Simpsons

[@DakNJaxter]

"Did you just call me a liar?!" "No. I said you're fired!" "...oh... oh that's much worse..."

[@McRocket]

Then he hiccups.

[@ChrisMac2489]

Hick

[@danyhunselar9654]

One of The few Jokes that also Work in German.

[@sirbruno95]

In spanish he says "Did you call me a pervert?" which makes more sense in my opinion.

[@joshuagrahambrown]

It probably rhymes with the Spanish word for terminated/fired, if I had to guess

[@Dedrithhimself]

"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"

[@tomedy_official]

How did they get up there!? They would have had to have climbed up a vertical vent

[@stefanfilipovits21]

It’s funny cuz it’s true

[@samalvey8168]

"Now, out we go!"

[@AaronJamesFD]

@@tomedy_official shut up

[@alsmith7392]

I, that be a fact..... except for a Slippery Irishman....

[@Maximilian_1]

“Class after class of ugly, ugly children” gets me every time 😂😂😂

[@dustinkymalainen8756]

The west coast has entered the chat

[@dharmallars]

Skinners line after that makes me laugh so hard too. He’s implying he agrees the children are ugly but doesn’t see why that should change anything.

[@xxxx85]

What's most brilliant is that they put this line right after "The low test scores" which is a valid complaint for him to have, and then following it up with blaming the children being ugly as well 🤣🤣

[@ivantheterrible2594]

Having his heart melt at the sight of the dog makes it even funnier.

[@tiagu_cho]

​@@dharmallars in the latin american spanish version, skinner replies "no, some of them are... (gets interrupted)" which I also fine hilarious because he was trying to say the kids weren't that ugly

[@HectorSGCG]

Dude, when the kids start throwing things at the vents just kills me. The fact that the teachers are just there smoking makes it even more funny

[@jofez27]

Totally agree! So funny 🤣

[@BenjaminGoose]

Who are you calling dude?

[@GabePickles3837]

@@BenjaminGoose Anyone who see this. Duh.

[@Shamonwhitehurst252]

@@BenjaminGoose your mother

[@mateuszkaczmarek9193]

its awkward,cause your momma said something similiar to me this morning in bed

[@kushpatel3441]

Gotta love that Alien reference

[@SocialWorkProfessor]

Well I'm just nitpicking but it was actually an Aliens reference, i.e., the sequel to Alien.

[@calick7208]

@@SocialWorkProfessor i dont think so. This is a clear reference to the scene when Dallas goes into the vents and the crew spots the alien on the motion detection system. The motion trackers from the sequel are reminiscent of that, but this is a clear reference to that sequence because of the “coming up right behind him” line.

[@SocialWorkProfessor]

@@calick7208 Huh. Fair enough. I'm thinking of this scene: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rYfQpmmrfap3fqs

[@leokrupp4442]

@Frey Look up: Alien (1979) - Dallas Dies Scene (4/5) | Movieclips

[@VanessaMagick]

Nah, it's not a reference, every school has a radar map for their air conditioning

[@smnoy23]

Man, older simpsons just had absolutely unparalleled joke density.

[@Blingo88]

Quantity and quality. Willie falling at the end was like 4 jokes in 1

[@FireIsTheCIeanser]

not really. the early seasons were the worst. plus the animation is a lot better today

[@gedaman]

@@FireIsTheCIeanser Are you serious? The show may look smoother now, but the quality has gone down drastically since the ‘90s.

[@FireIsTheCIeanser]

@@gedaman it was barely funny up until the last 10 seasons

[@frankyfourfingers1382]

@@FireIsTheCIeanser Yer either trollin' or daft, man. First several seasons were classic tv. New Simpsons is objectively unwatchable garbage. Complete tripe.

[@Kerriangel]

Gotta love how Willie acknowledges that it was a good comeback even though he hates Skinner

[@billyvillacis9975]

Huh, I always thought it was sarcasm lol

[@alicekranyk4173]

@@billyvillacis9975 You can tell it’s serious dude…🤔

[@n8archy121]

It’s definitely sarcasm, what’re you guys talking about

[@tom13king]

@@n8archy121 I thought the whole joke was that it’s a terrible comeback but Willie genuinely thinks it’s good

[@mookly1056]

@@tom13king bingo

[@alexanderg1935]

Literally none of this was Seymour's fault. Admittedly sending a guy into the vents wasn't terribly smart, but no reason to fire the man.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

He probably could have more to prevent the situation from becoming a circus, but yeah... the Superintendent got angry because Willie fell on him. Unfair.

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

Although I love that, in addition to a dog inside the duct, firefighters breaking the windows and low scores, the Superintendent blames Skinner for the ugly kids.

[@floydhebert3684]

In his defence, Yom Kippur sounded so made up

[@thiagodeandrade7081]

True, bjt I wonder if he had heard of the Yom Kippur War.

[@shark180]

I blame the ugly, ugly children.

[@phinny5608]

I love how this video is just called "Simpsons."

[@chrisw6164]

Sold me.

[@IsraelCountryCube]

Uh huh.

[@NeverSaySandwich1]

And it didn't even have Homer in it

[@codrinn9999]

You = gay

[@mewhower]

@@codrinn9999 Phin Hamak is equal the word gay.

[@aperson22222]

Gotta love how Krabappel and Hoover smoke right there in the hallway.

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

That was the 90s.

[@waynemarvin5661]

Well, if I 'gotta'. Don't 'wanna', but okay.

[@jackuzi8252]

@@Mi_Fa_Volare Smoking was banned in school hallways long before the 90s. In the teachers' lounge, it was anything goes.

[@Mi_Fa_Volare]

@@jackuzi8252 Well, I assumed. I never saw any teacher smoke. Back in my childhood and youth, people smoked anywhere till 2008 here in Germany.

[@danian5299]

@@Mi_Fa_Volare Krabappel? Ive been calling her Krandle!

[@MikeyAdzy]

I love how Willy is beyond jacked when his shirt comes off 🤣🤣🤣

[@joshuakruebbe3762]

Lunch lady wanted some of that

[@rammbostein]

him and Flanders must be hitting the gym religiously to keep in shape like that

[@RatelHBadger]

@@rammbostein Willie spends his day raking and mopping and all manner of manual labour jobs around the school. Jock is ripped without even trying.

[@johnindigo5477]

@@RatelHBadger plus he probably doesn't eat that much.

[@brian130]

Yet he has a gut when he's clothed

[@MichellaneousMe]

Seymour defending the children from Chalmers remarks about their appearances was very wholesome

[@CorazonMexica]

Underrated detail.

[@ricardobortolon5929]

He wasn't defending them, he was arguing it was irrelevant (so he doesn't disagree): "well I don't see what that has to..."

[@RedFloyd469]

yeah, he's not defending the kids, only himself from Chalmers' accusations. And he's justified in doing that of course. Regardless, skinner has also shown that he doesn't believe the springfield children will ever amount to anything. Just look up "prove me wrong kids!"

[@katelynoreilly6144]

The opening joke of Skinner not being familiar with Yom Kippur … even the throwaway lines are well written jokes

[@edoboleyn]

“I mean, it just sounds so made up!”

[@ater010]

can you explain to me? sorry my ignorace

[@493HZ]

@@ater010 The kids last name is Jewish and Yom Kippur is a Jewish holiday, Skinner likely didn't give the child time off from school to celebrate it

[@ater010]

@@493HZ thank you

[@burwa]

@@493HZ good fuck these us who are responsible for the Palestinian genocide

[@joebykaeby]

That “okie-dokie” is one of the best moments in the series I always say it just like that

[@BenjaminGoose]

run on sentences are fun im 11

[@commenteroftruth9790]

@@BenjaminGoose judging the grammar of a youtube comment is fun im intelligent

[@olafbellefroid3393]

1:46 I love the sight of the teachers casually smoking in the school's hallway in front of the children.

[@cnett486]

"Class after class of ugly, ugly children!" Lol

[@Nextraker]

He greased up with his retirement grease 😂

[@taimalik1110]

Springfield elementary barely has enough money for any of its programs like the arts and music and has an extremely high failure rate, yet it has a really advanced HVAC system complete with a digital map that detects in real time any blockages

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

Guess where the budget went

[@trenchcoatjoe1891]

Where do you think the arts and music budget went

[@jr427]

@Marko Botic hahahaha!!!

[@nomadcowatbk]

many schools have fancy buildings but low paid staff, some of fancy buildings are paid for with bond issues, the KCMO school district spent millions on fancy buildings with olympic sized pools but test scores didn't improve

[@HectorSGCG]

I love how the kids go insane just because there is a dog in the vents.

[@machoman1016]

Especially Bart knowing that it's Santa's little helper.

[@mrbenoit5018]

Does that happen often?

[@matthew8153]

Any excuse to not listen to the teacher for the day.

[@ricardobortolon5929]

It's hilariously realistic!

[@13thvarebel16]

Totally right...whenever somebody got on the horn and said "Teachers and students remain calm, but we have [insert uncommon and oddball occurrence that disrupts normal school operations]," it was literally the whole school's cue to go apeshit! 😂

[@GdoubleWB]

“Grease yourself up and go in, you… you… guff-speaking work-slacker!” “Ooh. Good comeback.” Game recognize game.

[@damianclark550]

Just excellent writing. Shows how much of a difference it really makes. Each line is a joke in itself

[@HJbear]

And even the animation is much more entertaining. Watching Willie slide pass the dog is some of the funniest animation.

[@davidvdb20]

2:02 Willie doing butterfly stroke to catch up on the dog is priceless

[@SailorYue]

"lunch lady Doris, do ya got any grease?" "Yes. Yes we do." "Then grease me up, woman!" Tears off clothes. "Okidoki."

[@Matt-pd2cq]

Yup. That's what happened.

[@hell5309]

She likes what she sees!

[@BeastWarsFan]

Y'know, in real life that would require a visit from HR. That being said, this always made me laugh as a kid. BWF

[@rckdz]

It was already shown in another episode that they slept together when he did it to get a key she had to set up a prank to blame on bart

[@SweetLolita8]

Most likely made her day 😅

[@KCKingdomCreateGreatTrekAgain]

In the duct Willie has on regular briefs but when he falls they're the kind with string sides.

[@asj412]

What’re we to believe that these are some sort of magic briefs? Boy, I sure hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

[@mconn86]

Literally unwatchable

[@francomuscellini1744]

@@asj412 a wizard did it

[@BeastWarsFan]

@@asj412 The Magical world of censorship. (considering that (from my understanding) Willie usually never wears underwear) BWF

[@steverogers7601]

Just lobbing and chucking books all while the teachers stand there smoking lmao!

[@AlecDouglas]

I realize that it's part of the Alien reference but it's amazing that this elementary school has a radar system in the air ducts

[@HuckleburyFlynn]

Lunch lady Doris's delivery on 'Okie Dokie' kills me each time.

[@Tim85-y2q]

The best part of this is that Willy leaves a grease stain on Chalmers' suit.

[@rawkguy4896]

1:38 I was 12 or 13 and I remember literally CRYING from laughter when they start throwing their books at Willie. Even now this still cracks me up. God I love The Simpsons first 10 seasons so much

[@ethsofresh]

Seriously, the first like 11 seasons of the Simpsons are literal fire. The jokes, timing. Sooooooo damn good.

[@BenjaminGoose]

Literal fire? Do you know what literal means?

[@Skumtomten1]

You know where one can watch all the seasons and episode?

[@Edwardify]

@@Skumtomten1 WatchCartoonsOnline :P

[@danzam40]

Season 11 was kind of trash. 1-2 was the show’s ascent, 3-8 were the golden seasons, 9-10 was the decline, and everything 11+ is unwatchable.

[@danzam40]

@@Skumtomten1 all seasons streaming on Disney+. They removed the Michael Jackson episode though.

[@_ArmIa]

“NYYYYAAAAAARGH MAKE WAY FOR WILLY” somehow manages to be the funniest moment in this, and I do not say that lightly.

[@zebraneighbor6383]

Krabapple and Hoover smoking cigarettes in the hallway right next to the schoolchildren is hysterically funny to me 😂😂

[@noahboat580]

The teachers smoking in school while the kids are throwing books at the airvents LOL

[@kopawhite1399]

When Willie said "ooh good comeback" he wasn't being sarcastic or tried to denied it, that just makes it alot more funny😆

[@andrewz5981]

I only just realized from this that Homer and Willy are the same voice

[@humboldt2087]

It's hard to pick a favorite Simpsons character, but Groundskeeper Willie is definitely in my top 5.

[@Summer-rj9ms]

"Class after class of ugly, ugly children" lmaoooooooooooooooo

[@strikeforcealpha9343]

When the Simpsons was still funny... "Make way for Willy."

[@marleecorrell1486]

“I said “Make way for Willie”, ya bloated gasbag.”

[@bloodCount8895]

I loved how classic Simpsons would later movie and TV references into their episodes and never told the audience if it was a reference. Unlike family guy where they have to tell you the exact reference or have chris say hahaha movie references.

[@StewNWT]

no kidding - the alien reference in the vents was so precisely landed and I didn't even recognize it as a kid

[@enjoyitbro]

Willie insults the Principal and the Superintendent he just doesn't care

[@mookly1056]

union

[@chrisd2051]

@@mookly1056 unions dont do shit. Willie is just a savage.

[@mookly1056]

@@chrisd2051 nah unions are amazing. we'd all still be working 12 hours a day 6 days a week without unions

[@chrisd2051]

@@mookly1056 lmao whatever you gotta tell yourself to justify getting shaken down twice a month.

[@mookly1056]

@@chrisd2051 what I've said is verifiably true my man

[@bombabombom3603]

What's weird about this is that this episode, being number 100, was marketed as "Bart's biggest prank yet" despite that he never actually pulled any intentional foils, just that the dog letting loose in the air ducts and getting Skinner fired.

[@John0316Meadows]

Wasn’t the clip show episode with the exploding beer that put homer into a coma labeled Bart’s biggest prank yet?

[@bombabombom3603]

@@John0316Meadows There are old commercials for the marathon and they would say that this episode is the biggest prank yet. Fox's marketing was really bad and manipulative, like for the Malibu Stacy episode, it was marketed around something stupid, Bart being devious with the new doll, even though Bart was not even the focus at all in that episode. It's the oldschool way of promoting with the practice of "we have to keep the stakes high, so make up something enticing and that'll draw them in" and then you get a really thought out episode for a completely different reason. The logic is that the ends justify the means. If you can market it, you got gold.

[@Tchernobog]

0:27 love how the "give a hoot" krusty poster was originally sideshow bob with his afro

[@nightmoves12]

"Give a hoot, read a book". Makes perfect sense when we learn that Krusty is illiterate! 😂😂

[@S0ulGh0st]

There wasn't a single unfunny joke in this entire clip. Old Simpsons is pure genius xD

[@suzannechristie7753]

I'm sorry, did you just call me a LIAR?! - No, I said you're fired. Oh, that's much worse...

[@PhoeniksStorm]

"I know Weinstein's parents were upset, uh, superintendent" Well probably not that upset. Knowing what he had done

[@colinmackinnon696]

Yeah may he rot in prison!

[@PrincessofPower84]

Lmao

[@LegendsDFlarrow]

1:40 My Best Part Was Kids Throw Object At Groundskeeper Willie

[@jboner2121]

I laughed so hard, that had no reason to hahahaha

[@MC-xv2tn]

0:05 “it sounds so made up… yom kip poor” LMAOOOO that’s genius writing

[@zechariahdymond4358]

Right about the time the kids through stuff at the vents, I was urineless.

[@frankinsoc2028]

So based on how new the comments here are, this 8 year old video simply called "Simpsons" seems to be popping up in everyone's (including mine?) suggested videos in the last 24 hours? What's most funny is this video has less than 2k views and they seem to have all come today.

[@Trademarc1977]

I'm scared. 😢

[@jordanwiley4582]

11k now

[@newjerseyyouth4853]

@@monkey1o8 the god of our Tim’s

[@isaacjones6323]

You must be new to the modern KZbin recommended system

[@Danflave]

Just popped up in my recommendations today with over 100K views...

[@Brd-wv9io]

This video is 3:24 of pure concentrated jokes and clever writing. Truly TV gold.

[@steventheguitar5470]

Gotta admire how strong willie is, he ripped off his overalls like they were paper.

[@ricardobortolon5929]

Or how bad his clothes are

[@loadingusername3348]

I kinda feel bad for Seymour, he was so stressed out XD

[@danjknott]

You know, if you think about it, Bart didn’t really get Skinner fired. It was just the straw that broke the camel’s back.

[@tommyt1971]

“They’s nary an animuhl alive thit kin oatrun a graysed Scotsmin!”

[@OsirisT]

Willy literally always just wants to help and I love that 😂

[@rdc2021]

Buff Willie and that Alien reference killed me 🤣😂🤣😂

[@user4fvRm2mf]

"THAN GERRREASSE ME UP WOMAN!!"

[@kevinfinnerty8071]

That’s nice work boys

[@raulgutimanza1234]

That joke was so funny, they were literally just balling instead of helping at all🤣

[@r850a161]

I actually love that Aliens and Alien references

[@Luboman411]

Now that I work in education as a teacher, I am going to be honest--these sound like totally plausible scenarios that a principal would face on a normal school day in a public elementary school in the U.S. Except with less grease and more vomit and blood. LOL...

[@MsCassidy23]

It still kills me on how cheerful Edna was when announcing the arrival of Superintendent Chalmers.

[@IntrovertedOreo]

1:19 to 1:32 nice homage to the Alien movie 😄

[@samalvey8168]

"Lunchlady Doris, have you got any grease?" "Yes. Yes, we do." "THEN GREASE ME UP WOMAN!" "Okey-dokey." I love how she just casually rolls with it. Her years in the public school system have left her so jaded that nothing surprises her anymore.

[@calick7208]

Dude she reacts like that because a man with a muscular body is asking her to give him a grease massage all over. She’s obviously aroused.

[@samalvey8168]

@@calick7208 Fair point. She just probably didn't expect that when she got up for work that morning.

[@calick7208]

@@samalvey8168 She def didn’t lol

[@BlackPawn14]

Lunchlady Doris be like: ...damn he's ripped

[@GogglesVonAwesome]

If someone asked me to recall it from memory, I would have said this sequence was much longer. They packed so much into 3 and a half minutes.

[@chrisw6164]

That’s nice work, boys.

[@irishnessie]

"Class after class of ugly _ugly_ children." 😂

[@mvader7188]

Love how Santas Little helper sounds like a locomotive when running through the vents.

[@agnosobosovo9775]

@2:46 "Everything's under control." Lol

[@samalvey8168]

"SKINNER!"

[@paulrash8861]

The cops playing basketball, wiggum said nice work boys😂😂

[@RandomStuf69]

03:02 Love how Willi just throws the dog out of the vent without even a warning

[@Tucker11111111]

Make way for Willy! Never gets old.

[@SbsGrinth]

Everytime I used fall from a high place I always yell, "make way for Willie!!" ah youth...

[@utube6093]

2:41 Superintendent Chalmers: SKINNER!!!

[@GazpachoMacho]

The incompetence of those fire fighters was just too much for me.

[@jeffrowisdabest]

I love how their heating system comes with a motion detection monitor.

[@AlexAminoff]

I always loved how willie was inexplicably jacked

[@williamei3166]

if skinner were smart he would use dogs more often seeing that the superintendent has a very sweet spot for dogs

[@CT-pi2gl]

"Wha... did you just call me a liar??"

[@JOsKosID]

''No. I said you're fired.''

[@CT-pi2gl]

Oh - that's much worse....

[@jeffmillett7332]

Willy goes to the lunch room to get greased up instead of just getting some food to lure the dog out with.

[@mothichorror446]

Skinner told him to grease up and climb into the vent, so he's greasing up and climbing into that vent

[@ZekuEtyopia]

Of course...it had to be Bart Simpson's dog 😂

[@stevelucky7579]

3:13 when they make it to the honey moon sweet.

[@blackidna]

3 minutes and a half, not a missed beat. Can barely see through the tears, can barely breath from laughing. I miss the old Simpsons.

[@Vantainium]

“Remain calm, there is a dog in the vents” Comedy gold

[@Eddiebravo-kn8jh]

Even Ms. Hoover was laughing at Skinner, getting the hiccups when nervous.

[@franks8010]

I never really realized that Willie looks so much like Animal from the Muppets until now.

[@Infinitecow]

The "okie dokie" gets me EVERY TIME

[@Gencoil]

So that's why the school is in such a bad state, they spent all their budget on the ventilation monitoring system.

[@lasarousi]

I didn't even remember this being an alien parody lol

[@rogerbertrand9406]

Doris' okeedokey gets me in the giggles. @0:58. So unexpected, so hard to read.

[@TyranntX]

Willy’s a constant reminder of why he’s my favorite Simpsons character

[@jessediaz1293]

Video title should been: “Make Way For Willie!!!”

[@inkheart151]

“MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE!” XD

[@matthew8153]

Willy went from a speedo to a bikini.

[@flamingeel3196]

I love how Bart and Lisa's teachers are smoke within the vicinity of children

[@RetroReviewsMovies]

3:21 “I’m sorry did you just call me a liar?”

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

"No, I said you were fired."

[@RetroReviewsMovies]

@@JohnGardnerAlhadis “Oh, that’s much worse.”

[@agentscarn7270]

2:26 Wiggum is the man

[@concertautist4474]

Poor Willy ain't being paid enough to add greased dog hunting to his day job.

[@colinbradfield72]

The way Willie is running like a baboon at 2:00 kills me

[@MoogleMog]

"Then greases me up woman!" That line has staid rent free in my head for years, still funny to this day. XD

[@Gorillarevolta]

MAKE WAY FOR WILLIE!