SIm players have gone insane from being Gaijined every single day and they not just can, they WILL wait behind that specific hill for hours waiting for you to run out of patience and give them that sweet sweet kill. And they WILL try to fly under your plane like a frickin stealth fighter, check your payload and airforce roundels and decide if they should eliminate you or not while you're just there cluelessly flying towards the enemy plane thats actually your teammate
@dellversio5915 Жыл бұрын
Amazing explanation
@sgt.clotter4854 Жыл бұрын
As a SIM player myself, I can confirm this as absolute fact
@randomblock1_ Жыл бұрын
"hey google, show me this guy's payload"
@Rarestwarman Жыл бұрын
I honestly enjoy sim battles more than realistic battles just because there’s less cas and spaa (Super. Problem. Anti. Anything.)and less hiding behind and looking over hills
@gabrielneves6602 Жыл бұрын
As a simulator player: Yes
@Mx.imilian.f Жыл бұрын
5:32 the actual effort to have the gameplay also on the monitor needs to be mentioned
@J4NTT3R1 Жыл бұрын
That 5:30 sick edit didn't go unnoticed. Awesome work as always!
@starparagonn Жыл бұрын
I just wanted to write a comment for this, Malzi is just a legend
@BobSinner Жыл бұрын
Absolute legend
@noidea2568 Жыл бұрын
Also the one at 7:26 where we can see the heli in 3rd person in the corner, I really liked that one.
@schxrik75 Жыл бұрын
Day 4 of asking Malzi to play french tier 1 reserve vehicles, no premiums, no planes, arcade or sim, on controller, no bushes
@ragingpotato817 Жыл бұрын
Dude that’s my life right now. Low tier French tank experience is not for pussies that’s for sure
@kubaskupiewski2168 Жыл бұрын
You're really trying your best to make him suffer💀
@ThePolishAppel Жыл бұрын
Its not *that* bad, little angling and the reserve tank does wonders
@schxrik75 Жыл бұрын
@@kubaskupiewski2168 i will never stop
@zertazze Жыл бұрын
Bro you abuse it’s to long 😂😂
@eggbenedict7442 Жыл бұрын
I like the sound acting of the ATGM in Malzi, it should be the same sound acting in the game
@Blazeyaboi Жыл бұрын
Wish more people played simulator battles they can be quite fun once you get used to it!
@blomgaming6480 Жыл бұрын
The fun in question:
@grievetan Жыл бұрын
Do simulator battles can help farm more SL?
@Blazeyaboi Жыл бұрын
@@grievetan yes they’re good for SL as long as you do good but the repair cost can be pretty expensive.
@frantavomacka2882 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, but Gaijin must remove the fucking captured vehicles (and the same vehicles from wrong side)...
@bigsib5312 Жыл бұрын
I'm already torturing myself with realistic battles I don't need more
@Bileks150 Жыл бұрын
Every time i hear Soul Goodman's theme song, I know that missle is coming.
@ultimatechad8738 Жыл бұрын
I can see Malzi slowly starting to like Simulator and perhaps we'll see an entire series unfold for that as well
@edensdreams2890 Жыл бұрын
I've tried sim once or twice awhile back but seeing Malzi get into it is tempting me to try again. Maybe there'll be enough of a population boost to help with the queue times!
@_meatballer_ Жыл бұрын
5:30 nice edit, dunno who would play on a second screen and stare on the first 😂
@leoniwis9425 Жыл бұрын
5:31 flawless edit
@rinkashikachi Жыл бұрын
7:45 I liked this kinda sync between shots and music. Really expected another volley
@Henri-zh6kf Жыл бұрын
Really like the detail at 5:36, your editing is getting better
@Vulmus Жыл бұрын
I dont even play warthunder but this channel will always bring me a smile on my face. Thank you for this 10 min vid
@Demonhunte Жыл бұрын
Malzi more sim battles, I loved all of it part 1 and 2. Laughed so hard my lung almost fell out ^^
@riflemen9057 Жыл бұрын
Convincing Malzi to play the ultimate vehicle for shooting ground just ahead of you - m551 Sheridan Try: 4 (probably it's useless but it's funny too)
@decold7768 Жыл бұрын
keep trying my guy
@last8exile Жыл бұрын
The missile knows where ground is
@ALaughingWolf2188 Жыл бұрын
Whenever you hear the Better Call Saul theme in a Malzi video, you know he’s just fucked
@laramsfanytgaming11 ай бұрын
Simulator should be treated as the SHADOW REALM.
@yourdonefor4454 Жыл бұрын
7:44 the music and shot timing was perfect
@dragutintheslav-veliki7907 ай бұрын
Honest to god, my first sim experience was just like that first clip. Shot my shot, shell says "that is as far as I can go" and falls mid air, enemy tank kills me. Second sim experience, spent an entire match trying to kill a Centurion or something similar to it in my tiny Panzer IV/70(V) just 300 meters away from each other. It reminds me of that one scene from the Naked Gun film. Just 2 tanks sitting behind 2 rocks, lodging shells across the road onto each other's visible parts and hoping one pens the right way. It took me 30 minutes and all of the ammo to kill the poor bastard who kept detracking me and destroying my cannon. That was the entire match, and I never dared to play sim ever again.
@NFS_Challenger54 Жыл бұрын
I'm loving these longer videos. Please don't stop making them fun and funny.
@GG_Man123 Жыл бұрын
Ah yes, a Cv90105, a 10.0 vehicle with autoloader and thermals in a 7.7 - 9.3 Sim match
@admiral_alman8671 Жыл бұрын
Get a flightstick, doesn’t even have to be an expensive one. That makes flying in sim way more fun
The fact that at 5:31 you put in your own gameplay on that screen goes to show the effort in these videos, great work keep it up : )
@mrgeists Жыл бұрын
MAKE THIS A SERIES PLS MALZI
@d4ntheman Жыл бұрын
if you want to experience true pain you should bring the PT-76B up to its historically accurate BR of 8.0 :)
@leondragonfly Жыл бұрын
wedding song hits hard
@richardtheranger5214 Жыл бұрын
Great edit at 5:30, love you man!
@jacoboliver93003 ай бұрын
Nah bro I got better at this game by watching this guys map while he plays
@anderssvart3257 Жыл бұрын
"By the sword" is badass song, TY
@auqanova Жыл бұрын
just some quick tips for heli in sim, pressing h turns on dampening mode, which makes the heli much easier to fly. also for big emergency combat maneuvers i actually think its better to keyboard fly those, at least for me panic sets in less on keyboard controls than mouse aim. if you really want to though you could invest in a cheap flightstick, which is a lot more effective in my experience.
@stefanjanke1828 Жыл бұрын
same goes for planes, modern jets can toggle the SAS mode to go into damping which helps with flying stability
@initialyeet3951 Жыл бұрын
Agreed, even in RB using keyboard controls for pitch, ailerons, and rudder makes it so much easier and more controllable.
@thephoenix3967 Жыл бұрын
Legend has it malzi had to wait for a game for 240 hours total just to get these ten minutes of footage.
@TK-5311 Жыл бұрын
Instead of getting mad I got to think of dying as just comedic timing
@psychzach1588 Жыл бұрын
NGL enjoying watching you suffer through simulator
@jordancourse5102 Жыл бұрын
ngl the most agonizing part is top tier sim trying to play CAS and of course the heli spam.
@richardtaillon1616 Жыл бұрын
Our mans gonna up the sim population. Both in size and suffering.
@cyrusreyes4865 Жыл бұрын
Malzi just started playing this mode yesterday and he already knows how to fly a plane
@moery2435 Жыл бұрын
Its easy as fuck to fly a plane in sim lmao
@Wendeek10 ай бұрын
simulator battles are hard to play but you play it good
@theus663 Жыл бұрын
We need more Liszt.
@ebroc Жыл бұрын
Ну это ещё веселее чем РБ =))) Спасибо! Продолжай в том же духе ! ) Так классно забирать 30мм пукой в борт пантеру, ПТУР главное не забрал, а вот 30ка забрала... Произошёл Вар Тандер ! =)
@Danspy501st Жыл бұрын
I feel like the simulator only players are a nice group of players. Compared to other groups that I had seen or know about
@MadManchou Жыл бұрын
Thing is, the SB community is so small we actually know all the regulars.
@timharnans Жыл бұрын
Honestly. GRB players are the worst. I’ve never been cussed out in Sim (out of three Sim battles though lol)
@Danspy501st Жыл бұрын
@@MadManchou So you guys, and ladies, wouldnt mind if new complete noob like me trying simulator battles, even with ground as I dont yet have a good grasp on the flight model for mouse
@MadManchou Жыл бұрын
@@Danspy501st it's not a closed club lol. But play enough, and people will recognise you. If you like a certain spot, they might wait for you. If you play unsportingly, they will recognise you (and probably target you). Be a nice guy and a semi-competent teammate (e.g. using all spawn points) and you will earn respect. Some players know I love to CAS, so they'll pick SPAA as first spawn. If they're good at it, I might rather go in a tank.
@Danspy501st Жыл бұрын
@@MadManchou It is still something I would try when I get a better flight stick XD (I do like to try to help out with CAS or planes) otherwise I could take tanks into it as I do like the ground SBs. But about the spawn points, does they work like they do in GR?
@invictojenkins6708 Жыл бұрын
Glad you are having fun in Simulator.
@InfiniteSith136 Жыл бұрын
The culture required to insert such tasteful memes into something as disdainful as WarThunder, is nothing less than exceptional. Chefs kiss
@pootis_gaming997 ай бұрын
I honestly love the Saul Goodman missiles lol 😂
@MozzaBurger884 ай бұрын
6:02 I lost my shit XDDD Dude has PTSD of shiny things in thermal sights.
@mathewweeks906910 ай бұрын
Awesome video and good luck to you
@jesusofbullets Жыл бұрын
Wii music is so relaxing
@Someperson117 Жыл бұрын
wedding song is back💀💀 when i going to sleep, i see malzi in my recommend💀
@iwasamooseonce1310 ай бұрын
5:45 bigass full sized maps like this and my personal favorite, full size Tunisia with 7v7 are the best 😂
@LAYATORS Жыл бұрын
Bro aint no way at 5:30 you included the screen of your match on the mene guh... Amazing video editing skills damn!
@TerzoOFFICIAL6 ай бұрын
Fun fact: you need to memorize the shapes of every nation (tanks, aircrafts and helicopters)
@ElDoge-2077 Жыл бұрын
Nice edit on Tense PC screen 😎
@a-goat2778 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the French TT respect. We need more players
@Kek-tn5pg Жыл бұрын
5:36 picture from the game in tense1983 monitor 👏👏
@SONYSIKE Жыл бұрын
"yo what your problem" *pop pop pop pop*
@yupebet Жыл бұрын
I love simulator battles
@rahmanlinux9602 Жыл бұрын
I used to play SB a lot it's so sad only a few players remaining on Sim :(
@Corisabi9 ай бұрын
You can install special sights for simulator battles to make it easier to play
@jerrydabear7724 Жыл бұрын
nah the full on RO6 squad though :0
@disneylandUN Жыл бұрын
they lost ;((
@unpopulardude1188 Жыл бұрын
Sims sound like fun
@Schakwar6 ай бұрын
I feel that pain :D but honestly I like sim battles.. too bad you can't always play sim with every rank.
@rafaelrakocza5213 Жыл бұрын
Day 2 of asking for more israeli content
@TonyWulf66 Жыл бұрын
The moment the Doom music kicks in, you know Malzi is about to die immediately
@mininuke8397 Жыл бұрын
Glad to see me in the thumbnail
@decold7768 Жыл бұрын
Me watching malzi play sim as a experienced sim player be like: 😂🧐🧐💀💀
@mr_p_191 Жыл бұрын
sim battles are so fun i love air battles but they take ages
@brkrl1811 Жыл бұрын
0:15 Brazil mentioned
@Porco__Rosso Жыл бұрын
that 3:30 was some homicide attempt lol, thanks for making me laugh so hard, i really needed it, you got a new sub :)
@theoryofgeneralstupidity.6631 Жыл бұрын
JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS
@kupieckorzenny5093 Жыл бұрын
2:40 Ah yes. True War thunder player will never hear that
@kyouramayura267 Жыл бұрын
1:31 , bestest moments of all time😂😂😂 , imagine that is your friend , that be even better 😂😂😂😂
@edwardedward8067 Жыл бұрын
Love the use of ave maria
@hannesgustafsson9310 Жыл бұрын
BROOO, at 5:32 the facecam video shows him playing war thunder, how much detail do you go inte malzi??? this is why youre the best, keep it up!!
@TillDuv Жыл бұрын
YES SIR Da wedding song😂🎉! Im happy now
@el.big_conq4642 Жыл бұрын
Malzi please do more of these sim battles experience
@unonimys_22828 күн бұрын
1:27 Crew really said "Holy shit"
@ZombieRush22579 Жыл бұрын
I don't know why someone would put themselves through such pain
@øGoldenNightø Жыл бұрын
9:20 “The missile knows where it is and where it isn’t.”
@last8exile Жыл бұрын
The missile knows where ground is.
@Ares46Gaming Жыл бұрын
Get this man a joystick
@teoextreme Жыл бұрын
5:45 - My meta on this map is: I die once -- I exit battle It is simply not worth the time driving
@Killhat_OG Жыл бұрын
Why did he have to play mariachi music the very second I took a bite into my tamale. I just choked
@eshkeree5182 Жыл бұрын
you got some great music taste
@emergency_broadcast_system Жыл бұрын
5:30 Just realized you edited the computer screen in the video to mirror the ingame footage. Nice little detail
@juanmargaritpenuela70846 ай бұрын
The bad thing about simulator battles is that is is only available for 10.0 BR (might be wrong but something like that)
@gabrielneves6602 Жыл бұрын
@Malzi , when playin helis i advise u to bind "toggle SAS mode" as damping is all u need to control'em
@oldstyle7760 Жыл бұрын
Nice Ave Maria version @1:54, that's the one from Hitman Blood Money, yeah?
@ALaughingWolf2188 Жыл бұрын
I may not play war thunder often, but is it just me or did I forget that simulator battles even existed?
@Solid_State6 ай бұрын
No, others you forgot that too.
@veritusahriman972010 ай бұрын
Personally prefer the ww2 sim due to quicker match finding, but cold war is good too as long as you have good AA
@flightmaster1213 Жыл бұрын
For SIM helicopters you gotta set up SAS and control dampening
@aapopesonen2902 Жыл бұрын
Playing heli in GSB with VR and hotas is fun as heck. Haven't tried with the mouse thingy, but looks kinda weird.
@SilvaDreams Жыл бұрын
Mouse joystick is a bit weird but I use to do air Sim with mouse and keyboard back when Sim battles were still a normal game mode. It takes some getting used but I'm glad I have a hotas now.
@rhystaylor851 Жыл бұрын
I have a great time playing Sim sometimes, but the insane eco and extreme parallax on some sights really puts me off. Plus limited BR offerings make for long or impossible queue times
@blackking2410 Жыл бұрын
I saw you yesterday and it seems like I got you a few times xD
@K4VX Жыл бұрын
2:12 Those guys are on the squadron leader board lmao
@ericbrodie5754 Жыл бұрын
2:15 Good job of clearing the game of PedO6 o7
@disneylandUN Жыл бұрын
>:(
@CrazyChuck2 ай бұрын
All I get in Sim battles is teamkilled.
@kaivinsky3 ай бұрын
Ro6 clan, that one I wiped myself in a session last time.
@samrossman7438 Жыл бұрын
Day 2 of asking Malzi to play the American T34 heavy tank.
@Sky_EggYT Жыл бұрын
Day 3 of asking malzi to play the tortoise
@infectiousproduction812 Жыл бұрын
YEEEEEEEEEESSSSS AN OTHER ONE ! LOVE FROM FRANCE...
@keithsimpson2685 Жыл бұрын
They should make the gun sight location correct in GRB too no cap