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@sinazom9010Ай бұрын
Being dribbled by an 80 something years old “dude” is CRAZY😂😂😂😂😂
@maeshelafarren109Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@nikkinokuphila7607Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@cosmic_sunflower3864Ай бұрын
Imagine 😂😮😢
@tryphosatlotlo653929 күн бұрын
These kids like things 🤣🤣🤣
@petronella_mahuma27 күн бұрын
Dude nagana fela
@RayOfLetsatsiАй бұрын
She got dribbled by a senior citizen yoh😭
@mologadimusix26 күн бұрын
😭😭😭
@thashmfiki16122 күн бұрын
Haibo this here comment killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😵😵
@palesambele1397Ай бұрын
”Zuma has been through this process 3 times..” meanwhile the fingers🖐🏽🖖🏾😂😂😂😂
@perthkraya320928 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@syathokozahlophe9011Ай бұрын
142 years older than her, Mandela did not die for this 🤣😂😂😂😂
@kagisotlatsanaАй бұрын
Who else is like me, they did not understand Laconco’s instagram post but now that Simz is narrating it makes sense? The amount of “oooh” I’ve scrome 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@ramoshabamokanna58Ай бұрын
I was you my dear 😂😭😭
@kagisotlatsanaАй бұрын
@@ramoshabamokanna58 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@zonkegwayi3420Ай бұрын
Me too 😂😂😂
@nelingwenya4250Ай бұрын
Eyi inamanga lentombazane
@MissCombs151121 күн бұрын
He actually ruined her life. He was her first "man" and she can't get over him. If I were her, I'd take my son to the Zumas, and rebrand herself as a young lady who is available. Manje bit by bit even when a guy THINKS of approaching her she reminds the whole cowntry of Zuma. Bahamba ke abafana 🤷🏽♀️
@CallMeKatlegoАй бұрын
I’m just happy that LaC’s career has taken off and she can now live comfortably and provide for her son🥰
@mm-ju6go23 күн бұрын
She shud now learn from her mistake dat a person career is not his character and especially considering his age b8g red flags
@priskafundirwa8982Ай бұрын
Dating a whole president and being left broke haaibo kuningi.
@masekoromeo7919Ай бұрын
Zuma is a dead beat father, not supporting his kid.
@nhlanhlanzimande4001Ай бұрын
Yeeeyi kuningi ngempela
@nsilolo5974Ай бұрын
She went in with no strategy. She was just there sisi.
@priskafundirwa8982Ай бұрын
@@nsilolo5974 I would have Ferrari Lamborghini ntoni ntoni . Properties . I don't play . She wasted her virginity for nothing
@vuyokazinkosi381728 күн бұрын
Njani😂
@MphoLephuthi-sАй бұрын
It's the scarf for me
@sedikekanaАй бұрын
Me too😂😂😂😂
@tryphineshumba1181Ай бұрын
It's like she did it for respect to JZ...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂, like if imma talk about you, I will do it respectfully.
@noluthandonyandeni788229 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@lillybianca418527 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@puseletsoishАй бұрын
🤣Simz, please if the news is not being narrated by you then it's not a story worth listening to. I love you ke sana and you are the best in this game ❤
@xpnnАй бұрын
Ai LaC played her self! That ancestor hit and she walked out with nothing?? Noor man, uBaba has serious game
@SayItAll91Ай бұрын
Simz is the only person who gave life to that story. 😂😂😂😂😂 as for the circle felt my presence.
@KatMugАй бұрын
Heish coz some other lady here on YT tried shem but got upset coz it wasn’t her mother tongue 😅
@missnxumalo14 күн бұрын
The circle part had me laughing alone in my room 😂😂😂😂. Simz is an amazing narrator ❤️❤️
@tshepangpaile9689Ай бұрын
No gwede mantashe (ice boys)😭😂😂😂😂 Sanlam 😂😂😂😂 i am not even half way this video and i cant stop laughing. Rizz on a 1000 😂😂😂
@LefenyoEverydayАй бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Simz that part about Zuma's circle and his future finished me😂😂
@mamellomotaung4124Ай бұрын
Yoo😂😂😂😂😂😂
@nomthethomgojo6892Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⚰️
@noluthandonyandeni788229 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@KatMugАй бұрын
We love you here in the US and these juicy daily updates 🫶🏽
@SimzRightАй бұрын
Thank you 😊
@shweshwe_k8177Ай бұрын
This commentary 😂😂😂😂 I'm finished. LaConco needs to write a book
@buyisileradebe8108Ай бұрын
She needs therapy
@MamaBearSA26 күн бұрын
Reality show ya gage 😢
@kikilee2203Ай бұрын
😭😭his skin was dropping from his body yoooh 😭i can't with you 😮💨
Girl, you will go under the jail and as management, we will share a cell with you. 👊🏽
@vuyokazinkosi381728 күн бұрын
One pregnant
@dineomametja3277Ай бұрын
😂when you get naked in front of kids, they'll call you 'dude'😂
@nomcebombhele84226 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@aarongunnz951318 күн бұрын
But the dude ate a nice fresh cake
@1phindyАй бұрын
"Jacob P.Diddy Zuma" is the most accurate description of the dude.
@noziphonxumalo3494Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@NonoM_1Ай бұрын
Hahaha😅😂😂😂
@Miss_GreatnessАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂Haybo isoka lakwa Zuma paid lobola and did all the right things
@blessingmabaso217220 күн бұрын
Uyabheda wena
@koenajchokweАй бұрын
Not Simz naming Zuma's circle of friends🤣🤣🤣
@nonozi4147Ай бұрын
That part took me out😂
@algreanettespeelman2429Ай бұрын
Lol I ran to the comments kante I'm gonna break my legs coming here 😂😂😂😂
@CharlotteMathabathaАй бұрын
The liver 😂😂
@sarahmnyandu6622Ай бұрын
I died a million times😂😂😂 u-Strong u-Laconco xem
@nataschalosper1760Ай бұрын
Yoh😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅
@LightHouse31073Ай бұрын
"That boy" was born in the middle of world war 2😭
@MsNandi001Ай бұрын
jacob P Diddy Zuma 🤣🤣🤣 your narration is world class. I love it
@devrolllАй бұрын
😂😂I froze when you said P Diddy🤣🤣🤣🤣
@flowerlindzАй бұрын
I howled when you said Gwede Mantashe😂😂 and then you mentioned 😂avbob sanlam and i perished mntaka dad
@nobuhle.kumalo9396Ай бұрын
Please wear shades with that scarf uslimaze worse
@mandisandlovu8914Ай бұрын
Abeg!
@nataschalosper1760Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly 💯
@vuyokazinkosi381728 күн бұрын
Please and red lipstick
@sandulelamjana28 күн бұрын
😊😂😂yazi asigrate once
@tshepangpaile9689Ай бұрын
Isoka (142 years)😂😂😂😂
@Mbuyiselo5Ай бұрын
😭🤣🤣🤣 “Insizwa!” 😎 We’ve all taken L’s in life but le yokudriblishwa ibeneficiary ka SASSA🚮
@dndangaАй бұрын
I heard about this yesterday. I didn't realise it was happening in real time. I had never heard of her before that. What did she expect to happen when she was associating with a whole ancestor? What future? All that man has is a past. But you have to give that man props. He has game. Turned her all the way out and blew her underage back out. She didn't leave a relationship. It left her when it was done. It was an unbalanced equation. It sounded very preachy and gave church elder or first lady. Did we really need to hear all this? But we her online in laws are here for it.
@faithmnisi4938Ай бұрын
Online inlaws🤣🤣🤣
@KiTumetsiАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉
@gofaonemotlogelwa4925Ай бұрын
Blowing an underage back is called p3d0philia my dear...NOT GAME.
@Ma_KhumaloАй бұрын
I've been waiting for you since early this morning because laba abanye angibezwa kahle😢
@NomondePatani-sv5bjАй бұрын
😂😂😂❤
@snowzondi8690Ай бұрын
cha impela nami angizwanga🤣🤣🤣🤣
@puseletsoishАй бұрын
"skin dropping from the body" yoh Simz ngeke 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@namhlatasha28 күн бұрын
Imagine nje yhooo😂
@ZamangweZwaneАй бұрын
How much did they pay her ??? the timing is just crazy for me
@fifs4saАй бұрын
Absolutely. She was definitely paid.
@jabulilenenzhelele2179Ай бұрын
She us not much of a big celeb to affect votes. And if you have been following her a while, I guess she decided to clear the air because of her new chapter in life and nathi we must not think she is cheating because she has a new man
@dust_zaАй бұрын
Do you think she was paid for than she potentially wants the attention for herself?
I can’t get how funny this video is🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Smz is the funniest human being I have ever come across 😂😂😂😂😂
@phutymaja8303Ай бұрын
Mpotse fela e whole society ya di pensioners 🤣🤣🤣
@juliatladi5013Ай бұрын
Ancient Dragons 😂🤣😂
@Kayb193Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@namhlatasha28 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 ice boys
@MbalenhleBАй бұрын
Never a dull day with you Simz😂😂😂 your a true story teller ❤
@itsJustDiaАй бұрын
Simz when I get fired how will I buy data???🤣🤣🤣🤣 azange ngihleke kanje🤣🤣🤣🤣 69 year old what???
@kikilee2203Ай бұрын
😩😭which future was he seeing vele 😂😂yooh simz can we be besties 😭🤣
@justkuhle9852Ай бұрын
"to thing about ama President ase Afrika mabi yazi" aybo Simphiwe😂😂😂
@girlgonewisejАй бұрын
“There was a 100 year age gap between them…” bahahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Pan_BloomАй бұрын
yoh lmfao . . .that part of circle 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@TheTsikiWifeАй бұрын
The timing. This is politically motivated though. 🤷 but anyway...👍
@thandocele2945Ай бұрын
My thoughts exactly hey...
@violetseeiso8025Ай бұрын
If the is one thing I learned from Diddy’saga is that we have to be careful with always assuming that people are after something when they express their pain especially as a woman!!
@judithmuna106824 күн бұрын
@@violetseeiso8025 bekathuleleni? Hayi suka
@judithmuna106824 күн бұрын
They really bore me these kids. They never learn nje, bored akahambe nentanga zakhe, leave like a lady quickly and quietly
@ZandileNgubeniАй бұрын
Listening to Sims is my therapy, love how you narrate your stories 😂😅❤
@nonozi4147Ай бұрын
Not you calling ubaba P Diddy😂
@Peachcobler22Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@jerminahmotsapi6101Ай бұрын
“ o bua ka bo Gwede Man* “ 😂😂😂😂mbore Simz yoooooooo
@mologadihazellegodi8626Ай бұрын
The circle part sent me😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
@maropengcandy7423Ай бұрын
No president has as much public scandals as Zuma. His sex life and love life always in the public 😅
@preciouss_duchess28 күн бұрын
The best storyteller ... ngaze ngahleka 🤣🤣🤣
@QueenP081011 күн бұрын
I really cant stop laughing. Wa re P Diddy??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣. Th circle part kept me in stitches. I watched this video many times...🤣🤣🤣🤣
@sithobelokuhleamy727027 күн бұрын
LaConco should date Burkina Faso's president. He is young and the right kind of daring ❤❤❤❤plus he is intelligent and powerful
@YouTuber11111Ай бұрын
The fruits of being an understanding girlfriend and dating a married man. 😭 That NDA was supposed to pay her to shut up, she’s not serious. Yoh I’d be living comfortably ke mna sana 🥲🤣
@Kayb193Ай бұрын
Yoo I would be rich somewhere across the world
@JeanetteMosenekeАй бұрын
Thank you Simz for clarity on this story & the jokes...o re "his skin was falling off his body" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@stellastar6324 күн бұрын
Not 10043 years old 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️😂😂😂 Simz, you're the best! You would do so well in comedy ❤
@thebpod.3074Ай бұрын
Not Simz being such a goated entertainment reporter 🔥🔥🔥🔥😭😭😭 all I did was laughing cos our sister guys🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥
@juliatladi5013Ай бұрын
Simzzz😅😅"" obuwa kabo Gwede Mantashe that time""".... Naye bathong the Ancients Dragons felt her presence😂🤣😂
@janesekgota133429 күн бұрын
I had this story many a times and I thank God for raising her from the ashes.This is a lesson to all girls that parents have more knowledge and experience than us.She Lancoco was swepawy by what the old man told him and did not listen to her parents.One other thing was to ask herself,All the women that came before her,why did they live.It is indeed a long queen and all of them have been accused of something.Anyway she learnt the hard way.
@silindokuhlekubheka5137Ай бұрын
You have gained yourself a follower with this video. I laughed my lungs out😂😂😂
@nthabisengsehlabelo4453Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂 Simz mara ke eng heh !!! I died when you mentioned the circle
@ziyandashozi7905Ай бұрын
Simz we love you mntase ❤️ your content is always on point… Much love sister ❤
@Ma_KhumaloАй бұрын
Ukhuluma kuzwakale, straight to the point and that's why she's my favorite❤
@lihleboyce3164Ай бұрын
Kodwa usile mntase angekhe your intro kept me glued to this video😅
@peacelover2767Ай бұрын
The president of Burkina Fasoo is her age mate and is not ugly 🤣
@Unique2023-Ай бұрын
New Subscriber here 👋🏾, you are hilarious 😂 😂 😂 😂
@nompumelelomphuthi2923Ай бұрын
Wasting her virginity for an old old old madala C's of fame..and then said she was not doing it for marriage but her choice 😢😢
@thandekancube3212Ай бұрын
Waisting her virginity 😮 heeeee confused
@user-yp8ri7tz5eАй бұрын
Cabanga ubutshitshi buhambile kanjalo njee yooo😭😭
@MayahboАй бұрын
😂😂
@cebilenkabinde1493Ай бұрын
That girl knew what she was doing but I ain't mad at her though 😅😅😅
@vuyokazinkosi381728 күн бұрын
Yhooo
@DaughterOfZionLeboАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This was hilarious! You roasted our 'former' Simz😂
@phuminkosi5283Ай бұрын
No matter how many times I might have heard a story, kodwa no one reports sgaxa's like Simz Right... I always look forward to watching and hearing your reports Simz ❤💯
@sifisosithole963129 күн бұрын
She can summarise shame, others took them 1 hour to tell this story
@sinethembamajola5928Ай бұрын
His circle is who? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hayi Simphiwe
@aviwegebuza9376Ай бұрын
I was waiting for this video. I knew I was going to get all the juice 😂😂😂
@msvee132029 күн бұрын
Just had surgery don’t know , why I opened this one now my pain is 10x from laughing 😂😂😂
@sylviamodise3887Ай бұрын
O bua ka bo Gwede Mantashe😂😂😂sizoboshwa Simz. ❤
@slindilembhele5421Ай бұрын
The way I love the terms vinky vonko🤣🤣and the birth & wors equipment 🤣🤣🤣 I even repeated that part.
@khumalolungile973Ай бұрын
😂😂😂 ubiza abomkhulu bethu ngeCircle😂
@phumimlonzi873425 күн бұрын
Not the bodyguard of Beijing 😂
@enhlemthembu1247Ай бұрын
86 9 year old😂😂😂😂 the math ain’t mathing 🤷🏿♀️
@user-tx6ph6zb4s22 күн бұрын
Ow 😅 MG uvelaphi thiza ukuhleka kangaka She can't go down you made my night ..Skeem Sam ..everything you said it's entertaining excellent
@kgotatsothobejane6761Ай бұрын
His circle kebo Gwete Mantashe took me out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@akanimaluleke2217Ай бұрын
Yeeer u killed me 😅😅😂 definitely following
@flowerlindzАй бұрын
Her body is under construction?😂😂 Aowa bathong
@hoppykubs1368Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂Bona you just made me understand everything. I went to read whatever she wrote aaaah your version was better😂😂😂 You are funny
@Rhee_FitnessАй бұрын
😂😂😂😂 I’m in stitches “amapresidents wase Africa mabi”
@Kayb193Ай бұрын
😢😢😢😢😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LeylaswisdomАй бұрын
Hi mtase I'm substribing 😂😂😂You funny like that
@Babes_WomgosiАй бұрын
What a woman!! We love LaC
@lazolayani227129 күн бұрын
Not Pdiddy Zuma 🤣😂🤣😂😂bazoktshisa wena 😂😂😂😂
@kedimogale595Ай бұрын
Hae lona, khiphane uSimz ama battery, his circle part took me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Kayb193Ай бұрын
I'm dying 😂😂😂😂😂
@sarahmnyandu6622Ай бұрын
Heeeee Simz o worse xem its "Ice Boy's" dat killed me more like mkhulu gang😂😅😂😅
@MakaEnzoOfficialАй бұрын
Let me get this LaConco’s story. She was ok allowing a whole ancestor into her birthing equipment but she was ‘very respectful’ about asking imali from JZ? 😂😂😂😂she has something coming up angeke 😂. Let’s not forget she wanted her cast members to ‘Google’ her 😂😂😂😂. Women that allow their virgin daughter to attend umhlanga are grooming their own kids into unhealthy relationships.
@nontobekomthabela1239Ай бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Simz wee Khuzeka i cant stop laughing
@vuyokazinkosi381728 күн бұрын
Ngeke ungaphili ujola nekhehla
@user-mp7dt6ef9vАй бұрын
Yazi nami i want a president also but not one who is in the fossilisation ages😂😂😂
@kikilee2203Ай бұрын
aren't they all?😂😂
@King_T5Ай бұрын
@@kikilee2203They are. One president who comes to mind ,had the rizz and swag is Obama,the rest deserve exhibition ko Sterkfontein😂😂.
@eyethumfazweАй бұрын
An exhibition eSterkfontein 🤣
@ntombizdАй бұрын
Yhooo that mkhulu is something else😅😅😅
@thabilekhumalo-yn8hwАй бұрын
Eiy Simz kodwa!😂😂😂
@LoMula_1.1Ай бұрын
They can never make me hate you, ohhh I love you so Simz. You make me feel seen as a fellow crazy person❤
@marthamolotsi645Ай бұрын
Iyhoooo 😂😂😂is circle for me.....simz yhoooooo haiiiii mpolaye hape😂😂😂
@lmkleafintheforest3997Ай бұрын
Skin dropping yooooooo I'm done😅😅😅😂😂😂
@Bokamoso_KaisaraАй бұрын
❤❤❤Because of Simz ke rata ditaba🤞 Love you Girl
@olebogengojay5969Ай бұрын
Gwede Mantashe😭😭😭😭😭😭
@previous633Ай бұрын
Yooh, you are good in narrating the story. You look good though ❤️❤️❤️
@simphiwemabelane170Ай бұрын
😂😂😂, young galz and moola....LaC no isidima..
@AnnAdeva1Ай бұрын
Laughing so hard 😂😂😂😂 I am no longer eating while watching Simz 😂😂😂
@thatongema3422Ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅 nna Simz ke sharp ka wena 😂😂😂😂
@katlegomhlauli8423Ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Simz you’re a gem ke sena
@amanda7635Ай бұрын
The way I smiled when I saw the caption 😂😂😂😂💞💞💞
@pheladikganyago8851Ай бұрын
Lol Simz is so funny pls. Hahahaha
@GoldenLadyDJ21 күн бұрын
😅😅😅😅 lets do it.... i dont wana do it. Yhooo ngaze ngafa ukuhleka