumbago*

[@ThePcorpuz]

smokey plane lumbago means lower back pain

[@maemae4811]

1:07 boy no one hunts with a shotgun, thats a 1 star pelt

[@potatoandothers1067]

The ranchers would use shotguns m8 to defend themselfs

[@redtra236]

Slugs

[@dimitrihidalgo284]

totally not because of RDR2

[@holdenraymorris]

I know youre just memeing, but its not called buckshot for nothing

[@maemae4811]

Dimitri Hidalgo good job dude, you almost got the joke!

[@gachagamer9123]

Low honor Me: Damnit High honor Me: TiMe To KiLl EVERYtHiNG

[@connorfehil2805]

Gacha gamer yea I remover I tuned down every one in van hon trading post

[@slandermedic4724]

Sounds like me

[@leomomoeda10]

Me in low honor:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... Me in high honor:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW

[@definitelynotcris]

Me: Doing a school project on world war 1 that's due in 2 hours, and finds a simple history video that shows what I need Also me: Actually not procrastinating for once in my life Simple history: *Wanna learn how to survive in the wild west???*