How to Survive the Vietnam War

[@Simplehistory]

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[@antiradium9228]

Ok

[@exhaustco]

Simple History are you going to do vietnam war agent orange?

[@wearyourmaskplease]

cool

[@nickchapin12]

Simple History May you do the Troubles in Northern Ireland of 1968-1998

[@ΑδαήςΈλληνας]

Very good video, continue the nice work, you are fantastic youtuber.

[@mrxdeathx208]

"First piece of advice for surviving 'Nam" SimpleHistory: Don't go

[@godfather4312]

Lol

[@Jon23189]

@@josukeh.7658 simply don't go

[@artemefimov8215]

@@josukeh.7658 run

[@300subscriberswithmemescha3]

Viet Bui burn the card and hide out in Mexico or somewhere also just don’t mention it to anybody.

[@claytonpactol8851]

@Aaron Z. y e s

[@mraaronhd]

The best advice I heard about surviving in Vietnam: “Get down!” “Shut up!”

[@azizsofwan7683]

Yes, Lieutenant Dan, Sir!

[@emanthechosen1]

Forest Gump 😭❤️

[@joshuaobligar4159]

Something bit me

[@FlyMX227]

Lieutenant Dan, I got Ice cream!

[@Bevo_Baker]

Change your socks

[@LuigianoMariano]

"How to Survive the Vietnam War" *This Video is 65 Years Late*

[@JDBajaBlast]

no its about 3 months 5 days 8 hours 26 minutes and 35 seconds as I speak to early

[@Alex_goat-fn]

Dead solider in heaven: damn you

[@tsolmonbayarodkhuu267]

so true

[@Nick-oh6ms]

Thats what i what I was thinking lol

[@elvir182]

Oh just wait for February 2021…

[@MartianWick]

US citizen: *i graduated from high school can't wait to get married* US Military: *Looks like your going to Vietnam Jimbo*

[@ndhart3213]

Also US Citizen: *Disaapears to canada*

[@Floppy1932]

@@ndhart3213 Adios

[@squirtle53]

@@ndhart3213 US Government: well Jimbo looks like you’re a draft dodging traitor and can’t come back

[@Cipher158]

"Wait this isnt the shadow realm?!"

[@ejlayne6543]

@@squirtle53 I wouldn’t mind that

[@flakeyfilms5792]

My grandpa served in the Vietnam War, as a sergeant, and he told me stories of these type of things.

[@ahadkirk1928]

My grandpa was in nam he served for 5 years

[@doom0047]

Wow

[@stonefliy6289]

my great granpa served in the vietnam war too,as a viet cong soldier.he told me US army was weak in jungle and they didnt have any experience in battle in jungle not like south east asian army.

[@lcbar9230]

Lucky, you get to get told stories about that.

[@IS-2_1944]

My grandpa was a sergeant in the army in vietnam. He told me that his truck he was driving turned sideways on a road and it almost fliped. Then he told me he saved it

[@dimsy8199]

"Put your head down and keep moving !" -Random COD WW2 NPC

[@maelkew3337]

Then he dies because he didn't put his head down

[@JupiterKnight]

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[@sev417hello]

JupiterKnight kkk

[@JupiterKnight]

@@sev417hello (;

[@adamtschmidt4303]

Non college educated American Male in the 1960-1970's: Exists. Robert McNamara: Imma end this whole man's career.

[@s0nnyburnett]

Didn't end enough careers to stop the communists from infiltrating the universities and higher education.

[@lylehayden9627]

@@s0nnyburnett chud

[@DiviAugusti]

This is the only “end this mans career” I’ve ever laughed at.

[@emanonymous]

non college educated is an understatement

[@AlexKS1992]

That's actually sad.

[@MultiZernez]

Thank you Simple History. I waited 65 years for your video on how to survive the Vietnam War. Now I can safely survive it.

[@lalallama171]

I think you’re a bit late

[@cindyhuang7021]

multizerz i agree

[@blob4743]

Man: healthy American citizen President Lyndon B. Johnson: Alakazam have fun in nam

[@sebastianlazer8570]

'I will not send your bois to fight in a ...in a war across the ocean to some country we don't even know of' LJB

[@harshbansal7982]

@@sebastianlazer8570 it was actually I will not send American boys 8 or 10000 miles around the world to do something Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves.

[@sebastianlazer8570]

@@harshbansal7982 oh yes. You're right:) Nice one ;)

[@osamabinladen824]

@@harshbansal7982 But they did

[@dankesteevee1937]

@SgtBaker16 care to explain how he did the opposite?.

[@convertible3071]

Fun fact: the best way to survive Vietnam is by playing fortunate son. It gives 30% boost to attack and defense

[@chaselegoman]

If you don't have access to Fortunate Son, Flight of the Valkyries or any Rolling Stones song will do in a pinch.

[@jamesdyball7316]

or play run through the jungle it will mark all Vietcong traps and give you a 80% speed boost

[@rookie3315]

Or green river

[@notafckinEboy]

Playing All Along the Watchtower gives you sniper abilities that are on par with the white feather not to mention it also gives you the ability to see all enemy traps as well as give you a 40% accuracy boost

[@somerandomguy8725]

or paranoid by black sabbath

[@360pboi4]

Survived the war PTSD: Remember this scene....

[@insertnamehere6096]

"Remember when your entire platoon got gunned down?"

[@Vibing2443]

Lol

[@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam9612]

*George will remember that*

[@adammcgirt7123]

My great uncle was in Vietnam. 68'. I remember my grandma telling when he got home, no one could walk up behind him for weeks. He became a drunk, and died a few yrs back from complications from agent orange. The war fucked his mind up for the rest of his life. Salute to all vets🇺🇸🦅⚔🛡⚓

[@josh_the_alien]

If your story is true (because I've seen a lot of fake ones) than I say Rest In Peace your Uncle and all the other veterans who had to go through that he'll, thankfully my father wasn't born anywhere near the war (he was born in 1981) and didn't have to go through all that, he passed away in 2019

[@joemama-zz6wd]

my grandad also died due to agent orange

[@adammcgirt7123]

@@josh_the_alien your whole post confuses me 🤷‍♂️😂

[@Daisy-e5q6w]

@@josh_the_alien Sorry for your loss, son. We fathers love our children beyond your imagination, so believe me when I say he is somehow with you even now. Grow up and be a good man, make him proud.

[@charleswilson7371]

Should have done a mass revolt and refuse

[@chenrayen]

How to survive any war (if it’s inevitable): get really fcking lucky.

[@amalayperson7208]

That's another story

[@commissarf1196]

Or just don't get involved

[@jovanihicks3036]

That was not an option in there case

[@joshualett6536]

Or die when you come home... seen that

[@diazkohen2149]

OFC, You should not be Frontliner

[@TWeinr]

1:48 Here’s your skip ad button, folks. You’re welcome

[@hngh6404]

You are a good man. Thank you.

[@Henry-wo2qe]

A true American hero

[@navoneelnandan8070]

40% of this video is an ad

[@tern7913]

You are like the most good man in the world.

[@sworthyboy]

Thank you your help will be remembered

[@tardarsauce1842]

US Soldier: takes a piss* Tree: eew US Soldier: ... Tree: ....

[@memecliparchives2254]

US Soldier: What? Tree: What?

[@EnforcerTV]

Everybody gangster until the tress start yelling in Vietnamese....

[@DJmonke123]

USA soldier:ghosts! begins shooting the trees* shoots another tree* tree:ayyy cyka blyat US soldier:0_0 US soldier shots himself*

[@peejayss131]

"More daddy"

[@sushiroll8473]

You have now lost pp privileges

[@starkiller5857]

“The easiest way to survive the war was to not be there” wow what an idea why didn’t I think of that

[@jadendorsey3472]

Some don’t have that choice.

[@fazelgi2374]

The draft

[@starkiller5857]

@@jadendorsey3472 yeah I know it sucks but still it was kinda funny how they said it

[@jadendorsey3472]

@@starkiller5857 it was 😂

[@xecky9881]

I like this nontoxic space, thanks for being you, guys

[@28ebdh3udnav]

"Get down and shut up" According to my dad, who served in Vietnam, stated that at one time, he got the butt of the gun, hit some guy on the mouth just to get him to shut up. According to him, he stated that after that day, the guy never spoke again unless instructed to do so.

[@beastandfeast66]

That’s fucking hard core

[@jacobsaccount9353]

That's mean

[@laynethebreadlord7373]

@@jacobsaccount9353 It what was required to keep him alive

[@mrmr_zoomie]

Soldiers aren’t trained the way they used to be..

[@vloglifesubscribe]

Ok bud ok u don’t need to lie 😂😂😂😂😂

[@NySiiS]

"The best way to survive the vietnam war was to not be in it in the first place" *every sixty seconds in africa, a minute passes*

[@stukature]

*Together we can stop this*

[@emperorsblade2786]

American Soldier: I think I'll take a break in here seems quiet. Trees: Buổi sáng tốt lành American Soldier: ...

[@michaeltheundeadmariachi4494]

Translation of the Vietnamese quote?

[@emperorsblade2786]

@@michaeltheundeadmariachi4494 it means good morning.

[@hoanglongpham1794]

@@emperorsblade2786 good morning vietnam -cartoonz

[@NBH-xh3nq]

American air support: cleanse it with FIRE!

[@ichigamidenki]

@@emperorsblade2786 nah in Vietnamese good morning is chào buổi sáng

[@rocketensky3336]

My grandfather was one of the 30,000 Canadians who volunteered to fight in Vietnam. It would be interesting to see a video covering the topic of Canada in Vietnam as this is mostly forgotten even by Canadians

[@sammuller8331]

Rocketensky my 1st commander was aCannaden BlackWatch major he was one of smartest men I ever served with in 68. Let us do or thing in Jungle and didn’t micromanage us. Didn’t care how we got job done. A pleasure to work for.

[@sammuller8331]

@MATTHEW JOHNSON Where was the Canadian s as military unit stationed in Vietnam? The only one I saw or ever met was my Cpt. Who served in U.S.Army in combat unit. I did 5 tours and only ran into civilian s and sob reporters. Saw pictures of ships in Hypong Harbor flying the Maple Leaf granted civilian ships. I was in II Core to IV Core maybe they were in I Core.

[@rogergoodwin5533]

It needs to be known. Thank them properly. From V N. US of A. Nam vet.

[@williamhusler8651]

The best way to survive the Vietnam war was being a „fortunate son“

[@renaultft1917]

I ain't no fortunate one

[@perdidoenbolivia134]

Or having bone spurs

[@danielbreland8820]

You people got these songs from black ops 1

[@laurencethornblade1195]

Or being Bill Clinton

[@Morebullets315]

Or just go back to your Homeland

[@polarjet1833]

Soldier: “WE NEED AIR SUPPORT ON SECTOR CHARLIE” Johnny Cash: “Oh I’m a pilot, that’s the way I’m gonna be, killing VC with jet engines behind me”

[@agungprasetio4198]

🤣🤣🤣

[@joaquinbatungbacal481]

lol

[@mohammadrezapahlavi4578]

what's this from?

[@cindyhuang7021]

polar jet i agree

[@commietearsdrinker]

Is that really General Lee?

[@russianbear7832]

“How to survive the Vietnam War?” “Be a politician.”

[@miliba]

be born with a silver spoon in your hand

[@alisterfabian9991]

@@miliba oh don't they help themselves

[@jorgeigualbonilla9998]

And taxmen comes to visit The whole place looks like a rummage sale, lord

[@unimportantcommenter4356]

@@miliba And when they ask you how much should they, you should answer: More! More! More!

[@anthonyjoink2563]

jhon f kendy

[@Saurophaganax1931]

Vietcong: *watches video* “Well this didn’t help me at all...”

[@347Jimmy]

NVA: we also did not find this video useful

[@JonatasAdoM]

Vietnamese civilian: "Is this a joke I'm too poor to understand?"

[@hoppinggnomethe4154]

@@JonatasAdoM *North Vietnamese civilians and South Vietnamese civilians in 1968

[@54032Zepol]

I heard jim gaffigans voice when I read that haha

[@Saurophaganax1931]

Didn’t give any advice on what to do in the event of a napalm, or agent orange, strike.

[@tlshortyshorty5810]

How to survive the Vietnam War: Wait till they issue the A1 variant

[@dariff5840]

1. Learned to speak Vietnamese 2. Get inside a bush 3. Yell "Người Mỹ! Người Mỹ!" 4. Profit?

[@izakireemsi2783]

Sounds much better of being a translator

[@povsok3858]

The Vietnamese word say AMERICAN AMERICAN

[@LongHoang-ll7rb]

Sok Pov That's the point

[@TheMackhoi]

It means, "American Person! American Person!".

[@hieulechi2548]

Nah, we say "lính ngụy tới! Lính ngụy tới!" It means something that the army of south Vietnam comes

[@strikeforce1500]

"First dont be American" Me a non American: we did it bois, Vietnam War is no more

[@asleenalee3643]

Yesh

[@standingduck]

It’s “well boys, we did it, Vietnam war is no more”

[@nbj6974]

other countries also fought in the Vietnam War

[@cay7809]

H J oh s(it

[@gerogegerog5926]

Me a canadian:yeah yeah!

[@historyfan]

Me: How do I survive Vietnam? Simple History: Don’t go. Me: My goodness, what an idea. Why didn’t I think of that?

[@williamdissing1041]

whats the safest way of going skiing?

[@charleswilson7371]

Just nuke the North, with no people to fight you have nothing to worry about.

[@josh_the_alien]

@@williamdissing1041 don't go!

[@kevinbabu8919]

Nice Panther Tank you got there, HistoryFan. 👌

[@KarlPHorse]

Joins the airforce: Ends up a pilot. Joins the navy or coast guard: Ends up ferrying SEALs behind enemy lines on a PT boat. Joins the Army or Marines in a non combat role: Still gets mortared and shot at by snipers. You really couldn't win in Vietnam.

[@TyrannoJoris_Rex]

My grandpa fits that exact Navy description

[@KarlPHorse]

@@TyrannoJoris_Rex War sucks man, I am glad your Grandpa made it out ok. so that he could end up making an absolute badass baller like you. If he is till alive, please thank your Grandpa for his service for me. Your Grandpa was a badass my dude and so are you.

[@notlikely4468]

Join the Dental Corps "This is my rifle And these are my gums!"

[@Ariana321]

I don't know... I think ending up a pilot could be considered something of a win, depending on what aircraft you were flying anyway.

[@jobobyoo7297]

French lost After 10 years WITH 50000 zoldiers.usa 500 000 soldiers,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@MikeJones-qn1gz]

Next episode how to survive coming home :(

[@fredthebear277]

Mike Jones sad times man

[@tapwatersoup6027]

tip: look at the trees edit: they can’t use the jungle if there is no jungle edit 2: watch out for the Lorax while burning the trees

[@albertbarese4170]

If they’re speaking Vietnamese, run and scream “no please.”

[@sovietwyatt3938]

And then you fall In a spike pit

[@asdasfasd1984]

Someone will use wall hacks so it won't work

[@m1a1abramstank49]

Napalm the trees

[@AKA__Woosh]

That's why you burn it down.

[@Red_Beard2798]

"Don't be American" Me, an Australian: Yeah... that ain't gonna work, chief

[@DexterMorganBayHarbourButcher]

Or be american just be born before the war

[@charleswilson7371]

How to survive? Refuse to go there and head to Canada.

[@josh_the_alien]

@@DexterMorganBayHarbourButcher or after like my dad was born in 1981

[@Hairysteed]

Didn't work too well for the Vietnamese either.

[@nrz4000paronmen]

Born in 1978

[@somecasualbloke]

If the Lorax got drafted: “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, The trees said something in Vietnamese.”

[@Grisht_]

Omg I’m dying that was hilarious I laughed for 4 straight minutes

[@jamesmortimer4016]

The lorax fought on the Vietkongs side though

[@AFatT34]

lmao

[@danonen7316]

Nice translator mate

[@joksizantos7520]

Send Napalm on my location

[@brightraven8635]

"Easiest way to survive the Vietnam was not being an American" Me: *mission accomplished*

[@vanillavilla.]

-the war ended tho A long time ago

[@pierreprtn4059]

or just do the same as the president : fake having bone spur

[@damienrey8216]

"We did boys Vietnam is no more"

[@ДокторЯдо]

How about being a Vietnamese.

[@captainrex5223]

South Vietnam is America’s ally I’m not American

[@jamieyang7589]

US Citizen: “Wow, I just graduated from high school. Can’t wait to start a family with my GF from school. US MILITARY: *”Well guess what muthafucker”*

[@slaytanicc]

Don’t listen to the trees and you will be fine.

[@exicutioner161]

but then you won’t know when you will die

[@pimhls]

Trees in Vietnam: move a bit U.S. soldiers: so anyways, I started blasting

[@coolfungame8467]

You are funnie

[@Lmn-hc3ll]

Lmao

[@spookyengie735]

Trees in Vietnam:haha AK go brrrr

[@channyvu9798]

Spooky Engie PTSD: **woosh**

[@leorio-b9e]

How to Survive Vietnam War: Find Carlos Hathcock and stay behind him no matter what

[@valetyl5673]

👍

[@comradejimmy3411]

Or steal a boat lmao and escape if possible

[@cay7809]

Or maybe be save by Benavides

[@leorio-b9e]

@@cay7809 if you're a Green Beret go to Benavidez, but if you're a Marine you go find Hathcock.

[@anyoneanywhere8212]

"Enjoy the war, because the peace will be terrible." And for many vietnam vets, it was.

[@nicholasmock5285]

Healthy young American male: "Oh, boy! I can't wait to own a house, start a family, and have a long healthy life." LBJ: "Okay good...b-but you're going to have to put a pin in that for a second."

[@Tyu-b9i]

How to survive the Vietnam War: Don't be American Vietnamese people: Am I a joke to you?

[@25husky]

Be german or literally anything else, lmao

[@Mr-Ad-196]

@@25husky ahaha.....

[@SondreWingarElnes]

Hahaha this one

[@hey.itskyrie1405]

You got me 🤣🤣

[@Kimrothmony]

Imagine you were drafted but you're Vietnamese who live in US

[@metalinyourhead3604]

I think what is most appalling is how Vietnam veterans were treated when they got home. “Baby killers” they called them. They were harassed and abused for being involved in a conflict that they didn’t even start. It’s shameful.

[@esaug644]

Or even wanted to be in

[@Mr-Ad-196]

Damn.....the soldier that got back home and got called a baby killer must be super stress out and felling despair..........

[@Mr-Ad-196]

@@Bravo_99 so......the Vietnam war.....U.S. soldier force to sent in there.........

[@felixdeneve3090]

Little Coward this comment is extremely ignorant both sides commited countless gruesome warcrimes, we shouldnt blame one side

[@felixluna4184]

@@Mr-Ad-196 probably already killed himself

[@carswithed2946]

“Vietnam is home to no less than 37 different types of snakes” Aussies: that’s cute

[@BunnyWitch17]

How to dodge a US draft: Step 1: Be rich Step 2: Pay a doctor to diagnose you with bone spurs Step 3: Profit

[@jameskellum4]

That was my answer bone spurs.

[@felixdeneve3090]

Muffin_man17 hmmm donald trump

[@joshuas.686]

@@felixdeneve3090 if you had enough money to avoid a forced war, you'd do the same thing Trump did.

[@Happyfayce]

I thought leftists were against the war so Im confused as to why they are mad about trump avoiding it

[@i_know_youre_right_but]

STONKS

[@Titus_Macedonicus]

Sponsor people: how many ads do you want? Simple history: yes

[@Moonlight.Deadite]

I only seen 2

[@anthony42-]

Cohan Does stuff to be honest there want that many ads in the first place

[@joemamaobama6863]

He does give good content

[@cmcphotography1]

And thats when the big bucks start rolling in

[@tristin6995]

“The safest way to go skiing is not go skiing at all”

[@wiictvchannel1112]

Oh, I didn't realize it was a trick question.

[@flakeyfilms5792]

But that doesn't make sense, you said "to go" meaning the individual had to be there.

[@talebdaas]

avoid the military draft by escaping to canada !...as i know half a million American men done that during the war !

[@Taffygram]

lucky my grandfather did not get drafted and we still have him here today

[@nonameman7114]

Lucky indeed, my grandfather went to nam. He wasn’t the same afterwards, he was home but his mind never really left the jungle.

[@maxgoldberg3818]

@@nonameman7114 same man, my grandad wasn’t even on the frontlines, he just got drafted in nam to repair trucks, I guess most of his buddies didn’t make it back in those trucks he had to fix bc he’s never been the same.

[@user-th8cw8ku8w]

Bro all the ghost of the vietnam war be watching this like “ oh why did I not think about that”

[@kiwisark8055]

'don't be American' 60000 American ghosts: 'damn why didn't I think of that'

[@optzeropt]

This comment deserves more likes

[@j.e.clockwork3058]

how to survive Vietnam: almost get your name drawn during the "lottery" right as it gets interrupted by a special announcement from the government saying it's putting a permanent halt to the draft. Based on a true story, My dad was watching the broadcast and the initials of his first name and full last name along with part of his social was just barely inches on-screen when the broadcast was interrupted by a special announcement from the president declaring the official cancelation of the draft, making military service voluntary only from that point on.

[@baroncaledon5940]

About to watch this with my great-grandfather who fought in the pacific in WW2, korea and Vietnam

[@moosesnWoop]

I always like the endings of these videos. It's always silent or with minimal sound and kind of give you a moment to reflect on what you watched. It adds a lot of gravity

[@DeadChannel420]

Moral of the video: don't try to hide in the rice fields while you're in a Vietnam War

[@lamgoldenboydo1630]

The best choise is join Vietnamese's people army

[@sctm81]

Wow, can we all just take a moment and appreciate what these then young men, by no choice of their own, went through in an unfortunate war far away from home?

[@kbtiger127x]

How to survive the Vietnam War Step 1: Don’t get drafted Step 2: Repeat Step 1

[@ryanmcsharry9405]

Dang, why didn't the people who got drafted think of this?

[@angbandsbane]

One crucial tip is knowing CCR's other awesome songs so you don't go crazy listening to Fortunate Son on loop.

[@chauntikleer]

My method for surviving the Vietnam War: being born in 1974.

[@theemptylegend0]

How to survive life: Don’t die

[@Painter.Wane92]

"How to survive the Vietnam War?" Just be the son of a rich person.

[@trollingnoobs8384]

Like Trump

[@georgeemil3618]

@Nospam Spamisham Nixon and Kissinger were Democrats?

[@zachlang1982]

George Emil LBJ... 🤦🏼‍♂️

[@echodelta4250]

"It ain't me... I'm no fortunate son..."

[@thekiller7994]

Be gay

[@wales2k4747]

How to singlehandedly win the Vietnam War: Get 25 kills without dying and call in nuclear airstrike.

[@TomFromYoutube]

Life is no Nintendo game

[@blank3683]

@@TomFromKZbin *boomer spotted*

[@TomFromYoutube]

@@blank3683 where?

[@blank3683]

@@TomFromKZbin it is you

[@TomFromYoutube]

@@blank3683 nah my name is Tom. Not boomer.

[@zeropelli7026]

How to survive 'nam Step 1: be a woman Step 2: don't be 18 Step 2: that's it

[@user-pf3uk2lv3e]

Or simply: 1. Don’t be born between 1955-1975

[@Snubnose456]

@@user-pf3uk2lv3e More like 1940 - 1950.

[@rewardunkind4541]

Get a dishonorable discharge

[@nrz4000paronmen]

Step 3 : born in 1965

[@dodiandhika6684]

Step 5: not borned

[@Ryan-ed1lq]

4:58 Anyone else getting flashbacks to Medal of Honor: Rising Sun?

[@gavincleland9010]

Yes dude lmao

[@mEmEzMaN...]

Ryan yep

[@Karlos1234ify]

Yes.

[@nicholastagliaferri5485]

yeah that's funny

[@demonjmh]

Yeah except that was WW2 against Japan

[@definitelynotbeans5639]

Step one: Burn down all the trees Step two: Don’t go near any trees Step three: if the trees start speaking Vietnamese, Napalm and run

[@soldierdude1064]

true

[@toyue4201]

But how survive if you are Vietnamese and you see a Jet incoming?

[@brandonserr634]

@@toyue4201 ask a Russian supervisor if you shoot the missile now or in a few seconds

[@anormalotakunavyguy8079]

Just be careful cause our special force can now can disguise as grass and mud to

[@bcubed72]

"My name is Nguyen, and I speak for the trees!" "I've got the napalm, and I'll do as I please."

[@ALcaponechannel]

US Marine: Oh, hi trees Tree: Shh... I'm amBUSHing US Marine: Right.....

[@nismo3871]

oh yes what if your grandfather was a tree

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

This Pun doesn't sounds good

[@mikitz]

'Say no to drugs.' WWII Germany and Finland: 'Wait, it's possible to fight sober?'

[@tuuresarolahti7291]

*drugs*

[@figtree_video_archive]

@@tuuresarolahti7291 *Gustav, I'm high*

[@ethanzane7648]

How to survive the Vietnam War Step 1 : Run Step 2 : Just keep running

[@wisewordsofall9646]

Zane ! Bullets run faster

[@benevolentgiovanni3113]

@@wisewordsofall9646 just don't get involved I think that would work

[@guypointinghishead5468]

What about the snakes and punji sticks?

[@adit322]

and keep hoping that Jenny will be your bride someday

[@piotrekski-420]

Step 3: Trip a mine.

[@shants4190]

How to survive the Vietnam War: Move to Canada.

[@wardensphoenix5065]

Fisher should be easy, I already live there

[@talebdaas]

as i know half a million American men done that during the war !

[@prestigious7234]

You forgot to mention: after you get home, surviving agent Orange.

[@trollingnoobs8384]

Yes

[@caboose4895]

My grandpa has heart problems from his exposure to agent orange during his tour in the Vietnam war.

[@raptordoniv6779]

Jacob .Yeaton was he American or Vietnamese?

[@miguelitoantonio1950]

And vernial disease

[@hoppinggnomethe4154]

@@caboose4895 if you aren't disabled, then you are a goddamn liar... wait, then mom or dad must be disabled or you are a goddamn liar

[@thefork3525]

My great uncle actually met Elvis when he was in the army, and apparently the officers at the base were thinking about having him preform for the other men there.

[@Bigstarrocker9]

Coming back from Vietnam it's over "Nothing is over!"

[@Rebecca-nw2ce]

Rambo reference!

[@Bigstarrocker9]

@@Rebecca-nw2ce "You just don't turn it off!"

[@ben-kf9mh]

@@Bigstarrocker9 weeb

[@ramid2454]

@@ben-kf9mh I hope you arent serious

[@ben-kf9mh]

@@ramid2454 I HATE, weebs

[@animeneweablet]

"Say No to Drugs" Everyone including Me: *Anti-Drug ads and all, being nostalgic

[@meifunfoo343]

This is crack

[@lienemannca15]

Simple History in 5 years: How to survive COVID-19. Also Simple History in 5 years: What COVID-19 was like.

[@inforism.]

the best way to survive is never being there in the first place. “Bell, we got a job to do.”

[@Bushwhackerdk]

Bell, do what i say take the right path not the left

[@zigzag2527]

Next episode: How to survive PTSD.

[@ceu160193]

@SgtBaker16 Because those that did most likely died.

[@AndreIguodalaFan55]

@@ceu160193 OH YEAH

[@AndreIguodalaFan55]

@@ceu160193 THEY JUST GOT VECTORED

[@gerogegerog5926]

One way out scuicide

[@justananomaly]

@SgtBaker16 Not true. Most Vietnam vets, mainly Marines and Army, have PTSD. Dumbass

[@whitepotato9913]

Simple history: posts a video Everyone:memes

[@pedrofernandezpena2]

Simple History: uploads video Me: 6:51 *Skyrim Flashbacks* 😳

[@Nietabs]

@@pedrofernandezpena2 ok

[@shuriken_x]

"One of the deadliest Snipers of the vietnamese forces is a woman called apache" *laughs in White Feather*

[@MASTEROFEVIL]

What's that?

[@dreamshooter90]

Whites feather killed her while she was taking a piss.

[@lehoang3532]

Though the whole issue has never been confirmed. We Vietnamese expresses serious doubt over this story.

[@anpro2104]

Simo hayha ?

[@noktinnkynoktinnky1329]

@@anpro2104 no that ww2

[@shelbylover1359]

My grandpa was a sailor in the Vietnam war. He told me that sometimes sailors had to fight on ground with the marines. He told me many things and some stories that he had when he fought on the ground

[@kermitthefrog7425]

Trees: speak U.S soldier: *chuckles* I'm in danger

[@Stellar001100]

Agent Orange: *Imma ruin this guy's career...*

[@Wavemaninawe]

Q: How To Survive the Vietnam War 1. Make friends with Master Sergeant Roy Benavidez. 2. Give him your morphine stash, a bayonet and a stretcher... and then stand way, WAY back.

[@chudthug]

Wut

[@freyawion5337]

True

[@duck5304]

Logan Parent Roy Benavidez is a badass Medal of Honor recipient

[@f-15estrikeeagle35]

Make friends with Roy Benavidez and Lauri Torni

[@talebdaas]

avoid the military draft by escaping to canada !...as i know half a million American men done that during the war !

[@auberginereverie]

2:37 You can barely see he has invisible bullets (hint: the frontmost guy)

[@fork2309]

Flash hider? Also its his muzzle flash ofc his bullets aint visible

[@ndhart3213]

I know, hacks.

[@Monkeh516]

Hax

[@AxeTheViking]

Plot twist: it's intentional because his M16 jammed and he didn't realize.

[@GuyMaleMan]

“How to survive the Vietnam War” in summary; You can’t

[@majorcorn0526]

Simple: get jail for refusing to accept the draft in the first place.

[@terranceaddison4599]

And have a criminal record?

[@Conitech]

Easy and simple

[@backwoodsjunkie08]

@@terranceaddison4599 better than dying for a senseless war

[@GStudios777]

820,,, and be a hippie!!!? Lol,,, no thanks

[@jtim83]

Move to Canada when you get drafted (some did)

[@panzerfaust_393]

The best way to survive the vietnam War is to not be in it SOMRONE GIVE THIS MAN A MEDAL

[@ghostcreeper243]

*someone

[@iceswallowpiss8376]

Bruh how do you can survive when u in the milittary

[@goggles6776]

Sir_Bolchevek _ um many men where sent there because there was a war conscription.

[@harshbansal7982]

Or join the National Guard or the Army reserves .

[@blackopsguysemperfi]

Thankfully I was not of the generation sent to Vietnam; however, my grandfather went there. He was force recon during the war. I do not know much of his service, but I ran into one of his friends who was in Vietnam with him. From what I got from him, it sounded like my grandfather did some crazy things from what I was told. He survived the war though, dealt with a divorce, stayed in the corp and made it to the rank of E7, and retired after 24 years of service. He still had time after service and became a detective. Sadly we lost him in 03 from cancer caused by agent orange.

[@-Wreckanize-]

Your F4 cockpit animation was spot on. Well done.

[@Teaspoon9205]

Simple: avoid the trees or drink an Age Potion to avoid age 18.

[@AngelSnowGlitch]

Bưng phở xong chưa bạn?

[@tuananhphung577]

Hoặc là đơn giản là uống nước à quên 3 que 45 năm không có nước vẫn sống tốt

[@toastytoast9800]

Move to a neutral country

[@kayagorzan]

W-what

[@HoChiMeme]

Get drunk with the enemy hahaahshshaaha

[@xensan76]

Get some politicians who actually know what they're doing.

[@lostronin380]

A damn good point that is. Agreed 👍

[@mrcarrot5697]

"I'm Finally Home after surviving that damn dirty Jungle!" Hong Kong Flu of 1968: "no. WE are home."

[@Vulkanprimarch]

@Michael Wolff Yeah the ending of the video really gave a sense of despair. And then the outro just being silent menacing jungle. Really great creative choices by simple history.

[@madmarvshighwaywarrior2870]

Thats no flu... that's Nova 6.

[@Sajovo]

Simple history 5 years later: how to survive vovid in 2020 All of us as adults: this is how i survived son

[@Kameruner]

1: stay low 2: stay frosty 3: shoot anything in the trees

[@mrassassinhunter4139]

And get compromised and get and die Very simple

[@seelz1136]

4:50 can we talk about the position he was holding his extinguisher

[@arthas640]

I've seen some old fire extinguishers that had the hose fixed in that position. I asked someone about it and they said it was to make it harder to accidentally spray yourself in a panic but if you've ever met a fresh grunt you'd have to say they'd probably still manage to do it anyways

[@MrSgtkarl]

It was a medal of honor rising sun reference

[@mEmEzMaN...]

SGT Karl_thegamer yeah

[@sirspookyface1532]

Me: Oh look, a new Simple History upload! *sees title* *fortunate son begins playing*

[@judebigboss6626]

Great video keep up the great work

[@ophuong1704]

Hey there Simple History , can you make about Sino - Vietnamese war ? P/s: And yes , Im a Vietnamese

[@ReySchultz121]

Oh yeah that happened

[@dantecaputo2629]

China: _gets defeated by Vietnam_ USA, France, and Japan: ‘First time?’ China: ‘Interestingly enough, no.’

[@-Kc1937-]

"The war was never over, for me it never ended..." Cliff Hudson also know as Steve Blum the voice actor for Tank Dempsey in the infamous black ops series and cod WAW

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon1828]

Step 1: Don’t live in Vietnam Step 2: Be a woman to not be drafted

[@wanderingjuniper]

So few people seems to have recognised the Vietnamese, certainly not Simple History.

[@ZipZeroYT]

Me, a trans woman: (Crab rave intensifies)

[@comradepolarbear6920]

@@ZipZeroYT nah, you not safe. Unless you've got the surgery done they gonna inject you with testosterone.

[@hngh6404]

ZedstackZip05 When you realise that you are a trans woman in the 60’s: (Crab rave stops) (Coffin dance starts)

[@micahdadbeh5955]

ZedstackZip05 you’re still not safe even today. Trans women still have to register for selective service. Edit: the reason being is that the selective service does not have any protocol in place for trans people. If you are a trans man you are safe you don’t have to register.

[@cheeseman6016]

Thanks you I needed this

[@seacow8114]

Step 1: try not to steal the rice. Step 2: shoot trees step 3: camouflage

[@humberthagansayan773]

[] Nate [] That's why the South Koreans won the Vietnam war thanks to the US and the Philippines for helping them in the Korean War Second: South Koreans didn't use camouflage and they have good rice that's why they didn't steal rice Third:when they realized an ambush was attacking them and saw their traps. They shot the Vietnamese,collected their weapons and found and destroyed their traps

[@independentquebec3500]

Step 4:Kill civilians and then don't get caught

[@NorwaysGreatestSon]

@@independentquebec3500 Thats a Warcrime thats illegal man

[@trollingnoobs8384]

@@NorwaysGreatestSon that actually happen in Vietnam war, and you know who kill them? Yes it's America

[@seacow8114]

Guys I was just joking

[@Ramuu47]

Me: About to sleep* Simple History: Wanna know how to Survive the Vietnam War? Me: 1 Video couldn't hurt

[@Soundsave12]

If only we could show this to the soldiers who went.

[@flaviusbelisariusthebasedl3116]

Or you can do that before they went

[@justsomedumbassontheintern6987]

Well damn this video would have been useful to my great cousin, he died in a punji trap. R.I.P. 😭

[@Ayr-me7vb]

L

[@user-ko3te7oy6d]

@@Ayr-me7vb bruh

[@kyledunn6853]

What a terrible way to die.

[@dtworeselling6104]

Rest in piece

[@dtworeselling6104]

Peace*