“I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restuarant and they had to close the restuarant.” - Ralph Wiggum Season 7
@shepardmint9333 жыл бұрын
“Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but that doesn’t mean he’s some food-crazed maniac.” -Lisa Simpsons, Season 7
@lifeisgood4203653 жыл бұрын
Ooh, cool, I never noticed the call back reference lol
@andi87683 жыл бұрын
"Oh, that's raspberry..." - Homer Simpson Season 7
@robertprince26513 жыл бұрын
🤔🤔😅😅🤣☠
@kdohertygizbur3 жыл бұрын
@@robertprince2651 Lisa groans and looks down
@muramasasedge54432 жыл бұрын
The entire Jury being morbidly obese is hilarious.
@Tempusverum2 жыл бұрын
Also Homer willing to eat the deadly eclaire knowing full well it will kill him. ‘Murica.
@barrettfenwick80282 жыл бұрын
"That could have been ME!" :p
@josh182302 жыл бұрын
A jury of his peers.
@pbyrne31932 жыл бұрын
NGL I never noticed that before 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@KH4444444444N2 жыл бұрын
@@josh18230 A jury of his "steers".😎
@FJose952 жыл бұрын
“We went fishing .” That line is comedic gold 😂
@tombitetto94982 жыл бұрын
Yeah. Stuck with me from a much too young age
@jarrodyuki7081 Жыл бұрын
oh boy.
@ajfoodiesaiyan Жыл бұрын
I love how she cries after it too. 😂
@philipmancera2505 Жыл бұрын
@@ajfoodiesaiyan probably too ashamed, humiliated and disappointed by Homer's Healthy appetite for good quality Food.
@MrWildcat2009 Жыл бұрын
@@ajfoodiesaiyan because she knows that she lied under oath per Lionel’s orders, against her will, to help Homer win his suit.
@JoshSmithNo110 ай бұрын
"Do these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?" This line gets me every time lmao
@nitaistrange1129 ай бұрын
The pathos is GOLDEN.
@nitinudapi37528 ай бұрын
The jury was the best part!
@JOGA_Wills6 ай бұрын
Haha yeah Lionel Hutz bursts your gut everytime... the one where he takes off his tie to fool Apu kills me just as much hahahha Apu even describes the type of knot the tie is in ha..
@darkhound_inc6 ай бұрын
*"That could've been me!"*
@casualfocus13715 ай бұрын
He's not wrong
@chrismccarter2284 жыл бұрын
This was the only time Lionel Hutz was a real lawyer and did his job.
@PsychoChuckGreene4 жыл бұрын
He also did well with the case when he defending Chester Lampwick and Bart when he ate that metal jagged piece in a Krusty cereal
@frankj28794 жыл бұрын
@@matthewklahn7523 make me!
@Ddanielgonzalez4 жыл бұрын
Chuck Greene no he didn’t. Bart and Lisa saved him, he even asked the kids for help.
@charlie1720114 жыл бұрын
@@PsychoChuckGreene and then he stole practically all of Bart's compensation lol
@PsychoChuckGreene4 жыл бұрын
@charlie172011 that’s true, and made it even easier for him when Krusty ate a poison Krusty-O
@ceruchi20844 жыл бұрын
"We went fishing..." One of Marge's saddest lines.
@matt13r13 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Marge allergic to seafood?? So why did she even go?
@leocoelho123 жыл бұрын
@@matt13r1 true love
@matt13r13 жыл бұрын
@@leocoelho12 touche.
@damage68363 жыл бұрын
@@matt13r1 some women will follow their man no matter what haha
@DreamVikings3 жыл бұрын
And testifying in his favor xD.
@shutup27512 жыл бұрын
i love how the captain starts laughing maniacally after they say ok to his offer of more iced tea
@philipmancera2505 Жыл бұрын
It's his job and he likes it fine. It makes him feel Jolly than a Roger.
@aakksshhaayy Жыл бұрын
Makes you fill up on fluids rather than seafood
@philipmancera2505 Жыл бұрын
@@aakksshhaayy Food and Beverages just keeps everything in balance.
@alvexok5523 Жыл бұрын
"Would you rather eat a village rat than another burger?", lol, I like that line too
@catbranchman01 Жыл бұрын
@@alvexok5523 it’s “bilge rat” not village rat - easy mistake to make, and I didn’t know what a bilge rat was when I first heard it 🙂
@DfRaid Жыл бұрын
Old simpsons managed to put in a gag every 5 seconds. And all of them hit. Pure genius.
@brycefourn2001 Жыл бұрын
Same with the first three seasons of SB. :)
@freddyvidz Жыл бұрын
Yes
@chrisw6164 Жыл бұрын
Yarr
@theoriginalsethial Жыл бұрын
It's getting old pointing old Simpsons vs new Simpsons. Just saying
@freddyvidz Жыл бұрын
@@theoriginalsethial 😂 It really is
@rixxy92044 жыл бұрын
"I think I have some tictacs in my purse" "Excellent choice" *still writes the order*
@jaykong11284 жыл бұрын
I was fuken SLAYED SON! Shit made me cry XDDDD
@MMAGamblingTips4 жыл бұрын
Rix xy Still brings wrong order.
@JMG_864 жыл бұрын
_Writes: "She has lost her will to live."_
@BasedDude32604 жыл бұрын
I am the 1,200th like!
@Jetsudo4 жыл бұрын
This is one of those moments where I can say to all, I make tic tacs! And I will get love and praise for it, no doubt.
@backhandok3 жыл бұрын
I still think "The Frying Dutchman" is a pretty damn great name.
@lordgoro3 жыл бұрын
it is
@rightwaydothings41333 жыл бұрын
That is a pretty sweet name.
@Dinosaurman343 жыл бұрын
@@tobym5185 That’s a fish and chip shop where I live
I *so* want to go there! The thought of salty Edam. Mmmmmm.
@brucethomson3242 Жыл бұрын
'I have some tictacs in my purse.' 'Excellent choice.' 😅😅 genius.
@lupodelupis3672 Жыл бұрын
Conan O'Brian...what a brillant comedy mind!😁
@themasterofcommentsandrese43517 ай бұрын
Marge is allergic to fish. That didn’t stop her husband from searching for other all you can eat restaurant deals and going fishing.
@douglaspinsak12462 жыл бұрын
“Come see bottomless Pete, nature’s cruelest mistake” 😂. This sequence was one winner after another-but that is one of my favorite lines.
@WillRobinsonDanger Жыл бұрын
"COME FOR THE FREAK, STAY FOR THE FOOD!!!!!!"
@3rdalbum Жыл бұрын
I was recommended this video after watching a Simpsons joke about a bottomless pit. So it particularly resonated with me!
@calebquispe3587 Жыл бұрын
Come see bottomless pit ...
@douglaspinsak1246 Жыл бұрын
@@calebquispe3587 No, it's "come see bottomless Pete", like "here is the human equivalent of a bottomless pit--I call him bottomless Pete".
@MarcoBoneMan Жыл бұрын
Golden era Simpsons is the Mike Tyson of comedy, just relentless blows.
@anything74414 жыл бұрын
“ I heard they shaved a gorilla”
@michma1214 жыл бұрын
Sounds like Homer.
@jefdarcy4 жыл бұрын
That just made me laugh so fucking hard, even though I've known the episode ever since. But with so many great lines there are always some which you kind of re-discover or re-valuate on repeated viewings.
@RizwanKhan_994 жыл бұрын
@@michma121 yup its homer
@ahmedhussain9994 жыл бұрын
Well he wasn’t wrong 😂
@ajk4 жыл бұрын
@@jefdarcy I actually JUST got that line now......that's an awesome callback.....
@maoribrotha534 жыл бұрын
“This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film the never ending story”.
@MrGts924 жыл бұрын
"Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point?"
@christophzeit62824 жыл бұрын
@dungoist Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point? Why did you just repeat what we just heard? What's the point?
@deman66244 жыл бұрын
Cos its funny you stupid ass nikka
@crypastesomemore83484 жыл бұрын
dungoist you’re a moron, dude- people post quotes from the videos to highlight them, express their appreciation of them, heighten their experience of the video, and discuss the quote and its entertainment value (or other value) with others. You’re clearly an imbecile or some megalomaniac who can’t handle others expressing themselves in a perfectly reasonable manner on a free, open, and public forum. I would suggest examining your life and worldview if you honestly don’t comprehend the sense behind quoting a part of a video.
@HammsterMusic4 жыл бұрын
Brosef Brokowski chill bro
@seanthomson55782 жыл бұрын
“Homer I don’t use the word hero very often, but you are the greatest hero in American history.”~ Lionel Hutz’s best line.
@victorhernandez8723 Жыл бұрын
Excuse me while I vomit from that bull crap!
@azmanabdula Жыл бұрын
*Lionel huts waking up* "Ill stab you" "Oh hello"
@twalsh2710 ай бұрын
Yes!
@MisterE19768 ай бұрын
Woohoo!
@srujan005 күн бұрын
no, money down!
@jeffgeminis925 Жыл бұрын
"That man ate all our shrimp and two plastic lobsters!" "Oh, he's hideous! I heard they shaved a gorilla". My favourite quotes of this episode.
@Mouth4War88 Жыл бұрын
ROLMFAO
@thedkm-4894 Жыл бұрын
@@Mouth4War88 ....
@legitbeans9078 Жыл бұрын
...
@admiralandy1983 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if the shaved a gorilla line was a reference to when people mistook Homer covered in mud for Bigfoot?
@jeffreym.89579 ай бұрын
@@admiralandy1983I would doubt it. Gorillas are real.
@coolperson9624 жыл бұрын
'Does these sound like the actions of a man who had ALL he could eat?!' 'THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME!'
@vanmoody4 жыл бұрын
"We're in trouble" arggggg. lol
@agk28024 жыл бұрын
Robert Moore « It should’ve been me » - Dolph Freaking Ziggler
@vincentfichtler77584 жыл бұрын
"Homer I have a proposition for ya fair and true."
@PANZERFAUST904 жыл бұрын
the one time you could use quotation marks and you fuck it up lol
@fredfredburger51503 жыл бұрын
My favourite bit too!
@travisbickle43073 жыл бұрын
"T'was a moonless night, dark as pitch when out of the mist, came a beast, more stomach than man!"
@datprawn48502 жыл бұрын
Hey!
@the_even_toed_ungulate.2 жыл бұрын
Dark as pitch
@GrosvnerMcaffrey2 жыл бұрын
He's more man than stomach when it comes to steak but if it's doughnuts and seafood his beer belly becomes a bottomless abyss
@DSJVNdsjnvf43562 жыл бұрын
gotta love those overly dramatic descriptions
@M0butu2 жыл бұрын
ARRRRRRR
@dlracer22 жыл бұрын
The Neverending Story joke is pure genius. Absolute genius. Funniest joke in the whole show. RIP Phil Hartman
@philipmancera2505 Жыл бұрын
RIP Air-Conditioner and Gigi the Black Cat.
@benadams3569 Жыл бұрын
Oh, yeah that joke had me rolling...🙄 (rolling my eyes, that is).
@MagicRatty Жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@dlracer2 Жыл бұрын
@@MagicRatty The false advertisement he’s referencing is taking the title: “Neverending Story” totally literal. It’s a frivolous lawsuit because the movie had an ending, and Lionel Hutz the putz sued the filmmaker for it.
@louis1443 Жыл бұрын
@@benadams3569 because you’re a idiot
@jexxer9 ай бұрын
I don't think I've seen this episode in decades, but in my head I still hear Homer's voice saying "But the sign says 'all you can eat'!" _every single time_ I see or even think about a buffet.
@LAVATORR8 жыл бұрын
There is an impossible number of classic lines here.
@mrbrokenmonkey8 жыл бұрын
+LAVATORR I don't use the words "great poster" often, but you are the greatest poster in youtube history.
@cuckoophendula82118 жыл бұрын
+LAVATORR One thing that really disappointed me as I was growing up alongside the simpsons is that over time, the number of quotable lines eventually went way down to nothing. And as we all know, this decline correlated with the way the show ended up being.
@KristerAndersson-nc8zo8 жыл бұрын
+LAVATORR It is a remorseless eating machine,
@AJTwo8 жыл бұрын
+Cuckoo Phendula : It's like watching a former champion racehorse. Except now he's old and arthritic and crippled and they're still making him run.
@AJTwo8 жыл бұрын
+Broken Monkey (BrokenMonkey) : That is the most blatant case of KZbin hyperbole since I watched a clip from The Neverending Story
@Chrisbajs3 жыл бұрын
The writing was so insanely good. A good joke every other line.
@lw9543 жыл бұрын
Love the profile pic
@godsu3 жыл бұрын
You are the greatest hero in American history
@strangemarkings3 жыл бұрын
Conan O'Brian wrote a lot of this episode and created the character of the Captain
@glipk3 жыл бұрын
Great album
@spb78833 жыл бұрын
Humor works best when one isn’t afraid to offend.
@henrylivingstone2971 Жыл бұрын
I love the jury reveal and the “that could’ve been me!” 😂😂😂
@garylobo34810 ай бұрын
Another fat guy of course
@Illustraful6 ай бұрын
Sadly that joke today would be attacked by a twitter mob for being fatphobic. I miss the days when you could have comedy.
@DarrenBates4 ай бұрын
The fact there's a jury for a consumer law case is amazing.
@kigurumii3 ай бұрын
that stomach wobble though
@renesandoval14542 ай бұрын
@@Illustraful agreed today these simpsons episodes would be attacked by Gen Z or as I call them the "safe space" cancel culture.
@jccathc26402 жыл бұрын
"we went fishing" 3:44 one of the most stand-out hilarious simpsons moments for me
@obsidiandeluxe44744 жыл бұрын
“Is it more iced tea ye be needing?” “OK” *maniacal laughter*
@KabzieMusic4 жыл бұрын
lmao
@anomous23074 жыл бұрын
aye
@coldplay84 жыл бұрын
Obsidian Deluxe Hahahaha
@SuperTed190214 жыл бұрын
That's why I love the Captain.
@mrromero12973 жыл бұрын
Almost 30 years and still fuckin hyseterical
@gl31105 жыл бұрын
Its frankly depressing how good this show used to be when you think about what it is now.
@Slashco5 жыл бұрын
Seasons 3-8 were really the golden years, then it was still watchable for a few more seasons, and finally became pretty "meh". I haven't even watched anything past season 20 or so.
@davidjsaul5 жыл бұрын
Family Guy has gone the same way
@ronaldcheng18574 жыл бұрын
LG1031 For real..... Literally, the Simpsons are now just an undead shell of what they used to be. :( They need to just kill the series and end it.
@user-ou9no3sx4e4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever asked Fox why wouldn't they cancel the simpsons?
@AndalusianLuis4 жыл бұрын
Edward Jaquez you mad bro ?
@scottie781x Жыл бұрын
The look of embarrassment on Marge's face is priceless 🤣
@sgauden02 Жыл бұрын
It's a wonder she's managed t stay with Homer all this time.
@alexcasares7401 Жыл бұрын
But the people need to see her pretty face
@maggyliciousss3751 Жыл бұрын
The facial expressions and gesturing were sooo much better back then.. The characters were alive, now its just animated crap
@ryandiggs7503 ай бұрын
She should have stay home instead of coming with him to watch Homer eat while people looking at him outside of the window
@Mr_Winster9 ай бұрын
Homer running back through the door cracks me up every time 🤣 🤣🤣
@johnnymartinez7336 ай бұрын
Hey... Hey.... Heeeeey!!!!! 🏃😁
@lapidus95525 жыл бұрын
Classic Simpson, when practically every single line was quotable.
@AwnPoynt4 жыл бұрын
The Widow's Son exactly
@ninetailsgaming29194 жыл бұрын
“This was the most blatant case of false advertising!”
@anything74414 жыл бұрын
True that. Best time ever. The laughing continued well on to second to last period the next day in school. Where a good buddy n I would re enact various statements. And laugh crazily
@JohnWilliams-gp6ec4 жыл бұрын
Fairly warned be thee, says I.
@Minirow4 жыл бұрын
"uhhh there's a pizza here fo--" "right here"
@jeffw82183 жыл бұрын
I like how Lionel Hutz is both a competent and incompetent lawyer at the same time.
@billjohnson20813 жыл бұрын
Most lawyers are like that irl
@louistournas1203 жыл бұрын
Fairly warned, be thee, says I.
@MJofLakelandX2 жыл бұрын
Inconsistencies are always consistent
@thewisenoodle11162 жыл бұрын
Saul Goodman
@learnwiththomastoday42282 жыл бұрын
Hes pre 9/11 jimmy mcgill
@A.M.Noon942 жыл бұрын
the iced tea laugh kills me everytime lmao
@andrewomahony926011 ай бұрын
He glitches or something, it's hysterical 😂😂
@steverogers760110 ай бұрын
The way his eyes bulge as he gets committed to pouring that tea lol
@chrisserong496610 ай бұрын
Homer getting a pizza delivered to the court 🤣🤣
@Olimar735 жыл бұрын
"I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant"
@Sin5265 жыл бұрын
I just saw that clip a little bit ago and instantly made that connection!
Hey, my dad may have gained a little weight, but he's not some food crazed maniac!
@guyincognito73085 жыл бұрын
@@VGamingJunkie"ooooohhh this one's raspberry!!!"
@mudchair165 жыл бұрын
Washing my fat guy hat, honey.
@7599mmd8 жыл бұрын
"When out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man."
@yisraelmedina61927 жыл бұрын
lol
@aaronsalentine78767 жыл бұрын
There is a black hole in Homers stomach lol
@Argonwolfproject7 жыл бұрын
@i am your DNA i am your clone And what are you supposed to be, a spambot that leaves hate messages?
@tabutu17 жыл бұрын
Another basement dwelling virgin neckbeard. You sad pathetic fool.
@thegamingburrito45377 жыл бұрын
and i make everybody sigh
@pointsequalspremium83792 жыл бұрын
I must have watched this 100 times, and this is the first time I noticed Homer had a fish in his mouth when carrying the steam tray 😂
@gorginhanson Жыл бұрын
Good catch. I'm in the same boat as you (no pun intended)
@the_bottomfragger9 ай бұрын
I don't think I ever really noticed it either. This scene is so well done that it still gets a laugh out of me after all the times I've already watched it.
@kanegarvey8482 жыл бұрын
I love how Marge stayed in the restaurant because she knew he was coming back lmfao
@tron3entertainment4 жыл бұрын
"That man ate all our shrimp... and two plastic lobsters." Bewildering AND hilarious.
@mac_truck944 жыл бұрын
I think the fact he ate 2, meant he ate one, liked the taste and ate another makes it so much funnier
@mr_snrub4 жыл бұрын
Tis no man, that be a space station
@thedelster95254 жыл бұрын
And took plastic lobsters *
@thesprawl23613 жыл бұрын
@@thedelster9525 No, it's _"two_ plastic lobsters". Where's the joke in saying Homer took some plastic lobsters? The joke is that he ate them.
@richcampoverde3 жыл бұрын
Are you the atraxi
@zakretsas88984 жыл бұрын
"Tis no man, tis a remorseless eatin machine, arrrrgh"
@-M0LE4 жыл бұрын
Zak retsas yar
@richardwere44874 жыл бұрын
My loan accounts
@honestabe51534 жыл бұрын
More stomach than man
@tomtv83943 жыл бұрын
Tinky Winky that’s the most fucking pathetic insult ever said by mankind
@tomtv83943 жыл бұрын
Tinky Winky you come back with the worst fucking insults I’ve ever seen my brain cells are fucking dieing due to how fucking bad and cringey your comebacks are
@ajchovanec Жыл бұрын
1:08 I love how the waiter still writes something on his pad when Marge says she's going to have Tic Tacs from her purse for dinner.
@mxpwr40032 жыл бұрын
The writers of this were just on another league. They could pack nearly 40 jokes in a 5 minutes timespan and they would all range from good to very good
@raven4k99810 ай бұрын
they shaved a gorilla🤣🤣🤣
@theflyintheointment5 ай бұрын
'I watched The Rise And Fall Of The Simpsons and I'm going to try and pass it off as my own knowledge without anyone noticing' klaxon
@mattdavisprofessionalgolfc83628 жыл бұрын
'We went fishing..' 'Sobs' -absolute gold
@JPZ169748 жыл бұрын
+Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching *Gasps* the horror! D:
@GVZGQosqoruna8 жыл бұрын
+Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching ..Poor Marge, a great wife, true love.
@AJTwo8 жыл бұрын
That could have been me!
@iAmMadeOfSoup6 жыл бұрын
Matt Davis Professional Golf Coaching best line
@AttilatheThrilla6 жыл бұрын
Every man deserves a wife like Marge
@VASHtheCritic3 жыл бұрын
“I heard they shaved a gorilla” You don’t get great lines like that anymore with the Simpsons
@bradwilliams76833 жыл бұрын
As far as I'm concerned the Simpsons is about 20 seasons past its "use by" date.
@harishashok60223 жыл бұрын
It is because the writers now are bunch of wasted millenials. Legends like Conan & Brad Bird were a part of this classic era.
@jackflowt2 жыл бұрын
@@harishashok6022 Shut up boomer. Blaming millennials isn't gonna solve your problems! Also it's spelled "millennials"
@San-cs6lk2 жыл бұрын
@@bradwilliams7683 Keep repeating the same thing thinking you will be right.
@Ryfael2 жыл бұрын
@@San-cs6lk He is though
@trainfire2008 Жыл бұрын
“I heard they shaved a gorilla “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@cbgg158511 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Rewatching the series again, the best line this season.
@55hivealive3 Жыл бұрын
Marge's crying after the revelation they went fishing destroys me everytime
@monkaWGiga3 жыл бұрын
"Please don't take the steam tray. SIR-!" This line has always killed me.
@jonathanwright80253 жыл бұрын
Maybe some one will call me sir, without adding, you're making a scene.
@eoghancasserly36262 жыл бұрын
It's not the most clever joke in the video but it had me laughing the hardest. Perfect comedic timing
@rotyler21772 жыл бұрын
That tray would be way too hot to pick up. Homer did not care.
@deanfarr32492 жыл бұрын
I think homer was just starting to eat after they closed he spent all the time cracking open the lobster shells
@Therestrial4322 жыл бұрын
Only someone whose worked at buffets knows that servers pain! 😂😂😂😭
@gothpunk7025 жыл бұрын
"Please, don't take the steam tray!!...SIR!!"
@harrywhittaker75634 жыл бұрын
Even after 20 years this joke still cracks me up
@michaelcastellano99324 жыл бұрын
To live in a world where you can do that without getting in trouble.
@charlie1720114 жыл бұрын
Probably for steam hams
@jaykong11284 жыл бұрын
At this point in the clip literal tears bursting from my face XDDDD
@bfkc1114 жыл бұрын
I always wonder over the specificity of the word "steam tray"... So that thing is a steam tray.
@Lestat21500 Жыл бұрын
My God they dont make shows like this anymore. 30 years later and i'm laughing hysterically.
@mrn13 Жыл бұрын
"It was a moonless night, dark as pitch when out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man"
@JW6664 ай бұрын
Hey! 😜😂
@AlecDouglas4 жыл бұрын
“Homer, I don’t use the word hero very often. But *you* ... are the greatest hero in American history.”
@ghalibbakhtiar13004 жыл бұрын
Woohoo!
@chickenvasquez784 жыл бұрын
No way in hell he would be a *WORTHLESS* hero of USA lol
@funklestiltskin61404 жыл бұрын
I love how he clearly was struggling to keep a straight face as he said that.
@peteynutt41044 жыл бұрын
@@chickenvasquez78 nah. He went to space. He is an American hero
@canadianmonarchist63574 жыл бұрын
Lincoln who?!?! The only hero I have ever heard of is Homer Simpson
@adrian43973 жыл бұрын
The Monorail gets all the hype as Conan O'Brien's best episode, and it's hilarious, but this one is just as funny. "That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters."
@stevencramsie91723 жыл бұрын
What's more amazing though is The Monorail was his first script.
@adrian43973 жыл бұрын
@@stevencramsie9172 great point!
@stakkadakka34272 жыл бұрын
@@stevencramsie9172 ever notice how the monorail guy looks like conan?
@jordanboyd55872 жыл бұрын
"I heard they've shaved a gorilla."
@skinnybuddha89882 жыл бұрын
I was just saying this. I'm really gonna miss the Conan show. I cannot believe it's actually gone, it doesn't even feel real.
@TheCybervoyeur8 ай бұрын
Ive seen this clip so many times and i still cant get over how genius it is. Absolutely ridiculous
@kavtind Жыл бұрын
2:20 I love that Homer is the greatest hero in American history for not being able to finish his buffet
@GozUnlimited8 жыл бұрын
"Please! Don't take the steam tray! Sir!" LOL
@AJARyan-yn2uv8 жыл бұрын
And he takes it while holding a fish in his mouth.
@Ernest05917 жыл бұрын
like an aquarium sealion.
@citrusblast43726 жыл бұрын
I love how it cuts in the middle of sir
@Saffrone2216 жыл бұрын
Shut up and take my fat money!!!!!!
@kingjacob16586 жыл бұрын
GozUnlimited k
@crixxxxxxxxx7 жыл бұрын
Lionel Hutz actually wins a settlement.
@theman14127 жыл бұрын
sort of
@studinthemaking7 жыл бұрын
lincolnlobster I think this is the only case he won.
@UnchainedEruption7 жыл бұрын
lincolnlobster I Can't Believe It's a Law Firm!
@studinthemaking7 жыл бұрын
Zachary Thomas Forget that was in the episode.
@J4hk27 жыл бұрын
@Zachary Thomas Also won the cases against Roger Meyers Jr. and Mayor "Bob" Terwilliger
@MichaelButlerC2 жыл бұрын
my god I've forgotten how good this show was. The bits are amazing.
@Threedog19639 ай бұрын
Had a coworker a few years back who went to an all you can eat pizza buffet with his brother. They were some big boys. Anyway, a couple of hours in, the owner came out, threw their money on the table, told them to get the F out and never come back. Lol.
@toriellen8 ай бұрын
Lol I had this friend that went during lunch at a CiCi’s pizza buffet. They were there for hours gorging themselves! Dinner time came about and they still didn’t wanna go. Mngmt said they’d have to extra charge a dinner buffet if they wanted to keep eating! The manager told my friend (ex friend now), “this is an all you can eat buffet not an YOU CAN EAT ALL! So either pay the dinner buffet or leave! That was literally so embarrassing! I would’ve just walked out there in shame!😮
@youssef168444 ай бұрын
Now does this sound like the actions of a man who offered ALL you can eat?
@Lazyboy52988 жыл бұрын
"What about the bread, does that have much fish in it?" "Yes"
@TheVideoVolcano8 жыл бұрын
+Lazyboy5298 who puts fish in bread lol jahahah
@slashermaster288 жыл бұрын
+TheVideoVolcano Well, the Japanese are known to put meat in their buns. I wouldn't be surprised if they came up with something like that.
@yetanotherfucknuggetwitham58738 жыл бұрын
+slashermaster28 Their kitchens are poorly maintained and fish gets in everything
@stevenlow17838 жыл бұрын
+slashermaster28 0
@IHeardFromTheHeavens8 жыл бұрын
+TheVideoVolcano Yh, fried fish, salt fish i.e cod, fish soup. *sigh*
@ProtoMario4 жыл бұрын
That never ending story joke lol
@RealGateGuardian4 жыл бұрын
I like seeing other bigger named youtubers make comments outside their videos. I'll end my comment with: Come see Bottomless Pete! Nature's cruelest mistake! Come for the freak, stay for the food!
@trevorforever2424 жыл бұрын
nice
@justincounts60014 жыл бұрын
Holy crap you're the last person I would expect to see on a Simpsons video huge fan
@iim4xii1293 жыл бұрын
"Laughing my ass off off off off"... fucking loser.
@taterds78583 жыл бұрын
@@iim4xii129 what are you on about
@planetdisco4821 Жыл бұрын
There is not one wasted joke in this entire scene. Genius writing. Ahhh the Simpsons used to be so good….
@snakeeyes2551 Жыл бұрын
The Simpsons still is good
@trevorsgamingroom528411 ай бұрын
@@snakeeyes2551 Im not saying your wrong, its just that they are really plain and boring
@matt13r18 ай бұрын
Not to mention it’s the ONLY time Hutz won a case. All he had to do was have the jury be a bunch of fatties
@jackattard35255 ай бұрын
If only Conan wrote more episodes, every episode he wrote were bangers
@LassieFarm Жыл бұрын
I love the neon sign. They also had a hilarious one when Homer was trying to get life insurance, widow dancing on a grave
@lupodelupis3672 Жыл бұрын
The "Merry Widow" insurance 😁
@jos91163 жыл бұрын
‘We went fishing’ has to be the funniest line in TV history
@rosiemurray26112 жыл бұрын
one of those jokes that could just never be improved
@sockpuppetbitme2 жыл бұрын
The way she just breaks down in tears LOL
@skandababy2 жыл бұрын
I dunno, Dwight Shrute gets my vote with "he has cat turd collector written all over him"
@leociresi42922 жыл бұрын
Cap’n:” Fair thee warned be thee, says I”
@reckoner19132 жыл бұрын
It does bother me that we see them in the bedroom after Homer gets kicked out and is threatening to sue....was that at 6am after the fishing trip?
@Despond2 жыл бұрын
"Please! Don't take the steam tray!" The ridiculousness of him taking the whole thing and the guys delivery is what made this cartoon so great.
@raven4k99810 ай бұрын
how fast does Homers stomach work to digest all that food so quickly?🤣🤣🤣
@jonnysupreme10 ай бұрын
"Sir, sir!" 😂
@brundlefly26210 ай бұрын
Don't forget about the dead fish in his mouth. 😂
@micahbush53978 ай бұрын
@@raven4k998His stomach is a black hole.
@Onigirli4 ай бұрын
@@raven4k998 Lol it makes me think of that one guy irl with the eating condition... Michel Lotito. It's insane that his death was from natural causes in the end, knowing the kind of dangerous objects he legitimately consumed.
@paul9299 Жыл бұрын
Man, this just makes me remember how much I miss Phil Hartman R.I.P
@eltorpedo672 жыл бұрын
Retrieving the hotdog from the kiddie pool always gets me.
@dadgonegamer26543 жыл бұрын
“Come for the freak, stay for the food.” Fucking hilarious.
@deathproofpony2 жыл бұрын
I heard they shaved a gorilla.
@jordanboyd55872 жыл бұрын
"Oh he's hideous!"
@willhull17352 жыл бұрын
Bottomless Pete 😅
@ihsahnakerfeldt92802 жыл бұрын
Such effortless humor. Classic Simpsons is great.
@leons.kennedy73854 жыл бұрын
"Tis was a dark and moonless night, when out came a beast more stomach than man!" 😂😂
@Uncle_Hargle4 жыл бұрын
Would’ve been better if you added “waffle-moonless night”
@haveatyou14 жыл бұрын
Hey!
@rixxy92044 жыл бұрын
@@haveatyou1 ...then he orders a pizza anyways.
@efrainrodarte63953 жыл бұрын
Dark as pitch
@Schattengewaechs993 жыл бұрын
Narrrghh!
@al-lg3qd Жыл бұрын
3:00 still laughing to this scene after all the years lol
@TheMetalMaty2 жыл бұрын
"Fairly warned, be thee, says I" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joshuaferguson6986 жыл бұрын
"We went fishing" *sobs* lmao
@thiswillbeyournameacrossal21535 жыл бұрын
Underrated
@Evan87875 жыл бұрын
That could've been me
@ronaldcheng18575 жыл бұрын
"Do these sound like the actions of a man who had *ALL* he could eat?.....
@jackgreentheweirdonce-ler9695 жыл бұрын
She doesn't want to do it at all
@ricarleite5 жыл бұрын
I feel SO sorry for Marge...
@Shendue3 жыл бұрын
I lost it when they delivered him a pizza in the middle of the trial. 🤣
@LL-fd7xn2 жыл бұрын
Most like paying homage to Fast Times At Ridgemont High!
@StainderFin2 жыл бұрын
it is still legal?
@Rat-mk6fk2 жыл бұрын
@@StainderFin only if you give the judge and prosecutor a slice too lol
@lupodelupis3672 Жыл бұрын
I know you shouldn't do it, but the trials sessions can last for hours...and when Homer needs to eat 😂
@philipmancera2505 Жыл бұрын
@Shendue I bet it was the Pizza of Dreams, Pepperoni, Sausage, Cheese, Shrimp, Lobster, Crab, Green Peppers and mushrooms.😋😊🍕🌭🧀🦐🦞🦀🫑🍄
@ajfoodiesaiyan3 ай бұрын
Marge crying after saying “We went fishing” is one of my favourite moments in the show. 🤣🤣
@ThaAmjab7 жыл бұрын
"This is the most blatant case of fraudulent advertising since my suit against the film "The Neverrending Story"! " HAHA
@mushroomhead36196 жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for poor Atrehyu and Bastion...
@AverageInvestor6 жыл бұрын
I laugh every time I hear that line. lol
@nicholask75666 жыл бұрын
mabesch Technically when you want to put something in quotation marks while it's already in quotation marks you should use apostrophes. So, it should be, "...since my suit against the film 'The Never Ending Story.'"
@homerthompson87306 жыл бұрын
it's lines like that that make you miss Phil Hartman....
@ryandickerson96995 жыл бұрын
Homer Thompson cool name. All of his lines and deliveries were great. He is irreplaceable.
@Garl_Vinland6 жыл бұрын
“MORE ICE TEA?!” “ok” “YARHARHARHAR!!!!”
@loveaintfree14097 ай бұрын
Back when Simpson was GOAT !!!
@universalcandidate Жыл бұрын
“Is it more ice tea ye be needing” “Okay” ARAHAHGARHARWG 😂😂😂
@terrortalks30373 жыл бұрын
"Is it more iced tea ye be needin'?" "OK." "Yarharharharhar!"
@Eclass962 жыл бұрын
Happy to serve...😆😆😆
@megatop4122 жыл бұрын
Yeah that laugh was crazy, like lunatic crazy
@devontepierson59132 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/n3TMf4OLi9t6gM0
@skandababy2 жыл бұрын
Yep, the old buffet trick of filling patrons up om tea and soda, so they'll eat less food.
@gkm29282 жыл бұрын
@@skandababy that's a lot more logical than my "he clearly pissed in the iced tea" rationale
@lupodelupis3672 Жыл бұрын
These are 4:17 minutes of comedy genius! Starting with Homer's loud burp and the disgusted "Goodbye!" of the lady to that awful view 😂
@zimmerman421 Жыл бұрын
One of the very best Simpsons episodes and a masterclass in comic writing. The jokes are almost impossibly quick fire and everyone is a hit. Whatever the show is now when it was at its peak it was as funny, and smart, as anything on television.
@fortunateson210 ай бұрын
This is based on a true story.
@narmstrong95398 жыл бұрын
"That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!" That may well be the greatest line in Simpsons history
@Demonizer51347 жыл бұрын
Why do you say that?
@anthonybreach29307 жыл бұрын
Because you don't eat lobster shells.
@keithpatrick70927 жыл бұрын
Come see Bottomless Pete. Nature's cruelest mistake.
@TheOfficialJono-fu7vm7 жыл бұрын
The best is "D'oh!" Obviously
@TheOfficialJono-fu7vm7 жыл бұрын
The best is "D'oh!" Obviously
@shadedepeche25563 жыл бұрын
If they wanted Homer to stop eating, they should’ve served him a large steak. Homer would pass out before finishing it.
@New3DSLuigi3643 жыл бұрын
I Think that episode took place AFTER He got his Bypass. . .
@shadedepeche25563 жыл бұрын
@@New3DSLuigi364 Considering how the Simpsons handle continuity, I doubt that is the reason why he couldn’t finish the steak.
@stayhydratedkingsqueens3 жыл бұрын
@@shadedepeche2556 ikr
@hoagielamp65433 жыл бұрын
Also, why the hell would an all you can eat seafood buffet have beef?
@shadedepeche25563 жыл бұрын
@@hoagielamp6543 Why would everyone but Flanders be at church on one Sunday?
@Ventriii9 ай бұрын
"Well, I have some tic-tacs in my purse..." "Excellent choice." *scribbles down on pad*
@Cold-Duck2 жыл бұрын
The woman's subtle "OK" after being asked if she wants more Iced Tea is absolutely hilarious to me.
@BeerdyBruceLeeCentral2 жыл бұрын
Lionel Hutz's finest hour.
@user4fvRm2mf2 жыл бұрын
I think he was better in 'Marge in Chains'. He even showed up to court naked by accident in that one!
@lionelhutz51372 жыл бұрын
Guilty as charged 😁
@angel-iv5ve2 жыл бұрын
@@user4fvRm2mfim not wearing a tie at all👹👹👹
@justinforward36202 жыл бұрын
@@user4fvRm2mf But he lost that case when Marge was found guilty and he had to face a case against him immediately afterwards, while still naked below the chest. All in front of Stephen Stills, his AA sponsor. This was his best chance of helping Homer seek some kind of closure or verdict with both a crooked business owner and that bespectacled prosecutor who usually works for Mr. Burns or anyone villainous. Every other instance Lionel Hutz tried to help the family out, his faults were revealed in one way or another. Regardless, he was one of the greatest guest characters in the shows history and his voice actor was one of the very best comedic actors of our generation. Gone too soon.
@timkumpost60362 жыл бұрын
Did he ever win any other case?
@kdawg77363 жыл бұрын
"That man ate all our shrimp, and two plastic lobsters!"
@spineljoestar55832 жыл бұрын
Tis no man Tis a remorseless eating machine arrrrgh
@MJSBADGIRL-nq7is2 жыл бұрын
@@spineljoestar5583 six bells, time for closing
@craigcopeland35032 жыл бұрын
@@MJSBADGIRL-nq7is Can't talk, eating.
@chibiguardian75872 жыл бұрын
@@craigcopeland3503 Fairly warn be thee say I (snaps fingers)
@craigcopeland35032 жыл бұрын
@@chibiguardian7587 O..hey..hey...HEEEYY...RUM,RUM,RUM..but the sign said "All you can eat." 🤣
@adamdesanti67137 ай бұрын
Homer's legendary gluttony provided some of the best material I'm sure for the writers.
@octapusxft7 ай бұрын
It is both legendary it is an accurate parody portrayal of many Americans who do not practice self restraint
@itsaMoogle3 ай бұрын
That Neverending story joke is gold.
@pho3nix-8 жыл бұрын
I love the Sea Captain, probably one of the most underrated minor characters
@wafflesid8 жыл бұрын
he's a sea captain not a miner.
@wafflesid8 жыл бұрын
he's a sea captain not a miner.
@wafflesid8 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Baker ohhhh minOr
@Andresmoomoo8 жыл бұрын
+Andrew Baker stoned much?
@wafflesid8 жыл бұрын
+Andresmoomoo obvious joke not obvious enough?
@PhflyDan16 жыл бұрын
Fairly warned, be thee, says I..
@homersimpson88245 жыл бұрын
at he beginning when he took the steam tray he already had a whole fish in his mouth before he took it to the table
@chpman20135 жыл бұрын
PhyflyDan1 *snap*snap*
@robganley98725 жыл бұрын
lol
@atalantasapple96395 жыл бұрын
@@homersimpson8824 - That's ok...It's still funny.😂
@BrendanTheGent5 жыл бұрын
That is a reference to the pirates of the caribean ride in disney theme parks
@jonathanchen10268 ай бұрын
Homer did everything against Marge’s wishes 😢
@clintjones9614 ай бұрын
As a kid watching this i remember that we would miss half the jokes because we were laughing to the point of tears. It was live tv. No rewind, no pausing.
@KeiserSoze165 жыл бұрын
(Marge) We drove around until 3 a.m. looking for another all you can eat restaurant. (Hutz) And when you couldn't find one? (Marge) We went fishing *breaks down sobbing* That exchange is pure gold! 🤣🤣🤣
@luffis19854 жыл бұрын
That could've been me!
@thelegendkillersshittyduff13354 жыл бұрын
@@luffis1985 shut up dolph Ziggler lol jk
@bodycount33454 жыл бұрын
@Jamie Nelson essentially what he's done is made a discussion for that particular part of the video
@jabberw0k8124 жыл бұрын
Not even any all you can eat restaurant. It had to be an all you can eat *fish* restaurant.
@punjabiprincess9084 жыл бұрын
Thank you I for quoting the same video i just watched.
@DamienMalakay7 жыл бұрын
"Homer i don't use the word HERO very often but you are the greatest hero in American history" hahaha!!!
@BigDangerous3115 жыл бұрын
Sounds like something Trump would make his staffers call him, lol!
@alexreilly61215 жыл бұрын
Funnily enough it was 'In your face, Gilgamesh' I said at that bit ;]
@isaiahmebrhatu83375 жыл бұрын
I would have to agree with him on that.
@OsamaBinLooney5 жыл бұрын
well 2nd greatest, right after Trump
@quickanimationz4u33310 ай бұрын
I heard they shaved a gorilla 4:15
@aaronwatkins67612 жыл бұрын
That Never Ending Story gag is truly fantastic.
@cornishphilosopher7 жыл бұрын
I love the fat bloke in the court, "That could have been me!". 3:55
@barrettfenwick80286 жыл бұрын
Jury revel best joke in the whole segment! XD
@brucelston6 жыл бұрын
lol best line
@chrisj1974385 жыл бұрын
I have a very overweight friend who loves to say that line. Only Simpson fans get it when he says it.
@Shaquille_ONeal5 жыл бұрын
I like the purple guy behind Homer at 2:33.
@ChrisManley19948 жыл бұрын
"PLEASE DON'T TAKE THE STEAM TRAY SIR!!!!!!!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@theseproblemsmatter18 жыл бұрын
words I'll hear at some point with my metabolism and how i eat
@ciresi438 жыл бұрын
+CMPunkMark1994 Golden Corral look out. Here comes Homer Simpson!
@SuperTed190216 жыл бұрын
Homer takes everything so literally, doesn't he?
@PiDoveGeon11506 жыл бұрын
Words that would be great for Jimmy and Jerry gourd from Veggietales
@Deltaflot17012 жыл бұрын
I still use that line about "The Neverending Story" lawsuit
@buckster25757 ай бұрын
This is one of there greatest episodes ever.back in the prime days.
@shawndisalvo5934 жыл бұрын
Homer Simpson is the only man who will order a pizza during court haha 😭🍕
@ReuvenShopper4 жыл бұрын
No body: Absolutely No body: Homer: Can I have pizza in court ?
@theguybehindyou47624 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm, pizza.
@ChamStar6254 жыл бұрын
Me at the DMV tbqh
@Predaking4ever4 жыл бұрын
I would. So me Homer
@Cjnw3 жыл бұрын
Order in the court… *lItErAlLy!*
@november1324 жыл бұрын
People like him the are reason most buffet places have a measly 1.5 hour time limit.
@jbreitz873 жыл бұрын
Wait hows that a bad thing. I mean the only people who could go over that are pretty far gone.
@questadam28793 жыл бұрын
Buffet margins are rated on the number of plates consumed and not time. I believe the industry standard is anything more than nine plates and the restaurant loses money. Nine plates is or more is very rare too.
@questadam28793 жыл бұрын
By the way, the average number of plates consumed is 2.5
@tylerlamb99303 жыл бұрын
I have heard Sumo Wrestlers are usually under contract to not devastate buffet restaurants.
@Dumbird03 жыл бұрын
@@questadam2879 9 plates is a lot. how cheap is the food?