Doing My Nails Wearing Molly Goggles

[@JuMixBoox]

These types of goggles are so cool because they can simulate a lot of effects that you would not think just a change in vision that's entirely outside of your brain could do. Like when Cristine said that she wants to crouch and be close to the ground and hold onto things for guidance, if someone did that on drugs you wouldn't think "It's because they can't see well any more." Obviously, there are other influences if you're actually intoxicated, but it's cool how much everything in our bodies works together nonetheless, even speech can be affected by these because of confusion etc.

[@lid2966]

I appreciate this comment very cool point

[@AlexaFaie]

As someone with a pretty severe astigmatism that doesn't seem to get fully corrected by their glasses, that description of the "light trails" is just how I see lights normally. Its awful when in a car in the evening because its so hard to see anything for all the lines coming off headlights, even though its still bright enough to see stuff if there weren't headlights coming towards you. That's just one reason I'm never learning to drive. It's bad enough from the passenger side trying to look more left to avoid it. Can't do that if sat on the right hand side driving. Have to look straight ahead.

[@laramaaike3050]

I don't have astigmatism, but I wear glasses and I am sort of nightblind. When it rains and in the dark, I am a danger on my bike, still I do it. Although less than I did when I was younger. I see a lot of light trails in the dark already, but when it rains it is terrible. I know what you mean, I don't drive and never learned it, bc I know it would be dangerous.

[@JasonAlGhulTodd]

Well, this made me realise that vision like that isn't normal

[@baymoo]

this THIS is why i don't wanna drive either its not that im scared of cars i'm scared to be driving with other idiots on the road who can't drive or just not careful i'm a bad driver as it is and being blind/nightblind doesnt help my case in making it easier to do so and i get shamed by my parents for it constantly

[@pissum420]

I’ve learned that glasses with an anti glare help HEAVILY compared to those that don’t have them when it comes to astigmatisms Obviously still can’t see due to the lines but the lines aren’t blinding

[@iPyromantic]

​@pissum420 I have transitions and they did nada for that effect.

[@chie261]

The drunk glossy taco doodle at the end was the best touch ever 😂😂

[@ademers03]

I almost spat out my coffee, it was PERFECTION

[@onlyamberrr9635]

6:35 the mark on your forehead from the goggles reminds me of when Ben had a hickey on his forehead LOL

[@tito2010otit]

I went thru a really bad breakup right around the time you started talking in your videos, your Chanel got me thru so much and I’m pleased to say that almost 9 years later you STILL make me laugh uncontrollably 😂 I love you ❤❤❤❤

[@BiatheCapricorn]

You need to release an LSD glossy taco and use your new taco logo drawing on it 😂 I died with this video

[@ghoultooth]

That would genuinely be such a cool limited edition polish

[@catoninetales]

I watched the VOD of this but the editing here really adds to the hilarity, awesome job!!!

[@karine-v]

Indeed. Props to the editor.

[@zuhoerlady]

I do not paint my nails at all... I accidently found you and now I'm stuck ❤🎉. I love your authenticity, your humor, you! It always calms me down and makes me smile ❤😅 Thank you for your content. 🙏

[@samblue_17]

Although I always watch the streams/VODs, I must say these highlights are pretty nice - the editing is concise and funny - Shoutout to the editor, @adennfox

[@AdennFox]

❤❤❤

[@vyrarose4773]

LSD (acid) is very different from molly, so I'm not convinced the people who make these goggles know what their categories are, but still a very fun video

[@Intazma]

She called them "Molly" goggles to get around YT, they're called drug impairment goggles but she wouldn't be able to call them that either without being demonetized.

[@vyrarose4773]

@@Intazma in the description she showed and read, the seller had several different ones. The one she bought had a description about simulating "LSD, ecstasy, and Molly". I would think that YT would be more upset about naming specific drugs, rather than just saying the word drug.

[@ghoultooth]

@@vyrarose4773Molly is quite a good loophole though since it is also just a normal name

[@karacoop]

This was so fun to watch. I was cracking up when you were trying to reassure yourself Gold flake taco was a green crème 😂😂😂

[@graymonk5972]

the vertigo effect of drunk goggles was how i discovered that constantly having vertigo isn’t normal as a kid some DARE police officers came to my summer camp with drunk goggles and it mainly made your vision be uneven to give the room-spinning effect. i have a condition called postura orthostatic tachycardia syndrome and when i stand up i get very dizzy, my vision goes black, and i can faint. my blood vessels don’t constrict when i stand so i don’t get enough blood flow to my brain. (like today i was organizing medicine bottles at the pharmacy i work at and was bending over for a bit. i stood back up straight, got hella dizzy, and crashed into a shelf) anyway so we did the control test with no goggles. i got up from sitting down and had to walk in a line and i was very very dizzy but it seemed normal to everyone else bc i’m used to counteracting it to walk straight. (since my vision usually goes black while i’m dizzy, i can walk normally in with my eyes closed too. as long as i’ve at least seen the environment is in, like the pathway to where i need to go, even if it’s a new environment with obstacles i just have to have seen it at some point like before i stood up. it’s a weird skill i’ve picked up) and when i put on the drunk goggles it was basically the same. it just felt like i had stood up from sitting down too fast. so i could walk in a straight line, the only noticeable issue was that my depth perception wasn’t great (but i also didn’t have my glasses on so idk if it was the drunk goggles, lack of glass, or both). anyway the officer was sorta surprised but i was like “oh i can just kinda feel where my body’s supposed to be.” ig that was my 8-year-old brain trying to explain the second-nature autocorrecting for vertigo. the other kids were Struggling so i found it really funny lmao

[@karendauenhauer5619]

Solid content. 😂👍🏻 This is what I come to KZbin for.

[@TumbelinaNZL]

This felt like an OG Simply video! So hilarious!

[@amber6135]

>not ending with "see y'all later, high!"

[@kathrynzeh7907]

I hope the fast taco stays. I was in a fit every time it showed up. XD

[@Britishvisitor]

That thumbnail is amazing/accurate/terrifying 🧡😂

[@molliekeller8577]

i love her hair like that!!

[@elia_simon]

i break a nail just looking at my hand i swear, i dont know how she manages to keep her nails long without anything breaking.... mine dont even get that long and ive tried everything. i guess some are just blessed with strong nails!

[@beaniebun8779]

i know you said that you’ve tried everything, but i’ve recently heard of tips that I’d never heard before and thought that they might be useful !! one is keeping the edges of your nails round if you have more fragile nails. square edges seem to make fragile nails more susceptible to breaking so try an almond nail or something like that !! i’ve also heard of rubber bases, and painting with intention (so like focusing the polish on a spot that’s going to be really supportive of the whole nail. ) @/nailmartusa is where i found these tips ! as a side note, i would be really really careful with doing any of this at home. rubber base is a gel polish and if not cured/used properly, it’s possible for you to make yourself allergic to acrylates which is really sucky because some medical/dental procedures use them !! i’m not a pro but there’s been talk of that sort of thing so just wanted to mention it in case you’re interested !! this definitely isn’t always the case and i don’t know you so i don’t know if you already knew this/are licensed to use gel but i didn’t feel comfortable talking about it without letting you know to be safe 😅

[@alexalexiou7410]

Let the Cristine shenanigans begin! 💜💜💜

[@mjm3091]

12:40 Not gonna lie the gradient living the clear nail on top is kinda a mood. Could see that as a trend in like 40 years, where people get bored.

[@bbdn5123]

😭💗 Whiskers in the wind touched my heart

[@nicu227]

I watched the whole cut stream today and im excited for the edit

[@terramarini6880]

Our local RCMP held a bicycle safety event and had these goggles for people to try. They would run the wearers through a typical roadside sobriety test. My boys (around 8-10 at the time) aced the tests and were unimpressed... Wtf, should I be concerned?

[@rezzy8590]

Actually, maybe you shouldn't be concerned. They are young and because of that, they still have a good handle on adapting their brains to new situations (a lot of neuroplasticity) and some of these effects (like Cristine feeling like things were farther away) might be reduced because their bodies are closer to the ground/their limbs are closer to their torso to begin with. It could also be that when you're younger, you trust your eyes less because you're constantly growing so rely more on your bodily senses (formally known as proprioception). This is so interesting that they aced the tests, so thanks for giving me the chance to nerd out!

[@soude85]

If the other kids didn’t ‘ace the test’ wearing the googles it’s not normal… You should maybe get their eyes checked; it could also be some form of Vertigo.

[@justjenn1427]

Omgosh! I had asked that you make this video so long ago! I'm so happy to see that you did 🎉🎉🎉

[@elleen9177]

You should get the glasses that stimulate vision loss and try to do your nails legally blind ~

[@mon4711]

I love how she can identify different types of holo still! 😂 Edit: spoke too soon

[@Simplesoap]

lol the editing of this video is top tier 😂

[@Trebinhas]

The polar bear on a snowstorm was SPOT ON!!!

[@ramotnik8061]

This is gold content 😂

[@rubyspolishednailz]

Very Dramatic, BTW I like Not Pressed 🥰💯

[@marim0y]

This really could have been on the main channel. It was so fun!

[@heartandseoul1299]

I remember the D.A.R.E program people brought those in and it was hilarious watching all of us KIDS walk around like wobbly little drunks lmao

[@tntuof]

this wass the most fun video in a while, I was in tears 🤣🤣

[@bethanyfrench6654]

I smoked weed while doing acid once and my depth perception completely went away it was a crazy experience

[@irradiated_woman8016]

This is precious XD

[@AdaminaCarden]

Lol the amount of LSD/ M you'd have to take to be tha disoriented is A LOT! I do paintings when I'm on psychs and the ability to zoom in to tiny details makes them really precise

[@elizabethsbest7316]

This video is proof that any mani will good if your nails are long & the sides are clean 😅

[@shania7636]

First time I am this early. Love your content Christine

[@theekatspajamas]

As some who experimented with substances in college, these goggles don't seem very accurate at all. Especially the colors changing?? Like they get more vibrant, but they dont change tone or anything like that.

[@darkangel4994]

2:18 everyone freaking out about the “try to read traffic signs” suggestion thinking they’re telling you to drive while wearing these goggles. y’all know you can see signs form the passenger seat right? or walk outside to look at signs? or even look at pictures? the point is that traffic signs largely rely on shape and colour to differentiate between their categories so these goggles would make that harder. THEYRE NOT SUGGESTING TO DRIVE WITH THESE ON

[@Nauhtei]

the internet dial up sound at 10:48 tho xDD

[@katarinamarusic8141]

Finally a nail art i can achieve! 😂😂😂

[@CajaPetersen]

the reference to the polar bear was too good hahahha

[@starfirebird3099]

That's how my nails turn out when I try to paint them normally lol

[@calictii]

I have painted my nails and my friends after drinking Heavily. And i was trying so hard honestly. 😂😂😂

[@maggiemcneale1893]

Omg hi!!!! I love you so much

[@alliehense]

menchie gang menchie gang menchie gang

[@cherrybomb1386]

Cristine there is a whole video of the spiders on drugs study

[@sjs_1999]

New challenge: use them instead of ski goggles and go skiing

[@irradiated_woman8016]

🎼dumb waaaays to diiieeeeeee...

[@unrequin4805]

@@irradiated_woman8016so many dumb ways to die

[@Hyperlophus]

Xcountry skiing maybe… downhill would kill you and you’d need a closed course for safety reasons

[@nikitatavernitilitvynova]

Yes it is indeed astigmatism. Source? I have it. Been wearing glasses since the age of 4 and have already worn them for 18 years.

[@Elkae]

11:34 Now that's what I call a bisexual disaster!

[@everythingbagel8147]

I have diagnosed astigmatism in BOTH eyes now bc i keep losing my glasses lol but …. ✨😩 mom im a living filter ✨

[@lilmssimsalot]

will you ever create gel polish? :)

[@Ross_mo]

i don't think it's particularly likely, from what I remember, Cristine is not a big fan of gel nail polish. I think it's a personal thing, for her nails health or something, but she is the kind of person who wouldn't make a product that she wouldn't use.

[@lilmssimsalot]

@@Ross_mo that’s what I figured too. too bad because i love gel polish but i still want to check her brand out!

[@nicholaslandry6367]

Yes like astigmatism

[@michaelinthebathroom7560]

12:07 Beyn! 😂

[@Faeriecoma]

Omg in the thumbnail you look like weird al yankovic

[@karlynajaka3532]

I love simply but my ADHD does not agree with the stream comments scrolling through constantly it takes away from the video for me and it bums me out because I would love to keep watching her stuff but I just can’t get past the comments scrolling

[@kasseydye9501]

Oh my god!!! Ahhhh I haven’t watched your videos in so long 😢 did you take a break a while back? The last few years have been crazy and fast. I MISSED YOU!!

[@Quietboywasted]

I can’t tell how long of a break you think she’s taken, but as far as I know she started doing streams, just her simply nailogical content isn’t being made anymore. She posted a video about it on her main channel. But she’s been active online still.

[@armysister125]

Cooking Livestream with the goggles???

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

Mmm, house fire

[@angie1738x]

Ahhh yes lsd def does that........ 😬

[@linzbelle]

lol mary-o cart

[@Babycarratz]

Could you do Ben’s nails like this? But never take the goggles off the till the end of the

[@PearlOfEgypt]

Now do epilepsy shaky hands 😂

[@nekoneko644]

When I read the title I thought you meant Molly Burke glasses 😶

[@xxtraaf]

3:51 💊💊💊💊

[@maximumzach5214]

Molly ain't LSD, two different drugs

[@hashtagmate]

Since when are molly and lsd the same thing bruh 💀

[@savannaridgway2330]

This sounds pretty accurate ngl

[@dash1dash2]

These goggles are nothing like the actual thing. No idea who came up with these lol

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

I know who 🐖

[@evelyn.embers]

who tf is responsible for that thumbnail lol

[@TRAGICTIDES]

As someone who actually rolls on molly - can confirm.

[@foxysin691]

Awesome I'm game

[@annadickens9245]

❤❤❤

[@hun5242]

what do u think?

[@cherrybomb1386]

I drew a really funny horse on acid once

[@Jaecky01]

You look like Adam Sandler in the movie Chuck and Larry, when they get married and Chuck in the courthouse and he is wearing a long wavy hair wig with goggles

[@Amy-kb1sk]

I just watched this while actively drunkenly painting my nails and I didn’t even plan it. Just needed a vid to watch while I drank tequila and did my nails and this popped up. I guess we’ll find out tomorrow how my nails actually look.

[@cariiinen]

Fun

[@Tastykake83]

As someone who has done all the drugs in my past...especially with the molly/ecstasy aspect..I called bs 😅😅

[@keriiberii]

LSTea

[@Heatherly707]

Why is she kinda talking like she’s drunk 😂

[@hostiliteaa]

drug obsessed teen Cristine is here today

[@Jai_dinn]

W

[@karitakh]

Try to recreate it sober, just same as this drunk one and then try to do it how it would be properly done.

[@leeandpheebs8325]

Uwuqu

[@you_fund_de_right_gurl]

CLICK BATE CHRISTINE

[@Cupcakegirlll]

Christine...should I b concerned about ur mental health??lol

[@mjm3091]

"I have no experience with LSD or Ecstasy" - sure Cristine try to delete that part of your history. But a person on just alcohol would not bleach their hair the way you did back in the days. No need to censor your past for the kids.

[@pissum420]

That’s like….not even funny to joke about? Wtf.

[@mjm3091]

@@pissum420 it's pretty funny to me. We aren't talking about drug abuse, but about Cristine's university hippy days. Especially as LSD is actually a drug that doesn't cause physical addiction.

[@karasaekano]

How do you know what she did in her past??? Weirdo

[@mjm3091]

@@karasaekano there are photos

[@pissum420]

@@mjm3091 …..So you’re assuming she did drugs based on the way she bleached her hair herself with no hair salon experience. That’s borderline stupid. Like genuinely.

[@cenortheast799]

Hi, the last video of yours I saw was the "I'm not a youtuber anymore" so I unsubbed and forgot all about you... You're still here tho... But for how long?