The Simpsons - Homer At The Buffet

[@rixxy9204]

"I think I have some tictacs in my purse" "Excellent choice" *still writes the order*

[@jaykong1128]

I was fuken SLAYED SON! Shit made me cry XDDDD

[@MMAGamblingTips]

Rix xy Still brings wrong order.

[@JMG_86]

_Writes: "She has lost her will to live."_

[@BasedDude3260]

I am the 1,200th like!

[@Jetsudo]

This is one of those moments where I can say to all, I make tic tacs! And I will get love and praise for it, no doubt.

[@JoshSmithNo1]

"Do these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?" This line gets me every time lmao

[@nitaistrange112]

The pathos is GOLDEN.

[@nitinudapi3752]

The jury was the best part!

[@JOGA_Wills]

Haha yeah Lionel Hutz bursts your gut everytime... the one where he takes off his tie to fool Apu kills me just as much hahahha Apu even describes the type of knot the tie is in ha..

[@darkhound_inc]

*"That could've been me!"*

[@casualfocus1371]

He's not wrong

[@travisbickle4307]

"T'was a moonless night, dark as pitch when out of the mist, came a beast, more stomach than man!"

[@datprawn4850]

Hey!

[@the_even_toed_ungulate.]

Dark as pitch

[@GrosvnerMcaffrey]

He's more man than stomach when it comes to steak but if it's doughnuts and seafood his beer belly becomes a bottomless abyss

[@DSJVNdsjnvf4356]

gotta love those overly dramatic descriptions

[@M0butu]

ARRRRRRR

[@shutup2751]

i love how the captain starts laughing maniacally after they say ok to his offer of more iced tea

[@philipmancera2505]

It's his job and he likes it fine. It makes him feel Jolly than a Roger.

[@aakksshhaayy]

Makes you fill up on fluids rather than seafood

[@philipmancera2505]

@@aakksshhaayy Food and Beverages just keeps everything in balance.

[@alvexok5523]

"Would you rather eat a village rat than another burger?", lol, I like that line too

[@catbranchman01]

@@alvexok5523 it’s “bilge rat” not village rat - easy mistake to make, and I didn’t know what a bilge rat was when I first heard it 🙂

[@ceruchi2084]

"We went fishing..." One of Marge's saddest lines.

[@matt13r1]

Wasn't Marge allergic to seafood?? So why did she even go?

[@leocoelho12]

@@matt13r1 true love

[@matt13r1]

@@leocoelho12 touche.

[@damage6836]

@@matt13r1 some women will follow their man no matter what haha

[@DreamVikings]

And testifying in his favor xD.

[@chrismccarter228]

This was the only time Lionel Hutz was a real lawyer and did his job.

[@PsychoChuckGreene]

He also did well with the case when he defending Chester Lampwick and Bart when he ate that metal jagged piece in a Krusty cereal

[@frankj2879]

@@matthewklahn7523 make me!

[@Ddanielgonzalez]

Chuck Greene no he didn’t. Bart and Lisa saved him, he even asked the kids for help.

[@charlie172011]

@@PsychoChuckGreene and then he stole practically all of Bart's compensation lol

[@PsychoChuckGreene]

@charlie172011 that’s true, and made it even easier for him when Krusty ate a poison Krusty-O

[@coolperson962]

'Does these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?!' 'THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!'

[@vanmoody]

"We're in trouble" arggggg. lol

[@agk2802]

Robert Moore « It should’ve been me » - Dolph Freaking Ziggler

[@vincentfichtler7758]

"Homer I have a proposition for ya fair and true."

[@PANZERFAUST90]

the one time you could use quotation marks and you fuck it up lol

[@fredfredburger5150]

My favourite bit too!

[@brucethomson3242]

'I have some tictacs in my purse.' 'Excellent choice.' 😅😅 genius.

[@lupodelupis3672]

Conan O'Brian...what a brillant comedy mind!😁

[@themasterofcommentsandrese4351]

Marge is allergic to fish. That didn’t stop her husband from searching for other all you can eat restaurant deals and going fishing.

[@mranderson6748]

I think of that when ya visit someone's house and their food sux lol

[@backhandok]

I still think "The Frying Dutchman" is a pretty damn great name.

[@lordgoro]

it is

[@rightwaydothings4133]

That is a pretty sweet name.

[@Dinosaurman34]

@@tobym5185 That’s a fish and chip shop where I live

[@Dinosaurman34]

@@tobym5185 Gooooooood. Crispy battered fish, fluffy salty chips.

[@SuperTed19021]

I *so* want to go there! The thought of salty Edam. Mmmmmm.

[@lapidus9552]

Classic Simpson, when practically every single line was quotable.

[@AwnPoynt]

The Widow's Son exactly

[@ninetailsgaming2919]

“This was the most blatant case of false advertising!”

[@anything7441]

True that. Best time ever. The laughing continued well on to second to last period the next day in school. Where a good buddy n I would re enact various statements. And laugh crazily

[@JohnWilliams-gp6ec]

Fairly warned be thee, says I.

[@Minirow]

"uhhh there's a pizza here fo--" "right here"

[@Thatbasedcat]

“I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restuarant and they had to close the restuarant.” - Ralph Wiggum Season 7

[@shepardmint933]

“Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but that doesn’t mean he’s some food-crazed maniac.” -Lisa Simpsons, Season 7

[@lifeisgood420365]

Ooh, cool, I never noticed the call back reference lol

[@andi8768]

"Oh, that's raspberry..." - Homer Simpson Season 7

[@robertprince2651]

🤔🤔😅😅🤣☠

[@kdohertygizbur]

@@robertprince2651 Lisa groans and looks down

[@DfRaid]

Old simpsons managed to put in a gag every 5 seconds. And all of them hit. Pure genius.

[@brycefourn2001]

Same with the first three seasons of SB. :)

[@freddyvidz]

Yes

[@chrisw6164]

Yarr

[@theoriginalsethial]

It's getting old pointing old Simpsons vs new Simpsons. Just saying

[@freddyvidz]

@@theoriginalsethial 😂 It really is

[@FJose95]

“We went fishing .” That line is comedic gold 😂

[@tombitetto9498]

Yeah. Stuck with me from a much too young age

[@jarrodyuki7081]

oh boy.

[@ajfoodiesaiyan]

I love how she cries after it too. 😂

[@philipmancera2505]

@@ajfoodiesaiyan probably too ashamed, humiliated and disappointed by Homer's Healthy appetite for good quality Food.

[@MrWildcat2009]

@@ajfoodiesaiyan because she knows that she lied under oath per Lionel’s orders, against her will, to help Homer win his suit.

[@Olimar73]

"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"

[@Sin526]

I just saw that clip a little bit ago and instantly made that connection!

[@newsgetsold]

Nelson: *points* "Ha ha!" kzbin.info/www/bejne/aH2wYXaQj56IrZo

[@VGamingJunkieVT]

Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some food crazed maniac!

[@guyincognito7308]

@@VGamingJunkieVT"ooooohhh this one's raspberry!!!"

[@mudchair16]

Washing my fat guy hat, honey.

[@muramasasedge5443]

The entire Jury being morbidly obese is hilarious.

[@Tempusverum]

Also Homer willing to eat the deadly eclaire knowing full well it will kill him. ‘Murica.

[@barrettfenwick8028]

"That could have been ME!" :p

[@josh18230]

A jury of his peers.

[@pbyrne3193]

NGL I never noticed that before 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

[@KH4444444444N]

@@josh18230 A jury of his "steers".😎

[@jeffgeminis925]

"That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!" "Oh, he's hideous! I heard they shaved a gorilla". My favourite quotes of this episode.

[@Mouth4War88]

ROLMFAO

[@thedkm-4894]

@@Mouth4War88 ....

[@legitbeans9078]

...

[@admiralandy1983]

I wonder if the shaved a gorilla line was a reference to when people mistook Homer covered in mud for Bigfoot?

[@jeffreym.8957]

@@admiralandy1983I would doubt it. Gorillas are real.

[@jeffw8218]

I like how Lionel Hutz is both a competent and incompetent lawyer at the same time.

[@billjohnson2081]

Most lawyers are like that irl

[@louistournas120]

Fairly warned, be thee, says I.

[@MJofLakelandX]

Inconsistencies are always consistent

[@thewisenoodle1116]

Saul Goodman

[@learnwiththomastoday4228]

Hes pre 9/11 jimmy mcgill

[@zakretsas8898]

"Tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin machine, arrrrgh"

[@-M0LE]

Zak retsas yar

[@richardwere4487]

My loan accounts

[@honestabe5153]

More stomach than man

[@tomtv8394]

Tinky Winky that’s the most fucking pathetic insult ever said by mankind

[@tomtv8394]

Tinky Winky you come back with the worst fucking insults I’ve ever seen my brain cells are fucking dieing due to how fucking bad and cringey your comebacks are

[@obsidiandeluxe4474]

“Is it more iced tea ye be needing?” “OK” *maniacal laughter*

[@KabzieMusic]

lmao

[@anomous2307]

aye

[@coldplay8]

Obsidian Deluxe Hahahaha

[@SuperTed19021]

That's why I love the Captain.

[@mrromero1297]

Almost 30 years and still fuckin hyseterical

[@seanthomson5578]

“Homer I don’t use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.”~ Lionel Hutz’s best line.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Excuse me while I vomit from that bull crap!

[@azmanabdula]

*Lionel huts waking up* "Ill stab you" "Oh hello"

[@twalsh27]

Yes!

[@MisterE1976]

Woohoo!

[@srujan00]

no, money down!

[@7599mmd]

"When out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man."

[@yisraelmedina6192]

lol

[@aaronsalentine7876]

There is a black hole in Homers stomach lol

[@Argonwolfproject]

@i am your DNA i am your clone And what are you supposed to be, a spambot that leaves hate messages?

[@tabutu1]

Another basement dwelling virgin neckbeard. You sad pathetic fool.

[@Mellowne]

and i make everybody sigh

[@tron3entertainment]

"That man ate all our shrimp... and two plastic lobsters." Bewildering AND hilarious.

[@mac_truck94]

I think the fact he ate 2, meant he ate one, liked the taste and ate another makes it so much funnier

[@mr_snrub]

Tis no man, that be a space station

[@thedelster9525]

And took plastic lobsters *

[@thesprawl2361]

@@thedelster9525 No, it's _"two_ plastic lobsters". Where's the joke in saying Homer took some plastic lobsters? The joke is that he ate them.

[@richcampoverde]

Are you the atraxi

[@LAVATORR]

There is an impossible number of classic lines here.

[@mrbrokenmonkey]

+LAVATORR I don't use the words "great poster" often, but you are the greatest poster in youtube history.

[@cuckoophendula8211]

+LAVATORR One thing that really disappointed me as I was growing up alongside the simpsons is that over time, the number of quotable lines eventually went way down to nothing. And as we all know, this decline correlated with the way the show ended up being.

[@KristerAndersson-nc8zo]

+LAVATORR It is a remorseless eating machine,

[@AJTwo]

+Cuckoo Phendula : It's like watching a former champion racehorse. Except now he's old and arthritic and crippled and they're still making him run.

[@AJTwo]

+Broken Monkey (BrokenMonkey) : That is the most blatant case of KZbin hyperbole since I watched a clip from The Neverending Story

[@jexxer]

I don't think I've seen this episode in decades, but in my head I still hear Homer's voice saying "But the sign says 'all you can eat'!" _every single time_ I see or even think about a buffet.

[@crixxxxxxxxx]

Lionel Hutz actually wins a settlement.

[@theman1412]

sort of

[@studinthemaking]

lincolnlobster I think this is the only case he won.

[@UnchainedEruption]

lincolnlobster I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm!

[@studinthemaking]

Zachary Thomas Forget that was in the episode.

[@J4hk2]

@Zachary Thomas Also won the cases against Roger Meyers Jr. and Mayor "Bob" Terwilliger

[@Chrisbajs]

The writing was so insanely good. A good joke every other line.

[@lw954]

Love the profile pic

[@godsu]

You are the greatest hero in American history

[@strangemarkings]

Conan O'Brian wrote a lot of this episode and created the character of the Captain

[@glipk]

Great album

[@spb7883]

Humor works best when one isn’t afraid to offend.

[@adrian4397]

The Monorail gets all the hype as Conan O'Brien's best episode, and it's hilarious, but this one is just as funny. "That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters."

[@stevencramsie9172]

What's more amazing though is The Monorail was his first script.

[@adrian4397]

@@stevencramsie9172 great point!

[@stakkadakka3427]

@@stevencramsie9172 ever notice how the monorail guy looks like conan?

[@jordanboyd5587]

"I heard they've shaved a gorilla."

[@skinnybuddha8988]

I was just saying this. I'm really gonna miss the Conan show. I cannot believe it's actually gone, it doesn't even feel real.

[@ericpeters9787]

Homer also single handedly bankrupted Red Lobster during endless shrimp.

[@maoribrotha53]

“This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film the never ending story”.

[@MrGts92]

"Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point?"

[@christophzeit6282]

@dungoist Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point? Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point?

[@deman6624]

Cos its funny you stupid ass nikka

[@crypastesomemore8348]

dungoist you’re a moron, dude- people post quotes from the videos to highlight them, express their appreciation of them, heighten their experience of the video, and discuss the quote and its entertainment value (or other value) with others. You’re clearly an imbecile or some megalomaniac who can’t handle others expressing themselves in a perfectly reasonable manner on a free, open, and public forum. I would suggest examining your life and worldview if you honestly don’t comprehend the sense behind quoting a part of a video.

[@HammsterMusic]

Brosef Brokowski chill bro

[@VASHtheCritic]

“I heard they shaved a gorilla” You don’t get great lines like that anymore with the Simpsons

[@bradwilliams7683]

As far as I'm concerned the Simpsons is about 20 seasons past its "use by" date.

[@harishashok6022]

It is because the writers now are bunch of wasted millenials. Legends like Conan & Brad Bird were a part of this classic era.

[@jackflowt]

@@harishashok6022 Shut up boomer. Blaming millennials isn't gonna solve your problems! Also it's spelled "millennials"

[@San-cs6lk]

@@bradwilliams7683 Keep repeating the same thing thinking you will be right.

[@Ryfael]

@@San-cs6lk He is though

[@dlracer2]

The Neverending Story joke is pure genius. Absolute genius. Funniest joke in the whole show. RIP Phil Hartman

[@philipmancera2505]

RIP Air-Conditioner and Gigi the Black Cat.

[@benadams3569]

Oh, yeah that joke had me rolling...🙄 (rolling my eyes, that is).

[@MagicRatty]

I dont get it

[@dlracer2]

@@MagicRatty The false advertisement he’s referencing is taking the title: “Neverending Story” totally literal. It’s a frivolous lawsuit because the movie had an ending, and Lionel Hutz the putz sued the filmmaker for it.

[@louis1443]

@@benadams3569 because you’re a idiot

[@monkaWGiga]

"Please don't take the steam tray. SIR-!" This line has always killed me.

[@jonathanwright8025]

Maybe some one will call me sir, without adding, you're making a scene.

[@eoghancasserly3626]

It's not the most clever joke in the video but it had me laughing the hardest. Perfect comedic timing

[@rotyler2177]

That tray would be way too hot to pick up. Homer did not care.

[@deanfarr3249]

I think homer was just starting to eat after they closed he spent all the time cracking open the lobster shells

[@Therestrial432]

Only someone whose worked at buffets knows that servers pain! 😂😂😂😭

[@gothpunk702]

"Please, don't take the steam tray!!...SIR!!"

[@TheMadScientistOfLuton]

Even after 20 years this joke still cracks me up

[@michaelcastellano9932]

To live in a world where you can do that without getting in trouble.

[@charlie172011]

Probably for steam hams

[@jaykong1128]

At this point in the clip literal tears bursting from my face XDDDD

[@bfkc111]

I always wonder over the specificity of the word "steam tray"... So that thing is a steam tray.

[@AlecDouglas]

“Homer, I don’t use the word hero very often. But *you* ... are the greatest hero in American history.”

[@ghalibbakhtiar1300]

Woohoo!

[@chickenvasquez78]

No way in hell he would be a *WORTHLESS* hero of USA lol

[@funklestiltskin6140]

I love how he clearly was struggling to keep a straight face as he said that.

[@peteynutt4104]

@@chickenvasquez78 nah. He went to space. He is an American hero

[@canadianmonarchist6357]

Lincoln who?!?! The only hero I have ever heard of is Homer Simpson

[@henrylivingstone2971]

I love the jury reveal and the “that could’ve been me!” 😂😂😂

[@garylobo348]

Another fat guy of course

[@Illustraful]

Sadly that joke today would be attacked by a twitter mob for being fatphobic. I miss the days when you could have comedy.

[@DarrenBates]

The fact there's a jury for a consumer law case is amazing.

[@tsurugi5]

that stomach wobble though

[@renesandoval1454]

@@Illustraful agreed today these simpsons episodes would be attacked by Gen Z or as I call them the "safe space" cancel culture.

[@mattdavisprofessionalgolfc8362]

'We went fishing..' 'Sobs' -absolute gold

[@JPZ16974]

+Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching *Gasps* the horror! D:

[@GVZGQosqoruna]

+Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching ..Poor Marge, a great wife, true love.

[@AJTwo]

That could have been me!

[@iAmMadeOfSoup]

Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching best line

[@AttilatheThrilla]

Every man deserves a wife like Marge

[@KeiserSoze16]

(Marge) We drove around until 3 a.m. looking for another all you can eat restaurant. (Hutz) And when you couldn't find one? (Marge) We went fishing *breaks down sobbing* That exchange is pure gold! 🤣🤣🤣

[@luffis1985]

That could've been me!

[@thelegendkillersshittyduff1335]

@@luffis1985 shut up dolph Ziggler lol jk

[@bodycount3345]

@Jamie Nelson essentially what he's done is made a discussion for that particular part of the video

[@jabberw0k812]

Not even any all you can eat restaurant. It had to be an all you can eat *fish* restaurant.

[@punjabiprincess908]

Thank you I for quoting the same video i just watched.

[@leons.kennedy7385]

"Tis was a dark and moonless night, when out came a beast more stomach than man!" 😂😂

[@Uncle_Hargle]

Would’ve been better if you added “waffle-moonless night”

[@haveatyou1]

Hey!

[@rixxy9204]

@@haveatyou1 ...then he orders a pizza anyways.

[@efrainrodarte6395]

Dark as pitch

[@Schattengewaechs99]

Narrrghh!

[@nuggetsfan007]

Simpsons predicting the downfall of Red Lobster decades ahead of time 😂😂😂

[@Despond]

"Please! Don't take the steam tray!" The ridiculousness of him taking the whole thing and the guys delivery is what made this cartoon so great.

[@raven4k998]

how fast does Homers stomach work to digest all that food so quickly?🤣🤣🤣

[@jonnysupreme]

"Sir, sir!" 😂

[@brundlefly262]

Don't forget about the dead fish in his mouth. 😂

[@micahbush5397]

​@@raven4k998His stomach is a black hole.

[@Onigirli]

@@raven4k998 Lol it makes me think of that one guy irl with the eating condition... Michel Lotito. It's insane that his death was from natural causes in the end, knowing the kind of dangerous objects he legitimately consumed.

[@ThaAmjab]

"This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Neverrending Story"! " HAHA

[@mushroomhead3619]

I feel sorry for poor Atrehyu and Bastion...

[@AverageInvestor]

I laugh every time I hear that line. lol

[@nicholask7566]

mabesch Technically when you want to put something in quotation marks while it's already in quotation marks you should use apostrophes. So, it should be, "...since my suit against the film 'The Never Ending Story.'"

[@homerthompson8730]

it's lines like that that make you miss Phil Hartman....

[@ryandickerson9699]

Homer Thompson cool name. All of his lines and deliveries were great. He is irreplaceable.

[@Shendue]

I lost it when they delivered him a pizza in the middle of the trial. 🤣

[@LL-fd7xn]

Most like paying homage to Fast Times At Ridgemont High!

[@StainderFin]

it is still legal?

[@Rat-mk6fk]

@@StainderFin only if you give the judge and prosecutor a slice too lol

[@lupodelupis3672]

I know you shouldn't do it, but the trials sessions can last for hours...and when Homer needs to eat 😂

[@philipmancera2505]

@Shendue I bet it was the Pizza of Dreams, Pepperoni, Sausage, Cheese, Shrimp, Lobster, Crab, Green Peppers and mushrooms.😋😊🍕🌭🧀🦐🦞🦀🫑🍄

[@scottie781x]

The look of embarrassment on Marge's face is priceless 🤣

[@sgauden02]

It's a wonder she's managed t stay with Homer all this time.

[@alexcasares7401]

But the people need to see her pretty face

[@maggyliciousss]

The facial expressions and gesturing were sooo much better back then.. The characters were alive, now its just animated crap

[@ryandiggs750]

She should have stay home instead of coming with him to watch Homer eat while people looking at him outside of the window

[@rachelwaln269]

​@@ryandiggs750 Right.

[@ProtoMario]

That never ending story joke lol

[@RealGateGuardian]

I like seeing other bigger named youtubers make comments outside their videos. I'll end my comment with: Come see Bottomless Pete! Nature's cruelest mistake! Come for the freak, stay for the food!

[@justincounts6001]

Holy crap you're the last person I would expect to see on a Simpsons video huge fan

[@iim4xii129]

"Laughing my ass off off off off"... fucking loser.

[@taterds7858]

@@iim4xii129 what are you on about

[@highlyblest]

Ah ProtoMario we meet again

[@gl3110]

Its frankly depressing how good this show used to be when you think about what it is now.

[@Slashco]

Seasons 3-8 were really the golden years, then it was still watchable for a few more seasons, and finally became pretty "meh". I haven't even watched anything past season 20 or so.

[@davidjsaul]

Family Guy has gone the same way

[@ronaldcheng1857]

LG1031 For real..... Literally, the Simpsons are now just an undead shell of what they used to be. :( They need to just kill the series and end it.

[@גיאורטנשטיין]

Have you ever asked Fox why wouldn't they cancel the simpsons?

[@AndalusianLuis]

Edward Jaquez you mad bro ?

[@dadgonegamer2654]

“Come for the freak, stay for the food.” Fucking hilarious.

[@deathproofpony]

I heard they shaved a gorilla.

[@jordanboyd5587]

"Oh he's hideous!"

[@willhull1735]

Bottomless Pete 😅

[@ihsahnakerfeldt9280]

Such effortless humor. Classic Simpsons is great.

[@ajchovanec]

1:08 I love how the waiter still writes something on his pad when Marge says she's going to have Tic Tacs from her purse for dinner.

[@jos9116]

‘We went fishing’ has to be the funniest line in TV history

[@rosiemurray2611]

one of those jokes that could just never be improved

[@sockpuppetbitme]

The way she just breaks down in tears LOL

[@skandababy]

I dunno, Dwight Shrute gets my vote with "he has cat turd collector written all over him"

[@leociresi4292]

Cap’n:” Fair thee warned be thee, says I”

[@reckoner1913]

It does bother me that we see them in the bedroom after Homer gets kicked out and is threatening to sue....was that at 6am after the fishing trip?

[@terrortalks3037]

"Is it more iced tea ye be needin'?" "OK." "Yarharharharhar!"

[@eclass96]

Happy to serve...😆😆😆

[@megatop412]

Yeah that laugh was crazy, like lunatic crazy

[@devontepierson5913]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3TMf4OLi9t6gM0

[@skandababy]

Yep, the old buffet trick of filling patrons up om tea and soda, so they'll eat less food.

[@gkm2928]

@@skandababy that's a lot more logical than my "he clearly pissed in the iced tea" rationale

[@douglaspinsak1246]

“Come see bottomless Pete, nature’s cruelest mistake” 😂. This sequence was one winner after another-but that is one of my favorite lines.

[@WillRobinsonDanger]

"COME FOR THE FREAK, STAY FOR THE FOOD!!!!!!"

[@3rdalbum]

I was recommended this video after watching a Simpsons joke about a bottomless pit. So it particularly resonated with me!

[@calebquispe3587]

Come see bottomless pit ...

[@douglaspinsak1246]

@@calebquispe3587 No, it's "come see bottomless Pete", like "here is the human equivalent of a bottomless pit--I call him bottomless Pete".

[@MarcoBoneMan]

Golden era Simpsons is the Mike Tyson of comedy, just relentless blows.

[@Mr_Winster]

Homer running back through the door cracks me up every time 🤣 🤣🤣

[@johnnymartinez733]

Hey... Hey.... Heeeeey!!!!! 🏃😁

[@jasonhumphrey3253]

Slow mo of this moment is so great

[@shadedepeche2556]

If they wanted Homer to stop eating, they should’ve served him a large steak. Homer would pass out before finishing it.

[@New3DSLuigi364]

I Think that episode took place AFTER He got his Bypass. . .

[@shadedepeche2556]

@@New3DSLuigi364 Considering how the Simpsons handle continuity, I doubt that is the reason why he couldn’t finish the steak.

[@stayhydratedkingsqueens]

@@shadedepeche2556 ikr

[@hoagielamp6543]

Also, why the hell would an all you can eat seafood buffet have beef?

[@shadedepeche2556]

@@hoagielamp6543 Why would everyone but Flanders be at church on one Sunday?

[@GozUnlimited]

"Please! Don't take the steam tray! Sir!" LOL

[@AJARyan-yn2uv]

And he takes it while holding a fish in his mouth.

[@Paquito910]

like an aquarium sealion.

[@citrusblast4372]

I love how it cuts in the middle of sir

[@Saffrone221]

Shut up and take my fat money!!!!!!

[@kingjacob1658]

GozUnlimited k

[@Lazyboy5298]

"What about the bread, does that have much fish in it?" "Yes"

[@TheVideoVolcano]

+Lazyboy5298 who puts fish in bread lol jahahah

[@slashermaster28]

+TheVideoVolcano Well, the Japanese are known to put meat in their buns. I wouldn't be surprised if they came up with something like that.

[@yetanotherfucknuggetwitham5873]

+slashermaster28 Their kitchens are poorly maintained and fish gets in everything

[@stevenlow1783]

+slashermaster28 0

[@IHeardFromTheHeavens]

+TheVideoVolcano Yh, fried fish, salt fish i.e cod, fish soup. *sigh*

[@pointsequalspremium8379]

I must have watched this 100 times, and this is the first time I noticed Homer had a fish in his mouth when carrying the steam tray 😂

[@gorginhanson]

Good catch. I'm in the same boat as you (no pun intended)

[@the_bottomfragger]

I don't think I ever really noticed it either. This scene is so well done that it still gets a laugh out of me after all the times I've already watched it.

[@northernassassin6056]

It's the first thing I noticed!

[@BeerdyBruceLeeCentral]

Lionel Hutz's finest hour.

[@user4fvRm2mf]

I think he was better in 'Marge in Chains'. He even showed up to court naked by accident in that one!

[@lionelhutz5137]

Guilty as charged 😁

[@angel-iv5ve]

@@user4fvRm2mfim not wearing a tie at all👹👹👹

[@justinforward3620]

@@user4fvRm2mf But he lost that case when Marge was found guilty and he had to face a case against him immediately afterwards, while still naked below the chest. All in front of Stephen Stills, his AA sponsor. This was his best chance of helping Homer seek some kind of closure or verdict with both a crooked business owner and that bespectacled prosecutor who usually works for Mr. Burns or anyone villainous. Every other instance Lionel Hutz tried to help the family out, his faults were revealed in one way or another. Regardless, he was one of the greatest guest characters in the shows history and his voice actor was one of the very best comedic actors of our generation. Gone too soon.

[@timkumpost6036]

Did he ever win any other case?

[@ChiseledAdonis]

Punchline after punchline... Simpsons AT IT'S BEST!

[@DGMUSICisGOOD]

i look up old simpsons skits to remind myself that I'm not in fact crazy when I don't like what is currently popular.

[@mrrodriguez2947]

😂😂 bruh it's always surprising to see you in comments, def love your channel😂. Yo We really do forget at times y'all regular ppl watching YT like the rest of us😂😂

[@robertb.7964]

Yepers, now its just social justice crap

[@runnersdialzero1244]

*its

[@harryred981]

Now that I think about it, this is one of the best episodes

[@narmstrong9539]

"That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!" That may well be the greatest line in Simpsons history

[@Demonizer5134]

Why do you say that?

[@anthonybreach2930]

Because you don't eat lobster shells.

[@keithpatrick7092]

Come see Bottomless Pete. Nature's cruelest mistake.

[@TheOfficialJono-fu7vm]

The best is "D'oh!" Obviously

[@TheOfficialJono-fu7vm]

The best is "D'oh!" Obviously

[@chrisserong4966]

Homer getting a pizza delivered to the court 🤣🤣

[@november132]

People like him the are reason most buffet places have a measly 1.5 hour time limit.

[@jbreitz87]

Wait hows that a bad thing. I mean the only people who could go over that are pretty far gone.

[@questadam2879]

Buffet margins are rated on the number of plates consumed and not time. I believe the industry standard is anything more than nine plates and the restaurant loses money. Nine plates is or more is very rare too.

[@questadam2879]

By the way, the average number of plates consumed is 2.5

[@tylerlamb9930]

I have heard Sumo Wrestlers are usually under contract to not devastate buffet restaurants.

[@Dumbird0]

@@questadam2879 9 plates is a lot. how cheap is the food?

[@DamienMalakay]

"Homer i don't use the word HERO very often but you are the greatest hero in American history" hahaha!!!

[@BigDangerous311]

Sounds like something Trump would make his staffers call him, lol!

[@alexreilly6121]

Funnily enough it was 'In your face, Gilgamesh' I said at that bit ;]

[@isaiahmebrhatu8337]

I would have to agree with him on that.

[@OsamaBinLooney]

well 2nd greatest, right after Trump

[@joshuaferguson698]

"We went fishing" *sobs* lmao

[@thiswillbeyournameacrossal2153]

Underrated

[@Evan8787]

That could've been me

[@ronaldcheng1857]

"Do these sound like the actions of a man who had *ALL* he could eat?.....

[@jackgreentheweirdonce-ler969]

She doesn't want to do it at all

[@ricarleite]

I feel SO sorry for Marge...

[@thinkbeforeyoutype7106]

Red Lobster is out of business because of a REAL life Homer Simpson

[@klinero14]

It was funny but then I thought if this happened before

[@davesnothere.]

Actually, several thousand of them but yeah.

[@Elrond_Hubbard_1]

I really want to know more about the 'People of Springfield VS Kris Kringle' case.

[@brendaholcomb3187]

It's a reference to "A Miracle on 32nd Street" when they bring bags of letters to Santa into the courtroom to prove Kris Kringle is who he says he is (Santa).

[@Bloombaby99]

Me too.

[@GameyRaccoon]

@@brendaholcomb3187 its 34th street

[@martybadboy]

Phfft, millennials.

[@manilakingslots]

It refers to donald trump.

[@shawndisalvo593]

Homer Simpson is the only man who will order a pizza during court haha 😭🍕

[@ReuvenShopper]

No body: Absolutely No body: Homer: Can I have pizza in court ?

[@theguybehindyou4762]

Mmmmm, pizza.

[@ChamStar625]

Me at the DMV tbqh

[@Predaking4ever]

I would. So me Homer

[@Cjnw]

Order in the court… *lItErAlLy!*

[@PhflyDan1]

Fairly warned, be thee, says I..

[@homersimpson8824]

at he beginning when he took the steam tray he already had a whole fish in his mouth before he took it to the table

[@chpman2013]

PhyflyDan1 *snap*snap*

[@robganley9872]

lol

[@atalantasapple9639]

@@homersimpson8824 - That's ok...It's still funny.😂

[@BrendanTheGent]

That is a reference to the pirates of the caribean ride in disney theme parks

[@Georgelfcsg8]

3:35 "We drove around until 3am looking for another all you can eat fish restaurant" That line cracks me up everytime 😂😂

[@cornishphilosopher]

I love the fat bloke in the court, "That could have been me!". 3:55

[@barrettfenwick8028]

Jury revel best joke in the whole segment! XD

[@brucelston]

lol best line

[@chrisj197438]

I have a very overweight friend who loves to say that line. Only Simpson fans get it when he says it.

[@Shaquille_ONeal]

I like the purple guy behind Homer at 2:33.

[@Garl_Vinland]

“MORE ICE TEA?!” “ok” “YARHARHARHAR!!!!”

[@Illustraful]

One day I'm going to use "Fairly warned be thee says I" in a conversation.

[@radioactive9861]

Talk Like A Pirate Day is September 19, every year since 1995...You're welcome.

[@richcrotty]

I use that line all the time. Of course, I'm actually a pirate. And only now am I seeing my avatar pic and realizing how true that is.

[@louistournas120]

@@radioactive9861 And out of mist came a beast, more stomach than man.

[@Illustraful]

@@radioactive9861 In that case, fairly warned be thee, says I.

[@Lestat21500]

My God they dont make shows like this anymore. 30 years later and i'm laughing hysterically.

[@jccw227]

And this ended up happening in real life! in 2012, a 350 lbs. man named Bill Wisth was banned from a Thiensville seafood restaurant for abusing the all-you-can-eat policy (a waitress mentioned he also had an extensive tab he never fully paid off). He picketed outside the restaurant after getting banned.

[@Fool12]

+Joe Weatherford That is so fucking funny.

[@ChobThomas]

+Joe Weatherford If you can abuse an all-you-can-eat policy, it isn't all-you-can-eat.

[@jccw227]

I think it was the tab that did him in.

[@smokeymcbongwater1794]

LOL.

[@jccw227]

+Alec Danner Ok, that's awesome.

[@jirivera1999]

RIP Phil Hartman!! 😢😢 your character always made the show memorable.

[@BrianSmith-yq7ys]

It’s still shocking to me that someone shot him

[@chase6846]

Brian Smith crazy fucking people in this world, man. Hard to trust anybody

[@JasonFlorida]

His voice was perfect for the role

[@soberchimera61]

The show basically went down the tube after he died.

[@Мойчлен-в1ъ]

“I heard they shaved a gorilla”

[@azzamalmarzouq9522]

What's a chlen?

[@roopepeltomaa2824]

@@azzamalmarzouq9522 y u mean?

[@Lmclean89]

oh you watched the same video too???

[@alrush34]

@@azzamalmarzouq9522 More importantly, what's a yute?

[@hudsonball4702]

That line alone made this video worth it.

[@bertramwinslowiii2119]

Classic Simpsons - every line is gold!

[@kdawg7736]

"That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!"

[@MJSBADGIRL-nq7is]

@Spinel Joestar six bells, time for closing

[@craigcopeland3503]

@@MJSBADGIRL-nq7is Can't talk, eating.

[@chibiguardian7587]

@@craigcopeland3503 Fairly warn be thee say I (snaps fingers)

[@craigcopeland3503]

@@chibiguardian7587 O..hey..hey...HEEEYY...RUM,RUM,RUM..but the sign said "All you can eat." 🤣

[@MJSBADGIRL-nq7is]

@@craigcopeland3503 I'm gonna fight this thing

[@newsgetsold]

Marge: The last time I ate shrimp my throat closed up and I went into convulsions. Homer: Mmm shrimp **drools**

[@Nameless82284]

Then why does she has to go?

[@Nameless82284]

@TheRealist 811 Then why did she still went with Homer when the captain decided to give Homer everything and she was ashamed?

[@Nameless82284]

@TheRealist 811 Okay, but I if she really was ashamed to go she didn't had to because Homer could be alone. She really didn't wanted to go anyways. I understand the first time on why she went because she thought there might be something else but not the other time.

[@chitoim2332]

@Jules Juerez 🤣🤣🤣

[@PANZERFAUST90]

He didn't drool...

[@Tiresias55]

3:42 "And when you couldn't find one?" "We went fishing..." This always cracks me up, the thought of whether Homer and Marge were going to prepare the fished fish first or just eat them raw, as well as the fact that due to Marge's alergy to fish she probably starved that night. Also, fun fact, the 4:13 "Oh he's hideous" lady is something of a rarely used recurring character, as another woman also says this in the episode Marge gets a job when Bart is introducing patrons to the horrors of the Slanty Shanty

[@bellicose4653]

Does this sound like the actions of a man who had "all he could eat"? Brilliant argument right there

[@federicoclaps5099]

Also how are they going to fish? Do they carry around the equipment just in case?

[@planetdisco4821]

There is not one wasted joke in this entire scene. Genius writing. Ahhh the Simpsons used to be so good….

[@snakeeyes2551]

The Simpsons still is good

[@trevorsgamingroom5284]

@@snakeeyes2551 Im not saying your wrong, its just that they are really plain and boring

[@matt13r1]

Not to mention it’s the ONLY time Hutz won a case. All he had to do was have the jury be a bunch of fatties

[@jackattard3525]

If only Conan wrote more episodes, every episode he wrote were bangers

[@underoverachiever7093]

One of the most impressive things about old Simpsons is how many good quality jokes they could pack in a short amount of time. In only 4 minutes, they were able to pack in 34+ good quality jokes, and there’s probably more I missed. They were able to pack these episodes full of great jokes.

[@DTheAustralian]

I mean no offence but why count the jokes? Let the show flow, it feels like it'd take out its punch if you get all county- plus, while likely not here, it often feels like an excuse for people to get angry about modern simpsons better..

[@kevinkent6351]

Even the animation was funnier.

[@Zartoo_3rd_Overlord_ofBlargon7]

That works out to a good joke every 15 seconds.

[@matthewcopping3473]

@@Zartoo_3rd_Overlord_ofBlargon7 every 7

[@Kwyjibo28372]

@@DTheAustralian Let the poor Simpsons fanperson enjoy the show in their own way. I, for one, was very happy someone counted the jokes. That's amazing.

[@Raeqwon17]

"Come for the freak, stay for the food!"

[@OdaVenom]

Oh! He's hideous!

[@Gojiragon]

I know *I* would.

[@ronaldcheng1857]

“I heard they shaved a gorilla”

[@Eaoleolo]

-Is it more iced tea that you need? -Ok! -Ohhh haha.ahahahaharrr For some reason that cracked me up.

[@rockys201]

+Emil Osorio Llanos She isn't bothered either way but the Captain clearly needs to get a grip, it's only fucking iced tea, lol

[@8x13Wolf]

+Emil Osorio Llanos Same. Maybe it's the crazed expression while he's pouring the iced tea that does it? Also kind of makes me want iced tea and seafood.

[@rockys201]

Tjacksun HARHARHARHARGGHHH!!!!

[@8x13Wolf]

+Tjacksun I've never in all my life been to a buffet where they charged you for refills on soda/iced tea/etc.

[@8x13Wolf]

+Tjacksun US.

[@calebknight9470]

So much awesomeness in that 4 minutes, golden era of the simpsons

[@Doughty321]

"Please, don't take the steam tray. Sir!" I don't know why but that always makes me laugh 😂

[@jonmacdonald5345]

DoughtyJ I have actually done that Drunk at a Vegas buffet!!!

[@Ray-Guy18002]

the local kfc wanted to see how much popcorn chicken we could eat I ate so much they told me to stop taking the chicken

[@Cynderfan35]

@@Ray-Guy18002 I can imagine that happening and you say: dont disturb me while I eat!"

[@OfficialAshArcher]

Can’t believe Lionel Hutz actually did well here

[@lionelhutz5137]

Believe it

[@katietaylor8314]

@@lionelhutz5137 Mr Hutz, how did you manage to fill the jury with big fat gluttons? It was a legal masterstroke! (This still isn't the YMCA, though).

[@matt13r1]

Kind of helped that the jury was a bunch of fat people.

[@PumpUPdaBase]

I miss Phil Hartmann

[@Competitive_Antagonist]

@@katietaylor8314 Springfield broke the Duff World Record for being so fat.

[@bigcruz89]

Love how Hutz's office shows a fake skyline since it's in a mall and Homer is looking out of it as if it were real.

[@PrincessofPower84]

OMG! Good catch, there! 😅

[@jefdarcy]

@@PrincessofPower84 To be honest, I doubt this is a fake skyline, probably just an inconsistency: In an earlier episode, Hutz' office looked the same from the outside, but he had a bookshelf behind him. Other than that, every mall has outer walls, so Hutz' office could have had windows.

[@victorhernandez8723]

What do you expect? He’s an idiot.

[@cleanerben9636]

I've seen this episode many times and never even noticed this lmao

[@BoboMcBooboy]

@@jefdarcy 2:09 - That’s just it... Malls ALL have exterior walls... not like Hutz office HAD to be completely in the interior of the mall... However, the “building” in the window, seems to indicate this is supposed to be some office building skyscraper high up on some office floor, like a lot of law offices... at least assuming the building in the window is supposed to be the top of a fellow skyscraper, with a relatively similar height... I agree with you, it’s this shot was drawn first/after, and nobody caught the inconsistency... but drawing hutz office to be up a bunch of floors in a skyscraper makes a lot of sense...

[@Supreme-gu1jz]

The way homer runs back inside. GOD DAMN HILARIOUS 😂. HAIL TO GOLDEN ERA OF THE SIMPSONS.

[@SuperHuscarl]

Marge is such a great wife, with the patience to not only NOT eat dinner, but to also wait until after closing while Homer ate.

[@SuperTed19021]

She is Superwife to not have left him and take the kids *years ago!*

[@hushabyehum4805]

She's more his mother to him than a wife

[@JoshuaParris83]

*No she is NOT!!!*

[@IngaFrid]

She also stood by her husband in the end when they placed Homer in the window although she was ashamed.

[@JoshuaParris83]

@@IngaFrid Marge didn't even praised Homer or Nothing for what he did. *No " I'm happy for you homer" or no I'm so proud of you Homer" NOTHING!!!*

[@joshpickles9022]

ahhh I miss when the Simpson were funny like this. Genius writers back in the day.

[@Phinal_Flash]

Conan O'Brien was one of them

[@MrGrizmint]

too bad hes a hillary shill these days.

[@joshpickles9022]

+MrGrizmint Errr ok then. Interesting to see how your mind works! Simpsons to Conan to hating a presidential candidate. You might want to look at that.

[@MrGrizmint]

Josh Pickles uh... conan was a simpsons writer briefly (as stated by someone else, not me) and conan also shills for hillary. THESE CONNECTIONS ARE SO RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!

[@joshpickles9022]

+MrGrizmint Why did you feel the need to say it though?

[@docdaneeka3424]

Is it more iced tea, ye be needn'? ok. ARRRGHH HAHAHHA ARGHH!!

[@cheva206]

Doc Daneeka fuken hilarias arrrr arrrr

[@skingerskanger]

I'd be like, "Er, on second thought... "

[@gr8myndmuzic]

Doc Daneeka Lol that kills me 😂😂

[@jjryan1352]

He was great in the Pirates of the Caribbean flicks.

[@michaelo2535]

😂😂😂😂

[@A.M.Noon94]

the iced tea laugh kills me everytime lmao

[@andrewomahony9260]

He glitches or something, it's hysterical 😂😂

[@steverogers7601]

The way his eyes bulge as he gets committed to pouring that tea lol

[@pho3nix-]

I love the Sea Captain, probably one of the most underrated minor characters

[@wafflesid]

he's a sea captain not a miner.

[@wafflesid]

he's a sea captain not a miner.

[@wafflesid]

+Andrew Baker ohhhh minOr

[@Andresmoomoo]

+Andrew Baker stoned much?

[@wafflesid]

+Andresmoomoo obvious joke not obvious enough?

[@icegiant1000]

I heard your dad went to a restaurant, and he ate everything in the restaurant, and they had to close the restaurant. Genius.

[@abysmal]

Scott Lisa: "Hey my dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some sort of food crazed maniac!" Homer drives by in an ice cream truck: "Mmmm that's raspberry." Lisa: "Sigh..."

[@adri2shadow]

little ralph was right.

[@Serfuzz]

Ha -- that never occured to me.

[@solidusny07]

Gotta love the continuity they do for the show lol

[@Lobothemainman23]

These old clips are such gold but it's so depressing what trash the show has been for 17 seasons when you look back at this greatness

[@thomasgelke6586]

i watched an episode recently and didn't laugh once.

[@macdee6040]

Im right there with you. Whenever I watch Simpsons, I only watch the ones from the 90's and very early 2000s.

[@TBrizzle01]

The Simpsons in its prime is true God-tier.

[@TurquoiseStar17]

If you follow their Facebook page, the main selling point on many episodes now is "look what celebrity is guest starring!" I can't count how many times they reminded us Sofia Vergara was on that episode last season as Bart's new teacher, lol

[@AidanMillward]

Zachary Thomas it was the Krusty Comeback episode that did it. They got Johnny Carson, Bette Midler, Hugh Heffner, the Red Hot Chili Peppers and so on and tried to build it up and up and up. Sesame Street has loads of celebrity guests but they're educating kids and being role models.

[@55hivealive3]

Marge's crying after the revelation they went fishing destroys me everytime

[@sbraypaynt]

0:13 “Is it more ice tea yee be needing?” “Ok” *laughs maniacally*

[@justbreakingballs]

That’s my fave bit! It’s class.

[@marcofdelos]

"Tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin machine! Arrrrrrgh"!

[@loriluther2753]

My favorite line in all of Simpsons.

[@marcofdelos]

@64Fabby If I wanted your opinion I'd go ask the douche in the bathroom!

[@marcofdelos]

@64Fabby wasnt in the bathroom replying to you, and what the fuck would it matter if I was troll? Go home boy!

[@martinmaguire-music6692]

Fight fight fight!

[@MisterAviation]

Every comment I find that has this line has an argument in it. Why

[@lavalampluva55401]

Tis no man, tis a remorseless eating machine.

[@kavtind]

2:20 I love that Homer is the greatest hero in American history for not being able to finish his buffet

[@TheBfutgreg]

I really like the realtor scene, kinda underrated given the comments....the sudden "goodbye" spoken on the verge of tears is hilarious to me

[@amandainsa1048]

Lol And his dramatic "SIGH!"

[@smithmeister]

And how it's unrelated to the main premise of the clip 😂